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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make it such an unusable shitmon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody's been this unusable in a long time I don't think. Maybe Gumshoos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Right? The last few gens they've at least tried to make things decent, Thievul was pretty shit but this is a whole other level, this thing has the stats of a gen 2 mon, its already as worse off as legendary shitmons like Ledian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the best sticky webs setter available, so it will be used.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Worst part is that's fricking wrong too

        Masquerain is waaay better than it for webs since it has intimidate and most speed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks both in battle and design. I have no idea why they'd do this.

      I can only think of one way people will be able to use it...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Statwise it's equivalent to Parasect, Ariados, Kriketune etc so it's not entirely surprising.

      It's still sad though - I thought we'd moved past this dated system.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bugbros lost HARD this gen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They always lose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Centiskorch and frosmoth are from last gen and they are both cool and usable
        Also volcarona will rape your ass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And they're all 4x weak to rock. Stay mad route 2 bug catcher

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Volcarona is wearing heavy duty boots
            What now loser?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Stone Edge? Hydro pump?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >volcarona had previously used quiver dance
                >OHKOs your rock shitmon with giga drain
                >tanks your hydro pump with special bulk and 2HKOs with giga drain
                GG homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            who gives a shit about that, i just want cool bugs

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they're weak to the worst type in the game
            boo hoo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gen 5 would beg to differ

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They did fine in ge 5 and were fantastic in gen 7

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox Volcarona is cool at least

      They always lose

      Wrong

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahaha it's so fricking ugly

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have any stat boost moves? 404 BST is just abysmal

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >looks more like a monkey robot
    >absolutely HIDEOUS color scheme
    >body looks like its made of plastic
    >le simple shapes meme
    >completely unusable shitmon with stats worse than kriketune
    >type is both boring and bad in battle
    Who is this pokemon catering to exactly? Masochists?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarians.
      I wouldn't be surprised if it gets a cult following.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So many of these things apply to that lame ass snail every is hiveminding over.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Blatantly false you idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame because it's based on a really cool family of spiders. They use their webs to make nets they hold with the forelimbs to grab and enmesh prey in.

      He didn't have to be amazing, but I wish they'd made him in gen 5.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be real

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I found a zorua that was disguised as this thing.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was briefly interested during the first leak when it looked like some kind of (literal) spider monkey and maybe they did something cool like a lot of the recent gen early shitmons.

    And then the stats came out and it's Kricketune 2.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spidward

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This and Gimmegold’s line are the worst fricking thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stay mad gay boy

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God, they shafted Tarountula SO FRICKING HARD on top of a completely dogshit idea of execution for an ogre-faced spider with beyond-abysmal stats.
    IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSELY RESEMBLING A SPIDER ASIDE THE WAY IT SPINS WEBS.
    Holy shit, being a spider and buggay playing Pokemon is pure agony.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy shit, being a spider and buggay playing Pokemon is pure agony.
      Galvantula

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it can actually decent investing in defenses as a mono bug setting up webs then circle throwing to have some speed control after that its pretty useless something like 252 hp split def evs webs circle throw spikes/tspikes and its speed drop protect or tuant/status move

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Get Tarountula because it looked interesting and I wanted to see how cool his evolutions were
    >It evolves into this
    Absolutely disgusting

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This Pokemon is emblematic of everything I despise about Pokemon being designed with 3D in mind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like it was created by AI

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a rejected character for a Pixar movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More like a Dingo Pictures movie

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fuggin bionicle throwaway villain lookin ass mofo

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it has the ugliness of animatronics, the blockiness and general shape just feels wrong, someone got PAID for that

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the idea of this design, a humanoid looking spider that uses thread to lay traps, but the actual execution is god awful and it looks like some shitty calarts character.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever there is a new ugly pokemon and someone says they actually like, I think they are contarian. But I really love this pokemon, actually one of my favorite this gen. Love how it is a different take on a spidermon. Nothing reddeming about the stats but this game is easy enough and not every pokemon will be meta relevant.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are people seeing the new Pokémon’s stats?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >draw Squidward
    >call him a spider
    What did they mean by this?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t hate him design wise, he looks like a funky toy story character which I don’t mind. I do hate that someone decided to give this guy truly useless stats across the board though? Did they think they’d have the next aeigslash if they have it even remotely decent stats because of its signature move?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like it a bit more after seeing this. Still disappointed that our first eight-legged spider evolves into some low polygon humanoid, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cardboard roll arms

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ugly design for a bug

    usually bugmons looks the best
    wtf happened?

    this dex is making galar look good

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This one and the Dung Beatles looks very gen 5 garbodor tier

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could have been so badass.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the arguably skintone limbs and leotard design make it so much worse

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Speak for yourself I love him

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    such a turd design. couldnt even be fricked to save it with a black/dark grey shiny forme. fricking a

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How would you improve his design?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not making it look like a guy in a tanktop for one

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I loved him instantly

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