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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get triggered all you want, literally everyone went on about pokemon with guns and everyone I've seen play has made a fricking unfunny goblin looking thing so they were right

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm guessing you spamming homosexuals were also apart of the Hogwarts flooding last year. And no one talks about that shitheap anymore so thanks for making it obvious that you don't play the games you shill, "palbro"

    • 3 months ago
      shittemgottem

      Must be hard losing all the time

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the lies?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans like shooting things
    >Americans like making ugly characters
    Unironically both true. Meet my Elden Ring character, Ben Shapiro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice what's your stream? link it please

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I briefly tried out black desert online I made an elderly wizard named Shekellister. Spent a long time getting his custom hands clasped pose right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 in Israel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and it actually worked
      Talk about being americans being BTFO

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the game actually good? Any bugs, and overtly long tutorials? Any sudden crashes?
    Since all I've been reading are some people being mad at it for whatever reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no real tutorial, just a difficulty spike once you get past the first few objectives. You'll make quite some mistakes with your first base especially since it didn't have a tutorial. Hadn't had a crash yet.
      But pathfinding of pals in your base is very glitchy and wonky. Pals tend to get stuck like crazy if you built your base on cramped terrain but it can be avoided by picking very flat terrain for your base and making sure you don't place the beds and storage chests too close to a wall. Oh and it would be best if you didn't give your large pals a reason to go up stairs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nipjank, like it or hate it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >any bugs
      Nothing major as far as I could tell for now, but minor things like climbing being weird and janky, your pokemon or enemies sometimes glitching out so they stop doing anything, stuff like that which can be fixed with some simple actions but it's annoying enough to notice
      >overtly long tutorials
      The tutorial consists of a few lines of texts at the top right giving you some pointers on what to do. You can ignore it completely and do whatever, nothing seems to be locked behind it
      >Any sudden crashes?
      Didn't have any crashes yet, and that's with the game giving me a popup whenever I start it to warn me about my GPU driver having known issues with the game and to downgrade to an older version.

      >is the game actually good
      It's fun, good gameplay loop with a lot of rough edges around it. But good enough to pirate it, it's just 16 GB.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pathfinding seems to be pretty shit. Enemies can get stuck on walls and your Pokepals have a hard time navigating through buildings with elevation change. You need really tall ceilings and giant doors to not have issues.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So is the game actually good
      It's pretty meh, it's less a monster tamer and more a survival sim. Also Pals have wonky physics when you pick them up and they can fly into the air endlessly if you're not careful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fricking ark clone, early access unreal engine asset flip. It's nothing that hasn't been done 100 times over, but with knock off Pokemon

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't help but cheer them on, i really love it when amateurs succeed. reminds me of newgrounds

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americans
    the irony about this is that most of the playerbase are asians

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asians love their American stereotype, it's much more fun than actual Americans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most of the playerbase are asians
      They posted the sales breakdown on Twitter.

      55% of the game's sales are from NA. 20% is China is the rest is distributed around the west of the world. Japan is only 2-3%.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sales
        You mean steam reviews?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the irony about this is that most of the playerbase are asians

      >英語(米加英)が55%、簡体字(中国)が23%と、その2つでほぼ8割。日本語は2.6%。米中でのヒットが成功の大きな要因であるのは間違いなさそう。

      NA 55%
      China 23%
      Japan 2.6%

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asian born americans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone who developed or played Palworld has to take a DNA test to prove their purity
          you are actually mentally impaired

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >簡体字(中国)が23%
        -100000000 Chinese social score

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we added body types because reasons
    Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AMERICA FRICK YEAH

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >our main audience is americans
    >put guns and ugly people in our game
    >that's what americans love
    LMFAO

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    both of these are true, americans make the ugliest characters in character creator and mod minecraft, skyrim, eldenring to have guns
    it's factual

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tweet this to every AAA dev and watch the seethe.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i don't have a creative vision. i just want to make a game that people will love
    this confuses and scares the commiefornia liberal arts game dev who wishes they were a Hollywood writer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Kojimbo makes great games that people love

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But those people have no creative vision at all. The Palworld devs are at least honest about it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't have a creative vision. i just want to make a game that people will love
      Imagine wanting to make a game that people would want to buy. What in the frick. Video games are for propaganda and social engineering, not entertainment.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >body type 1 and 2 are added cus Murican are ugly piece of trash that love to create themselves
    Every fricking time...
    Why did you create such bad reputation about yourself Murica bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what he said but ok.
      Also no player actually creates ugly characters on purpose. They might do some Shrek looking goofy fricker for some youtube video or a stream, but whenever they play they make pretty ones.
      Even some troon isn't going to make a bearded man with breasts and pretend it's him, he's going to make a hot chick and just say that's how he looks like.
      The only one making and forcing ugly characters are jealous devs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also no player actually creates ugly characters on purpose.
        Simply incorrect.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also no player actually creates ugly characters on purpose
        moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, keep pretending like you played the whole game like that.
          Also keep pretending like you used the male body.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amerigods we stay winning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amerigods we stay winning
      But at what cost?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we added trannies into the game because dumb gaijin likes playing as ugly characters
    I kneel

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pander to liberals
    >make a bajillion dollars
    Conservatards, what happened?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >liberals
      >guns
      ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...?
      ....? ?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well they know their audience.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >peak hour is UTC 14:00
    >meaning the majority of the player base are East Asians
    Don't lie, bro
    Everyone loves guns (and making joke characters)

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo
    >groundbreaking and creative
    Huh???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah frick you. They can make good games for sure. But because greed and who knows what else, they release games what require way more time in development. People like a lot this pal game because is the novelty. Something new and fresh. But that's all. Now it depend if the Pal dev can keep with the hype or not.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This game actually does pacing really well which is hard to find in this genre. You always having something to do or work towards that really improves your ability to do things in the game instead of it being slight upgrades. I don't feel like I'm purposefully having my time wasted.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ameribros.. they read us like a book

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The absolute state of unity
    Don't get me wrong, I dislike UE5 but god damn isn't unity a fricking pile of shit

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the appeal of guns is universal. EUropeans love seeing their cops lugging ARs and MP5s around to stop van attacks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except most people know nothing about guns

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And?
        Most people know nothing about cars, but if you showed them an Aston Martin they'd piss joy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be surprised how many low T gays think cars are boring.
          Even been in a racing game thread?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love the stupid looking bird pulling a banjo tooie and shitting big explosive eggs all around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think bows are cooler.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        Frick every single game that uses bows and that moronic bow trend that was a thing 10 years ago.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you american? That might explain why you think guns are cooler.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I fricking hate forced trends like that.
            Every single fricking game just HAD to have a bow.
            Far Cry, Tomb Raider, even fricking Crysis. So fricking tired of this shit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe because bows are cooler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EUropeans
      it's definitely an america centric thing. no where in europe will you see two people talking about bullet calibre or some shit. i see it all the time with the crime stuff on youtuber, kid (yes, a kid) calls up 911 and somehow knows everything there is to know about the gun being used in a crime. america, a country where there are more guns than people, definitely has a gun problem.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it is obvious a game is meant for morons

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way they don't have any version control. Is this 2004 or what?

    any link to the interview ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only had version control until a veteran taught them to use it

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is everyone hating on NTSC

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol that fantastic burn on the Type A thing.
    Get absolutely shat on gaymericans.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you support palworld you support slavery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does Ganker shit on fortnite yet they praise palworld? fortnite is way better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        palworld isn't a b*ttle r*yale

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I support endearing amateur devs making spaghetti code in their basement
        I don't support evil monopocorpo israeli fricktards planning strategies to make the industry shit
        Simple as

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if the basement devs are israeli?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then I hope my offering of money was enough to spare me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just hate the building system because im shit at it

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just want to make a game that people like
    This is probably the most based thing they've said. 90% of the industry don't follow this simple guideline.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just give people what they want
    why no one thought on that before?

    • 3 months ago
      shittemgottem

      I am going to kiss Madoka is nobody is going to stop me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      soulless image

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    op this is just some 15 year old weeb who really needs to defend nintendo, get out of xer discord you pedophile.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    non-Americans
    >I don't care about Americans! frick them!
    also non-Americans
    >please Americans buy my game! I will even cater to your taste! I have no integrity!

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post that without the highlight? the rest is just as golden.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok ill buy ur game

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >type a shit is because americans make ugly characters
    smells like cope because all the character creation shit is 2 shitty sliders and there are 5 female faces then 30 male faces

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no version control
    >a bucket of flash drives
    lol, lmao even

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is version control?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Version control:
        >Always save and keep old versions of your project
        >Do an oppsie
        >Just revert to previous version

        No version control:
        >Do an oppsie
        >Spend 10 hours figuring out how to fix it

        Having a bucket of pendrives with old version is a form of version control tho, just really inefficient.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a program that keeps track of the changes you've made to the source files of your own program. That way multile people can work on development of the same program without accidentally removing each other's changes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Save scumming for programmers.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based as frick devs, they know what western culture wants.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the gender-neutral "Type A" was likewise because "Americans sometimes want to make very ugly characters"
    They calling transgender people ugly, those damn bigots....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it is Chinese game. Is it first Chink game to have body type instead of male and female? I thought China never kneels to wokism.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not a chinese game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        their japanese bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a Chinese game because they gave Hoe-girlve permissions.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have no idea what they're doing
    >accidentally into one of the biggest games of all time
    They are the Trump of vidya devs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they'll be bankrupt and out in 4 years?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    truly a cinderella story

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palbros
    >not Palpals

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keep ignoring it and keep pumping out mediocre games every year because "if it's broke but it still prints money, don't fix it"
    >Sue Palworld for either ripping them off, making them look bad or both/other
    >Ripoff the ripoff and incorporate Palworld elements into Gen 10 because NOW they listen to what the fans want when it makes someone else money
    What's TPC's response gonna be? Any other possibilities?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buyout PocketPair and put them to work. Bonus points if its not acquired by Nintendo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buyout PocketPair and put them to work. Bonus points if its not acquired by Nintendo.

      >Nintendo buys out Pocket Pair
      >shuts down gamefreak
      >puts Pocket Pair in charge of pokemon games from now on
      Would this make tendies mad?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well its not like Gamefreak did anything else better and I think the upcoming hollow knight rip-off from PocktPair will sell pretty well on switch.
        The question is how are they going to be funded from then on and what happens to Palworld as a franchise?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          5 million in 3 days from early access should keep them going for a while and hopefully if they commit to it and eventually get a full release the profits will continue
          >upcoming hollow knight rip-off
          I enjoyed hollow knight but personally I thought Bloodstained was better. I don't understand the fascination with hollow knight's visual style that people have to justify the 3-6 lookalikes being developed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >5 million in 3 days
            Considering they spent 6.7m in 4 years, 5 million should be enough for another couple of years.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They even copied Gamefreaks complete incompetence with game development?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they compied gf's incompetence they wouldve made a buggy turd no one cared about because theres no name recognition

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    body types are a fricking effective requirment now and yet here this moron is trying to use it as evidence of anything

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know a way to run palworld on dx11 without vulkan?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That dev seems based af. He truly understands the market.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's cool and all but I'm still not playing the game because I don't care about crafting games.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no version control
    I am immediately overqualified to work for them
    this is some caveman tier tactics and persistence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do, just the lead dev refuses to use it because he's a massive autist. He only uses SVG, not git. He also doesn't use unity, he develops in UE4. The CEO had to make a hard decision to port all the models from Unity to UE which in hindsight was probably the smart move. My source? google translate this blogpost from the CEO https://note.com/pocketpair/n/n54f674cccc40

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean SVN? It's still version control.
        In any case, this kinda makes me want to start my own game company with Japanese employees. It kind of makes sense if you think about it, you just need the japanese work ethic without the shitty japanese management. I also probably have more money than their entire development budget.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In any case, this kinda makes me want to start my own game company with Japanese employees.
          You're not going to do it. Know why? You don't have any vision. The CEO of pocketpair is at least honest when he says he has no creative vision, he only wants to make fun games.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the whole point, you don't need vision. Only reason why I would want to make a video game is because the existing market doesn't satisfy my demand. If I make game it's not going to fail because it lacks vision, but because the genre is too niche.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the existing market doesn't satisfy my demand.
              What game type/mechanics do you want?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really have a strong example off the top of my head, but for one, I miss RTS games as a genre. And while we're at it, lets make the units anime monster girls.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The CEO had to make a hard decision to port all the models from Unity to UE which in hindsight was probably the smart move
        Of course it was, almost every single unity game is a technical disaster.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    American bros... We won!
    Devs know exactly what we want!

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gender neutral type a character creator was likewiuse because americans want to make very ugly characters
    holy shit fricking based troons on suicide watch as always

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's weird, because there's already an entire manifest describing the creation of Palworld by the CEO, and nothing about the reasons for those choices are mentioned. The main dev was always known for just making games that he liked and smashing them together, so saying that he's pandering to himself seems moronic.

    https://note.com/pocketpair/n/n54f674cccc40

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A western company could easily make a smash hit if they weren't so moronic with their priorities. Literally just make your typical western game and use anime graphics. "X but with anime" could apply to so many genres.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are so fricking out of touch.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot to mention hiring actual japanese artists. As far as I'm aware, there aren't really any companies doing this and certainly not any AAA studios.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A western company could easily make a smash hit if they weren't so moronic with their priorities. Literally just make your typical western game and use anime graphics. "X but with anime" could apply to so many genres.
        FRICKING WRONG
        These skinwalkers tried that shit with shit like crosscode and sea of stars. Just because you try to copy Japanese aesthetics doesn't make your game Japanese. I look up the developer's nationality before I get any game now so I can avoid westerners. It may look like "x but with anime", but you can't hide the pozzed forced politics in it and general shitty game design.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese game design is rarely any better. Art is and writing is where they excel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Western games are fricking dogshit and havent been good for 2 decades.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >budget of 10k

    [...]

    $ from sales
    >149 990 000 profit
    shitendo and gamefreak seething at this turnover, homosexuals out here copy pasting low effort pokemon games with still millions of dollars of budget vs some random dudes that didn't even know how to code

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too stupid to figure out version control
    >just kept buying flashdrives to copy paste new files
    i dont buy games made by people this dumb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>just kept buying flashdrives to copy paste new files
      Excuse me what?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >budget of $10,000
    It cost them 1 billion yen which is roughly $6,500,000

    If they cant even get within the rough ballpark of the most basic of information what makes you think anything else in that post is correct or even remotely close to the truth?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It cost them 1 billion yen which is roughly $6,500,000
      Wut

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of this is obviously bullshit.

    They are in damage control mode to prepare against an eventual lawsuit by Nintendo or Game Freak.

    You homosexuals are way too naive and gullible if you think they are this clueless about developing games. This is not even their first ripoff. They already released a Breath of the Wilds clone and a Hollow Knight clone is on the way.
    These people are not helpless amateurs. They know what they are doing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >temtem
      >real pokemon ripoff
      >no lawsuit

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Original copyright law says that 14 years and another 14 more could be part of protected works
    >Pokemon turns 28 this year
    Of course this isn't completely true to each individual game or whatever, I just find it funny that Twitter completely forgot that week where Steamboat Willy was public domain and had fun with it.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is said interview? or is this just discord troony shill image

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no source. They made this print just to bait Ganker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an interview, it's a blog post.

      https://note.com/pocketpair/n/n54f674cccc40
      inb4 it's all jap, fricking get firefox + TWP addon

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Americans sometimes want to make very ugly characters."

    troons on suicide watch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's right.
      just look at baulder's gate.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >engineer is named Adachi
    Bitches.jpeg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course he was taken aback, I bet they took the motions from botw.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hhaha americans suck but we'll pander to them anyway
    uh...epic win I guess?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats one way to look at it
      its more like "hey they have money, how can we make our product more appealing to them so that we get their money"
      thats how pandering works anon, you dont think companies actually love the trannies or obese Black folk theyre pushing right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you dont think companies actually love the trannies or obese Black folk theyre pushing right
        I know they don't but they still ruin videogames by pandering to them anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that they did what they did because it was the easiest. The gender thing probably also was because it was the default when using the engine.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I just want to make a game that people like"
    you'll get shit on by critics for doing this, but it's quite an honorable goal

    whether they achieved it though is up to anyone's guess

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we used labeled flash drives for version control
    >every day we'd buy a new bucket of flash drives
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    captcha H HAX

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