Did anyone else get this cutscene in the new update? Why would I want a big, wet, sloppy kiss from this cheese thing?
Pizza Tower
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>fucked up on P-ranking Bloodsauce Dungeon again
i wish they looked like this in game
give it time son those spriters will finish them eventually
Give it time, we're getting there, 2 out of 5 so far.
>the ass expansion boombox
Why do people keep drawing this thing?
to sexualized for me chud
>people try to call minus8's designs shit
>end up making things like this
those who live in glass houses should not throw stones
>chud
YWNBAW
Yawnfag
would
chuds truly hate beauty and seek to destroy it
>redesigns meant to dunk on minus8's are significantly uglier and less imaginative
shouldn't you be able to back up your smack talk with something
yeah glass houses
Clown World
Well, that person sure did remove the "oversexualized" from the "Shitty oversexualized designs".
the original designs arguably aren't even "oversexualized" aside from pineapple and maybe tomato but then again having a wide figure doesn't inherently mean it either does it
the designs are all oversexualized, pineapple just flirts with straight up porn territory so it makes the others look tame in comparison, like a supermodel standing next to a group of random 7/10 bitches.
pineapple can be put in a less revealing twopiece and she becomes every cartoon beach episode's background character ever
>The Noise is the one who talks about the background
Spent way too much time yabba-dabbing there when Noisette was filmed, haven't you?
"the design can be changed" isn't a valid argument for a design not being oversexualized, it's just an example of how a design can be made less sexualized.
it's a woman in a slim bikini just put her in a less revealing one
that's a design change anon, and an admittance that she's over sexualized.
fucking bimbos sexualizing themselves at the beach
Mad because pined apples is beach body ready Freddy beddy shreddy getty images shutter stock image of guy considering hanging himself maybe I should do that but instead I will eat cereal and watch myself die and cry and cry and eat the tables and chairs and fables and cables and rabies and scabies and the turn tables have returned to the stables
???
I am not stable
Good.
I need more of that shit.
pictured: my thoughts when i'm trying to get myself to stop thinking about that dumb shit i did when i was a kid
You will never make anyone happy. Let a surfer girl wear a fucking swimsuit.
I can guarantee you that even the most skin coverage swimsuit (a one-piece suit) will be sexually appealing because attractive women are sexually appealing no matter what they wear. These freaks will not be happy until all women lop their tits off and gain an extra 50 pounds, dont follow their suggestions ever.
>just wanting to play a fucking cartoony platformer without retards jacking off to OC porn means you're a leftists SJW chud
you're creating strawman's in your head so you don't have to face the fact you're annoying as shit to the people around you.
I mean, when I said "Oversexualized" I was just quoting the tweet to make a joke that by removing the "Oversexualized" from "Shitty oversexualized designs", the person is left with "Shitty designs".
yeah you're right
>hate sexy women with curves
>draw them shaped like penises
Its like pottery
>What the fuck does the mushroom even look like?
>Ugly Tomato Clown
>Cheese looks deformed
>Sausage looks like a ninja or Muslim
RACIST
>Pineapple doesn’t look exotic
These people suck at drawings.
The mushroom looks like those moles from Antonball mixed with a goomba
They don't even look like girls tho.
The hot pizza toppins makes the chuds seethe, hard.
Why do you guys use twitter?
it's good for furry porn
This is based but try to at least post separate chuds seething about it instead of the same schizo.
Focusing on a single one only feeds their narrative of "Transphobia = mentally ill"
Always knew anti-coomers were projecting.
>there happy it got taken down
how do we tell them
>anti-coomers were unironic trannies all along
God.
Imagine being a hideous freak so divorced from the concept of beauty that you can not stand to see it in any form.
In ancient rome/greece they'd write entire anthologies about what a miserable existence these creatures live.
one of the comments i saw from a chud was "i don't like the designs but god i wish to look like mushroom" and it was one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen
was that comment on the minus8 designs or the chud designs?
the minus8 ones obviously
well it's still pathetic but at least they're aiming high
these kinds of things are but a fantasy that only men already cursed with weirdly feminine bodies get
by the way does anybody have funny edits of picrelated
>nice try!
chud designs?
these
Coomers are trannies
Trannies are coomers themselves, but actual, concentrated female beauty like the stuff minus8 draws scares the shit out of them.
It makes them look at themselves and feel absolute despair.
And there's the explanation as to why they've been shitting up the threads.
Good to know spamming toppins is enough to scare away the trans peppino posters.
just be bichad and enjoy toppin girl boobs and fat hairy man peppino boobs, skill issue
>shit up threads with off-model rule 63 porn
>other posters who just wanna talk about the funny haha italian man get pissy
>chud! chud! YOU'RE A chud! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY WAIFU'S BOOBIE SEXO!
That's cool but does cheese slime is have reproductive organs the yes?
Cheese man reproduces asexually like amoeba
No vigilante sex 🙁
Yes if you hate boobs you're a chud
Then just talk about funny italian man without getting pissy. The coomers aren't stopping you from doing so.
I've been in enough /vg/ threads to know that's a lie
Good thing people refused to let it end up on /vg/, then.
/vg/ bleeds over, hence the butthurt between haha italian man posters and "do you think X likes missionary or doggy style" posters.
>going on /vg/
>ever
Gods, you ARE a chud.
/vg/ and the /trash/ threads are mostly gay bara posting tho
They are!
I wonder why the heaps of gay bara posting, or the furry posting is never mentioned, despite being the majority... how strange!
Because they are the minority here where the bitching is. Only the mentally ill know what happens on /trash/
>they
you're not fooling anyone, gay
You've been called out already.
Just stop prolonging the inevitable and join the funny number.
>proven its trannies complaining
yes, fuck off chud
Is this meant to be le based Pepperman OWNING chud with FACTS and LOGIC?
Because you'd probably be better off pick a character that isn't canonically an obnoxious, narcissistic blowhard.
pepperman's self-inserts would be better than anything they could ever make
Funny how you hypocrite fags NEVER say anything about peppino cringe sexualization, shipping garbage or cringe pizzasonas
yup the only problem is when boobies
I hate all of that shit but there's like 1 of those for every 50 toppin girl post. Twitter coomers get bitched about the most because they're fucking loud and consistently posting the same handful of images in every thread.
Can we get a sexy peppino mod? I don't wanna play as a chud
you don't need a mod for that
I want to play as a hot girl not a trans man
we can't save you from your own imagination anon
peppino isn't trans
Ok chud
>"peppino is trans"
>>"what? no he isn't"
>"lol ok chud"
Stop responding to 4chancels
Ywnbaw
>I dont want to play as a chud
Then play the vanilla game or just with vanilla peppino, dumbass.
have a nice day resetera
this is a porn website
a straight porn website
>NOOOO STOP POSTING SEXY BITCHES I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HECKIN FUNNY ITALIAN MAN
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ITALIAN MAN? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED
god you're like a bitch on tinder
Nah, glad twitter chuds couldn't control themselves and outed that anti-coomers are trannies.
All trannies are coomers but not all coomers are trannies
Trannies hate sex appeal. Men like tits! S0iB0i are asexual that have to cover their eyes when they see anything sexual. Nice try tho.
the word coomer didnt exist a year ago
and no trannies cant even fap because they cant get erections
Trannies don’t consume anything. They don’t play video games, they don’t watch anime, they don’t care about movies, read comic, etc. They’re only here to make everything worse! Because they got groomed or they are ugly. They only want us to bend the knee for them! They want to normalize this behavior! They are only here to ruin the fun, and once it’s over they will go on to find a new thing to destroy. Your hobbies will be manipulated by them! And they will destroy it if you don’t gatekeep it hard.
I don't think the part about them not consuming anything is true, lol. Like no matter how you feel about them that's just factually incorrect. Those bros love anime and video games.
I would agree that most of them are surface level secondaries that hardly are involved in the media they supposedly care about. I have seen it a lot with speed running as most trans runners are the worst runners.
It got taken down? Why?
it didnt, the poster just realized someone did it here with mushroom
>chud flag
>shit opinion
>soulless art
Woah I am like so surprised dude like you really surprised me like dude really did not expect it dude like woah dude haha
amazing
>chud can't draw
Woah !
woag*
guy who actually played and was in these threads since release
anti-coomers have always been more annoying than coomers, even when we only had snicky and gayfags to deal with
>doesn't just make something or talk about something for the sake of creative process
>HAS to do something in spite, and even then it's fucking garbage
i fucking hate twitter so goddamn much what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land
I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH
I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH
I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH
JUST LET moronS HAVE NICE THINGS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I wish fuze still did art like this more often then the weird shit that I don't like he does now
mod when?
soon we are having a minus8 dance version of them
anon...
wait, seriously?
impressive!
>ywn be used as a couch by Tomato and Cheese
>they will never take turns fucking your face while the other sucks the soul out of you via your cock
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My Korean ex looked *exactly* liked the mushroom art hoe. How my heart pains whenever I scroll by this shit.
Did she become your ex for a good reason or is your heart still in pain for a good reason?
Seeing a game on Ganker that reminds you of your ex sucks. I was this close to blocking all FFXIV threads in every form but it was too much work. It gets better.
Same, expect my ex was from the Philippines (Well, she's from America, but her parents weren't). Then she started getting into political conspiracies with her parents, they all quit their jobs and went into hiding, and I noped on out of there.
Yesterday's conspiracy is tomorrow's fact, you dun goofed.
Oh hey it's that one twitter guy
>Then she started getting into political conspiracies with her parents, they all quit their jobs and went into hiding
Based, they will survive.
Pretty sure they're currently homeless and the rest of their family refused to take them in because of how paranoid they were.
You people are kissless virgin losers.
Ok, normalfag.
Weirds me out how the third confecti is just the first and second confecti (plus grahmn crackers) combined.
they lazed out with the smore, should've been a pudding cup or even just a graham cracker on its own
minus8 toppins MEGA updated + mods just incase someone asks
https://mega.nz/folder/HX4EkBhL#Fn-jpqkI1W1yD-5AH04ibw
>tomato?
almost done
>sosig and plapple?
sosig guy popped up recently
plapple MIA
aren't there 2 different mushroom mods atm? which one's better?
>aren't there 2 different mushroom mods atm?
no
the original guy disappeared
I'm not sure if it's too much to ask but do you think you could give all the Toppins separate folders, it feels rather disorganized at the moment especially with the nameless filenames
Incredibly strange trope done enough by one man that it's well known to include as an easter egg in porn now.
definitely gotta do that when i get the chance yeah, peoples been askin for it
>sosig guy popped up recently
thank goodness he's alive, last i saw him was a couple weeks ago
Last time I saw a status report sausage was MIA and pineapple posted an update. How the turns the tables the flips the spins the 360s the chairs and the tables and the dining rooms and the table is the table schairble
You ok, buddy?
perhampt
>How the turns the tables the flips the spins the 360s the chairs and the tables and the dining rooms and the table is the table schairble
>How the turns the tables the flips the spins the 360s the chairs and the tables and the dining rooms and the table is the table schairble
i love schizoposting
i'm wondering how the pig city guy's doing
I need cheesy feet
we all do anon
>webm
Jesus.
If i wasn't retarded to know how i would ebsynth that shit with Noise
>no stinky cheese gf
why even live
i need her on my team!
also the game is nice
>The stench mark from her feet and shoes have holes.
That’s actually pretty funny
Are you lactose intolerant or something? Cheese tastes good, simple as
shroom
>Be blind retard
>Notice thumbnail
>"Aw fuck its the fatfags shitting the threads again"
>Hover over the image on accident and notice she'd actually slim as fuck with round, galaxy hips
This is (you)
Why does everyone think this is hot? Do you WANT to get covered in pizza ingredients after a kiss?
I mean, if the ingredients look like
, then yes, pile them on top of me.
No. You just get your face covered in cheese and tomato slices in your eyes
Eh, a kiss is a kiss either way, I'll take it.
I wanna fuck cheese.
>Reddit tower
Leave.
wtf.... source
the source is an insufferable fagbag who does nothing but shitpost which was why i didn't source it because it would've been a waste of time
Nice trips
has mcpig actually commented on the -8 toppings yet?
I don't expect him to comment on fancreations much, especially not humanizations of things. As good as the designs are of course it's not a unique concept so I don't see a reason for him to comment on it specifically, regardless of incessant outrage from babies
He retweets a lot of fan stuff
Well yeah course he retweets fanart but he hasn't any toppin girls yet know what I mean
Alright sweet
He will eventually into the women the minus 8 plus 9 plus 10 equals vine equals 2013 divided by the splinky dinky
You are not powerful enough to understand my language yet.
He didn't retweet my mockup :C
But in all seriousness, while it's more than likely a case of him not seeing it, I wonder if he avoids anything with nonofficial characters, be it of a sexual nature or not.
I vaguely remember him RTing sugary spire
Huh, okay then. I mean, I figured he just never saw my random tweet, but I was curious if the random little onion guy was an issue if that regard, so I was just curious.
Of course not, but we can speculate on what he would've have wanted
@630955762
Who the fuck do you think you're fooling, bitch?
wait where was sausage last seen alive
i won't believe it until i see it with my own two peepers
I feel like this should be in "shameful faps" territory. doesn't help to have recently developed an already confusing love of featureless on anthro girls
there's no real shame in finding snikki attractive, she's a completely separate thing from snick
i tried to open the decomp in gamemaker but it won't load pls help
So when us this getting ported to consoles?
nowhere close to soon
never
Guess I'll never play it then
SAUSAGE
WHEREVER YOU ARE
I REMEMBER YOU
Still only second best
Maaarge what if Peppino gets hit by the cog?
Fuck that annoying cog. Ruined my hitless attempts a few times
$100 dollar smile.
it's $10 actually
Niggy smile…
LOVELY WENSLEYDALE
+1 on the boobs
that's a million dollar smile right there
Plus tip.
this thread is shit, I fucking hate all of you. why can't we just have a good fucking game without you fucking retards making shitty porn OC and shitting up actual game discussion. go to /vg/ for this shit.
i like porn fuck off
everybody likes fucking porn, not everybody needs porn in all facets of their fucking life. you can play a game and not have it be fucking porn. the shit you do is the coomer equivalent of SJW inserting black women into everything. it shits it up and I'm tired of it.
dial8
You could always leave and go away and play and stay and gay and gay and bay and jay and Tay zonday chocolate rain in my eyes ouchie help it hurts when I drink fresh ps2 emulations
how are your pranks coming along
world 1 done
working on world 2
still need to go back and no-hit pizzahead
I did Crust Cove earlier today.
Is there actually already a mod for the girls?
https://files.catbox.moe/s7gsxr.rar
This is for the Steam version, not sure if it works with pirated copies.
P ranked Ancient Cheese. The high of the last part of a P rank where you're all "Omg I'm gonna do it!" after messing up so many times is great. Jeeze, and apparently this is one of the easy ones?
I haven't tried that mod. Was the cheese toppin made by the same person who did this mushroom?
nah cheese was done by a different sprite artist who isn't as good as the mushroom one
I mean, idk if I'd say the mushroom is that much better, I think cheese came out pretty well.
I prefer the cheese one over the mushroom one
No, it's a colab project. Each Toppin is being worked on by a different animator.
i pranked the whole game in under the first week
Already did it. Pizza Scare’s ghosts can fuck right off.
>Tfw realized to keep a combo, sometimes, you just can slow down run into less shit and keep it by throwing/slamming
>Tfw i still go mach 5 because fuck being slow
Worlds 1-3 done and dusted with chef tasks to match. Trying to counter burnout by only doing one level a day because once the pranks are done and the chef tasks finished, I'm going to try for the bragging rights stuff that isn't tracked.
And I'm gonna accidentally kill Snotty, and feel that despair of fucking up a prank run but an order of magnitude worse
>been trying to p-rank john gutter after getting john and snotty approved
>keep getting s or losing my combo because i keep hitting on of the fork dudes on lap 2
>watch a vid of some guy doing it
>realize ive been missing the third secret every time
>mfw
Once you P-rank John Gutter, the barrier breaks and all becomes possible.
i hope so
>i keep hitting on of the fork dudes on lap 2
was it the one that pops into existence after you take the pizza box to the last floor
that fucker got me twice
congrats
the worst thing about the minus8 girls isn't that they're sexy, it's the glaring anime inspirations. it clashes with the PT concept hard.
eh
>hoodie with an italian hat style
>cheese princess peach
>street hooker
>track top, shorts and sandals
>a swimsuit
none of them particularly jump out to me as anime
The worst thing about the minus8 girls is that they're made by minus8. Had any other artist come up with these very same designs, i assure you we would have at least half the idiots on Twitter complaining about them.
Minus8 wouldn’t care at least. He’s Korean, while anyone would bend the knee to those chuds.
If I did it id draw them even sexier out of spite
But alas my hand cannot make beautiful things because I suck at art.
My hand too cannot create beautiful things or wear beautiful rings or make people beautifully sting and fling and dingaling and bring your hand to work day if you're gay and you stay at bay with a tray on your tables and chairs and chairbles and stairbles and gray fables and jumper cables on my eyes ouchie they no feel good I do not CAPTCHA: 0WNJ0Y this
>Minus8 wouldn’t care at least
If I had a $1 every time he had a break down on twitter I'd be able to buy 5 people on this thread Pizza Tower.
At least he doesn’t bend the knee to the chuds and redesign them. Also, pic related.
>At least he doesn’t bend the knee to the chuds
I think the only thing that "clashes" are their lack of noses. Pretty much every other human or passably human character in the game has a pretty big nose.
If there was a 6 topping, who would it be? I put bacon or onion on my toppings.
I just noticed that if we make it a cyclops we get a zigoton
Ahem, PATAPON 3 IS NOT A PATAPON GAME
YOU HAVE NO ARMY
YOU HAVE NO MINIGAMES
YOU ARE A FAR CRY FROM PATAPON 1 AND 2
PEOPLE LAUGH BEHIND YOUR BACK AT WHAT A MISTAKE PATAPON 3 WAS
olive
I'm partial to onion
Idk if the anon is here but I really appreciate your mushroom toppin animations. She’s cute and fits almost perfectly in the game
Yup, I'm hear, I actually made the post right above you. But yeah, glad you like the sprites, she was fun to animate.
*here
I need to slow down and reread what I type
I don't really care about the minus gijinkas, but they bring in more buzz for the game. I'd say that's a plus.
Sugary Spire Leaked Build
https://mega.nz/file/XdoFiQhJ#JGa7PCkmg0jeF1ED9oOc-LqjVFSrvryPO1vDYZy7skU
October 2022
https://mega.nz/file/KRB31awa#yZIFHvTRa0mdk5RguZvMFhkKygj0NipN_wcoLjwxcJA
September 2021
https://mega.nz/file/OEIRAYSK#TiYMl7Xok8iKgcG5CAoBZRMsolAU79PDbFiXPsyHgLk
the entire pizza tower gamemaker decomp
https://mega.nz/file/bFhQ0LLa#ga3tVIL1c07uXWmzZD9QbWYFsulLIirjKL_sdINmcxU
a more outdated one, but it has a music.bank and eggplant switch build
https://mega.nz/file/vRQDkCaC#BdDHebvKasQaBiaHhniN8S4uVkm8q71p27-AIrgi73A
Reposts, reposts! Everyone get your decomps, 0 dollars a pop!
Is this the game?
its the entire gamemaker decomp of the game yes
also some playtester builds and chud spire
It is a decompilation of the game and a few more builds, decompfag here has been distributing them since yesterday, god bless his soul we can properly mod the game now.
spoon feed me
how does the sugary spire leaked build work
you just download it and open it
only one that should require spoonfeeding is the decomp
huh
I guess I never pressed any keys
cheers anon
fuck meant to reply to this
cheese femtoppin is the only good one
noise saibot
I couldn't resist
The Nigroid
Noid is a nig-
God damn it done already.
THE GROID
noigger pls
How many bullshit obscure luck based steps are required to unlock him
you need to wire up an entire 24-inch pizza to your computer to run pizza tower on, p-rank ALL the levels in under 10 minutes to have a 10% chance to unlock the fight against noise saibot. itf you don't get the 10% chance, you have to try it on a different zip code
You also have to find the PTG in every level and mr stick has to fly by the moon with his helicopter hat with a disappointed expression on his face in the final fight
Does he have a skeleton?
Nah, he's boneless
With a 2 liter of coke?
deadass
Boneless Pizza
Why has nobody made a title card for that yet
>5 years ago
completely forgot about this stupidity
The gimmick for the level is that randomly Baku will say something like UNDERSTANDABLE or YEEEZY and the screen will distort
>ordered a chicken pizza from a mom&pops pizzeria
>has a entire drumstick bone on top the pizza
To this day I have idea if they did that on purpose, There’s no way to not notice a giant bone sticking out
We still don't know what it is
it's PAINT ASSHOLE
I've tried 😛
Stop trying
and start making the rest
What if she gave you that sloppy kiss but when she moved away her lips sucked your face off and she started eating it
I don't know, I guess I'd call the authorities and explain the situation to them.
YOU FUCKING TATTLETALE
Look tomar, it's you!
COME ON AND SLAM
So... are these even about the game anymore?
Seems to me like another cookie-cutter coom thread. Jesus Christ, this board really should just change it's name at this point.
What would the baby look like
A pizza-human hybrid with the inherited insanity of Peppino and Totino, or alternatively somehow half-spaghetti (Peppino had a pasta ancestor some generations ago)
What does this face expression mean?
panick
"he's actually mad this time"
Arousal
having the absolute time of his life
but also deep pain
>aw fuck hes folding me into a calzone
This
It took me a minute thinking something's wrong before i realized it's wrong side up
OOOOH SHIT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>I fucking hate italians
pain, fury, but due to his personality, he can never stop smiling. He has spent so long as a grinning charismatic trickster, that the smile is the only expression he knows, and he just dresses it up to how he feels
“I have made a terrible mistake”
chud game btw
mindbroken by pizza, sharty
He's gone, anon. You need to let go.
Oh hey that's nice.
What's that?
sugary spire
Sooo did Ganker make new topping monsters?
Home stretch
imagine the blowjobs
With those lips I'm pretty sure she'd suck it clean off the bone
Um...Anon? Penises don't have bones...
She ated all of them
Boneless
UNDERSTANDABLE
possible. i'm willing to test this hypothesis
DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
DO NOT STOP ME
FOR THE GOOD OF ALL ANONS, I SHALL SACRIFICE MYSELF
YAMERO TAKESHI
WOAG
YEEEEOOOOOW
NAUUAUGHHH
C'MERE YOU LITTLE FUCKER
Is the Pizza Tower discord server good or is it better to stay away?
>discord
bro it's in the name
it requires phone verification
No need for phone if just lurking, and please stay away from the #ptt channel, it's cancer most of the time
The other channels are fine but maybe a bit dead sometimes
Got it, thanks anon.
Saw one of the mods (not Mcpig, he's chill) claim pepperman was a chud ally when there was a huge flood of shitposters and one posted the graffiti pic. Then it turned into a dozen trannies derailing the discussion in #pizza-tower-talk into saying how they feel welcome on the server and how "those" chuds are just different, bad chuds that are only on twitter scot-free despite several minutes before there being warns from the same mod and complaints from same people about how the channel should be game-related during a different topic derailing it.
TLDR its a generic populated video game-centered discord.
It's weird that getting a B and C grade sound the same but all the others sound different
WOOOAH awesome graphics!
post it on twitter and see chuds seething
Are we even talking about the wacky Italian game anymore
Can we stop talking about trannies for 1 thread
A Specter Is Haunting Ganker
At some point this button was changed from "call him a gay" to "call 'her' a chud"
and we can't stop talking about trannies until the button changes again
Transgenderism is white culture and lots of whites visit Ganker. You're either a chud or obsessed with trannies. There is no middle ground.
Transgenderism originates from gnomish professors from Weimar you dopey newfag.
And yet most trannies are white Americans and their oppressors are white chuds like yourself. Hmmm curious. . .
Dr. Chud is Japanese you dopey newfag.
actually it originates from your mother after I fucked her so hard last night that her pussy inverted
hello keffals ynbaw
It's the same guy talking to himself. You're making the dangerous assumption that it's not one guy with an obsession.
>still no Wario mod for Pizza Tower
sad
Peppino has something like 3500 individual frames of animation for the game, don't count on it.
>be me, in class
>fat kid, also in class
>obsessed with pizza tower
>bring the game with a usb key and use it to play on the school computers when he can
impossible
you might have a better chance in a decade or two
Do you think Noise will get new color pallettes different from Peppino's, reuse the ones he already had from the various demos, or just copy Peppino's alternate colors
copy peppino's alternates
I'm hoping he'll have his own like the demos have shown, it'd be a bit boring if he had the same as Peppino's. Not asking for different unlock methods, just different colors.
I think he should get new clothes that you can unlock by playing as him.
First one being dough-yellow that is the default for him but is also unlocked for peppino once you play as him for the first time.
that's fair
GUYS THIS LEVEL KEEPS ON KICKING MY ASS HOW DO I BEAT IT
Does vigilante have genitals
Does cheese have peepee help
thread needs more sexy rats
I automatically save any toppins art that includes Peppino
based
me too
i want to watch peppino fuck the shit out of cheesy and fill her up with shitty corrupted sterile dead sperm filling her fruitful and engorged womb with cheese and cheesy smegma spurts all over her gooey cunt like an open wound three four fifty times pumping gooshing huge amounts of retard italian genetic material into the poor cheesy maiden who has gone silly dumb retard with pleasure and vomit inducing hedonism
Why would his sperm be corrupted and sterile?
punished peppino hurt in the war and can never have children reduced to slavering man with a deathwish living on borrowed time doing horrid stuff to fill the void before it embraces him and he eats them alive
that's just you minus the war veteran part
you also don't really fuck unless you pay first
It's his shitty fetish.
We all know peppino's sperm have little angry Peppino faces and he can charge shot to instantly impregnate whoever he wants.
He is the Italian Stallion after all.
That's true
i hate this since to me, the toppings feel more like peppino's adopted children. ignoring the fact that in game he gets money from them lol
Mr. Stick's underground slave trade
>Demo toppins when they are getting thrown by Peppino into Johns vore-hole
Yeah, I like the idea that it's a similar dynamic to Gustavo and the sexified Brick, where Peppino doesn't treat the Toppin Girls any differently than he would any other person.
Women are for fucking, retard
so is your asshole, you fucking gay piece of shit, kys
Stop projecting chud
>he doesn't get it
I like to look at it that way too. I like to imagine them helping at the restaurant. It's especially amusing to imagine how they'd help customers at tables. Sausage would hardly talk, Pineapple would be WAY too friendly, like thhe kind of waitress that pulls up a chair and just starts talking, and Mushroom would faceplant while bringing you your drink.
Tomato's efforts are obvious, but what would cheese's be like?
And what would ham do (if anyone has made a ham girl yet)
she'd ham it up
Honestly, I could see her taking things less seriously in that regard. Like you have to basically twist her arm to get her to work, and she'd usually be found slacking off somewhere.
Real questions, What about Bacon? I imagine her having an always pissed look that makes everyone think she's mad, like an angry complaining customer would shut the hell up when she shows up. In reality she's just bad at talking and doesn't mean to make a pissed expression.
>Real questions, What about Bacon? I imagine her having an always pissed look that makes everyone think she's mad, like an angry complaining customer would shut the hell up when she shows up. In reality she's just bad at talking and doesn't mean to make a pissed expression.
Doesn't that just make her a second sausage?
Depends, Sausage could talk some, just no more than she needs to, and would probably have an aloof personality. Bacon would probably hardly be able to talk, and her awkwardness would be misinterpreted as her being a bully
So she'd do everything really dramatically and theatrically?
Yes. Based on this, what would her 3 taunts be?
Huh. I actually never thought this through.
If she's overly dramatic then I imagine one of her taunts being her making a fake screaming face from behind a shower curtain like she's about to get stabbed in a horror movie.
Very polite and mannered but completely oblivious to all the attention while she gets the most of it
I could see her being somewhat clumsy despite her more regal look. Mixing up orders or accidently knocking stuff over. That or she's just the optimal waitress who makes minimal mistakes, basically the straight man of the group, possibly being a bit too uptight at times
Adopted toppin e-bois having bedtime stories read to them by Peppino from the Pentamerone when?
>topping e-bois
fund it.
Jail.
I think this game goes from a 5/10 to an 9 thanks to the final boss
I thought the same thing, then I started P-ranking the game and now the whole game is a 9/10
Make the toppings futa and I'll be interested
Meanwhile in an alternate dimension
tizza power
>power
I really like how Peppino looks in this especially
sometimes i say that as a joke
Tall Peppino is like Waluigi
why do chuds hate this game again?
maybe.. because it is getting posted here every day and bumped relentlessly
I like big strong men. I like big titted women. I like big titted men. I will post art of Pizza Tower characters that I find sexy in this thread because I personally enjoy it, and not waste the image limit on Twitter retards who contribute nothing of value.
Hey why does Pineapple have the Omnitrix on his underpants
just had stuffed crust pizza for the first time, truly god's gift to men
STUPID
SEXY
RAT
rato
sexo.
Is vigilante hot
You will play the September build and you will enjoy it.
Would you fuck vigilante for $20
Already got dick cheese, what’s a little more for $20
depends, does he have a cheese cock or something?
That's what I've been trying to ask
I want to cum inside Pineapple I want to cum inside Pineapple I want to CUM INSIDE PINEAPPLE
Does she lactate pineapple juice
Fake Peppino my beloved
The weird dog is strangely endearing.
silly man
He just wants to be like Peppino.
MY OWN CLONE
NOW NEI- YAUUAUUAUUUGH (mauled to death)
The good paisano.
I really want someone to add a follow up where it's revealed that he was reaching for a cat that was stuck in the vent, and it ends with him happily handing it to a child/the cat's owner.
Imagine the money you'd save by having him clean out your ventilation.
Anybody working on an android build yet using the decomp? I got it to cough up an apk that doesn't work and I don't want to start working on fixing it if someone's going to beat me to it anyway
Who is the sexiest character and why is it Mr.Stick
He is the true Luigi to Peppino's Mario, in the sense that he has spinoff adventures in haunted buildings
don't be a fool
he's the Waluigi to his Wario
Mario and Luigi are elements of a pair that Wario and Waluigi have too. Peppino is tied to Mario since Wario is tied to Mario, by the transitive property.
Pizzahead (Totino the Pizza Boy) and the blue-nosed brother may be the Mario and Luigi within the deep-dish lore of the Pizza Tower universe, however.
anon
GUSTAVO is the Mario, his hurt animation is the same as Mario's death animation! Peppino is Wario, Sticks is Waluigi, Gustavo is Mario, and we haven't seen a Luigi yet
Peppino is Wario but Peppino is also not a dickhead, his anxiety also kind-of makes him Luigi
Totino is Mario and shares the "ino" / "ario" naming convention but doesn't have Mario's personality, he also has a blue-nosed brother with a moustache in one of the DMAS arcade games
Gustavo is Mario's body and personality but he's not related to Peppino
Sticks is Waluigi as an unrelated but close associate that Peppino at least gets along with
christ almighty, they don't have to literally 1:1 with relations and personality, I'm just saying that's the conceptual space they occupy
same way that Pill-ar JOHN is just Don-key KONG
>same way that Pill-ar JOHN is just Don-key KONG
Gerome is Diddy Kong
You can't unsee it you son of a bitch, you live with that now.
P.J!
PILLAR JOHN!
No you fucking twat. Peppino is all four plumbers combined.
Vigilante
Why isn't there a ham gal yet
What does ham look like?
I could doodle something
Ham never got much of a redesign with personality like the other toppins, so we'd have to come up with that on our own too.
Is anyone actually still playing the game?
Game?
got all the p ranks, working on achievements now
My john suit is my official permit to not talk about the game and fap to toppin girls instead
Me
I am currently trying to prank RRF. Found all the secrets and treasure, now I just have not to sugarcoat it when dealing with those damn snowmen.
You can usually deal with the snowman by jumping into them rather than dashing head on.
Honestly they're the one flaw that keeps RRF out of pure kino tier for me. So much of the stage is built to be blasted through at top speed, but then you have these obnoxious road blocks where, even if you parry them, they end up killing all your momentum.
i just started. so far the pad controls are sensitive and the sword guy are hard to grab in narrow halls
I've got don't make a sound, pizzahead, and crumbling tower left to s/p rank
Remember, parrying the gates makes them open before the count goes down. Took forever for me to realize that.
yea i found that out too, thanks for the tip though
I'm going for P Ranking every level in the game. Currently cleared worlds 1 and 2 + Deep Dish Nine.
>nobody's made porn of this yet
It exists.
thought this is a tomato until i read the filename
https://e621.net/posts/3928683
>followed link
>check out other pics
Ha, this made me smile. Nice
THE PIZZA TOWER UNIVERSE MIGHT ALSO BE CLASSIFIED AS HOT CHICK HEAVEN
It's deHispanicable how people are so insincere they try to paint that video as some "master troll ultimate shitpost" or whatever when it's just a bad video they like to piss on
>Is attracted to creams mother
>absolutely mortified when RWJ says that he did your mom
I mean, the RWJ thing was pretty crazy though.
Like, "doing your mom"...
Doin'... your MOM!?
That's just... insulting!!
I think he's just stupid
Shut up it's not that funny
Ok the John Suit run I just did cemented this game into one of my most favorites of all time, P ranking all of the levels was a pain but all that suffering translated into being able to do all of them QUICK AS HELL and so smoothly, this game just feels good to play once it clicks, I cannot watch new players smash their heads into the same wall over and over anymore, it makes me suffer inside.
Nobody has posted in 2 minutes. Cities will burn.
bros why is she so hot
WHO?
This fangame actually got privated from all the understandably negative reception
internship which is a really shittily animated fangame for pizza tower
cute!
Circle tool
When's Ramen Tower?
Make it? And make the main character a racist Japanese.
>Ken Udon
>Pizza Tower
>Taco Tower
>Burger Tower
>Ramen Tower
>Curry Tower
>Quiche Tower
>Kompe Tower
>Toast Sandwich Tower
You forgot
>FriedChicken Tower
>Vegemite Tower
ICECREAM TOWER
>toppings are sprinkles, gummy bears, chocolate syrup, maraschino cherry, banana
why is everyone so obsessed with the toppin girls
have you seen the tits on pineapple
Not much else to discuss unless you're really into digging through source code.
Reminder that Pepperman has a Chili kitty
I did it! I 101-percented the game!
Will Peppino ever find love one day?
he's fat, anxious, and old
most likely not
I dunno. Seems like there's a fuckload of people who would take (or give him) the dick
mostly other fat guys
I hope so, he's a pretty good guy.
Came for the pizza tower and P ranks
Stayed (and came) for the topping girls
it's happening bros
first stages of the game i'm developing
collision detection is tough as shit especially with the different sprite states
>collision detection
use masks bro
Movement can be tough to get down, might be a good idea to see how Pizza Tower handles it.
He made fun of a chud and they tried to cancel him a little while ago for it.
Is McPig really a chud?
Yes, from male to alpha male.
no but he is certainly on the spectrum
All indie game devs are on the spectrum.
no, McPig is just French
IT'S PIZZA TIME!
NO IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT, EVERY BOARD IS COLLAPSING AND THE ONLY ESCAPE IS TO MAKE IT TO /a/ AND GET OUT
GRAB YOUR NEAREST ANON AND GO
I love gustavo riding pikachu
*grabs fake peppino and runs*
>pizza slices on samus's breastplate
>christian kirbo
>sonic has snick's hat
heh
I'd pay goddamn toppest dollar to see Samus with a Pizza Suit
>there will never be a sanctioned Peppino/Nintendo crossover where the plot is that he has to rescue Nintendo characters with Pillar John's help from their respective game worlds being collapsed
Huh, I wonder when will the sharty raid the discord server with anti chud Pepperman, that would be a cool raid
sperg
>P-ranked Ancient Cheese, Bloodsauce Dungeon, Oregano Desert and Fastfood Saloon all in one sitting
I'm only doing one of these a day, my arthritis cannot handle this level of retrying.
Time for Lap 2, lads