How is it a projection what the frick? Pretty much all half wieners have the worst kind of stockholm syndrome ever. The second last thing I would except a half wiener to do is insult someone on the basis of their mutilated freak wiener. The absolute last thing I would except of them is to understand what sex is actually supposed to feel like.
Only includes Ult Ed. 4 and 5. 2 and 3 have no PC port at all because the first GoW PC port sold like ass so all resources for 2's PC port was put into Gears 3 and no such plans for 3's PC port ever existed. The rumors are an MCC style collection is happening and that will definitely be on PC because all Xbox stuff is on PC now.
Not a new thing. Gears has always had questionable hitreg.
Is the series dead now?
I have never played past the 3rd but I've heard Microsoft went full woke and made MC a woman and it bombed or something
Pretty much. Though Kait as the main character is probably the least offensive incarnation of the "woke soft reboot" virus. At least there's a lore reason for her being important, contrived as it is, it's better than "she just is, okay!" As for bombed, I doubt it, Gears 5 was hugely successful. But it's pretty dead now, impossible to find versus matches outside of US servers. Horde and Escape are still very playable though.
They weren't that long, at least you weren't fighting shitty unfun lambent.
Most of them aren't but the Centaur in 2 goes on for way too long and easily has the worst controls on top of being the longest.
Who did you choose?
JD obviously. He actually was a real character and had a whole arc of turning kinda evil and then redemption over the campaign of 5. I also wasn't going to let Marcus lose yet another family member. Del on the other hand has been a main character for 2 whole games with infinite screen time and I still couldn't tell you anything about him or his personality. He's just boring and lame and now his neck is broken.
>Dumbest fricking shitter friendly noob cheese I've ever seen in a PvP game.
3 literally had the sawed off as a loadout weapon. the whole series has plenty of cheese weapons actually
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The sawed off at least had a tell with it's big light at the front and the morons using it always running straight at you. It was still bullshit don't get me wrong, but at least it had a counter. Frag tagging with an offhand throw in Judgment was the gayest shit I've ever seen.
yeah they went full hollywood with the idea of passing down the torch, so the established best characters were pushed aside for generic western looking zoomer women with punk like hairstyles
naturally weak homosexuals have no interest in gow and gow fans either grew up or have no interest in playing weak homosexuals
gears of war was peak soul, some of my strongest memories in gaymen are from playing gears 1 and 2 late a night, never getting bored of it; 3 wasn't too bad but that's when it started going downhill fast and got too casualised >perfect reload followed by the sound of the lancer firing
i'll never feel such simple satisfaction from a video game ever again
Myrrah's Daughter is holding Marcus' Son and "Player 2." All three are new characters but at least two of them have connections to the OT. "Player 2" just exists so they can say they have a black person in the main cast even though they already have Cole who was actually a memorable character.
Why do devs still put in these moronic choices at the end of games with absolutely no choices beforehand?
You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one, or kill the "saved" character too either offscreen or at the start of the next one. Its so bunk.
>You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one
Like 95% of people saved JD apparently. It's not going to cause any problems unless they decide "muh racism!!" and save Del.
>You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one
Like 95% of people saved JD apparently. It's not going to cause any problems unless they decide "muh racism!!" and save Del.
I could see them doing what nuwolf 2 did with Wyatt and the Scottish guy and just having you redo the choice at the start of the sequel and having both characters in the game
such a moronic narrative decision from every angle
the choice itself is moronic; who in their right mind would save Del? >gee do I kill this character with an established backstory, who is the son of the series' original protagonist, was the protagonist of the previous game, and of the first chapter in this game... or do I kill the literally who sidekick who's done nothing but spout one-liners the past two games?
second, why even add the decision to this game when it's so late to the story and only effects like 2 cutscenes? especially when there are no other such decisions anywhere else in the story?
third, they're either doubling the amount of work they have to do next installment by making cutscenes for both characters based off which one you saved, or otherwise they're going to shit on this supposed player agency by making a canon option and pretend the choice never happened. either way it's pretty fricked.
JD
I'll commend TC over Gears 5 as they actually brought me around to him, hated him in 4.
Wish i could say the same about Del, he's just kinda boring.
>rolling around
It's actually sliding. Rolling means you've misjudged your slide and will likely get you killed because of your easily predicted animation and trajectory.
if you don't press the button the right way, the character fumbles the reload like a mongoloid spastic.
ergo he needs help to execute a regular ass reload.
Wrong, idiot. The character does the reload normally by himself. You have the option to take a risk and go for a faster reload. >Hit grey
Faster reload >Hit white
Super fast reload and extra damage >Miss
Longer reload
if you don't press the button the right way, then it is you who is the mongoloid spastic
Wrong, idiot. The character does the reload normally by himself. You have the option to take a risk and go for a faster reload. >Hit grey
Faster reload >Hit white
Super fast reload and extra damage >Miss
Longer reload
[...]
based
this shit would be like "oh you can walk faster, but you need to press these buttons in succession"
sprint is different in that it almost always is a resource that can be expended and recharged.
this reload system sucks ass, sorry you need to pamper your single digit protagonist meat heads with this shit, must be extremely embarrassing
just like a dedicated sprint button makes my character feel like a geriatric butthole, instead of base speed being sprint tier, like in old shooters, a dedicated "help my character reload like a normal operator " button makes my character feel like he's a drooling mongoloid who isn't fit to be in a battle.
just have the speedy reload be normal. why nerf the characters in order to add an unneccessary gameplay element that is literal busywork for minimal gain?
>Play Gears 1 >Go into player match >Map: Gridlock >Game Type: Annex >Weapons Switch: All longshots >Friendly Fire: On
Name a better feeling than this in Gears multiplayer I dare you
guys, is gears 5 even worth finishing? I was left disappointed after beating 4 but I've invested so many years into this series, I decided to start 5. got to the training portion and just tapped out.
is the story worth continuing? I really don't give a damn about these new characters like I do for the original 4.
Played this as an adult for the first time last year and it’s funny how the motion sickness just immediately hit me when as a kid I felt perfectly fine.
the things i would do to play the epic made trilogy on pc man....
I'd be happy if I could play Ult Ed. What the frick is this and how do I fix it? None of the other games on Xbox PC have this.
https://yandex.com/search/?text=gear+of+war+torrent&lr=104811
It's that easy.
>b-but muh spyware
Launch it in a VM.
>torrenting video games
My penis isn't mutilated. Sorry.
Very weird projection even for Ganker
How is it a projection what the frick? Pretty much all half wieners have the worst kind of stockholm syndrome ever. The second last thing I would except a half wiener to do is insult someone on the basis of their mutilated freak wiener. The absolute last thing I would except of them is to understand what sex is actually supposed to feel like.
Meds ASAP
You have goypass goyim
Only includes Ult Ed. 4 and 5. 2 and 3 have no PC port at all because the first GoW PC port sold like ass so all resources for 2's PC port was put into Gears 3 and no such plans for 3's PC port ever existed. The rumors are an MCC style collection is happening and that will definitely be on PC because all Xbox stuff is on PC now.
>Campaign
3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > J
>Versus
5 > 4 > 3 > UE > 2 > J > 1
>Co-op
5 > 3 > 4 > 2 > J
2 had the best campaign purely by the giant worm.
Yeah that whole section is kino, but it also has the worst shitty vehicle section in a series famous for having terrible vehicle sections.
They weren't that long, at least you weren't fighting shitty unfun lambent.
>Retro charging a whole group of Formers in one go
>unfun
Frick off homosexual the Lambent were cool.
>Versus
>5 at the top
83% still exists and happens on the regular
Not a new thing. Gears has always had questionable hitreg.
Pretty much. Though Kait as the main character is probably the least offensive incarnation of the "woke soft reboot" virus. At least there's a lore reason for her being important, contrived as it is, it's better than "she just is, okay!" As for bombed, I doubt it, Gears 5 was hugely successful. But it's pretty dead now, impossible to find versus matches outside of US servers. Horde and Escape are still very playable though.
Most of them aren't but the Centaur in 2 goes on for way too long and easily has the worst controls on top of being the longest.
JD obviously. He actually was a real character and had a whole arc of turning kinda evil and then redemption over the campaign of 5. I also wasn't going to let Marcus lose yet another family member. Del on the other hand has been a main character for 2 whole games with infinite screen time and I still couldn't tell you anything about him or his personality. He's just boring and lame and now his neck is broken.
>Not a new thing.
I'm aware, but it's never been as prevelant than in the coalition gears games.
Dude Gears 5 bombed harder than Nagasaki.
judgement mp should be higher but otherwise pretty good list
Not while off hand grenade throwing and them sticking off throws exists. Dumbest fricking shitter friendly noob cheese I've ever seen in a PvP game.
>Dumbest fricking shitter friendly noob cheese I've ever seen in a PvP game.
3 literally had the sawed off as a loadout weapon. the whole series has plenty of cheese weapons actually
The sawed off at least had a tell with it's big light at the front and the morons using it always running straight at you. It was still bullshit don't get me wrong, but at least it had a counter. Frag tagging with an offhand throw in Judgment was the gayest shit I've ever seen.
Damn, the campaigns in 4, 5, and Judgement must be real fricking garbage if 1's cliffnotes of a campaign is better than them.
I want new servers for GoW3.
Multiplayer in this game was really intense, I would play it a lot along with Lost Planet 1.
3 = 4 > 2 > 1 > 5
Is the series dead now?
I have never played past the 3rd but I've heard Microsoft went full woke and made MC a woman and it bombed or something
yeah they went full hollywood with the idea of passing down the torch, so the established best characters were pushed aside for generic western looking zoomer women with punk like hairstyles
naturally weak homosexuals have no interest in gow and gow fans either grew up or have no interest in playing weak homosexuals
Gears probably turned a lot of guys towards bodybuilding much like DBZ did.
It's dead for now, 5 is practically abandonware but there's been a new game teased for 2023.
i hope it's set during the pendulum wars
gears of war was peak soul, some of my strongest memories in gaymen are from playing gears 1 and 2 late a night, never getting bored of it; 3 wasn't too bad but that's when it started going downhill fast and got too casualised
>perfect reload followed by the sound of the lancer firing
i'll never feel such simple satisfaction from a video game ever again
Who did you choose?
literally who and who being hold hostage by who?
Myrrah's Daughter is holding Marcus' Son and "Player 2." All three are new characters but at least two of them have connections to the OT. "Player 2" just exists so they can say they have a black person in the main cast even though they already have Cole who was actually a memorable character.
Well Myrrah's daughter is much less frickable compared to Myrrah.
She was okay before she get turned into an anime tentacle queen.
Why do devs still put in these moronic choices at the end of games with absolutely no choices beforehand?
You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one, or kill the "saved" character too either offscreen or at the start of the next one. Its so bunk.
>You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one
Like 95% of people saved JD apparently. It's not going to cause any problems unless they decide "muh racism!!" and save Del.
They'll probably have campaigns for both it wouldn't be that much effort.
I could see them doing what nuwolf 2 did with Wyatt and the Scottish guy and just having you redo the choice at the start of the sequel and having both characters in the game
I choose the one in the middle. Blast em in the face and both dudes get saved ggez
This is an even easier choice than Fergus and Wyatt in wolfenstein
such a moronic narrative decision from every angle
the choice itself is moronic; who in their right mind would save Del?
>gee do I kill this character with an established backstory, who is the son of the series' original protagonist, was the protagonist of the previous game, and of the first chapter in this game... or do I kill the literally who sidekick who's done nothing but spout one-liners the past two games?
second, why even add the decision to this game when it's so late to the story and only effects like 2 cutscenes? especially when there are no other such decisions anywhere else in the story?
third, they're either doubling the amount of work they have to do next installment by making cutscenes for both characters based off which one you saved, or otherwise they're going to shit on this supposed player agency by making a canon option and pretend the choice never happened. either way it's pretty fricked.
>Who would save Del?
people who completely ignored JD's character arc because he was a mean bad man once or twice.
So like, 40% of the players.
morons, in other words, hence why it's a moronic choice
I chose Del to see Marcus suffer more
JD
I'll commend TC over Gears 5 as they actually brought me around to him, hated him in 4.
Wish i could say the same about Del, he's just kinda boring.
WHO WANTS TOAST
Active reload is a pretty good mechanic and I’m surprised more games haven’t picked it up
Remember kids, the last few bullets in the magazine have a damage bonus. Reloading early is DPS loss.
YEEEAAAHHH!!! THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR!!
for me it's Benjamin
I like how in Gears 5 they finally gave each Carmine unique lines. They even recorded a special dorky sounding laugh emote for Ben.
>mess up reload
>mentions jamming
Feels bad
any third person shooters where i can be fast instead of running from cover to cover?
i already played vanquish
You have not played Vanquish until you beat it on God Hard.
i have, on pc
what's the best one on pc, 1, 4 or 5? and how was tactics? want to play some cover shoot
1 is the only good one in the whole series period.
Gears is a unique series in that gameplay gets noticeably better with each game (Judgment excluded obviously) but the story is crap after 3.
the only good thing about judgment was the massive dumpy of that redhead girl
The Breechshot was fun in multiplayer even if it was moronicly overpowered.
>game is envisioned as tactical third person shooter survival horror
>PvP is just people rushing at each other with shotguns and rolling around
>rolling around
It's actually sliding. Rolling means you've misjudged your slide and will likely get you killed because of your easily predicted animation and trajectory.
>character can't reload his own fricking gun without handholding from the player
what's next, do they need manual inputs to fricking walk ???
based moron
if you don't press the button the right way, the character fumbles the reload like a mongoloid spastic.
ergo he needs help to execute a regular ass reload.
if you don't press the button the right way, then it is you who is the mongoloid spastic
Wrong, idiot. The character does the reload normally by himself. You have the option to take a risk and go for a faster reload.
>Hit grey
Faster reload
>Hit white
Super fast reload and extra damage
>Miss
Longer reload
based
>do they need manual inputs to fricking walk
pushing the left stick is a manual input you fricking idiot
this shit would be like "oh you can walk faster, but you need to press these buttons in succession"
sprint is different in that it almost always is a resource that can be expended and recharged.
this reload system sucks ass, sorry you need to pamper your single digit protagonist meat heads with this shit, must be extremely embarrassing
>gameplay bad!
you're a special brand of idiot lmao
just like a dedicated sprint button makes my character feel like a geriatric butthole, instead of base speed being sprint tier, like in old shooters, a dedicated "help my character reload like a normal operator " button makes my character feel like he's a drooling mongoloid who isn't fit to be in a battle.
just have the speedy reload be normal. why nerf the characters in order to add an unneccessary gameplay element that is literal busywork for minimal gain?
i like my protagonists to be actually competent
this has to be bait
>for minimal gain?
please play the games
>i like my protagonists to be actually competent
In gears the character is as skilled as you are. Unironic skill issue
Convince me this isn't just a Gears 4 patch sold as a new game so they could israelite you on skins.
gears 4 feels better to play
Oh yes the game that e-sports Black folk ruined with bad feedback and no sense cry
>*ctuhojppgidcfuy chic chic
>*female Sigh
>"Nice"
Everyone tried to make their own cover shooters and didn't add any cool mechanics like this
Excuse me while I wall bound at break neck speeds forward to gib you with a shotgun.
>Play Gears 1
>Go into player match
>Map: Gridlock
>Game Type: Annex
>Weapons Switch: All longshots
>Friendly Fire: On
Name a better feeling than this in Gears multiplayer I dare you
that's a man
no way
lizzie carmine is a troony
Annex is shit. Warzone is for men
guys, is gears 5 even worth finishing? I was left disappointed after beating 4 but I've invested so many years into this series, I decided to start 5. got to the training portion and just tapped out.
is the story worth continuing? I really don't give a damn about these new characters like I do for the original 4.
I'd say no. I just stick to Horde mode.
What a shitter. Come back when you learn how to reload.
>never played past the first game back on the X360
>replayed it 2 years ago on the console
it's a simple life.
Played this as an adult for the first time last year and it’s funny how the motion sickness just immediately hit me when as a kid I felt perfectly fine.
Shit yeah
>AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>COME ON
>AAAAUUUUNNGGGGGHHHH
>DAMN