It's Friday Night, and that means its time for you to realize that nobody "actually" plays tf2!
Address: 131.153.201.95:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club
>Why the frick are there so many saysounds I have to download.
just get them here so you dont have to wait in the server for the majority of them.
Saysounds (~350MB, extract to 'tfdownloadsoundvansounds')
https://madhammer.club/files/saysounds.7z
>This map is taking forever to download/Im getting a mismatched map error
go to http://madhammer.club/tf2 and download the map in question then drop it in the steamappscommonTeam Fortress 2tfdownloadmaps
>as for Cinco de Mayo, you can shoot your cholos and hombres in Fistful of Frags(the actual steam game, not the sourcemod).
Wanna stay up to date with the latest slop we churn out?
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
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any anons able to add a few kino saysounds?
much appreciated
I can, just make sure that the sounds are 44100hz
always do, thanks m8
>ooomassa
https://files.catbox.moe/l9qbgo.mp3
>ajmeltdown
https://files.catbox.moe/9k3ls5.mp3
>ajyell
https://files.catbox.moe/6q26ty.mp3
>itssaturday
https://files.catbox.moe/xdug4a.mp3
alright, I added them in, hopefully they show up next map, worst case its gonna show up after a restart.
20 KANGZ on cp_egypt
if you're reading this (YOU) should join NOW
>BLUE
approximately 25 friday night frickers on cp_redfort
>fistful of gays
cant wait for that to be a broken mess along with whatever gay fricking changes the dev made this time
>got kicked because I didn't like Black folk screaming in my ears
Filtered
all sc**toid Black person monkey chimps btw go play a real class
announcing muting on a micspam/saysound server? Yeah Black person get the frick outta here. (you're also probably so moronic that you click away from the motd too)
41 tinnitus sufferers on ctf_boneyard
type !sounds
hahahahahahaha
you are not wanted here spook
>want to join the Gankeran and play tf2
>my Overbro Pokemunch says I'm not allowed in
Trans rights matter
>Have a smallish friend group on steam
>Become seriously ill, along with other shit
>end up not using steam for just over a year
>come back
>three of my steam friends trooned out, and the other two privated their profiles, changed usernames (not just on steam) to escape the troons
What the frick happened
Trans rights
MYSTERY homieS
Pokebro here, joining soon. Sorry about taking longer than 10 minutes.
>fotm streamer trash game
yea no thank you
>nobody "actually" plays tf2
ok that's just a lie.
41 family guys on koth_snowtower
me doin ur mom
40 equine creatures on cp_[REDACTED]
>joins a micspam/saysound spam server
>immediately turns into a rapenugget the moment he starts bickering about the spam
Learn from this homosexual's mistake newbros, shut up and LURK before you start speaking!
the true fall of "old" Ganker was when the only reply obvious newbies or bait posts would get was lurk moar
periodical reminder to disable saysounds by typing !sounds
>kicked again cause I disrespected le heckin' server culture (being addicted to horse pussy)
this isn't a horsefricker server pls understand please rejoin and just learn to speak unless spoken to, newfriend
what he said but I call you a moon cricket
>NOOOOOO you can't say what you want YOU HAVE TO READ LE HECKIN SERVER RULES AND BEHAVE LIKE A GOOD GOY
yes
36 soldiers of Allah on pl_oasis
OH OH MY GAWD I CANT HOLD BACK
guys did we kill helldivers 2 with less than 25k players
good
its a goyslop game
39 dudes that beat off 4 times a day on pl_quagmire
44 terrorists on cp_carrier
extra bump before i make this mcsloppa run
Can you grab me a mcgangbag and a large fry too?
and a piece of hot apple pie
i will deep fry you an entire goddamn cow
demoman is no skill
This server sounds kinda homosexual going by this thread.
it is dont join and have fun with us I mean them
anyone here know how to host an eye divine cybermancy server?
43 players on ctf_vector
How to turn off sounds that play nonstop from speakers?
I have a headphone connected but these sounds play from speakers?
are they playing in both speakers and headphones? or just speakers?
37 snowdogs on cp_frostwatch
btw is the pink triangle some sort of shitlist thing?
the server is advanced enough to tell when a player is that much a homosexual that they get pinned with the pink triangle. anyone on the server is free to bully them off with impunity.
>reddit fortress 2
31 homieS THUGGIN OUT ON CP_Black folk YALL
> when i see the n word
32 players on GARBAGE
i need Sage's dnb playlist
kthxbye
tf2sharty still going on
34 players preying and stalking on rats_tequila
im gonna coom omg
32 players with 27 in game getting balls in their face on cp_pacman
38 players commemorating the life and times of St. George the Breathless on wacky_races
guh
SERVER DOWN SERVER DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SERVER BACK UP GET BACK IN THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG
23 elves saving Christmas on ctf_chimney
My Overbro Pokemunch said I can't join
/v/an has been fun tonight
I wish I knew how to join in...
do you even know how to open TF2?
no
Here https://www.fortnite.com/
>want to play tf2 more because it will be dead tomorrow
25 CLASSIC homieS on vip_tfc_hunted
tf2 has fallen. billions must be dominated
>van is quiet
>the only ones chatting are the usual admins circle jerking each others
isnt this just discord?
yea
>ive played with some of these homosexuals for hundreds of hours at this point
>we've never spoken a word to each other
Sometimes I wonder if we would be friends, but then I remember they would just call me a homosexual and send me their gross furry e-girl inflation porn
>last person to call us friends got kicked
I dont think we can be friends gay
>reddit spacing
i dont want to be your friend anyways
why make another steam group when we already have one?
i would add people from the server but i'm too shy
what steam group are you referring
>when the micspammer actually plays good music to frag to
is what I was going to say until you started pouring this audible mud into my ears
this is the mud, and this is the micspam. drink the mud and descend
when are we having a castle wars Gankeran?
ave ave
ave maria
awesome map guys
multiple broken maps in a row thats just the way it is
things will always be the same
sounds like you want more broken ass maps
my server sitreps?
a dead server for a dead game
13 inhabitants on cat planet