play mahjong. it's simple and fun. simply fun!

play mahjong
it's simple and fun
simply fun!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am.
    in FFXIV

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally impossible to find a game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in EU and JP it's alright

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's simple

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stupidly try holding on to a huge hand
    >deal in an obvious tile with like 2 draws left
    >lose some more points to a couple tsumos
    >deal in to retarded wait nobody should ever take, knocked down to 900 points
    >alt+f4
    Fuck mahjong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play like a retard
      >lose
      >blame the game
      As expected of Ganker

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lose old account
    >Make new one
    >Absolutely curbstomp my way to one-flower expert.
    >%5 deal-in rate, just unstoppable aegis of defense willing to dump hands on a sniff of a threat. Lucky turn-arounds and all kinds of shit.
    >Sudden 15-game losing streak.

    This happened last time at the same damn time. I wouldn't mind if it was at a threshhold but I'm playing the same fucking adepts I was playing yesterday. Its like the discard pile karma builds and suddenly seeks to consume me. Everyone else gets Tsumo, I lose 3-wait tenpai to 1-waits and one time a 1-wait 1 tile left. I see my first thirteen orphans by discarding a wind...to someone else. (very nice though I like when other people get Yaku) I just, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      curbstomp my way to one-flower expert.
      tell me your secrets i'm hard stuck in adept

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have any! I haven't won a single fucking hand in at least 5 games and I'm doing the exact same thing!
        >Follow anpai/efficient discard pattern modified by what other people are doing and what's in my hand. If I'm terminal-heavy and nobody drops a terminal in their first turn I might go in that direction. I might hold onto a prevalent or seat wind a little longer if there's isn't an immediately efficient tenpai.
        >If I think someone is even close to a hand and my hand isn't at least a 2 wait: Doomp et. Unless I'm already fucked and need to win/get second
        >If I'm ahead by a reasonable margin: I no longer care. I will dump 100% safely.
        >I will lean towards using dora over forming high-han: You can open a dora-heavy hand and make bank more easily than hope you get what you need for a closed hand.

        But it doesn't matter, I might be/am terrible! but even if I was good I can't fucking survive against three other players who have goddamn tsumo magnet hands and can pluck what they need from the fucking ether.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I forgot the most important part tactically
          >Use sweating emojis constantly
          Phew, there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >who have goddamn tsumo magnet hands
          that's what i feel when i play too but i think i need to get better at doomping

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's hard. I don't know if I should fucking recommend anything, but I also recommend avoiding the temptation of riichi on a 1-wait if you can realistically aim for anything that would give you 2 or more. Sometimes you just wanna push the button but you'll have seen yourself other tiles could have come later to put you in a way better position.
            Oh I always get my pair out of the way early: Waiting on a sequence is 2-wait of different tiles (hopefully not just 1 in the middle) wheras if the last thing you're waiting on is a pair you're waiting on 1 tile and its one you already have a reduced chance of seeing because you hold a tile.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah it's good advice but i already try to play like that but you cant beat a nyagger getting a double riichi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have any! I haven't won a single fucking hand in at least 5 games and I'm doing the exact same thing!
      >Follow anpai/efficient discard pattern modified by what other people are doing and what's in my hand. If I'm terminal-heavy and nobody drops a terminal in their first turn I might go in that direction. I might hold onto a prevalent or seat wind a little longer if there's isn't an immediately efficient tenpai.
      >If I think someone is even close to a hand and my hand isn't at least a 2 wait: Doomp et. Unless I'm already fucked and need to win/get second
      >If I'm ahead by a reasonable margin: I no longer care. I will dump 100% safely.
      >I will lean towards using dora over forming high-han: You can open a dora-heavy hand and make bank more easily than hope you get what you need for a closed hand.

      But it doesn't matter, I might be/am terrible! but even if I was good I can't fucking survive against three other players who have goddamn tsumo magnet hands and can pluck what they need from the fucking ether.

      To be perfectly honest if you're having trouble against adepts and experts you're probably not as good as you think you are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Ganker for lowering the bar below the fucking floor. That's not messed up.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >making a mahjong thread when the servers are down
    nyagger...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's always Riichi City!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take the Riichi City pill

        DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of Riichi City,

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is there a barcade in riichi city where i can do adult stuff and drink alcohol but also play mahjong ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of Riichi City, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite MAHJONG ANIMES. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got TATAMI MAT floors and everything, we can crack open a nice cola or three and get crazy watching some Akagi on crunchyroll! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the jansou- listen here, right, it’s a MAHJONG PARLOR where we can play MAHJONG. BUT!!!! it’s also got TOURNAMENT ROOMS, so we can play awesome TOURNAMENTS, without dumb nyaggers bothering us. speaking of which ichihime and i have finally decided to untie the knot- literally -we’re both getting unsnipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way I can have tons of hot baby making sex with ISSHIKI. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this milk tea and pop open another one!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take the Riichi City pill

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an auto table

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The table isn't the problem, it's calculating fu
      Anyone who can calculate fu manually is a goddamn fucking Chinese mafia vampire.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Anyone who can calculate fu manually is a goddamn fucking Chinese mafia vampire.
        It's piss easy when you know the tricks, especially since nearly every hand is either 30 or 40. Tsumo or open ron? It's probably 30, unless there are multiple ankou and at least one is honor/terminal or there's a yakuhai pair or whatever you don't even really have to count. Closed ron? It's probably 40, with the same checks. Over time you'll get very quick at checking the fu sources and just being able to see "that's not enough to put it over" and you can just go with the default.

        Also, pinfu? 20 if tsumo, 30 if ron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NICE TRY NOSFUMANCHU HAVE A TASTE OF THIS.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The table isn't the problem, it's calculating fu
        you DO have your mahjong abacus at the ready, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why buy when i can just go to a mahjong parlor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it can collect dust just like my mahjong set?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to make one of these for chess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally why

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to set up the board after a game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It isn't even remotely slow or irritating to set up a chess board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone find a way to make this work with sushi and I'll buy one.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't. I have no idea how to play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just throw away tiles that are 9s,1s or funny pictures until a gold button appears and press it.
      Congratulations, you will depart novice in about a day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to learn I just feel really dumb about it

      https://mahjong.guide/a-beginners-guide-to-riichi-mahjong/

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >really wanted to play mahjong
    >majsoul is down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      come join the Hustle and Bustle of Riichi City

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We are truly hustling and bustling.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my best hand was riichi tanyao dora 4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Four quads
      Or a 13 dorabomb if you count that

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to learn I just feel really dumb about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying to learn I just feel really dumb about it

        Learn one yaku at a time. Play games.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing mahjong is like going into the hyperbolic time chamber for anger, i hit anger levels that should take hours within minutes

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats for autistic boys working at walmart or postal service or 50 year old japanese women

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