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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot my question mark.
    ?*
    There we go.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ssethgays frick off

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but was he wrong? the leaders in Endless Space 2 ARE sexy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Get AIDS b***hboi.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hatewatcher cuck
        cringe as frick

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the Rance games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      does Free Cities count as a strategy game?

      yep

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Alert 2.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *3

      kek'd at the samegay OP.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just plebeians with their broccoli hair opinions and an innate need of projecting their shit headcanon onto reality.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *3

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does Free Cities count as a strategy game?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well time to go jerk off for 9 hours

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just remember to bring water-heavy lube. Otherwise, it's going to turn into a nightmare

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, its simply a management game like a city builder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did pregmod update significantly yet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on when you last looked at it. Most recently they've made it hook in to Stable Diffusion to generate AI portrait images based on their stats.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like having unique events honestly. I like the get raped event they made. It needs more sexual risk.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonpara Wars

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Alert 3
    Dungeon keeper
    Giants Citizen Kabuto

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >casually topless blue babe protagonist
      Winner

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest, she's fat, ugly, and if she were shown for the first time nowadays, people would say she was drawn by AI.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is also black-coded

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He already said fat and ugly

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strategy games?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to have to stop playing a game to jerk off. I don't see any appeal in female characters, it's purely a negative

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to immediately jerk off whenever you see an attractive female character.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is not what my psyciatrist's notes says.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        then what's the point of them?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          eye candy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a challenge, a true gamer is able to play games one-handed.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sengoku Rance

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Victoria 2
    /thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        FACTORIES

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        FOR BS-C-GC

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CK2

      she didn't look like that lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CK2
        Ah, a fellow man of culture.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was literally me bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Queen Victoria wqs ugly as frick. We have photos.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was absolutely no reason to add character models to Victoria 3, unless their goal was porn mods

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the only goal was to get more mileage out of the character model work they put into CK3.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total War Warhammer 3. High fidelity models and quality animations make everything in that game sexy even before you add the nude mods. Shame the game sucks ass.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dyke hair
    >ugly
    >scarred face
    >disgusting skin
    >BIG BOOOOBAAAAA
    No taste.
    The tech ghosts are better.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First 2 age of wonders games

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Endless Space definitely is up there thanks to her.

    Age of Wonders 1 is kinda hot.
    Homm2 as well.
    But I think they are like a tier below Endless Space hotness.
    AoW1 got some thick sprites, and homm2 has some good portraits.
    Warcraft 3.
    The nelves and Sylvanas. Some good demon sprites. Sorcs too.

    Not age of wonders, age of empires, not starcraft.
    I thik Cleopatra and Catherine the Great have some hot profiles in some of the Civ games. Like 4, 5, 6 and revolution, some of those.
    Still a tier below.

    Red Alert!
    Kinda cheating with live action actresses tho, but it's quality I think.

    >S-Tier
    Endless Space
    Red Alert
    Dungeon Keeper
    >A -Tier
    Age of Wonders
    Civilization
    Warcraft 3
    >B-Tier
    Starcraft
    Homm2
    >C-Tier
    >D-Tier
    Homm3
    >E-Tier
    Master of Magic
    >F-Tier
    Age of Empires
    Age of Mythology
    Command & Conquer
    Warcraft 1+2

    Changed my mind about Starcraft, I remembered the medics and the Valkyrie pilots.
    Not a definitive list, but something along those lines.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're not putting ES in S tier just because of fish waifus when there's hot pilot chicks and frickable space dust vampires

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprised no one has yet mentioned the best minor faction in EL and ES.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >feminist female soldiers
          >best minor faction
          >best anything

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Best at triggering anon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            best paizuri

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They love fighting sheredyn, and by fighting, I mean fricking

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >best minor faction
          >it's just women

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see sexy latinas. I play.
          Simple as.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Age of Mythology
      >Not sexy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically every atlantean female titan is in a bikini

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh fine
        I'll move it up.
        I didn't remember the deity profiles.
        Probably minimum D-Tier then.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super Robot Wars

    ?t=162

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had this question nagging in the back of my head for a while now. What would the mechanics of an ecchi strategy game look like? A city builder where the more the average income gets the bigger women's breasts get?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A number of visual novels, including ero ones, are also srpgs, so like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.tfgames.site/index.php?module=viewgame&id=1467
      This is a passable horny civ game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If ecchi and not hentai just having tons of sexy women with suggestive dialogue would be enough I guess.
      No intrusive porn scenes or dating shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      RTS where you try to enslave the enemy faction's women

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given the widespread use of seduction in espionage I'm surprised it's not a more common ability for games with agents or descision for more grand strategyesque games.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is not horatio

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CK2 with e-girl mods

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      recommend me some

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