People who choose to main massive battle hammers arr the same people who fantasize being a woman sucking a massive wiener.
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People who choose to main massive battle hammers arr the same people who fantasize being a woman sucking a massive wiener.
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ok OP, tell me your favorite weapon and I'll psychoanalyze you
strychnine
unarmed
Seething dex gay, get bonked.
No, I fantasize about raping frail weak pathetic men (dex gays) with my massive hammer (wiener)
the weird thing is that it's true. All the hammergays I know either erp as futas or pretend to be girls
That's a very specific grudge you have there, anon.
What an utterly specific kind of projection.
Two handed axes > Two handed hammers
based
Greataxe > Greatsword > Greathammer
For me it's swinging around a large chunk of the environment that was never meant to be used as a weapon.
I fantasize about this and I have never used a massive hammer
Always hated hammergays and dwarf players
Repeat that to me face, wazzok
I'll hammer your dongliz into paste
I would but I can't kneel down that low. I'll just talk louder instead, you are awfully far away.
Oho, clever words for someone in hammering distance. I'll bet your bones are as soft as your affinity for ale
YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK
what about those of us who only like swords or ig MAYBE the occasional extra sexy battle axe
Ive never used battleaxes or warhammers in skyrim. Only greatswords
ive played through the game enough times to main basically all of them except maces or daggers. they all have their own perks
except daggers. i wish they were more useful bc id like to be able to use them, but theres no reason really to use one except maybe to minimize carry eight. sure they attack quicker but they do so much less damage its not even close to worth it.
I carried a dagger around sometimes for stealth kills, besides that maybe having a strong enchant on the dagger would be good for quick kills when needed?
using a smaller weapon doesnt make stealth kills easier i dont think. i used regular sword or greatswords and it did nothing to make it any worse.
Not my fault the cc on warhammers is usually through the roof
Earthshaker from gw1 turned me on to beat sticking every game
I like big sword.
If magic is involved, I only have two questions. Is there edgy shadow magic. Or can I raise the dead? If yes. Then I choose that instead of big sword.
but if youre a fromsoft player..
There is no FROMsoft game that has Necromancy. Don't link me that dumb fricking axe or those skull projectile dumb shit. That's not Necromancy.
inb4 muh pokemon ashes
>also said edgy shadow magic
ok
The picture said "Why not both". There is no Necromancy.
i meant why not both as in a greatsword and magic? your brain is smooth sir.
And how exactly am I supposed to know what you mean when you don't even say what you mean. And generic magic isn't Necromancy. What about this is so difficult for you? Are you dumb?
Elaborate.
Robert will cave your chest plate in boy
I LIKE HEAVY ARMOR AND HUEG GREATSWORD
True
"Why yes, I wish to reclass into a Futa Autofellator."
Non-weapons used as weapons > weapons
I like to use war hammers, 1h or 2h, because I like to bash, smash and squash.
This reminded me of the famous twitter logic:
>Hammer owners are compensating for their tiny dick
Where do they get that from?