OH YEAH, MA-*voice cracks*-RIO TIME

OH YEAH, MA-*voice cracks*-RIO TIME

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do they even need a new va for mario? just use the thousands of clips martinet already recorded
    there isn't any legal issue since they are reusing it in the TTYD remake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do they even need a new va for mario? just use the thousands of clips martinet already recorded
      >there isn't any legal issue since they are reusing it in the TTYD remake
      The VA allegedly didn’t even cast himself according to some anonymous posts that were made here. So it’s probably nepotism if it’s true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So it’s probably nepotism
        It has to be. He's so fricking dogshit at voice acting. I can't believe that left the "Mario ti-AACK' in the guys voice dies trying to record one simple line, Nintendo has to know he's not able to do the job at this point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The VA allegedly didn’t even cast himself according to some anonymous posts that were made here.
        Got screenshots? Hadn’t heard of those claims yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have been reusing Mario clips for years at this point. Smash, Mario Kart, NSMB, etc. They all re-use voice clips from game to game. It's hard to imagine what Martinet was even doing for the past 10-15 years other than recording a handful of new lines for each game to cover the unique stuff for that title.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something about the movie caused bad blood between Martinet and Nintendo, I'm certain of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the same when they anounced Chris Pratt as Mario. I got nothing against the guy but it's not like a fricking Mario movie seends celebrities to sell. Feels like they weren't confident on their own product. Also Charles can do normal voices just fine.

        ?si=E-CJ_IzReqSUO0vv

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's absolutely no other reason, personally if I was Martinet I'd be fricking pissed to work for almost 30 years as a character, be comparable to only to Tom Kenny and Mel fricking Blanc in recognizability, and then be told "You'll play Mario's dad and Star-lord is going to half ass it"
        And what's really sad is Pratt was actually one of the better voices, Jack Black was the only person who notably gave a shit at all since he's a gamer and everybody else was very obviously just in it for the paycheck. Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong and Peach were fricking horrible, what were they thinking

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I was surprised when I heard that.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you are now reminded of his wario

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I flipped around that video like 20 times and didn't find a single wario voice clip, maybe fricking timestamp your shit next time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could've just hovered around a point where Wario's visible and has his lips flapping but fine moron have this:

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          #NotMyWario

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Name a more betrayed Nintendo character than Wario, you can't
          For fricks sake the guy that commentated for Ganker3 with a Wario impersonation was better than this chump

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ how horrifying

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like his Wario.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He sounds absolutely fine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, he'll be fine with practice on the voice. Martinet wasn't completely consistent with his own voices for the characters either.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No he wont. he's straining and hurting his voice.
            Mario is just not in his range. he's not suitable for the job.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's like half wario and half a normal voice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The underlying voice and cadence just isn't there so it'll always sound like some guy doing an impersonation. I don't think he can even get as high pitched as Charles Martinet.
          At least he's making some attempt at getting the mannerisms right

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfjmQlWRHgQ

          But this one is just bad

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got a clip? I didnt buy this game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess they wanted mario to sound more like chris pratt or something i dont know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the voice crack was so bizarre

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >richest company in Japan
        >this is the best that they could get

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Money doesn't buy talent or decent imitators that can legally work for you in your conditions in a specified time slot. Sometimes a VA just needs to be fast instead of good to get the job.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're about to enter the era of SLOP for Nintendo and most tendies don't even see it coming.
          If this is the best they could do (hint: it wasn't) you should all take it as a sign that Nintendo no longer gives a frick anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard better Mario's from random Ganker vocaroos that have audible fan noise in the background.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't sound so awful on Mario Wonder but this is just pathetic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking ominious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is mario going through fricking puberty in the newest game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He sounds like a teenager trying to do a mario impression

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sounds like

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude wasn't even born when Mario 64 was released, you're not far off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the frick were they thinking? was it nepotism?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick
        one take is all you need? did they just ask a random code monkey to do the voice for free?

        the frick were they thinking? was it nepotism?

        there's something seriously wrong with modern video game VA
        it's either nepotism or all the people who hired them became deaf

        and then they have the gal to protest against AI
        maybe put in some minimal effort and AI won't threaten your jobs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did a double take listening to this, this is fricking abysmal and even a little shocking. We really do live in the nadir of popular culture, don't we? Every single recognisable, international icon is just... dead. It's all just dead. Nothing good can be made with high quality by large companies ever again, only complete shit. Everything is terrible and it's hard to tell if it's on purpose or if the world is just suffering a competency crisis in entertainment.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Toriyama dying really was the end to everything, he was far too based for this world. It's like looking into a different reality with how unhinged Dragonball gets, Roshi fricking motorboats a married woman's breasts and Krillin sniffs a pussy diamond

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo is so lazy nowadays. They can't even give a shit enough to do a second take

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even this is a better Mario impression

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did a double take listening to this, this is fricking abysmal and even a little shocking. We really do live in the nadir of popular culture, don't we? Every single recognisable, international icon is just... dead. It's all just dead. Nothing good can be made with high quality by large companies ever again, only complete shit. Everything is terrible and it's hard to tell if it's on purpose or if the world is just suffering a competency crisis in entertainment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, i hate it...
        What was nintendo thinking?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is, with the sad success of the Switch and it's minimalistic mentality, Nintendo NOW wants to be the next Disney. This will eventually lead to israelites getting into power at the company and ruin everything. Nintendo NA is already a loss as an example and with the Yen plummeting and hindoodoos being brought into Japan for "birth rate reasons" it is a matter of time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After all of the memes I'm only now hearing it for the first time. It really is as bad as everyone said. His voice literally cracks while doing the voice. How did this ever get green lit?

        Honestly, with all due respect to Charles Martinet, I've never been a fan of the high-pitched BING BING WAHOO voice. It was fine in the early games of video games where that's all Mario had to say, but there's a reason they had to go with something vastly different for the movie. With Charles retiring, this was their opportunity to do something different and a little easier on the ears, and they blew it. Not only did they not change the voice at all, they got a cheap impressionist to try and fail to do the Martinet voice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >new voice actor is called kevin afghani
        Can't make this shit up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ISLAMI! MARIO!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god fricking awful

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expected the transition to be like going from Jim Henson Kermit to Steve Whitmire, but no. It really feels like they kidnapped a random guy off the street and forced him to do Mario impressions.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't even do a retake. They'd do it if it was Charles. This Kevin guy isn't going to be voicing Mario that long, I know that for sure.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Voice cracks are normal
    Only insecure people get worked up about them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you let a voice crack slip when voicing one of the biggest and most recognizable characters in media? couldn't they do a 2nd take?
      or just reuse the old voice clip that already exists (which some regions did instead of using the new voice actor)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not if it is your JOB to sound GOOD

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His name is 'Rio and he dances on the sand
    Just like that river twisting through the mushroom land

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this how people felt when Mel Blanc stopped voicing the Looney Tunes? It's just kinda weird, Mario comes off like a reanimated puppet. That being said Martinet was starting to sound off as far back as Galaxy so a replacement was inevitable, at least it isn't Chris Pratt.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can muslims play italians but i cant play muslims

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately surprised they haven't just trained an AI from Martinet recordings.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they insist on keeping a single person to do all 4 bros. voices like Charles did? The new guy does a great Luigi but they should have cast other people as Mario and Wario

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New game should have Zario

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Years back when Mario and Sonic Olympic edition was first released, I used to headcanon that part of the reason the Mario characters always had simplistic voice lines is that the sound clips would be used forever. Never would have imagined the voice actor would be replaced.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *