NOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHARMANDER!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHARMANDER!!!!!!!

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell trhis is some fetish thing

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking charmander instead of letting it grow into charizard and therefore get more meat

    What a mess

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Mega-evolve it to get different flavour meat

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the video, they just blend and juice the tail meat to make 'fire in the pants aphrodisiac', while the other two starters get made into food dishes.

      This just "feels" Chinese, you know what I mean? They always love making this kind of shitty content.

      I didn't even think it was chinkshit until I saw the aphrodisiac, then I KNEW it was parodying Chinese homeopathy.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAA NOT THE BULBASAURINO TOO!!!!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to hang your ivysaur to dry for a few hours before cooking it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >bullying an online kid with suicide memes
        you are indeed, underage

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          grow a pair, zoomie

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          shut the hell up

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            grow a pair, zoomie

            sorry I'm not an edgy child to enjoy suicide memes

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              edgy children are the ones who cut themselves
              but not sharp enough

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                XD

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be 18+ to be here.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm only adult when I tell people to kill themselves xD

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >eating poison type
      do zoom zooms really?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Chinks will eat anything. Bugs, dogs, cats, each other.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Japs eat fugu and that's poison type.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all those young pokemon being excited to soon meet their trainers with whom they will form bonds and adventure to become stronger only to realise to their sheer terror soon enough that they are released in a tight cages and wait for what seems to be a violent death as each one of them eventually get picked up one by one, taken away and later they can hear their shortly abrupted screams.
    Each time the man in apron comes in is met with dread as it is a gamble everytime, no one knows who will he choose this time.
    What a horrific perspective to find yourself in

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They just faint and shrink. It's canon

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they just shrink out of the cages?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Shrinking is an involuntary response to extreme bodily damage. They can’t shrink on purpose unless they know Minimize.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Then how can they shrink to enter their poke balls, even when they’re totally unharmed?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because poke balls use technology that exploit the involuntary response. Did you even play the games?

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    peak Galarian cuisune thread OP

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking and eating a dinosaur revived from dna given to you by a friendly old man to help aid in the advancement of cataloging knowledge
    brutal

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This shit remind me of the good ol'fluffy abuse pon*es on /b/

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eating animals isn't the same as abusing them.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no tail flame
    it's too late. he's already dead.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    its ok theyre just realistic cakes 🙂

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how what used to be shock content just looks like fetish content a decade later

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This just "feels" Chinese, you know what I mean? They always love making this kind of shitty content.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why he didn't shrink,

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ash tray on the cutting board
    Tell me you're a subhuman bugman without telling me you're a subhuman bugman.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good job cutting the tail, now we’ll get an extra carve

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