As a TF2god, please stop comparing the two games.
Even a positive comparison for TF2 will make people think that both games are very similiar, which can lead to TF2 players getting irritated by the fact that the games are in fact, not.
Bring back two tanks and completely nerf or remove the support role. The biggest shitters in this game are support players, yet they're the majority and they have support from the devs so they feel like they can do no wrong. If everyone has a passive heal and it's just tanks vs dps it would be much more fun
Have Blizzard pivot from Overwatch gaming content entirely and start making H-Games using all the girls they’ve made up until now. Market to coomers and mark up the prices by 150%.
Have legit pornstars perform in mo-cap and have Blizzard artists on pornography for the rest of their lives.
i was so close to getting into OW (even as a massive tf2 fag) just for the PVE, but they had g fuck it up, fuck activision blizzard, i hope MS runs them into the ground.
This. Overwatch was only ever good when dive was "the" strategy. I also thing the constant forcing of esports bullshit ruined the fun, too. Random gays started taking their rank way too seriously and there was a point where I was hard-pressed to even have fun. Quickplay was way too relaxed and had people barely awake playing, and competitive was like you were playing for money. >"Noooo you can't play as whatever you want in a game you paid for! You have to do what I say or else I'll purposefully lose this game which makes no sense because I'm bitching about not winning in the first place! You have to listen yo me!"
Make your own overwatch inspired game
Start it as PvE worry about PvP when you have the budget for servers and admins
And for the love of gaming make the console release support couch co-op
Okay fellas, it's clear that blizzard has no morals whatsoever. They rape women, they are in cahoots with the chinese, they will do any sneaky and messed up deed as long as it gets them money.
So, I ask: Why not just create and endorse overwatch pornography?
Imagine the absolute fucking bales, MOUNTAINS of cash they could rake in if they used even 5% of their overwatch budget to create high quality erotic cinematics. You might as well cancel the game, take the servers offline, no one would give a shit as long as they had a genuine, blizzard-mark-of-quality widowmaker ass (or S76 cock, respectively) filling up their screen.
Come on blizzard, let's stop pretending. We all know you're absolute fucking bastards, no need to peddle to the little kids anymore. If you're as greedy as you seem, you will make the right decision, and give your audience something that they will pay any amount of money for.
if the "single player campaign" had been a high-budget AAA H-Game, not only would it already have been released, but it would be saving Blizz's tarnished reputation
im still playing paladins and gigantic, nothing makes me angrier than seeing overwatch shitters bitch and whine about their """dead game""" while it has more players than mine ever will, less bugs than mine ever will, more support than mine ever will, and will last many years longer than my games ever will. the only time overwatch has been a fun game was pre Ana release and pre OWL retardation.
Alright slim. Here's what you do.
The diversity calculator or whatever the fuck Blizzard uses? Throw it out the window. No more diversity for the sake of diversity. We focus on tits and ass. All the time.Overwatch porn is carrying the franchise right now so let's give them more material to work with.
PVE is dead. I don't know how incompentent the team was working on it but it's fucked. Instead we'l focus on grinding "dating locations" in the PVP. Want to see Pharah close-up in a bikini? Take her out to the hot springs. Extremely skimpy outfits are of course exclusive to the battlepass. It wouldn't even be that time consuming. Your PoV would be of Pharah's chest just above the bubbling water, very close up because you, the player, are sitting close to her. And it will be animated into a loop so you can see her chest move up and down as she breathes.
Further down the line we'll introduce impregnation features.
>announce ow3 >detail mmo and survival building with living environment etc >scrap ow2 and make the payment model even more garden gnome >make a bunch of stupid skins and crap >cut out a few features from ow'2' >release ow3 without anything new other than skins and maybe a map >after sometime cancel mmo aspects/new features etc >plan for ow4
you can hire me at any time blizz
you dont
play TF2 instead. its the most fun you can have online
As a TF2god, please stop comparing the two games.
Even a positive comparison for TF2 will make people think that both games are very similiar, which can lead to TF2 players getting irritated by the fact that the games are in fact, not.
>play TF2
TF2fags are getting desperate I see
>play TF2
Literally has more trannies and autists than OW
>MS buys Blizzard
>Steam release
>server browser
>mod tools
>nude mods
release
>>nude mods
This would literally print billions
Or better yet, just use the game engine, assets, etc. and make an official erotic game and sell it on Steam.
It would print literal bazillions.
Hire blender artists. Their goals, experience and expertise outshine the current Niggzard devs by a huge margin
>embedding such boring pics
Why even bother?
Do better ones yourself, then
Or you expected it to be blacked and chud trash like everything else?
Save Overwatch? WHAT'S THE POINT?!
they just did by downscaling the garbage pve mode. But imo, adding few talents for every hero to keep game getting stale all the fucking time.
Bring back two tanks and completely nerf or remove the support role. The biggest shitters in this game are support players, yet they're the majority and they have support from the devs so they feel like they can do no wrong. If everyone has a passive heal and it's just tanks vs dps it would be much more fun
Have Blizzard pivot from Overwatch gaming content entirely and start making H-Games using all the girls they’ve made up until now. Market to coomers and mark up the prices by 150%.
Have legit pornstars perform in mo-cap and have Blizzard artists on pornography for the rest of their lives.
i was so close to getting into OW (even as a massive tf2 fag) just for the PVE, but they had g fuck it up, fuck activision blizzard, i hope MS runs them into the ground.
It's not a "brand" worth saving.
This. Overwatch was only ever good when dive was "the" strategy. I also thing the constant forcing of esports bullshit ruined the fun, too. Random gays started taking their rank way too seriously and there was a point where I was hard-pressed to even have fun. Quickplay was way too relaxed and had people barely awake playing, and competitive was like you were playing for money.
>"Noooo you can't play as whatever you want in a game you paid for! You have to do what I say or else I'll purposefully lose this game which makes no sense because I'm bitching about not winning in the first place! You have to listen yo me!"
roll it back to ow1
Make your own overwatch inspired game
Start it as PvE worry about PvP when you have the budget for servers and admins
And for the love of gaming make the console release support couch co-op
That's not my job. It's blizzard's.
>hairy
Nice
turn it into a whg
Fewer fags, trannies and heckin' Blacks.
More hot chicks, cool guys and fun gameplay.
Verification not required.
Okay fellas, it's clear that blizzard has no morals whatsoever. They rape women, they are in cahoots with the chinese, they will do any sneaky and messed up deed as long as it gets them money.
So, I ask: Why not just create and endorse overwatch pornography?
Imagine the absolute fucking bales, MOUNTAINS of cash they could rake in if they used even 5% of their overwatch budget to create high quality erotic cinematics. You might as well cancel the game, take the servers offline, no one would give a shit as long as they had a genuine, blizzard-mark-of-quality widowmaker ass (or S76 cock, respectively) filling up their screen.
Come on blizzard, let's stop pretending. We all know you're absolute fucking bastards, no need to peddle to the little kids anymore. If you're as greedy as you seem, you will make the right decision, and give your audience something that they will pay any amount of money for.
This. And they could even turn that into a gacha game and make billions. Who's not going to roll for Mercy's fertile and sluttier mother or sister?
Ashe is the only good overwatch girl
if the "single player campaign" had been a high-budget AAA H-Game, not only would it already have been released, but it would be saving Blizz's tarnished reputation
Time for overwatch 3
Revert the game to how it was about 1 year after the release and never listen to compfags, they are the blight of every multiplayer game.
Make it coomer gachashit that caters to both men and women coomer.
im still playing paladins and gigantic, nothing makes me angrier than seeing overwatch shitters bitch and whine about their """dead game""" while it has more players than mine ever will, less bugs than mine ever will, more support than mine ever will, and will last many years longer than my games ever will. the only time overwatch has been a fun game was pre Ana release and pre OWL retardation.
revert it to before ana
i think new season with another battle pass and more cosmetics will do it
Alright slim. Here's what you do.
The diversity calculator or whatever the fuck Blizzard uses? Throw it out the window. No more diversity for the sake of diversity. We focus on tits and ass. All the time.Overwatch porn is carrying the franchise right now so let's give them more material to work with.
PVE is dead. I don't know how incompentent the team was working on it but it's fucked. Instead we'l focus on grinding "dating locations" in the PVP. Want to see Pharah close-up in a bikini? Take her out to the hot springs. Extremely skimpy outfits are of course exclusive to the battlepass. It wouldn't even be that time consuming. Your PoV would be of Pharah's chest just above the bubbling water, very close up because you, the player, are sitting close to her. And it will be animated into a loop so you can see her chest move up and down as she breathes.
Further down the line we'll introduce impregnation features.
This. Just turn the entire game into that Dead or Alive series
the answer to these type of questions is always:
>fire all the women
By increasing the size of Junkerqueen's futa bulge
>announce ow3
>detail mmo and survival building with living environment etc
>scrap ow2 and make the payment model even more garden gnome
>make a bunch of stupid skins and crap
>cut out a few features from ow'2'
>release ow3 without anything new other than skins and maybe a map
>after sometime cancel mmo aspects/new features etc
>plan for ow4
you can hire me at any time blizz