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  1. 11 months ago
    Mutt Slayer

    Famitsu charts? TOPPED
    Tendies? SEETHING

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We got Xenoblade and you got Great Value DMC.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your game?
        >ZERO SEX SCENES

        Our game?
        >SEXXXXOOOOOOOOO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >his game has to have SEXO scenes or it's pure shit.
          based coomer monkey.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tendies? SEETHING
      Seething because this is just Xenoblade 4/Gears 2?
      Tendies are probably very happy.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was just an author's fairy tale
    What a dogshit ending

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow you misinterpreted the ending that humanity now cannot regard the events of the game as historical in a post-magic world.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >written by Joshua Rosfield
        It literally tells you right there, its a self insert story.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a character’s autobiography you moron. Tolkien pioneered this concept for frick’s sake.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So Joshua lives and Clive dies LMFAO

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Red star Jill prayed to for Clive to be safe and come back goes away. Jill thinks he's dead, but then immediately stops crying when the sun comes and she sees something in the distance and smiles. The beginning of the game has Clive narrating as if telling a story. It's obviously Clive lives like I don't know how to spell it out for anybody, it's so blatant man.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's seeing Joshua return, which is why he writes the book.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Joshua that writes the book is either Clive using his name or Clive and Jill's kid named in Joshua's honor.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ending literally has Clive narrating the story like a book. Shes.not gonna stop crying about the man she loved dying because Joshua bruh.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You moron, they already established that Clive takes people's names to honor him with the part of him being named Cid. "Joshua" is Clive larping as his brother

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clive narrates the entire thing as if he was reading a book. We find out why at the end

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jill prayed to the Red star "Metia" aka METEION for Josh and Clive SAFE return, it took many years for her wish to reach the star, but it did and it disappeared returning them both back.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even the fricking dog knew clive is dead bruh
                What is this cope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, this is what I got. It is why the book is written by JOSH and not JOSH THE 2ND.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's written by Joshua because Clive is the using that name

                >a extra scene where clive heals the fricking body
                how dumb are you lol? insane amount of aether can literally do anything

                That scene is to emphasize Joshua being dead anon please

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are wrong lol. both of them are alive. have you never played xiv?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no bro she smiled because joshua returned because that's what i do if i believe my lover died
                smile that his brother at least survived

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and how did he know about other people fricking.... in detail, just STFU Barry won,

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I dunno, how did Frodo learn those details to write the book when he and Sam were separated from the Fellowship until the end of the trilogy? The answer is it doesn’t fricking matter.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Think about it you fricking moron
            If Jill saw clivv alive she would be OVERJOYED, not just "smiling"
            It's either her bf's brother or the sunrise was too beautiful and she just smiles

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              She probably is overjoyed, but all we hot is a bullet point and know pic.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Game starts with a LOTR reference
            >Game ends with a LOTR reference
            Kino

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yoshi sama
              We kneel

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yoshi sama
              We kneel

              Based

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you didn't get it
            Dilate

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gankereddit, including the moron who leaked it, was unironically filtered by this concept

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fródd boggins
            The frick?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              her com frodd

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're so fricking moronic

          >Ganker is filled with low IQ brownoids
          yikes...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why he jobs and his bro is the guy who fricks and do anything with succes after prologue?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're so fricking moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its literally this, mongoloid

          It’s a character’s autobiography you moron. Tolkien pioneered this concept for frick’s sake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a character’s autobiography you moron. Tolkien pioneered this concept for frick’s sake.

        [...]
        >Ganker is filled with low IQ brownoids
        yikes...

        >makes up headcanon for a game he hasn't played and resorts to attacking other posters
        it really do be like that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being purposely moronic because you don't want to be wrong
          just admit that you're brown, illiterate, and moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            can you answer these questions?
            >do we see at any point that joshua was a writer wanted to be a writer in XVI?
            >do we see joshua actually write the story down like Frodo does in LOTR, proving it did happen but he's just writing about it in story.
            >why did joshua have to include events he wasn't aware of?
            >was the gay alien sex necessary to joshua's story?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek the doomsissies are nitpicking a story they experienced in a leak thread for a game they don't like. What kind of life is that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't ignore the questions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >silly kids eikons aren't real
        There should be tens of thousands of books corroborating their existence.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just like there are thousands of written documents in our world about gods intervening in mortal affairs?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >enough time passed for all this shit to fade into legend
            >they're still stuck in the dark ages
            Humanity is so shit here

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It took thousands and thousands of years for people to invent electricity moron. Gilgamesh was a real king

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cries of the cultists will echo throughout Ganker for years now, will they?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This interpretation is as moronic as thinking the post credits scene is set at the very beginning and the two kids are clive and joshua from the past and that they lifted the whole thing from a book and then proceeded to make it happen irl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BACK TO THE WHEELCHAIR ANON

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL i won
      FFXVI-kun btfo by FFXV and now MUST seethe eternally.
      FFXV won,
      Forspoken won,
      i was right.

      i was right all along, Yoshit piss is a hack writer and should step down.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol barry you delusional homosexual.
        ff16 being shit doesnt make ff15 any better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        barry's austrlian and they don't write dates that way.
        >Forspoken won
        https://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/ir/library/pdf/23q4outline.pdf
        >Unfortunately, both sales and profits declined YoY. Results for “FORSPOKEN,” which we released on January 24, 2023, were disappointing
        both barry and the cultists lost today.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ffxv really damaged final fantasy's reputation

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now let's see the forspoken preorders.

              Yoshi-P damaged the brand

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He saved it. Pic is proof

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yoshitpiss damaged the brand

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks legit to me unlike the xiv cultists

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                user score? Wtf, hahaha. Damn, noctislo er69 and ffan420 are really reliable lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Computer, zoom and enhance on those XV scores

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day already xiv cultist
                go read your fricking book

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >barry seething this much he got called out for spamming XV reviews

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >XVI-kun projecting when literally exposed for spam voting xiv trash

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >XVI-kun projecting when literally exposed for spam voting xiv trash

                >doesn't deny the XV reviews are fake and dummy accounts
                best part is you'll keep spamming them because if you go by critical reviews xv is even worse off because no one gives a shit about dlc

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't deny the XIV reviews are fake and dummy accounts
                best part is you'll keep spamming them because if you go by critical reviews xiv is even worse off because no one gives a shit about mmo expacs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this much cope
                XIV won in every way that XV lost

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                xiv lost

                >ff15 has combined goty and genre goty of 41
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2016/09/2016-game-of-year.html?m=1
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2016/09/2016-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

                >ff14 a realm reborn has combined goty and genre goty of 1
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2013/09/2013-game-of-year.html?m=1
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2013/09/2013-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

                >ff14 heavensward has combined goty and genre goty of 0
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2015/09/2015-game-of-year.html?m=1
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2015/09/2015-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

                >ff14 stormblood has combined goty and genre goty of 0
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2017/09/2017-game-of-year.html?m=1
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2017/09/2017-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

                >ff14 shadowbringers has combined goty and genre goty of 2
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2019/10/2019-game-of-year.html?m=1
                https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2019/10/2019-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

                xv made more money in 6 years than ff14 made in 10 years
                xv made more money in 1 month than ff14 made in 6 years

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See you when Rebirth comes around and Nomura makes you cry as much as Yoshida has

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope barry
                XIV has made more money than any game in the series

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                only after 11 years
                not 10 years meaning xv made more than xiv time aligned

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cope aligned
                more money, more sales, higher scores, more beloved
                No one even thinks about XV except for you barry, your game isn't even memorably bad like 13 was

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh Barry…

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now let's see the forspoken preorders.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ....how?
        holy frick you actually won.
        godspeed you no-life fricker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bazzy you lost

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Must… defeat product… to consume more PRODUCT!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The next 2 weeks are going to be funny, watching you get btfo

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will once again be a decent game that Ganker will be delusional about for years to come. You made up your minds far before release and nothing will change it. It will probably be critically acclaimed, and one of Square's best selling titles in recent years but I will still see anons claiming it flopped because their only exposure to whats popular is on this moronic board where no one actually played the game. You will make up shit that isn't even in the game, and you will have meltdowns over things that are in the game for 10 seconds out of dozens of hours. I've seen this happen over and over and its really pathetic at this point. You guys got so high off of TORtanic that it caused permanent brain damage. I've seen people claim on this board that Monster Hunter World was a flop when its literally Capcom's best selling game of all time. If you continue this habit of creating your own reality before reality has even happened and then sticking to it, no one will ever take you seriously. If you wonder why the types of people here aren't listened to anymore in this industry, it really shouldn't be too confusing if you aren't completely lost.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you marketer-leaker-kun. Game is shit btw. Not even worth pirating.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you new here you fricking moron. We ALL love FF16. It’s easily the most popular game on Ganker right now and one of the most beloved games ever, even before release.

      There’s only ONE person who doesn’t like FF16, and his name is Barry. He spams the catalog and every thread. He is Ganker’s sworn nemesis and is more powerful than any other foe in our history. All of us are united in supporting FF16 so that Barry can be defeated.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why doesn't Barry like FF16? qrd?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      VII remake failed to outsell Nier Automata
      This game will perform even worse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where are you getting that? Nier automata sold 7m while 7 remake is at 14m so far.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO NO NO

    >HAHAHAHAHA

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Clive, is it okay if I add a scene where you and Jill have sex? I will describe your ass in detail, don't worry. Oh, and I also want to write a scene where Barnabas licks alien troony wiener. The story could also use some more cuck scenes."

    Why would Joshua do this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weebs eat this shit out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Children’s fairy tale btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >weebs eat this shit out

        >"Clive, is it okay if I add a scene where you and Jill have sex? I will describe your ass in detail, don't worry. Oh, and I also want to write a scene where Barnabas licks alien troony wiener. The story could also use some more cuck scenes."

        Why would Joshua do this?

        reminds of old child books, like pinnochio that kind of shit

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open ending slop
    kys Yoshi P

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im typing this nowing because im sad for all man who trust in this MOVIE.... im saying only this because MOVIE... ruining gameing... stop supporting MOVIE.... all be better in the end

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill homosexuals. Scrape a homosexual’s eyes out with a knife. Shoot a homosexual in the testicles. Report homosexuals to CPS.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And then Hugo just started screaming at us. He was completely batshit insane.
    >OK. I'll draw an illustration of him hallucinating you fricking Benedikta from behind while you bite her neck.
    >...Joshua, what the frick
    >Father, I assure you, this is central to the themes of the story.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXV Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obviously Joshua who wrote the book not Clive's kid because else the kid would be called Joshua Rossfield II, learn naming conventions.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was a pretty good ride other than them being too Japanese to give us clarity on Clive's fate without ambiguityfrickery.
    Hopefully they fix that in the coming months.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 incoming. tomorrow will be hell for Barry

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is kino.
    I look forward to Xcucks and Tendies seething for years to come.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doomtrannies final cope is proving how moronic they are
    you cant ask for a better ending

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is an incredible development.
      They are so mindbroken they are trying to look like drooling dentheads in order to make the game look bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You love to see it, they are fully dedicated to seeing it as an actual storybook ending made by a schizophrenic rando

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So are all fiction stories written by schizo randos? The implication was pretty clear, it’s a storybook written by someone in universe. That’s like calling Tolkien or GRRM schizophrenic just because they wrote fantasy stories.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The focus on the kid struggling with flint and tinder is pretty on the nose that those events actually happened and magic is gone from the world.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or it could just be a kid emulating something he thinks is cool? Did you never fantasize about having superpowers as a kid?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your an idiot

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Magic is gone for millenia
            >Random current era kids would try to use magic because....??
            You do realize kids larping powers from fractional stories they like is the most common shit imaginable right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually so fricking funny because the book trope is common as frick, to the point of being trite and literally not one single time has it ever been
      >this shit is just a random book lol frick you
      Any time the author goes for that style of ending it’s either meta or “it was a dream”

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are you doomsissies smoking? Joshua's book will not have a troonylicking Barry. The story happened but the abridged or short story version was penned by joshua in his old age maybe. Bittersweet ending but hopeful just like yoshida said.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joshua are Barnabas fetishes really crucial to the story
    >Yes the story can't happen without them

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Review when? It's 21 in Japan now. Do we have to wait for the mutt time or bong time?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demo is 10/10
    >actual game is 6/10
    how did they do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It went off the fricking rails. All they had to do was stick to political intrigue and kaiju fights, that’s all. Keep it grounded and safe. Of course they had to run the bus off a cliff with a race of alien shapeshifters that created magic, and then wrap it up with “it’s just a bedtime story for kids LOL”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Keep it grounded and safe with kaiju fights

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its so grounded until you fight typhoon they dont bother clive turning into the primals you absorb because there will be a moron summoning ifeit and getting raped if there was elemental system

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought it was pretty obvious Joshua survived lmao

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OFFICIAL ENDING MEANING:
    ''Folklore ascribes to Metia the role of message-bearer to the moon, so it is common custom across Valisthea to wish upon the star, that one's heartfelt desires might be conveyed to the heavens and beyond''
    Jill prayed to Metia as a child for Clive's safe return. When the star winks out she's distraught because she thinks the prayer didn't work. But the sunrise and her smiling at someone in the distance actually reveals that the star literally conveyed the message to the heavens. It did it's job, Clive is returning to her.

    BOOK: The book was written by Clive, but for the purposes of writing it he took on Joshua's name to immortalize him, just like he did with Cid. If you pay attention at the start of the game, Clive's dialogue reads as if he actually is narrating the Prologue of a book. Joshua is 100% dead in any case.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This motherfricker cucked everyone in the story and compared to Clive, actually continues the bloodline.
    KNEEL.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on this coomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker incarnate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi-P made the average /xivg/ poster a character

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joshua, write me as the Chad and Hugo as the Cuck. He'll be seething like crazy in the afterlife.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person like OP on Ganker will stay illiterate

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit leak was real
    Barry won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, what did he win ?
      His continued presence ? He wouldn't have stopped regardless of this games outcome.
      He'll be there for Rebirth, IX remake, X remake, KH4 and so on and so on.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mongoloid leaker misinterprets basic storytelling
    >Barry now can spam that meme shit for months
    >morons will make threads about "what actually happened because people online say it was all a dream"
    Fricking hell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never underestimate americans illiteracy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOO MUH KINO STORY GOT MISSINTERPRETED
      kek I just love this snoy meltdown

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    game we played
    >real historical fact that happened to the world
    the book
    >child friendly PR
    aka no penis or wiener sex u dumb frick.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally no proof Joshua survived and you guys are pushing that.
    Whereas there is plenty of proof Clive survived but you just handwave that.
    Funny.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop coping, Jesus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a extra scene where clive heals the fricking body
      how dumb are you lol? insane amount of aether can literally do anything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a scene where Clive heals him and fails to get a result
        "HURR DURR JOSHUA SURVIVED FOR SURE CLIVE DED AS FRICK THO XDDDD"
        >Clive still alive, holding a petrified arm up to the moon
        "HE'S SO DEAD LMAO THEY DIDN'T HARD CONFIRM HIS SURVIVAL SO HE'S A GONER."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A scene with the dual purpose of affirming that magic has no further use in the world Clive has created and that Joshua is well and truly beyond revival
        moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joshua literally wrote the book, that's proof.
      No proof Clive survived.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Multiple posts ahead of yours that prove this is probably not true but you posted it anyway.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clive literally can't revive Joshua
        >Clive literally alive on the beach last seen
        >ummmmmm no proof Clive survived, but Joshua did
        You're mentally moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          You can believe Joshua survived and Clive survived.
          You can believe Clive survived and Joshua didn't.
          But you can't believe Joshua survived and Clive didn't because "muh evidence" because the evidence points more towards Clive surviving than Joshua surviving.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But its clives voice reading it as if hes the author

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron-kun, Joshua wrote the book from Clive's POV, hence the muh legendary faery tail

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jill stops crying after seeing someone
        >Clive is known to honor those he respects after they have passed such as Cid
        >It is Clive's voice that is heard narrating most of the game
        You are extremely moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow there are like 5 different interpretations of the ending
          Sounds like its a shit ambiguous ending.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            those that ignore or overlook facts can be safely discarded

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who'll be alive in the inevitable leviathan dlc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both dion and clive because people love them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there will be a Leviathan DLC... all the magic and Eikons died when Clive dies.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm, what will I call my historical account of real events that actually happened? I KNOW! "Final Fantasy", only a fool would think this was some kind of fairy tale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its called that because its the tale of the ending of fantasy and magic. They literally have a quote about being witness to the final fantasy before the final battle

      Mongoloid

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really didn't elaborate any further at all on what Barnabas deal was? Where he originally came from? What his mommy issues were? How he came into contact with Ultima? Disappointing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably locked behind a side quest. The leaker started to rush toward the ending. Side quest probably have shit ton of information about this setting like FF14

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess Leaker didn't touch all of those loremaster thing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The leaker just summarised shit. Its probably much more fleshed out along 50 hours

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least three different leakers have all said Barnabas was underwhelming now, I doubt there's much more to it

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no complaints about the whole "old historical events fading into myth" thing. It's pretty common and works well.
    I only take issue with them being too chickenshit to just say "ok yeah clive survives"
    That kind of ambiguity isn't profound or interesting, it's just boring.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are moronic
    >Cid dies, Clive takes his name
    >Joshua dies, Clive takes his name and writes a book

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hackery/10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a cool mc stealing names it just need to steal personality like cloud the be the most homosexual ff personality

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone tell me what happened? i dunno what this is about

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP BEING EXCITED FOR A GAME I CANT PLAY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP BEING EXCITED FOR A GAME I CANT PLAY
      >putting only Nintendo homosexuals
      >not the xbot/pc homosexuals
      oh wait the jannie is the PC/XBOX homosexual

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry is going all out now that he found out the absolute gap of how a truly finished game like 16 looks.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm speechless lads, what the frick was that second half of the game.
    Did Margrace ever explain the two story trophies

    >Accept your fate
    >Deny your fate

    in his AMA? Seems like a big deal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said you get both trophies in the final boss fight, Accept your Fate when Clive initially seems to give up, Defy your Fate when you beat him

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we get to see Clive and Jill's kid, Joshua, at any point?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk how to tell you this but
      live died anon, Joshua survived

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly how can someone with a Guts profile pic be THIS much of a homosexual?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Berserk is for numales now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Berserk is for cucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Resetera is amazing, they seethe about all female games like neptunia, they seethe about female led franchises like Atelier, they seethe about FFXV not having women and 16 having women
      absolutely nothing except the side shave girlboss black woman is ever acceptable to them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seethes about Inticreates because they make games with cute girls to the point of banning several games

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they ban discussion of hundreds of games but never actually make a list because they know they'd look mental

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What's banned
            >Everything I don't like besides ugly western games with black women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was there in this morons childhood so I could see his dad beat the shit out of him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had saved the picture I saw here a month or so ago. It summarized the kind of desexed castrated male power fantasy that redditor types have. If you ever read Robert E Howard then take Solomon Kane and replace his christian righteousness with a secular anti-bully and that's pretty much it.

      Guts kind of exemplifies it, but the fricking literally who on twitter really just perfectly encapsulated their aspiration of a hero. Utterly desexed, no or barely any sexuality towards women, no potentially harmful or flawed behavior, no flirtiness, nothing. Stoic and laconic and selfless. I hate to dab on Tenchi Muyo, but pretty much fricking Tenchi Muyo or Ah My Goddess' dude if he wasn't being mind-neutered by Bellandy and was just sincerely impotent.

      This is the reason why people actually had to kvetch about Rex fricking Nia and Pyrra and mythra. Whereas anyone normal finds it funny or endearing how that dorky ass clown shoes motherfricker became a harem chad.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry lads but for magic and Eikons to disappear, all of them would have to die with Clive.

    Literally makes no sense for him to survive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Clive absorb them all for the final fight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clive lives the rest of his live peacefully and refuses to use magic otherwise he would fully turn to stone.
      >There are no more crystals so his magical powers start disappearing over time as well
      >Fast forward millennials

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DURR BUT WHY DEY PUT SEX IN DA KIDS BOOK HUHUHHH CHECK MATE NONmoronS HEHEHHEH
    I’m so glad I’m white

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a historical tale set far in the past !!!!!
    Okay moron, explain how Joshua got resurrected then?
    Or how the blight was stopped?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the dlc anon or sequel yoshitpiss already baited it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >joshua resurrection
      They named their kid Joshua
      >blight
      crystals were causing it :^)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple, Clive says that humanity will manage and they just did. How moronic you can be? It's an elegant ending, that the event of the past became a legend, or a "fantasy" or some sort. It's elegant and well done.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes no sense though. This super race of ayylmaos that can cross stars as ghosts need to do all this convoluted shit to fix it, but medival man just offscreens the issue?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joshua never got resurrected, it was Clive taking his name or they named their kid Joshua
      The blight stopped because magic can no longer exist without crystals

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simple, Clive says that humanity will manage and they just did. How moronic you can be? It's an elegant ending, that the event of the past became a legend, or a "fantasy" or some sort. It's elegant and well done.

        >joshua resurrection
        They named their kid Joshua
        >blight
        crystals were causing it :^)

        >3 entirely different headcanon trying to explain the same ending
        Yeah you guys are totally not coping at all

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3 different
          Get a screwdriver and shove it through that temple of yours, maybe you MIGHT become less moronic
          All of those are the same interpretations worded differently but you are a hopeless mongoloid with zero reading comprehension

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen
            >Its all fake
            >Joshua lives, Clive doesn't
            >Both Clive and Joshua live
            >Clive is actually now Joshua and is writing the story
            >Joshua is actually Jill's kid and he's writing about his father
            And NONE of these answer everything in a satisfying manner. Its a shit ending and you know it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron moment

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally the only right interpretation is Clive living and authoring and honoring Joshua in his name, there is more than enough plot points that point towards this than the others

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would you rather the ending be spelled out to you in crayons and big capital letters, or is even that too hard for you to parse

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have proof of your interpretation being right? No? It's a headcanon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No matter what the ending was going for, it's half-assed
            >Blight
            Off screened
            >Bearers
            Lol who cares
            >Post-credits
            These moronic humans are still stuck in the dark ages after probably millennia

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >These moronic humans are still stuck in the dark ages after probably millennia
              This is probably true too.
              You're telling me so much time passes that even a relatively advanced society has forgotten about magic and giant world ending demons; but somehow haven't developed enough to make a fricking lighter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they can still print perfect books though lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually yeah what the frick, the society that doesn't know how to light fires is able to print out books?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the crystals are the source of the blight. No crystal no blight. With the apocalypse near the end, few humans may have survived and essentially set back civilization by centuries or thousands of years which made the game events legendary or fairytales

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And what about the bearers?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe hiding or can't do magick after destroying the crystals

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No magic= no bearer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Its a shit ambiguous ending. I've seen like 7 different interpretations already.
          In HW and Tactics people weren't coping this hard. Because only the minor details were kept ambiguous.
          You don't see people arguing whether FFT was all fake or real, you see them arguing on Ramza

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't see people arguing whether FFT was all fake or real, you see them arguing on Ramza
            Lol what, people were arguing for years if everyone besides Ramza were dead, hell people were arguing if Ramza HIMSELF died

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Matsuno confirmed Ramza lived on his twitter and people still don't accept it. idk what that anon is on about.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But...they're literally saying the same shit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is a Phoenix

        You people are moronic, honestly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedreader-kun, the phoenix literally fully got absorbed out of Joshua by Clive unlike a half baked absorption

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is the phoenix metaphorically, that’s the point. He isn’t dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultima states the blight is a result of magic use

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just remembered DQ11 did the same ending on top of other examples. why do hacks enjoy the "you were reading a book" twist so much?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Becauae japs thought their crappy writing is bookseller tier

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Video games aren't real. You really are just playing out hand crafted stories.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exposing yourself as moron TWICE
      just stop while your ahead

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXV is still a shit game barry

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like one of the best FF just off the leaks alone

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cliveren Yeager and Joshua Arlert

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the real question is: will a DLC or some true ending shit show Clive surviving and returning to Jill?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it will

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then that'd be okay.
        If they wanna stick with the stupid ambiguity that only exists to push stupid ass "did they, didn't they" discussions online, then it's lame

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I expect Leviathan to tie into how they handle the blight.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they left the possibility for a sequel, that what yoshida said.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need a sequel.
        Just knowing what happens to Clive, Jill (and I guess Joshua) without the wishy washy vague shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they make a sequel to XVI then XIV is confirmed dead and in maintenace mode

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? His mission was to sabotage FFXVI and it's all anybody can talk about

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't this be their Bible and Close be the Jesus Christ of his world?

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FINAL FANTASY XVI book reading
    >Joshua: And then Clive screams ILL FRICKING KILL YOU at the top of his lungs as he dances in the blood if his brothers corpse. End of Act I. Now as for a special treat for you kids I'll be reading my unedited 80 page manuscript of my brother having sex with my cousin in full graphic detail!

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both of Clive and Joshua are alive you dumb fricks in this thread. moronic monks. May god have mercy upon your soul idiots.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joshua why is Dion gay in this, didn't he marry that nice girl that saved your life back in Rosaria?
    >Shut the frick up, it's my book.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT WAS ALL MY FINAL FANTASY

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leviathan could be possible for a dlc. I've read here that leviathan is a peculiar old god which ties to the hollow earth theory several months ago with some evidence from the demo with the hollow underground

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Certified Barry victory

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its kind of hilarious that annabelle is the main villain until ultima hijacks the plot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game truly was a final fantasy, cant have it any other way

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait it makes no sense for Clive to survive and have kids, they would inherit his Eikons and alien mythos powers.

    But we know they don't exist in the future.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Eikons ended in Clive's generation. It was all part of Ultima's plan and he got BTFO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would they really inherit his powers though? the crystals are gone from the world and Clive's powers would disappear overtime

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But the Bearers don't need the Crystals to do magic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they channel magic via the mothercrystals, so without those Bearers will no longer exist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, those are the normalgays. Bearers dont need the Crystals to do magic

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joshua survived and wrote the book huh

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I missed most of today's leaks, do we ever find out what exactly Ultima is?
    A lot of Ultima stuff in FF games lately, XIV is even referencing her/it in its recent patch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically an alien

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do we ever find out what exactly Ultima is?
      An ayy.
      One of many.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 16 he's a rip-off of Deus from Xenogears but an alien instead of machine. Deus is a fricking machine but still far better written than Ultima somehow.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You dont see the jobber of cd2 sucking the genitals of deus and calling it mom

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And we're going to get midwits for the next years calling ff16's writing the true successor to Gears when it only really matches a few bullet points and has none of the substance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ayylmao from a race that created the world Clive lives in because they're being destroyed by space aids and needed a way to counter it. The world got too sentient so they're trying to make them moronic again so it can claim their ultimate vessel Clive

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SIXTEEN GAMES
    >story is still not finished
    what dogshit series is this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dresden Files

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cat posters, not even once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trails

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It truly is the finalest of fantasies.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that doomtrannies are forced to pretend they have 0 media literacy and have the comprehension of an infant
    Literally pretending to be moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Media literacy is when you use headcanon to try patching up a half baked ending

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, keep trying.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keep repeating headcanon everytime you’re btfo
        ask me how I know you’re a Hispanic or some kind of brown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. Imagine pretending to be moronic just for anonymous clout. Or doomers are just insane and stupid.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So nothing ever mattered?

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit leaker who leaked all this shit days ago said it clearly Joshua survived and clive died

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the redditor is moronic and forgot how Clive literally couldn't revive Joshua and that Clive is known to author the names of his fallen loved ones, Jill also wouldn't smile for fricking Joshua when she's mourning Clive at the moment, she would run up to Joshua crying about how Clive died

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There better be a true ending or a DLC inbound that confirms Clive's fate either which way.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that people now have to defend the dogshit depicted in the reddit leak after furiously denying it for months

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Final Fantasy

    >By Clive "Barry" Rosfield

    omg this was a marketing stunt all along, well played Yoshida-san

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...its shit...if only we could have possibly seen this coming...
    Oh well. Whos else is HOYP for FF XVII???

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the Moongazing lyrics you dipshits
    >I was looking up at the moon, searching for something
    >When I was frightened by the storm (a.k.a. Metia disappearing),
    I’m glad it was you who appeared before me
    >As if none of this had ever happened,
    I know this fire will never go out, surely

    Dawn breaks just as Clive returns to Jill, they got their happily ever after

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh. i wish the final scene was Joshua reborn as Clive and Jill's babby, would've been more kino to emphasized the cycle of rebirth and capstone their journey together. joshua not dying at the start unravels the shock value of the demo

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We won bros, what an amazing ride

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just need to confirm Clive's survival.
      That ambiguity shit is gay. Stick to your guns.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF tactic did it better.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know FF and cosmic bullshit final bosses go hand in hand, but, did Ultima really need to Kaguya his way into the plot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a FF tradition

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive is literally narrating the story so it has to be Clive who wrote the book

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on Joshua, who's this Jote character you keep referencing?

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy 16 ripped off Digimon Season 3.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when a game literally requires you to pretend to be moronic to have any doomposting material, you know that's grim

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dont worry Clive, I will take care of Jill aswell, making sure the bloodline continues as much as possible
    HOLY BASED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak kinography, came back to claim his throne.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already continued his bloodline with Jote

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot believe an FF game is shit, this is unprecedented.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is going to score well, you shouldn't expect it not to off screenshots

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >score well
        Like skyrimschlop? fo4schlop?
        They scored well that means you love them, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skyrim sold 60 million, seems like a bad comparison

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sold
            And is completely shit.
            But that never stopped you from devouring, right?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't like Skyrim, this seems a lot better and a completely different type of game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, it has a lot more particle effects.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Clive lived then what the hell was all that star shit about?
    There is a red star that is completely irrelevant to the story, I guess? Even though its framed as being important in terms of cinematography?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ you dipshit. The star symbolizes a messenger to the gods, it's literally spelled out for you in the ATL. At the end of the game it disappears (carries Jill's message). The powers that be gave her Clive back because they suffered enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      star is le miracle that brings clive back to life
      in the demo jill prays to the star that clive comes back safely and it grants her wish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jill made a wish to the star for Clive to return alive. The star went out after fulfilling that wish, which is why she was seen smiling at the incoming figure (Clive).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jill wishes on the star at the beginning of the game for Clive's safe return

      It winks out at the end of the game, the sun rises, and Jill smiles as she sees or realises something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jill made a wish upon a star for beloved to come back to her, more than a decade ago
      It disappeared upon granting her wish after the final battle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they would have shown Clive alive on the beach if he was fricking dead. They would just skip straight to Jill and the star bit

        Jill wishes on the star at the beginning of the game for Clive's safe return

        It winks out at the end of the game, the sun rises, and Jill smiles as she sees or realises something

        So what the frick is metia? A miracle happens at the end just because she made a prayer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dlc/ sequel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prayer to Metia
      How fricking stupid are you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Metia is real? And stars can somehow move around because why not?
        Why didn't Metia just fix everything at that point you absolute moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          IMAGINE being so fricking moronic you can't follow a simple anime symbolism

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Le symbolism
            This shit is just Xenoblade 3 again. Handwave logic because muh feelings and I'm excited to see Ganker turn against it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This shit is just Xenoblade 3 again
              Remind me again, how did XB3 end after you spent a year denying an obvious happy end?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Handwave-y logic for a happy end.
                It's crazy how Xenoblade 3 and FF16 have similar flaws.
                You have this brutal world raised by a god who doesn't want free will for the people, said god and his villain allies all suck as characters. The one good villain (N/Dion) both turn coat and redeem themselves.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Handwave-y logic for a happy end.
                On other words you're still fricking mad an obvious ending ended up being an obvious ending
                Get gigafricked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ you dipshit. The star symbolizes a messenger to the gods, it's literally spelled out for you in the ATL. At the end of the game it disappears (carries Jill's message). The powers that be gave her Clive back because they suffered enough.

        Jill wishes on the star at the beginning of the game for Clive's safe return

        It winks out at the end of the game, the sun rises, and Jill smiles as she sees or realises something

        Jill made a wish upon a star for beloved to come back to her, more than a decade ago
        It disappeared upon granting her wish after the final battle

        >just conveniently grants her wish in the 11th hour out of nowhere

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have a term for it

          DEUS EX MACHINA

          OH NO NO NO XVI LITERALLY ENDS WITH DEUS EX MACHINA

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Deus Ex Machina AND "It was all a dream!"
            and people were hyping this as the most well written FF game lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              IFRIT EX MACHINA GOD DAMMIT EVEN ULTIMA RACE WERE IFRITS LMAO WHO THE FRICK ITS THE IFRIT STAN homosexual OF CBU3 ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass, it's symbolic of the end of an age of magic

          The star disappears and the last wish is granted to Jill who truly believed in it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT
            So if Benedikta prayed hard enough, she wouldn't have been raped?

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now the cope is that Joshua wrote the book; which is a re-telling of what happened, but since it would be from his perspective it means shit may or may not have actually happened as is shown.
    It was shit when it happened in Umineko, and it's shit here too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain knows that Clive impersonated Joshua to honor him and wrote the book

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol now thats cope, come on. The story being written by Joshua to honor his brother is kino as frick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Clive who is established to author names of dead loved ones, not Joshua

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      clive and jill fricking was just joshua's headcanon

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if in this magic world all the magic goes away
    i don't like it when this happens

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For people who haven't even played the game and are just making their opinion based on some bullet points a marketer and a redditor have provided, you guys sure are confident in your theories.
    Japs love symbolism and nuance in their shitty open endings, perhaps waiting on the full story and actually playing the game before you come up with your ideas might be better?

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, officer. My argument is that I'm literally too moronic to comprehend basic tropes.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for the Ultimania that comes out in a month lmao

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry is a shitskin Black person who needs to die tbh

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think they would have shown Clive alive on the beach if he was fricking dead. They would just skip straight to Jill and the star bit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right.
      But they're homosexuals for not just committing to a clear-cut happy ending for the two of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, there is no need to show him alive after an event that should have seemingly killed him. We also know that the petrification thing doesn't kill you immediately, only if you keep using magic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. But they should've just shown his silhouette walking to her instead of trying to be coy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Japs for you, they kept trying to push the fact this wasn't a JRPG and it's more western orientated, and yet the second half of the game is some crazy shit you'd see in the most ridiculous JRPGS, like Xenoblade. They just can't do anything else

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It was all a dream
    Truly....the final fantasy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      really? yoshitpiss really ruined Final Fantasy what the frick.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look, we let you get away with all the other stuff, but we can't publish your book if you insist on keeping in the scene where Ultima turns into Torgal and gets fricked by Barnabas and his army

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw that edition eventually becomes that universe's Durai Papers

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they want to leave it open ended, then I will simply say that both Clive and Joshua are alive and well, living happily ever after with their waifus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am sorry bro but Joshua is pretty definitively dead. Even if he was unconscious (which he wasn't, he was dead, even the phoenix left him), his body would have never survived that and Clive is alone in the beach.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I'm too busy coping that Jill wished them both back to life

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has media literacy gone down the shitter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It hasn't.
      Doomtrannies just have to latch on to the least favorable narrative because they're desperate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The younger generations barely read any books. I know I wasn't reading any until 4 years ago. It drags you comprehension down to an insane degree.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern people are taught not to actually think about media beyond GOOD/BAD or MODERN POLITICS GOOD, so when you say something like [x] did nothing wrong even as a joke you get unironic people seething over it because HURR THEY MURDERED PEOPLE SO BAD

      I see this in youtube comments all the time. The modern day person is utterly fricked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      American media reduced people into dualistic thinkers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        By design, it’s intentional.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For video game i blame shit like game theory of lets explain.
      It's lead to spoonfeeding

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .com

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW THE PROTAGONIST ALIVE AND REUNITED WITH HIS LOVER - YOU HAVE TO JUST IMPLY IT AND CALL BACK TO EARLIER SCENES AND MOTIFS

    NOOOOOOO DON'T HUG EACH OTHER THE AUDIENCE MIGHT GET SOME CATHARSIS AFTER A 60+ HOUR GAMEEEEEEEEEE

    If the ending just showed Clive alive and had he and Jill embrace/kiss it'd be 10/10.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If the ending just showed Clive alive and had he and Jill embrace/kiss it'd be 10/10.
      Agreed. They need to right that wrong.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d09tHz1VxO8&ab_channel=Jegged.com

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW THE PROTAGONIST ALIVE AND REUNITED WITH HIS LOVER - YOU HAVE TO JUST IMPLY IT AND CALL BACK TO EARLIER SCENES AND MOTIFS

        NOOOOOOO DON'T HUG EACH OTHER THE AUDIENCE MIGHT GET SOME CATHARSIS AFTER A 60+ HOUR GAMEEEEEEEEEE

        If the ending just showed Clive alive and had he and Jill embrace/kiss it'd be 10/10.

        Play Final Fantasy mode

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean- hopefully there is a true ending situation here, yeah.
          The thing that sucks is that we won't know for a while.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi-P is a hack. FFIX shits all over this tranime story

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot how kino FF9 was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to VIII and IX that they got such perfect endings, but no other game since can bring itself to do so.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No more sakaguchi. He nailed the last story ending too, meanwhile FF endings after him just kept getting worse and worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot how kino FF9 was.

      What happened to VIII and IX that they got such perfect endings, but no other game since can bring itself to do so.

      Frick off. IX aged like dogshit and is aimed for little kids. Read a book, learn media literacy and get help.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Filtered by a kids game
        sad

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF15 chads rise up tonight.
    we won,
    it was all worth it...
    Yoshit-piss btfo

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike the ending simply because it's cowardly. Frick your open-ended nip shit. Show who survived and who died.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man FFT will make you so mad.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE someone tell me if there are gay people in the game

    if there are I cannot support this game because it goes against my religion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was banned in your country for a reason idiot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dion is gay
      barnabas eats out a troony alien who transforns into hugo and his mom during sex

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure do hope that people think arent thinking joshua actually wrote jill and clive sex or barnabas sucking alien penises.
    The book is what happened at its core.
    The game (the real story) goes on what actually happened

    I know, it must be a joke.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and several millenia later they still haven't figured out how fire works or improved technology BUT they have forgotten about eikons and magic and crystals BUT they can make copies of books now.
      Amazing logic

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what are the odds all the bearers just got culled because they were no longer usefull?

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barnabas dropped to his knees in front of Ultima, now wearing the form of Benedikta, but in place of Benedikta's mangled petals stood Hugo's manhood, standing tall, proud, and angry. With a lick of his lips Barnabas---
    >no wait you don't understand this has to be in there. The people need to know this!

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mmo quality
    imagine my shock

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just hilarious how the shills are trying to damage control the leaker shitting the bed on presenting an already thrash ending.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its amazing how media illiterate you are.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You guys keep using this term to defend a shit ending when it was your own marketer-kun leaker who misinterpreted the story lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >n it was your own marketer-kun
          What marketer you fricking moron holy shit how mindbroken have you guys been all these days

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Margrace-kun admitted to being in cahoots with Square-Enix in his last thread before he dissolved, like Clive's hand, back into irrelevancy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He said he knew someone from SE which is how he got the digital code. That doesn't mean he works for SE. Every reviewer gets a digital code

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice cope. Remember it was the leaker gay whose wiener you have so far down your throat right now who couldn't even interpret the ending and you call people who dislike it media illiterate as a coping mechanism lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You couldn't interpret the ending because you had too many tears in your eyes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice cope, again, the homosexual whose dick you keep riding is the only media illiterate one, the rest of us hate this ending because it is a tired dogshit trope of ...and then, many years into the future, our moronic human descendants think it was all a fantasy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh hecking media literacy
        cope and seethe troony shill

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never gonna make it, zelda shill.

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have a credits list/staff roll yet for this game or no?

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ending inspires discussion
    Oh no no no.......what were they thinking lol......

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can wait xvi -3 with clive dying by BLITZBALL

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know how wacky the ng+ difficulties are yet? Or the postgame special stage

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to hear some good OSTs is this game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well there's no way you're gonna hear any cuz it's all over-orchestrated, over-produced symphonic trash. not one brass instrument to be heard

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How could you ever misinterpret such a simple and straightforward ending?
    >Your honor..... I'm moronic.

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see the boss fights they sound incredible

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who narrated the story most of the time? Did someone as margracekun this? Cause that'll conclude who wrote it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Clive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was always Clive. Clive was last seen alive and Joshua was even confirmed dead by him, it's not rocket science who Jill was smiling at.

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zidane survives out of nowhere for no fricking reason, deus ex machina
    >hugs garnet
    KINO

    >clive survives due to jill wish to the moon, actually makes sense
    BAD

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So wait, who's the final boss? Is it really Ayylmos?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a troony alien whose entire troony race gets genocided by Clive in the endgame

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the final boss was illiteracy and we beat it using the power of the written word

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a sneak preview, it looks like trash. The stupid PS5 guy kept saying "this is I'm game video" but I know he was lying.

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget Barry. Did Stellagay win?

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To the morons saying
    >"no bro it was a LEGEND!"

    Why would it be titled Final FANTASY (cringe as frick by the way) if it was a book based in actual history. What a shit ending. The worst of all FFs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      Who thought this was a good idea?
      This is worse than FF8's ending.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All Yoshi-P can do is make derivative Matsuno fan wank. Should've had the actual maestro write the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they fricked up honestly with the ending, having a bad ending is a BIG turn off because it makes everything feel meaningless or epic if you pull it off well. No game can be 10/10 without a good ending.

        This ending is already bad objectively.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is literally the final events in a world of fantasy, the reality of which is lost to those who will never grow up in it - magic, eikons, bearers, all of those don't exist and may as well never have to the generations after Clive

      Holy shit

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are they left to fight the blight without magic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blight dies without magic overtime, there's no need to fight it

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strong points for each theories :

    Joshua live, the world forget about magic
    -His name is on the book
    -Clive tried to resurrect him, maybe he succeed with a delay
    - he is the personne Jill is seeing at the end
    -the character not knowing that magic was real show that clive was right about humanity

    Clive live, the world forget about magic.
    -His is the narrator of the story and knows details that Joshua or Jill can't possibly have knowledge off
    -The main theme of the game's lyric could implied that clive is alive
    -He is the personne Jill is seeing at the end
    -the character not knowing that magic was real show that clive was right about humanity

    Clive and Joshua are dead, the author is clive son
    -There is a baby in the end with Jill, this could be and implication that Jill was pregnant for the end of the game.
    -the character not knowing that magic was real show that clive was right about humanity

    Its all a book LMAO
    -the characters are saying that the book is just fairytails

    Did I miss anything ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The strongest one is the the just fairy tales one. All the others require headcanon lmao.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the whole wish upon a star thing, it makes it kinda obvious it was Clive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot some strong points for the Clive theory, the metia star for one and the fact that he has demonstrably taken over Cids title in his honour and likely did the same for Joshua since he literally has the phoenix now. Also the fact that they wouldn't show him on the shore if he was dead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if Jill saw both of them at the end?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For it's all a book:
      - Seemingly no technological progress from the ending to the fairy tale.
      - Mother calls Eikons and magic fantasy indicating if it was real at least several millenia have passed. But then again, somehow they didn't make technology better in all those years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How advanced was Mid's ship? even if it was powered by magic she was bound to have at least SOME useful technological know how

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seemingly no technological progress from the ending to the fairy tale.
        without magic, it's heavily suggested that humanity can't do anything technologie wise. they probably regressed to the dark age when clive destroyed all magic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can't light fires but can somehow print out books kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is a baby in the end with Jill, this could be and implication that Jill was pregnant for the end of the game.
      The baby belonged to the pregnant woman that they rescued.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You stupid fricking morons. Jill wish was for all of them to return home safe. Dion is alived, joshua is alive and even fricking Clive is alive. idk why so many morons in here lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So there were no stakes whatsoever because she could just wish them back to life? Holy fricking Dragon Balls!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice headcanon maybe you can keep writing the games story for the devs until is not shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE BABY IS FROM THE WOMAN THEY RESUCED IN THE ASH CONTIENT JESUS CHRIST.

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enough. It's clear Barry has won.

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whening are you fools stopping this posting on this stupid MOVIE... so tiring of responding to typing to this stupid MOVIE.... game die for movie...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost want to gather all of this particular ESL's posts into one collage for myself and then laugh at it endlessly

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    doomtrannies are honestly losing it
    i feel bad for them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are losing it together with nintendo. They put their direct exactly the time as FFXVI reviews come out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would have roped themselves if not for margrace-kun giving them fuel. We literally got the happy end we wanted.

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that FFVII Remake was totally despised here, and now its the best selling Final Fantasy of all time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, you'll set Barry off. Original VII sold 14.1 million. Remake we don't know since they stopped updating after 5 million

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they stopped updating after 5 million
        Most recent press release still has it at "over 5 million". That's the official number.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah in 2020. We don't have an accurate number of what it sold in the 3 years since and people got confused by the "VII sold 14.1 million" press bit they did

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes we do, they literally said it in the most recent press release. There is no better time to give an updated number and they in fact updated the number from the original game.
            So either
            1. The game didn't reach six million.
            2. The game surpassed six million but Square still considered the number so unimpressive they would rather repeat an old vague number so people/investors can cope that they just "forgot" to update the number somehow.
            Rule of thumb is that when a publisher stops updating numbers it's best to assume the game stopped selling meaningful numbers. Otherwise you end up with vgchartz style moronic inflation of numbers and outright made up data.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that was a bullshit tweet using figures for the original game

      Remake is somewhere between 5 and 7 million estimated

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ..and then Barnabas went down on wet ass alien pussy!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait alien???

      there are aliens in FF16? this makes no sense

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon there have been plot relevant aliens since FF4.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry is all just a fairy tale

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, who summoned liquid flame?????????

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won unironically

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry's never won
      XIV is cored higher, made more money, and has had more a cultural impact than XV ever will
      forspoken was so bad it killed the team making it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        xiv has no cultural impact

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the leaked ending? I missed it. Was it that it was just a fantasy book the entire time or some shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big bad defeated, Joshua is dead, Clive barely, Jill's prayers were heard and Clive Dr returns alive, the end.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jill's prayer to the star worked, Clive returns to her.
      Thousands of years later kids are LARPing the book, written by Joshua Rosfield (Clive took on his name just like with Cid). It happened, but to them it's myth like Heracles is to us

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want an FF story to end like this:
        >It was actually the Princess Bride style of storytelling and modern day Clive was telling the story to a sick in bed modern day Joshua
        >They're all at a library lapping as the characters in the book
        >It's was a DnD session the entire time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but to them it's myth like Heracles is to us
        He titled the book FINAL FANTASY

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          because it literally was the final fantasy
          destroying the big crystal marked the end of magic, and therefore the age of fantasy
          clive's tale was literally THE final fantasy

  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We just need them to amend that ambiguity ending and just show Clive returning to Jill outright and it's good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Story about a bunch of people with super powerful kaijus inside of them that are used as essentially living WMDs
      >main villain plan is to combine all the kaijus into a super kaiju
      >Protag Kaiju is actually split into two Kaijus
      >main villain lineup changes hands constantly be revealing the current villains was just being manipulated by the next villain until we get to the final boss
      >final boss is an ayyylmao who's responsible for all the magic existing and wants to turn humanity into Not!Zombies
      >protag loses an arm in the final battle
      Why does this game keep making me think of the last arcs of Naruto?

      Final fantasy mode needs to have a secret ending where we see jill and clive embrace

      Learn basic media literacy. The ending we got is god-tier.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Still coping

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does my post have to do with the ending.
        The ending seems fine enough, but I definately would have prefered a 9 style ending.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. They need to not be homosexuals and just commit to a clear-cut, straightforward ending without the gay-ass nip ambiguity.
        That's the only flaws.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >media literacy
        They were right that this meme is just pushed by morons who defend their terrible taste, it seems.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically this. Just when we all thought Clive was dead the callback to the wish happened. ABSOLUTE FRICKING KINO.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking trash tier and nothing regarding the blight was resolved
        it doesnt suddenly reverse because the crystals are gone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Xenoblade 3 2.0
        AKA it filters morons, but literacy chads know that the entire story is...
        Just an allegory for real world war and capitalism, and global warming. Or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH MEDIA LITRACY COPE
        kek
        this is definitely getting meme'd

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch the cutscene its obvious clive is alive because of jill's wish years back pre timeskip. Thats the big final set up and pay off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no bro jill smiled because clive is obviously still dead and she is happy about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing will stand between her and Torgal now. She's a white woman after all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No she was smiling because she actually wrote the book and she just received her first check from the royalties.

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens won

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Story about a bunch of people with super powerful kaijus inside of them that are used as essentially living WMDs
    >main villain plan is to combine all the kaijus into a super kaiju
    >Protag Kaiju is actually split into two Kaijus
    >main villain lineup changes hands constantly be revealing the current villains was just being manipulated by the next villain until we get to the final boss
    >final boss is an ayyylmao who's responsible for all the magic existing and wants to turn humanity into Not!Zombies
    >protag loses an arm in the final battle
    Why does this game keep making me think of the last arcs of Naruto?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game of thrones
      >evangelion
      >gundam
      >attack on titan
      >northman
      >naruto
      >dragon ball
      what a horrifying blend of inspirations

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget the Xeno and Tales.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they haven’t made a decent game in the entirety of their history as a company. The last good FF was X, to absolutely no surprise was one of the last Square games.

  132. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final fantasy mode needs to have a secret ending where we see jill and clive embrace

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ff mode sets up leviathan

  133. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay, Clive. Thanks for mentioning Hugo's cuck fantasies. Now tell me about that time you and Jill had sex in as much detail as you can remember. This is vital for the book
    What did Joshua mean by this?

  134. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Barry sucking his own dick or are the doomtrannies homosexuals for Barry's dick now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're sucking each other off out of pure desperation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a gay orgy fest between the both of them, ironic how they seethe about homosexuals in the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're sucking each other off out of pure desperation

      You shills are the ones sucking off Barry. Literally cannot make a post without mentioning him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope that Barry wiener feels good doomtroony-kun

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mentions barry AGAIN
          Obsessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry won so everyone is kneeling

      God damn XVI has the worst ending in FF history

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both, an open to interpretation ending allows them to go directly for the wilful ignorance angle of "lmao it was all a story, shit ending"

      Expect this for at least the next few weeks until they start getting wound up about 7 Rebirth next

  135. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take out Black folk,
    >throw in massive amounts of homosexualry, anal fricking and a homosexual spirit that possesses a broken prostitutes body in some trans allegory.
    >Ganker is still swallowing squeenix cum even after lying about ff7 remake, ff15, and this ff16 homosexualshit.

    Ganker and finaltards are the most pathetic cucks that i have ever witnessed. absolute c**tcanoes filled to the top with cum, shit and frothing cum-shitfoam on top like some shit-aids-n-piss slushpuppy with whipcream on top.

    PS Barry was right.

  136. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YoshiP-sama, was it all just a story? Did Joshua survive? What is the real ending?
    >Well, ummmmm, we know what happened, but, well, ummmmm, whatever you think happened is what happened

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to beat the shit out of this frick for adding gay stuff to FF games and ruining them

  137. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the entire story could have been resolved if everyone prayed hard enough
    Benedikta? Wouldn't be raped
    Hugo? Would've had her
    Cid? Would be alive
    Barnabas? Wouldn't be a degen

  138. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry ready to dunk on the game after tomorrow's reviews.

  139. 11 months ago
    Margrace-kun

    Sorry for tripping again. But I feel I kinda need to explain why I interpreted the ending as such.

    So Cid and Mid's story arc is all about helping people lose their reliance on the crystals. Cid's entire deal with the Hideaway is that he's making inventions to help people live without them and to teach them shit like actual agriculture.

    Mid invents a ground breaking steam boat (it burns mythril, but mythril is just fuel in universe) that is a major plot point in the game. We spend 2 hours of play time helping her build it and it's how we invade Ash.

    There are several quests where members of Cid and later Clive's organisation install these inventions in towns. We're talking steam engines and bellows. This to counteract the fact that all the crystals went poof.

    What I'm saying is that during the story, technology was already advancing pretty nicely past mudcore. So it just felt very weird to me that so much time has passed that several world wars and a world ending cataclysm has been the stuff of legends but also that the characters in the post-credits are still living in the mudcore age. Not to mention you lads don't know the state of the world at the end. Barnabas murdered most of Ash. An entire continent. Dude waged a genocide. Literally all the countries are gone. Everything is objectively fricked. The Blight is also not gone since Ultima specifically says the Nexus was supposed to unmake the Blight using a spell he had to cast and that their world is doomed regardless.

    It may just sound like copium, but it just felt wrong to me in the context of the universe unless it was a book. Anyway, that's my two cents after reading your replies about it.

    I also want Joshua and co to have a good ending, don't get me wrong. But you guys will see when you play it. Hoping we'll have cool discussions about it next week when you lads finish it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm split on the ending, but outside of that; the game does sound like a good time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a blatant marketing shill and all of those “early release tehehe” leaks are outright lies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clive literally doomed his bloodline to a dark age
      lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >characters in the post-credits are still living in the mudcore age
      Having a book is by definition not "mudcore age"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but they somehow don't know about how to make lighters.
        Keep in mind a book back then was considered a luxury. A lighter was much easier to come by and make.

      • 11 months ago
        Margrace-kun

        It was a basic medieval cottage and they were making fire using flint and tinder. Thing is, their society was already late medieval early renaissance going by the tech Cid and Mid were developing.

        It would seem like I will need to play this for myself rather than have multiple others giving differing opinions based on their understanding of the plot.
        Definitely odd, but could the ending bit be literally a rural country family and it was only to showcase the lack of magic? And technology is thriving in cities?

        Considering we only saw this family in their cottage... I mean, they could be LARPers or mormons for all we know.
        BTW some people asked for more specific details so:

        The mother did not have Jill's hair colour.
        The kids had the same hair colour as Clive and Joshua.
        When they played, the first asked what they wanna play. He named a fictional play that Clive played during the game with his Uncle Byron when he was a child. (Which implies this play from that time is also remembered)?
        The other kid doesn't wanna play that and wants to play War of the Eikons (based on the book).
        First boy says: he wants to be Ifrit.
        Second boy says: no fair! I'm the older brother.
        First boy responds: Because Bahamut says so! (he refers to their small dog).

        Then it pans to the book and ends.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate what you people and bots have done to the internet, you’ve ruined the potential of a golden age for humanity filled with freedom and the broken restraints of the material and turned it into yet another fricking marketing outlet.

          Burn in a fire you homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          These devs probably sat in a room and patted each other on the back thinking this ending was super deep and profound. What a fricking mess.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Learn basic media literacy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up, Vito

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Basic media literacy
              >Leaker literally showcases that the technology timeline makes no fricking sense, unless they actually fricking regressed in technology after stopping magic for some reason.
              >Basic media literacy
              Maybe you need to start thinking more.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for some reason.
                The leaker in the same post says they’re a genocidal continent spanning war, shut the frick up. Imagine being forced to pretend to be moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a literal paid shill as are the “leakers”.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            THE ENDING? The entire fricking premise is ludicrous. Who thought that “big monster men like Godzilla and King Kong with transgender alien morphers” was a good idea? I genuinely do not understand how you people can appreciate this it’s making my head spin.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its kino.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            maehiro and Yoshi-P are the biggest hacks to ever live

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you have any sense of media literacy at all?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you don't like this slop youre media illiterate
                nice try koji fox

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          please answer this. How long did it take you to beat it?

          • 11 months ago
            Margrace-kun

            My estimate is 55 hours. Problem is the game has no ingame timer so I can't tell you for sure. I'm estimating this based on the time I spent on it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              PS5 have their own playtime built in bro, just check the homepage or the games section of your profile. Stop lying on purpose and just tell us you played it for 25 hours

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              check homepage. timer should show.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Question for
              for you. Do they mention any other countries?

              • 11 months ago
                Margrace-kun

                Can you elaborate?

                I just checked the game timer. So to see that, you need to be online.

                I am not allowed by Square Enix to connect my PS5 to PSN until embargo lifts because if I do, everyone that friends me will be able to see my trophies.

                And since I have SE people on my friend's list, not gonna do that. Sorry lads. I literally don't get why it doesn't have an ingame time. Every FF game has one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, now I can tell you are straight up lying about your playtime.

              • 11 months ago
                Margrace-kun

                Why the frick would I lie about something this fricking banal when I spoiled the entire fricking ending to the game?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          GOOD ENDING TRANNIES, YOUR MARKETER KEEPS DIGGING THE HOLE DEEPER AND DEEPER LMAO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It was a basic medieval cottage
          if it's was really a cottage then this mean that the scene take place in a rural area, the low tech is then perfectly normal

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          just take a pic of the characters, it's much easier to look than to describe it like that

          • 11 months ago
            Margrace-kun

            Can't replay cutscenes ingame. Also the ending can not be shared on PSN. You literally cannot clip or screencap the game the moment you enter he final chapter. It gives you a warning.

            This is one of the reasons I kept taking pictures of the screen. It randomly blocks sharing to prevent spoilers.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It was a basic medieval cottage and they were making fire using flint and tinder. Thing is, their society was already late medieval early renaissance going by the tech Cid and Mid were developing.
          maybe you don't know that Margrace but until recently in human history, the technological gap between populated area and random place in the middle of nowhere was insane. Having a low tech environnement for this scene don't really indicate anything

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice cope for your headcannon ending bro

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >something that objectively true
              >"cope"
              yeah ok

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or maybe SE are incapable of making a good game that actually makes any sense?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go frick yourself shill I swear the entire internet at this point is bots and shills it drives me fricking insane

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CLIVEBROOOOOOOOS????? WTF

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Margrace-KEK you already did enough with your bullshit headcanon, you better shut the frick up and stop putting oil on the fire YOU created.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would seem like I will need to play this for myself rather than have multiple others giving differing opinions based on their understanding of the plot.
      Definitely odd, but could the ending bit be literally a rural country family and it was only to showcase the lack of magic? And technology is thriving in cities?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless it's a family that lives in north korea, idk how they would've forgotten that Eikon's and magic did exist.
        Technology thriving, should by itself have ensured that Eikon's/magic were once implied to be real but according to the mother it's just a fairy tale. It's not like the main game takes place in the fricking dark ages, they are well past the time of hieroglyphs. Hell, the duke literally produces a letter in the opening.
        Books are probably not that rare by the time of the base game, AKA knowledge can be stored.

        I guess it's possible the world had a "library of Alexandria" moment and 95% of things burned down, but still...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s almost like Clive wanted people to forget it existed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR MARKETING-KUN IS BACK WITH SOME MORE FRESH COPIUM FOR YOU "IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD ENDING BRO, YOURE JUST ILLITERATE" gayS KEK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal paid shill. The leaks were a lie, and this is all marketing.

      Prove me wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He admitted he was a marketer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How were the leaks a lie? You've seen all the screenshots. It's irrelevant whether he works for SE or not, the game is the game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh quit the bullshit, we both know you’re an employee. I literally hate you people for what you have done to places like this. There’s barely any regular posters on here anymore because of people like you ruining it by pretending to be regular Joes when you’re more marketing snakes.

        • 11 months ago
          Margrace-kun

          I don't work for Square Enix. I know people at SE. This means I can't get in trouble legally. I would just get people I know mad at me.

          I am also under no obligation to say good things about the game. I said several bad things about the first 20 hours that I still stand by. I feel 20 hours is too long a time for it to hide things like chocobos and marks.

          PS5 have their own playtime built in bro, just check the homepage or the games section of your profile. Stop lying on purpose and just tell us you played it for 25 hours

          Lemme check that. I didn't know that. Will post picture. I don't play on my PS5. I got it for free and it has no games besides this.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop getting baited ffs, stay anonymous and stop getting baited. your job is done. we await rebirth now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What I'm saying is that during the story, technology was already advancing pretty nicely past mudcore
      yeah but the blight probably destroyed everything and put back mankind to the stone age

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It may just sound like copium
      Nah, the true copium is the idiots acting like "it was a story the whole time" is not a popular trope. And seeing as how Yoshi-P was hinting that there could be DLC or a sequel, the "it was a story" seems even more likely because then he can retcon everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how doomtrannies have to pretend to be sub 50 IQ to downplay the ending. Name 3 endings where it is literally just a book, because I can name 3 book endings where it’s not a fricking book

        FFT
        VS
        FFXIV

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doomtrannies' argument: "I am literally moronic"
          Lul.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllJustADream
          There you go homosexual. Try learning about tropes before pretending like you know anything about writing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just a dream
            Anon read the trope name. Read it. Is a dream a book?

            The dream ending is common. It was le book the whole time, is not, or you can make them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Put a bullet on your head moron
            >it was a dream all along
            Is an entirely different trope, usually used for psycho horror or other genres with extremely unreliable narrators.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE

      SO IT IS ALL A MADE UP STORY AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont feel bad bro. thank for all the posts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, sounds like how IX's ending kinda ignored how the Iifa tree was gonna kill everybody on Gaia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can these iliterate mudcore people you talk about able to read joshuas book?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just think he saw the guy having trouble starting a fire and just assume that the scene is in the darkmud area without considering that just having a book shutdown this theory completely

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the ending is a SUPER fricking obvious parallel to the last scene of FF7. To think "it's just all a fairy tale bro" is so moronic i still don't understand how the frick did you even come to this conclusion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF7 literally says "500 years later", there's no debate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And several entries end up with the storybook as well. You need to be a moron to miss the obvious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        FF7 didn't end in 'it was all made up' or 'it was a story'.
        It didn't even end ambiguously or strangely, it just showed the world healing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FF7 didn't end in 'it was all made up' or 'it was a story'.
          FF16 didn't, either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It didn't even end ambiguously or strangely, it just showed the world healing.
          Neither does FFXVI

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It didn't even end ambiguously or strangely, it just showed the world healing.
          No that one was ambiguous.
          They even got letters asking to change the ending and people used to hate the ending for how ambiguous it was.
          https://web.archive.org/web/20010827161501/http://www.rpgamer.com/editor/1997/q4/122497ml.html
          https://web.archive.org/web/20011120213232/http://www.rpgamer.com/editor/1997/q4/101997sc.html

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            IDK why you want me to start a debate with 20 year old posts.
            But I did, and the complaints about plot holes or unexplored things is not related to the ending. It's just because it was a game on a budget, and this gay like so many wanted more.
            It's a good ending and it having things left unexplored is not ambiguity, it's that it has to be finite.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >IDK why you want me to start a debate with 20 year old posts.
              Its not a debate, the ending was ambiguous.
              >having things left unexplored
              the game purposely left up the question of whether meteor wiped out humans or not. The team didn't agree on an answer until AC.
              Kitase said they were kill, nojima says humanity survived.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a nojima has to fix kitase's moronation again episode
                he will do the same with R = U

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Humanity did survive... It didn't need to be spelled out. The planet saved them, Midgar is abandoned and they live.
                Flash future: humanity didn't go back to destroying the planet. Happy ending.
                How do you even come to the conclusion that Meteor could have killed humanity?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You may have a point, but you don't yoshi-p. He hates bad ending. The red star meteia was enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either the events of the game destroyed every technological advance made by Mid and her crew or the ending is purposefully set in a rural area to make the fact that magic no longer exists more of the focus of the scene

      I'd go for the latter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was all just a story. It was titled FINAL FANTASY. Its a FANTASY book.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a videogame dumbass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s called the final fantasy because it’s literally the end of magic in universe

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron. If magic was real, then magic wasnt fantasy it was historical.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >final history
            But history didn’t end, however fantasy did. Magic literally existed and then ended. It’s the final fantasy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you one of the morons with the gaul to call others media illiterate while saying shit like this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe Black person
                >Gaul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too late leaker-kun. We have already witnessed your final shilling fantasy. Time to cope.

  140. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be a completely different game but I kind of wish we got a story where all the Dominants teamed up as a traditional FF party

  141. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want this slop to flop, i dont care if its good. It deserves to flop and Yoshi deserves to take all the blame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its #1 in several countries, top 10 in several more and is even getting ps5s sold

  142. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Barry?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ultima of Ganker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      An aboriginal Australian

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BARRY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      some abo who get mindbroken by XV flopping and getting half its story dlc cancelled while XIV was rebooted and overtook it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically some Black person from the bronx that is a final fantasy fan but also critical of it.

  143. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decades later
    >VIII, IX and X endings still can't be topped.
    based af.

  144. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mainline ff still doesn't manage to have a based mc like Jack or Ashley
    What the frick is happening at SquareShit?

  145. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it explained about about the people can naturally use magic and why they are slaves?

  146. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game isn't even out yet
    >Already mindbroken schizo Gankerirgins here
    lol
    lmao even

  147. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a difference between an ambiguous ending and one where you can reasonably imply what happened. If you didn't realize the protagonist died at the end of Persona 3 you're an actual idiot, if you're not sure what happened here that's understandable.

  148. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aight that was (aside from vaguewriting about Clive's fate) a good ending.
    Promise to have fun further mindfricking the doomsissies, bros.

  149. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Claire please save us...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any deep, thoughtful and refined thoughts about Claire?

        • 11 months ago
          aceman

          Sex with Miss Claire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake, she's flat as frick

  150. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you morons literally see them frick. jill is pregnant.

  151. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won.
    Barryhaters lost.
    Never thought I'd see the day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally one autistic man vs a legion of literal paid shills from SE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry lost. FF XV has ZERO sex scenes.

      >Verification not required.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how are sex scenes good, if anything it is disgusting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SEXXXXXXXXOOOOOOO
          >disgusting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s passé and cheap. Just looking at the scenes with Jill and Clive look out of place and awkward.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s trashy. FF utilised courtly romance as part of the heroes adventure aesthetic that can even be seen by Amanos artwork for each game. This is just a tacky low IQ game utilising cliche after cliche and hiding the tardy writing with sex and controversy. The entire setting is fricking awful to begin with, genuinely surprised it got past the initial stages of plot development - God only knows what horrors were abandoned in favour of this games story kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how are sex scenes good, if anything it is disgusting

        >SEXXXXXXXXOOOOOOO
        >disgusting

        Reminder XVI has actual homosexual scenes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and XV is nothing but one big homosexual scene

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither does ff16 because its all made up in a book

  152. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jill used dynamis to bring Clive back. XVI really was a reflection.

  153. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was good.
    XVI won.
    XV lost.
    Nocturd just getting dabbed on even more in the grave.

  154. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trash, it’s not even a real final fantasy game

  155. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite the ending being shit at least Clive doesn't die a kissless virgin who only got to see his love interest for 10 minutes in a YouTube trailer.

  156. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won.
    Source: me
    Additional sources: Barry, me, Tabata

  157. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how will doomtroons ever recover from this assblasting?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They won't, especially after 16 will get 90+ on metacritic tommorow lmao

  158. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait for that metacritic to not go higher than 79

  159. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry is here in the thread with us and he is sucking his own dick along with getting multiple blowjobs by coping doomtrannies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry is everywhere. There are no threads without Barry anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomtrannies' argument: "I am literally moronic"
      Lul.

      You gays are mentioning him more than anyone else. Obsessed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up doomgay barry dicksucker-kun
        There's a legitimate barry post in the thread confirming his appearance. Suck his wiener some more

        xiv lost

        >ff15 has combined goty and genre goty of 41
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2016/09/2016-game-of-year.html?m=1
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2016/09/2016-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

        >ff14 a realm reborn has combined goty and genre goty of 1
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2013/09/2013-game-of-year.html?m=1
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2013/09/2013-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

        >ff14 heavensward has combined goty and genre goty of 0
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2015/09/2015-game-of-year.html?m=1
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2015/09/2015-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

        >ff14 stormblood has combined goty and genre goty of 0
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2017/09/2017-game-of-year.html?m=1
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2017/09/2017-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

        >ff14 shadowbringers has combined goty and genre goty of 2
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2019/10/2019-game-of-year.html?m=1
        https://gotypicks.blogspot.com/2019/10/2019-game-of-year-genre-awards.html?m=1

        xv made more money in 6 years than ff14 made in 10 years
        xv made more money in 1 month than ff14 made in 6 years

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's a legitimate barry post in the thread confirming his appearance.
          The absolute mental illness. Jesus Christ.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            newbie AND a doomtroony

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            trying to pretend barry/bazz-tek never existed is just as delusional

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Learn basic media literacy.

  160. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It was all a dream
    >Nothing happened
    LAME

  161. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Its just a story" just amounts to nothing. It has no meaning or theme. Its the same as if the game ends with a zoom out of the tv screen and we see a some dude playing the game on a ps5. I mean the world we see at the end may as well be our own it literally doesnt matter because of course the tale is fictional anyway. Its not like its a fake tale in valisthea itself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i dont get the confusion. If it truly is supossed to be "just a story" then who cares anyway of course it is, the same way it was just a story in princess bride idk

      To us is a fairy tale story all the same.

      It would suck if we saw something like clive and joshua as kids in rosaria and the whole world was real but they were just pretending to be eikons etc because that would men the world does exist but they are losers

  162. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I guess it was my Final Fantasy all along...

  163. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I havent seen any more leaks or anything, but i saw someone mention that Clive likes to take other people name to write shit to preserve them

    If thats true, then im sorry but if you think joshua wrote it, you are braindead as frick. Thats not a random detail, thats a way of saying that clive did survived, wrote the book and used joshua name. I dont know how else to say it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He takes Cid's name after his death.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, for example he took Cid's name after his death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok ESLgay, I'm sure you know best.

  164. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joshua memes are great

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Joshua, why isn't Tyrone in this book? The huge black guy who is built like a brick, but is a giant with a good heart? Why is his gf into you and helping you? Order of what? It was pure chance that he found you and told you about ultima plot. He believed himself to be a warrior of light. In fact I couldn't have won against Odin, if he didn't explain why he was so fricking strong, he also tried to set me up with jill many times, what the frick is going on ano-
      >I FRICKING HATE TYRONE. HE STOLE MY TOMBOY GIRLFRIEND. FRICK HIM. I WILL ERASE HIM FROM FRICKING HISTORY. I HAVE NOTHING NOW!!! 18 YEARS OF MY LIFE AND I HAVE WASTED IT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joshua erases black people out of existence
        Also makes Dion gay because its funny

  165. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn XVI won.
    YoshiP won
    We won.
    Doomtroonies shitting blood and being forced to play at being mentally disabled to cope.

  166. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really have only one piece of criticism for this game so that's pretty good.

  167. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey barry, if xv is so good why did it get FRICKING DEMOLISHED by FFVIIR in all possible metrics?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nomuragay malding

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek 15 btfo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is everything so bad these days? I genuinely feel like I’m surrounded by literal shit eating morons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is everything so bad these days? I genuinely feel like I’m surrounded by literal shit eating morons.

        >literally no source since that moron is mixing up og FF7s 14.1m by trying to claim that is FF7R
        moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY BARRY NOTICE ME HEY HEY BARRY I MADE A CHART FOR YOU CAN YOU LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT BARRY I'M YOU'RE BIGGEST FAN BARRY
      The frick...

  168. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all don't have any media literacy, and it shows!

  169. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXVI won
    YoshiP won
    Clivechads won
    Jillstacies won
    Barry lost
    Tabata lost
    Noctpiss lost
    Doomsissies lost
    Easy as.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura chad here

      we won too

  170. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically top 5 FF. Legit feels like classic jprg stuff from the 90s

  171. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schizos having a meltdown.
    Not only is it a good game, it's bringing so much deranged asshurt.

  172. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a book.

    Nothing happened, it’s not real. It’s fiction. Spike lived at the end of cowboy bebop, too.

  173. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gid si turubg spoeakjiung on this estuopid fricking movie fricking fools

  174. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a full believer that Clive is alive thanks to Jill's wish. But the whole "media illiterate" shit is kinda cringe and reminds of some shit twitter would say. It's also kinda pointless since these people are purposely misinterpreting the ending, if they can muddy the waters they will, margrace-kun running out of brain cells the VERY LAST second also didn't help.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      It's fine though, I am a giant romancegay and I am looking forward to the fujos cranking out post canon fluff fics and doujin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive is definitely alive

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but we want them to commit to that. Just go full hog happy ending and give people that catharsis.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's for the DLC

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have hope that maybe the final fantasy mode will do that, after all the name also links back to the book at the end. If not maybe some dlc.

  175. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would doomtrannies react if they watched the wizard of oz. It’s clear the ending isn’t a made up story but it’s hilarious that doom Black folk need to debase themselves after they’ve already taken so many beatings.

  176. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe doomtrannies are forced to pretend to be so moronic they make pledditors look intelligent
    humiliating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a fitting fate.
      now the leaker on the other hand…

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