pick your favorite video game protagonist archetype

pick your favorite video game protagonist archetype

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dean-O
    that's my name so that one

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    is Demday supposed to be a guy or a chick?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex ambiguous

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        So a boy then. Got it.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mystery armor man. Bonus points if he never takes off his helmet.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bonus points if he never takes off his helmet.
      I dont even want to know what color his hands are

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        This.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the weeb sword guys

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crotogus and Dr. John don't really correspond to much. Buff McFantasy should have frickhuge pauldrons and McEveryman should be a brown, short hair guy in a brown shirt and slacks (with his friend McEverylass, a girl in tanktop and jeans).

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    mystery armor man

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is swimblo a girl?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      non binary (they/them)

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mystery Armor Man but in the heart-boxers unlockable skin where he takes off everything but his Helmet and his Undies.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swimblo and Dean-O are pure frickin' kino

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    tied between dean-o and mystery armor man

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Demday but gradually becomes a full on Dean-O by about third of the way through the game

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    only missing anime man and le stronk woman

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Brooding Anime Man (Boy) and Femazon

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally no games have the crotogus and dr john archetype

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      half-life

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      clearly they're Kratos and Freeman

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dean-O, Mystery Armor Man, and Dr. John are based. Crotogus maybe because a game about some buff black dude who only ever wears underwear could be pretty funny.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot non-threatening, simply designed, mono-white indie protagonist.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those are all Swimblos or possibly Demdays

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Swimblo is supposed to represent a generic indie protagonist, he's too complex and not white enough.
        He looks more like a failed 90s mascot character to me.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Swimblo is simply animal mascot.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    dean-o and swimblo and maybe crotogus
    rest are cringe

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crotogus, because I prefer being the biggest, slowest, strongest character and he sure as frick looks big, slow, and strong.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name ONE Dr. John that isn't from a Valve game.

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