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Chris never had a chance to be normal
the game was rigged during the stone age
True happiness simply isn't meant to happen for some people.
i wouldve punched his dad in the head
he was so abusive
>dad dies
>chuds out shortly afterwards
Retarded take.
he was presenting himself as a "tomgirl" when his dad was still alive.
and bob called him a gay right up until he died
Id still have punched him in the head though. Might go take a fat wet dump on his grave
>implying they could afford a burial
Bob probably got cremated and is now buried somewhere in the trashheap that is 14 Branchland Court
He had a chance to just be an autistic drawfag if he was kept off the internet
Barb wanted it for years and you can't convince me otherwise.
Hey guys why does my copy of the game have sonichu with hyperrealistic blood and red eyes?
I'm like 99% sure that even if Chris never got discovered, he still would have fucked his mother.
You can remove the trolling, the transition, all of it. He could still be rolling around with his attraction sign, he'd still end up fucking Barb.
He had knocked off the attraction sign by the time he was discovered. It was one of the very rare times his parents intervened and explained to him that he was doing something that made him look retarded
What's the attraction sign
newfag
why was he crazy again?
parents would rather close their eyes and cover their ears and should "NO MY KID IS NORMAL" instead of getting him the help he needed
like, was he dropped on his head as a child though.
Pretty autistic and heavily under socialized from a young age which poisoned everything he did in the future and it all snowballed to where we are now
because nobody accept his pterodactyl inner herself
Can't wait for the true honest female dlc
If I had more self-confidence I would've turned out just like him
self-confidence and lack of self-awareness are two different things
That you even consider that you could end up like him if things went bad means you have enough self awareness to not end up as bad as him
If not bait, go read the cwcki. I'm jealous that you get to read it all for the first time.
The real question is why has nobody tried to make a Sonichu game yet? I dont mean some RPG Maker autism game about Chris, I mean an actual Sonic game parody using Chris's nonsensical lore
It's been done many times.
sauce me or post screens from the games
>I mean an actual Sonic game parody using Chris's nonsensical lore
For a tremendous variety of reasons, not least of which that once you remove the stuff about his life from the comic's there's barely anything left and one of the most significant things left is whatever the fuck Date Ed was.
>no dating education mini game
>once you remove the stuff about his life
You could leave that in, just dont use Chris's pov for the game. Make it from the Sonichu character's instead using the batshit crazy story from the comics as a base
>batshit crazy story
That's the thing, it's less a "story" and more whatever Chris is angry about this week followed by a DBZ fight.
I look after disabled people
When you have notable behavior issues with a client
one look at their parent will answer everything
Chris was not helped by the internet, but barb and chris's dad had to have been near directly responsible, even if they cared about chris.
Hell some of the worst parenting can come from "caring" too much.
So has Chris died in prison/mental ward yet or what?
yes
he is Chrisette now
His trial keeps getting pushed back.
another continuance. the legal system is already a fucking clownfest for regular felons, how did you expect this to be over and done with so quickly for this trainwreck of a person?
nah he's still locked up with bros spouting his usual shit, expect no one sees it any more.
I wonder if he's made any friends in prison
i remember reading somewhere he has no contact with other inmates
He'd get himself shanked in genpop
Imagine Chris interacting with hardened criminals, would actually get beat up when he went on his autistic freakouts for a change
they're definitely preparing him to go into a home, some sort of mental health establishment. He might already be there
He's not going to be able to live there unless he's medicated 24/7
A recent meeting implies he's already heavily medicated
He'd have to be. Chris is the kind of person who would be flinging shit at walls otherwise
is it even possible to tell the difference? he seems somehow even more unhindged than ever simply from having read the bible
He only truly understood once he read the good book
>Chris' trial yet to be done
>Redneck mattress shooting still yet to be done
I swear the only trials that are done quickly involve blacks
or rich people
>it's another court continuance episode
just get it over with
Chris's comics were full of some real existential dread shit
DON'T
CALL
ANYONE
if i was a hardened criminal i'd be proud to have chris. like a rare pepe you can display to your fellow criminals
a normie criminal wouldn't know about chris
chris would quickly inform his fellow prisoners. if he doesn't immediately die, it'd be the source of entertainment
He would tell them that he captured Ted Bundy's soul and turned him into a sonichu and they would avoid eye contact out of fear
Imagine if he had just gotten addicted and wasted his life on so some MMO like regular autists.
if chris had been born later, he might've made the deepest lore for fortnite