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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, cause I got vita. My psp can rest in peace.
    Playing Disaster Report 3 right now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even more no games machine
      is this homie real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never jailbroke his vita
        newbie

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homebrew it
    >suddenly has all the games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and to think pawn shops were basically giving then away for awhile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. Those pawn shops bought them for cheap because they were either stolen or traded away by dumb moms.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the best arena fighter ever made

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dissidia was a godsend.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did they do it bros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Series is forever dead because of NT
      IT'S NOT FAIR

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel your pain

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Opera Omnia is very successful and Stranger of Paradise alluded to Dissidia a lot
        It's never ogre

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BY MY SWORD

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE MOON IS WITH ME
        DEATH APPROACHES
        WELL NOW WELL NOW WELL NOW
        BATHE IN THE LIGHT
        so many good quotes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          TO THE PROMISED LAND

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino of the highest order. This was the absolute peak of Final Fantasy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAjuaWJpKPs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMW to block everything you can throw at me and counter it instantly
      Damn you NT for killing it!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        EMBRACE THE STILLNESS OF ETERNITY

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people are too moronic and casuals who only play Pokemon to realize PSP had the better Library overall.
    The best DS games were very good, but 99% of the library was shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly when people talk about how the DS had a better library they barely name any good examples
      Pokemon games are mostly the same slop released since the 90's
      the only good Mario game on it was NSMB, and even that was alright
      Super Mario 64 is a heavily downgraded remake
      Mario Kart DS was good but nowhere near DD or even Super Mario Kart or 7
      The DS Zelda games where al mediocre and where seen as a dark age for the franchise
      The Mario Party DS entries where terrible
      its saving grace where a few standout third party titles like Castlevania DS and TWEWY
      back in the day i got alot more mileage out of my PSP than DS with R4 card

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also the SMT games.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i agree with you outside of mario party DS, which i had tons of fun with playing with my friends. the 3DS ones suck though, NDcube a shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because DS is a shovelware machine. It's not like lots of shovelware wasn't also on other handhelds but people actually bought it on DS. You'd get entire libraries of cooking mama and those are the people that go out of their way to assure you the DS is the best handheld ever. Same shit for GBA. Like what the frick?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if PDAs were granddaddy of touchscreen then NDS was daddy of touchscreen shoverlware which paved the way for modern smartphones we know today

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way this is an actual thing, it looks way too small to be believable.
      >It's real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aint no way this is real

        Do you morons really see gpd win4 for the first time? Lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aint no way this is real

          There's no way this is an actual thing, it looks way too small to be believable.
          >It's real

          >every game

          Is this your first time shilling? You fricking suck at it, Rajeesh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's very real
        and very very expensive

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's twice the thickness, images are deceiving.
        It is however, very small for a handheld.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aint no way this is real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no battery life
      >atrocious ergonomics
      I'll never understand why would anyone buy one of these "consoles" instead of just playing on the PC.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a good looking portbale

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really want one of these.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ordered mine
      and it's amazing.

      Plays all of my favorite games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play with nub sticks
      >tiny screen
      >not a compromise

      frick off shill

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? I've gotten more hours out of this thing than every other game system I've ever had combined, and I still use it to this day.
    Currently playing Fate/Extra because I've never tried it before. My wife Nero is fricking adorable. I'm glad I finally got around to it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this is the game where padoru padoru meme came from? how do i find it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but yeah it came from fate/extra

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I almost finished it and haven't seen anything referencing that meme.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never played the game myself, thats what I read online few years back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you do, dont get into type moon. Trust me

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He didn't put custom firmware on his PSP to make it an everything machine
    I pity you, you missed out on one of the best handheld experiences ever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ocarina of Time at 10 fps with constant crashes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting a Nintendo 64 emulator to run on a PSP when at the time it didn't even run well on PCs
        I'll always wonder why they even bothered, but then again the "because I can" is what fueled something as based as CFW to begin with.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >based
          hi redit xD

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Locked and keyed" is never going to happen, moron. No matter how much you want it to.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was still one of the best portable emulation boxes at the time, people nowadays are spoiled as frick by powerful hardware in their pockets

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You jest but it was a fricking spectacle so see it run so many systems, even if barely. You couldn't play DS games on awful framerates but it they ran. DS ON FRICKING PSP

        You had to be there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person having pokemon on my PSP blew my fricking mind. I had porn, pokemon games, and GTA. Life was fricking great frick the DS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw using wipeout pure to access the internet in the early PSP days

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which model do i pick up?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly it doesnt matter, just get the cheapest one you can find
      1000 has ghosting problems but you can get used to it very quickly, i think 2000 kind of fixed the problem, 3000 has visible scanlines and the street has a weird umd tray and is poorly built - it creaks, but it isn't terrible, i like the matte finish

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the PSP-3000 because with CFW you can overclock it unlike the previous versions. I think GO can do this too but the controls look shitty and having no UMD drive is gonna lock you from some features.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get the PSP-3000 because with CFW you can overclock it unlike the previous versions.
        Are you trolling or are you moronic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3000 is best
      1000 has really bad screen with ghosting and less ram
      2000 just looks meh
      Go is really compact but screen is smaller
      Street might still have functioning battery but shell material is bad

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    still loving it

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's going on fellow chads, how you do-
    oh hold up
    it's a PS shita, not a steam deck
    nevermind you're all homosexuals, im out

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mind baffling that this cambric-bastard's browser has godly zoom compared with ps4's

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PSP was very succesful
    and then, the PSVita happened...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has one killer app game that literally single-handedly drove sales
      >very successful
      it woulda died harder if not for that monster hunter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right, though. 80 million is a respectable number of shipped consoles, second only to Nintendo's portables. 360 and PS3 are in the same ballpark and no-one's obsessed with calling them failures.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the Vita didnt have a moronic price for itself, the games and memory cards... I really wanted one at the time tho. Just could never justify the price tag

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick happened?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smartphone

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ps4 - current era of sony has been moronic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronicly overpriced proprietary memory cards+zero third party support+sony making some really stupid decisions
        It could have been amazing but instead Sony themselves killed it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was genuinely a perfect shitstorm.
        >proprietary memory cards mandatory for playing games (at least on the OLEDs, even though it was discovered that they had a built-in 1GB memory card module similar to the Slim but disabled)
        >said memory card prices were (are) outrageously overpriced even by 2011 flash memory standards
        >the Vita was a far more locked-down system to the detriment of its functionality, due to concerns stemming from the PSP being trivially easy and popular to jailbreak
        >PSP piracy also scared off third-party devs, resulting in most of them neglecting to make any serious releases for it
        >the 3DS' misfortunes were already beginning to turn around with its aggressive price-drop and influx of actually desirable software by the time the Vita debuted
        >the combination of the 3DS finding its footing and mobile-gaming flourishing thanks to smartphones recently becoming easily affordable gave the Vita little room of its own in the portable gaming market
        >Sony had to backburner the Vita in general since its timing was lousy (though it makes you wonder why they went forward with it anyway):
        latter-era PS3 support
        latter-era PSP support, a platform that bled tons of money despite good hardware sales due to the previously-mentioned rampant piracy
        on getting PS4 off the ground... and this was the big one since Sony still hadn't yet recovered from the PS3 nearly nuking the company's financials; the PS4 was the biggest priority for Sony since it HAD to be the thing to save the PS brand and Sony
        >Sony's general de-prioritization of the Vita was made worse with the American division deciding to all but entirely ignore it since they saw portable gaming as too juvenile and "Japanese"
        >less advertising than the WiiU, and when it WAS advertised it ended up getting Sony in trouble for false advertisement (they portrayed remote-play as being able to outright have PS3/4 games fully portable on the Vita)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >even though it was discovered that they had a built-in 1GB memory card module similar to the Slim but disabled)
          There's some nuance. The 1k, 2k, and TV all ship with 4GB of internal storage for everything. The 1k just never retroactively got it, hopefully for compat reasons (during upgrade, not in the long haul).

          The good news is pic related lets you get it and more, or less.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the basic takeaway was that there was a 1GB partition leftover that COULD be used as a memory card on the 1k.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              As the picture shows, with a mostly stock install and then stealing some space from the other partitions you can get it up to 2.55.
              You can get whatever size you want really, as long as you leave room for the OS.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting. The main point still stands, that Sony were lazy/greedy ratfricks with the 1k's storage.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ONLY way I can kinda defend them is if they didn't want to risk it but otherwise yes it's scummy since homebrew came along and did it albeit with the "I take no responsibility, blah blah" mumbo jumbo.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When they released the VITA TV instead of, oh I dunno, releasing the damn cord that was supposed to let me play VITA games on the TV, that fricking unused port on my VITA 1000? Goddamn hated Sony ever since

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think they kinda cornholed themselves with the Slim since they switched to a plain micro-USB port for charging (thank god for that at least) and got rid of the OLED's mystery-meat port at the top altogether.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good comment. People will often point to one of these like proprietary memory or Sony leaving it in the dust early on but it's a combination of so many things going wrong and they all play equal parts in the vita's failure. It's a shame too cause it was really advanced for its time.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many PSP devs decided to just take games from the PS2 and make them worse, the DS devs were smart enough to either try to be original or take games from the SNES/PS1 and make them better, overall the best PSP game is Danganronpa 2, one of the few PSP titles that i'd actually consider great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overall the best PSP game is Danganronpa 2
      did english patch finally made it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's fricking dead

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's this then? https://cdromance.com/psp/super-dangan-ronpa-2-sayonara-zetsubou-gakuen-english-patched/

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            an unfinished patch with loads of bugs

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              the bugs seem to mostly be related to character limits, which are minor things. other than that, it looks fully translated. which means you can finally play this shitty game on your shitty phone

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i could also play the PC version on my 'aptop with textures, sprites and audio all of higher quality though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                'ick on 'top

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there any difference compared to the PC version?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A different translation, its also buggy.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I took my PSP Go and did a battery life test.
    Max Brightness, Max Volume, 222Mhz CPU, GTA VCS
    02:26 hours.
    Should get about 3:20hours at 1 level brightness and volume around the middle but gonna test it tomorrow, if I get less than that I will buy a new battery.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that it's possible to like both consoles and there isn't a need to pick a side?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's no fun!

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys moron

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can 'ick on 'eck
    buat can you do with PSP?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        'p in 'sp

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can 'stall 'ig 'attary

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two batteries for twice the power output
        commendable...

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PSP had Patapon, so it's the best handheld by default. Patapon 2 > 3 > 1, by the way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 > 3 > 1
      Lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's funny how the correct opinion is so different from the common man's opinion.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the best handheld ever. Nintentrannies actually believe the 99% flash game tier DS library was better lmao

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's play a little game
    Both PSPgays and DSgays list your best games I need recommendations
    We'll see which system is better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS
      >Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword
      >Castlevania DoS, PoR, and OoE
      >Giana Sisters
      >The World Ends With You

      PSP
      >Patapon 1, 2, and 3
      >Dissidia Final Fantasy and 012
      >Dead Head Fred
      >Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman

      Multiplats:
      >N+
      >Space Invaders Extreme

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PSP
      Valkyria Chronicles 3
      Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles
      Trails in the Sky trilogy
      Ys: The Oath in Felghana, although it's a port

      Nintendo DS
      The World Ends With You
      All three NDS Castlevania games
      Devil Survivor
      Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
      Ace Attorney games
      Mega Man ZX Advent
      999

      Any recommendations?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DS
      Metroid Prime Hunters
      Ace Attorney games
      TWEWY
      Pokemon D/P/P and HH/SS
      Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
      Castelvania, especially DoS but OoE as well
      Animal Crossing, if you're into that
      Advance Wars: WoR
      FFXII Revenant Wings
      Ouendan and Elite Beat Agents
      Hotel Dusk and Cape West
      Prof. Layton
      Trauma Center

      >PSP
      Dissidia FF
      MGS: Peace Walker
      Half Minute Hero
      KH: BBS
      Final Fantasy Tactics
      Syphon Filter
      wipEout Pulse

      the DS has an arguably better native library, but with all the stuff you can emulate on the PSP and the better hardware I'd go for that if I had to choose only one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS
      TWEWY
      999
      Radiant Hystoria
      FFTactics Adv 2

      PSP
      MGS Peace Walker
      God Of War Ghost Of Sparta
      FF Dissidia
      Jeanne D'Arc

      I have many more for psp but i wanted to make it 4 and 4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PSP
      Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
      Resistance: Retribution
      Vector TD
      Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
      Gitaroo Man Lives
      Little Big Planet PSP
      PSP Revolution

      >DS
      Warioware: Touched
      Resident Evil: Deadly Shadows
      Goldeneye: Rogue Agent
      Elite Beat Agents
      Mario Kart DS
      Dementium: The Ward
      Super Mario 64 DS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Deadly Shadows
        It's Deadly Silence
        >Goldeneye: Rogue Agent
        It's impressive port but not great
        >Dementium: The Ward
        Second game is better

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's Deadly Silence
          Oh, I was mixing the title up in my head with Thief 3 my mistake

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get Vita in 2023 for 100$
    >Get 3ds in 2023 for 100$
    >Homebrew both
    >Get access to the biggest handheld library on both consoles
    There is so much shit i dont even know where to start, frick getting a switch and paying 70$+tip for the new zelda, this is so much more fun, and the modding scene is so cool.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has the best Mega Man games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can never tell if megamangays love or hate powered up. I personally really liked it, but it's the only megaman I've played besides ZX Advent.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have mix feelings on it

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was the best handheld, and being able to play ps1 games with almost zero issues back in the mid-late 2000s was mind blowing. Not to mention how much of a technical advantage it had over the DS in terms of graphics, as it was essentially a portable ps2.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mhfu is all you need homosexual

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick it i'm gonna buy another japanese vita for 80 bucks

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember almost shitting myself back in the day when I got my PSP and saw Medievil Resurrection in motion, and also the Wipeout Pure demo that came with it
    The fricking thing felt like a sci-fi device from the future, with that slick home menu UI, the media player capabilities, games with great graphics, an internet browser, etc
    Nowadays even a poorgay tier smarphone is orders of magnitude more capable and powerful but it just doesn't feel as impressive because I'm not a kid anymore :/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't need to be a kid to feel like "The future is here".
      The technological progress has almost came to a halt for the past few years

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >past few years
        more like slightly over a decade now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was when a homebrew app for video streaming came out. It allowed you to stream videos from youtube and also popular porn sites, which was unthinkable back then without a computer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember there were sites specifically made for downloading porn clips scaled to PSP resolution cause if you just downloaded a normal porn video it wouldn't play

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a "junk" PSP 3000 from some ebay seller based in moonland for $20 and the only problem was a sticky power button.
    I still keep it around because why not but I just play PSP games on my Deck nowadays. The Deck is huge but it doesn't cramp my hands.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember the demo disc and the music videos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the sound of the UMD reader spinning up and the clicking noises, so comfy

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking loved this game, the multiplayer was nuts especially when you got into lobbies for hacks
    What are some other games like it for PC? Isometric action shooters. I played The Ascent recently and it's basically what I wanted but I want more games like this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alien Shooter 2?
      Android Cactus?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd honestly get both a PSP and PSVita, yeah the Vita can play PSP games when you jailbreak it, but I think theres something neat about owning both systems also I have a single UMD and would like to put it in a PSP and see if it works

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    psp was amazing and vita is just psp with an additional stick that makes some awkward psp games even better
    sony is fricking moronic for abandoning handhelds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sony is fricking moronic for abandoning handhelds
      Yup

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't find my vita charger
        >want to replay the 3 vita exclusives
        >the emulator is currently dogshit
        fricking hell man

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw i actually bought this game with DLC
        >had to sell my Vita
        >Sony could not be arsed to port this to PS4 or anything
        It a frick if simple Musou and monster hunter rip off with fairy tales! How fricking hard is it?
        Frick Sony, frick their gay asses to hell. I'm glad I went MUSTARD RACE after the Vita/PS4

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they announce Soul Sacrifice 2 back in the day, slated to come out in 2015? What happened to that?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inafune was in talks with Sony for a sequel before Delta released and it never happened. Sony was shafting the Vita with less first-party titles since about 2014.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smartphones killed handheld consoles
      The irony is that smartphones don't even have any good games

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Smartphones killed handheld consoles
        They didn't. One gen later and handhelds are still kicking while mobile games are managed to downgrade from casual to manipulative and exploitative
        A mobile game is a different experience from a proper made game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the switch is the only current handheld on the market selling enough units to make it even appear on the normalgay radar, and that could likely be attributed to the system's hybrid approach and it being the only nintendo console of this generation.
          the dedicated handheld with a separate library from home consoles seems to be dead at this point, and a handheld able to play PS5/XSeX games (with lowered graphical settings) might not be impossible to make, but if the Steam Deck is any indicator it would not be a very portable system.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the switch is the only current handheld on the market selling enough units to make it even appear on the normalgay radar
            It wouldn't have to be if Sony didn't make so many dumb decisions

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just played Monster Hunter and SNES games on psp.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PSP gets a lot of flak for being a "PS2 games but with worse graphics" machine and I don't see what's wrong with that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish in an alternate timeline they were able to get San Andreas running on a PSP even if it was downgraded. Would have made billions

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I maintain that a game with just the city of Los Santos would have been feasible

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ace Combat X: Skies of Deception
    Patapon
    Patapon 2
    Patapon 3

    your point is invalid

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Sony pull the switch on Vita?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it went pretty strong in japan. the na market trashed it almost immediately. we liked touchy phones more
      there's a shit load of japanese games for the vita i think they were still being released in 2021

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was nintendo who pulled a switch on vita. rest is history

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they wanted to push the PS4 and Western focused games heavily. The Vita was neither of these. They also thought the mobile games industry was going to take over the world of something

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. People hated the proprietary shit for the Vita, especially those garbage memory cards.
      2. The Vita was being pushed at the same time as smartphones were still on the rise.
      3. People didn't want to carry around that big-ass thing alongside their phone.
      4. Very few exclusives.
      5. Lots of shit/mediocre ports.
      6. Few games took advantage of the system's power.
      7. The XrossMediaBar was replaced by that awful M&M thing.
      8. Gimmicky back panel like two games used.
      9. The games, hardware, accessories and memory cards all cost a ton.
      10. Not made by Nintendo, so no Pokemon or Mario.
      11. The DS handheld series all have the two screen thing as a way to ensure they're 100% unique and loaded with exclusives, the Vita didn't have a gimmick strong enough to combat that.

      #1 is probably the phone thing, handhelds in general took a huge hit. Hell, we haven't even gotten another handheld Nintendo system since the 3DS, and the Switch wasn't enough to really fill that niche.
      Even now, anons here like to do the "ugh, why buy X or Y or Z when I can just play them on my phone??? Frick off." thing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >#1 is probably the phone thing, handhelds in general took a huge hit. Hell, we haven't even gotten another handheld Nintendo system since the 3DS, and the Switch wasn't enough to really fill that niche.
        I sorta disagree with the phone blame. I think the real problem was that handhelds sold so well last gen that people didn't really feel the need to move up for a few more years and because they were priced higher they didn't buy multiple devices. By 2014/15 when things picked up the Switch was only a few years away so the whole generation didn't sell amazingly.
        The insane sales of the DS / PSP generation was kind of a fluke anyway, when you think back to the sales numbers of the Gameboy and GBA, the 3DS + PS Vita only doing around 90-100mil sales was not that odd. Switch is also pulling in 125mil in 7 years which tracks.
        >1. People hated the proprietary shit for the Vita, especially those garbage memory cards.
        >4. Very few exclusives.
        >9. The games, hardware, accessories and memory cards all cost a ton.
        I feel it was a combo of these 3 that did it. They really should have started with a cheap IPS screen model, scrapped the gimmicks and had a regular micro SD card to get the ball rolling. They also should have worked behind the scenes to secure a new GTA game and Monster Hunter game. All it takes is one killer App to get things moving and GTA / Monster Hunter would do it. Finally a scheme to trade in physical UMD's for PSP game download codes in partnership with a store like Gamestop would have helped ease annoyance over the lack of backwards compatibility.
        The best way for a console to get lots of high quality 3rd party games is to sell well and build confidence in studio's, you need a strong start to grease the wheels. I think Sony relied on OLED, graphics and gimmicks when they needed to rely on low costs and big hits. If they had kept initial prices down and launched with a new GTA game they probably would be sitting on 40-60mil Vita sales.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          iirc MH was gonna be on the Vita but MH team didn't want higher graffix until World, so they pushed for 3DS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The XrossMediaBar was replaced by that awful M&M thing
        What the frick were they thinking? XMB could've easily been retooled to work with touch controls, too and even accommodate ads, as much as that admission makes me violently ill. Sony unnecessarily throwing away XMB with the Vita and PS4 was just another strong sign that Playstation's soul was dead.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The bubble UI feels good to use in my case. So I think you guys want the XMB back becuase it's less resource heavy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, because the Vita menu is hideously inefficient by only allowing ten icons per screen/folder. The fricking 3DS touchscreen menu allowed for more despite having a significantly smaller screen.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based, thanks

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no taiko in music/rhythm
      Garbage chart.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like playing PSP games on my CFW PS3
    Is fun

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wydm, it's a great emulation machine, it has all gaem

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PsP literally had Monster Hunter you zoomers. Without it you wouldn't have world / iceborn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was the point of that pack when Freedom Unite was an expanded re-release of Freedom 2? I would have understood it if it had Freedom 1 instead

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has the best valkyria chronicles game, 3.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shin Budokai
    >Patapon
    >Loco Roco
    >Peace Walker
    >Ridge Racer
    >Budokai Tenkaichi
    >Gran Turismo
    >GTA
    >Emulation for anything under a PS1/N64

    If anything, until the PSP, there wasn't anything that came close to the amount of games you could play on a portable console.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the PSP had more games than all modern consoles put together.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know anon i have one and i never bought a single game

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a hacked vita. I'm still waiting on delivery of a memory card. What PSP or vita game under 300megabytes should I pirate?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brandish

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's downloading

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homebrewed my vita to play PSX games via adrenaline
    >went to play Megaman Legends
    >visual vomit everywhere

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PCSX ReARMed via RetroArch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fell for adrenaline meme
      you need popsloader seplugin on psp to be able to change firmware version (hold R during boot to change it), adrenaline cant load seplugins so you stuck with whatever latest adrenaline firmware you setup. and A LOT of ps1 games have compatibility issues. check compatibility guide to see which game requires what pops firmware
      for example dr slump only playable on 3.x firmware. quite jump back from typical 6.x huh
      seems like megaman legends works on 3.x too according to this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dr slump is comfy though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        or just use PCSX ReARMed which isn't frozen in time...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ARM
          good morning sir!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >MIPS
            good morning furry!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adrenaline
      we don't need that crap anymore
      https://github.com/LiEnby/NoPspEmuDrm
      just slap this on and then shit from nopaystation will just go right into the livearea

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's screen ghosting
    i still use my PSP 1000 and it looks fine to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. ghost

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psp has tons of games

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    True, the switch has none

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only ever had like 4 games for it plus some PS1 games and i still feel nostalgic for it

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS LIKE A NUT!!
    YOU CAN PLAY. OUTSIDE!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That commercial is the real reason the handheld console failed

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the final tower of Ys I and you can't stop me from playing the entire series

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck on the final boss. It's bullshit but if you were able to get through the bat boss then you should be able to do it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon. I got through that guy and the guy after with the three blades was easy as frick. Dark Fact is about to shit himself.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > yakuza black panther translation release in a week
    My PSP is ready

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i didnt sell my vita, now im gonna have to buy a gaming laptop to play vidya while house sitting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure a vita is cheaper than a laptop chief

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, actually not by much, and might as well just buy a used gaming laptop for a hundred or 2 more and be able to emulate everything and such

        i just have a lot of vita games in my library i bought and never played

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this era tech so much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GOYPLAY

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >exposes you to pornography in the 3rd grade
    anyone else?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      late bloomer huh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I discovered e-hentai on the PSP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I created my account on the PSP. Worked out great for me since that old account never gave me problems with sadpanda

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look up hot animu character on google
      >turn off safesearch
      yes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>turn off safesearch
        hackerman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a few Vanilla the Rabbit porn pics on my PSP. I'm pretty sure my siblings saw but didn't say anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I got my PSP in like 2008, well after I discovered porn and fapping. But it did introduce me to Gelbooru. For some reason, this Reimu pic was one of my all-time favorites at the time and I had a tab reserved for the page on my browser after discovering it.
      https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=382467

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished Ys 1, there's something about modern remakes that are now old that is really comfy

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PSP had a really impressive library of games, but it's missing acclaimed classics like the Metroid, Advance Wars, Castlevania, Zelda, Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick, TWEWY or Mario Kart games
    It had some nice stuff like GTA, God of War, Syphon Filter and Burnout but nothing essential

    Also no Pokémon but I'm not really into that series

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sony console does not have nintendo exclusives
      cant be

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well it did have Castlevania with Rondo of Blood remake

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even a Nintendo game, Rondo originally wasn't even on Nintendo console

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was not my point

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Advance Wars
      You've got Daisenryakuu and R-Type Tactics
      >Castlevania
      You've Ghosts 'n' Goblins and Rondo of Blood Remake (I think it includes SotN as well)
      >Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick
      You've got Danganronpa
      >Mario Kart
      No answer, but DS has no Wipeout equivalent.
      There's no answer for Metroid or Zelda afaik, and I've yet to play TWEWY, so I wouldn't know.
      Any DS recommendations? All genres are fine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario Kart
        There's Mod Nation Racers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...Is it any good?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            noo

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            just average.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of pic related. Fricking wished Deathsmiles or any Cave games would've been released on the psp.
        Now I can play it on the Switch, but the Switch is Soulless

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good point, It would fit well on PSP I think, probably would need downgraded graphics to work optimally but I just want more shmups on PSP since it barely has any 🙁

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >since it barely has any 🙁
            Or rather it has quite a few of them but most of it is already available elsewhere and usually it's better to play it there

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna expooooooooooooooooooooooooooond

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never saw that happen before, why is it like that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        After a long time, the chemicals inside some rechargeable batteries degrade and form gas, which expands and causes the battery to bulge and eventually burst. Its not a Sony thing, you can see it with many laptop batteries and it even happened to my GBA SP.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tekken 5 was nice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey that's how i played stens gate too
      reading on a computer is just so much more uncomfortable and awkward than using a handheld

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back UMDs were fricking stupid
    >here's a tinyass disc but it's too tiny and we're scared you're gonna break it so we're gonna put each one in a plastic case
    >now put the entire thing in the PSP, including the plastic case
    Even the name, might as well call it a "you can put whatever you want on this" disc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking back, maybe, but at the time it made sense. UMDs are about 1.8GB each, and 2GB of flash memory in 2005 would have been prohibitively expensive for Sony to sell their games on game cards (unless they wanted every game's graphics to look as basic as the DS did, and pass up UMD movies & TV series), and I've had enough scratched CDs from using my discman that a plastic case for each disc made plenty of sense.
      >Even the name, might as well call it a "you can put whatever you want on this" disc
      Yes, that's what they did. You could play games, watch movies, and and listen audio albums. Which everyone would soon do with their smartphones, so Sony wasn't stupid in thinking people would want a device which could do all that. A big reason it never became "Universal" is because they only worked in the PSP. Sony never licensed it out so you could buy a Creative Zen or Sandisk UMD player, nor released a home theater PSP (like the PS Vita, but with a UMD slot) or a PC drive accesory.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's an emulator machine

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