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I'm too busy playing RS3.....
But i do
kill that cat and i will
That's a man.
sex
I'm going to pleasure myself to the thought of this cat doing depraved things
SEXOOOOOO GATOOOOOO
I wish cat girls were real.
Asian girls are small and can be very submissive, but if they had cat ears and were a little furry, they'd be perfect.
Life isn't fair.
I also wish blacks didn't exist, but they're too useful as a bio-weapon for governments to cleanse the world of them.
Just re-subbed ma'am, prepping for the new patch.
is she into femdom?
I want to show Zero the pleasure of being cummed inside!
Can't wait.
>Zero about to enter an isekai
>6.5 proves some people's worst fears and it's ALL about Zero.
>Every other character gets sidelined hard in favor of Zero.
>WoL basically gets no dialogue options and in fact the final Zeromus trial is just the first and only "You will now play as [NPC]" trial in the game so that Zero can win.
>We return to the Source.
>Everyone is cheering for Zero so hard that the game's coding breaks.
>One of the arkasodara delivery hippos collisions with her.
>Zero disappears from view and gets isekai'd to everyone's confusion.
>Patch ends with the reveal of FINAL FANTASY XVII. Zero is the main character.
Would this be better or worse than Lightning being transported to the real world at the end of the XIII trilogy?
At least Zero would be out of the game.
I'd play that FFXVII.
Why does Shadowbringers feel so lacking in content to previous expansions? I'm doing lvl 78 dungeon and there's only been 1 extreme and like 3-4 dungeons...
If you think shadowbringers lacks content you might as well fricking quit now because Endwalker is utterly pathetic.
Island sanctuary and Criterion are both dogshit. Absolute waste of time.
Nobody likes it because it was not designed to fulfil any one sphere of the community.
At least Bozja was big on content and replayability. It didn't time-gate you, either.
Shadowbringer fanboys wearing some thick goggles
bozja is only a slightly less moronic eureka and variant dungeons are better than both of them because you don't have to waste months grinding fates to get to the "fun" content
Imagine being this kind of shit eating homosexual.
They could double the sub fee and you'd defend that, too.
Fricking delusional moron.
>You don't like shitty grinding content huh?
>Well what if they charged you $12/month I bet you'd like that too!
lol
lmao
The expansion endgame content is at the tenth level so if it started at 70 which was the end of Stormblood, it'll be 80 where most of the expansion content is for Shadowbringers.
>why is there no Extreme content before level cap
What did he mean by this?
Because every expansion has had less content than the last and people still give SE a pass for it even though they don't have the Covid excuse anymore.
Just watch when Dawntrail somehow manages to have even less than Endwalker, people will still manage to find some kind of fricking cope.
Is this just a bot or what? At least tell it to post full images instead of thumbnails.
Men’s feet will never be attractive moron
test
cato
why is this thread posted every fricking day
Revenge shitposting. For every anti yoshi p thread, a positive yoshi p thread
>>>/vg/
frick off back to your containment board.
October 3rd is when the new patch drops and the Tome event is gone for good. You lads all got what you wanted? Last chance to get that frog outfit for free.
I thought there would be one more week, fug
A made a few million gil selling tome stuff on the marketboard after getting everything I wanted. I'm pretty good.
Got everything I wanted and halfway through seconds for shit to sell on MB. Spent like 1600 tomestomes all from RW. Gonna hold on to it for a few weeks after patch since all you frickers are flooding the MB with this crap right now and there will be resubbers who missed the boat. Thinking I sell my shit materia right now and decent materia until prices for the event prizes are back to normal
Imagine she shrank you and made you pamper her feet haha
God I just wanna paint a girl's toenails using an oversized brush that takes all my strength to hold.
She could place you between her toes as a toe separator
Hopefully as a reward for doing a good job painting them.
I'm confused
me on the right
I thought this was cruel at first since I mainly play WHM, but after seeing what most WHM mains are like I think they deserve it.
homie I am. I built a new PC for Starfield and CP2077 Phantom Liberty, burned out on Starfield, and the fricking day before PL comes out I got the urge to play FF14 again after over half a year. And somehow I didn't kill myself having to completely reconfigure settings, binds, and abilities because I couldn't transfer those over from my old PC. Then I couldn't get back into my old character and decided to make a new one promising myself I wouldn't make a cute girl again. I spent half of yesterday on Cyberpunk and the other half on 14.
No idea why my goddamn fickle brain works that way.
oh anon, do get some rest.
What are the downsides to playing on the new datacenter dynamis?
I was going to join Aether but the servers I want to join are full.
There are a lot of pros and cons to making a character on one of the new DC's. Basically they're brand new so server culture doesn't exist, you will be part of seeing what the server becomes, you'll get to know the people on your server as there will be far fewer than on old servers, you'll be in a very comfortable and good position for when Dawntrail releases, you'll have good queues to play, newer players will be filtered towards your DC.
Cons though, it'll feel pretty empty until 7.0 releases, duty finder queues will be really long if you're going through the story, (far better to go through PF or to ask in the city states, or get into an FC as DF will be barren) so this is a con, but could also be seen as an opportunity if you aren't a complete introvert and are willing to initiate.
Non moronic version
Cute feet.
Thank you!
>Y'shTOEla
*hugs the thread*
You look like you might be trans, I won't risk it or my au'ra.
>if you're a trap
*hugs back*
>if you're a female
*blocks*
>face 4
>but not a moonie
almost perfect...
I finished procrastinating, see you at the end of the next season.
Ayyy nice mate congrats!
Which Augmented hellhound will you buy?
I haven't decided, there are at least 3 classes I play with regularly so as usual I have no idea what I'm doing.
If one of them is WAR I highly recommend the Axe.
No.
That one joke line ended up being the best thing in the entire expansion for sizegays
I would have thought the whole raid getting shrunk against dommy tentacle mommy in p12s would be the best thing for sizegays
Being teased by the team mom about her shrinking you probably still takes the cake. Either that or one of the several giant woman raid bosses we've had.
NO Y'SHTOLA DON'T SHRINK ME AND CRUSH ME WITH YOUR FELINE vegana
She's gonna shrink you and lose you in the jungle instead
NO Y'SHTOLA DON'T SHRINK ME AND SENTENCE ME TO A LIFETIME OF WANDERING AROUND IN YOUR WHITE JUNGLE AS I BECOME A SORT OF TARZAN-LIKE FIGURE THAT WANDERS AROUND IN AN EXPLICABLE BUT CONVENIENT LOINCLOTH IN YOUR FELINE NETHERS
She's going to shave her jungle with you still in it
NO Y'SHTOLA DON'T SHRINK ME AND THEN PASS A GIANT METAL RAZOR THRO- you know what this is not funny anymore, that actually sounds fricked up.
You just made me think of the lawnmower scene in Honey I Shrunk the Kids only with an electric razor instead for some reason.
Why though? Nobody will play with me, and ive reached the point where its boring otherwise.
Why haven't you made friends in-game yet?
I tried getting my actual friends into it, only a couple bothered giving it a try, and they didnt keep playing past heavensward.
As for IN the game, after observing randoms in df and in the wild, im unironically not prepared for the possibility of coming across a volatile troon that will report me for saying the wrong thing, and passively I have yet to be approached by anyone. Despite frequenting limsa.
>im unironically not prepared for the possibility of coming across a volatile troon that will report me for saying the wrong thing, and passively I have yet to be approached by anyone. Despite frequenting limsa.
It's difficult but you'll eventually click with folks. Party Finder is a great way to meet folks who will clear content with you, who you can then start a conversation with if you click - I'd recommend smaller FCs. I'm in one now that's doing static savage runs and the FC is only about 30 people big. Most are kinda wierd as expected but they're good people. Just try and avoid any with folks that have relationships in them, that's just asking for everything to fall apart after a while.
Come to excalibur
more cats
less buns
less cats
less buns
more Padjal
Bigger Padjal
Smaller Padjal
Smaller Padjal getting mogged by Bigger Padjal
All Padjal are small
Ugly things
How rude
SEX WITH RYNE
How hairy is her pussy?
Pleasingly wild
She's fricking magic, whatever you want it to be.
Depends, what would you prefer?
a patch of filled in tuft with some length to tug on
When is the glam dresser getting expanded capacity, they can't expect 800 to be enough come dawntrail
When are they going to make it so you can glam items directly from the fricking armoire instead of having to remove items from it or use up valuable glam plate slots to glam from it
XI has the best system for this - if you have a piece of gear, you can glam something else to look like it. Doesn't matter what storage it's in, if you have it you can glam to it.
why do I have to pay a monthly sub to afk?
it's hard to say, but you do
Stupid frogposter
>He is not a free trial chad
I sure love doing daily roulette and week 20 savage reclear
Couldn't play for most of this year because internet connection was dogshit in current PoR. Logged on, didn't get DCed, finished Dun Scaith and got some tomes. If all goes well, I'll be able to play regularly again. Want to do some solo Eureka Orthos and Ocean Fishing again. I'm glad.
>Play FFXIV
when do we get him as Bossfight in 14?
VIIR crossover after the third game is released.
It's crazy how many other FF game end-bosses we've gotten already so that Sephiroth is a possibility in some aspect. I hope it's like Omega tier dream shit instead of the "actual" Sephiroth like how Gilgamesh is actually FFV's Gilgamesh. I don't think I want XIV being canon to VII and X.
psst
we already had sephiroth in 1.x
Nael != Sephiroth for the last fricking time
Zenos is more Sephiroth than fricking Nael
a high-ranking officer becomes obsessed with an ancient entity that is controlling his mind, under whose power (s)he prepares to use the meteor spell, and walks off into a field of fire
Zenos is Advent Children and beyond Sephiroth
Nael is FF7 Sephiroth
My man the entire 7th legion is a FF7 reference it’s pretty fricking on the nose, even the southern front has the FF7 theme
nah frick that I'm gonna play Jet Grind Radio instead frick you
Would you leave the tights on while I make a hole in them and frick you?
have a nice day.
>Kind of crazy you have to invent this grandiose conspiracy because you're too lazy to go to gogodaddy and buy a pre-fab site and drop your assets into it.
But this isn't a conspiracy theory and is actively happening you disgusting freak.
You are not playing a woman, right?
I won't be your boyfriend, anon
Checked
>bunch of raviolis
huh?
I am indeed playing a shameless bimbo prostitute who I force to engage in all sorts of extreme degeneracy, and gpose with my irl wife (female) who plays a horsewiener futa.
God no, how else would I attract submissive bottom catboys?
Been considering changing to a Hroth to amplify the effect.
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ITS UP
What goes in the middle?
Bozja fates?
pvp I guess?
mahjong
>skill expression
>in XIV PVE
Fricking lol, stop using buzzwords.
There's more skill expression in Solo DD than Ultimate raids. You actually have to respond to what is happening and adjust. In Ultimates you just have to execute a very elaborate battle plan, but it's extremely rare you can actually make up for someone else's or even your own mistake since the margin of error is so small
You haven't cleared TOP if you think clearing an ultimate is just "follow guide until you kill boss".
That's exactly what TOP is, and yes I have.
Honestly, I disagree. The DPS check is far too brutal to not optimize the fight out the ass on a personal level, although it varies depending on the job you play of course. True North usage on the first phase is a real nightmare and casters eat so much shit during Panto most players have sworn off playing BLM during prog. Being able to prog efficiently should count as skill expression too. A shit player may eventually be able to clear an Ultimate but the difference with a good player is that he will have taken 30 more pulls to grasp a mechanic while squeezing his DPS to the marrow.
>The DPS check is far too brutal to not optimize the fight out the ass on a personal level,
This, I'd say a good half of our prog was losing to the DPS check because one little tiny thing went wrong or our combined crit rate was too low. We ended up swapping jobs to something more consistent to remove a lot of these time wasting wipes but even then all 8 people HAD to be perfect to get through it. If you fricked up slightly and someone else had to spend more then that's less for the next phase, then the next, and the next, it piled up fast.
Ultimates (new ones mainly) are so incredibly strict that it's easy for someone to say there is no expression but that really isn't the case. You have to know how to play your job at the highest level and be able to make no mistakes with your rotation and cd timing down to the split second without even thinking about it because your brainpower has to entirely go into doing mechanics which are not static.
>We ended up swapping jobs to something more consistent to remove a lot of these time wasting wipes but even then all 8 people HAD to be perfect to get through it.
>teammate has to swap from SAM to DRG because mech variance fricks up his Iaijutsu timings
>can't get through phase 1 for several pulls because DRG has such a shit opener that we don't have enough DPS for the DPS check
We had a BLM for most of our prog and even in P1 it was hilarious, at times we'd randomly be 5% ahead and have to panic hold, other times enrage wipe at 2% and it was all down to their crits. We even had one really random pull where he just died as pantokrator ended because no one was paying attention and somehow everyone was critting.
They tested it but I don't think they accounted for the non "meta" setups and at the time how big the gap was between tanks dps wise. Keep in mind at least for Phase 1 this is with ALL EIGHT people potting and you could still miss the DPS check.
>good dps check is when crits cuck you out of consistency
The absolute state of modern XIV players. No wonder EW has received far more potency buffs than previous expansions, these devs can't even test their own fights correctly.
Dunno man, sounds like a skill issue. We never really had a problem with the DPS check, so much that we'd often have to hold DPS for anywhere between 10-15 seconds at the end of phase 2, and hold a bit at phase 3 and would sometimes see phase 4 comfortably hit sub 15%.
And you probably had a NIN, MCH, DRK, GNB, something of that nature. Due to how strict the DPS checks were your comp made a massive difference.
We were SCH/SGE/GNB/DRK/MNK/DRG/BRD/BLM, but we also had clears where our BLM played RDM and it didn't really feel a whole lot tighter, not so much that we were ever failing checks.
The only ONLY thing I hate about this fight is the stupid fricking p1 -> p2 transition not rolling over my gcd fully so any alignment I have to shift around to account for variance becomes insanely fricking awkward every odd pull
Thats literally what TOP is, just follow the allagan melon.
There's not any "skill expression" to TOP since all the Dynamis stack juggling is when you can't even hit the boss and all the contingencies you have to make due to people being out of range for healing/mit cooldowns got removed in 6.4 when the range on almost everything got doubled.
Have you done COB? That fight is pure chaos.
Savage, Extreme and Deep Dungeon are all midcore content
You AFK Limsa troons are just terrible at video games, all you can do is ERP and get carried through roulettes of all things
Ultimate is midcore unless you're week 1
Imagine having PoVs and guides and still taking weeks to clear lmao
Honestly, bozja fragment farming took skill to do it efficiently. Made hundreds of millions of gil.
>lost flarestar
>skill
Bruh
I meant more the leashing pulling tanking using essences and shit. Grabbing the mobs takes more skill than nuking them.
I can tell a character is played by a woman when they name their character after some kind of food or sweets
If I do, will you guys play with me? I get lonely because the community is very enclosed.
Post Yugiri.
I love lalafells
same
lalafell...
Falafalell....
I'd love them too if I'd only ever seen your offmodel fanart
Ok updated
>bozja/eureka anywhere near ex trials and deep dungeon
AHAHAHAHAHA
ravana ex
susano ex
zodiark ex
all easier than the average bozja duel
Light party deep dungeon is easy as shit dude
He should simply extend the arrow to match a comparable piece of content below
Dont forget Unreals
I'm glad to see our superiority isn't being questioned.
Finally some new fricking fish on Tuesday
True, though the real challenge doesn't come till 6.55
Hope you're ready for space lancet I'm not
Wouldn't it be nice if they finally added some good reward for the people who filled logs for 10 years? Maybe a fishing mount? A good one? All these titles are becoming stale
I personally know at least a dozen people who started on the fish grind for this and this alone.
I started it for a title and then it trailed off into autism.
It's almost kind of a shame though because the ocean fishing one is pretty cool but it requires 3 million points. If they have another plate for it that'd be cool, I'd like that over a mount probably.
You can do it. I did the 3 mil one in a month or so
Yea I know I could do it if I got into grinding it.
I was waiting until the new legend fish to go for 100% again with the new blue fish so I might do it around then too.
Still it would be nice if they added one more mount. Maybe from the old hard fishes.. A ruby dragon maybe?
You get a new glowing rod every expansion that basically requires you to collect 95% of all the fish (which includes a good chunk of big fish) up to the respective patch.
That's a piece of junk for casuals
The resplendent rod is why I started my fishing journey, the new one might be nice though
I mean anything shiny looks cool to newcomers but it gets boring after a bunch of years
You need to put mahjong further up.
t. Mahjong master.
Pvp gap should be wider.
unranked and crystal are literally a whole word apart, reaching top 100 is hard enough.
The only skill required for top 100 is not being on the server int list. Ranked should never have been made solo-queue only.
And you need awareness
Good game plan (ie not throwing yourself 1vs5)
Good skill expression
Use of feint and other technique to counter other jobs.
Anon, Feint isn't in pvp anymore...
Not sorry, uploading that log lil grey boy.
>Anon, Feint isn't in pvp anymore...
Feint as in for example, deliberating hitting a SAM Chiten when you have a shield on so they waste it on you.
Or use SGE LB when DRG pop his LB to counter it.
Or making the BRD use his triple empyreal arrow on a GNB with nebula up so they eat up 12k damage from it
>pvp advocate is just LARPing
the absolute state
I wouldn't even count high end ranked CC because of how many cheaters are involved, hell even in Frontlines you can't get away from them.
No, no you aren't sneaky by popping your DRG LB and moving faster than someone with sprint, I see that shit.
stupidest graph ever made
content is designed to be cleared
putting top at the top is a frickin lol
ill fix it for you, dumb frick
enix moderatered jp tournament
enix sanctioned feast tournament winners
feast tournament participants
feast rank 1 (shadowcleaver/stalker season)
on content ucob
crystalline conflict rank 1, season 1
on content gordias
deep dungeon solo prior to 2020, necromancer > all
massive gap
feast pvp top 10
feast good mount seasons
on content alexander midas
cc top 10/100 (nobody gives a frick about this gamemode aside from 20~ people, first season is all that matters)
feast top 100 (non-armor seasons, bad recolor mount seasons)
on patch dsr, first few weeks
on patch top, before plugins
on patch alexander ultimate, bad bjcc strats were the norm
hellhound armor seasons
mahjong grinding
on content uwu (bad netcode landslides)
pvp crystal (not season 1)
top (with plugins)
alexander (before plugins no wormhole help, no PA help)
abyssos week 1
dsr (plugins)
necromancer (2020+)
garbage other deep dungeons
i will not be taking feedback from people who havent even fricking completed anything on this list
i have eversharp bullshit from back in the day and i have done 95% of these aside from the enix sanctioned torunaments
you do not play the game if you disagree with me
my bad pvp crystal not season 1 is supposed to be lower than garbage other deep dungeons
its a genuine worthless rank everything prior is playing the tutorial though
now you get to play with fricking apes and boosted shitter or cheaters
uwu is still harder than most ultimates specially with the endwalker players that are too dumb to know how to recover
uwu has the highest clear rate out of all the ultimates
it's literally babby's first ultimate raid
SHIT i meant most savages
like the only one that may be harder is a8s or a3s on release
it's over....
over 9000
omfg you won the internet sir
Sry, I'm not a troon
I'd be willing to sign on as a henchman. Maybe a minion.
I think I saw him last week, I had a bit of fun messing with them about the other kind of goons.
Could be something like that, personally I'd just want more aquariums or like an AC museum to show off your fish that datamine for the island a while ago looked like that, but then people wouldn't stop crying for shitty housing
hd
potat
they were serious when they said "what do we even DO to upscale lalafells"
something doesn't look right
it's the ears, they're massively more detailed
the eyebrow lighting on the one on the right
Now double soulless
out of 10
But Plainsfolk are the ones with souls
It's the Dunesfolk that you're after
One is an insect, the other a ghoul
Are the new character models just new faces, or are they going to improve hands and feet as well? Fingers are so blocky and the nails are ugly as hell, that's pretty much my biggest gripe with the current character models
It would be hilarious if we had ultra hd heads with 300000 polygons and still ps1 feet and hands
I'd assume so
They're doing 100% of the body and 100% of the gear, though they said they'll be doing catchup on the gear and just do "most of it" on the patch.
Also adding a bunch of shit to areas and such like they showed off the port city in thavnair.
As long as Gae Bolg gets a bump up I'm happy.
The remake is doing the entire body model but I don't know if we'll have actual digits or just HD playdough
Yea you do, you used to lose it even if you logged out/dcd but they changed that a while ago.
Just hunker down to the side and wait.
My question is will they add NEW features to the character creator for each race, some of them are horrendously outdated and have so few options. Things like updating the highlander faces won't help when 2 of them are unusably ugly.
I assume there's no model upgrade and its just improved textures. Expect block fingers and flipper feet to stick around but with better textures. Polys will likely remain the same without mods.
Shit these are way too true.
Mods already make feet look a lot better.
I know SE wants to put in minimal effort with the visual upgrade but hoo boy.
>HD
Anything will look HD compared to what we have now
True enough. Honestly curious what this scene will look like after the update.
I've been told if I'm on the lookout for hags that I should play ffxiv mahjong... is this true?
let be real there's no skill in a game with autocombo plugin, zoomhack, act callout, and splatoon
Prove it by clearing the content with the cheats
>gay cheats
>still fails every mechanic
every time
True, only pvp has skill expression.
>stun
>LB
>win
WAWAAAAOOOOWWWW MUH PVP DOOOODS
>300ms delay prevents any precision and skillful actions being taken
Bronze elo post.
Nah, get your 6 extra edge of shadow in as DRK by abusing death and healer LB3 amd its gg. Progging effectively only matters for world first, and the average person who even does multiple ultimate clears doesn't have the time available for 16 hours of prog for a full week+
>muh competitive ranked
Holy zoomer!
Imagine falling for that hamster wheel/skinnerbox scam!!
Took me 30 wins to hit crystal this season, there are people like Careless Whisker who grind upwards of 400 wins a season and still never make it. It's only a hamster wheel if you're a shitter.
>missing the point this hard
stupid zoomer
>DUDE ITS AN ENDLESS GRIND
Only if you're bad. Its no different than clearing ultimates in a few weeks vs taking months or multiple patches. Skill matters.
The best raider in the world isn't going to clear in a week if the other 7 people are shit at the game.
Making friends who know what their doing is a skill, albeit. Perhaps the most important skill in a vidya like XIV.
PVP on the other hand is a solo queue situation, you can and may get unlucky on the teammate rolls.
The general skill increases, especially due to the derank from S3 onward. Personally I'm not a fan but I will say diamond is way more competitive than it used to be.
Post Zepla breasts or gtfo
I want to frick that cat
But I will not play her game because MMOs are shit
mmorpgs should be called minigames virtual but not reality
Do I lose fishers intuition progress if I zone into a duty? I only have lancet and 1 other left but have been putting that off because I actually want to play the game outside The Tempest.
On the 3 i'll be back do story and leave
How could Yoshi do this to us?
I wanted Titania ...
My final cope is that the variant dungeon has Feo Ul traveling with us through the story mode at least.
It has nothing to do with Feo Ul or the pixies. The South Seas Isles are where the Nymians came from. It's a SCH faerie.
Feo Ul will boom boom crash the space continuum and come visiting the source to slap you in the fricking face
My final cope is that they made that point that (excepting main characters like Scions or city leaders) npcs only ever get their minion options once their role in the game is over and there's no more planned content. Feo Ul still ain't got no minion.
I don't know man. I have no fricking idea.
Poor Feo Ul just can't stop getting trashed.
This fairy is already better than Feo Ul by looks alone
shit taste
>generic disney girl pixie
vs
>mature goth mommy frick me eyes pixie
yeah
nah
not even a contest
disney girl pixie
did you play any of shadowbringers
because your other point describes feo ui better
They are both sexy
Objectively wrong.
Wife
With how often Feo Ul gets cucked/ almost cucked by other fairies, you'd think she was into it.
If that was true, Feo Ul wouldn't sperg out any time any of the other pixies tries to get too comfy with WoL.
we need to slam another moon into the world
I was hoping that would happen but I guess not, with 1 patch left and us already knowing what 7.0 is I don't think anything drastic will happen.
>tfw you will never get your peehole fisted by Feo Ul
I'm gonna quit after 6.5.
See you during the fall guys event.
Can I have your belongings?
Zero upstaging WoL is karmic justice for the amount of le meteor de juan fantasia cringe that exploded when wowbucks joined in SHB.
No
Tell me gamers, which raid is the mogstone grinder this time or is it still prate
Rival Wings or P1N
Wrapped up 6.0 last night and that last fight was sexual and anime as frick.
taking a break from msq and getting into post ew.
0 decides what side content I do next.
Everything is on the table besides Nier raids and ARR relic I've done those already. Also partly done with Eureka.
Do alex it's kino
You have to solo clear eureka orthos
You've got 7 days left to enjoy Rival Wings before it's gone for a looooong time.
Not him but If people are actually playing rival wings because of mogtome shit I will fricking log on cuz I love rival wings.
They are, possibly only on Primal but it's still popping.
from 7pm to 3 am or at least that's how it worked on jp
No one is queuing for this on Aether, was only active for the first few days of mogtomes.
It only pop on Primal
Primal is the PVP DC, it's also where rival wings has been popping every single day during mogtomes.
Fish. Now
oh right my fsh is 80 and i need to hit 10k ocean fishing still. mite do that.
im surprised they havent slapped the pizza emote on the mogstation for easy money
It's probably part of the deal with the 3rd party that it remain exclusive for some years
>tfw /kfc is jap only
KENTUCKY fried chicken
im still mad
They keep the good food emotes limited to sponsor events to get more money from promotion deals.
garbage deals tbh
motherfrickers ran out of codes in the first hour
Yeah its garbage for us consumers but SE gets a fat check for the promotion deal from people clawing at a rare limited time emote, they tricked me with that promo also and never replied back from customer service.
i b***hed at them until i got a full refund AND like $40 apology credit toward my next order
Based, I should've done the same but I was too annoyed to send another email and deleted the app after.
Genuinely impressive they can make the food look as good as it does considering the age of the engine.
>The Last Stand was a Sharlayan's food scholar last ditch attempt at making his country not completely abandon any and all culinary traditions and try to make some actually good food that gives flavour and satisfaction and not just nutrition.
>Pizzas.
>Tacos.
>Burgers.
>Sammich.
>Some pastries and a basic salad.
Oh no.
The absolute best they could manage was your average fast food paki.
They still did pretty well compared to the other Sharlayan competition
Shit reminds me of England and how when I tried to look for good places to eat at during my vacation it was all foreign restaurants like indian or japanese because apparently the only dish they have is fish and chips and even then good luck finding a place that serves actually good fish.
Isn't there some irl equivalent to the sharyalan loaf? Some shit they had in WW2 I think.
My university has these. Yes it's as awful as you can imagine. Eating half a bar and you won't feel like eating for the rest of the day.
>feed
that's right
eat your slop cattle
how demoralizing is it to eat something like this? reminds me of how they stopped calling people customers and started calling them "consumers"
Not demoralizing at all, this is marketed towards a special kind of startup morons. It just made me feel better to not be stupid enough to eat trash like this to increase my productivity which it actually doesn't.
If you want good food in England you need to go to the high end restaurants
If you're not willing to pay 300 for a meal there you're eating the peasants' slop
Have you seen what their alternative is? Normal food is 11/10 to them, and if you do your cooking quests then you actually make some good shit for them.
>0 decides what side content I do next.
Do everything Tataru quest related if you haven't already. Sky Pirates in HW, Four Lords in SB, Weapon series in ShB.
Do Hildibrand too.
Blue Mage
You will find the nearest lalafell and give them a hug
You will then do normal raids, the story is pretty good
Go do Eureka now.
All of it.
Including Baldesion Arsenal.
big fishing
The only thing worse in this game than the dogshit gameplay is the awful community.
Me wishing for this and not regretting it in the slightest
Cum so much that you keep passing out
Easy to do in a place like that
This is basically my life tbh. I cum every 30 min from when I wake up to when I sleep. Like 14-16 hours a day. I play videogames in my refractory period
Yeah, but it's not as good without the cute giant feet
I have coomed to 36,713 feet pics
Including that one.
But they weren't actually Y'shtola's actual giant feet smothering you between them and rubbing the jizz out of you
I'm a female middie that breaks the stereotype and doesn't frick dogs.
So you frick horses then?
I know you enjoy Big Black Chocobos.
kweh
Kweh
>a moronic tank kills me yet again this week in reclears
Ryne is cute! I would give her one, maybe even two kisses! But three would be too many, she'd start to catch on that I really want to marry her and I don't want to rush things. Ah to hell with it, I'll kiss her ten times! Life's too short to not kiss Ryne!
go on
When will they put the feast rewards back in so the feastoids can finally kill themselves?
What's with Shadowbabs pretending to know what they talk about when it comes to the state of the game and the content cycle?
Beats me. 5.4 and 5.5 were shit.
They now pretend WoD patches in HW were amazing because it is related to ShB.
I just realized that the new melee is going to be braindead, the pattern seems to be
>DRG=Brain
>RPR=No Brain
>MNK=Brain
>SAM=No Brain
>NIN=Brain
>COR=No Brain
Thoughts?
New DRG rework will be a reskinned RPR so enjoy that.
Please don't remind me....
I decided to do reclears on DRG today and immediately thought about that...
You talk a lot for a walking onahole.
>trace figure 8 on cross bar
>brain
Makes sense. When was the last time they added a job that was a 'brain' job? Back in HW when they were considered 'advanced jobs'?
When new jobs are selling points Its unsurprising to me that they are braindead so that new players or lapsed players lured in by them don't get scared off or whatever. I don't like it but it doesn't surprise me.
How do I know when I'm supposed to tank in alliance raids?
>Should I tank the boss
Check if the other tanks have stance on, if they do then you can sit back and relax
>The boss spawned adds
You probably need to grab one and pull it away from the others
>Adds between bosses
Eh do whatever, as long as any tank grabs stuff it's fine.
never tank in alliance raids, i jsut afk and run around let the people with MC syndrome deal with that BS
Let the Lalafell do it since it's more kino when they do.
Are there 3 big adds?
Turn on tank stance
Are the parties separate?
Turn on tank stance
That's it
Is your party (Not the rest of the alliance) taking damage from boss auto attacks?
If yes, turn on stance and tank the boss
Is your party(Not alliance) taking damage from ads?
If yes, go tank the ads
Just hit everything and look at the enmity list, if something's red, you're tanking.
I should've specified I mean crystal tower/24 man raids. Sometimes people tell me "you're supposed to tank this one", is there like an agreed upon rule that party X tanks Y boss?
If you're A tank what's on the left, B tank on the middle/top/bottom and if you're C tank on the right. But mostly just tank what the other tanks aren't tanking.
The only alliance boss where one specific alliance is expected to tank is the final boss of LotA, where ideally B tanks him in front of their platform, but it's not that big of a deal if they don't
My strat is to run ahead of everyone and to pull immediately, if there is someone else trying to be a big boy tank i drop stance. Otherwise some of these goobers start a countdown timer, aint no one got time for that
> Otherwise some of these goobers start a countdown timer, aint no one got time for that
Sometimes I start a 30 second timer in alliance raid just to see if people wait for it
>coming back to FFXIV threads after finishing the MSQ in 5.0 and seeing all the praise it got from all the other anon that finished it
This was peak FFXIV thread and I feel bad for anyone that missed out on this experience.
yea 5.0 is kino and 5.3 is similarly kino
i remember finishing 5.3 at 4am, waking up the next afternoon with a giant fricking smile on my face because of how fricking good it was. the peak of the game and it pains me that we'll never get that again. I'm sure Dawntrail will have it's moments but Elidibus' arc and the trial were perfection.
Not him but was 5.3 the storyline with Fake Ardbert and the original WoL fight? If so yeah that was easily my favorite part of post Shadowbringers while I didn't care too much for the other patches after
t. new player
You mean 4.0. 5.0 was a mess fully pandered to the twitter streamer react crowd. Beating 4.0, coming to the thread, and seeing everyone try to ensure what they experienced surpassed 3.0 was truly one of the few good moments in xiGanker history. The other being webms of Godberts introduction with >this is FF now.
YOU WILL ENJOY THE MHIGGERS
YOU WILL ENJOY LYSE
YOU WILL ENJOY MY GARBAGE
but i love Lyse. I have a type and its moronic genki action girls.
Then you love Yda.
Lyse is not Yda, in fact she's pretty much the opposite.
I love Lyse, she's great. Made SB MSQ bearable, the post-MSQ stuff was really good at least.
>Yda
>A 40yr old woman who acts like a 19yr old moron
Don't be stupid, Anon.
my mouth on her armpit
im not playing this game everyone is just an erping freak or a cringe hardcore no lifer
My wife
stop trying to frick my mom
Imagine the size of her feet, she's like 12 foot tall
Imagine the long journey your tongue would make from her heel to her toes
she's 512 cm tall. thats about 19 feet
stupid sexy demiurge
sure, if they drop the sub fee
Thread needs a LOT more Yugiri
why would you want the worst femra in the game?
at least post a cute one like mikoto, sadu, cirina, or varsarudh
nta but that is some unfathomably shit taste. Don't listen to him anon post more.
>varsarudh
Whomst.
She's one of the raen from thavnair that keeps trying to run away from the blasphemies
I was worried she was gonna die since she kept showing up but she survives and gets employed by tataru
>face 4
>pukeskin
better than the downs face without even the right horns to support it
>better than the downs face
But face 4 is the downs face?
face 4 is the resting b***h face
My beloved.....
Awful foot models
Man I hope the new relic designs in 6.55 look as good as they did for this relic "step."
i only play during free login campaigns
>walk around the starting cities drawing random people
>the last couple times the person was afk or didn't respond so no idea if they got the free drawing and if it made them happy
I mean, I'm mostly doing this for my own practice, but I do hope they eventually got it
I've gotten those a few time they're really nice.
Also unless they crash or something they should still come back to see it eventually.
>elidibussy talks about how traps are laid out in pandaemonium
>dont interact with any of them because you just queue into square rooms
lame
go play ten floors of eureka orthos solo between each raid floor
wish you could do that kind of shit solo while queueing for raids.
He was talking about himself.
The traps don't work on you anyway, its explained.
yeah but thats cope and the place looks like a spiked rape dungeon with hanging cages.
is all that shit just for show?
its the directors clone who went bonkers who set up aether traps.
>is all that shit just for show?
they set up a scale model of hell directly underneath elpis specifically as a prison for athena and hephaistos and set up a facade of it being for dangerous-but-interesting concepts. of course it's for show
When does he say that? Laying traps in one of your civilization's major institutions inside of which several people are working while not being under the threat of anything (except your director going bonkers I guess) sounds awfully stupid.
Predict how your job will be changed in 7.0
we get a new spell tier and the actual name for it instead of the past 10 years of moronation
we also get comet
Leylines upgrades to Black Waltz and it gives you the shadow face
Good idea.
Also not terrible
>he fell for the yshtola meme
what
woops meant to quote op
I've never understood why healers with like 30% MP left will try to just hard raise everyone when like 6 people are dead instead of just LBing.
LB takes for fricking ever compared to swiftcast. You want the backup healer and a tank up at least while you cast it otherwise the boss will one shot you.
Yeah but I mean when there's a tank and healer(s) alive and everyone else is dead, and the healer is at low MP, they still won't use LB3. Hell they won't even use it when just 3 DPS die even though it's a DPS gain over melee LB3.
>Yeah but I mean when there's a tank and healer(s) alive and everyone else is dead, and the healer is at low MP, they still won't use LB3
That's a kick
What the frick kind of person makes a pic like that.
this pic is so fricking old I swear I remember people posting it on xivg back in heavensward
>Upgraded dosis
>Upgraded toxikon
>Upgraded dot
>Upgraded phlegma
>Upgraded pneuma
>Maybe one more ogcd damage or heal
that's it for SGE.
Positionals will get deleted entirely
also when you enter leylines you get the face shroud like you should have forever ago
Portable leylines
We get Verwater and Verblizzard and another tacked on finisher to our combo
Maybe they'll also change our Cone into an AoE, but I hope not.
>White mage
More heals they dont need
>Bard
"Venomous Bite and Windbite do not seem to contribute meaningfully with the overall design of Bard, so we will be removing those abilities"
The fact that this same image was just reposted in /xivg/ tells me that shills prowl Ganker to shill for this bad game.
frick
they really stole my post
well, it's not an original idea so whatever
Feller Cleave
>people who force skip Praetorium cutscenes
>still have to wait for the other three players
>bonus points if someone is new
>extra points if you have DPS that can AOE LB but lost it thanks to that skipper making the Gaius fight take longer
Fricking autistic wannabe speedrunners.
Only the deranged do MSQ roulette
I did, I played some frontline
I miss playing dress up with my female Au Ra, but the game has just gotten old for me. I don't get how some of my friends from ARR/HW are still playing religiously.
Yeah, I'll do MSQ roulette.
2000 tomes.
What is my wife watching tonight?
how do I eb a femlala
>youtube XIV guide
>says TOMBstone
no other way to say it you shitty american
what mental illness do you have tot hink that tome is pronounced tomb
It's TOMEstone. As in, a stone that holds information like a tome. Dumb bong, aren't you morons supposed to be blocked from here now?
Found the brit who add -oom to every fricking word for some reason.
>no other way to say it
...except the correct way
I'm not even american. You however are clearly moronic.
why is aether not doing rival wings anymore?
it only pops late evening usually
not in the past 4 days
they really need to add it to a roulette i was having so much fun
I dunno, it sucks that no server plays Rival Wings now. (using cheat programs to play for you is not playing, Primaltards)
Primal is the main pvp DC
are all pf regen healers moronic?
here's what i commonly see
>you can use assize once during your opener and earthly star too
>decide to execute it before the initial aoe comes out
IN ALL FIGHTS
what's up with that?
usually the aoe is at 15 seconds so you'd be in the middle of all the buffs if you just fricking waited
I unsubbed today. This game is fricking boring.
see you next thread anon
>simping for cats when you could FRICK DRAGONS
Hell wrong with y'all
Clearly you've never felt the insides of a dragon
I'm not simping for a cat, I'm simping for a sorceress.
>PF can't do Pangenesis this week
are they trying that stupid new strat?
no
they just suck
good old amdapor keep pre-nerfs
>tfw when Gridania song instantly reminds you of waiting for Ramuh patch to drop
>remember it will never be 2014 again
I'm not gonna make it bros
Good times.
This game really is going into maintenance mode
>going into
We've been in it. And it's only getting worse. They've seen what they can get away with now.
The fallguys mode is going to keep people subbed!
Admit it, you're just botting when you have this on.
>le maintenance mode
Jesus, find a new cope.
>Youtube recommends me some random sprout video
Very funny to see how fricked their UI is and how clueless someone at lvl 80 can be
>WoW still looks better
>WoW has a better aesthetic than XIV
>graphics for XIV are incredibly dated
WoW beats XIV on the technical front. You're not dealing with aliased textures on outfits, obviously tiled ground textures, and the flattest shadow cascading setup in any modern MMO. Aesthetically I don't know wtf they're talking about though, as XIV has that beat hands down even though its selection of outfits post-3.0 is schizophrenic at best.
>WoW looks better
>terrain looks like moulded playdough with a colormap overlaid on it
>armor is just a skin texture because modeling is too hard
>what armor does exist looks like it was made of carved stone blocks
>latest race added were anorexic gay dragons literally designed by a Second Life artist
Anon, please. The rot has its grip on you. I managed to quit in Cataclysm, but the second best time to escape your addiction is today.
It's not me who is saying that.
It was the skinny bald streamer.
Oh I assumed because you posted a picture of Yoshi so you were a shitposter.
moron has a moronic opinion, to me, FF7 looks better than wow, it's like I played it more and grew up with it, its graphics look more *natural* to me
Wait, you mean Asmong? He didn't even get past HW who cares what his opinion is?
He did get past HW. Pretty sure he got filtered by Ruby Sea.
I don't even notice terrain tiling anymore. Also WoW does that same thing for texturing on top of the playdough colormaps. I have played WoW for enough years to know.
I've played most big MMOs, so trying to shitpost at me with things like this doesn't work.
Also if you really want some criticism, holy frick Lakeland is bad. Do yourself a favor: go to Fort Jobb, and just fly straight up, and look around. There's this one terrain piece with an arch that they re-used at least 100 times, both in the areas you can access, and in the distance. Whoever built Lakeland's terrain needs to be kneecapped.
Ruby Sea is where my friend stopped. Something about that part of the plot is just slow as frick.
>I don't even notice terrain tiling anymore
How do you not? It's even worse in Endwalker.
Because I'm not staring at the fricking floor.
paying more attention to playing/enjoying the game than looking for graphical problems or terrain gaffes tbh
i think lakeland is frickugly but i didn't notice or care while playing the expac
You'd have to be blind to not notice it while "paying more attention to the game".
Better not look at the walls also then.
i was way busier enjoying gunbreaker than i was noticing tiling tbh
What's your favorite online game anon?
Titanfall 2.
Why don't you head over to the thread on TF2 to talk about then then, you'd be a lot happier.
There is no thread for it. Plus it's been a dead game the past five years (dead servers) until some intern over at EA decided to actually unfrick it this month for reasons I don't understand.
Plus I'm allowed to play/discuss more than one game, not just my 'favourite'.
Shitposting and baiting isn't discussion now anon, lets not play dumb here. The point is go do something constructive, something that will make you happy, purposely trying to annoy others isn't going to get you anywhere in life.
Pointing out a game's shortcomings on a supported product when someone else brought up the subject isn't shitposting/baiting.
Anon cmon, everyone here is an adult and uses this website, lets not play stupid.
I can't even say justified shit about XIV, such as the game is too heavily reliant on castbar names to know how a mechanic is going to function vs. just having a visual telegraph, without you guys having a hernia. The whole Larboard vs. Starboard meme wouldn't exist if Omega was prepping fire off the relevant flank, for example.
He got to Stormblood, but Gold Saucer was more important to him.
Stalling on the way making viewers mad because he promised MSQ, yet of course he thinks they are the villains and he isn't at fault.
Then his mom died and then Rich screwed up.
Neither game is worth playing at this point honestly, EW's patch content has been lazy and dreadful with how slow it comes out.
looks like moulded playdough with a colormap overlaid on it
I'll take that over this.
>I did better terrain for my Second Life parcel
I never looked at the FF14 terrain that closely, surely other zones are better?
that's not even one of the truly bad ones
go into southern bozja and look at the grass textures there
I'm not subbed right now, I'm waiting for the patch before I burn more money
But I believe you. Bozja was a little nice with the fates and action but the entire zone looked awful
Wow still can't do anything other than flat textures on chest armor though, so go jump off a cliff okay 🙂
Is it just me, or are there two trials and two dungeons in 6.5-6.55?
We already knew about the Lunar Subterrane and Abyssal Fracture, but what about that dungeon set in the castle? What about the Asura trial?
2 trials, 1 dungeon.
Zeromus and a fanfest random trial not related to anything, like Odin
It's part of the manderville questline, either the relic or the actual sidequest series.
What about the other dungeon? The one where you fight Antlion in a castle? I'm sure that's not the new variant dungeon.
Every end of expansion has a solo instance. Remember fighting Lunar Ifrit?
either the lunar subterrane transforms into it halfway through or it's a solo instance similar to the Cid memory during the bozja storyline
Looks like Damcyan or something. It's a castle in a desert, and the antlion is a boss.
The first part shows a character that looks like Durante, but I think it's part of a cutscene, because that character is a Dark Knight and it shows paladin WoL in the same shot.
I have to wonder if it's a flashback to Damcyan falling during the Contramemoria.
This part shows a trust party of Y'shtola, Zero, and Varshahn fighting the Antlion.
Sorry anon, your point is nothing. Solo instance have trusts.
Also
Yoshi-P confirmed in the first 6.5 Liveletter that they can't show more of the dungeon because it would change after the first boss.
Sure, but its all Lunar Subterrane. If there was 2 dungeons, there is no way they wouldn't announce it, just like they didn't kept the second fanfest trial a secret
>but its all Lunar Subterrane.
That's what I'm saying. The castle is clearly not a solo instance because LS had already been confirmed to change midway.
I'm almost certain part of the dungeon will be a recreation of Golbez/Durante's past (perhaps triggered by interacting with the crystal Zero dropped?), because it also shows the party fighting the four fiends. As for it being in the present, well, I guess Barbariccia and Scarmiglione could somehow emerge from their crystals, but Rubicante and Cagnazzo were killed on the source. Their souls have returned to the aetherial sea.
>but what about that dungeon set in the castle?
Lunar Subterrane second half.
If I buy this and all expansions, but have zero friends, can I still be able to do things?
A good 80% of the game is basically a single player RPG
You'll be fine
Ahh, interesting. Thanks. I might just try it out.
Start with the free trial. In a week it's getting updated, so you'll have the base game and two full expansions and not need to pay a fricking cent.
The large majority of the game is solo questing and watching cutscenes other than when you have to do an easy mode dungeon related to the main story.
Everything that isn't super high end optional raiding is done through a queue menu that automatically pairs you with a party of whatever roles you need. You can play it totally solo, and if you just ignore chat you can pretty much treat it as just a single player game.
In a couple weeks I'm pretty sure you'll even be able to choose to play all the story dungeons with a party of actual NPCs instead of players, if you really want.
How many bosses did the original Lunar Subterrane have again? Did we fight some already like we fought X-Zone's Twintania before X-Zone happened in XIV?
Doesn't matter, this is ffxiv.
3 bosses, 4 packs of trash, 2 pull packs before wall, corridors.
honestly don't know why they even bother making dungeons anymore
I wish they would improve LB bar gain across the board so you could actually see it in content that isn't an Alliance Raid (coinflip based on which one you get) or a Normal Raid (only current content)
*walks in*
The only good part of ARR is the Bahamut fight.
*punches Zepla*
The first half of Heavensward is bad.
*impregnates your lalafel*
Stormblood is only good in the patches.
*kills Yugiri again lol *
Shadowbringers is the best expansion.
*spits on your glamour*
Endwalker’s first half is bad, second half is a letdown.
*eats your face*
Dawnfricker or whatever the next expansion is will kill the game
*shits on your nu-general*
The only good thing to come out of 14 is some of the music
*does a 720 and moonwalks out of your botted property*
The one thing I miss the most about base PSO2 and wish FFXIV Gold saucer had is their Casino games.
>Actual slot machines
>Roulette for betting
>5 man Black jack tables
>Multiplayer shooting games
God I miss it
Can you really call FFXIV gold saucer a casino if you literally never bet anything? You can only gain MGP
And that sucks
You can lose it very slowly if you lose triple triad matches. You get some MGP back from losing, but matches cost more than that (i think)
I haven't played mini cactpot in years since I got the achievement, but I think there too it's possible to lose?
They reduced the price of the minicactpot, now it's always 10 per tries instead of always increasing, so you can never truly lose in it now
They said it will never happen because it would instantly turn it into an M rated game. I wish it was possible, would love to just play Blackjack or Texas Hold Em in the Saucer.
Was base PSO2 rated M?
Yes.
The more you know
Sorry. Laws and ratings go against that type of content. Despite 2K still getting away with their gambling because the ESRB profits from it.
when will we escape the ratings meme, no one cares about it
When big box stores finally die and little Timmy Two-pence can't accidentally buy the latest GTA.
Every kid has internet access
You will still have to have game ratings so that parental controls and "age verification" prevent kids from visiting those store pages
>fall guys collab
>its just a fete reskin
why
Did we look at the same previews?
>fete + gate with no grief