>Campaign has been ongoing for five in-game years (six real-life months)
>The adorable orphan the PCs adopted after a siege has grown into a lovely young woman, crushing on my Cavalier
>Follows him around, moons over him, uses her sorcerer powers to mess with other women and play pranks
>Female player goes: "Well, time to send her off to Magical College to get an elf boyfriend, help her get her Elektra complex out of her system."
>Nods and agreements all around
I won't lie, it was pretty much the most appalling thing I've heard the whole campaign, literally "Send her off to get fricked".
lmao get fricked
I mean I'm just kind of disgusted that was the solution they came up with.
your fault for just letting it happen like a cuckold
>A girl is being overly sexual with her father figure
>Get the two away from each other and let her meet other men
Why is this bad?
Driver Nephi, I killed you with Bloody Mess, how the frick are you still posting.
Fiends never die, they just get high.
This did not happen and you don't play any games, you just wanted to post that Blue Archive picture and write about your fetish.
this guy needs a schizo name since he's been screeching up threads about nogames while contributing nothing for a while now
If it's short and talks about obviously fake stories it's b*mpgay
If it's long winded and mentions mechanics it's 2hu
Both use anime pictures, but 2hu's replies will more often than not add to the thread (even if it's insufferably autistic) and the other will just make stupid questions.
>"All right guys, at the beginning of everything…" *cue extensive hour-long infodump about setting fluff that has nothing to do with the game* "…so now let's work on your characters' backstories. Who's first?"
I’m of two thoughts
>lmao your matchmaker railroad didn’t work homosexual
and
>this is her villain origin story
It's the PC whose mad since his barely-legal daughteru is going to outgrow her crush on Daddy.
Grooming is wrong and OP is a pedo
>literally "Send her off to get fricked".
Well, if the girl has grown up to the age where she's become interested in men and is crushing on your, you either have to send her off to find a man, or you have to marry her yourself.
You can't just keep the horny young woman as a pet forever.
Pretty much, she's going to frick someone eventually.
That's the most disgusting thing you've heard in a game? Get her a boyfriend before she tries to bang a father/older brother figure? No quests into the sewers or otyugh lairs? No visceral descriptions of brutal, bloody combat? No PCs raped by fungus infested undead and described in ways that were clearly the DM's magical realm? No handholding?
He's just disgusted because it's not him she's fricking.
well obviously who wouldn't be but more seriously it is kind of fricked to be forced to have your daughter shipped off to get fricked by potentially some deadbeat or c**t. However OP is a homosexual for letting this happen and not putting his foot down, should have told him that she's being taken as a squire under him and implicitly that she'll only be with someone you approve of instead of her whoring around
Imagine allowing yourself to be pushed into making your daughter prostitute herself out. What a pussy.
Your daughter ain't gonna frick you man
She ain't in a Muslim household, where a girl only stays a virgin as long as she's faster than her father and brothers
It's ok if she's adopted though. Porn told me so.
The most disgusting thing I've heard while playing was my friend sharting his pants.
>Sorcerer
>Magical college
Absolutely fricking disgusting. Sorcerers don't need to bother with any of that fancy learning shit. What you should do is immediately declare that the orphan is your Cavalier's squire so he can raise her as a proper gish. Then when your character eventually gets killed, have her multiclass into something close to cavalier to avenge her father figure. It'll be worth it.
>gish
Nevermind this is the new most disgusting thing I’ve heard.
1991 called, Pic rel
man i wish that was what we were talking about, i bought it on cassette when it came out
Kind of weird how everyone here is just assuming OP wants to frick this orphan girl. It's just weird for the party's "solution" to her acting like a normal teenager is to abandon her and have her get plowed. Who the hell talks like that? Just rebuff her affection like a normal adult.
They're not abandoning her, they're sending her off to tertiary education.
Yeah and so is sending your stepson off to military school
I mean that's just childrearing?
Your kids are gonna leave the nest at some point, frick someone, and get married. I mean sure, most parents get teary-eyed at the prospect, but what's the alternative? Lock her in a chastity cage?
College is for soft fricking pussies. Your average college kid would get his shit pushed in if he went to the pen.
Most disgusting things I've heard in a game have been in a couple of Lamentations of the Flame Princess modules I've played in. I don't remember the name of the module, but there was an adventure with a town literally full of shit, pig-human hybrids wallowing in said shit, and twin brothers in the middle of a power struggle, both of them weird sex fiends. That was pretty disgusting as a whole. Outside of modules, in obe campaign I ran the players made a deal with a spirit of leprosy to help them with an invasion they were planning by starting an epidemic in a city they were planning to conquer. I though that was pretty disgusting, too, even though it made perfect sense in the context in a ruthlessly pragmatic way. I don't think your example sounds disgusting at all, though, OP.
Only thing I can recall is my malkavian being forced to suck blood from the feet of his superior (opposed to his actual sire), a real dommy mommy type as they say
It was weird and disgusting and frankly I'm all for it, I thrive on uncomfortable situations and it only made my character look even more powerless and pathetic, which is what you are when you're playing a freshly embraced kindred
I don't know man, this is pretty much how everybody raises their kids. They run into shit that makes them personally uncomfortable, throw 'em at a specialist and hope they don't go splat.
*hits pipe*
I agree, but I think cigars are worse.
Saori is a precious student, worthy of being pampered. I will now hijack your dogshit thread, OP.
What would be a good system to run a Blue Archive game?
>What would be a good system to run a Blue Archive game?
The rope.
I'd start by looking for a a system that focuses on anime schoolgirl shenanigans and modifying it. Maybe the MAID system if your really twisted it?
Modified Blades in the Dark, where you're a gaggle of criminals who got kicked out of a real school.
clicked for OP image and was disappointed. I get that youre a BA player, but dont be THAT kinda BA player, baka
my friend made a blue archive game after i rigged a vote lmao
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19sjXFT7I6lLeQD-JHgp-rdnuAYv4T0CAyEcdrt7T_w4/edit#heading=h.8f7mdoovgwh3
I've been running a mini-campaign in it the past few weeks; it could use some editing here and there, and its missing a couple things here or there so I've had to use some homebrew I wrote up, but its otherwise serviceable.
what's the matter anon, can't frick your adopted daughter anymore?
Why did you let that happen? You could have taken the responsibility to raise her by your own without the party support. Also, like someone else said, sorcerers don't need magical college stuff. They just need to practice in order to control her magic
Whether you bang her or not is up to you but the thing is you shouldn't abandon her on her own. Is an orphan after all. What she needs the most is a family
Of course it's the female that suggested it.
>Female player
Found your problem
This is just playing with normalgays. They'd be appalled if they thought you wanted to frick her because that's grooming to them.
It literally is grooming in OPs case.
>a girl being attracted to an older man is grooming
Real virgin hours.
Tbh "well the young girl wants it" sounds like a pedo excuse.
Besides, wanting to send the traumatized and questionably adjusted teen magic wielder off to a school where there are better adjusted people her own age to interact with and professionals who handle questionably adjusted teen magic wielders as their job is entirely reasonable.
>Besides, wanting to send the traumatized and questionably adjusted teen magic wielder off to a school where there are better adjusted people her own age to interact with and professionals who handle questionably adjusted teen magic wielders as their job is entirely reasonable.
You know they didn't think that deep on the question and you're lying to yourself if you think they did.
>Raising a girl to be sexually attracted to you
That’s the definition of grooming
What's wrong with this scenario, it's an NPC, not a porno.
They wanted rpg not erp, so they needed to ditch the annoying girl. Do you think your fellow players want to deal with you and the DM flirting with each other as you two fap under the table to emotional-incest porn when they just want to kill goblins or whatever?
Then you complain that she's shipped off instead of killed off? Youre "that guy" OP.
found the female player
>Blue Archive poster
>pitchblack NTR shit
Like clockwork.
This is most likely Pathfinder, not Secret of Blue Water. The rest of the party has had her in the group just as long. They don't want to watch the girl they've raised get an electra complex for a father figure.
>They don't want to watch the girl they've raised get an electra complex for a father figure.
Pretty much
I've mentioned this guy on /tg/ before. When I was in my late teens in the 90s I was in a group that was exclusively made up of various flavors of That Guy (including myself in my cringey weeb phase). But the most disgusting was Ken the Furry. This was before the internet was readily available so no one really knew about furries. Ken's fursona was a giant blue dog that pissed acid, not a dog anthro, just a dog like a proto-sparkledog. We played GURPS in those days so Ken could full on indulge in his degeneracy. Ken often paired up with the super-racist guy in our group who got off on enslaving captured enemies. Their worst incident was when they invented fairy Butt-Beads. These weren't anal beads made for fairies they were anal beads made from living fairies. They had captured a bunch of fairies and decided to make them into butt-beads for the Joe the Giant's (who always played Giant characters, mostly giantesses) Giant Amazon Woman. They enchanted the rope they tied them up in with a spell that let them breath without air so they could survive the horrifying experience. Joe the Giant was just as degenerate as the rest and they derailed the session into an anal vore ERP. This sort of shit happened all the time.
>it's a staler pasta, sir, but it checks out.
>I was about to dub them.
Carmen Electra lmao
In a Digimon game when a guy described his fat nerd character making an abomination of foodstuffs.
dont play with normie women
OP be like:
>character found a fish at the start of the game
>puts it on his bag
>forgets about it for weeks
>weeks later the character remembers about the fish and the GM goes into detail on how it rotted away and was basically smelly goo with bones at the bottom of the bag
>character has natural immunity due to species trait
>proceeds to smear the rotten goo on the face of the bandits fighting us and wins the battle by making them vomit themselves unconscious
Light stuff compared to most, but this was the most disgusting thing that ever happened in our super vanilla games
that's literally Garum (or Worcestershire Sauce, depedning on era and fish used)
>female player
You fricked up right then and there
>Female player
every time
Female player secretly wishes that was her and got jealous and went into sabotage mode
>Campaign has been ongoing for five in-game years (six real-life months)
That’s so fricked to me. Our campaign has been going for six in-game months and two real-life years.
I feel like a cuck reading this, I'm going to imagine you stopped this from happening OP and never come back to this thread
Sounds like you're a possessive creep who wants to groom and frick his adoptive daughter.
This visceral negative reaction you're having is because you view it as getting cucked. Okay, that's a natural reaction to getting cucked, but it's fricking weird that you find the joking prospect of your daughter being into other guys to be the trigger for these feelings.
>My daughter has a BOYFRIEND???
>HOW DARE SHE HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT MEEEEE?!?!
Porn addiction. You're acting like a fricking freak.