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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with rabbits, pregnant.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a lala girl getting ready to be mating pressed and impregnated...

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=oHgNbBSaGfXqvevH

    Remember what they took from you

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, there's another reason
      Just make sure that *reason* has a soul

      No spoiler...Pinklala..I...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that wasn't me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh..ok
          In that case, carry on

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          better res version?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that wasn't me

        do you frickers ever leave your room

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    green mage will play like chemist. Mix herbs, arm canon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What loot did they add to maps?

      Wouldn't surprise me because of Ryne's escapades into Botany and didn't one of the Crystarium kids want to do something with plants in a post-ShB sidequest?

      >You don't get anything based on your patron deity
      This is such a missed opportunity, I don't fricking understand why they don't give you a title or fricking anything

      A single line of throwaway dialogue on a choice I made 10 years ago that I was waiting on the outcome of. At least I know that I fricked my patron deity in my past life and she is/was a figurative and literal hottie.

      When are people going to admit that the only reason everyone praises this game so highly is because they're too attached to their custom character?
      If the story of FF14 was turned into a normal videogame and not an MMO and had the Trailerguy as the MC it would not be nearly as loved.

      Can you even imagine having a character as barebones and lacking in any sort of development or characterisation in the position of protagonist?
      WoLs are just heroic automatons.
      That's why other characters always get the emotional focus.

      It's only weird if the only RPGs you play are J. WRPGs have had silent protagonists forever and since Mass Effect there have been only a small burst of outliers.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This girl no longer needs correction.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, enjoy your 10M gil in 1 year.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bought the sabotender and already sold it for 11M

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you are anything other than an Oschon-gay than you get cucked because all the other gods die except him

    God I wish I picked Oschon as my patron because then maybe I wouldn't feel so utterly fricking betrayed by the writing this patch. Did they seriously not think that 99% of the playerbase that chose every other other god besides Oschon might be pissed off to find their Patron-deity just fricking self-terminates at the end of this storyline?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      They fulfilled their purpose

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they didn't do anything.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          cutscene skipper
          post discarded

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No
        >They fulfilled their purpose
        How about I fufill these NUTS on your forehead?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that the exact mindset that the ancients had and was responsible for literally everything?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that's why they left, they're still ancients with their mindset.
          Shit that's also why they didn't take an active role in our development outside of fixing calamities.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh no, Hermes is portrayed as a villain anon and his reflections are completely insane

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't get anything based on your patron deity
      This is such a missed opportunity, I don't fricking understand why they don't give you a title or fricking anything

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got a single line of dialogue from Menphina during the optional "speak to the gods then progress by speaking to Deryk" sequence and saw a screenshot of Oschon acknowledging his patronage during one of the post-raid cutscenes. Do you really just get told to go frick yourself if you picked Llymlaen or Thaliak?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Byregot...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why was Byregot so ZESTY?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zesty how?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's kind of amazing to see ffxiv lore devolve into runescape 3 lore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah lol Hydaelyn made us
      >Deryk is Oschon
      >we're gonna sudoku now
      Every single piece of lore EW developed has irreparably soured my opinion of this game. This is the worst expac by an infinite expanse.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        still not done doing it for free?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doing what for free? Hating this dogshit expansion? Only slop eaters and trannies have enjoyed EW. Fricking trash. If it weren't for Nidhana and shameless OV fanservice, I would have finally unsubbed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            this post reeks of doing it for free
            just stop doing it for free

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How much does Square pay you? I wanna get paid to post too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He defends square for free

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He defends square for free

                it is your time
                just stop doing it for free

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trust the plan
        Retcon soon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw they even ruined Hildibrand with that Mandervillians bullshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ZODIARK TRANCE!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Endwalker was pretty bad. Whatsitsname hopefully leaves it all behind and never brings it up again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Entire lv. 90 MSQ is about confronting civilizations that committed collective suicide
      >But the guardians of Eorzea commiting suicide by WoL is fine
      This questline isn't even consistent with the themes of Endwalker MSQ. There was literally nothing on the line, unlike Hydaelyn that went all out as the final test before Endsinger.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw it more as the typical ancient way of looking at life as "Well I did my job time to return to the planet by offing myself" and Oschon was changed enough by his involvement with the life they protected that he moved past that attitude. Oschon is an Hermes that didn't become depressed.
        I dislike that no other deity decided to remain, they should have given a better reason such as "We are actively consuming more aether than we are worth, we should be going and our dissapearance will be a last act of love."

        It really undermines the theme of the benevolent deities that deeply love us that the rest of the alliance series was doing, it's like it's telling us that people like the former Fandaniel were justified in killing themselves.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"We are actively consuming more aether than we are worth, we should be going and our dissapearance will be a last act of love."
          They're doing that, minus the consuming aether bit.
          They're a massive frickton of aether and hopeful dynamis.
          The reason they're returning to the star is to die and setup the mechanism by which the hopes and prayers of man don't summon primals, but is channeled into the lifestream.

          Lifestream. Not aetherial sea, not the underworld, the lifestream.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Opo-opo > twitter bird, simple as

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is that they were constructs, they had lived for 12,000 years, their disappearance WAS an act of love and sacrifice (more life can be born EXPLICITLY because they're not using up prayers), and because they now know humanity are suitable stewards that can be completely trusted with the world. There's a reason Answers played during a part of it
          >To all of my children in whom Life flows abundant
          >To all of my children to whom Death hath passed his judgement
          >The soul yearns for honor, and the flesh the hereafter
          >Look to those who walked before to lead those who walk after

          It was less a case of society basically LowTierGod'ing them when they did their job and more
          >Holy frick it's been 12,000 years of this and we now know beyond a shadow of a doubt that mankind doesn't need us and are probably better off without us
          >Time to bow out and trust the star to them, like they deserve

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And now we'll die, to let all the aether we took to exist return to the natural cycle.
        >Ok well that's sad but I guess it does make sense, after all if your mere existence is a detriment then I gue-
        >Btw Oschon is just giving up the aether but is gonna continue living and travelling because he doesn't want to die.

        THEN WHY THE FRICK IS EVERYONE ELSE DYING TOO?!
        Frick, they really just went for cheap nonsensical tears with this one.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe after 12,000 years of nonstop duty they would feel the NEED to rest and rejoin their loved ones who got killed and/or sundered after a terrible calamity. Oschon was similar to Azem, too attached to the people and the world to fully let them go yet, so he had some reasons to remain for a few more years.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >THEN WHY THE FRICK IS EVERYONE ELSE DYING TOO?!
          Because they didn't travel around and change much.
          They're still ancients with the ancient mindset.
          Oschon got to wander and see the world, but unlike Emet he wasn't a nostalgiagay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 12 didn't kill themselves because they got too bored from a perfect existence you speed reader

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait can I get the rundown on this whole gods alliance raid? they're not gods?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're constructs (read primals) created from memories of existing ancients by Venat to watch over the Source. In the end they collected so much aether from prayers they decided to pour it all into the star, created a device that will relay energy from prayers to the star as well, and went into lifestream (read killed themselves). All except Oschon since he got too attached (to opo-opo, the star and (you)) and decided to live the rest of his days as a mortal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't wait to have to deal with another twink I don't like

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Spoiler
          I fricking called it as far back as 6.1, it should have been obvious for anyone paying attention during the first scenes with the gods and after what happened in 6.0. The ending of their arc feels like a complete asspull though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          and this happened before and we witness past events, or does it literally happen as we finish the raid, making us the reason why all gods are gone and people's prayers won't be listened ever again?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >does it literally happen as we finish the raid
            Yes. They are basically commiting suicide by WoL

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >collected so much aether from prayers
          Dynamis.
          Hopes and prayer shapes gods (and primals), aether gives them form.
          That's why Ishgarde doesn't summon Halone every Sunday.
          >went into the lifestream
          I'm genuinely curious why more people aren't latching onto that since the lifestream is only mention in the use of flow, rak'tika, and now.
          Ancients called the aetherial sea the underworld

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dynamis doesn't give you aether, it gives you dynamis. Limit Break isn't powered by aether, for example, but by dynamis. It's specifically stated that they accumulated aether from prayers.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say dynamis gives you aether.
              Dynamis shapes aether that is there.
              That's why you need a frick ton of crystals AND lots of prayer to summon a primal, and how the final days reshaped the less aether dense creations.
              >Limit Break isn't powered by aether, for example, but by dynamis
              Aether is released in vast quantities during combat. That's why they fought us to release that aether. Limit break uses that vast amount of drifting aether shaped by dynamis to unleash whatever effect you make of it.
              That's why it's a limit break, you're using far more aether than you alone can often use.
              >It's specifically stated that they accumulated aether from prayers.
              It's specifically stated that they gained power from prayers, not aether.
              Consider Thordan, he had the aether from the eye and a thousand years of prayer, and during the fight he takes in more aether from the warring triad.
              The prayer empowered him, he specifically says so, but it doesn't give him any aether.
              The twelve are creations, they don't need to leech aether to maintain their forms.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lifestream
            This is why i think we are getting a 7 stlyed story of a shard of advanced technology that is going to figure out how to use it for power.
            The usual Magic is outlawed but theres mega corps.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm genuinely curious why more people aren't latching onto that since the lifestream is only mention in the use of flow, rak'tika, and now.
            What? Lifestream is a synonym for the aetherial realm that originates from Miqo'te religion. It's used constantly throughout the game.

            >Your argument is that because every storyline in the past 13 years leads to Allagans and Ancients that the storyline should never connect to any other possible civilization across 12,000 years of world history.
            No it’s not, you are a disingenuous schizophrenic. Have a good day, be sure to take your meds.

            Let me copypaste what you wrote.
            >We are in direct contact with allagans and the ancients why are you mad the story doesn’t randomly pivot to unrelated things.
            That is what you wrote. That because the story only talks about Ancients and Allagans that it would be 'random' if it ever talked about anything else.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since fricking when does prayer create aether???? With the Primals they always needed aether already, you couldn't just use prayer alone.

          And why the frick do the Twelve even exist? Venat's whole thing is letting go of the dead and rejecting false gods and letting humanity find their own way, but after the sundering she suddenly 180*s on all that and recreates all her dead allies as gods to guide humanity? And then they basically never show up through the whole game anyway until they decide to kill themselves (something we spent the whole expansion ideologically opposed to but don't even raise an eyebrow at)bin order to pump more aether into the Lifestream, when the Lifestream is already unstable from all the aether Zodiark's death is pumping into it? But then one guy just lives anyway because I guess all the rest were created with strong Ancient sudoku energy despote Venat hating that idea, so now we have this guy around that could reasonably relay the entire world's entire history but he just walks into the sunset with his monkey?

          This was shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ZODIARK

            TRANCE

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the twelve exist as worship conduits and a planted religion for humans, as primals already summoned it renders humans unable to summon them in times of duress

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Twelve were a foolproof method of providing a greater power to appeal and pray to that wouldn't destroy the world or temper homies.

              But that didn't stop the 10,000 other times Primals have been created. Remember how Ramuh was good value Rhalgr?

              In fact aren't we forgetting that an Ascian actually tried to get the Ala Mhigan refugees to summon Rhalgr as a Primal? Why the frick would he do that if it was literally designed to be impossible? Did the Ascians even know the Twelve existed? If they ever knew why wouldn't they just manipulate society into different religions with their skinjumping butthole tactics, since the Twelve seem contractually obligated to not interfere and tons of human societies and basically all beastman races never worshipped them anyway?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing that happened before shb matters

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uuhh shbbab melty

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Did the Ascians even know the Twelve existed?
                Yes. Emet-Selch straight up says it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why did an Ascian try to get Rhalgr summoned?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lahabrea is a dementia addled moron. That's why

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's dumb. I don't want the story to get worse and the characters turn into bigger morons the more I think about it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                sylphs aren't summoning rhalgr, they're summoning ramuh, a separate entity inspired by rhalgr

                they could have tried to summon rhalgr but it wouldn't work, the ascians aren't omniscient and the twelve are moron secretive by design

                trying to nudge eorzea away from their predominant religion would probably not end well for the ascians

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rhalgr straight up says Ramuh is an approximation of him

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what, are you telling me every culture on Etheirys has the exact same image of Rhalgr in their heads?

                All the far east homies don't even worship the Twelve.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Far east homies don't summon kami to do their bidding either, that's pretty explicitly a western invention in the setting. Hell Susano is a "pure" primal years before summoning magic was even stated to be corrupt since he was brought in by his artifacts coming together and wasn't actually summoned by anyone.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Far east homies don't summon kami to do their bidding either,
                Why? Doesn't that mean the Twelve were unnecessary from the start? Glorious nippon culture is clearly superior to the Eorzean gaijin.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to nudge eorzea away from their predominant religion would probably not end well for the ascians
                Why? It should have been incredibly easy. Skinjack prominent religious figures, or start new cults. They've literally created entire civilizations before.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why?
                because it glows in the fricking dark and their thing is secrecy, subverting existing civilizations through any means that isn't raising up an empire to crush them isn't their forte. emet doesn't hang around in civilizations he starts, lahabrea prefers the direct approach when possible, elidibus eats his own poo, and smaller ascians wank about their golems being invincible

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because it glows in the fricking dark
                Everything they do glows in the dark, never stopped them before. Also Emet ruled Garlemald for like 80 years.

                Supplanting an existing religion should be an incredibly easy project given their abilities.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                clearly you're interested in talking about this and not giving your mission statement over and over

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I am. If I don't think you're giving a good argument I'm not obligated to agree with you. Are YOU interested in not just repeating the same logic and refusing to be open to opposing ideas?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And hold on, human Primal summoning magic was fricking created by the Ascians as offbrand creation magic anyway. Did Venat create the Twelve in response to that, or did she create them before? If the Twelve were stopping Primals of themselves from being created because of the one summon rule, why didn't the Ascians just remove that rule, since it's just an arbitrary condition that wasn't part of creation magic originally anyway???

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Twelve and the Watcher were created from the Souls of Venat's group.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't tell us when they were made.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                summoning and creation magic works differently when summoning the XIV rendition of an eidolon and i don't think they have to or even should explain it beyond their existing given "somehow the lifestream just knows which specific soulstuff in it makes up the core of a specific primal, and that soulstuff can't be in two places at once"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Twelve were a foolproof method of providing a greater power to appeal and pray to that wouldn't destroy the world or temper homies.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prayer diverts aether to the object of worship. This has always been the case.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the whole storyline was really good. Even outside of having Oschon as my patron.
      >gods always watched over the world and did their best for it
      >genuinely loved mankind and the world
      >were so moved by mankind's ability to protect their world from the end of days, they're able to trust mankind as full stewards
      >realize they're no longer needed
      >willingly relinquish their power to mankind so new life can be born and man can fully steer the world
      >Oschon, whose job was to walk among man as a god to let the others know what they needed, grew so attached to those he met that he didn't want to leave
      >so he gives up his divinity to live a full life as a man before joining his compatriots or 12000 years
      Honestly made me get a bit teary-eyed. It's kind of bittersweet and interesting to see the gods portrayed with simultaneously so much humanity and so much benevolence. It's really rare to see a pantheon that are so inarguably well-intentioned, so it made me really like all of them. Especially because I think they did a good job conveying their personalities and staying true to all of the established lore. It's definitely my favorite Alliance Raid series.
      Myths > Ivalice > Void > Crystal Tower > Nier (as somebody that loves both actual Nier games)

      My ONLY gripes are that I honestly feel like the Twelve were often neglected in the story beforehand (there wasn't enough stuff in-game dealing with them other than obscure side stuff in books or visual things), and I do think it kind of sucks that EVERYTHING goes back to the Ancients, including the Twelve. I guess there was no other way to do it after establishing the whole plot with the Ancients, which itself is great, but I do feel it kind of makes them less important if they're just some dudes made by Hydaelyn (even if she is technically the "creator" of the world).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a woman

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Are you a homosexual?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post-EW has fricking sucked.
      To be honest everything since the start of ShB has fricking sucked besides Werlyt and some parts of EW's MSQ.
      But the Alliance Raid is I think the most absolutely egregious part of it all, and has genuinely killed the remaining interest I have in XIV's writing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        6.0 was absurdly bad as well, let's not mince words.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There were good parts, but there were also incredibly bad parts too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting rid of the 12 and all other 1.0 writing baggage has been their plan for a long time I think, especially since most of the people and the original ideas for the setting are long gone.
        The problem is they’ve barely set anything up to replace all of the tied off plot threads, lore, and setting elements that they finished off in EW.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what DT is for.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure. But as of right now it feels bad.
            I will happily change my tune if DT “fixes” this.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sure. But as of right now it feels bad.
              Because as of right now, all they're doing is tying up loose ends and making the world we know get smaller in doing so, but you should let it end and see what comes up next before you decide if that's a bad thing for real or not. Mind you I still fricking hate they just offed the gods instead of at the very least letting them roam around like Alpha, understanding why they're doing it doesn't mean I have to agree with every single part of it.

              I mean look at it this way, we're seeing the most unexplored continent of all next, and there's four more shards each of them bigger than the First, and now also a whole universe of potential places to go to. Right now the plot and lore could be anything they come up with.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The problem is they’ve barely set anything up to replace all of the tied off plot threads, lore, and setting elements that they finished off in EW.
          That is probably what Dawntrail is, it's going to be an expansion about mainly world building most likely, like an ARR 2.
          The whole EW patch plot also seems like it's going to be a new beginning point for players, using Zero as an excuse to reintroduce the Scions and going through lots of places to have a general idea about what happened before so you can have a minimun amount of context.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Getting rid of the 12 and all other 1.0 writing baggage has been their plan for a long time I think
          Which is fricking stupid. Turning everything into "Lul it was akshully teh ancients" is fricking garbage writing. We know more about the fricking Ancients than we do about most of the post-Sundering civilizations. They've genuinely tried to strip all the mystery and mysticism out of the game in favor of absolute garbage.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            troony spotted

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Silence, ShadowBlack person.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tying everything back to muh ancient allagans or muh actual ancients has been pretty shitty, yeah.
            And if they keep doing it in DT, I’m gonna do a flip.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Lul it was akshully teh ancients" is fricking garbage writing.
            careful anon this is exactly how FF7 is written, it's either the planet, the cetra, or jenova

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes anon, and FF7's writing is garbage too outside of Cloud's twist in the original and Barret's backstory, both of which I expect to get fricked up in the remake.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              FF7 is a 30 hour game with a narrow focus, not an entire MMO world with many different storylines and countless fallen civilizations throughout history.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like there’s more narrative to uncover then, tell me about the specifics of the second eras.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly it. There should be a lot more going on than Ancients and Allagans. The only thing we maybe know about the Second Astral Era is Ivalice, and that's not even confirmed, it's just speculation based on some lore clues.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We are in direct contact with allagans and the ancients why are you mad the story doesn’t randomly pivot to unrelated things.

                Like imagine, in the context of EW, if myths of the realm ackshully uncovered the 12 were creations of the grand lala wizard Scrimbla Schala from the hidden kingdom of Zeal centuries past. Like what the frick Black person that would be moronic. You need prior buildup.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We are in direct contact with allagans and the ancients why are you mad the story doesn’t randomly pivot to unrelated things.
                Think about what you've just written here. Your argument is that because every storyline in the past 13 years leads to Allagans and Ancients that the storyline should never connect to any other possible civilization across 12,000 years of world history. When they first revealed that the Ascians had their own civilization before recorded history was that a random pivot? Of course not. How would it be a random fricking pivot if some side content was written to shed light on any other era of history?
                >You need prior buildup.
                So something like... making a piece of side content that connects to an era of history that isn't the Allagans or Ancients.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your argument is that because every storyline in the past 13 years leads to Allagans and Ancients that the storyline should never connect to any other possible civilization across 12,000 years of world history.
                No it’s not, you are a disingenuous schizophrenic. Have a good day, be sure to take your meds.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This schizo has been typing paragraphs about le demystification the atto second the patch dropped, easiest way to ignore a post

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1.0 writing baggage
          >baggage

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was. Yda's resistance background was one.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will defend this. For free.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, source? I wanna read the whole thing and just bask in the future landfill this game will become.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://na.finalfantasy.com/topics/266

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, source? I wanna read the whole thing and just bask in the future landfill this game will become.

      >so desperate he's replying to himself
      is this the limit of the doomies power?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        replying to yourself. for free

        Ywnbaw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek what a joke.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        replying to yourself. for free

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oschon is the canonical patron deity of the WoL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the traders make more sense because in the first one of the fairies can't decide whether to call you warrior of light or warrior of darkness

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hrothgays spent the last 2 years drawing their femroths as these big muscle furry girls
    >in-game model shows up and they're just miqo'te 2
    l o l
    l m a o

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one should be surprised

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hroths don't look like ronso though
        I'd play them if they did

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If XI got them they probably would've. XIV tends to go with the token versions of everything lately. I don't know why yoship is so allergic to adapting tropes to fit with xiv instead of just ctrl + v'ing things from other FF games not caring if they fit the style.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one should be surprised

      I've been calling them being Bless-like Highlander Miqo'te for years. Bestial furgay tears will be delicious.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one's going to play them anyways so who cares

        hroths don't look like ronso though
        I'd play them if they did

        they're clearly just the token "furry" race

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will. Have a couple fantasias from years ago saved specifically for this race option being added.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no ass
        Pfff AHAHAHAHAHAHA

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No race has ass in this game unless you equip Type B Leggings.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone has huge tit options though, I think its weird that the devs don't add an ass slider like they have for breasts, it could even pull double duty and give gays, women and trannies something to look at when they make male characters

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess having legwear adjust to different sizes would be too much effort.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source or information on how/what model to load? I want to compare size with other races so I know how much copium to huff

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody but idiots expected hulking bodybuilders. Even the OG Ronso women are basically just roegadyn/highlanders with fur, so them expecting hunchbacked giga-beats was fricking stupid. You know the people who wanted it - it's either people who coom to big lady (I'll respect that) or the kinds of people who want mannish looking women and womenish looking men.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm no furry but it fricking sucks that hroth are plagued by permanent scoliosis. Every pose they do where they straighten their fricking back makes them look ten times better. As they are, they look like shit to me. I hope the female ones at least have a fricking normal spine.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not the person you were responding to but i was hoping for tall, thin furry girls similar to the image of the queen we got in bozja

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We are most likely going to get that, or something approximating it. Assuming the placeholder isn't fricky the girl has a waist close to an au ra male's.

            I'm no furry but it fricking sucks that hroth are plagued by permanent scoliosis. Every pose they do where they straighten their fricking back makes them look ten times better. As they are, they look like shit to me. I hope the female ones at least have a fricking normal spine.

            Absolutely. It's stupid and devs should understand nobody (worth a damn) likes hunchbacks. They let orcs fix that and I doubt any orcs run around with the OG hunchback in any meaningful numbers.

            Yoshi said Guin was an inspiration, and let me tell you, hrothgar are not guin.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they allowed hroth to run around with a straight spine it would become too obvious that they are just male Roes with a new head, fur, claws and a handful of new animations

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of hope they look good so I can fantasia to one for a while, but I doubt I'd stick with them. The gear designers have an obsession with capes when half the players have tails resulting in tail clipping.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope that's the kind of armor looks we'll be getting in Tural because I've been wanting something that looks loosely like that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          troonyface

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry, I hadn't realized you are homosex. I have prepared some art that is more to your liking.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The clothing actually looks really good. The materials look realistic and the textures aren't jagged at all. I just hope the updated player models have good looking hands and feet because they look fricking horrendous right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >miqo'te 2
      is there a datamine or something? ive been dying to know if i should bother switching or not

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is there a datamine or something?
        There is no actual model to mine. It's a free standing pair of legs and nothing more.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao. i literally just got to the part in the MSQ after posting my message. i understand now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since they expected datamining they put just legs out but you can get a good inference from that. Probably will know before 6.55 from fanfests though

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My adventurer wife, Oschon, was very cute.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kate will be fine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >character that is meant to be insufferable and hyperbolizing her complaints
      >the only responses you have to her are "Will you shut the frick up if I make you a chair?" and reluctantly offering help
      Could have picked better examples.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgot to cancel pasture management
    IT'S SO OVER

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OH NO I FORGOT TO POOPSOCK ISLAND SANCTUARY

      the absolute state of you gays

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need to do it asap to leave it for good once I hit 20 and the progression of this slop stops.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play for feet and boots and high heel mods.

    inb4 findom homosexualry

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ai sloppa?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        boobafell
        wonder how other races would look but i only care for lalafell

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          can't be asked to prompt shit on that bing garbo. prompts fail like 90% of the time

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah bing is unreliable because of the insane censorship but it comes out with some good results from time to time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will there finally be huge tiddy lalas thanks the AI slop?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new commendation crystals will be used to buy old feast gear. Screencap this.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cucked yoshipiss was scared to add e-girl but didn't mind to add homosexuals.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no updated dalamud

    Wish XIVCombo was it's own thing as that and noclippy are what I miss the most.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >XIVCombo
      do xivtrannies really?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dalamud beta has been up for HOURS. A lot of addons (at least most of the ones I have) are still not working, but I think noclippy is working fine

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointed by the lack of bunny girls in this thread. Shit thread.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank frick Zero didn't end up joining the scions. I almost deleted my PLD gearset then and there.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Holy frick what a relief. I legit thought they have enough brainpower to force this shit into 7.0

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would it have killed them to give Golbez an Ardbert face since he clearly is the azem shard of the XIIIth?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're saving the reveal until we return to the Void in DT exploratory content and we'll get to fight the real Golbez when he's extracted from the Memoriate crystal by a bad guy and corrupted

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now that would be cool, I'd really enjoy Bozja XIII since clearly everything going on in the Matsuno stories has been dropped forever to the point of characters dying offscreen.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viera males are also frickable.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they going to use the joke models for the new relic step?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should add them permanently to the saucer at the same time as the Fall Guys collab, it would be crowded as frick in there

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a good guide for Zeromus? I want to try doing both this and the Unreal and see where it takes me.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are people going to admit that the only reason everyone praises this game so highly is because they're too attached to their custom character?
    If the story of FF14 was turned into a normal videogame and not an MMO and had the Trailerguy as the MC it would not be nearly as loved.

    Can you even imagine having a character as barebones and lacking in any sort of development or characterisation in the position of protagonist?
    WoLs are just heroic automatons.
    That's why other characters always get the emotional focus.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wol is just supposed to be a self insert not an actual character. People cope by saying that it gets better but your character is just a way for you to be immersed in the world and that's not a bad thing.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Zeromus for the first time
    >Fun ass fight, enjoyed it
    >Warrior MT couldn't stop talking and complaining about the music during the first phase
    >Called everyone else tasteless zoomers for liking it
    >Left saying that the only good music was the last part and that he was the only one with any taste there

    Which one of you was it because I haven't seen a biggest display of shit taste in a while

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was me, frick you and frick Soken. If I want EDM I will play a REAL game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd find it really funny if you were actually him because he was straight up writing like he was in these threads, I did it yesterday evening and on Light DC.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >EU
          Nvm it wasn't me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Darn, well you have a soulmate in Europe, now you know

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lunar Subterrane
    kino dungeon, one of the best ones this expansion. I think it's cool how they implemented the flashback as a dungeon instead of being just a cutscene.
    >Zeromus
    Cool music and the fight was ok, haven't done the extreme.
    >Thaliak
    El rotador 3.0. Funny mechanics, dies way too fast.
    >Llymlaen
    Probably my favorite fight of the raid, I really liked the obstacle course mechanic. She still dies a bit too fast.
    >Oschon
    At least this one takes more time. This one gave a lot of troubles to my alliance. Other than that, I can't say anything that grabbed my attention.
    >Eulogia
    Very disappointing, I like how it uses mechanics from the 12 previous bosses but the execution isn't good.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate the Azem crystal so much. It was cool the first time but it's totally lost all of its charm by now. We don't need to have an explanation for where our 7 other trial buddies come from every time, and if we have a consistent one we at least don't need to make a big deal of showing it every time. We will never have a threatening antagonist ever again because there's no reason we can't just instantly turn any conflict into an 8v1 and slap their shit in on the spot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow WoL is sure was lucky that there were 7 adventurers with the echo that were chilling and fishing in Azys Lla, a previously undiscovered floating island, just in time to help you deal with Thordan and the Knights of the Round I don't know what we would have done without them!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The other 7 players aren't there in the Thordan intro cinematic
        >Duty finder doesn't mention gathering other adventurers or the like to fight him
        Canonically the WoL fights him alone, the other players are there just for gameplay related reasons

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The WoL fights Thordan alone, that's why he's scared shitless of you at the end of the fight and asks you what you are. In hindsight, you could say that Haurchefant's death was the catalyst for a powerful surge of dynamis within the WoL (or if you don't want that, just think that the WoL was mad as frick and was able to kill all those primal-like knights without any problems)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thordan was a fricking old man that had no idea how to fight, as powered up as he was, he still was an upjumped clergyman with zero combat experience. Only the Heavensward were actually dangerous and being the combat autist that WoL was he probably figured how to kill half of them before even reaching Thordan. Considering that WoL makes a fricking hobby of killing primals, turning into a fricking primal was quite possibly the worst thing Thordan could have done, killing him was a victory lap for WoL, kek.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are lalagays so insufferable

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see a hroth player they look so fricking unfitting with the game. Not only does every other race look more or less human so they stand out a lot, but they also look borderline unfitting in their artstyle and design itself, like they came from a Disney movie instead. Every time I see one I feel some serious uncanny valley creepiness shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't help when 99% of Hroth players wear second life tier casual glam.
      When they're in normal armor they look fine.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WoL needed 23 other adventures to poke Cloud of Darkness in the eye and run
    >A c**t that was killed by 4 12 year olds
    WoL is the weakest FF protagonist.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having the ability to summon an army of meme potatoes, bikini catgirls, scaly edgelords and naked musclemen to fight for them whenever they want makes them the strongest regardless of their individual strength.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he summons a party of french catboys he's fricked.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes the dice just goes wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four twelve-year-olds with the power of the Crystals. Not some shitty mothercrystal aether bullshit, the genuine Pillars of Creation. Juan Fantasia is a WoL only in name.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the characters in FF are kinda ugly.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how azeyma lines has some weird implications
    Well, not that it matters since she's dead, lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giant redheads exist only to get cucked. Feo Ul is fricked.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshit Piss:
    >Killed FFXIV
    >Killed FFXVI
    >Killed Fall Guys
    What's next?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chaos.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >green mage
    >pictomancer
    >puppetmaster
    Who will win the magebowl?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point Green Mage has it in the bag. The clover earring leaves as little to debate as the glimpses we've seen of the Corsair AF in the first trailer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has to be a complete reimagining of the job though right? None of this shit is compatible with FFXIV. It will more likely be a druid/shaman type job.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It has to be a complete reimagining of the job though right?
          DRK, SGE

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Knight is pretty close to the original job identity

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you mean pvp drk right?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, same as they did with Sage. FFXIV has nothing to do with previous FF Sage except for the name.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not conclusive evidence

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >know Krile is changing jobs in DT
          >receives an earring shaped as a three-leaf clover in the penultimate patch before DT

          Keep huffing the "not conclusive" copium.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's only been what 3 games that Green Mage has been in and the only constant has been wearing green

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The clover motif was used again recently in the gacha.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see any clover there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Earring is a red herring that just relates to the story, not Krile's job. She already confirmed her actual job change right before this. It's puppetmaster.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Puppet might be a limited job. I can see it being either or since beastmaster would definitely be a limited job, but puppet can work as either.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Another limited job
          Unless they fix BLU and/or show that they have learned from their mistakes with the system in the past, it's just going to be another dud that will have a frickton of players at release but have no one interacting with it at all after the first few months, just like IS.

          The fact that they STILL haven't taken the free wins from allowing BLU to run around in DD content or even just allowing them to play the MSQ should tell everyone that they don't even wanna bother with the system anymore and would rather just have people forget that it exists entierly. The fact that they are trying to force more 2-min buff/debuff windows onto the job is also telling that they are thinking of maybe turning it into a normal job while just allowing the old spells to exists as cosmetic options for players to chase

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wouldn't be a limited job, since it would be one of the two new DT jobs.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It wouldn't be a limited job
              That would be even fricking worse since the devs don't want pet AI anywhere near normal jobs anymore. The quintessential pet job would be completely ruined by it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh this is why people are saying green mage? Because it's green?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          New forced meme like westwolves

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean we're going WEST so Westwolftards were actually right. Maybe there's something to green after all. Ninja Turtles are green too.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ninja Turtles are green too.
              Shell was one of the signature spells of Green Mage too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

                Prepull buffing everyone with Shell/Protect, here we go again.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In all its (limited) appearances in the franchise and tie-in content, Green Mage has had a three leaf clover motif.
          The speculation is that the earring is actually Krile's new job crystal.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is actually Krile's new job crystal.
            That is not what job crystals look like at all.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The speculation is that the earring is actually Krile's new job crystal.
            I don't think that's how job crystals work but I can definitely see people speculating that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summoner already fills puppetmaster role of a pet caster

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oracle
      I BELIEVE

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave one male god alive for gay/fujo shipper-gays
    >Don't leave at least one female god alive for the rest of us to ship our WOL with
    Now I will never be able to wife Menphina.

    I HATE FUJOS I HATE FUJOS I HATE FUJOS I HATE FUJOS I HATE FUJOS I HATE FUJOS I HATE FUJOS I HATE FUJOS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, those high poly feet with those low poly legs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azeyma straight up implies that she might've had something with the original azem, which would explain the name
      It's a travesty, they should have turned them all mortal, it would fit perfectly with EWs original themes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all should've just downgraded like Oschon did and became sidequests.
      >Will never get to walk around Ishgard or the Holy See with Halone
      homosexual devs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YWN have mortal sex with mortal Nophica
      🙁

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alisaie alphinaud youre fricking useless in garlemald heres our half assed way to get you out so you can go to the new world

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO what the frick .

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Endless humiliation

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bestiality

    [...]

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This a new upcoming mogstation outfit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That or Tataru's final quest outfit reward.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        last gift was a stupid frickign painting of lizards

        i doubt it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino if true

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they put that in the online store I'm going to be fricking livid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a gleamer (erenville or vald or whatever, they have like two erens, the black bunny one) outfit too. I suspect that one, the black bunny gleamer one, is going to be cash shop. The one you posted shouldn't be cash shop if they were fricking decent.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gleaner outfit is the final reward from the new Custom Deliveries.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute highlander

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too moronic to figure out how to enter dalamud beta key
    why am i like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried turning on your monitor?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's a monitor?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PEBKAC

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ryne drops her botany gathers job because she can still be an "oracle" again with gaia in the future despite both hydaelyn and zodiark leaving.

    what a cop out.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no crystal mommy no sub, bnuys can't compete

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tease characters for 10 years
    >turns out they are bros and first non-evil entities in the universe that are not WoL's close associates
    >have them off themselves as a slap to the face
    >except one fujobait because of course

    AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY WIFE HALONE

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the new CC map

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      next week

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the American servers
    >visit balmung
    >it's literally nothing but psychopaths screaming "PUNCH NAZIS", "trans rights", "if you like lalafell you're a pedophile since they're clearly children" followed by "looking for futa mommy to rape my femboy bunny + cum inflation"

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a fight against Llymlaen
    >"The Navigator"
    >God of the sea
    >Doesn't use starboard/larboard names for her attacks
    >"Left strait / Right strait" instead
    They had one fricking job.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half the community would go to their offices and set them on fire if they did that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't use starboard/larboard names for her attacks
      That's the English localisation team fricking it up again. She uses port/starboard in other languages.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even mainsub reddit is shitting on the new MSQ
    It's over

    https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/16z00u1/i_hope_whoever_wrote_the_6x_patches_is_not/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand why they "promoted" Ishikawa to supervising. She's still very young, it's not like she's going to die any time soon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's highly likely that she's working on another game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's very obviously working on FF XVII's preproduction.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Endwalker killed the game, and DT will bury it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dawntrail is going to be the Treaures of Aht Urghan of FFXIV, i don’t see it being anything other than unbridled kino that will save the game from dying and it will probably even get the bald man and his audience playing again

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Treaures of Aht Urghan of FFXIV
          What does this even mean?

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greenmage is a horrible choice
    Just make it geomancer, the four lords arc already established them as basically asian casters
    Fengshui people to death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      entire AST job quest already established them as basically eastern astrologians, so wouldn't work as cool as it would be
      just make it pictomancer, or honestly anything BUT green mage. SE is creatively bankrupt with classes and absolutely will make a green mage actually just a fricking druid which is the most boring shit imaginable

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Both Pandaemonium and the Twelve series have major character deaths at the end
    >MSQ meanwhile has zero deaths
    This has been a recurring pattern with side content having actual consequences and suffering for the characters involved whilst the MSQ is utterly teethless. Why is this the case?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the twelve series barely counts, everyone in Pande was long dead and couldn't be saved. Eric, Laha, Bussy, all dead. Eric's reflection doctor could have died, he didn't

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's side content and it's more convenient for them if they remove any new character they create so you don't have shit like characters who are closely related to 13th not appearing when the story is about that.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schizos already got to lvl 20 island
    >Two npcs visiting. It is Moenbryda's parents
    Of all people. What the actual frick Yoshida, who asked for this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That spoiler
      God that's such a forced fricking meme. She showed up for a patch. Nobody gives a shit about her except they give a shit about Urianger. She's literally getting more press time than Papalymo and Ysayle and Haurchefaunt at this point. Someone on the team has a serious donut-steel-love of Moebrynda, and if not for knowing there's no way some localization gajin has that kind of power I'd blame it on Kate

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moen would have been an obvious scion but they had to kill her off because she would have overshadowed the WoL

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up Urianger

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish they would use some of the MSQ NPCs for cute stuff like that for once. Y'shtola dating never ;_;

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Y'shtola dating never
        her sister is better

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, then you should be able to date her sister, or Yugiri or whoever. The game treating major plot NPCs as completely invisible outside of the MSQ is dumb.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when Urianger showed up for a seasonal event?
            Remember times like when Nanamo showed up for the PLD quests?
            Why won't they just do that more often? Hell it'd be a great way to let characters keep more relevance as the game goes on instead of having a million who just sit on their asses until the day they die.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              when did y'shtola get such a fat brapper?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do not be fooled by this game's flat af vanilla models that all characters must share, there is a canonical badonkadonk hiding in there.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              fat cat FRICKING ASS

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking AMAZING ass.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I post a screenshot of my character and ask for feedback on glam, will I get called an avatargay?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, post it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't anymore, too much pressure

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wants to play a dead game

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no lyrics on the final boss
      What were they thinking

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alliance Raid ranking based on story, my opinion is clearly superior to everyone else so it's the best ranking.
    Myths of the Realm > Shadows of Mhach > Crystal Tower > Return to Ivalice
    I skipped everything on Nier.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So London: Corsair full reveal, femHroth reveal.
    Tokyo: Green Mage full reveal, benchmark with character creation?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really hope the green mage reveal comes first so can be disappointed faster.
      Nature mage is so fricking gay, and that's undoubtedly how SE will theme it since they can't actually make Green Mage how it's supposed to be because that would add depth and complexity to the class, and SE is allergic to that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because that would add depth and complexity to the class, and SE is allergic to that.
        They are going to end up doing the same to Corsair and you fricking know it. At best they might turn GRM into the first actual support caster that isn't a healer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't mention Corsair mostly because I just don't really care about it. The aesthetic is okay if it's a pirate/cartographer sailor kinda vibe, but I can't see the playstyle appealing to me at all. Monk is the only interesting melee DPS imo.
          I love casters though and was really hoping for Pictomancer, since paint mages are super rare to see in vidya and often pretty cool, so I'm "losing" that to a stupid ass generic fricking druid.
          I would love it if it was a support DPS at least, but I think SE is afraid of making RDM players screech anymore then they already do.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SOLLY GAIJIN SCUMS, THIS EMOTE IS FOL GROLIOUS NIPPON PRAYERS ONRY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nails on lala
      This feels wrong

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correction BADLY needed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK AT HOW HIGH DEF THAT CHICKEN IS GOD DAMN IM SO HUNGRY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kfc bucket
      >h&m glam
      Final fantasy 14?

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoshi-P suggesting you play the Eden raids actually had a pay off instead of just a one off non voiced line mentioning Gaia/The Empty
    Thank you based Yoshi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >next time invite me
      Frick you Yoshi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voiced optional interaction if you finished Eden
      >Can actually mention Unukhalai and Cylva to Zero
      >Bespoke animation for shaking Zero's hand for Lalas

      Is this how it feels when the bare minimum is done? It feels real fricking good guys.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That handshake is the reason we got recolored Exarchic instead of a new set for the The Lunar Subterrane

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bespoke
        Goddamn you stupid Black folk really love to parrot whatever the latest marketing buzzwords the suits came up with don't you?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Want me to say fricking tailored instead? It's a word, just use it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn son why are you triggered like a Black person by a word? Would you have been happy if he had said "custom-made" or would you have screeched like a pig that he used stupid dum-dum words instead of something more simple like bespoke?

            anon learns bespoke is a word

            marketing buzzword
            frick off

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >trusts google implicitly
              ngmi

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correlation=/=Causation, disingenuous moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trusts google implicitly
                ngmi

                You dumb Black folk heard the word in a commercial this year and started using it thinking it made you sound cultured

                have a nice day sheep

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this mad over not understanding words.
                >calls everyone else Black folk
                WEW LAD

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn son why are you triggered like a Black person by a word? Would you have been happy if he had said "custom-made" or would you have screeched like a pig that he used stupid dum-dum words instead of something more simple like bespoke?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon learns bespoke is a word

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know a lot of people are going to bash you over your ignorance, but they need to understand that illiteracy is a very real problem across the globe, especially amongst the poor and minority communities. I want you to know that I stand with you and I hope for your eventual inclusion in intellectual spaces despite your limitations. God bless.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do alliance roulette for the first time this patch
    >instantly get crystal tower

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf you too?
      I was hoping for thaleia. Damn extended free trial.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no option to invite scions to your island while you wait for DT
    FARM LAVER WITH ME I'M NO LONGER ASKING

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No option to invite the Scions in between adventures
      >No option to invite the city leaders so they can take a break
      >No option to invite older companion npcs so we can catch up
      >No option to invite job npcs so we can train
      >No option to invite the gods there so they can at least chill for a bit before they decide if they're gonna off themselves or not

      Square, it's like you're TRYING to squander the island's potential.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nophica's beach episode never ever

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is combo plogon online yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could try getting decent at the game and not being reliant on a plogon, anon 🙂

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, more buttons on piano keyboard good
        Efficient design bad

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him. There are maybe 3 jobs in the entire game that have 'too many' buttons, and I strongly doubt you are playing any of them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            DRG, AST, PLD, SCH?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              AST, and SCH for sure. My third would probably be DRK, but Oblation is a necessary evil. I can see an argument for NIN or DRG but neither are jobs I'd call having 'too many' buttons.
              If you think DRG has too many buttons you need to rework your bindings; DRG's real issue is being so fricking busy during 2min because of holding spineshatter for burst and having Wyrmwind so it has a shitload of weaves to execute.
              PLD doesn't really have a 'too many buttons' issue because its additional buttons are mitigation tools that you're realistically not going to be pressing super often; you're most likely going to be hitting Passage and Divine on separate instances and if you're at all competent about rotating mit the fourth personal mit CD is just kind of useless outside of shit like DSR/TOP - where PLD is miserable anyways because your invuln is a 7 minute CD. I'd say tanks can't really discuss the button issue in any reasonable way because if you don't do ultimates as a tank you never really have to struggle with mitigation and managing the cooldowns. Even then its not till EW where you have to actually consider how to rotate your mit and when to use what where. EX is 1+25 for 90% of TBs, savage is 2+25 or invuln. TBs aren't frequent enough for you to need to be competent about rotating them. If anything, I think you could argue DRK has 'too many buttons' of the tanks, but Oblation cannot be attached to TBN for obvious reasons.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You use it to condense entire combos down into one button because you lack the ability to multitask and your ADHD brain can't handle pressing a few buttons in sequence.
            Why pretend like you're "just using it to remove redraw bro i swear"? Why lie?

            Yes, going 1-2-3 and then ctrl 1-2-3 changes everything and is a true skill. Please fricking reflect on moronation you spew out.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I actually didn't think it was tbh, but then I learned that there are people like you that cannot manage to do that and solve mechanics at the same time, so they have to get plogon to dumb it down to one button for them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooooo you cannot make UI better!!!!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooooo stop making fun of me!!!! It's just QoL it just makes the game UI better it's just improving the vanilla game I'm good shut up shut up shut up!!!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOO STOP PLAYING THE GAME OPTIMALLY, YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT LIKE SHIT ON PURPOSE LIKE ME

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOO I- IT'S JUST OPTIMAL IT'S NOT A CRUTCH I SIMPLY CHOOSE NOT TO PLAY ON PATCH DAY BECAUSE I LIKE TO GPOSE I DON'T NEED IT I SWEAR

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                who said anything about gpose you troon?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >better ui
                >playing optimally
                ?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You use it to condense entire combos down into one button because you lack the ability to multitask and your ADHD brain can't handle pressing a few buttons in sequence.
          Why pretend like you're "just using it to remove redraw bro i swear"? Why lie?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being this elitist over 1-2-3
          if you want to talk about skill go play an actual game that isn't a glorified simon says. You're like the tryhards that take Souls PvP way too fricking seriously when it's just a dumbed down fighting game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >responded to the wrong anon
            god fricking dammit

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catgirl named after a dessert or coffee/tea drink
    Why is this so common

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because catgirls cafes are a thing

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that Viera will forever be terminally associated with xiv instead of any of the actual ivalice games still rankles me on cold winter evenings. didn't you gays have fricking cat girls and dragon girls and shit, wasn't that enough? stop stealing good ideas from other games for your kingdom hearts fanfic tier shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooo you can't just bring back races from the series!!! they were SPECIAL and UNIQUE to that video game!!!!
      you sound like such a fricking dork, anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. For compensation they should put the concept art Au Ra in a numbered entry as a playable character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      au ra are lizard girls, and the creator of Ivalice himself wrote his own world into FFXIV, including things like the clockwork city of Goug and Rabanastre

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually insane how disgusting and loathsome the playerbase is, unironically asking people in shout chat to shit and piss on them, "troony rights" this, "troony power" that, homosexual pride and "femboy twink catboy looking to eat shit out of hrothgar daddy's butthole". But mention that lalafell are hot and watch all them them immediately explode into mad hysterics about imaginary and implied pedophilia and how deeply it the very thought offends them.
    I guess when your entire culture is built from filth, you're forever paranoid that the one thing you still haven't managed to make mainstream might be the one to bring the whole thing down.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you intentionally running into ERP freak venues because I never ran into this, most Ive seen is your typical homosexual shouting stuff like trans rights and nobody reacting but thats hardly exclusive to this game since its just everwhere these days since it's some gays' whole identities.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of a form of "keep telling yourself that". If he posts it enough times it'll come true. Only weird ERP adjacent thing I've ever seen or personally had in this game was a midlander asking me to rape her in Rhalgr's Reach during Stormblood. I told her I was saving myself for marriage to a lalafell and she went away.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only ERP related shit I’ve seen is unironically some malera sending me some gay flirt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual furries have always been hypocrites. They will ask for horse wieners, dog wieners etc and refer to them by certain names while they are up in arms and calling for the police if female genitalia is depicted. That only changed thanks to MLP, but only partly. They will still question someone who has too realistic art. They don't believe in equal degeneracy for everyone. Never have, never will.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those trannies and gays also dislike straight shota, one of the most normal fetish there is so you know they are evil people

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies and shotagays are equally disgusting and pathetic. Nice try though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't ask ntr gay

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Grasping at air
            Nice try though homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You always need someone more pathetic than you that you can punch no matter how much how weird or creepy you yourself are, and pedophilia is one of the last "safe" targets. For Ganker it's the exact same thing except with trannies.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I play this game? Will it make me coom?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure.
      It will make you coom more if you're a girl or gay though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like you wouldn't believe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHERE THE FRICK DO I HAVE TO GO TO MEET THESE LALAS??

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus fricking christ those things are horrendous looking
        I do not get the appeal of lalas

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I do not get the appeal of lalas
          Good.
          More for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Modded lalas freak me the frick out, but vanilla lalas are cute

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one's for you then

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I meant cute in a non-sexual way

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I didn't realize you are gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw can't get hard for non-pinklala lalas anymore

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one's for you then

        Here you go bro, nude mod applied therefore spoilered.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes as long as you get big tiddy lalafell mods

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV is mostly known for being the world's largest open-air insane asylum. most people who play FFXIV belong in padded jackets. if you try to e-date a girl who plays this godforsaken game... you can't be helped

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coom?
      yes
      >cry
      yes
      >kino
      yes
      >some pacing issue
      yes
      >good experience
      absolutely.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WoW Classic+

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we lasted 1 (one) day right after the patch and now these threads are full of lalafrickers again

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >burnt out on the game wasn't going to bother playing this patch
    >friend suggests fishing

    its so fricking tedious but somehow super addictive. i just sat at a hole for 15 minutes pressing hook again and didn't get a single ferocious bite but somehow i want to continue

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon xeno said you cant get burned out in this game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >xeno

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, didn't realize Xenos was based. I might start watching him now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was actually right. People get bored, but are too afraid to admit it, so they just say "burnt out" instead

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unsubbed in 6.1, is there anything worth coming back for yet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      6.1 was the best patch and it gradually became worse. 6.4 MSQ was insultingly bad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that all the 12 have been revealed, who's the sexiest?

      Clearly you're not a mount autist otherwise you would have been subbed for your PvP track, so if you don't care about that, I'm gonna say no. If you come back in January when we get the last of the story content, you'll have enough and then some to last you until the expac comes out.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nymeia

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Azeyma, and her clearly being ready to frick during her conversation isn’t coloring my opinion at all.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute, are you telling me this Patch was only the MSQ and the Alliance Raid and at the end of month the new variant criterion and then nothing until January that is only Hildi and a few quests more?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this your first update?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's my worst update for sure.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make every raid mandatory

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if yshtola wasnt a catgirl she would be the most hated character in the game
    she has been in the game for a decade with absolutely 0 character development, any kind of arc, and exists solely to provide plot device fixers and spout exposition

    name one aspect of yshtolas personality other than being knowledgable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She liked magical girls when she was little
      I agree with you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if krile wasnt a lalafell she would be the most hated character in the game
      she has been in the game for a decade, having more content that *any other character* including the entirety of Eureka with absolutely 0 character development, any kind of arc, and exists solely to provide plot device fixers and spout exposition

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krile isn't part of the main cast, and the scene where she talks to WoL before the Scions leave for Ultima Thule is a more personal scene than any Y'Shtola is involved in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s stern, caring, a strong leader, and unmoved even in the face of impossible odds. She breaks before she bends. The children of the night wouldn’t have survived without her leadership.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The children of the night wouldn’t have survived without her leadership
        [citation needed]
        They existed long before she arrived on the First, and we're only told she did stuff, but none of it is ever shown. Realistically she's the exact same character as in ARR, and the only real difference is that she's memed for getting bonked on the head with a book and doing a magical girl summoning.
        Alphinaud, Alisaie, Thancred and Estinien are all very different than when we first met them. Urianger is much the same, but he's a reserved guy who has shown more what he's really inside.

        She's really fricking boring

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and we're only told she did stuff, but none of it is ever shown.
          Do the Pixie quests and watch the ShB trailer. They literally did show every detail of it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, I won't do quests that kate ruined

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alisaie hasn't changed at all.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she doesnt ever lead, she leaves everything up to the wol or minfillia before that and just smugly spouts exposition.
        unmoved in the face of impossible odds is true of every single scion and main character in the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sassy, caring but takes absolutely no shit from anyone, martyr syndrome, slightly vain and prideful, likes food (not that you'd find out ingame when she gets eclipsed by G'raha and Zero in that department).

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green mage would imply we would have to deal with the elementals and the p*djals even more, frick that.
    Unless they do a surprise reveal of making p*djals a playable race

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Green mage would imply we would have to deal with the elementals and the p*djals

      Why? They could link it to something entirely different lorewise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're the resident druid race

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you equating Green Mage with Conjurer? We have no prior mention of Green Magic in FFXIV lore, it could be a South Island lalafell or New World or Meracydia thing for all we know.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          and?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with krile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Krile has ever taken a roegadyn wiener in both holes at the same time.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >four (4) years after release
    >still can't wear visible hats
    >mod made by one guy supports over 1500 hats and they all have practical ear hole
    I dare you to defend this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A subhuman race played exclusively by subhumans gets subhuman treatment.
      Seems like everything is working the way it should to me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay cultist.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that Endwalker is completely over I can easily say that it is the worst expansion the game has ever had. It is honestly extremely disappointing how horribly they handled the game.

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is something 12 did better years ago?
    Why are yoshitpiss fans so attached to this failure?

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll ask again why people think Y'shtola is an actual character!
    >Surely this time I'll get the response I actually want instead of the same one I got the previous 50 times.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He actually reached into his furry folder out of butthurt

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come home, white man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        11.0

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing that you know WoWgays will get excited about this guy. Spending 4 hours killing trash and horrible bosses just to get to see him get super saiyan beamed. Can't wait to see what they do with him next time!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        After EW, you have no business criticising WoWgays

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't he die already. like barely 5 years ago?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old gods fricking suck.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      California old gods. it's literally, is that a tentacle? AAAAAAAA I'm going insane.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old god corruption
      Sure is metzen in here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-BRO
      IT'S LIKE... THE OLD GODS AGAIN
      AND LIKE, THEY'RE CORRUPTED AGAIN
      REMEMBER WHEN THE GAME WAS GOOD?!
      PLEASE REMEMBER
      PLEASE
      PLEASE THINK IT'LL BE AS GOOD AGAIN
      PLEASE BRO PLEASE RESUB
      PLEASE GOD
      THEY HAVE MY WIFE AND KIDS PLEASE PAY US

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i will pay chris metzen yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember us... remember that we once metzened...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hrothgar
        >whm
        yep checks out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ex-Blizzard employee here.
      Iridikron and Xal’Atath will open the way for the void lords to consume Azeroth so most of the planet will be covered in void. (In the sense that some zones will be separated by void while other completely engulfed by it). It’s the best way we found to make a revamp without having to do everything at once. So we’ll start by having access to a few zone and we’ll expand with time. It’s done that way because we started all the zones from scratch. We realized very early that old zone are about 1/3 - 1/4 the size of modern ones and keeping them this size felt off.
      The focus is not ONLY on the void. The xpac takes place in Lordaeron and Quel’Thalas/Quel’Danas (Quel’Thalas is gorgeous). Scarlet are a problem. What’s left of the Scourge is a small problem. And having everyone stuck in this small zone is a problem because of resources. And of course void creatures.
      Lordaeron City is the main hub. Main cast is Thrall, Jaina, Velen, Calia, Lilian Voss with some familiar faces having smaller roles as well.

      Fun fact: We made the Vindicaar crash at the beginning to explain why we don’t use it to go to other zones. That’s also why Velen is there.
      The point is having more zones opening with time and finding out what happened there during that time. These zones will have their own issues as well so not everything is related to void. We didn’t want a Cata 2.0 in 10 years. There’s an in-game explanation as to why we can’t open portal to other zones. I think it was because of leylines corrupted by void or something, unless they changed it since I left.
      Also, Bronze dragons allow us to go back in time to the normal, now old, zones. Cause we still gotta have access to capital cities and stuff.
      All that to say that we’ve been working our ass off in the last couple of years making this. I see a lot of assets getting leaked and there are MUCH more. I hope you guys like it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Scarlet are a problem
        SOMEHOW, THE SCARLET CRUSADE RETURNED
        Also frick you stay out of Quel'Thalas.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can do it Zero, I believe in you.
    No you don't, you met her for like 30 minutes and she didn't do anything.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what is a green mage?
    Is he a nature healer mage or something? Never played tactics games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buffer/debuffer. Protect, Shell, Silence, Blind etc.
      Expect a full reimagining like Sage.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >silence, blind
        Unles they're ultimate spells with like five minute cooldowns that will be way too overpowered to have as spells.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          shadowbaby missed the arr potions

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            True.
            Too bad they stop doing anything to bosses after you leave arr and regular enemies in the overworld are so pathetic you don't ever have to use the potions on them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Expect a full reimagining like Sage.
        Oh boy, can't wait for it to be
        >Cast spells while gauge fills
        >Use gauge to cast bigger spells
        >Repeat for entire fight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shell, protect could work as cooldowns like magick barrier/shield samba.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No the colors never made any sense, they just called them by whatever attire they're wearing. Green Mage is a buff/debuff job as far I see but there's no chance of that being a thing in FFXIV.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a job dedicated exclusively to buffs/debuffs (see pic rel). How they could translate that into XIV is a complete mystery. It will most likely get the Sage treatment and be Green Mage only in name.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DALAMUD UPDATE WHEN
    PENUMBRA UPDATE WHEN
    GLAMOURER UPDATE WHEN

    I CAN'T PLAY THIS SHIT UNMODDED

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are not raiding plugins he's clamoring for.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i installed xivalexander like some anon said
      if you need more than that then kys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i installed xivalexander like some anon said
      if you need more than that then kys

      you didn't clear the raid

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the literal frick was that 24 man? It's like they just gave up or didn't have enough devs to work on it because of ff16 dlc. The final boss song wasn't even good compared to the first two.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed it would be us fighting all the twelve, but having it be a combination boss is pretty lame. Do something else for once, like have 3 targetable bosses on the arena and have them swap with bosses outside after they do a mechanic. Then you could focus on nuking one of the bosses that has annoying moves etc.

      Wait this is XIV they'd never do that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was great, what are you talking about? Only the story was disappointing. And the combined god should have been named Eorzea.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a full bunny
    cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros, it's over. I can't tell if this is just heavily modded XIV or not.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it could be.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it has better graphics and actual sex

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noice

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm all down for green mage if it's a dot job

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but they've been cutting DoTs out every where they could, so I really doubt a new DoT job is in their future plans. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they finally take the plunge and nuke BRD DoTs with Dawntrail.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they supposedly fixed the issue with debuffs on the enemy so HOPEFULLY
        HOPEFULLY
        dt brings back dots
        it'd be so much fun

        *filters pf*

        don't do hector strats

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if they added a DoT job and on the patch day you ran alliance raid roulette for the XP and you couldn't even use your abilities because your alliance had 15 dot jobs because everyone wants to level it and the boss only has 12 debuff slots or whatever dumb shit they have.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine if they added a DoT job and on the patch day you ran alliance raid roulette for the XP and you couldn't even use your abilities because your alliance had 15 dot jobs because everyone wants to level it and the boss only has 12 debuff slots or whatever dumb shit they have.
            That's exactly what happened with EW. Every Bozja FATE/CE had the boss saddled with three dozen instances of the RPR debuff and the SGE DoT.
            Although it is only a problem in content that goes beyond 24 man. In a 24 man, the current debuff slot limit is enough for everyone to get their debuffs off even if every single DPS in your party were a Bard.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't do hector strats
          I am so glad I was almost done with P12S reclears the week he shat out his "guide" for it. People started using the most moronic strats just because he talked about them.

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the same person that wrote 6.x will write DT and 7.x
    at least shartwalker had few moments in the msq, but DT will be a clean slate that this writer will meticulously smear with his own doodoo caca

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The person writing DT is the person who wrote Pandemonium and previously things like Bozja.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except that's not the case.

        how so

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          6.X was written by a team of newbie writers supervised by Ishikawa and Oda. It was a test for a new batch of writers. Hiroi (the DT writer) has only written Pandemonium this expansion.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            source?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Last liveletter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is false
                what anon said

                [...]
                I thought they said the next expansion is written by the newbies with them only supervising them.

                is correct

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Last liveletter.

            I thought they said the next expansion is written by the newbies with them only supervising them.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its the opposite
              I dont remember which stream it was on but i can guarantee that post patches are written by "kohai" under Ishikawa and Hiroi is full on Panda+lead writer for Dawntrail

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think we're agreeing, Ishikawa hasn't written the MSQ after 6.0 but I don't remember seeing them naming any names for 7.0 besides saying it's new people. So I don't know if you can say the same dude who wrote the patch quests will do 7.0, or that DT is gonna be by the guy who wrote Bozja or any of the speculation above in the quote chain.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They said that Hiroi will be a new lead writer for DT(basically Ishikawas role in shb) and showed us what he wrote for the game(Panda, supporting position for Bozja and Ivalice raids, bard and blm quests after 50-60 and something else)
                And on the same stream i think they said that Ishikawa is promoted to be a supervisor and she will watch a new team of writers developing 6.1-6.5

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except that's not the case.

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    (your) chosen deity should have been the one that stayed behind for you, but that would require way too much work for them.

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *filters pf*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure, I don't think it was that bad

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ryne explains to Zero how the Night's Blessed don't use real names because they believe your real name being exposed is a curse and it will become tainted by the light.
    >Literal first thing Runar says on meeting is your name.

    Well frick you too dude.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never gave them anything but your real name, to my memory

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the motherfricking Warrior of Darkness. The goddamn dude he was worshipping in that funeral scene. Even the Crystarium and Eulmore citiziens call me like that.
        What, does he think the night sky just randomly happened to return to all the world at the same time I arrived from another world by pure chance?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a title, not a stage name for the religion's purpose. As far as Runar knows you did give him a fake name, or he doesn't care and acknowledges you're an outsider who just won't, since he doesn't ram Dark worship down anyone's throats.

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's my plugins

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6.0
    >rally the alliance and non-tempered garleans to retake their home from a fandaniel possessed varis
    >fight unending waves of laboratory abominations (fandaniel is a master flesh crafter)
    >7.0
    >endwalker with total apocalypse
    >all side content buds come together to assist in the defense of their world
    Why not rewrite dynamis as a god particle instead of the space emotion magic? Hydalaens sundering fricked with the dynamis and caused it to split into the six elements we see today. Eithyris is stuck in its own pocket dimension.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dynamis is limit breaks as a plot element

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the pvp varient more. Adrenaline rush or whatever its called. No special magic, just your body overclocking itself.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          battle high
          also pvp still has limit breaks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know
            Hey nugay.

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the 'does it for free' Black person who revealed he doesn't even play the game is still shitting up threads
    You probably still think we're on 6.1 don't you buddy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the who
      what?
      anon you're babbling

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >random post from over a month ago you're still mad at
          lol

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the new PVP sets

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Lyse.
    She was a moron, but she was cute and happy.

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make playing healer fun, what do I do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't
      you accept that SE has made healers an optional job, only really needed when bad randoms are around.
      you instead hope that SE just removes healers as a whole because they clearly aren't going to make them mandatory or at least fun to play, so may as well delete them and redesign fights around not having them
      you then realize that neither of these will happen and healers will only get more boring to play
      🙂

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the gods dying is a frick you to all the forum morons who insist that the moment a character's storyline is complete they should get killed off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont get it
      They want characters they hate to die and characters they like to live thats why they want a "redemption" for ancients

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but without the ancient jerk off, I'm sick of them as well
        Kill Graha and Alisaie, do it now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      g'raha is still the most annoying character square has ever written, anon. i'm sorry but it's a fact.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's a nod to how the Ancients killed themselves when their work was finished. You are just obsessed.

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in femra supremacy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *pokes bellybutton*

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Razorfist thinks ARR and everything after is still like 1.0

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what in the frick is a razorfist?

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put my finger over the ears so she would look like a regular woman and suddenly found her attractive. The ears ruin Viera for me apparently.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally quit this stupid fricking slop
    >Feel genuine freedom and relief
    I am free.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      won't quit the threads tho. gave up smoking, won't give up chew

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a new IP

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grats

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    hot women boost sales in a market composed of 99% white/asian males

    next

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally all the Eorzean heads of state when WoL tells them he caused the Twelve to an hero

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why tell them?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the masses don't know then what was the point

        Humans would go on praying as usual, except now there's a chance they could actually summon a primal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they still dont know the twelve actually exist anyways, thats why the twelve is considered a myth

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, it straight up said those prayers go right to the Lifestream now... oh god they are gonna make accidentally create Sin

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We *are* going into the FFX expansion, so yup. Rev up those Jecht Shots, cause we're building Sin.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              WoL already did a Jecht Shot as well in the Hildy quest line

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              DON'T
              YOU
              GIVE UP ON IT

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                AN OTHER WORLD AWAITS YOU

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oh god they are gonna make accidentally create Sin
            Spira expansion
            Get ready
            >Blitzball is the melee job
            >the sword in the trailer is actually for the magic job
            >tropical setting

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Wakka gets shorter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because WoL is a moron who loves to talk about his adventures.. and he'd probably feel bad or some shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Twelve an hero
      >They get immediately resummoned by the combined faith of an entire country

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick did the twelve ever do anyway besides being Koji's go-to for funny ways to curse? The last time they were plot relevant was probably 1.0 and I didn't play that shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently they were the reason the world didn't go completely to shit after each calamity

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant for stuff outside this questline. They've been mostly used for fluff, and even that is mostly in the English localization.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is an alliance raid, stop overthinking it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you meant to reply to

              And hold on, human Primal summoning magic was fricking created by the Ascians as offbrand creation magic anyway. Did Venat create the Twelve in response to that, or did she create them before? If the Twelve were stopping Primals of themselves from being created because of the one summon rule, why didn't the Ascians just remove that rule, since it's just an arbitrary condition that wasn't part of creation magic originally anyway???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beasts can't have their gods
      >but we can

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if theres major gameplay changes coming 7.0 and you can actually reduce boss accuracy and increase ranged/physical vulnerability, and you can choose to increase dot potency or reduce mp cost for abilities of other jobs with green mage
    doesnt sound that hard to balance

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bring back accuracy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahaha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never happen
      XIV is on permanent cruise control, they will only be making it simpler from here on until we have XV's one button combat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol lmao
      They had a chance to go wild with gimmicks for BLU, and all it ended up being is a standard DPS that can moonlight as tank or healer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reduce boss accuracy
      So it does 10% less damage for 10 seconds.

      >increase ranged/physical vulnerability
      Also magical and it's 5% for 10 seconds.

      >you can choose to increase dot potency
      Ok this is too stupid to even try to brainstorm into current XIV.

      >reduce mp cost for abilities of other jobs
      This is just pointless since no jobs have problems with their MP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reduce boss accuracy
      So it does 10% less damage for 10 seconds.

      >increase ranged/physical vulnerability
      Also magical and it's 5% for 10 seconds.

      >you can choose to increase dot potency
      Ok this is too stupid to even try to brainstorm into current XIV.

      >reduce mp cost for abilities of other jobs
      This is just pointless since no jobs have problems with their MP.

      iterating again on this:

      GRN
      >you can constantly put up a debuff on the boss to increase melee damage or ranged damage, PLD is better with ranged and GNB is better melee etc etc
      >on a 120 cooldown you can choose to increase potency of dots of other people or you can just use some high potency skill, both share same cd
      > on a 60 cd you can refresh mp for everyone or reduce boss damage for 5 secs and 10s of less accuracy, both share same cd
      > on a 240 cd you can remove all range and positional requirements for all jobs and increase damage by 10%, or you can cast giga dot on the boss with 20% damage reduction. Both skills can only be activated after 240 seconds have passed in combat and both skills share a cd

      just setting myself for disappointment but hey its fun to speculate

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you would've liked Stormblood.

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant tell if i'm just burnt out or the last few patches have just been genuinely that bad
    the wrap up of the story was fricking atrocious, it was SO corny/cheesy and you could have predicted every single aspect of it several patches ago. Really fricking boring.
    the dungeon was ok aesthetically but a joke mechanically, and the trial just felt like reskinned Zodiark.
    i pray to god the alliance raid is at least somewhat adequate

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play a game meant for children and families
    >surprised that the themes and characters aren't anything deeper then Saturday morning cartoons
    >get actively upset about it

    You guys are doing this to yourselves, you're supposed to laugh at it while talking to your friends. Here's a free tip, if you can tell the writers don't really care about consistent tone and characterization in the very thing they're paid to write, then you shouldn't either.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y'SHTOLA'S CAT FRICKING CAT breasts
      ON MY FACE
      IN MY HANDS
      AROUND MY DICK

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to manually grind to 32k before the end of the day
    Bros I don't want to click shiny dots anymore...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you don't HAVE to do it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you have to do this why, exactly?

        Outfit... And starting the new custom workshop thing asap because the new mount is timegated...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you have to do this why, exactly?

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally one singular event in over a decade of story patches was somewhat unexpected (Haurchefants death)
    >is still the most talked about story moment to this date, 8 years later

    hmm i wonder if theres anything that could be drawn from this...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you're an MSQtroony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not my fault its mandatory for everything else that we sit through this fan fiction tier drivel

        I didn't understand it back then and I still don't understand it now why people pretended to care about his death. It's absolutely overblown.

        it is quite literally the only event that has happened in the MSQ at any point that could not have been deduced by a toddler several patches in advance. The MSQ has never had a shocking, surprising moment, a clever twist, or anything of the sort. Even the lore reveals in EW just made the overall worldbuilding objectively worse. Horrendous expansion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't understand it back then and I still don't understand it now why people pretended to care about his death. It's absolutely overblown.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only decent part of the whole story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you are American and think storytelling is only good when a character dies.
      Game of Thrones becoming a TV series was a mistake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game of Thrones
        The first franchise to kill characters, am I right fellow zoomer?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not american plus
          >GoT invented killing characters
          holy fricking zoomer

          The irony of these responses.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to the OF with your Barry tier argument

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im not american plus
        >GoT invented killing characters
        holy fricking zoomer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would ASoIaF be a better story if Ned had lived?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A story is as it was told. If Ned had lived, we'd have to rewrite a hell of a lot, so I can't answer that. I'm not GGRM.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rhalgr straight up says Ramuh is an approximation of him

      yeah and this doesn't mean, at all, that sylphs view rhalgr and ramuh as the same entity

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you cope with the game's death and everyone you knew quitting?

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that addon that the raid trannies use to see telegraphs for savage raids? I want to unsync E12S to get the caster top.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      these homosexuals really can't play on their own huh?

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