Party?

It's Friday Night, and that means its time for you to realize that nobody "actually" plays tf2!
Address: 131.153.201.95:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the frick are there so many saysounds I have to download.
just get them here so you dont have to wait in the server for the majority of them.
Saysounds (~350MB, extract to 'tfdownloadsoundvansounds')
https://madhammer.club/files/saysounds.7z

>This map is taking forever to download/Im getting a mismatched map error
go to http://madhammer.club/tf2 and download the map in question then drop it in the steamappscommonTeam Fortress 2tfdownloadmaps

>as for Cinco de Mayo, you can shoot your cholos and hombres in Fistful of Frags(the actual steam game, not the sourcemod).

Wanna stay up to date with the latest slop we churn out?
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any anons able to add a few kino saysounds?
    much appreciated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can, just make sure that the sounds are 44100hz

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        always do, thanks m8
        >ooomassa
        https://files.catbox.moe/l9qbgo.mp3
        >ajmeltdown
        https://files.catbox.moe/9k3ls5.mp3
        >ajyell
        https://files.catbox.moe/6q26ty.mp3
        >itssaturday
        https://files.catbox.moe/xdug4a.mp3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          alright, I added them in, hopefully they show up next map, worst case its gonna show up after a restart.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    20 KANGZ on cp_egypt
    if you're reading this (YOU) should join NOW

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BLUE

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    approximately 25 friday night frickers on cp_redfort

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fistful of gays
    cant wait for that to be a broken mess along with whatever gay fricking changes the dev made this time

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >got kicked because I didn't like Black folk screaming in my ears

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        announcing muting on a micspam/saysound server? Yeah Black person get the frick outta here. (you're also probably so moronic that you click away from the motd too)

        41 tinnitus sufferers on ctf_boneyard

        type !sounds

        hahahahahahaha

        you are not wanted here spook

        all sc**toid Black person monkey chimps btw go play a real class

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      announcing muting on a micspam/saysound server? Yeah Black person get the frick outta here. (you're also probably so moronic that you click away from the motd too)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      41 tinnitus sufferers on ctf_boneyard

      type !sounds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahahaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are not wanted here spook

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >want to join the Gankeran and play tf2
    >my Overbro Pokemunch says I'm not allowed in

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trans rights matter

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a smallish friend group on steam
    >Become seriously ill, along with other shit
    >end up not using steam for just over a year
    >come back
    >three of my steam friends trooned out, and the other two privated their profiles, changed usernames (not just on steam) to escape the troons
    What the frick happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trans rights

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MYSTERY homieS

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pokebro here, joining soon. Sorry about taking longer than 10 minutes.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fotm streamer trash game
    yea no thank you

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody "actually" plays tf2
    ok that's just a lie.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    41 family guys on koth_snowtower

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me doin ur mom

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    40 equine creatures on cp_[REDACTED]

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >joins a micspam/saysound spam server
    >immediately turns into a rapenugget the moment he starts bickering about the spam
    Learn from this homosexual's mistake newbros, shut up and LURK before you start speaking!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the true fall of "old" Ganker was when the only reply obvious newbies or bait posts would get was lurk moar

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    periodical reminder to disable saysounds by typing !sounds

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kicked again cause I disrespected le heckin' server culture (being addicted to horse pussy)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't a horsefricker server pls understand please rejoin and just learn to speak unless spoken to, newfriend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what he said but I call you a moon cricket

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOO you can't say what you want YOU HAVE TO READ LE HECKIN SERVER RULES AND BEHAVE LIKE A GOOD GOY

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    36 soldiers of Allah on pl_oasis

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH OH MY GAWD I CANT HOLD BACK

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guys did we kill helldivers 2 with less than 25k players

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good
      its a goyslop game

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    39 dudes that beat off 4 times a day on pl_quagmire

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    44 terrorists on cp_carrier

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    extra bump before i make this mcsloppa run

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you grab me a mcgangbag and a large fry too?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and a piece of hot apple pie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i will deep fry you an entire goddamn cow

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    demoman is no skill

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This server sounds kinda homosexual going by this thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it is dont join and have fun with us I mean them

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here know how to host an eye divine cybermancy server?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    43 players on ctf_vector

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How to turn off sounds that play nonstop from speakers?
    I have a headphone connected but these sounds play from speakers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are they playing in both speakers and headphones? or just speakers?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    37 snowdogs on cp_frostwatch

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    btw is the pink triangle some sort of shitlist thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the server is advanced enough to tell when a player is that much a homosexual that they get pinned with the pink triangle. anyone on the server is free to bully them off with impunity.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit fortress 2

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    31 homieS THUGGIN OUT ON CP_Black folk YALL

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > when i see the n word

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    32 players on GARBAGE

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i need Sage's dnb playlist

    kthxbye

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tf2sharty still going on

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    34 players preying and stalking on rats_tequila

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna coom omg

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    32 players with 27 in game getting balls in their face on cp_pacman

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    38 players commemorating the life and times of St. George the Breathless on wacky_races

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guh

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SERVER DOWN SERVER DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SERVER BACK UP GET BACK IN THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    23 elves saving Christmas on ctf_chimney

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My Overbro Pokemunch said I can't join

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /v/an has been fun tonight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I knew how to join in...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you even know how to open TF2?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Here https://www.fortnite.com/

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play tf2 more because it will be dead tomorrow

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    25 CLASSIC homieS on vip_tfc_hunted

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tf2 has fallen. billions must be dominated

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >van is quiet
    >the only ones chatting are the usual admins circle jerking each others

    isnt this just discord?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ive played with some of these homosexuals for hundreds of hours at this point
      >we've never spoken a word to each other
      Sometimes I wonder if we would be friends, but then I remember they would just call me a homosexual and send me their gross furry e-girl inflation porn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >last person to call us friends got kicked

        I dont think we can be friends gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit spacing
          i dont want to be your friend anyways

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why make another steam group when we already have one?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would add people from the server but i'm too shy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what steam group are you referring

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when the micspammer actually plays good music to frag to
    is what I was going to say until you started pouring this audible mud into my ears

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the mud, and this is the micspam. drink the mud and descend

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when are we having a castle wars Gankeran?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ave ave
    ave maria

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    awesome map guys

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    multiple broken maps in a row thats just the way it is
    things will always be the same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you want more broken ass maps

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my server sitreps?

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a dead server for a dead game

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    13 inhabitants on cat planet

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