I've played it multiple times over the past 20 years, some with enhancements, some just vanilla, some with mods and I will be playing this version too.
I need all versions of TTYD injected into me, fricking love this game.
I've played one file where I maxed out the in-game timer to 99:99 and another file where I got EVERYTHING, every badge star piece and recipe and I'm absolutely playing the remake as well
[...] >Game Cube being underpowered hardware
what? it was almost on a par with Xbox.
>underpowered hardware
It was a misinformed defense for Nintendo's decisions with the Wii, the claim that they always used underpowered hardware. In the Gamecube and N64's case, it was storage capacity, not power, but now that Modern Vintage Gamer peddles this as well, despite covering the N64 and PS1, it's ogre.
All said, what is the actual excuse?
The art direction and aesthetics of TTYD helped a lot for the game to run that smoothly. The remake doesn't look that much better and with 2 fricking generations inbetween, one would expect it to run at 60fps all the same.
it's cute you think the hardware matters at all. If the Switch were twice as powerful they'd just raise the level of detail 5% more and still manage to only hit 30fps. 30fps is a choice, it's not caused by system limitations, it's caused by managers deciding to prioritize bullshots over gameplay.
Crying about the fps is just a shitpost, the real travesty is the censored localization. If you're so much of a consumer that you're okay with it being butchered you aren't a real paper mario chad.
Just download the HD textures if you want it to look crisp. No need to pay for this https://forums.dolphin-emu.org/Thread-paper-mario-ttyd-hd-texture-pack-v2-3-october-17th-2023
The art direction and aesthetics of TTYD helped a lot for the game to run that smoothly. The remake doesn't look that much better and with 2 fricking generations inbetween, one would expect it to run at 60fps all the same. >>Wii
just gamecube with airmouse >>Wii U
just Wii with HDMI port
just Wii U but portable >This remake is on a system with the same specs, of course it's half the framerate. Good thing ryujinx will probably have a patch for it
The Wii is barely more powerful than the Gamecube, the main difference being the upgraded RAM, but from then on you're very wrong. From Wii U vs the Xbox 360 discussions and onward, there's quite a bit of contradictory info (just Google it), but the Switch is a bit more powerful than the Wii U. It's just a bad port.
Terrible argument. Portable computers exist. Handhelds, not just laptops. Hell, you probably got suckered into an unlimited data plan, you shill. You can just stream it with one of many applications. I use Steam Link.
I want to support this though so nintendo knows that old paper mario is better than any of the crap they have put out for the series in the last 15 years.
We've seen some changes to the traversing pipes and I think someone mentioend some tedious aprt of the game had been streamlined, like the triforce fishing in WW.
Overall when Nitnendo makes these remakes they usually add moron-proof things along some "hard mode" stuff or slight extra content.
Oh yeah there's an "extra" menu section now with Cocnept art and all the music from the game to listen to. That's always appreciated I guess.
Vivian reveals that she's biologically female and uses her going into reality machine so she kiss you on the lips and let you play with her wobbly beach ball belly.
>Adresses the player, a kid on a important plot point
vs
Now post the amazing writing of new paper mario >Toad comes up with no explanation >I am depressed! My wife left me! >Leaves
See how stupid you look?
>ttyd remake sells well enough to merit a new classic pm game from modern intelligent systems >it's still written by taro kudo, meaning we'll get the same HILARIOUS!!1! 4th wall breaks and meaningless character sacrifices from tok and cs >it's going to be localized by modern day treehouse >we'll be stuck with kevin afghani voicebytes
must... cope... by thinking... happy thoughts...
>>we'll be stuck with kevin afghani voicebytes
If they even do voicebytes again, TTYD and to a lesser extent Super were really the only ones to do Mario's voice whereas all of the other games mainly relied on sound effects.
>ttyd remake sells well enough to merit a new classic pm game from modern intelligent systems >it's still written by taro kudo, meaning we'll get the same HILARIOUS!!1! 4th wall breaks and meaningless character sacrifices from tok and cs >it's going to be localized by modern day treehouse >we'll be stuck with kevin afghani voicebytes
must... cope... by thinking... happy thoughts...
[...]
Damn it moot
>New paper mario might have dogshit combat >Dogshit exploration >Dogshit characters >Literally the same story every game >All puzzles being solved by hammering them >B-But atleast it has good and mature writing
[...]
[...]
[...] >New paper mario might have dogshit combat >Dogshit exploration >Dogshit characters >Literally the same story every game >All puzzles being solved by hammering them >B-But atleast it has good and mature writing
both
Paper Mario with 64 Party Members
Give Paper Mario a separate echo fighter with his TTYD party members that plays slightly differently to make up for the slight differences between 64's and TTYD's abilities
Brawl would’ve been the only time to add him and make it work. After that you’ve got the grubby NuPM stank all over him. He’d have no partners, some gimmicky replenishable resource mechanic, and his final smash would be some ZANY real world item.
>Frame rates aren't as important as Ganker thinks/wants them to be.
They’re very important in something like a twitch based shooter, but irrelevant in an turn based RPG.
>Frame rates aren't as important as Ganker thinks/wants them to be.
They’re very important in something like a twitch based shooter, but irrelevant in an turn based RPG.
An interesting observation: the only gays who say higher framerates arent important are the ones that dont have the option of higher framerates in the first place
I wouldn't be happy unless they literally just rereleased the GameCube version and even then I would find something to complain about.
I only play games to find things to complain about. Complaining is more satisfying than playing video games. I love complaining. My entire life revolves around complaining.
But video game companies should still keep trying to satisfy me even though though I will never ever let them succeed because I get a perverse thrill from making people strive to meet a deliberately impossible goal.
I am physically incapable of seeing anyone who isn't me as a person.
See? This is why I do what I do. Because it needs to be done. So many people on Ganker stubbornly refuse to say what they really think, so I have to say it for them. If people on Ganker were more honest, I wouldn't have to do anything anymore.
>I wouldn't be happy unless they literally just rereleased the GameCube version and even then I would find something to complain about.
I really doubt anyone would complain if the original game was ported, ran well, and sold for a reasonable price.
The ONLY way that Nintendo could have played this without pissing a good chunk of people off would have been to port the original TTYD as previously mentioned and announced a true successor to the
original games.
Unfortunately, they opted to exploit the artificial scarcity (that they created) and release a couple of (low effort, by definition) remakes as damage control for the blowback OK generated. It’s hard to see it as anything other than a greedy, insincere, half-measure. There are, undeniably, a lot of people who will be experiencing TTYD for the first time, and that’s great (aside from the higher price point attached to subjective improvements). The problem is that this doesn’t do anything to fix the ill will after two decades of neglect.
>the higher price
It’s a $10 difference with two decades between them. Unironically a pretty acceptable price increase. Also still cheaper than buying the GCN release second hand.
>But video game companies should still keep trying to satisfy me even though though I will never ever let them succeed
But what if they put the bare minimum in and sabatoge any additional effort to make the game fun or have good mechanics?
Multiple outlets were allowed to preview and play up to Chapter 3. Don't any of you think if they were going to explicitly change Vivian and make her heckin' trans and valid, we would've heard a peep about it from one of the smaller outlets by now?
My prediction is the change here is a deliberate one that can be interpreted as an attempt to pander to the troony crowd, but can also just be Beldam disassociating from Vivian because they're family and she doesn't like her, which doesn't require her to be a troony because Beldam hates her regardless. It's a little wild to see stuff like
>2.1m
Why are we letting Trannies pretend this is a win when Vivian is already stated to be a real girl. This is like Shiver all over again
and people preemptively cheering. Maybe I'm the one coping but it's always better to be a healthy skeptic. If it turns out they didn't change much about her at all, then all those people cheering this small scene on are going to end up with egg on their face.
You guys realize that the FPS change actually affects the game, right? Paper Mario has a heavy emphasis on timing for attacking and defending. You have action commands during battle just like the Mario & Luigi games.
iirc reviews have said the timing is more lenient, so they probably adjusted accordingly. Changing the FPS in any game with real-time input is massive so it would've been a massive fricking blunder to not account for it here-one that I'm sure not even IntSys could've mustered.
Wouldn't 30 frames be easy mode depending on how they handle it. If the frame windows stay the same than you have double time.
Unless the timing was entirely hardcoded it shouldn't be divorced from the framerate the game is running at like that
If the timing is different at all it would have to be an intentional change
Good things when remaking a beloved game: >Additional post-game or side content that doesn't feel out of place >Extra builds/perks/weapons/etc >60+ fps >Higher definition textures, lighting, etc >Some rebalancing if there were problems with the original
Bad things when remaking a beloved game: >30 fps >Changing the artstyle >Rewriting dialogue to fit modern californian standards >Butchering gameplay systems >Drastically changing the story >Cutting content which was in the original (e.g. battle frontier) >Invasive MTX or always-online functions
It could be a lot worse, but I'm not seeing any reason to even pirate this remake.
>30fps >DEI-fied localization >somehow worse graphics >basically the same game again >holds the rest of the franchise hostage if we ever want to see the older style again >probably much easier
They did the impossible
They made me not want to purchase one of the greatest games of all time
Bravo Nintendo
Most Switch 60 FPS mods just remove or modifier a frame limiter.
In emulation, it's sometimes not even necessary and you just disable the VSync of the emulated Switch (and have your GPU set a frame cap instead).
Some games this works really well and greatly improves performance and input responsiveness (Unity engine stuff).
Other games it's not viable and messes up the timing (Penny's Big Breakaway as an example).
Unreal Engine games like Princess Peach Showtime are also easy to modify their FPS cap, and for the most part the game runs flawlessly except for one specific bug introduced in one scenario. The patch itself includes a workaround fix through a button combination.
Basically expect 60 FPS support for the Switch version of Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door really quickly, maybe even day one. It depends on what engine the game uses.
Like nobody expected the Super Mario RPG Remake to be made in the Unity engine (but it also needs no mods what-so-ever).
Modern gamers are at the point where they'd rather the graphical updates and 30fps than 60fps with no graphical updates. I don't get people who think that's a worthy trade-off but that thinking is why memetracing took off.
It's pretty fricking obvious there's gonna be a handful of Switch games that get a "performance boost" when playing on the Switch 2 or whatever it's called. This will be one of them.
Paper Mario prior to Sticker Star (and Paper Jam retconning Paper Mario as a book) was just regular, 3D mainline Mario from Mario 64, Sunshine, etc. going on RPG adventures conveyed through a 2D artstyle. It was not literally paper. After Sticker Star, everything became paper and it was made to be its universe and timeline separate from mainline Mario.
Um... ew. Super was gross and heteronormative, get with the times you filthy chud.
Who cares? You gamers will make excuses and buy the game anyway. Just like with Stellar Blade. You guys will NEVER boycott.
no one cares about your e-celebs, go back to Twitter where you belong
>20 years of neglecting original fans >sometimes outright spiting original fans >need to damage control after OK backlash
Apology not accepted. This isn’t the game that longtime fans actually asked for.
Doesn’t help that virtual console was killed for the sole purpose of justifying the cost of NSO and marketing full-retail remakes. There is no acceptable reason that TTYD wasn’t made available as a digital port priced at $20 years ago.
I get wanting it to be on the Switch, but I really don’t think the game needed fixing, at least not enough to warrant the required development resources. Nintendo’s approach to retro releases is unfortunate.
>but I really don’t think the game needed fixing,
Really? TTYD is my favorite Mario game and one of my top 10 games of all time and even I wouldn't go that far. Chapter 2 and 4 definitely need fixing. I doubt TTYD Remastered will fix them, but I would definitely be in support of reworking those chapters to be less tedious.
I don't think Ch2 is that bad unless you end up fighting with the shitty Puni pathing too much
Ch4 needed a shortcut to the chapel or something after the first few runs back and forth
>Puni pathfinding
Lets be honest it's probably been reworked anyway. I can't imagine Nintendo leaving one of the game's biggest frustrations unchanged when they've seemingly acknowledged and improved the backtracking complaint.
>unless you end up fighting with the shitty Puni pathing too much
That's exactly what I ended up doing every time I played the game.
>Ch4 needed a shortcut to the chapel or something after the first few runs back and forth
Exactly. Thematically, chapter 4 is my favorite. Gameplay-wise, it's my least favorite.
There are other chapters that could use a bit of a tune up. TTYD, for how amazing it is, is not perfect.
i played it a bunch of times as a kid and i don't remember anything being outright bad but i would often quit replays halfway in because certain parts were just so fricking slow
The translation needed fixing. And I don't mean it in a shitposty 'ooh frick the chuds' or 'it needs to be more based' way, I mean the translation is surprisingly messy in select places. >multiple references to PM64 lost in translation (Toad Town is translated differently every time it's mentioned, various references in the emails are wrong like 'Goomstar Temple' instead of 'Crystal Palace') >"Dark Lakitus throw Sky-Blue Pipes!" >Grodus's responses at the end of the game are swapped between the Yes and No options >Hooktail's inconsistent gender (from what I can tell it's actually not an intentional joke, it's a frickup) >The final issue of the Rogueport Gazette is missing its entire fricking last section in every language but Jap and Korean, robbing the game of another PM64 reference and a hint toward one of Zess T.'s recipes
I'm sure there's more but you get the picture. It needed a once-over from day one.
I’m not bothered by tweaks that improve consistency / accuracy. It’s kind of difficult to trust them to actually make the correct edits, however.
>but I really don’t think the game needed fixing,
Really? TTYD is my favorite Mario game and one of my top 10 games of all time and even I wouldn't go that far. Chapter 2 and 4 definitely need fixing. I doubt TTYD Remastered will fix them, but I would definitely be in support of reworking those chapters to be less tedious.
>Chapter 2 & 4
Sure, they could be made less tedious, but I find that the issues with those chapters gets a little blown out of proportion. It’s nowhere near the levels of jank + tedium found in other retro games. Compare TTYD to something like DK64 (or even Sunshine, if you prefer comparing it to another GC title) and tell me which needs to be fixed.
Would much rather have a 64 remake instead because that one could use a graphical upgrade. TTYD on the other hand looks timeless and the shitty remake looks objectively worse in comparison
TTYD looks like fricking hot garbage with the comic book look and no lighting. TTYDgays have no actual taste in art. TOKs art influence is saving this ugly game and 64 looks amazing til this day.
you’re just traumatized because everything after TTYD is shit and a piece of paper is fundamentally no different than a sticker. these are essentially the same models as the sticker games without the white border, but origami king and color splash looked good even if they were shit games
It will be the best selling and highest reviewed paper mario game. When the next one drops and it's the true successor of 64 & TTYD I think all trannies who didn't support this should be ignored, unfriended irl and not be allowed to be PM fans.
I'd play if they added boss rematches like Mario RPG remake
Nintendo has told outlets who previewed and are reviewing the game to not reveal othe new content. So there's gotta be something big worth keeping a secret.
is there new stuff in this remaster? or meaningful changes? thats all i want to know. if its worth playing the new version or if i can just play the regular one again
>is there new stuff in this remaster? or meaningful changes?
Yes. They streamline how to switch partners so you don't have to pause anymore. And some additional shortcuts, a new training mode, the partners now have sprites for when they turn around, every character now has their own unique sound effect for their speech bubbles, and some stuff Nintendo is keeping hidden.
You will not get me to like Super just because the trannies dislike it. It was a good story stapled to a bad game that killed one of Nintendo's best franchises.
Super is flawed with some really shitty gameplay decisions that mar an otherwise excellent story, character variety, and soundtrack.
Nastasia is my wife nonetheless
For sure. Bug Fables is an easy recommendation for fans of the original Paper Mario games. Props to those devs for doing what Nintendo (still) refuses to do.
Sterile, less colorful, no rainbow waves on options, battle UI is horrible all one straight line, the text boxes don't stand out since they have lighting. It's a complete downgrade.
>is there new stuff in this remaster? or meaningful changes?
Yes. They streamline how to switch partners so you don't have to pause anymore. And some additional shortcuts, a new training mode, the partners now have sprites for when they turn around, every character now has their own unique sound effect for their speech bubbles, and some stuff Nintendo is keeping hidden.
>Flurrie was supposed to be a Bub-ulb and an egg plant from Yoshi's Island >Hooktail's concept art shows how she was intended to be a Blargg from SMW
Amazing that we're even seeing shit like this at all, even more amazing that they kept any of it.
>Amazing that we're even seeing shit like this at all, even more amazing that they kept any of it.
Nintendo and Intelligent Systems keep all sorts. Nintendo had a copy of the source code to Secret of Mana (which is the only way it got remade because Square Enix lost it).
>this game treats the transformations or a few throwaway gags
I cannot stress enough how bad that aspect of the recent trailer was. Even worse, it spoiled a shit ton of surprises for new players. Easily the worst trailer I’ve seen in a long time.
So is there actually anything new being added that has substance and isn't just a tweak to the original systems? Or is it just >Nintendo is keeping the new content a secret!
And then there isn't actually any and its just bait to sell copies
Look just pay $60 for the new tutorial toads and worse visuals, okay?
That's it. Just some tweaks and casualization. That's the 'content'. The word 'content' is so disingenuous, it could mean anything.
You know you can just not fricking preorder the game, right? You can simply wait until the review copy inevitably leaks a week ahead and people can actually confirm or deny actual changes
Why so hostile? Some people are just curious to know what these secrets are. You fail to realize the people who are the most skeptical or in your words, doomposting are the people who want Paper Mario to return to form the most and don't want to be led on. Simply re-releasing a game with less optimization isn't enough, it may be for you, but some people have standards, especially if they're charging sixty dollars for a game that was cheaper and properly optimized two decades ago.
You're a moron for drawing conclusions about a product you've only seen screenshots of and asking obvious questions that do not currently have a definite answer.
Shut the frick up and wait, and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game. Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I don't want people thinking critically and asking questions in my nintendo worship threads
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sorry, they put the fricked up script and UI on full display already. Guess that doesn't work.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Shut the frick up and wait
No. >and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game. >Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
Pot Kettle Black.
You're a moron for drawing conclusions about a product you've only seen screenshots of and asking obvious questions that do not currently have a definite answer.
Shut the frick up and wait, and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game. Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
I think it worked better when we had dedicated handheld consoles. The games were catered to that format, and the hardware held up better while also being more compact.
>good joycon
Give me some recommendations. I’m reverting back to my hacked setup at the end of the Switch’s run, but I doubt I’ll come back to it often if I have to deal with the typical joycon issues.
>I’m reverting back to my hacked setup at the end of the Switch’s run, but I doubt I’ll come back to it often if I have to deal with the typical joycon issues.
I personally fell for a Facebook ad meme and got some GameCube looking ass joycons from a company called NYXI, however they also have more standard joycons and so far they've been great. I've had them for half a year and the only issue is that the color has faded from the sticks but nothing wrong with the hardware.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Shut the frick up and wait.
No. >and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game.
I will not. You will deal with it. >Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
You ought to take a look in the mirror when you call someone insufferable. Like
is keeping the new content a secret!
Why do people always have this copium? Whenever Nintendo reveals a new remake or remaster and there's worthwhile new content worth mentioning, they pretty much always make it a point to advertise the new content to your fricking face plain as day in the reveal trailer so there's no mistake about what's there and what's not. Hiding it does absolutely nothing for them marketing-wise. We just recently had Super Mario RPG and while it did not add much, they did make sure to heavily advertise the new post-game fights and tease Culex 3D before release. We haven't seen ANYTHING like that for TTYD. We aren't getting anything.
said, if there was something to show, they would have shown it by now. They gain nothing by leading on fans of this game knowing damn well Sticker Mario is reviled.
Please don't think for yourself. You're not allowed to form your own opinions on games. You wait until the reviewers get their copies and say "10/10 best remake ever" and then you eat it up like a good little nintendo fan
Truth is, Nintendo doesn’t care about the old “core” audience anymore, and the newer audience doesn’t have a frame of reference for how things should be.
My lasting gripe is that this approach is essentially abandoning the remaining old guard. A proper sequel and TTYD port should have been announced at the same time.
Nintendo's core audience is the ~14 million people who bought a Wii U, so why bother?
Normies' wallets outvote them in the race to the bottom.
It’s just sad to get tossed aside after being here for decades, anon. The Switch has demonstrated that things aren’t getting any better, so I guess I won’t be missing out on much.
is keeping the new content a secret!
Why do people always have this copium? Whenever Nintendo reveals a new remake or remaster and there's worthwhile new content worth mentioning, they pretty much always make it a point to advertise the new content to your fricking face plain as day in the reveal trailer so there's no mistake about what's there and what's not. Hiding it does absolutely nothing for them marketing-wise. We just recently had Super Mario RPG and while it did not add much, they did make sure to heavily advertise the new post-game fights and tease Culex 3D before release. We haven't seen ANYTHING like that for TTYD. We aren't getting anything.
So is there actually anything new being added that has substance and isn't just a tweak to the original systems? Or is it just >Nintendo is keeping the new content a secret!
And then there isn't actually any and its just bait to sell copies
It's just gonna be the same garbage as the kirby release + bowsers fury + bowsers jrs Journey + Bowser's minions
Kirby in general is pretty mediocre and stale.
RtD is one of the outliers aka, almost resembling an actual game.
Magolor is too short, and kinda generic tbdesu, atleast they kept the multiplayer aspect
to me, rtdl to that period of kirbywas what nsmbwii was to the nsmb era, the token of stale. not sure what you see in it, robobot for example was superior
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Kirby Return to Dreamland >Literally one of the best kirby games
Which is not a high bar, most kirby games are 4/10s >Triple Deluxe, which is Rtd but singleplayer and mega suck >Robobot which is just Triple Deluxe but with metallic textures
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You guys analyzing the shit out of the hardware, I hope you're remembering that the switch is also a Handheld and is not only that, but the games have to be able to transition from docked specs to hardware specs at any moment.
>Handheld >somewhat bulky, inconvenient for travel >controllers are uncomfortable for extended play >sticks disintegrate themselves
What a terrible execution of an amazing concept.
You say that, but the switch is literally the only system that I play BECAUSE it's also a handheld and I can play at work. I can beat a long rpg on a matter of a week or so while PC games I can't make any real progress unless it's a weekend.
It's not hard to find joycons online that are better, more ergonomic and cheap than Nintendo's filmsy ones. Like, none of the shortcomings that the switch has as a handheld outweigh the sheer utility of the function.
I think it worked better when we had dedicated handheld consoles. The games were catered to that format, and the hardware held up better while also being more compact.
>good joycon
Give me some recommendations. I’m reverting back to my hacked setup at the end of the Switch’s run, but I doubt I’ll come back to it often if I have to deal with the typical joycon issues.
Nintendo fans eat this shit up. They love paying full price for bad remakes while the best versions of the game are out in a landfill and will never be made available for sale.
>will never be made available for sale
From a game preservation point of view, this is arguably the worst part of this remake. The original game will very likely never receive an official port.
>shills pretending like 30FPS is the big "dealbreaker" of the game that mandates 500+ post threads in order to dodge talking about the multiple noted instances of censorship and appealing to trannies because FPS is easier to argue against
But its going to have super secret new content thats going to absolutely blow your mind when it releases! Just make sure you preorder it and don't ask any questions or else you won't get all the new stuff theyre adding
I'm less upset at the Vivian shit than I am the other censorship like the catcalling Goombas. It showed that it's rude and that bad people do that. What the frick is the point of removing badguys being bad?
I have to wonder if this is one of those script changes that's in the Japanese version too. The translation seems to be closer to the Japanese version in a bunch of little ways already, and while we already had some autist comparing the JP GCN script to the new version yesterday, I haven't seen anyone post the JP version of the Switch scene. We know the JP script has undergone changes here and there, so if the JP version changed the flirting, it wouldn't surprise me if the English version followed suit.
I really don't think NOA is going to do anything drastic with Vivian. Mario is Nintendo's most valuable brand and identity, they really don't want headlines from Fox News saying "Super Mario Goes Woke? First Transexual Character In Mario Appears In Newest Game".
Treehouse has been playing with fire in recent years and they're gonna get themselves fired if they keep pushing the envelope.
Anon, normies don't know that about Birdo today. That information comes from supplementary game manuals from over 30 years ago, and the main pink Birdo has almost definitely been silently retconned into just being female by this point. Vivian joining Mario's side after getting disowned for being male (in Japan) is a significant plot point in a big "new" story-based game. It's not really the same.
Outside a wink (like the song she sings in Sticker Star) Birdo has been pretty much just a woman for decades now, it's not the same. They haven't brought it back up into the limelight in forever
The bait would be attempting to shit on this when this will go down as THE Paper Mario experience. If the next game drops and it's the game we always wanted after TTYD, and you didn't support this? I think you shouldn't be allowed to play it.
new music, new animation, new secrets, new characters. this is like the definite version of the game. the vision they couldn't make due to the limitations of the gamecube.
I wouldn't call this a remake, but rather the actual game finally being released.
for a game like this you don't need 60 fps, that was part of what held the game back. there's very little movement where there's any need for anything more than 24fps in this game.
The were zoomies that thought shitty DS touchscreen gimmicks were peak gameplay, it's that simple
And they got erections from stimulating Bowser's prostate (yes, that's really in the game)
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
no, thats not in the game
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes, it is https://www.mariowiki.com/Rump_Command
You're literally prodding around inside Bowser's ass to make him "grow", how the frick else are you supposed to interpret that?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's called being a normal child and not being exposed to the idea of anal sex by your uncle
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I bet you thought the "Vibe scepter" from Super Princess peach totally wasn't a dildo joke either, Nintendo was horny as frick during the DS era
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
it just sounds like you were molested, or exposed to pornography early on which is molestation so... yeah. I'd work on that if I were you.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's not where the prostate is. Giga Bowser is a canon character in the Mario Universe. It's clearly just a Bowser specific component of his biology.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
And they went and put it inside of his ass, real nice job there Nintendo people totally won't think anything of that
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The wiki you linked says the rump command is in his tail not his ass. And what do you mean went out of their way. That doesn't make sense in this context. You think there were trade-offs and disadvantages with placing the rump command where they placed it? No!
I like playing as Bowser, and the concept is really neat. Gameplay is just as good as the other M&L games.
There's also the soundtrack, mogs the rest of the series and it isn't even close. Not even Paper Mario can touch it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Gameplay is just as good as the other M&L games.
it isnt, every game after the first one is a step down
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
not true when pj exists, gameplay wise
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I havent played that one so maybe your right but I stand firm in saying bis is not better than ss
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
If somebody told me this was Kingdom hearts music, I'd believe them.
I used to believe TTYD was peak, but then I realized I've played PM64 countless times whereas I've only ever given TTYD a full playthrough once. Just something about the charm and sincerity of PM64 that I prefer, to say nothing of the world and dungeon design vastly mogging TTYD. PM64 dialogue can be a bit silly too but it's genuine, whereas TTYD is when the dialogue starts getting overly comedic. Battles in TTYD are better but that's about it.
PM64 is just a better game in general. Yes TTYD had better battlesystem and OCs, but PM64 looks better, has better soundtrack and has more fun chapters than TTYD.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I absolutely love the watercolor BGs of PM64 and I was always worried if they ever remade it if they would recreate them accurately. Maybe it's for the best it just got put on NSO. I don't think my heart would be able to take all the scenery being changed to blatant papercraft shit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
why do people get mad at paper craft in paper mario?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
it insists on itself.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's dull
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
how so
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Because 64 looks good and the paper focused ones do not, baitkun.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Paper Mario prior to Sticker Star (and Paper Jam retconning Paper Mario as a book) was just regular, 3D mainline Mario from Mario 64, Sunshine, etc. going on RPG adventures conveyed through a 2D artstyle. It was not literally paper. After Sticker Star, everything became paper and it was made to be its universe and timeline separate from mainline Mario.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
paper mario in JP was originally called Mario Story before amerimutt localisers changed the title
I've heard about it and Master Quest, yeah, but haven't had a chance to try it yet.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've heard that its a really ugly fanmade mess
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't know why people really recommend TTYD64, I played through it on the hardest difficulty and it really just felt like they added tedium to things that weren't an issue before. Worst part is the soundtrack being changed to have poor versions of TTYD music, actually ear grating for me. Having a Bow mode is sex though.
>CS > TOK
As someone who's never touched a nuPaper Mario, what's the logic here?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's an opinion I have that I have never seen anyone else share exactly. But for me I really hated the pace of TOK, all of the combat takes way too long now compared to CS and while I don't like CS's combat it was at least way quicker to finish so having a another new combat system but it takes 10x longer was a huge chore and I found myself more frustrated than I was with CS.
I also feel like they over corrected on the level design, whereas CS was semi-linear with a level select and stupid goals, TOK did the opposite extreme and made maps so fricking huge multiple times where you need to ride a boot car to get around or use a boat. I also feel like they doubled down on the Toad rescuing thing which I already really disliked in Paper Jam and CS. Then there are bits like the ending being similar to CS's ending, I disliked Bobby's bullshit of him sacrificing himself and then they still do the joke of them looking all the same later, the script in general felt really spiteful honestly. I 100% Color Splash (hell, nearly 100% SS even outside of those 4 flags) but TOK I couldn't bring myself to try it. Other smaller bits are Snifit or Whiffit > Shy Guys Finish Last, I think TOK has the weakest OST so far (not even bad, just not memorable) and frick being locked out of 2 completion markers for never using accessories and never dying once without being told (why would you have a marker for not using a mechanic anyways?).
I still love SSS, I think it's very understandable for people to prefer it but for me I just found PiT way more engaging with it's story and stakes, alongside the "bleakness" it has a touch of, I also don't like how you can beat a lot of bosses in SSS in one or two turns.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Really? Off the top of my head the >Chuckola cola monster >Popple and Birdo >Cackletta >Cackletta soul >Trunkle >Giant piranha plant in the airport runway
fights definitely took a few turns. I'd rather fights be quick than be PIT slogs.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Only Cackletta's Soul felt balanced to me in how long it was (especially since Bowletta really does go down in 1 turn). I hear people say PiT had long fights and felt like sponges but they never bothered me and I didn't even play the European version that changes that stuff. I prefer them being shorter than how long the SSS remake's can take, that Cackletta Soul fight in the remake drags on for so long.
>pj over spm
opinion disregarded
seriously wtf is wrong with you >pm64 over sss
not as offensive as the last one but really? >pit
better then the ss trilogy and pj but worse then everything else
PM64 > TTYD > SPM > PiT > SSS > DT > BIS > PJ > CS > TOK > SS No, this isn't bait.
>BIS
I mean it's a good game and all, but why do fans claim it's the best Mario RPG game? The M&L parts inside Bowser feel too boring and you just want to get through the end of the area as soon as possible. Playig as Bowser was fun though
Bowser's Inside Story is dogshit and I am tired of pretending it's not >Empty ass overworld with exactly 1 extra fight to look out for and beans >Worse bros combat than SSS and PiT >Bowser combat is half baked >2d sections >Puzzle attack pieces instead of actually learning moves >Linear as frick, worse than PiT >Gimmick hell with blowing on the mic and tapping screen >Bros moves are dogshit >Intrusive as frick minigames >Globins and block people are bad designs >STARLOW
>shitting on the 2nd RtD rehash when 5 of them came out literally back to back
???
It's just worse dreamland 3 anyway
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the game that does the good stuff from several other games, but better than them, is bad
It figures I'd find an opinion this garbage in a TTYD thread. I can't even imagine how you come to the conclusion that it's worse than Dreamland 3.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The robot gimmick is just a worse animal friends.
Prove me wrong.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why don't you prove yourself right since you're the one making such a ridiculous claim? The robot actually has movesets with moves that are more generally useful than the animal friends who have one single move per ability, and half of them are situational.
Dreamland 3 also doesn't have a Meta Knight mode.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Kirbygays are basically worse Pokemon fans in terms of conformism
I dont care enough to argue about a 5/10 vidya franchise
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
This, there's like 3 actually good Kirby games and then the rest are just interchangeable mediocrity
At least Pokemon has stuff like the porn or the trading card game to stir up passion
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're in a goddamn Paper Mario thread.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
And paper mario had atleast 1 game thats above mediocre.
Your point?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
64 is 10/10
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not him, but there's actually some platforming challenge in DL3, since enemies have a lot of patterns and you need to take care to avoid them. Animal friends are each unique sidegrades rather than straight upgrades, they all have things that are better about them, and things that are worse about them, than just Kirby. And the puzzles are typically integrated right into the level design. You also have the freedom to take any animal friend you want anywhere you please up until the very end of the game.
While I like Robobot too, it has almost no platforming challenge, since the enemies just kind of stand around waiting for you to kill them for the most part, especially in Robobot Armor sections. where you just become absurdly OP. It's almost the same thing as Super Abilities, Hyper Nova, etc. The only real intrigue it has besides spectacle and the final boss is puzzle rooms.
If I could buy the game with the diorama I'd be in the shit in heartbeat. Game looks good. You gays that tell people not to buy this shit probably spend more than $60 a month on even dumber shit that has less value
did anyone one else get stuck on the chapter where you're supposed to get the bomb guy? I never beat the game as a kid because of that and I gave it to one of my brothers friends but he killed himself
At first yeah because you don't know who to talk to so you're basically going up to every NPC til they mention general white then head to the next location to do the same thing. It was annoying
I only often got stuck at creepy steeple, the great tree and glitz pit because when I played it the internet was scarce so I had to retrace my steps often.
Trying to keep expectations low for new post-game/side quest content considering nothing has been shown yet, but I really hope they add in the rest of the unused OG partner cameos in the post game.
The one thing I keep getting annoyed by when looking at footage of the remake is how shiny all the floors are...
TTYD always seemed a little more rough around the edges and filthy to me than your average Mario game. So why does every ground have this exaggerated polish on it?!
Retroarch is the worst fricking UI I've ever tried only tied with Discord, what is it with zoomers and shilling the absolute worst computer interfaces known to man
Based, though I will be trying the remakes on my hacked Switch at some point.
A remake can be good only if the people remaking it have good ideas... but if they had good ideas, they would be making a new game, because remakes are fricking stupid.
>because remakes are fricking stupid
When a game can be easily ported, I fully agree. Love hearing people talk about how much “effort” is going into a remake when, in reality, nearly all remakes are low-effort, by default. They are taking an existing, proven blueprint for a game rather than creating something new, and all motivations for choosing to “remake” instead of doing a simple port are coming from the financial interest of the company.
Could have down the same with a cheaper, digital port and enjoyed it just as much. Happy your friend will experience some form of TTYD. I just wish he could have done so for less money, with a recently announced sequel to look forward to.
Honestly it couldve been a lot cooler. I remember that little glimmer of light of mp4 when metroid prime remastered came out. Enjoying a beloved game that has higher quality assets along with hope for the sequel was pretty cool. If only it happened with TTYD.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>metroid prime remastered
worse than the original
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Other than that purple beam webm and samus's face (debatebly) whats worse?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>If only it happened with TTYD.
I kinda agree it should of gotten the MP1/Pikmin 1+2 treatment, though people would of still complain either way because they'll say it looks the same just like how morons are saying TTYD remake is an HD remaster right now
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
only morons that should be ignored would complain, a widescreen port of TTYD with hd assets wouldve been more preferable than what they are doing now in my opinion. Because atleast with that there wouldnt be no moronic 30fps vs 60fps discussion.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It would have still been $60. There’s no way Nintendo was going to sell this game cheap when that Sesame Street puppet and other ecelebs were pushing a TTYD rerelease hashtag a few years ago
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah you're probably right. MP Remastered was 40 because metroid isnt a big shot, LoZ SS hd was 60 because zelda is a big shot so yeah i think its fair to assume they would charge the same for TTYD hd.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I keep saying it, but only because I think it’s true. The only way they could have appeased almost everyone would have been to announce a cheap port of TTYD (that didn’t look like shit on modern televisions) alongside an announcement for the sequel people have been asking for. Anyone upset in that scenario could be written off as a moron.
As it stands, they’re releasing a game that original fans have already played to death, and asking Paper Mario fans to have faith that Nintendo will release a true sequel without concrete proof is never going to work at this point. They’re too beaten down.
A remake can be good only if the people remaking it have good ideas... but if they had good ideas, they would be making a new game, because remakes are fricking stupid.
super paper mario fans are homies with homestuck and dangan ronpa profile pics. genuinely some of the most obnoxious writing i've ever seen in a video game
why buy the remake when the dolphin HD edition is free of charge?
I already bought the game 15 years ago I don't want to have to pay again for the same fricking game with a more woke localization.
This isn't like even a decade ago where the localizers were just putting in whacky translations now they are actively trying to put trannies into every remake/remaster/etc.
Because with a Switch and the game everything that just work itself out for you, you can easily dock it to a tv and also take it with you? Also, there's actually helpful quality of life enhancements and there appears to be additional content. You people are so fricking annoying. I guarantee any given month you gays spend more money on shit way dumber than a fricking video game.
The 30fps issues in years to come will be a none issue when you realize they'll shill performance boost on older games for their bww hardware. Always happens.
Only 4chin fatties care about shit like FPS, sales, and steam metrics, and the last two are just competitor shills because hiro wants to slowly destroy this shithole from the inside.
PM > TTYD > SSS > BiS > Super > PiT > DT
The rest aren't worth mentioning.
If you did not like Super, you deserved Sticker Star, Color Splash and Origami King.
>If you did not like Super, you deserved Sticker Star, Color Splash and Origami King.
You only like Super because it came out before your brain fully developed.
Stay vigilant, gamers. Nintendo wants to inject us based N64-Gamecube golden era Paper Mario chads with the DEI mind virus. Don't be seduced by Vivian wiener and take hormones. By the way I'm buying the game day 1, you people need to calm down over every minor tweak. The whole point of a remake is to change things around, just emulate the original if you want an identical experience. Considering they're keeping the noose I doubt they butchered the edgy stuff at the level they did Ocarina of time 3D. I'm just here to shitpost and draw Lahla. Speaking of, here's uncensored variants https://files.catbox.moe/slt1za.png and just Lahla https://files.catbox.moe/2sn12m.png
I havent bought a new Nintendo game since Metroid Dread. I want more Metroid Dread. Less remakes of games I've played 3-5 times already. I don't care if it adds new bounces or new hammers or a small little addition here and there. Its not enough. It will never be enough.
I like you, fella. The only first party “must plays” on Switch are Odyssey, Dread, and Forgotten Lands. The last thing the system needs is another remake.
Should gays wanting PM to go back to the 64 & TTYD be allowed to play and get a new game in the series that does go back to that format if they didn't support this game? I say no personally.
>SMRPG
Top tier, frick you zoomie/millenial homosexuals who were either babies or still in daddy's ballsack when it came out >PM64
Also top tier, felt like an actual sequel to SMRPG >TTYD
Very good but the level design was a bit of a step back >SPM
Absolute dogshit, bad platformer and bad RPG >SS
More forgivable back when we thought it was just a one-off handheld that missed the mark, terrible after we realized it would become the standard >CS
Pure mediocrity >TOK
Lacking in some areas but surprisingly not bad, too many people didn't give this one a fair shake IMO >SSS
Very good, not the best world design but fricking amazing combat >PiT
Pretty good, cool alien vibes and made great use of the dual screens >BIS
Pretty good, liked the Bowser fights but don't remember much else >DT
Didn't play >PJ
Trash
>SMRPG
Fine game but the isometric platforming is cancer >PM64
Agreed >TTYD
Agreed >SPM
It's just alright >SS
Frick no, genuinely the worst game I've ever beaten. Getting 2 sequels was only a bonus of shit. >CS
You're probably right but I refuse to play it >TOK
I'll only play it if I got it for free, I;m not giving them money for Tanabe to spit in my face for a third game in a row >SSS
agreed >PIT
Agreed >BIS
Agreed >DT
Demo completely turned me off from the game, way too much fricking talking >PJ
You're probably right
Also, naming the game "Paper Mario" and making a series out of it is where it all went wrong. PM64 should have just been SMRPG2 with a unique aesthetic, they went way too meta with all the paper shit afterwards and it makes the series suffer as a result. Bring back Mario RPGs, end Paper Mario.
Lighting takes priority over framerate in most games it seems.
Demake looks like shite m8 >being able to see the background through the windows? here have BLOOOOOOM instead!
I actually like how the remake is coming out but the backgrounds or lack of in this case has been bothering me a lot, they really needed to go back and recreate the old backgrounds better alongside giving more things those halftone dots the game used to have way more of. It's especially confusing since some things do still have it prominently like the key art.
i don't care if things are looking less grim now because of the remake, you will never delude me into thinking that the sticker star trilogy was good. the revisionism surrounding origami king in particular is already absolutely fricking insane, there's no way that game should be anywhere higher than c tier
>treehouse is going to edit this line too so crump no longer mentions tvs specifically
pain.
don't give a shit about FPS. I'm excited to finally play this game!
What do you mean? The game was out forever.
>Game Cube being underpowered hardware
what? it was almost on a par with Xbox.
>Paper Mario fan exited to finally play it
>deadinside.jpg
>Paper Mario fan exited to finally play it
For the first time
How is he a fan if its their first time playing it fricking moron.
it's a variant of the persona meme you dip
Earthbound*
The original was about Earthbound fans getting to finally play the game since it was rereleased on the Wii U Virtual Console
looks like I was the b***h ass newbie all along...
I guess 64 or Super don't exist, huh?
Yeah, me too. I would settle for a HD port, but a remaster is better than expected.
blastpilled
I do when it already was in a higher framerate
> I'm excited to finally play this game!
But you could have played it for the last 20 years
I've played it multiple times over the past 20 years, some with enhancements, some just vanilla, some with mods and I will be playing this version too.
I need all versions of TTYD injected into me, fricking love this game.
I did 3 times via Gamecube and I'll fricking do it again a fourth next month on my switch.
I've played one file where I maxed out the in-game timer to 99:99 and another file where I got EVERYTHING, every badge star piece and recipe and I'm absolutely playing the remake as well
I didn't care about the Game Cube being underpowered hardware. I don't care about the Switch being underpowered hardware.
>Game Cube
>Underpowered
>underpowered hardware
It was a misinformed defense for Nintendo's decisions with the Wii, the claim that they always used underpowered hardware. In the Gamecube and N64's case, it was storage capacity, not power, but now that Modern Vintage Gamer peddles this as well, despite covering the N64 and PS1, it's ogre.
It was from the wii forward that nintendo started making underpowered shit, gamecube was powerfull enough
>Gamecube
>underpowered
You're clearly a newbie. The PS2 was far weaker than the Gamecube.
Well yeah, the Gamecube had games. Includiing this one in particular.
>GameCube underpowered
you're full of shit, moron
>the Game Cube being underpowered hardware.
But it wasn't. It was technologically superior to the PS2.
>I didn't care about the Game Cube being underpowered hardware
it was stronger than the PS2
this will be the first time i get to play TTYD. I missed out on it back on gamecube so i'm kind of excited.
All said, what is the actual excuse?
The art direction and aesthetics of TTYD helped a lot for the game to run that smoothly. The remake doesn't look that much better and with 2 fricking generations inbetween, one would expect it to run at 60fps all the same.
For as good a library as it has, the Switch is an underpowered piece of shit. Hell, it was an underpowered piece of shit from moment one, honestly.
it's cute you think the hardware matters at all. If the Switch were twice as powerful they'd just raise the level of detail 5% more and still manage to only hit 30fps. 30fps is a choice, it's not caused by system limitations, it's caused by managers deciding to prioritize bullshots over gameplay.
PS5 movies don't even run at 20fps
Crying about the fps is just a shitpost, the real travesty is the censored localization. If you're so much of a consumer that you're okay with it being butchered you aren't a real paper mario chad.
Just download the HD textures if you want it to look crisp. No need to pay for this https://forums.dolphin-emu.org/Thread-paper-mario-ttyd-hd-texture-pack-v2-3-october-17th-2023
Nice!
makes it look like a flash game from 2008
The word you are looking for is soulful
Sorry gay, looks like there's quite a bit new content you emulation cucks will be missing out on.
like?
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The art direction and aesthetics of TTYD helped a lot for the game to run that smoothly. The remake doesn't look that much better and with 2 fricking generations inbetween, one would expect it to run at 60fps all the same.
>>Wii
just gamecube with airmouse
>>Wii U
just Wii with HDMI port
just Wii U but portable
>This remake is on a system with the same specs, of course it's half the framerate. Good thing ryujinx will probably have a patch for it
The Wii is barely more powerful than the Gamecube, the main difference being the upgraded RAM, but from then on you're very wrong. From Wii U vs the Xbox 360 discussions and onward, there's quite a bit of contradictory info (just Google it), but the Switch is a bit more powerful than the Wii U. It's just a bad port.
You know you can emulate the switch, right?
I have a life and actually leave my fricking computer room.
>he said while posting on Ganker
Terrible argument. Portable computers exist. Handhelds, not just laptops. Hell, you probably got suckered into an unlimited data plan, you shill. You can just stream it with one of many applications. I use Steam Link.
>Emulates the remake
I want to support this though so nintendo knows that old paper mario is better than any of the crap they have put out for the series in the last 15 years.
It will be the definitive way to play TTYD. New content and everything. You lose again OG losers.
what's the new content?
NTA but I better be fricking able to fight Prince Mush this time
>Prince Mush as a bonus boss if you become the Glitz Pit champion a second time
Would be kino
We've seen some changes to the traversing pipes and I think someone mentioend some tedious aprt of the game had been streamlined, like the triforce fishing in WW.
Overall when Nitnendo makes these remakes they usually add moron-proof things along some "hard mode" stuff or slight extra content.
Oh yeah there's an "extra" menu section now with Cocnept art and all the music from the game to listen to. That's always appreciated I guess.
vivian's gender reveal party
new content? you didn't want new? you want the same game again for 70 dollars?
Vivian reveals that she's biologically female and uses her going into reality machine so she kiss you on the lips and let you play with her wobbly beach ball belly.
But anon, what if vidya girls think real life people smell just as bad as we think girls interacted with through going into games machines do?
I'm excite to get to finally play my favorite game
Part of me's upset that this 2020 prediction didn't come true.
I want to frick the door fairy.
papergays are so unfunny
What? I thought ToTK, Color Splash and Sticker Star had le amazing writing and 4th wall breaks!
TOK is great actually, I don't think anyone cared or talked about the writing of the two other games.
>What? I thought ToTK, Color Splash and Sticker Star had le amazing writing and 4th wall breaks!
Such projection, or perhaps you know jack shit about the series.
Damn it moot
>Adresses the player, a kid on a important plot point
vs
Now post the amazing writing of new paper mario
>Toad comes up with no explanation
>I am depressed! My wife left me!
>Leaves
See how stupid you look?
>ttyd remake sells well enough to merit a new classic pm game from modern intelligent systems
>it's still written by taro kudo, meaning we'll get the same HILARIOUS!!1! 4th wall breaks and meaningless character sacrifices from tok and cs
>it's going to be localized by modern day treehouse
>we'll be stuck with kevin afghani voicebytes
must... cope... by thinking... happy thoughts...
>>we'll be stuck with kevin afghani voicebytes
If they even do voicebytes again, TTYD and to a lesser extent Super were really the only ones to do Mario's voice whereas all of the other games mainly relied on sound effects.
Vs
https://youtube.com/shorts/G7pXS_OHTCQ?si=oPTAyfbIQcu63L2l
>New paper mario might have dogshit combat
>Dogshit exploration
>Dogshit characters
>Literally the same story every game
>All puzzles being solved by hammering them
>B-But atleast it has good and mature writing
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HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THE TOAD SAID THE THING
They removed the bottle from the floor in the inn. Shitty remake.
Captcha: Haa V
watch as the next paper mario game be another sticker star like
Why was Paper Mario never added to Smash? He makes more sense than over a dozen characters.
Tanabe wanted to kill the character, so no fricking way he lets Sakurai put him in smash.
>paper mario gets added to smash
>probably replaces Ice Climbers or something because of the whole hammer + partner dynamic
Question is, would Paper Mario be locked to his PM64 party members or PMTTYD party members?
both
Paper Mario with 64 Party Members
Give Paper Mario a separate echo fighter with his TTYD party members that plays slightly differently to make up for the slight differences between 64's and TTYD's abilities
Four partners, half and half. Goombella, Kooper, Bow, Bobbery. Tippi and a random Pixl appear in taunts.
Sakurai doesn't like the character and instead wanted more Fire Emblem characters, that he likes
Brawl would’ve been the only time to add him and make it work. After that you’ve got the grubby NuPM stank all over him. He’d have no partners, some gimmicky replenishable resource mechanic, and his final smash would be some ZANY real world item.
He wouldn't have had his partners even were he added in Melee or Brawl. He'd just be Mario with a hammer.
Mario is already in the game
Paper Mario is his own character according to Mario & Luigi
Well according to Paper Mario 1-3 he's just Mario. Some of the things he encounters in Paper Mario first even go on to appear in other games.
I like the Star Spirits in Mario Party 5.
Don't forget Whacka being in Mario Party 6.
Cuz he is just Mario AND he can’t be a clone, it doesn’t really add enough to justify his inclusion.
I don't care about the game but using the new thumbs up in this way is quite creative haha
Frame rates aren't as important as Ganker thinks/wants them to be.
>Frame rates aren't as important as Ganker thinks/wants them to be.
They’re very important in something like a twitch based shooter, but irrelevant in an turn based RPG.
An interesting observation: the only gays who say higher framerates arent important are the ones that dont have the option of higher framerates in the first place
Frame rates aren't "important" but worse graphical fidelity hitting 60fps looks better than higher graphical fidelity at 30 outside of screenshots.
Anyone playing 64 before TTYD?
I'm thinking of playing that TTYD 64 hack all the way through honestly.
Buy an ad.
does anyone not expect there to be a day 1 mod to make it 60fps?
I wonder...
How well did Origami King sell?
I think it settled just south of 3 million or so?
Thats good. Means theres a market for this.
I think this games gonna do well with reviews and reception too. So that'll really help too.
>I think it settled just south of 3 million or so?
I think it was 3.5million at the end of 2021
they're not going to return to form even if it sells well
You don't know that.
I haven’t ever played the original but I’ll probably pick up this remaster
I wouldn't be happy unless they literally just rereleased the GameCube version and even then I would find something to complain about.
I only play games to find things to complain about. Complaining is more satisfying than playing video games. I love complaining. My entire life revolves around complaining.
But video game companies should still keep trying to satisfy me even though though I will never ever let them succeed because I get a perverse thrill from making people strive to meet a deliberately impossible goal.
I am physically incapable of seeing anyone who isn't me as a person.
Ganker in a nutshell.
See? This is why I do what I do. Because it needs to be done. So many people on Ganker stubbornly refuse to say what they really think, so I have to say it for them. If people on Ganker were more honest, I wouldn't have to do anything anymore.
dumb-dumb
>I wouldn't be happy unless they literally just rereleased the GameCube version and even then I would find something to complain about.
I really doubt anyone would complain if the original game was ported, ran well, and sold for a reasonable price.
The ONLY way that Nintendo could have played this without pissing a good chunk of people off would have been to port the original TTYD as previously mentioned and announced a true successor to the
original games.
Unfortunately, they opted to exploit the artificial scarcity (that they created) and release a couple of (low effort, by definition) remakes as damage control for the blowback OK generated. It’s hard to see it as anything other than a greedy, insincere, half-measure. There are, undeniably, a lot of people who will be experiencing TTYD for the first time, and that’s great (aside from the higher price point attached to subjective improvements). The problem is that this doesn’t do anything to fix the ill will after two decades of neglect.
>the higher price
It’s a $10 difference with two decades between them. Unironically a pretty acceptable price increase. Also still cheaper than buying the GCN release second hand.
You misunderstood my meaning. A virtual console style rerelease would have been up to $40 cheaper, assuming it was priced reasonably.
>But video game companies should still keep trying to satisfy me even though though I will never ever let them succeed
But what if they put the bare minimum in and sabatoge any additional effort to make the game fun or have good mechanics?
I do want to support classic PM, but I'm just not paying for a downgrade of a GameCube game.
Ok then buy Paper Mario Origami King
Why would I buy garbage?
>Why would I buy garbage?
Pearls before swine
The internet will be more insufferable than ever these next few months.
these threads already are
The game explain troony already made a video about this.
Multiple outlets were allowed to preview and play up to Chapter 3. Don't any of you think if they were going to explicitly change Vivian and make her heckin' trans and valid, we would've heard a peep about it from one of the smaller outlets by now?
My prediction is the change here is a deliberate one that can be interpreted as an attempt to pander to the troony crowd, but can also just be Beldam disassociating from Vivian because they're family and she doesn't like her, which doesn't require her to be a troony because Beldam hates her regardless. It's a little wild to see stuff like
and people preemptively cheering. Maybe I'm the one coping but it's always better to be a healthy skeptic. If it turns out they didn't change much about her at all, then all those people cheering this small scene on are going to end up with egg on their face.
What Japan is progressive
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>commits arson
why is mario spider?
Can't deny that this picture is fricking funny
You guys realize that the FPS change actually affects the game, right? Paper Mario has a heavy emphasis on timing for attacking and defending. You have action commands during battle just like the Mario & Luigi games.
All the reviews said they had no problem guarding. There's also a new practice mode you can partake in by talking to a Toad npc when you wanna train.
iirc reviews have said the timing is more lenient, so they probably adjusted accordingly. Changing the FPS in any game with real-time input is massive so it would've been a massive fricking blunder to not account for it here-one that I'm sure not even IntSys could've mustered.
So 60fps is just easy mode?
Wouldn't 30 frames be easy mode depending on how they handle it. If the frame windows stay the same than you have double time.
Unless the timing was entirely hardcoded it shouldn't be divorced from the framerate the game is running at like that
If the timing is different at all it would have to be an intentional change
Well this isn't a straight port. The look will be the same but the actual code is probably all different.
Good things when remaking a beloved game:
>Additional post-game or side content that doesn't feel out of place
>Extra builds/perks/weapons/etc
>60+ fps
>Higher definition textures, lighting, etc
>Some rebalancing if there were problems with the original
Bad things when remaking a beloved game:
>30 fps
>Changing the artstyle
>Rewriting dialogue to fit modern californian standards
>Butchering gameplay systems
>Drastically changing the story
>Cutting content which was in the original (e.g. battle frontier)
>Invasive MTX or always-online functions
It could be a lot worse, but I'm not seeing any reason to even pirate this remake.
even more shortcuts
From what I've heard some Dungeons are now expanded.
I don't care if it's a quality of life change, this looks ugly, awkward, and really out of place.
>Casually build a lethal fall into your home
So does Vivian have a penis or not
Its there if you believe, Anon.
I have no interest in this game only because I played it on Gamecube right before the remake was announced.
Same, i'll just view a video that will list everything new like for every remake they do
>imagine running at half the framerate
>imagine being $60
Couldnt be her
what the frick is wrong with nintendo people?
You're really asking that when Pokemon is the most successful franchise ever?
>30fps
>DEI-fied localization
>somehow worse graphics
>basically the same game again
>holds the rest of the franchise hostage if we ever want to see the older style again
>probably much easier
They did the impossible
They made me not want to purchase one of the greatest games of all time
Bravo Nintendo
Stop samegayging you fricking loser.
can't they mod emulated switch games? if botw got mods surely someone in the ttyd fan base is autistic enough to edit the dialogue
Most Switch 60 FPS mods just remove or modifier a frame limiter.
In emulation, it's sometimes not even necessary and you just disable the VSync of the emulated Switch (and have your GPU set a frame cap instead).
Some games this works really well and greatly improves performance and input responsiveness (Unity engine stuff).
Other games it's not viable and messes up the timing (Penny's Big Breakaway as an example).
Unreal Engine games like Princess Peach Showtime are also easy to modify their FPS cap, and for the most part the game runs flawlessly except for one specific bug introduced in one scenario. The patch itself includes a workaround fix through a button combination.
Basically expect 60 FPS support for the Switch version of Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door really quickly, maybe even day one. It depends on what engine the game uses.
Like nobody expected the Super Mario RPG Remake to be made in the Unity engine (but it also needs no mods what-so-ever).
choke a dick somewhere nazihomosexual.
You're trying too hard
Modern gamers are at the point where they'd rather the graphical updates and 30fps than 60fps with no graphical updates. I don't get people who think that's a worthy trade-off but that thinking is why memetracing took off.
It's pretty fricking obvious there's gonna be a handful of Switch games that get a "performance boost" when playing on the Switch 2 or whatever it's called. This will be one of them.
>Nintendo Entertainment System
>Super Nintendo Entertainment System
>Nintendo Wii
>Nintendo Wii U
>Nintendo Switch
>Super Nintendo Switch U
>Gameboy
>Gameboy Pocket
>Gameboy Color
>Gameboy Advance
>Gameboy Advance SP
>Gameboy Micro
>DS
>DSi
>DS Lite
>3DS
>3DS XL
>2DS
>Switch
>Switch iPocket
>Switch Color Lite
>Switch Advance 3
>Switch SPXL
>Switch Micro 2D
So what you're saying is
>Super Nintendo Switch Pocket Color Advance SP Micro Lite XL U (featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!)
The Switch 2 will never be released anon. It's a meme. 10 more years.
>30 fps downgrade
Holy frick! Where are all those stupid localization shills now? They have to defend this one.
>2.1m
Why are we letting Trannies pretend this is a win when Vivian is already stated to be a real girl. This is like Shiver all over again
Pride cometh before a fall, dear Anon.
Is all the gameplay and technical details of this remake gonna be washed out by the battle over this ghosts gender?
Do not interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
Let them have their moment in the spotlight.
Nothing's gonna happen, they'll get to act smug and get away with it.
Who cares? You gamers will make excuses and buy the game anyway. Just like with Stellar Blade. You guys will NEVER boycott.
>implying that i will spend money on a Nintendo Switch game.
no one cares about your e-celebs, go back to Twitter where you belong
Stupid bawd
>20 years of neglecting original fans
>sometimes outright spiting original fans
>need to damage control after OK backlash
Apology not accepted. This isn’t the game that longtime fans actually asked for.
Doesn’t help that virtual console was killed for the sole purpose of justifying the cost of NSO and marketing full-retail remakes. There is no acceptable reason that TTYD wasn’t made available as a digital port priced at $20 years ago.
It's more or less what I asked for as a long time fan.
I would've preferred it just be an HD remake like last year's Metroid Prime Remastered
You asked for a shitty port? Didn't the Wii U already gave you that?
I get wanting it to be on the Switch, but I really don’t think the game needed fixing, at least not enough to warrant the required development resources. Nintendo’s approach to retro releases is unfortunate.
>but I really don’t think the game needed fixing,
Really? TTYD is my favorite Mario game and one of my top 10 games of all time and even I wouldn't go that far. Chapter 2 and 4 definitely need fixing. I doubt TTYD Remastered will fix them, but I would definitely be in support of reworking those chapters to be less tedious.
>TTYD Remastered
It's remake and that's something you gays need to accept.
I don't think Ch2 is that bad unless you end up fighting with the shitty Puni pathing too much
Ch4 needed a shortcut to the chapel or something after the first few runs back and forth
>Puni pathfinding
Lets be honest it's probably been reworked anyway. I can't imagine Nintendo leaving one of the game's biggest frustrations unchanged when they've seemingly acknowledged and improved the backtracking complaint.
>unless you end up fighting with the shitty Puni pathing too much
That's exactly what I ended up doing every time I played the game.
>Ch4 needed a shortcut to the chapel or something after the first few runs back and forth
Exactly. Thematically, chapter 4 is my favorite. Gameplay-wise, it's my least favorite.
There are other chapters that could use a bit of a tune up. TTYD, for how amazing it is, is not perfect.
At the very least they should make it so danger/peril badges don’t stack
alternatively they should make it so the dodge chance badges don't stack so that way there's an actual risk to using that strat.
i played it a bunch of times as a kid and i don't remember anything being outright bad but i would often quit replays halfway in because certain parts were just so fricking slow
The translation needed fixing. And I don't mean it in a shitposty 'ooh frick the chuds' or 'it needs to be more based' way, I mean the translation is surprisingly messy in select places.
>multiple references to PM64 lost in translation (Toad Town is translated differently every time it's mentioned, various references in the emails are wrong like 'Goomstar Temple' instead of 'Crystal Palace')
>"Dark Lakitus throw Sky-Blue Pipes!"
>Grodus's responses at the end of the game are swapped between the Yes and No options
>Hooktail's inconsistent gender (from what I can tell it's actually not an intentional joke, it's a frickup)
>The final issue of the Rogueport Gazette is missing its entire fricking last section in every language but Jap and Korean, robbing the game of another PM64 reference and a hint toward one of Zess T.'s recipes
I'm sure there's more but you get the picture. It needed a once-over from day one.
I’m not bothered by tweaks that improve consistency / accuracy. It’s kind of difficult to trust them to actually make the correct edits, however.
>Chapter 2 & 4
Sure, they could be made less tedious, but I find that the issues with those chapters gets a little blown out of proportion. It’s nowhere near the levels of jank + tedium found in other retro games. Compare TTYD to something like DK64 (or even Sunshine, if you prefer comparing it to another GC title) and tell me which needs to be fixed.
The only for sure game I'll get for the rest of the year
Would much rather have a 64 remake instead because that one could use a graphical upgrade. TTYD on the other hand looks timeless and the shitty remake looks objectively worse in comparison
TTYD looks like fricking hot garbage with the comic book look and no lighting. TTYDgays have no actual taste in art. TOKs art influence is saving this ugly game and 64 looks amazing til this day.
Demake looks like shite m8
>being able to see the background through the windows? here have BLOOOOOOM instead!
i despise hd2d with all my heart.
Colour?
64 looks better than TTYD, what are you talking about
PM64's pixel art characters look better than ttyd's art.
you’re just traumatized because everything after TTYD is shit and a piece of paper is fundamentally no different than a sticker. these are essentially the same models as the sticker games without the white border, but origami king and color splash looked good even if they were shit games
They wouldn't be able to capture to SOUL of the original games sprites
I LOVE VIVIAN AND HER FEMENINE PENIS
It will be the best selling and highest reviewed paper mario game. When the next one drops and it's the true successor of 64 & TTYD I think all trannies who didn't support this should be ignored, unfriended irl and not be allowed to be PM fans.
I'm not going to bother playing the remake unless they made Luigi's quest playable.
I'd play if they added boss rematches like Mario RPG remake
Nintendo has told outlets who previewed and are reviewing the game to not reveal othe new content. So there's gotta be something big worth keeping a secret.
>I want them to ruin the best joke the game has
Yes
They ruined the fart joke?
Not playing it
>Made over 20 years later
>Looks worse than the original
?
is there new stuff in this remaster? or meaningful changes? thats all i want to know. if its worth playing the new version or if i can just play the regular one again
>remaster
You're so gay
>is there new stuff in this remaster? or meaningful changes?
Yes. They streamline how to switch partners so you don't have to pause anymore. And some additional shortcuts, a new training mode, the partners now have sprites for when they turn around, every character now has their own unique sound effect for their speech bubbles, and some stuff Nintendo is keeping hidden.
Just a reminder that the last Paper Mario game (TTYD, July 2004) released before the last F-Zero game (F-Zero Climax, October 2004).
Super is a good game and i don't care for any arguments you have.
Super is a decent story wrapped up in a game that somehow manages to fail at being a good RPG AND Platformer simultaneously
Super is an action rpg
Super is dogshit. Better than what came after it, but not half the game PM or TTYD were
>Super is dogshit
Correct.
>Better than what came after it
Incorrect. I'd rather play Color Splash and Origami King again than even touch Super.
Um... ew. Super was gross and heteronormative, get with the times you filthy chud.
You will not get me to like Super just because the trannies dislike it. It was a good story stapled to a bad game that killed one of Nintendo's best franchises.
Super is flawed with some really shitty gameplay decisions that mar an otherwise excellent story, character variety, and soundtrack.
Nastasia is my wife nonetheless
Actually November 21, 2019
That's not a Paper Mario game. Where is the RPG elements? Where is the storybook aesthetic? Where is the good writing?
All there, friend! The art leaves a bit to be desired as it's an indie team's first attempt at things, but it's my favorite Paper Mario game now.
This game really does feel like old paper Mario, they captured it perfectly
For sure. Bug Fables is an easy recommendation for fans of the original Paper Mario games. Props to those devs for doing what Nintendo (still) refuses to do.
The UI is horrendous
No it isn't
I have eyes, anon. It looks bad.
JUST BUY IT! How can you possibly NOT spend your $60+tax on this and expect to not be called a moron?
What's bad about it?
Sterile, less colorful, no rainbow waves on options, battle UI is horrible all one straight line, the text boxes don't stand out since they have lighting. It's a complete downgrade.
>no rainbow waves
A homosexual I see
30 fps remake for real?
so what's different about the remake? i don't pay attention to switch ports because they don't usually change much.
does it do anything to justify its existence or is it just another naked cash grab?
lurk more
ok so its nothing then. thanks
That's only nothing if you're a zoomer.
Hoe did they get away with this design?
I still can't shake how much these things remind me of her, and wonder about that sometimes.
New paper mario ttyd remake released a video and it showed concept art of flurrie which was literally just that cloud but female lol
>Flurrie was supposed to be a Bub-ulb and an egg plant from Yoshi's Island
>Hooktail's concept art shows how she was intended to be a Blargg from SMW
Amazing that we're even seeing shit like this at all, even more amazing that they kept any of it.
>Amazing that we're even seeing shit like this at all, even more amazing that they kept any of it.
Nintendo and Intelligent Systems keep all sorts. Nintendo had a copy of the source code to Secret of Mana (which is the only way it got remade because Square Enix lost it).
I hate the nu-Paper Mario artstyle something fierce. Paper Mario was never an arts & crafts world. It was a pop-up story book.
And the paper elements were either visual, a curse like this game treats the transformations or a few throwaway gags.
>this game treats the transformations or a few throwaway gags
I cannot stress enough how bad that aspect of the recent trailer was. Even worse, it spoiled a shit ton of surprises for new players. Easily the worst trailer I’ve seen in a long time.
The new animations are all super fricking cute.
Bratty mouse.
Needs correction.
She's a hag
>papershit craft store art style
Ill keep emulating the original
>but it will have new content!!
No it won't
Where did the thumbs up come from?
They went woke and replace Mario’s hand raising into a thumbs up.
Oh frick. The euros cucked us
So is there actually anything new being added that has substance and isn't just a tweak to the original systems? Or is it just
>Nintendo is keeping the new content a secret!
And then there isn't actually any and its just bait to sell copies
How many more times do you plan to samegay?
>ask a question
>"OMG YOURE SAMEgayGING JUST BUY THE GAME!"
have a nice day
Look just pay $60 for the new tutorial toads and worse visuals, okay?
That's it. Just some tweaks and casualization. That's the 'content'. The word 'content' is so disingenuous, it could mean anything.
You know you can just not fricking preorder the game, right? You can simply wait until the review copy inevitably leaks a week ahead and people can actually confirm or deny actual changes
I don't preorder anything. What kind of moron does that?
Why so hostile? Some people are just curious to know what these secrets are. You fail to realize the people who are the most skeptical or in your words, doomposting are the people who want Paper Mario to return to form the most and don't want to be led on. Simply re-releasing a game with less optimization isn't enough, it may be for you, but some people have standards, especially if they're charging sixty dollars for a game that was cheaper and properly optimized two decades ago.
Just wait, dumbass. It's that simple
>I'm dumb for not blindly praising and accepting something that looks inferior to the original product
Hmmmm.
You're a moron for drawing conclusions about a product you've only seen screenshots of and asking obvious questions that do not currently have a definite answer.
Shut the frick up and wait, and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game. Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
>I don't want people thinking critically and asking questions in my nintendo worship threads
Sorry, they put the fricked up script and UI on full display already. Guess that doesn't work.
>Shut the frick up and wait
No.
>and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game.
>Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
Pot Kettle Black.
You're a moron for drawing conclusions about a product you've only seen screenshots of and asking obvious questions that do not currently have a definite answer.
Shut the frick up and wait, and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game. Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
>I’m reverting back to my hacked setup at the end of the Switch’s run, but I doubt I’ll come back to it often if I have to deal with the typical joycon issues.
I personally fell for a Facebook ad meme and got some GameCube looking ass joycons from a company called NYXI, however they also have more standard joycons and so far they've been great. I've had them for half a year and the only issue is that the color has faded from the sticks but nothing wrong with the hardware.
>Shut the frick up and wait.
No.
>and be specially quiet if you've already made up your mind that you won't play the new game.
I will not. You will deal with it.
>Last I want is your insufferable ass hanging around the threads next month
You ought to take a look in the mirror when you call someone insufferable. Like
said, if there was something to show, they would have shown it by now. They gain nothing by leading on fans of this game knowing damn well Sticker Mario is reviled.
Please don't think for yourself. You're not allowed to form your own opinions on games. You wait until the reviewers get their copies and say "10/10 best remake ever" and then you eat it up like a good little nintendo fan
Truth is, Nintendo doesn’t care about the old “core” audience anymore, and the newer audience doesn’t have a frame of reference for how things should be.
Nintendo's core audience is the ~14 million people who bought a Wii U, so why bother?
Normies' wallets outvote them in the race to the bottom.
The Gamecube version was 20 years ago, Anon. This version is aimed at children who weren't alive back then. Simple as.
My lasting gripe is that this approach is essentially abandoning the remaining old guard. A proper sequel and TTYD port should have been announced at the same time.
It’s just sad to get tossed aside after being here for decades, anon. The Switch has demonstrated that things aren’t getting any better, so I guess I won’t be missing out on much.
is keeping the new content a secret!
Why do people always have this copium? Whenever Nintendo reveals a new remake or remaster and there's worthwhile new content worth mentioning, they pretty much always make it a point to advertise the new content to your fricking face plain as day in the reveal trailer so there's no mistake about what's there and what's not. Hiding it does absolutely nothing for them marketing-wise. We just recently had Super Mario RPG and while it did not add much, they did make sure to heavily advertise the new post-game fights and tease Culex 3D before release. We haven't seen ANYTHING like that for TTYD. We aren't getting anything.
>New content is most likely a separate quest just like the shitty bonus content in Mario & Luigi remakes
hope the new content is boss rematches or quests with the 64 partners like it was originally planned
It's just gonna be the same garbage as the kirby release + bowsers fury + bowsers jrs Journey + Bowser's minions
if they included a luigi sidemode that would be pretty hype even if it had no combat and was just basic puzzle solving
what was wrong with the magalor mode? didn't pick up rtdl dx
Kirby in general is pretty mediocre and stale.
RtD is one of the outliers aka, almost resembling an actual game.
Magolor is too short, and kinda generic tbdesu, atleast they kept the multiplayer aspect
to me, rtdl to that period of kirbywas what nsmbwii was to the nsmb era, the token of stale. not sure what you see in it, robobot for example was superior
>Kirby Return to Dreamland
>Literally one of the best kirby games
Which is not a high bar, most kirby games are 4/10s
>Triple Deluxe, which is Rtd but singleplayer and mega suck
>Robobot which is just Triple Deluxe but with metallic textures
?
Kirby and the Forgotten Land is the only kirby game that feels as significant as a new mainline mario game or just a big game in general
My dad works at Nintendo and he says the new stuff is Paper Luigi.
You guys analyzing the shit out of the hardware, I hope you're remembering that the switch is also a Handheld and is not only that, but the games have to be able to transition from docked specs to hardware specs at any moment.
>Handheld
>somewhat bulky, inconvenient for travel
>controllers are uncomfortable for extended play
>sticks disintegrate themselves
What a terrible execution of an amazing concept.
You say that, but the switch is literally the only system that I play BECAUSE it's also a handheld and I can play at work. I can beat a long rpg on a matter of a week or so while PC games I can't make any real progress unless it's a weekend.
It's not hard to find joycons online that are better, more ergonomic and cheap than Nintendo's filmsy ones. Like, none of the shortcomings that the switch has as a handheld outweigh the sheer utility of the function.
I think it worked better when we had dedicated handheld consoles. The games were catered to that format, and the hardware held up better while also being more compact.
>good joycon
Give me some recommendations. I’m reverting back to my hacked setup at the end of the Switch’s run, but I doubt I’ll come back to it often if I have to deal with the typical joycon issues.
>docked
>last gen performance
>frickall storage
>cartridges more expensive than discs
>proper controller sold separately
Lmao the seething when this things 90+ on metacritic will be something else. Not playing the original, less content slop.
Nintendo fans eat this shit up. They love paying full price for bad remakes while the best versions of the game are out in a landfill and will never be made available for sale.
>will never be made available for sale
From a game preservation point of view, this is arguably the worst part of this remake. The original game will very likely never receive an official port.
we got Superstar Saga for GBA on Switch, I don't think we can't get the original from GameCube on a future console
Call me picky, but NSO rentals are far from ideal.
>shills pretending like 30FPS is the big "dealbreaker" of the game that mandates 500+ post threads in order to dodge talking about the multiple noted instances of censorship and appealing to trannies because FPS is easier to argue against
interesting tactic
FPS is an objective downgrade, while some troony will inevitably argue that censorship is actually a good thing.
>30fps
>censored
>pozzed tl
Zero reason to play it over the original.
But its going to have super secret new content thats going to absolutely blow your mind when it releases! Just make sure you preorder it and don't ask any questions or else you won't get all the new stuff theyre adding
I'm less upset at the Vivian shit than I am the other censorship like the catcalling Goombas. It showed that it's rude and that bad people do that. What the frick is the point of removing badguys being bad?
The new localizer needed to shove in their quippy marvel replacement to show his chops.
I have to wonder if this is one of those script changes that's in the Japanese version too. The translation seems to be closer to the Japanese version in a bunch of little ways already, and while we already had some autist comparing the JP GCN script to the new version yesterday, I haven't seen anyone post the JP version of the Switch scene. We know the JP script has undergone changes here and there, so if the JP version changed the flirting, it wouldn't surprise me if the English version followed suit.
I really don't think NOA is going to do anything drastic with Vivian. Mario is Nintendo's most valuable brand and identity, they really don't want headlines from Fox News saying "Super Mario Goes Woke? First Transexual Character In Mario Appears In Newest Game".
Treehouse has been playing with fire in recent years and they're gonna get themselves fired if they keep pushing the envelope.
>First Transexual Character In Mario Appears In Newest Game
And yet they never threw a shitfit with Birdo
Birdo is hot so that doesn’t count.
Kinda like how it is with Poison.
Anon, normies don't know that about Birdo today. That information comes from supplementary game manuals from over 30 years ago, and the main pink Birdo has almost definitely been silently retconned into just being female by this point. Vivian joining Mario's side after getting disowned for being male (in Japan) is a significant plot point in a big "new" story-based game. It's not really the same.
Outside a wink (like the song she sings in Sticker Star) Birdo has been pretty much just a woman for decades now, it's not the same. They haven't brought it back up into the limelight in forever
Knowing Treehouse today they'll definitely dogwhistle it with some nudges and winks that'll fly over general audience's heads.
What was censored? The Coomba Trio?
>switchgays will get easymode superguard due to 30fps
LAUGHING AT SWITCHKEKS
I for 1 will never touch the original slop again after this drops.
Is this what passes for bait these days?
The bait would be attempting to shit on this when this will go down as THE Paper Mario experience. If the next game drops and it's the game we always wanted after TTYD, and you didn't support this? I think you shouldn't be allowed to play it.
>Demake defender falls for Facebook ads
Sorry, I wasn't trying to demean the disabled.
The only game worth getting in 2024.
>We got a Paper Mario TTYD Remaster before a Metroid Prime 2 Remaster
Hey if I'm gonna be backtracking in these old fricking Gamecube games, I'd rather have TTYD. At least in that game it's a little faster.
Prime 2 remaster will probably be announced at the next big Nintendo thing, though. Wasn't it already leaked?
Wouldn't be surprised if we get that later this year.
The new content this will have seems so awesome
Yeah, all the new content such as
new music, new animation, new secrets, new characters. this is like the definite version of the game. the vision they couldn't make due to the limitations of the gamecube.
I wouldn't call this a remake, but rather the actual game finally being released.
>limitations of the gamecube
The limitations that made it run at 60 fps while the shitch can only manage half?
You're responding to bait
for a game like this you don't need 60 fps, that was part of what held the game back. there's very little movement where there's any need for anything more than 24fps in this game.
I'd say day 1 download but are NSP/XCI even a thing anymore? didn't they kill switch emulators perma earlier in the year somehow?
Ryujinx is still around, isn't it?
Not after I tell Nintendo
>not having a hacked switch
SAD
The better question, where do you get NSP/XCIs these days? nsw2u has dead links left and right when it used to be the #1 spot.
PLEASE REPLY
>tfw the last paper mario game I bought was TTYD and the next paper mario game I will buy is the TTYD
If you didn't play this game in October of 2004, you're not an original PM fan. Simple as.
This is the only PM game, the only Mario RPG worth having. If this one fails now, we never get TTYD 2 and its over for MRPGs
Not buying a demake of a 20 year old game.
This is the definite version of the game. The game they wanted to make 20 years ago.
a handheld lmao
You didn't play the game in Oct of 2004. You can't give an opinion.
I still have the box and disc in my room.
>the only Mario RPG worth having.
Mario and luigi super star saga mogs it
TTYD > BIS > PM64 > SSS > SMRPG > DT = PiT > PJ > SPM > TOK > CS > SS
>BIS
No
>a handheld
No issue there
I'll never understand Bowser's Inside Story people, it's a huge improvement over PIT but it's no Superstar Saga.
>I'll never understand Bowser's Inside Story people
They’re /d/egenerates
playing as bowser is hype, it's as simple as that
I didn't get any scarring fetishes from it since I wasn't born a degenerate
The were zoomies that thought shitty DS touchscreen gimmicks were peak gameplay, it's that simple
And they got erections from stimulating Bowser's prostate (yes, that's really in the game)
no, thats not in the game
Yes, it is https://www.mariowiki.com/Rump_Command
You're literally prodding around inside Bowser's ass to make him "grow", how the frick else are you supposed to interpret that?
It's called being a normal child and not being exposed to the idea of anal sex by your uncle
I bet you thought the "Vibe scepter" from Super Princess peach totally wasn't a dildo joke either, Nintendo was horny as frick during the DS era
it just sounds like you were molested, or exposed to pornography early on which is molestation so... yeah. I'd work on that if I were you.
That's not where the prostate is. Giga Bowser is a canon character in the Mario Universe. It's clearly just a Bowser specific component of his biology.
And they went and put it inside of his ass, real nice job there Nintendo people totally won't think anything of that
The wiki you linked says the rump command is in his tail not his ass. And what do you mean went out of their way. That doesn't make sense in this context. You think there were trade-offs and disadvantages with placing the rump command where they placed it? No!
I like playing as Bowser, and the concept is really neat. Gameplay is just as good as the other M&L games.
There's also the soundtrack, mogs the rest of the series and it isn't even close. Not even Paper Mario can touch it.
>Gameplay is just as good as the other M&L games.
it isnt, every game after the first one is a step down
not true when pj exists, gameplay wise
I havent played that one so maybe your right but I stand firm in saying bis is not better than ss
If somebody told me this was Kingdom hearts music, I'd believe them.
TTYD > the rest
PIT is the worse m&l
I used to believe TTYD was peak, but then I realized I've played PM64 countless times whereas I've only ever given TTYD a full playthrough once. Just something about the charm and sincerity of PM64 that I prefer, to say nothing of the world and dungeon design vastly mogging TTYD. PM64 dialogue can be a bit silly too but it's genuine, whereas TTYD is when the dialogue starts getting overly comedic. Battles in TTYD are better but that's about it.
PM64 is just a better game in general. Yes TTYD had better battlesystem and OCs, but PM64 looks better, has better soundtrack and has more fun chapters than TTYD.
I absolutely love the watercolor BGs of PM64 and I was always worried if they ever remade it if they would recreate them accurately. Maybe it's for the best it just got put on NSO. I don't think my heart would be able to take all the scenery being changed to blatant papercraft shit.
why do people get mad at paper craft in paper mario?
it insists on itself.
It's dull
how so
Because 64 looks good and the paper focused ones do not, baitkun.
Paper Mario prior to Sticker Star (and Paper Jam retconning Paper Mario as a book) was just regular, 3D mainline Mario from Mario 64, Sunshine, etc. going on RPG adventures conveyed through a 2D artstyle. It was not literally paper. After Sticker Star, everything became paper and it was made to be its universe and timeline separate from mainline Mario.
paper mario in JP was originally called Mario Story before amerimutt localisers changed the title
Have you played TTYD64?
I've heard about it and Master Quest, yeah, but haven't had a chance to try it yet.
I've heard that its a really ugly fanmade mess
I don't know why people really recommend TTYD64, I played through it on the hardest difficulty and it really just felt like they added tedium to things that weren't an issue before. Worst part is the soundtrack being changed to have poor versions of TTYD music, actually ear grating for me. Having a Bow mode is sex though.
Best post ITT
>SPM lower than fricking Paper Jam
I agree with Dream Team's placement though, so all is forgiven
It's not a good RPG.
PM64 > TTYD > SPM > PiT > SSS > DT > BIS > PJ > CS > TOK > SS
No, this isn't bait.
SSS>TTYD>PIT>DT>BIS>PM64>SPM
post sticker star games aren't worth playing
>CS > TOK
As someone who's never touched a nuPaper Mario, what's the logic here?
It's an opinion I have that I have never seen anyone else share exactly. But for me I really hated the pace of TOK, all of the combat takes way too long now compared to CS and while I don't like CS's combat it was at least way quicker to finish so having a another new combat system but it takes 10x longer was a huge chore and I found myself more frustrated than I was with CS.
I also feel like they over corrected on the level design, whereas CS was semi-linear with a level select and stupid goals, TOK did the opposite extreme and made maps so fricking huge multiple times where you need to ride a boot car to get around or use a boat. I also feel like they doubled down on the Toad rescuing thing which I already really disliked in Paper Jam and CS. Then there are bits like the ending being similar to CS's ending, I disliked Bobby's bullshit of him sacrificing himself and then they still do the joke of them looking all the same later, the script in general felt really spiteful honestly. I 100% Color Splash (hell, nearly 100% SS even outside of those 4 flags) but TOK I couldn't bring myself to try it. Other smaller bits are Snifit or Whiffit > Shy Guys Finish Last, I think TOK has the weakest OST so far (not even bad, just not memorable) and frick being locked out of 2 completion markers for never using accessories and never dying once without being told (why would you have a marker for not using a mechanic anyways?).
I forgot to put Super Mario RPG between SSS and DT, sometimes it's above SSS, those 2 are really on-tier for me.
>PM64>TTYD
Incredibly based, only two worth playing and you ranked them correctly
>PiT>SSS
Even I can't be this contrarian.
I still love SSS, I think it's very understandable for people to prefer it but for me I just found PiT way more engaging with it's story and stakes, alongside the "bleakness" it has a touch of, I also don't like how you can beat a lot of bosses in SSS in one or two turns.
Really? Off the top of my head the
>Chuckola cola monster
>Popple and Birdo
>Cackletta
>Cackletta soul
>Trunkle
>Giant piranha plant in the airport runway
fights definitely took a few turns. I'd rather fights be quick than be PIT slogs.
Only Cackletta's Soul felt balanced to me in how long it was (especially since Bowletta really does go down in 1 turn). I hear people say PiT had long fights and felt like sponges but they never bothered me and I didn't even play the European version that changes that stuff. I prefer them being shorter than how long the SSS remake's can take, that Cackletta Soul fight in the remake drags on for so long.
>spoiler
No, it is. Even if you think it's not.
>pj over spm
opinion disregarded
seriously wtf is wrong with you
>pm64 over sss
not as offensive as the last one but really?
>pit
better then the ss trilogy and pj but worse then everything else
doubt that
im not even going into this one
>BIS
I mean it's a good game and all, but why do fans claim it's the best Mario RPG game? The M&L parts inside Bowser feel too boring and you just want to get through the end of the area as soon as possible. Playig as Bowser was fun though
Bowser's Inside Story is dogshit and I am tired of pretending it's not
>Empty ass overworld with exactly 1 extra fight to look out for and beans
>Worse bros combat than SSS and PiT
>Bowser combat is half baked
>2d sections
>Puzzle attack pieces instead of actually learning moves
>Linear as frick, worse than PiT
>Gimmick hell with blowing on the mic and tapping screen
>Bros moves are dogshit
>Intrusive as frick minigames
>Globins and block people are bad designs
>STARLOW
To be fair, all the M&L overworlds are kinda shit.
If you didn't play this game when it was originally a Wal-mart demo titled "Paper Mario 2", you're not an original PM fan. Simple as.
Yeah it's a Switch game.
The real question is, what does anyone gain from shilling this one?
>I don't care that superguarding was absolutely murdered
ok
Superguarding should be removed entirely
skull tissue
>Immune to damage
>Skill
Lol
yeah superstar saga fricking blows, literally no skill playing that game you're immune to every attack
timing superguards will kill zoomers
if Monster hunter 4U gays cry about FU's hitboxes instead of iframe dodging
half of these franchises had already become shit before their 3ds titles
>shitting on Planet Robobot, even if indirectly
>shitting on the 2nd RtD rehash when 5 of them came out literally back to back
???
It's just worse dreamland 3 anyway
>the game that does the good stuff from several other games, but better than them, is bad
It figures I'd find an opinion this garbage in a TTYD thread. I can't even imagine how you come to the conclusion that it's worse than Dreamland 3.
The robot gimmick is just a worse animal friends.
Prove me wrong.
Why don't you prove yourself right since you're the one making such a ridiculous claim? The robot actually has movesets with moves that are more generally useful than the animal friends who have one single move per ability, and half of them are situational.
Dreamland 3 also doesn't have a Meta Knight mode.
Kirbygays are basically worse Pokemon fans in terms of conformism
I dont care enough to argue about a 5/10 vidya franchise
This, there's like 3 actually good Kirby games and then the rest are just interchangeable mediocrity
At least Pokemon has stuff like the porn or the trading card game to stir up passion
You're in a goddamn Paper Mario thread.
And paper mario had atleast 1 game thats above mediocre.
Your point?
64 is 10/10
Not him, but there's actually some platforming challenge in DL3, since enemies have a lot of patterns and you need to take care to avoid them. Animal friends are each unique sidegrades rather than straight upgrades, they all have things that are better about them, and things that are worse about them, than just Kirby. And the puzzles are typically integrated right into the level design. You also have the freedom to take any animal friend you want anywhere you please up until the very end of the game.
While I like Robobot too, it has almost no platforming challenge, since the enemies just kind of stand around waiting for you to kill them for the most part, especially in Robobot Armor sections. where you just become absurdly OP. It's almost the same thing as Super Abilities, Hyper Nova, etc. The only real intrigue it has besides spectacle and the final boss is puzzle rooms.
>dream team on here
good joke
>Danger Memeio
What a lame way to play the game.
>playing the most overpowered build possible
Skill issue
If it makes you feel a little better, there's a good chance the superguard may be based on the Japanese release.
Seems like a strange change.
If I could buy the game with the diorama I'd be in the shit in heartbeat. Game looks good. You gays that tell people not to buy this shit probably spend more than $60 a month on even dumber shit that has less value
did anyone one else get stuck on the chapter where you're supposed to get the bomb guy? I never beat the game as a kid because of that and I gave it to one of my brothers friends but he killed himself
At first yeah because you don't know who to talk to so you're basically going up to every NPC til they mention general white then head to the next location to do the same thing. It was annoying
I only often got stuck at creepy steeple, the great tree and glitz pit because when I played it the internet was scarce so I had to retrace my steps often.
PiT is better than BiS and im tired or pretending it isnt
Trying to keep expectations low for new post-game/side quest content considering nothing has been shown yet, but I really hope they add in the rest of the unused OG partner cameos in the post game.
PM64 = SSS > TTYD > SMRPG > BIS > SPM > PIT > Frick the rest they're all shit. Yes, even Dream team piss off with the constant tutorial garbage
>SS > SMRPG
Shit taste
RPG's battle system is inferior
>pit over Dream team
eugh
Looks and sounds worse than the GC game.
Thoughts on the "voices" for dialogue now?
The thwomp one kills me because it's exactly what you would want.
The one thing I keep getting annoyed by when looking at footage of the remake is how shiny all the floors are...
TTYD always seemed a little more rough around the edges and filthy to me than your average Mario game. So why does every ground have this exaggerated polish on it?!
What bothers me the most is the fricking sewers being bright and shiny.
i will not be buying this remake. Sorry!
Dogshit UI. Just use regualr dolphin like normal person.
>Dogshit UI.
theres literally nothing wrong with it
Retroarch is the worst fricking UI I've ever tried only tied with Discord, what is it with zoomers and shilling the absolute worst computer interfaces known to man
retroarch UI is worth learning, those crt filters are cool. It completely replaced all of these.
playnite is awesome dude, i got N64 roms and steam games on one launcher
Please someone leak this game so the homosexuals at NoA and paper mariogays can seethe
are you moronic?
What a picture-perfect thread on Ganker. Hoo!
In a perfect world, Whacka Bumps would have no nutritional value.
But this is not a perfect world.
It's fricking over, kid
Wrong thread, motherfricker.
I dont care if you insult me, i will not buy your game 😛
It's not my game.
GotY 2024: Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door.
It's amazing that we've had 2 years in a row where the GOTY was a remake of a Gamecube game.
I'm going to buy the TTYD remake and enjoy it just like I did with the SMRPG remake, and there's nothing you doomers can say to change my mind
Thats cool, just like you i will enjoy saving my $120 like i did for SMRPG 2023 and TTYD remake as i prefer the originals in nearly every way.
Based, though I will be trying the remakes on my hacked Switch at some point.
>because remakes are fricking stupid
When a game can be easily ported, I fully agree. Love hearing people talk about how much “effort” is going into a remake when, in reality, nearly all remakes are low-effort, by default. They are taking an existing, proven blueprint for a game rather than creating something new, and all motivations for choosing to “remake” instead of doing a simple port are coming from the financial interest of the company.
Awesome, I'll be playing day 1 and discussing it with friend's who never played the game.
Could have down the same with a cheaper, digital port and enjoyed it just as much. Happy your friend will experience some form of TTYD. I just wish he could have done so for less money, with a recently announced sequel to look forward to.
Honestly it couldve been a lot cooler. I remember that little glimmer of light of mp4 when metroid prime remastered came out. Enjoying a beloved game that has higher quality assets along with hope for the sequel was pretty cool. If only it happened with TTYD.
>metroid prime remastered
worse than the original
Other than that purple beam webm and samus's face (debatebly) whats worse?
>If only it happened with TTYD.
I kinda agree it should of gotten the MP1/Pikmin 1+2 treatment, though people would of still complain either way because they'll say it looks the same just like how morons are saying TTYD remake is an HD remaster right now
only morons that should be ignored would complain, a widescreen port of TTYD with hd assets wouldve been more preferable than what they are doing now in my opinion. Because atleast with that there wouldnt be no moronic 30fps vs 60fps discussion.
It would have still been $60. There’s no way Nintendo was going to sell this game cheap when that Sesame Street puppet and other ecelebs were pushing a TTYD rerelease hashtag a few years ago
Yeah you're probably right. MP Remastered was 40 because metroid isnt a big shot, LoZ SS hd was 60 because zelda is a big shot so yeah i think its fair to assume they would charge the same for TTYD hd.
I keep saying it, but only because I think it’s true. The only way they could have appeased almost everyone would have been to announce a cheap port of TTYD (that didn’t look like shit on modern televisions) alongside an announcement for the sequel people have been asking for. Anyone upset in that scenario could be written off as a moron.
As it stands, they’re releasing a game that original fans have already played to death, and asking Paper Mario fans to have faith that Nintendo will release a true sequel without concrete proof is never going to work at this point. They’re too beaten down.
i might emulate smrpg 2023 remake someday. I Liked the original but not enough to completely shy away from the remake.
A remake can be good only if the people remaking it have good ideas... but if they had good ideas, they would be making a new game, because remakes are fricking stupid.
You just posted a game that's like the original remake that started this remake trend. But guess what? FR & LG are good. Remakes can be good.
super paper mario fans are homies with homestuck and dangan ronpa profile pics. genuinely some of the most obnoxious writing i've ever seen in a video game
How early will this get leaked on Ganker? New pokemon games are 7+ days early but this aint as popular as that, so realistically maybe 2 days?
probabbly a week before, SMRPG 2023 leaked 7-8 days before release date.
why buy the remake when the dolphin HD edition is free of charge?
I already bought the game 15 years ago I don't want to have to pay again for the same fricking game with a more woke localization.
This isn't like even a decade ago where the localizers were just putting in whacky translations now they are actively trying to put trannies into every remake/remaster/etc.
Because with a Switch and the game everything that just work itself out for you, you can easily dock it to a tv and also take it with you? Also, there's actually helpful quality of life enhancements and there appears to be additional content. You people are so fricking annoying. I guarantee any given month you gays spend more money on shit way dumber than a fricking video game.
>$60 for 30fps "remaster" of 20 year old gamecube game
No thank you!
The 30fps issues in years to come will be a none issue when you realize they'll shill performance boost on older games for their bww hardware. Always happens.
Great, so instead of paying $60 for this remaster, I will end up paying like $460 when i could just emulate the original on my pc.
You'll spend even more money on updating your reddit PC machine first I bet.
Dont need to upgrade my PC of 4 years just to play gamecube games. So you're incorrect on that.
Only 4chin fatties care about shit like FPS, sales, and steam metrics, and the last two are just competitor shills because hiro wants to slowly destroy this shithole from the inside.
I can't wait for the restauration patches for each language and the 60fps mods.
PM64 > TOK > TTYD > CS > SPM > SS
PM > TTYD > SSS > BiS > Super > PiT > DT
The rest aren't worth mentioning.
If you did not like Super, you deserved Sticker Star, Color Splash and Origami King.
forgot SMRPG, it goes between SSS and BiS
Nobody with any taste likes Super moron.
Reminder it's BIS, not BiS.
How about you BISa my nuts?
If you want to actually be correct, it's "MLRPG3!!!".
>If you did not like Super, you deserved Sticker Star, Color Splash and Origami King.
You only like Super because it came out before your brain fully developed.
Stay vigilant, gamers. Nintendo wants to inject us based N64-Gamecube golden era Paper Mario chads with the DEI mind virus. Don't be seduced by Vivian wiener and take hormones.
By the way I'm buying the game day 1, you people need to calm down over every minor tweak. The whole point of a remake is to change things around, just emulate the original if you want an identical experience. Considering they're keeping the noose I doubt they butchered the edgy stuff at the level they did Ocarina of time 3D. I'm just here to shitpost and draw Lahla. Speaking of, here's uncensored variants https://files.catbox.moe/slt1za.png and just Lahla https://files.catbox.moe/2sn12m.png
I havent bought a new Nintendo game since Metroid Dread. I want more Metroid Dread. Less remakes of games I've played 3-5 times already. I don't care if it adds new bounces or new hammers or a small little addition here and there. Its not enough. It will never be enough.
I like you, fella. The only first party “must plays” on Switch are Odyssey, Dread, and Forgotten Lands. The last thing the system needs is another remake.
Nice
Should gays wanting PM to go back to the 64 & TTYD be allowed to play and get a new game in the series that does go back to that format if they didn't support this game? I say no personally.
>dude, trust Nintendo!
lmao
I’ve fallen for that too many times. If this does turn out to be a crowdfunding situation and is successful: Thanks for the money, dummy.
New censorship dropped, boyz
honestly, unlike the others, I kinda like the new line equally
ffs troonhouse
>SMRPG
Top tier, frick you zoomie/millenial homosexuals who were either babies or still in daddy's ballsack when it came out
>PM64
Also top tier, felt like an actual sequel to SMRPG
>TTYD
Very good but the level design was a bit of a step back
>SPM
Absolute dogshit, bad platformer and bad RPG
>SS
More forgivable back when we thought it was just a one-off handheld that missed the mark, terrible after we realized it would become the standard
>CS
Pure mediocrity
>TOK
Lacking in some areas but surprisingly not bad, too many people didn't give this one a fair shake IMO
>SSS
Very good, not the best world design but fricking amazing combat
>PiT
Pretty good, cool alien vibes and made great use of the dual screens
>BIS
Pretty good, liked the Bowser fights but don't remember much else
>DT
Didn't play
>PJ
Trash
>SMRPG
Fine game but the isometric platforming is cancer
>PM64
Agreed
>TTYD
Agreed
>SPM
It's just alright
>SS
Frick no, genuinely the worst game I've ever beaten. Getting 2 sequels was only a bonus of shit.
>CS
You're probably right but I refuse to play it
>TOK
I'll only play it if I got it for free, I;m not giving them money for Tanabe to spit in my face for a third game in a row
>SSS
agreed
>PIT
Agreed
>BIS
Agreed
>DT
Demo completely turned me off from the game, way too much fricking talking
>PJ
You're probably right
Also, naming the game "Paper Mario" and making a series out of it is where it all went wrong. PM64 should have just been SMRPG2 with a unique aesthetic, they went way too meta with all the paper shit afterwards and it makes the series suffer as a result. Bring back Mario RPGs, end Paper Mario.
>makes the aesthetic, colors, and lighting look like muddied boiled piss
>halves the framerate for it
Wa-la, that'll be 60 dollarydoos plus tip.
all i did in photoshop was apply a random lut and it already looks slightly more like the original...
still not big enough, those stubby limbs haven't sunken underneath her armflab yet
I'm just waiting for the fat art, personally.
What would a fat Boo look like?
kinda like this methinks
Why does it only run at 30 FPS?
Lighting takes priority over framerate in most games it seems.
I actually like how the remake is coming out but the backgrounds or lack of in this case has been bothering me a lot, they really needed to go back and recreate the old backgrounds better alongside giving more things those halftone dots the game used to have way more of. It's especially confusing since some things do still have it prominently like the key art.
tsmt
my copy runs at 60fps
The future is bright
Truefax
i don't care if things are looking less grim now because of the remake, you will never delude me into thinking that the sticker star trilogy was good. the revisionism surrounding origami king in particular is already absolutely fricking insane, there's no way that game should be anywhere higher than c tier
>treehouse is going to edit this line too so crump no longer mentions tvs specifically
pain.
Can we have shitty edits of these?
For like trash games like Redfall and Gollum.
Here's a transparent version, go wild if you want.
The title screen music is based on the US version for those who have wondered: https://youtu.be/PwYMn4x9WS4?t=149
you know an unironic slop-eating "person" used this template when the same was also used to try shunning down that anti-gacha ritualposter