>open PS Vita
>look at notifications
>102 months ago
H-ha
>open PS Vita. >look at notifications. >102 months ago
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vita degenerates
>band-aid OVER nylons or high socks or whatever those are
I hate Japan.
i lost my notifications dating back to 2014 when i installed henkaku... i tihnk it was because i did the replace near with vitadeploy thing
🙁 but at least you still have the original system
I feel like I'm violating it when I install updates to games because they have been untouched for so long
What are you lads playing today?
I actually played my vita a couple of days ago and started up Killzone Mercenary. Fun game, horrible sub 20 fps.
I played it some time ago in multiplayer when the servers went down. Actually for the first time. There were a lot of people playing for this short amount of time.
It reminded me very fast that I don't actually like fps games though
20fps, what? It doesn't have frame drops like that.
bro...
Even without overlooking I didn't experience frame drops like that.
I don't know what to tell you as someone who owns the game physically and has tried it on a Vita OLED, Slim, and TV along with digital foundry footage
Same. Own all those. I don't trust DF at all after seeing that horse shit.
Mostly yes, unfortunately.
That game fucking hard crashed on the first level when I played it. None of the buttons worked, so I had to leave the system on overnight for its battery to drain.
I can forgive KZM running at like 10fps considering it's still the best looking handheld game I've ever seen.
>Bespoke 15FPS
It was better than Liberation, but never should've happened.
Dud, nuh uh. Played killzone since 2015 and was online all the time. Beat the campaign multiple times and seen let plays of it. No way that hit 16.
Unless my physical version is defective it runs exactly the same as the Digital Foundry videos.
Yeah na you're crazy
>hack vita
>get vitagrafix
>overclock the shit out of vita
>game now runs in the 35-50 territory
get your shit together.
>Needing to overclock for an acceptable framerate
(Literally) Dev Skill Issue.
i played about 20 frames of gal gun a week ago
Steins Gate
It was the last one I played so I'm doing it again
I've been using mine to emulate GB and GBC games. I'm sad that GBA doesn't perform too well, from what I read and the very little I've tried playing so far. Oh well.
>I'm sad that GBA doesn't perform too well
GBA emulators were better on the PSP, for whatever reason. use TempGBA to run the Golden Sun games perfectly, use gPSP Kai for everything else. works a treat.
Try gpSP on retroarch, with dynarec enabled.
yeah its still missing some audio, which i think is a constant issue between all vita GBA emulators playing golden sun. its not a performance issue with gpsp at least.
been playing a whole lotta pic rel in anticipation for BT4
gay shill, u got ur own threads
this is kinda the only reason I want a vita, but now seems useless cause I bought a steam deck recently
testing my Kenka Bancho 4 translation, although it's a bit tough to compile
Nights of Azure
Replaying Cold Steel 1
shakedown hawaii
I wish Vita3K worked 🙁 I want to play Soul Sacrifice on my Deck so badly!
I bought a vita used for like $50 8 or so years ago, then threw up on it within a month
>8 or so years ago
grim how fast time flies
It is, I believe I had just finished my first year of college, and it'll just go by faster
Why was Freedom Wars so kino
Is it fun solo? I still have a sealed copy...
Yeah it's still fun, you can make your own waifu companion and also bring in AI teammates to help. Really just enjoy the Spider-man mobility system
Thanks, mate. Will try it out another day
how good is it playing solo?
i didn't have time for games back when my friends were all over it
Waiting on a part in the mail to replace a part that broke. Should have just bought a new one instead of waiting for this chink shit to make it out of customs.
>wanted to buy a Vita to hack
>need big card to avoid constant swapping
>most Vita batteries are dead or dying
>over 100€ for one in decent condition
>need to find an OLED model since the slim models are all breaking now
Vita... means life.
>>need big card to avoid constant swapping
>doesnt know about SD2Vita
you arent a match chief.
I know about SD2Vita.
Try finding one today.
True. My handheld batteries are dying with the exception of my Pink DS Lite. That one goes on forever still.
>try finding one today
Really bro?
Just found it on Amazon. $7.
>giving bezos money
No thanks, I'm good.
>get proven wrong
>doubles down on being a fucking retard
you definitely arent a match chief. vita is beyond your reach.
>Can't spend $7 to Bezos because of MORALS
>Bitches about needing to find a card for piracy
have a nice day.
>I know about SD2Vita.
>Try finding one today.
https://www.amazon.com/Funturbo-Ultimate-Version-SD2Vita-Adapter/dp/B07F63FPT3
literally 7 dollars
literally on prime
literally what im using
literally could have it by tomorrow
I hope my 3DS XL I have never dies. Gameboy has Gameboy Player but DS is just shit out of luck.
Batteries are one thing. Buttons are another. The OLED screen is a third. A dualshock 4 made in the hundreds of millions and an OLED TV offset both without any compromises.
>had all those issues with the PSP 3000
>go for a PSTV instead
Handhelds without docks are timebombs.
Did you know that you can use Gyro when remote playing ps4 games with the ps vita? I tried it in fortnite and it works great
To people really do that? Go on the internet to tell lies?
Are the multiplayer games all dead?
bitches leave
Used to play my vita all the time before I got a Deck
I would play a deck over a Vita but I just can't afford it
I want one so bad, but I can't justify spending that much on yet another gaming device.
Yea, the Deck looks great
Deckfags are the vegans of videogames. As soon as they enter a room they feel a neurological urge to tell everyone they have a Deck
...well... when you got a big 'eck... ya flaunt it
Whats a good price for a Vita nowadays? I never owned one, but I hear the homebrew scene is pretty kino. I loved the PSP. How's emulation on it?
80 for an ordinary vita phat or slim
Phat is sturdier with a better screen but worse battery life
Slim is fully plastic but lighter and lasts about 1/3 longer
if you can get one under 200 bucks go for it.
maybe buy one thats a little haggard, you can buy a new faceplate (which the screen is a part of) on aliexpress, 22 bucks and they appear to be real, im using one currently. emulation is solid, and it makes a good gamestream machine if you have an nvidia card.
>How's emulation on it?
Everything prior to 5th gen works perfectly. The N64 and somehow the Dreamcast work but have a lot of issues. PS1 and PSP games have hardware backwards compatibility.
I sold my vita for 130 bucks and bought some weed and fucked a prostitute. I got way more mileage out of that than the piece of shit vita.
You did none of that and never had a Vita.
But thanks for the bump
cope and seethe. the vita is TRASH. You're now breathing manually.
>drug user
Opinion rejected
Same and its also a bit unfriendly since you have to pay more for a good screen
>since you have to pay more for a good screen
I've seen it said that the matte screen isn't worth paying for, and may actually be worse. I would personally go for the mid tier. You could just put your own screen protector on, and they make matte ones.
I just don't think it should be pick and mix but I suppose it isn't for me
>hates vita
>has to pay for sex
so this is the power of vita haters...
You pay them to go away, you know.
I've actually fucked prostitutes and most time they'll give you for 100-30 range is 15 mins plenty of good games on vita you could have enjoyed for much longer
Vita lasts you forever. Weed and whore lasted an hour at max
>no freedom wars sequel ever
>no soul sacrifice sequel ever
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
I played Minecraft and it was fine but kept doing hiccups every 10 minutes or so
Is that normal for the game on Vita?
Mine is modded if there's any way to fix it through that.
sounds normal to me, the early console versions of minecraft were always crap.
Its still okay just slightly annoying
It is 12 years old now and recieved it's last support 3 years ago from Sony
>killzone mercenary server is down
>freedom wars server is down
>Mortal Kombat 9 servers are down
>Borderlands 2 is online is a ghost town
It hurts so much.
>Borderlands 2 Vita
How could you stomach that... I bought it and and never ended up playing more than an hour because of the framerate
I even bought the Switch version and that's trash in another way because of input lag. It took until the Steam Deck for me to finally have a good portable version of it
Why the fuck did you buy Borderlands 2 thrice? Why did you buy Memelands 2 even once?
They're fun games if you want to just shoot things and find bigger guns and see numbers go up. Also some hot women
They had a number of updates that got it running well enough. Not as good as killzone, but playable.
Not to mention the new two factor authentication hurdle. I can get online, but it's a hassle. Got to check if Helldivers works.
>try 2010 SNES emulator on retroarch
>crashes every time I load a save
>try 2005 one
>works perfectly
It makes me think why they ever included it at all
easy to achieve. and this is the LOW end when you have the vita oclocked
How much should I sell my vita for? I know I'm never gonna use it again.
Whatever you want
But expect 80-100
That seems reasonable, though maybe I should hold off on it in case the price goes up.
It is, but I have so many games and so little time that I'll never play it again. I've not played it in a few years now.
It's comfy. Why would you sell comfy?
Heartbreaking that if Vanillaware were just half a year faster we'd have 13 Sentinels on the Vita.
I wish my OLED's battery didn't last only an hour at most nowadays. The Slim is lighter but less comfortable to hold. I got a Steam Deck but sometimes I want to go back and play my Vita library, I got a shitton of games back in the day
RIP Soul Sacrifice, bros, I can't take it anymore...
Whats the best version the Oled or the other one?
Depends whether you value better colors or longer battery life more. I lean towards battery life but some games look phenomenal on OLED.
Can you easily swap out the batterie's of the vita?
really easy. back plate comes off really easily and then the battery is right, accessible. vita is easy to work on in general, really.
the slim is going to be easier to work on and find parts for.
What were the first Vita games you lads bought? I got Persona 4 Golden and Gravity Rush back in 2014
Borderlands 2, The Racoon one and Uncharted
All excellent games
Gravity Rush was included digital with my system but I bought a physical copy anyway because I didn't want to use up memory card space on something with a physical version.
Ninja Gaiden 2.
Wipeout 2048 and Touch My Katamari.
i bought P4G a few weeks before i got my vita. looked at the cartridge and back cover a lot. conceptualizing it.
Bought the borderlands 2 bundle but my copy of p4g arrived before the vita. Borderlands 2 port was so dogshit. That along with Portal 2 on pc are the only games to ever give me motion sickness.
I haven't bought a single Vita game. I need the cart slot for vita2sd.
I had an original oled vita that was barely ever used that I sold for $250 earlier in the year.
did I mistake?
I got mine some weeks ago, a Japanese one. Perfect condition, nice battery life still left on it.
Threw a bunch on psq, psp and vita stuff on it. Currently playing Sly 2, and sometimes trying pic rel.
Damn bitch why you trying to hide that fat thumb?
In what universe is this a fat thumb you moron?
Fat enough to stick up your own gaped ass gay.
I think there's a market for a new PS handheld
Probably not. Sony has been porting all of their games to PC and embracing the Steam Deck in a way anyway
So it can get completely obliterated by nintendo again? Nah, I don't think so
it doesn't matter sony don't want to make a new one
maybe if VR2 flop really bad
I agree. Portable PS4/5 that's smaller than the Switch, Switch Lite & Deck would be kino.
>Open Gaystation Veeter
>Dungeon Hunter Alliance save data corrupted
>Can't re-download purchased games due to an error
Hey alright
They fixed issue yesterday anon.
chud device
Use RetroArch for PS1 games.
Use sharp bilinear in RetroArch for great fullscreen scaling.
Use IMCUnlock to get an internal MC on your 1000.
Use PSVShell Plus to downclock and stop Adrenaline (and RetroArch) from raping your battery.
Kat's butt will never return 🙁
I'm pretty sure my Vita games collection is worth at least over $1000 now. I'm never selling bros
>worth at least over $1000
To who?
some stupid collector I guess based off values online
>Vita store outlives the 3DS'
VITA
MEANS
LIFE
My battery is dead and the skin i put on it covers the screw holes. Dont worry ill figure out how to cut out a perfect circle so it wont ruin my skin. Now i need a reliable battery replacement and those trannies on vitagen are absolutely useless. Whos got a battery replacement point me to a link.
I kinda miss playing Destiny of Spirits on the vita. I'm not really into gacha but I really enjoyed that one.
I just remember vitagen always posting about it and I downloaded it and never played it until the service ended
I've got a Vita slim, is it really easy enough to hack where all you have to do is use the web browser nowadays?
More or less, yes
Vita means ____
uohhhhh
"Life."
Ironic.