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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    play it safe or whacky bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the Switch first launched they said they wanted to do the iPad model and release upgraded versions of the same thing but that was a long time ago so who knows.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just going to be switch 2

      there will be some wacky labo type bullshit but it will be add-ons and not core to the experience

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whacky bullshit. I am expecting something like Nintendo smart home Alexa with Mario's voice bullshit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would someone want Mario's annoying ass?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every other gen Ninty needs to drive themselves to the verge of bankruptcy. It will happen again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When did that happen, again?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          2011-2017

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nintendo making more profit during the PS2 years
          made up graph

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You underestimate the Game Boy and the DS.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the giga flop that was the Gamecube made a profit. They only ever lost money during the WiiU gen, and that was because the consoles were sold at a loss. Nintendo is never gonna do that again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE WILL RETURN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch with higher clock speeds and VR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they don't play it safe with a backwards compatible upgrade, they'd be fricking moronic. If they've somehow learned nothing from the Wii U, that'd be really weird.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can't play it safe, too boring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satoru is dead and the Switch was the last thing he was involved with. They're only doing ordinary market research type stuff now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good thing he did die. If he was alive it probably would have been called the Wii S and have no third party support again.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Switch doesn't have 3rd party support either though. All the big great games like Elden Ring, RE4, Armored Core 6 and more skipped it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the big great games like Elden Ring, RE4, Armored Core 6 and more skipped it.
            And 90% of the other third party games came to switch either first or simultaneously.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              bg3?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's one of those morons who thinks that AAA is the only third party support. You could go blue in the face listing games like smtv, MH rise, all those taiko games, Digimon survive, dragonball fighterz and so on and he wouldn't consider it support because they're good games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just going to be a Switch that puts out native 1080 and 60 fps and maybe higher when docked, Nintendo doesn't have to aim that high for people to consoom and they know it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play it safe
      Literally has never worked out well for Nintendo once PlayStation debuted and they end up in last place in whatever gen they try to do this in.
      So if Switch 2 is literally "Switch, just stronger" it'll flop VERY hard. Just like Gamecube. Just like Wii U.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally has never worked out well for Nintendo once PlayStation debuted and they end up in last place in whatever gen they try to do this in.
        Except for every single time. In fact the one time they actually lost money was with the Wii U and they certainly weren't playing it safe there.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Nintendo debunk these rumors by saying there won't be another console for 2 years?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo also said there would never be a 3DS XL and announced one 2 weeks later kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo also said there would never be a 3DS XL
        C'mon man Americans need bigger devices then a OG 3DS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also claimed that the NX was not the successor to the Wii U

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which they didn't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I just rebunked it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that I've seen them say that but an announcement in March doesn't preclude it coming out in 2 years, it would be moronic to announce it 2 years in advance though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah in 2021

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they always say shit like that so they can get suckers buying up obsoleted hardware right up until the second they announce the new system.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Finally buys 3DS XL
        >1 day later New 3DS XL is announced

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you forgotten how god awful that shit was last time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All they said was that they would be focusing on the Switch until the end of the next fiscal year, which would be March 2025. But that doesn't mean they can't announce a new system, the next system will be backwards compatible so the Switch will still be the priority until the Switch 2 starts taking off and they can get games for it out, just like how the first couple years of the PS5 and Xbox Series were just them playing Gen 8 games at 60fps and higher resolutions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, 2 years ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always deny new systems because only a moron would say , "yes we're preparing a new system but please continue to buy obsolete switch consoles and games"
      People will buy the new thing no matter what so why have a nice day in the foot when people are still happily paying $300 for a switch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo does this shit all the time, say they aren't doing something then announce it later

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    switch pro is finally coming out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      switch pro oled with a bbl

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all they have to do is make and announce Switch 2, not New Switch, not Switch U just put a fricking 2 for once

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Super Switch? Is that like a Switch addon or something?
        Nintendo learned their mistake with the Wii U.
        It will be called Switch 2.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Switch 2 isn't sexy enough if they put super before Nintendo and not switch I think most consoomers will understand the nod

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nintendo
          >SUPER nintendo
          >ULTRA 64
          what comes next? do you go somewhere between and go like, KIIIIIIIING 128 or something?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            EMPEROR 256
            GOD 512

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >KIIIIIIIING
            everyone knows kiiiiing combos were like 10 hits and ultra combos were 20+ hits

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yea, and a super was 4. king was the best sounding though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the Wii U era, Nintendo was targeting a market that had no idea how games worked. They saw “Wii” and assumed it was a part of the same system. People also know that “Super” is being used the same way as the NES to SNES

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ultra switch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super anything is unacceptable and this fricking weird suggestion of nostalgia naming shit needs to stop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Super
        I'm pretty sure the Switch2 can't even run current game at 1080p in 60 fps properly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are a brainlet if you can't see the problem of having a verb as your name followed by 2 causes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what do you suggest? Super Switch? The SS console?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Super Nintendo Switch = SNS which is a no go. SNS is the term that nips use for all social media(Social Networking Service), it'd be too confusing for them. It'd be like if Microsoft called their next console the "X" and people would keep confusing it for the rebranded Twitter.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            its just gonna be Switch 2. MAYBE New Switch

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Super Nintendo Extreme Switch or SNES for short

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The National Socialist gaming system (tm) for the White man.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, another plastic tablet to waste money on so I get to play smash and mario kart again.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm expecting the worse
    >its digital only and only uses an sd card instead of SSD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you genuinely think that Nintendo of all companies will go digital only?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo of all companies? Absolutely. Nintendo wants all the control they can get and digital only is a good way of getting that. It also cuts out the cost of physical and distribution. It's not a matter of if, but when.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nintendo wants all the control they can get and digital only is a good way of getting that.
          Are you confusing them with Sony or something? I mean, you know Nintendo doesn't even have drm on their consoles right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I mean, you know Nintendo doesn't even have drm on their consoles right?
            You're really saying that after the partnered with denuvo? It's not on their yet, doesn't mean it will never be. I didn't think nintendo would do paid online either until all of a sudden they did.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're really saying that after the partnered with denuvo?
              So says irdeto but to this day they aren't listed as a middleware dev.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why in god's name would they want to advertise it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, middleware for Nintendo is just a developer tool portal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      UHS-II microSD cards would be perfectly viable tbh. It's not like they're going to be using 4K assets so 300 MB/s would be perfectly fine, though costly at first. People thought MicroSD was going to be too expensive at first but look at where we are now, you an get a 512 GB for like $50.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can get a 512 GB for like $50
        What moron buys SD cards at full price? 500GB cards go on sale frequently for $25 now

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One on hand it'd be nice to play stuff like Xenoblade and other stuff in a higher resolution.
    But I have some mods like disabling the Vision music in 1, or the pause menu music in 3 that I'd lose out on.
    So emulation is probably the way to go maybe.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >exact same look
    >better controllers
    >backwards compatibility and upscaling software
    >all games can now be played at at least 60 fps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      compatibility
      We will see about that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally every first iteration nintendo handheld is compatible with the previous generation (ds even played gameboy games). The wii and wii u were backwards compatible. It will have backwards compatibility

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same look
      It will look the same but bigger, 8 inch screen this time.

      compatibility
      We will see about that.

      They will use an ARM CPU again, if it doesn't have backwards compatibility for artificial reasons it will fail, DOA on day 1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They will use an ARM CPU again, if it doesn't have backwards compatibility for artificial reasons it will fail, DOA on day 1.
        Yeah but look at the Wii U, it was backwards compatible with the GameCube by technicality, but didn't do this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if it doesn't have backwards compatibility
        it does

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if it doesn't have backwards compatibility for artificial reasons it will fail, DOA on day 1.
        Not having backwards compatibility on their absolutely massive install base and finally successful for once e-shop would be such a legendarily fricktartded move I'm worried they might actually do it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo has been in this sicle of good console and bad console since the gamecube so who knows. They could break the curse with this one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >CEO-san, we have 150 million happy customers, how do we keep them giving us money?
          >CEO: we shut down their online and force them rebuy everything again
          Search you heart, you know it cannot be any other way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The seething would be funny.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo is moronic but it is not that moronic, considering the PS5 is backwards compatible with the PS4 library.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          most people don't give a shit about backwards compatibility
          and besides, normies seeing the switch 2 playing switch games would make it seem like a small upgrade or revision just like phones do, and we end up with another wii u situation on our hands

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All it needs is a better advertising campaign and a new name. Nintendo should push it hard as they can, display ads on home screens of regular consoles.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it'll have backwards compat. but casuals don't care as much about BC as you think

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          physical BC is a joke
          digital BC is not BC at all, it just means your money was not stolen

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but casuals don't care as much about BC as you think
          when they have 7 years worth of games, they will

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Casuals aren't going to buy the same gimmick twice so it doesn't matter.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            palworld says hi

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >buy the same gimmick twice
            What about playstation vs playstation 2?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The gimmick for casuals is that it plays Mario kart and they've brought that gimmick generation after generation except the one they just straight up didn't know existed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally just the Switch, more powerful (like PS4 level), with DLSS. Backward compatible.
      Honestly? Best case scenario.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but add better system options and better interactivity with multiple consoles. Streetpass and a new version of Miiverse would do insanely well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        streetpass but you can offload it to a little pokewalker thing
        so you can carry just that around with you, go home and sync it with your switch, and see what you got
        plus a proper wiimote-style aiming with a sensor on the dock.
        and higher performance mode while docked

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else is going to preorder it and let it sit in the box until an exploit comes out?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's planning to buyed a switch 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy ESL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. "necro" felipe from universo nintendo

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    apparently they will announce it before GDC (march 18)

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the digital purchases on 1 still going to work on 2, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the digital purchases on 1 still going to work on 2, right?

        no, nintendo always makes new internet service thing for each console

        They wont do the same thing again. They fricked up their first rendition of the digital service store on the Wii with the port to the Wii U, they had a decent start with Wii and lost it all.
        The switch was a fresh start and it works fairly well, I dont see them changing shit and losing years of infrastructure work again

        I imagine for user ease the storefront will look exactly the same as the switch

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I imagine for user ease the storefront will look exactly the same as the switch
          I hope they put back the eshop music they composed for the switch, but ended up removing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I appreciate Nintendo making the Switch UI as fast as possible, but when the eshop still fricking runs like shit, there's no excuse to add the music again.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              dont care!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, nintendo always makes new internet service thing for each console

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

        Frick, I got and loaded up on 1 just this Christmas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All the digital purchases on 1 still going to work on 2, right?
      Nintendo has the tendency to treat the two equal so if there isn't physical backwards compatibility, then there won't be digital backwards compatibility.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      Nope

      no, nintendo always makes new internet service thing for each console

      thats because they fricked up wii -> wii u
      and wii u -> switch
      they have a much better accounts and content delivery system now
      there's no way they spent 7 years porting old games just to start over
      one of the design goals for the switch was creating creating software like ios/android that you buy once and can still run on future hardware, something they haven't managed to do well in the past, requiring them to redo everything the VC on wii had because of hardware differences and the dumb accounts system they had before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they have a much better accounts and content delivery system now
        They literally had an account system that worked just fine during the wii/wii u eras. Hell, it was better because it actually had decent reward incentives and they had backwards compatibility and game transfers back then. Then that account system conveniently got killed off right around a year leading up to the switch.
        Whether they have backwards compatibility will have nothing to do with their account system, that's just some bullshit their feeding people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      no, nintendo always makes new internet service thing for each console

      that was before, they've said it was important to keep to build on their online stuff since it brings in so much revenue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

      no, nintendo always makes new internet service thing for each console

      >All the digital purchases on 1 still going to work on 2, right?
      Nintendo has the tendency to treat the two equal so if there isn't physical backwards compatibility, then there won't be digital backwards compatibility.

      They've confirmed it like 15 times already and you still go on with your shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait... Switch does cloud saves?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wait... Switch does cloud saves?
          Only if you pay for it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >PSN and Nintendo tying cloud saving to their subscriptions
            "At least" Nintendo is only 20 bucks, but Sony is a fricking scam at goddamn $80 minimum.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who the frick uses cloud saves anyways?
              Its a useless feature

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For a console with only one active system at a time yeah. It's a fricking godsend on pc, and free.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pay up goy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im still bitter they lost my "limited edition" sin and punishment VC game when sending it in for repairs cause the disc drive died

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could still do all that and just make Switch purchases incompatible with the new system. I don't think they will do that but just have a purchase history doesn't mean it will be backwards compatible.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called the Nintendo Switch Up! btw. Hello to people in the future searching the archive when they officially announce the name to see if anyone had posted it.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All it has to be is a portable Xbox Series S power and it's literally unironically over for Microsoft

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to hack my Switch 2 so I can use it like a steam deck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Steam Deck can barely emulate Switch 1.
      This is coming from a PChad that steals all tendie games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PC chud thinks he's a Chad
        Lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will keep playing TOTK at 4K@60fps tendie.
          Enjoy your 540p@20fps "experience"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he boguhted a PC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds soulless. Nothing can beat playing a game as it was intended on the hardware it was designed for.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nothing can beat playing a game as it was intended on the hardware it was designed for.
              >plays at 540p with 20fps stutters
              yeah no thanks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >60fps
            Yeah don’t think so. Maybe in one or two closed off areas of the game.
            Also enjoy tons of graphical glitches and crashes, little man.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Also enjoy tons of graphical glitches and crashes, little man.
              I have played it for 64 hours without a single crash or glitch, cope.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't you know? This webm featuring flawless 60 fps gameplay was recorded on day -12 before the actual release of TOTK, literally less than 24 hours after it first got leaked. Sure, there were some minimal issues, but that's because the game wasn't even available to be played officially. 5 days later and there were almost all solved on the Ryujinx emulator.
              What is wrong with people like you? Are you on Nintendo's payroll to be in such level of denial? How can you explain missing the literal daily generals there were at the time, when me and everyone else on Ganker was playing the game in high res with good framerate and proving you wrong?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but saying minimal is very generous, you also needed an above average pc to run at 60 frames, framerate also varied with places

                The first village you encounter once you descend the sky islands had very low framerates, to this day, it still does

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not on my machine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but your machine doesn't reflect the majority of everyone experiences with the game once the game leaked

                TOTK ran at 60FPS but you also needed a Ryzen 9(5900x or better) + high end gpu for that to happen

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                with a ryzen 7 5800x3d, i get 60 fps stable with drops to 50's in towns like looking landing. you do not need a ryzen 9 to play this game on pc lol.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                hard on the eyes. what is this dogshit resolution?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Had to lower it to fit the webm limits, original res was higher. Wish this site would be like 8chn and allow a 20MB size limit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop making shit up the emulators didnt release the patches to properly play the game until release they were full of glitches and hard fps drops the game was unplayable

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a troony revisionist
                lmao keep seething tendie
                here I'm gonna spoonfeed you even more:
                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/subject/ZELDA%20LEAK%20THREAD/

                Now tell me, someone who finished the game one day before the release or all of these people how the game was "unplayable". The depths visual bug was fixed very quickly, so yes the game was running literally flawlessly and better than on a switch before the release. In fact, the depths looked better and more atmospheric when the area was darker
                You're probably someone who still uses Yuzu. In that case you get what you fricking deserve. This emulator shouldn't exist because they steal code from Ryujinx and waste their patron funding on escorts. Meanwhile Ryujinx has a good philosophy development and had the game working 2 weeks before release.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                half the threads are people complaining about crashes good job proving my point?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love it when pchuds pretend they do this. Post a webm of your save file of the game. Load it up, run clockwise three times, then drop an apple.

            You won't. None of you ever do. You know why? Because "PC chads" are all larping poorgays

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta but heres my link.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a screenshot, reading comprehension anon, I want to see it running at 4k 60fps

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea not gonna bother trying to learn how to make a webm for you lol. there are inevitable frame drops to the 55's and 50's in kariko and lookout landing I will admit. but the game is definitely playable at 4k 60 fps on my ryzen 7.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody has anything to prove to you, tendie. Seethe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how he looks in real life and acts.
          But the way he acts here... He sounds like a chud like the rest of us. 😀

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reading comprehension

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is mine.

    t. defeated Xbox owner looking for a new team

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    releasing late september

    games year 1

    >metroid prime 4 actual console exclusive
    >zelda oracle of seasons/ages remake by the links awakening team (multiplat with switch 1)
    >mario odyssey 2 (multiplat with switch 1)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Metroid exists, it's more likely than anything else to still release on the original Switch because it's already been announced for that platform

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >releasing late september
      could be
      but may also release earlier in juneish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Metroid exists, it's more likely than anything else to still release on the original Switch because it's already been announced for that platform

      They'll do a TP/Botw and release it for both. As a final title for one console and the first for the next
      Would be brave of Nintendo to launch with a Metroid title though. Usually its Mario or Zelda. As much as the gaming community seems to be hyped for Prime 4, its still a niche market compared to mario and zelda

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mario odyssey 2 (multiplat with switch 1)
      I hope you're wrong on this
      cappy fricking sucks and odyssey is the weakest 3d mario

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cappy fricking sucks
        Filtered troony. have a nice day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oracle of seasons/ages remake by the links awakening team (multiplat with switch 1)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ship sailed on Mario Odyssey 2 half a decade ago, let it go

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if t can play botw at 60 fps then i will buy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to go back to botw is fricking rough, game is way more boring than I remember.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many years before people are bored of the open world style and they start wanting more old school Zelda?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will DLC for Switch games be handled if you buy a game like say Smash on the Switch 2? Will we still be able to buy DLC for that game or just the base game only?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean we still need to know how BC/past purchases are going to work. Latest Furukawa interview had him explicitly mention the Wii U and the transition between consoles. Each systems architecture has been different enough to the point where they couldn't do BC, but I feel like Nintendo has been talking a lot about making sure Nintendo finally settles on an actual unified account system.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will buy on two conditions
    1. A new Warioware game
    2. Mario Maker 3
    Beyond that they can eat shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally just got a WarioWare game stupid homosexual

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they don't go all digital

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're not resetting the library
    https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2014/02/iwata_looking_to_emulate_ios_and_android_with_a_common_platform_for_future_nintendo_hardware

    do you have to rebuy your phone apps if you get a new phone?
    no, because it has an accounts system that knows what you own (something they totally fricked up on the wii and wii u)

    UNDERSTAND?
    https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/27/23775415/nintendos-switch-accounts-next-generation-furukawa-shareholders

    https://mynintendonews.com/2024/02/07/nintendo-president-reiterates-the-importance-of-nintendo-accounts/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no, because it has an accounts system that knows what you own (something they totally fricked up on the wii and wii u)
      In principle, true. In theory, good luck playing any older phone game - they need updates and devs did a runner.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference the majority of nintendo digital software that they'd care about porting to the next hardware config is first party. Versus iOS/Android in which the majority of apps are third party.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        apple/google's fault for borking the api with OS upgrades that break old software

        it's much simpler for nintendo to provide everything the switch needs on future hardware to keep software working, and keep expanding the line with new hardware capabilities
        there's really no reason why a switch 7 can't run switch 1 titles when it's all digital and doesn't have to bother offering a compatible physical sloot
        nintendo should allow a way for physical people to claim a digital copy though, eventually it's all going to be digital

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me genuinely sad that Iwata was talking about the switch as a concept here but he never lived to see it release.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >iwata looking to emulate ios and android with a common platform for future nintendo hardware
      Thank god they didn't do that as its a fricking moronic plan. People hang onto the same phone forever precisely because they don't need to upgrade to use the same apps. There is no pressure to upgrade on android and with iphone its less about having the apps and more about having the newest fad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comparing consoles with phones in this case is a false equivalence. Your phone from 5 years ago will still run instagram, flappy birds, youtube etc. whatever. There's not a huge upgrade. The only reason to upgrade is if you have more of a niche interest in a better camera or you're a gamer that wants games to run their best etc.

        A console for 2017 versus a console from 2024 have vastly different potentials for what sort of game you can run on them. TOTK absolutely struggles at times because the switch cant handle it, a switch 2 with updated hardware would be a worthwhile investment to play the game at a stable 60fps.
        People want games to get bigger and better and they wont hang on to the same platform forever if they need to upgrade to play the latest stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        phone apps dont really need much processing power, so there's no real need to upgrade a phone

        but games are more demanding, so there's a reason to upgrade if you want to play the latest power hungry games
        but there's no reason why a new tetris game needs to be switch 2 only, they should keep supporting switch 1, 95% of all games ever made would work fine on it, even now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo had 3 different account systems that never actually carried shit over.
      >Wii games were tied to console
      >Wii U games had complicated transfer process
      >DSi games didn't carry over to eShop
      >Wii U introduced Nintendo Network, used for fricking dick now
      >3DS finally gets Virtual Console, have to rebuy your SNES games despite having said Nintendo Network account on both systems

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, they fricked up, but they seem determined to fix it with the switch

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my body is ready..
    ..to bbc?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted the Switch 2 for years but now I'm not sure. Switch emulation is so good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted switch for so long
      >gotta pc
      >feel meh about switch 2 now
      Hmm. Hope the emulation for switch 2 is good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will be good but it will take time so don't expect to emulate anything for a year or two

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          True. It probably will only have like one or two games anyway in the first year. Nintendo will frick up the launch release window. It's what they do

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like 8 years or so.
          Switch 1 was emulated so quickly because the Tegra X1 SoC was extremely documented by NVIDIA even before the Switch release, Switch 2 will supposedly use a custom SoC.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My prediction is that everyone will be disappointed with the performance. The clock will be less than half the NVIDIA chip max frequency it is based off of. Performance will be less than PS4 or XBone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those systems didn't have DLSS support. The Switch 2 will be able to perform much better than its hardware would if it had to run everything natively.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't DLSS suck at lower resolutions? Like using 1440p to upscale to 4k looks better than native, but 640p to 800p doesnt.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It will look better than whatever temporal upscaler Nintendo is using now.
          I think TOTK uses FSR 1 which is pretty bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It used to but doesn't anymore. Frame generation is the only thing that's currently not that great but that will no doubt also improve substantially in the coming years.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Suck as in you wouldn't want to use it on your $3000 gaming PC? Or suck as in "this handheld console only can do 720p and our options are FSR 1 or uhhh, uhhh..."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, even quality mode for 1080p is unusable
          t. RTX 3060

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo being on the NVIDIA side is going to be interesting. On PC NVIDIA is winning because of their software advantage over AMD. How long till This will start being a thing on consoles too? If NVIDIA can show why their hardware is great they may be able to get Playstation and Xbox (assuming they don't go 3rd party) to switch over.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Consoles have always gone AMD because it's cheaper.
          Nintendo only went with Nvidia for the Switch because there were no low wattage AMD option at the time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think will approach the performance of the base PS4 in docked mode.
      It will probably be bottlenecked by the memory bandwidth just like the Switch 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already know that it will be somewhere between a PS4 and PS4 Pro.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty disheartening tbqthwy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The PS4 ran games at 1080p and the PS4 Pro ran games at 1440p to 4K. The Switch being somewhere between those AND having support for the latest DLSS technology would be an extremely capable device.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's still disappointing. We are about halfway through ps5's launch so really this thing should be between ps4 pro and ps5 power at this stage.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nintendo will ALWAYS behind for pricing purposes, after a decade I don't understand why some people don't understand this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do undemanding this, but Nintendo wants to be 2 gens behind instead of just one?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                doesnt matter, they still make the best games regardless
                old cheap hardware is how you get 140 million ds/wii/switch owners

                $300 is too much for nintendo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Switch released 4 years after PS4 and was PS3.5
                >Switch 2 will release 4 years after PS5 and will be PS4.5
                Dunno what your issue is

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                beyond PS4 quality, there's not much difference visually
                good enough

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And it will be. Hypothetical 2TF in 2024 mean much more performance than 2TF in 2013.
              Add to that much better CPU than PS4 and SSD and it will be a portable PS5 in everything but name.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We are about halfway through ps5's launch so this portable console should be on par with the PS5
              homie are you fricking insane
              reminder the psp smoked the ds in power and it still was on the level of a ps1, back in the ps3 generation
              and the ds couldn't even approach the n64

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Switch is a home console first

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’ll be too much for a handheld

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it can be powerful than the Deck, it's already a plus.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not going to be, the battery life would be dogshit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ARM instead of X86
              >2x the CPU cores meaning it can run them at lower clocks and have better performance
              >2x the shaders meaning it can run them at lower clocks and have more power
              >Custom SoC actually designed to be in a portable device
              >Smaller node
              >No PC OS running in the background
              >Not having to run games through translation layers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fat chonky lcd screen sucking up more power and using up more space

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just like in the OG Deck? Having an OLED screen didn't drastically increase the battery life. It mostly came from thr smaller SoC

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and the og deck has a terrible battery life for more demanding games. oled is slimmer, meaning more room for the components and let them fit in a larger battery and is less power hungry. Not to mention switch is apparently using an even bigger screen for some reason. If the switch is more powerful than the deck, which I don't think is going to happen anyway just from the cost factor alone, it's going to have a terrible battery life for any remotely demanding games.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok? I already said why it will have better battery life

                >ARM instead of X86
                >2x the CPU cores meaning it can run them at lower clocks and have better performance
                >2x the shaders meaning it can run them at lower clocks and have more power
                >Custom SoC actually designed to be in a portable device
                >Smaller node
                >No PC OS running in the background
                >Not having to run games through translation layers

                Having an OLED screen makes little difference

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                50% and often better battery life is not a little difference. The deck is extremely efficient at 4-15W draw, you're not going to get much better than that. Even ignoring the unfeasible cost, a more powerful switch using an lcd screen is not going to have good battery life, especially if they don't want the thing to be a brick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And pray tell why couldn't the switch 2 be even more efficient than the deck, do you really think nvidia who touted themselves as being the most efficient gpu brand on market wouldn't also demonstrated it with the switch 2 and showed up amd in the process.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol if you buy into nvidia's bullshit, this isn't a comparison between the 40 series and XT series where even there it's not that big and it's a wash at the rest. The only favorable comparison is x86 vs arm due to arm not having to support all the instruction sets x86 does, but that alone is not going to mean much. Even just the original switch, using arm and nvidia, still uses 8-9W in handheld mode vs deck's 4-15W despite it running far less demanding software that they also downclock in handheld mode to save battery life. You are not going to get much more efficient than the deck.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not going to be, the battery life would be dogshit.

            It's going to use a lot of NVIDIA tricks to do this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think will approach the performance of the base PS4 in docked mode.
      It will probably be bottlenecked by the memory bandwidth just like the Switch 1

      I dont think people realise how impactful the Switch2 approaching "Base PS4" levels is.
      The one thing the other consoles have over the switch is raw power. The smaller that gap gets, the less reason there is to own a playstation (Except, lmao, exclusives).
      It'd put a fire under Sony but I'd see Microsoft straight up pulling out of the console race

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so when's the thousand year door releasing?
    i want to buy that so Tanabe can go cry in a corner why his gimmicky sticker shit is less popular than actual Paper Mario.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will be announced in the Direct next week. Or just dropped on twitter

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get ready for joycon drift 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will they be fixing drifting with this one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has been the the number one complaint about the Switch since its launched, has gotten them into multiple court cases, and had to provide free repairs for.
        So, no.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        supposedly it has magnet sticks, so no more drift bullshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Personally the moment it starts drifting I just pull off the good ol' Switcheroo on Amazon or GAME Uk

        Changed 3 joycons this way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally they got rid of the annoying +/- buttons
      always disliked them
      more links to the patent?
      do we finally get analog triggers?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >finally they got rid of the annoying +/- buttons
        I did like them. 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      man they really should make a bump on the grip...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chink companies sell gamepads with hall effect joysticks for 40 bucks
      >The big three still aren't using hall effect joysticks even when they sell their gamepads at 70 bucks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big three wants your controller to break so you can buy another one 5 months later for 70€

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why fix drift when it means they can get you to spend $70 on another controller after a year or two? Nintendo also won a class action lawsuit over joycon drift, so say good bye to any chance of them being forced to fix it.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they announce a new console, will the original Switch suddenly stop being available for purchase?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      nintendo will still make switches for years to come, and it's still yet to see a pricecut
      you can expect more poor people to buy switches when there's a pricecut and ps2's sales record will get beaten

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    children, morons and moronic children will love that (no one else will)

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STHUPER BTHNN NNNN NUNUNUN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SUPER NINTENDO SWITCH

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it feels like the switch only came out yesterday.
    nintendo should pay more attention to developing games rather than releasing new hardware.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it feels like the switch only came out yesterday.
      >yesterday
      7 years ago.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and nothing to mark the time with.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo Swap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cum Swap?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DLSS fueled 30 fps 480p gaming

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emulator when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2-3 years for emulators to maybe boot up games

      Run games from start to finish(with obscene pc hardware required)? +5 years territory

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stealth
    Remind everyone again what sort of wacky shit he tried to say was happening and was quickly debunked? Because I know there was a few, most of it dealing with Smash.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, anyone still believing any nintendo "leakers" after at least 4 YEARS of nothing should be lobotomized.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's quoting universo nintendo who's had a decent streak of leaking Direct dates

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuts that I’m going to be able to buy a Switch 2 before I can play GBA Pokémon on my Switch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can play them on your pc.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t have a PC anymore. I don’t even have a laptop. I went low tech/no tech a few years back and I’m back to normal now but never bought this some of this stuff again.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do you buddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've modded it, I played Emerald Rogue, Unbound, and Radical Red on switch.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody told me that the point of the Switch was to synthesize the focus points of the Nintendo handhelds and consoles, and that they had to sacrifice the motion aspect of the Wii but that they want it to be more like the Wii in the second round of the Switch. I think he was talking out of his ass but it does seem logical.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping for a Wii U situation, it would be so fricking funny

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Nintendo be able to succeed in two generations in a row? Or will this be a massive flop like the N64, GameCube, or Wii U?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready for more bing bing wahoo söyslop nostalgia bait? Maybe we can finally play BotW at a stable 30 fps at 1080p

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it's unhackable then Ganker will hate it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is unhackable for long

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No ones hacked the Xbox or the Series consoles. I would think people would want to since they could be turned into pretty decent pcs

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds of the next console being backwards compatible with OG switch carts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      100%

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the president of nintendo has been talking a lot about easing people into getting the next hardware, and keeping their current playerbase, and stuff like that.
      I would assume that they know one of the easiest way to do it would be backwards compatibility, wich would mean usable swith cards, its not like they are strangers to it, iirc you could use gba carts on the ds and ds carts on the 3ds right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      90%

      Nintendo of all companies? Absolutely. Nintendo wants all the control they can get and digital only is a good way of getting that. It also cuts out the cost of physical and distribution. It's not a matter of if, but when.

      Nintendo relies a lot on brand recognition. Removing Mario and Pokémon from stores is beyond stupid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Removing Mario and Pokémon from stores
        >what is merch, something that makes them more money than the games themselves

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>what is merch,
          Something that requires the games to sell. You're probably on of those morons who sees that it makes more money without realising why it does.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have any idea of what the makeup is for physical vs digital, the convenience for consumers who couldn't care less and the cost savings and control for corporations? Stop plugging year ears screaming into the void, it's going to happen whether you like it or not. Nintendo's been following suit right behind sony and microsoft with everything else.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn I must have missed the part where nintendo stops making handhelds, focuses on powerful home consoles only, makes shit non-games with pretty graphics, makes their games multiplats and ups their online subscription prices.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you did miss the part where they embraced mobile, dlc, paid online, rental services, gutting the soul from their systems, killing backwards compatibility, game transfers and the vc, when they used to say they'd never do any of that.
                >makes their games multiplats and ups their online subscription prices
                Also only a matter of time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they embraced mobile, dlc, paid online, rental services, gutting the soul from their systems, killing backwards compatibility
                Did you miss the part where after iwata died they dialled back on just about all of that? Especially the mobile games and paid dlc.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you miss the part where after iwata died they dialled back on just about all of that?
                Of course I didn't, it's exactly what I'm talking about. The one who cared about all that is gone, it's a different nintendo now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The one who cared about all that is gone, it's a different nintendo now.
                So you admit Nintendo was worse under iwata

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The older generations who aren’t used to digital purchases are still alive and kicking, physical media will only truly die when none of these generations will be out of the picture, which is still a long way off.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The older generations who aren’t used to digital purchases are still alive and kicking
                I am the older generation. I just recognize the writing on the wall. It's not going to happen all at once, but that's what everyone is heading towards. PC will be the only one left who'll get the blue moon physical releases as a novelty, future consoles won't even have the means to play physical.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nintendo's been following suit right behind sony and microsoft with everything else.
              Ah yes, I too have a Nintendo switch digital edition. Also convenience? Don't make me laugh, with file sizes nowadays you can only fit about 5 games on the base storage. The cost of adequate storage is being forced on to the consumer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hmm yes I will buy a switch 2 and mario odyssey 2 because I liked the mario plush I bought at bestbuy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how arrogant they are and whether they think they can get away with it. Switch was immensely successful and it killed backwards compatibility and game transfers, while introducing a plethora of cancer besides. Casuals don't give a flying frick about backwards compatibility, but more hardcore people do, but the more hardcore people also tend to be fanboys who will defend them for not having it. They don't want to let people keep their games and ruin their chances of reselling them those same games all over again, but they want to ensure that people transfer over from the switch to the switch 2 so it's going to be purely a business decision based on that tradeoff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch was immensely successful and it killed backwards compatibility and game transfers
        This is disingenuous. It happened because they completely changed form factor and physical medium from Wii U and 3DS. Whenever the format remains the same, they do at least one generation of backwards compatibility.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not disingenuous if they cared at all they could've designed a system with backwards compatibility in mind. They could've done backwards compatibility with at least the 3ds, both systems use arm, and that would've made sense with the 80 million 3ds owners. They didn't because they know the vast majority of their audience doesn't care and it's not worth trying to pander to the few that do.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            To elaborate on this the wii u had backwards compatibility with the wii, a global phenomenon, and it flopped hard and never recovered.
            The 3ds had backwards compatibility with the ds, a system that sold 154 million units, and it flopped so hard at launch nintendo had to publicly apologize, cut the price by $80 and give everyone who bought in early 20 "free" games.
            Is it any wonder they didn't care about it with the switch?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            DS VC on Wii U was workable because you could use the TV for one screen and the Gamepad screen for another plus the touch screen was resistive and used a stylus, and even then it was mostly very awkward. How did you want 3DS backwards compatibility on Switch? It would have to be handheld only with weird configurations for the two screens, plus having to make the card slot compatible with 3DS cards and the OS capable of running 3DS software. Way more trouble than it's worth and it would still be missing 3D and all the conveniences of the 3DS. Most signs are pointing to Switch 2 being more or less the same as the Switch and thus trivial to carry over Switch compatibility.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They could've done backwards compatibility with at least the 3ds, both systems use arm
            Christ almighty, there's quite a a big hardware difference there you dumbass. Oh but you probably think I'm talking about power right?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Christ almighty, there's quite a a big hardware difference there you dumbass
              gays like you will say the exact same shit if the switch 2 isn't backwards compatible. Handwave it away, defend nintendo, why don't you just go play the switch? You still have the switch right? What do you need switch games on the switch 2 for? Christ almighty jimminy willickers batman it's not like the switch 2 takes your switch away from you jeez, it's no big deal, think about poor nintendo and their bottom line here.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only argument is a game that doesn't use the touch screen for anything important.
                Tendies everyone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >both systems use arm,
            Yes and one also has two screens
            >and that would've made sense with the 80 million 3ds owners.

            >Christ almighty, there's quite a a big hardware difference there you dumbass
            gays like you will say the exact same shit if the switch 2 isn't backwards compatible. Handwave it away, defend nintendo, why don't you just go play the switch? You still have the switch right? What do you need switch games on the switch 2 for? Christ almighty jimminy willickers batman it's not like the switch 2 takes your switch away from you jeez, it's no big deal, think about poor nintendo and their bottom line here.

            >gays like you will say the exact same shit if the switch 2 isn't backwards compatible
            Yeah sure because there's definitely going to be a physical hardware difference there.
            You're so fricking stupid that you don't even understand that your image goes against your argument because not only would that limit playing 3ds games to handheld but it would be impossible to play anything that used it for more than just inventory. Kid Icarus Uprising for instance would be completely unplayable.
            >think about poor nintendo and their bottom line here.
            Yeah poor Nintendo indeed they have dumbass "fans" like you to deal with.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Kid Icarus Uprising for instance would be completely unplayable
              I played the hell out of kid icarus uprising, it would be perfectly playable. And for the vast majority of games inventory is all that second screen was used for and there are emulator tricks for anything else. Nintendo is a filthy rich corporation who could do it if they cared to and people would've appreciated playing those 3ds games with a higher resolution at better framerates, exactly what people are asking for here with the switch and switch 2. Again you're just trying to defend them because they didn't do it.
              >Yeah poor Nintendo indeed they have dumbass "fans" like you to deal with.
              Good thing they have fans like you on the opposite end sucking them off balls deep.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it would be perfectly playable.
                Then you've never played KIU in your life. There's absolutely no way you could play a fast paced game like that with a single screen set up. You could barely play it with the dual screen set up which is why they included they stand in the first place.
                >And for the vast majority of games inventory is all that second screen was used for
                No, the vast majority of games YOU played used that which just goes to show how few games you actually played. You probably only played your bing bings and that's it.
                >there are emulator tricks for anything else
                No there isn't. Even now no one wants to play touch heavy games on emulator, it's an absolutely abysmal experience. Even developers know that which is why touch heavy 3/DS games have to pretty much be completely changed just look at games like Etrian or Twewy.
                >Good thing they have fans like you
                You think I'm a fan of Nintendo? God get your head out of your ass and stop projecting your fan boy bullshit on to people.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's kind of funny people here think that you have to like a company to like their games.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then you've never played KIU in your life
                I did. Beat the game several times and wrecked shit online with the raptor claws running around lightning fast dodging everything while left handed. Playing on the switch wouldn't be any different, which has a stand and any decent emulator allows you to adjust the size of the screens relative to one another. Actually it'd be even easier since you could play it with your dominant hand since the switch has two analogue sticks.
                >No, the vast majority of games YOU played used that which just goes to show how few games you actually played
                Okay, then give examples of games YOU played that wouldn't work. Preferably ones you can point out as not working on Citra.
                >Even now no one wants to play touch heavy games on emulator
                Yeah that's why they made emulators, nobody wanted to use them. What a waste 🙁
                >You think I'm a fan of Nintendo? God get your head out of your ass and stop projecting your fan boy bullshit on to people.
                For someone whose not a fan of Nintendo you're sure doing a good job of noisily deepthroating them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kid Icarus Uprising would only work on pc or on a 3ds touch screen. End of the argument, shooters on tradional home consoles without gyro controls suck major ass. Kid Icarus was unforgiving on 9.0 or when you played online, I don't want to see this game ruined by being ported on the switch to accommodate for the modern consoleturd

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's your opinion and beside the point but I'll humor it and say if Nintendo cared they could've enabled gyro for it. Valve has steam input, you can enable gyro in literally any game using that, I'm sure Nintendo could manage.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kiu would be better with a wiimote and nunchucks
                t. just booted it up for the first time in ages yesterday and played through the first few chapters

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which has a stand and any decent emulator allows you to adjust the size of the screens relative to one another.
                You have no idea what you're talking about do you.
                >since the switch has two analogue sticks.
                Do you have any idea what backwards compatibility even is? Not to mention even if it did work like you think it does the game itself would require an update to be compatible since KIU didn't use the circle pad pro/cstick and at that point you may as well remake or port the thing with actual controls and slap some new content on top for good measure.
                >Preferably ones you can point out as not working on Citra.
                Let me guess, this is where you go
                >but you can launch them just fine!
                Anyway I've already given you a decent list with Etrian alone since it covers untold 1, 2, 4, 5, Nexus, persona q and q2 since they all play the same. You CAN play them but it's just such an abysmally poor experience unless you play with auto mapping which defeats the purpose.
                >Yeah that's why they made emulators, nobody wanted to use them.
                Are you an idiot? Why do you think to one suggests playing games like pokemon ranger or Kirby Canvas Curse on touch screen? And yeah, they aren't 3ds games but that's not the point, the point is that touch screen compatibility is ass without a touch screen. You'd need a fricking drawing tablet with a screen to do it justice and who's going to pay the amount of the console and games itself just to emulate when you can just get the system and hack it?
                >For someone whose not a fan of Nintendo you're sure doing a good job of noisily deepthroating them.
                Great, you're completely delusional and you're projecting your love of Nintendo wiener because you have no standards.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have no idea what you're talking about do you.
                You clearly don't and you're just trying to argue and defend your precious corporation and I'm bored of it. If Etrian Odyssey, a series I've also played all the games in, is all you have, then you have nothing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, naming an assortment of games is nothing. It's totally not because you can't argue against the fact that these games need updates and control changes to be playable on a single screen set up.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they make an app for the switch that lets us use it like a Wii U gamepad for the switch 2 (for games like Xenoblade X and DS games)

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically hype for consoles that are projected to run with unironically 15 year old technology
    >its okay because you can play in your bed and like be so comfy whole you watch a movie xD

    Gaming is fricking dead lmao Nintendo fans see no problem waiting until they are 60 years old for them to catch up to 2014 PCs lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not like I'm buying this piece of shit but handhelds are the only piece of technology where you see gen on gen improvements

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasted

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re clearing out stock in stores, so I bet they’re getting ready to put up some new games this year.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be just a slightly bigger screen
    8% performance boost
    Less drift but still exist
    5% extra battery capacity
    Backwards compatibility

    Das it mane

    I'm so blackpilled by console manufacturers

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's when the switch 1 was launched so maybe. But traditionally they launch handhelds in March and announce them around October. But maybe they'll do the whole Christmas console rush bullshit like everyone else this time. Not looking forward to getting shot by a Black person over my place in line for the Switch 2. But if it doesn't launch with OLED I'll wait until it gets an OLED refresh.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be waiting for the Switch2.2 LXL OLED (forma de CFW)

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised if true. I thought April or May, Nintendo would wait until the fiscal year ended.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you dude. I'm not going to pay extra money for something I already own

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shan't be buying one until the mid life revision + limited edition

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