Never mind the best, what it the SEXIEST strategy game.
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There we go.
ssethgays frick off
?
but was he wrong? the leaders in Endless Space 2 ARE sexy
Nah. Get AIDS b***hboi.
>hatewatcher cuck
cringe as frick
One of the Rance games.
yeah
yep
Red Alert 2.
kek'd at the samegay OP.
just plebeians with their broccoli hair opinions and an innate need of projecting their shit headcanon onto reality.
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does Free Cities count as a strategy game?
well time to go jerk off for 9 hours
Just remember to bring water-heavy lube. Otherwise, it's going to turn into a nightmare
No, its simply a management game like a city builder
did pregmod update significantly yet
Depends on when you last looked at it. Most recently they've made it hook in to Stable Diffusion to generate AI portrait images based on their stats.
I like having unique events honestly. I like the get raped event they made. It needs more sexual risk.
Wonpara Wars
Red Alert 3
Dungeon keeper
Giants Citizen Kabuto
>casually topless blue babe protagonist
Winner
Let's be honest, she's fat, ugly, and if she were shown for the first time nowadays, people would say she was drawn by AI.
she is also black-coded
He already said fat and ugly
>strategy games?
Why would I want to have to stop playing a game to jerk off. I don't see any appeal in female characters, it's purely a negative
You don't have to immediately jerk off whenever you see an attractive female character.
That is not what my psyciatrist's notes says.
then what's the point of them?
eye candy
It's a challenge, a true gamer is able to play games one-handed.
Sengoku Rance
Victoria 2
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CK2
she didn't look like that lol
>CK2
Ah, a fellow man of culture.
He was literally me bros
Queen Victoria wqs ugly as frick. We have photos.
There was absolutely no reason to add character models to Victoria 3, unless their goal was porn mods
I think the only goal was to get more mileage out of the character model work they put into CK3.
Total War Warhammer 3. High fidelity models and quality animations make everything in that game sexy even before you add the nude mods. Shame the game sucks ass.
>dyke hair
>ugly
>scarred face
>disgusting skin
>BIG BOOOOBAAAAA
No taste.
The tech ghosts are better.
First 2 age of wonders games
Endless Space definitely is up there thanks to her.
Age of Wonders 1 is kinda hot.
Homm2 as well.
But I think they are like a tier below Endless Space hotness.
AoW1 got some thick sprites, and homm2 has some good portraits.
Warcraft 3.
The nelves and Sylvanas. Some good demon sprites. Sorcs too.
Not age of wonders, age of empires, not starcraft.
I thik Cleopatra and Catherine the Great have some hot profiles in some of the Civ games. Like 4, 5, 6 and revolution, some of those.
Still a tier below.
Red Alert!
Kinda cheating with live action actresses tho, but it's quality I think.
>S-Tier
Endless Space
Red Alert
Dungeon Keeper
>A -Tier
Age of Wonders
Civilization
Warcraft 3
>B-Tier
Starcraft
Homm2
>C-Tier
>D-Tier
Homm3
>E-Tier
Master of Magic
>F-Tier
Age of Empires
Age of Mythology
Command & Conquer
Warcraft 1+2
Changed my mind about Starcraft, I remembered the medics and the Valkyrie pilots.
Not a definitive list, but something along those lines.
I hope you're not putting ES in S tier just because of fish waifus when there's hot pilot chicks and frickable space dust vampires
Surprised no one has yet mentioned the best minor faction in EL and ES.
>feminist female soldiers
>best minor faction
>best anything
Best at triggering anon
best paizuri
They love fighting sheredyn, and by fighting, I mean fricking
>best minor faction
>it's just women
I see sexy latinas. I play.
Simple as.
>Age of Mythology
>Not sexy
Basically every atlantean female titan is in a bikini
eh fine
I'll move it up.
I didn't remember the deity profiles.
Probably minimum D-Tier then.
Super Robot Wars
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I've had this question nagging in the back of my head for a while now. What would the mechanics of an ecchi strategy game look like? A city builder where the more the average income gets the bigger women's breasts get?
A number of visual novels, including ero ones, are also srpgs, so like that.
https://www.tfgames.site/index.php?module=viewgame&id=1467
This is a passable horny civ game
If ecchi and not hentai just having tons of sexy women with suggestive dialogue would be enough I guess.
No intrusive porn scenes or dating shit.
RTS where you try to enslave the enemy faction's women
Given the widespread use of seduction in espionage I'm surprised it's not a more common ability for games with agents or descision for more grand strategyesque games.
that is not horatio
CK2 with e-girl mods
recommend me some