Post the single worst From boss.

Post the single worst From boss.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the goat skull demon with the 2 dog minions. fricking dogs kept killing me over and over, sometimes within a second or two of me walking into the arena. guess that was punishment for running a glass cannon magic build

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      magic would have had it the second easiest, you just use hidden body
      first easiest is use a shield poke weapon (estoc bestoc is right down in new londo to get at the start of the game)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dodge

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was fine, and hardly the worst.

      I one-shotted the dogs and killed the guy on my first try, playing DS1 for the first time. Then again, I was running a Strength build.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i ran dex faith build, you just need to git gud

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought souls fans loved difficulty?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part isn't necessarily the boss fight itself. It's the run-up towards the boss when you are still trying to figure out how to survive the fight

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bed of Chaos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thing about BoC is it's not nearly as bad as it used to be. if solutions are developed over time, if you can basically skip the boss frustration, it makes the boss not as bad, period. I say this as somebody that beat Ceaseless Discharge at release with a melee build, without the quick kill.

      For BoC you can learn the firebomb quick kill, which takes about 15 minutes to learn. On most platforms you can just backup your save and reload to practice, plus as a safety if you fail.
      If for some reason you're opposed to reloading saves, the force quit strategy to avoid having to run past the pits multiple times makes it a lot easier too.

      So my question is, what bosses are there that have no secret strategy, no cheese, no exploits, and even with guidance you just have to practice the fight?
      For me it's Midir, there's just no getting around how much of a stupid HP sponge he is. My first time I respeced so I could use the Artorias sword for the fastest damage and it still took fricking forever.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you implying its Rennala?

      This and its not even close.

      the goat skull demon with the 2 dog minions. fricking dogs kept killing me over and over, sometimes within a second or two of me walking into the arena. guess that was punishment for running a glass cannon magic build

      That's kind of the point. I'm not saying Capra Demon is good but finding a way to deal with a seemingly impossible fight is what makes DeS and DS1 interesting.

      Anyone who says anything other than this one is lying or hasn't played it. Frick this stupid Black person so much, the only boss I've ever cheesed in a From game, it's not even difficult just ridiculously tedious

      I did it first try, got hit once. Hard doesn't mean bad.

      thing about BoC is it's not nearly as bad as it used to be. if solutions are developed over time, if you can basically skip the boss frustration, it makes the boss not as bad, period. I say this as somebody that beat Ceaseless Discharge at release with a melee build, without the quick kill.

      For BoC you can learn the firebomb quick kill, which takes about 15 minutes to learn. On most platforms you can just backup your save and reload to practice, plus as a safety if you fail.
      If for some reason you're opposed to reloading saves, the force quit strategy to avoid having to run past the pits multiple times makes it a lot easier too.

      So my question is, what bosses are there that have no secret strategy, no cheese, no exploits, and even with guidance you just have to practice the fight?
      For me it's Midir, there's just no getting around how much of a stupid HP sponge he is. My first time I respeced so I could use the Artorias sword for the fastest damage and it still took fricking forever.

      >you can cheese it therefore its not bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No contest. Got killed on the ramp somehow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. So bad the devs actually apologized for it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they apologized for this lmao

      >Replay
      >Get clipped by Chaos Storm or branch swiped into a pit

      likely not the worst boss, but still one of the worst designed fights i've seen
      let's take a giant fricking mob
      a giant fricking mob
      and let's stuff it into an arena barely an bigger than it
      it doesn't matter that it's clipping through the walls like a motherfricker nah
      can't even see the moves its making 90% of the time
      camera spasming the frick out
      it's not even hard, it's just fricking bad
      frick this encounter and frick whoever put it there

      >play enemy randomizer
      >Ulcerated consistently gets into arenas that is big enough for it
      >Suddenly its possible to correctly see and predict its moveset
      Meanwhile in Vanilla all of them are in fricked locations, except for the one near Volcano Manor. And they still placed that one on a incline

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, almost every Ulcerated spirit you fight is in a huge area or on the map. There are three in small enclosed areas and you're meant to avoid two of them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >on the map
          Leydell
          Volcano manner tree
          And????
          >huge area
          Even the Millicent blight arena one is in a arena too small to avoid it clipping everywhere

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leyndell, Volcano, Outskirts, the huge hall in Caelid Tomb, and Millicent's is the easiest one of all, literally can't into fighting you on hills and cliffs. As opposed to the one beneath Stormveil, the hero Tomb and the cloister, and you're supposed to run from all but the hero Tomb which is the only genuine bullshit battle with one.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >huge hall
              Its 2x catacomb boss rooms in size, meaning it still clips if it do not go along the long side when doing its wonky attacks.
              >run
              ER isn't that kind of game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only correct answer, because beating the boss is RNG related for the final jump rather than skill based, and the only combat part of the fight is cheeseable with arrows.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Renala had great presentation. Hardly their worst.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      unnecessary trek to her dodging a giant marble and a moronic first phase. i hate the b***h.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think Renala is worse than Bed of Chaos? How moronic are you? You need help at this point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to fight her more than like twice, then I think you're just dumb.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Complaint has nothing to do with the boss
        Classic moron takes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unnecessary
        But it's totally necessary
        If anything, I would have REALLY disliked it if she had a stake of Marika in front of her boss room

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro the ball follows the exact same path everytime how do you struggle with that part after doing it once?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can also just attack the sorcerers that are summoning the ball so that it stops appearing at all.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't even know about that. Do they stay dead or do you have to kill them every time?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rennala is a very weird take for From's single worst boss. Still quite a weird take for Elden Ring's worst boss. I'd have to have a real think about it to put forward a conclusive worst boss, but replayed DS2 very recently and gank squad and royal rat authority can suck a dick. Also I'd heard such bad things about Lud and Zallen they were the only optional boss I couldn't be bothered to attempt. DS2 in general has a load of shit bosses, both ones that are unmemorable as well as really frustrating ones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't juke a ball
        >complaining about boss runs in Souls
        >WAAAH WAAAH GIVE ME A STATUE OF HANDHOLDING RIGHT BY THE DOOOOOR

        You're the reason the bonfire placement became the abomination it is today. Demon's Souls was unironically peak level design, fighting through the level meticulously to mentally map and open shortcuts, then rushing through an ideal route while using as few resources as possible. Boss runs were part of the charm, and relying on checkpoints just lets level designers get away with putting less thought into the approach. It makes sense in Elden Ring, being open world, but shit like the Dragonslayer Armor bonfire, followed immediately by the Grand Archive bonfire, is a constant issue in DaS3.

        Frick, Lies of P handles its bonfire placement better than 3.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't stop the ball?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You went the ball route? There's a door that you can open that's a much easier shortcut, just gotta run past the crystal nerds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that area in general was so shit (game in general is shit too of course, but that's besides the point) the medusa boss too in this area was fricking shit and underwhelming. very generic too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But to be fair considering the obligation they had to represent Rosie O'Donnell in ds2 I think they actually pulled off a better fight than expected.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's tutorial boss so he's supposed to be piss easy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        every other fromsoft game had a decent tutorial boss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's tutorial boss so he's supposed to be piss easy

      every other fromsoft game had a decent tutorial boss

      The tutorial boss is the Grafted Scion, the Soldier of Godrick is just the bonus tutorial boss.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soldier of God, Rick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but that's the best boss in the game, 1v1 with a completely normal fricker with no bullshit anime special moves, infinite poise, fricked hitboxes, and all of the other absolute shit features that most of the bosses in that turd of a game have. you're just starting out so you too are a completely normal fricker. the crucible knight could have been better, except for its gay ORE WA GUNDAM second form

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      I didn’t see him until I was +100 hours into the game because I didn’t notice you could jump down the hole but I was facepalming when I saw it.
      All these fricking shitty basic mobs that were presented as bosses suck donkey wiener.
      >Pumpkin Head
      >Big Miranda Flower
      >Beastmen but the variant with slightly more HP
      >regular b***h ass snail that summons ghosts
      Same shit with Evergaols
      >boss but blue and different name
      >regular fricking enemy you’ll meet in the Giant Mountain area in 100 hours

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn’t see him until I was +100 hours into the game
        you can't get out of the tutorial area without fighting him so I have to wonder how you managed to spend 100+ hours in the tutorial

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The tutorial area is optional

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't know that, I just jump into holes whenever I see them. never know what's gonna be down there. love me holes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's saying he missed the tutorial area entirely, which I find amazing (because there's a glowing guy literally pointing to it) but not impossible

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was pretty common thing at launch to miss it.
            The drop is kinda high and a ton of ppl decided not to jump, especially in 1.0 before they added a message and tutorial popup telling you to go down.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that guy but I skipped it because the ghost homie telling you to jump made it too obvious. I was like no thanks I'll just keep moving, no handholding necessary

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just didn’t drop down the cliff and just went to the left immediately?
          First thing I did was open the imp statue and do the tree dragon thing for like an hour, then I went out and played.
          It was back at launch 1.0 shit, only saw you could drop down while I was going around to see if there was stuff I might have missed

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So, at launch, you made it all the way to the bottom of the Fringefolk Hero's Grave and defeated the ulcerated tree spirit on your first run?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's saying he missed the tutorial area entirely, which I find amazing (because there's a glowing guy literally pointing to it) but not impossible

          Not that anon, but I missed that "boss fight" as well because I didn't jump down and just followed the door leading out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bestmen and Pumpkin Heads have a more complex moveset than 80% of DeS and DS1 bosses.
        In fact most of ER's "regular enemies used as bosses" would be considered SSS+ tier DLC bosses in the earlier games.
        A fricking Leonine Misbegotten is basically Artorias on crack.

        Just because you misssed them and found them late with a +15 weapon and nuked them instantly doesn't change that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ghost snail was a fricking fantastic reveal though. Sure the actual fight is lacklustre but it worked amazingly in context.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread. Best boss is somewhere else

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who says anything other than this one is lying or hasn't played it. Frick this stupid Black person so much, the only boss I've ever cheesed in a From game, it's not even difficult just ridiculously tedious

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that the one with the 1/2 hp chalice? Where 'he' rips his arms at one quarter of his life and start beating you with it? Yeah, frick that thing!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this homie held me hostage for like 5 hours on GOD i fricking hate whichever jap programmed him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was using the beast cutter so no issues for me. Easy to strike his head with it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watchdog is worse. Amygdala at least isn't immune to fire.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not even difficult just ridiculously tedious
        Is there bigger cope than this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even remember what exact gems i farmed, but i beat this and the headless homie using the worst fricking parameters for a chalice dungeon because it gave the best loot, over and over again, and i genuinely don't remember them being such a big deal.
        >use the tool that shoots 3 blood ghosts
        >aim directly at his head
        >don't riposte when given the chance, keep spamming that shit
        >dead in 30 seconds
        The other guy went:
        >saw spear
        >pop beast pellet
        >apply fire paper
        >bait the long range punch or the tackle, then go apeshit on his legs
        >dead in 30 seconds
        Spent like a month just restoring my save until i got the gems with the best curse (iirc stamina). Quitting to the PS4 menu, restoring the save off of PSN+, then waiting for the game to load took longer than the goddamned fight, and i was using a SSD just for this game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the C&D chalice bosses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just stand underneath and spam R1. He can't do shit about it because of how small the room is and how massive he is.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just look up a cheese guide on youtube bro
          have a nice day

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who does look at anything on youshitter without beating the game first should neck themselves, but it's perfectly possible to discover this in normal play yourself.
            I prefer having fun with the bleach sword and dodging around to cheese strats myself though.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I learned how to beat Amygdala on the story encounter on my own. It translates to the chalice version easily. If you have trouble on the chalice Amy, then you didn't learn how to fight it effectively in the normal encounter.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't. I did this back when Bloodborne released. It took like 5 seconds to realize that you can simply stand under him and be safe outside of a few jump attacks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the build. Had no issues on my Bloodtinge and Arcane runs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >use bone marrow ash
        >never go near the boss just shoot him in the head over and over again
        >win without a scratch on me
        bloodtingelets seething malding coping crying pissing shitting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit being a OHKO no matter what is obnoxious but I'm sorry there is way worse. >Fricking Rom not only being a shit boss but the Chalice version is so bugged its little shits spawn invisible while still being able to kill you
      >Shotel Black folk being so unfinished they have the most embarrassing, random, and jank I-frames on the attack where they throw their weapons
      >Chain Giants which have a horrible jank hitbox tied to a fricking ragdoll on their spin attack
      >Hotdog. For everything.
      Can you believe they rushed the actual game to push out this entire garbage system? It's absolutely unreal what quality the DLC is to vanilla

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The chain giant was awful. I don't know how they even left that in the game, even an optional encounter, and thought 'yeah this is acceptable'.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who says anything other than this one is lying or hasn't played it. Frick this stupid Black person so much, the only boss I've ever cheesed in a From game, it's not even difficult just ridiculously tedious

      amy is only hard if you go into these things only wanting to play how you want to play, its been a while but initially i thought amygdala was hard but then you learn its pattern and dodge accordingly and youre sweet for all iterations including chalice amygdalas. for me its lawrence and kos that i have a lot of trouble with and never bothered to learn their moveset only getting lucky with them once or twice

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amy isn't hard at all, I said as much and agree. It's attacks are all piss easy to dodge. The problem is that it takes excruciatingly long for it to use the attacks where you can punish it. Especially when it rips its arms off and it has only one attack it'll use every 10 minutes where it exposes its head for .1 nanoseconds. Laurence, Kos, are harder, watchdog and headless bloodletting beast are harder (and I beat that second fricker defiled too, probably hardest fight in the game) but theyre significantly more fun and dynamic fights. And yeah, there are builds and weapons that beat it really fast but I had no desire to grind up to use magic or a new weapon I didn't want to use.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walk underneath
      >ludwig's 2h L1 straight up into his dick
      >win effortlessly if you don't get hit by a ohko

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beast cutter makes an absolute joke of it.
      Used to just hang out getting summoned into cursed and defiled chalice and soloing it for shitters that hid in a corner throwing firebombs.
      Then I'd stop and run over to them when it was almost dead and see if they'd man up or fail.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not chalice Rom.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one is made better by the fact that once you learn the patterns, it’s not too hard to avoid every single attack and just chip away at it safely.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still impossible to predict 100% of the time where it leaps will land, and if you get it wrong it's a ohko.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          His leap has a max range and also he cannot land to where he just jumped from, so run exactly there.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah yeah just save it. Already read all your dumb "strats" eight years ago and none of them worked, she lands on you even if you stand where she jumped. It all just comes down to luck in the end.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only boss I ever summoned for. And even then it took like 15 tries before I found someone who didn't just die along with me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My broccoli aylmao melted her. But that Rom, what the frick were they thinking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who says anything other than this one is lying or hasn't played it. Frick this stupid Black person so much, the only boss I've ever cheesed in a From game, it's not even difficult just ridiculously tedious

      Dont forget you get to fight Amygdala once more in a special Chalice Dungeon where you have half health and it one shots you with most of its abilities.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is the chalice version. Regular Amy is fine

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Dont forget you get to fight Amygdala once more in a special Chalice Dungeon where you have half health and it one shots you with most of its abilities.

          Why did Bloodborne npcs mispronounce "amygdala"? Were the localizers moronic?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because in the japanese they're named Amygdala because of their almond shaped heads, they're not named after the part of the brain which is pronounced differently

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who says anything other than this one is lying or hasn't played it. Frick this stupid Black person so much, the only boss I've ever cheesed in a From game, it's not even difficult just ridiculously tedious

      >cursed Amygdala
      >not the cursed Watchdog
      ???

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watchdog is easy as frick to memorize his patterns and there is no randomness at all

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My issue was if you damage him enough he does a zero wind up leap that insta kills you with a janky hitbox. Compare that to amygdala who was a complete joke.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As I said above

        Amy isn't hard at all, I said as much and agree. It's attacks are all piss easy to dodge. The problem is that it takes excruciatingly long for it to use the attacks where you can punish it. Especially when it rips its arms off and it has only one attack it'll use every 10 minutes where it exposes its head for .1 nanoseconds. Laurence, Kos, are harder, watchdog and headless bloodletting beast are harder (and I beat that second fricker defiled too, probably hardest fight in the game) but theyre significantly more fun and dynamic fights. And yeah, there are builds and weapons that beat it really fast but I had no desire to grind up to use magic or a new weapon I didn't want to use.

        watchdog is just way more fun of a fight and doesn't make you rely on gay ranged shit or cheese to make it not take forever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was fricking tedious mainly because of the one-shot and bloated HP. What a way to suck the fun out of a decent boss.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had far more trouble with Defiled Watchdog the floor prior.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the lava dog

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Watchdog was way worse. Beat Amygdala in like 3 tries because I figured out a way to exploit its AI of jumping at you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me how for when I reach it so I can avoid the one shots and get it over with

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you stay behind his legs (right at the base of its tail), the only attacks it can do from that point is jump upwards (won't hurt you if you stay still, and you can hit its head after it lands), stomp at you (won't hit you unless you're a moron) and thrash its arms backwards (most dangerous attack)

          You can also nibble at its heels while doing this strat. It also helped that I did the chalice dungeons after doing the base game + DLC so I was decently overlevelled to the point that Amygdala didn't 1 shot me, though the Watchdog still did

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watchdog was super simple once I learned to just stand close to its front. Only issue was remembering to dodge its charge attack, but everything else was easy to avoid and punish through simple positioning.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amygdala
      what did Subaru mean by this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that's not what they're referring to...
        Wait, tonsil stones.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issues

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 shots the gay with chainsaw
      Skill issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only difficult part about this fight is the nausea of its spamming the equivalent of the gate of babylon. Once you get used its fancy energy attacks, the boss fight is a joke.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      even before the nerf this was just a standard "hard" fromsoft boss that takes like 5-6 tries unless you run a super OP build but isnt that bad.

      The hardest enemy i fought in the game was the HC enforcer who was basically immune to anything not energy damage. also balteus version 2 seems to want me to cheese him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the Enforcer is one of my fav bosses from Armored Core, not insanely hard, not stupid easy.
        Just the right amount of pushback & challenge, I think they should've made the other AC's, HC's, & LC's more like it since I just steamrolled them every time I fought them, the only exception being Rokumonsen/Volta first time I played

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not the boss one in the underground but the one in the wall. idk if the one underground was immune to rifles because i was using a plasma build at the time and beat it on second try. the one in the wall was basically impossible or me until i switched back to a plasma build, and i usually am super stubborn about not changing a build just for a mission.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah I agree, frick that guy.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah frick these bastards

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually felt incredibly insulted when I realised this is a DS3 reskin and that they're the bulk of what you fight in the catacombs. What a shit enemy what the frick were they thinking?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait are they? Were they in the DLC or something I dont remember enemies like the fanged imps

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic? or do you actually have amnesia?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played das3 in 5 plus years anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're low-effort reskins of these guys, same exact moves and everything. Hated them in DS3 and I hate them even more now for how fricking lazy this is.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. You know I can kinda see it now

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just play the games side by side, it's not even subtle

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imps are really cool. Not the same moveset. It is a reskin but whatever, very cool enemies.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Their movesets are identical

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imps themselves have like 3-4 different variants

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, no. You are dumb.
                Imps have a frickton more moves.

                I haven't notice a single new move that the DS3 Thralls don't have, but even if they do that doesn't justify plastering the shittiest DS3 enemy all over every single catacomb

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the shittiest DS3 enemy
                Those aren't the giant crabs!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick actually fights the giant crabs? Why would you? They're never in your way.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, no. You are dumb.
                Imps have a frickton more moves.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just parry bruh

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they apologized for this lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bed of Chaos

      I still appreciate it that the damage you do stays even if you die.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they patch that in later?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean that feature was added later? I didn't know that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dying
        >at bed of chaos
        lol
        lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that's why people hate it, falling down the holes or getting swiped out of nowhere. It's not?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, it's because the fight is extremely underwhelming despite the grand presentation and buildup

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is unless you used a shield.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is. Around the initial release 'Bed of Bullshit' was a common name for it.

            nah, it's because the fight is extremely underwhelming despite the grand presentation and buildup

            Frick you b***h, you don't know what you're talking about.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretending to not die from bed of chaos is a newbie larp. there was no way of knowing back in 2012 what was going to happen and that the floor was going to collapse with moronic hitboxes for BoC's arm swings.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pretending to not die from bed of chaos is a newbie larp
            I didn't die to it even back during my first playthrough of the game. You can conjure as much schizo Ganker shit as you want, but that's what happened

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I legitimately got beginners luck, then had massive problems after that for years, until I learned the firebomb quick kill

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dying
        >at bed of chaos
        lol
        lmao

        >pretending to not die from bed of chaos is a newbie larp
        I didn't die to it even back during my first playthrough of the game. You can conjure as much schizo Ganker shit as you want, but that's what happened

        thing about BoC is it's not nearly as bad as it used to be. if solutions are developed over time, if you can basically skip the boss frustration, it makes the boss not as bad, period. I say this as somebody that beat Ceaseless Discharge at release with a melee build, without the quick kill.

        For BoC you can learn the firebomb quick kill, which takes about 15 minutes to learn. On most platforms you can just backup your save and reload to practice, plus as a safety if you fail.
        If for some reason you're opposed to reloading saves, the force quit strategy to avoid having to run past the pits multiple times makes it a lot easier too.

        So my question is, what bosses are there that have no secret strategy, no cheese, no exploits, and even with guidance you just have to practice the fight?
        For me it's Midir, there's just no getting around how much of a stupid HP sponge he is. My first time I respeced so I could use the Artorias sword for the fastest damage and it still took fricking forever.

        >sanest DS1 cultist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was almost certainly not the case at first before they started testing it and realized "oh shit this is actually cancer"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game breaks its own rules because the boss is so shit
        Bravo Miyazaki!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Father Ariandel also breaking the rules? I mean you killed him in phase two of Freddy so shouldn't he stay dead in your next try?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What? No, stupid

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't forgot that the toxic blowdart gays don't respawn in blighttown. its like they realized how shitty these parts of the game are and just said "well its going to suck but at least only for a little while."
          Like Black just remove it in development instead wtf lol. like i don't even hate the blowdart guys, with the spider shield they can't do anything but im confused on why they kept them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >me and a group of 5 other friends all played the game at the same time in Xbox party chat

            >One of them somehow got to that area from the beginning
            >HE WENT UP INSTEAD OF DOWN TOWARDS QUEELAG BECAUSE HE WAS GETTING WRECKED

            Still made me laugh. Dude was in uncharted territory and we were all fumbling with ghosts and the skeletons. Crying about invisible enemies making him toxic when he probably couldn't see the blowdart hit him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally only did that because they knew how shit the boss was, that was their bandaid fix because they ran out of time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      never died on it once (same with about 5 people I know), finished the game about 15 times too. the floors that break are pretty obvious and the arms are easily predictable if you have a basic sense of timing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did anyone actually think this was bad? Were you all so filtered by a puzzle boss?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is the "boss" that consists of you "fighting" shitty hitboxes and gravity considered bad in a game where the most vertical mobility you get is a weak jump?
        Don't forget that it has one of the longest run backs in any Souls game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you just run around it and hit the middle what was so hard about it. You finish this fight in like 30 seconds.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, I'll just do th-
            >Get swept into a bottomless pit by a giant tree arm

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't happen to me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop lying

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bait
        Its not a puzzle to not have the floor fall under your feet or to have the bosses 300m long hands (that can not be dodged with a roll because they are not an enemy hitbox but a moving wall object) sweep you into the pit in a 0.3 second speed attack that sweeps half of the arena
        Thats not what puzzle means

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mother fricking black blade kindred that you fight on the fricking sanctum staircase. glitchiest boss ever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That bastard hits hard, not much room for error.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ancestor spirit was harder than malenia as an underleveled melee with a shit weapon
    homosexual ass jumping bambi

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino atmosphere, awful boss.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember Ceaseless Discharge feeling pretty bad. Its arms and attacks clipping through a literal mountain to hit you anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess they expected everyone to do the one hit kill trick and it's reasonable especially for an early souls game having such a weird gimmick. But most people probably missed it, especially for people who are familiar with later souls game would think "there's no fricking way I can bait this guy to the cliff and he just falls down, I have to fight this boss properly."

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Properly
        I vividly remember just hiding behind that big rock wall, baiting him into reaching for me, and then dodging and smacking his hand until he died.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This plus the glory early days of Iron Flesh being busted

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This mother fricker.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many kids back in the day got stuck on this difficulty spike of a motherfricker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that boss, him and the tiger were awful.
      Wish fromsoft would make Lost Kingdoms 3 tbh

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. a babby who only played Elden Ring
    And she's not even the worst boss in that game. I liked her, From games need more unique bosses like Rennala.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DeS
    Dragon God
    >DaS
    Bed of Chaos
    >DaS2
    2cat for the runback alone (otherwise ancient dragon)
    >BB
    Chalice Dungeon common enemies (otherwise Rom)
    >DaS3
    Gavetender duo considering i paid extra for this shit (otherwise Ancient Wyvern)
    >Sekiro
    2monkey if you dont count minibosses (headless if you do)
    >ER
    None of the remembrances ones are that bad enough for this, so just make a long list of jobbers and badly made duos with the minibosses (if you have to choose one of those i guess godskin duo since its a progress blocker)
    >AC6
    C-Spider if major, the dumb shaft mission if not.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gravetender duo
      I thought Church player boss is worse, just because of the painting guardians can fricking heal. God I hate them so much.
      Glad Gael fight is absolute kino of the highest order.

      nah, it's because the fight is extremely underwhelming despite the grand presentation and buildup

      Oh. I played Demon's Souls before so the disappointment of a big boss is actually really underwhelming (Dragon God) isn't that surprising to me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragon God
      Storm King is a worse boss.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all, Storm King actually fights you and you fight him. Even if you don't get stormruler you can fight him with regular projectiles. Dragon God is a goofy stealth sequence in a game with no stealth mechanics where you flip two switches with guns pointed at Dragon God while he stands there and takes it. The only fighting you do his hitting his chin while he lies comatose with the only threat being his passive exhale of fire.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not at all, Storm King actually fights you and you fight him
          You swing the storm ruler at him like 5 times and he dies, that's not a fight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gavetender duo
      You mean Lorian and Lothric?
      >Ancient Wyvern
      How is that bad? Unless you are calling it bad for being too easy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy with the wolf that unlocks the colosseum in the first half of the dlc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AC6
      >C-Spider if major, the dumb shaft mission if not.
      Neither of these were bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like the duo monkey in Sekiro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >C-Spider

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this c**t. couldn't believe how fricking ass this fight was when i reached him back in the day considering how hyped he was in the games intro cinematic. i love demon's souls but i hate the japanese ass boss design philosophy in this game of "oOoOh! see if you can find the weakness through a moronic gimmick/puzzle!! wow so excitingu!!!" 90% of their shittiest bosses are in this game too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >back in the day
      >2009

      have a nice day

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        2009 was 47 years ago

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that was 16 years ago. Something almost two decades away qualifies as back in the day. You're arguing that a person in 1999 calling 1983 back in the day is wrong. Take your own advice.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where they straight up copied Vindictus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you sure it's just not the same dev that worked on animations from vindictus and decided to use them in elden ring?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying jap devs don't outsource work to china and korea
          they constantly do it for anime

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Covetous demon

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chalice bosses in general

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eould argue ceaseless discharge is a worse boss than bed of chaos. Trivially easy if you know the auto win strat, incredibly, unbelievably tedious if you don't.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised no one posted this one yet. What a fricking awful fight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one has to be one of the jankiest glitchiest pieces of shit fights ever. truly revealed the moronic hitboxes of this fricking game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Combined with the spitting statues and the great arrows from one of the c**ts... I actually like ds2 but this fight alone lowered my opinion of the game so damn far

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker likes to pretend dark souls 2 is good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not Ganker, just a vocal minority of contrarians

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one has to be one of the jankiest glitchiest pieces of shit fights ever. truly revealed the moronic hitboxes of this fricking game.

      Ganker likes to pretend dark souls 2 is good

      Crybaby morons, this fight was good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's laziness it what makes me hate it. There is no creativity behind it, just forced difficulty by shit terrain and multiple enemies. From can do better than that shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >forced difficulty
          Get good. It's not even tough by DS2 DLC standards

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get your brain checked moron, there's a difference between shit mechanics to force difficulty vs genuine creative difficulty. Sir Alonne, Fume Knight, and Ivory King were genuinely enjoyable challenging fights. They had unique patterns of attack and were genuinely well designed encounters. Gank fight is literally just three npc enemy summons chasing you down across shit terrain. There is nothing creative about it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just 3 random NPCs with bloated health. I barely consider it a boss fight, hell ER does the same thing by giving common enemies boss monikers then doing away with that by having them show up in droves in a later area.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ER could have legit probably shaved off 70% of its bosses and the game would have increased in quality tenfold.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hell ER does the same thing by giving common enemies boss monikers then doing away with that by having them show up in droves in a later area.
        You mean like Capra Demon?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DS1 does this sparingly
          >Gets trashed for a decade for content reuse alongside sub-standard lategame areas
          >Elden Ring does this so constantly and so egregiously that the exceptions are noteworthy while also being 90% substandard area
          >Gets defended by Gankertrannies
          crazy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about 2, much less it's DLC's.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one gets a good amount of leeway because you don't even need to do it to finish the DLC and get the crown, it's off to the side

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark Souls 2 is easy as frick how do we beef up its difficulty
      >oh we should include the hardest Dark Souls 1 encounter :^)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fought this boss and had a hell of a time before beating it and realizing it was optional. Also it's amazing how little the summons can possible help, it's better just to run around in circles.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst boss in Elden Ring is Esgar. Also isn't it disappointing that there are so few mage bosses in the game? Rennala, Radahn but he's not really a mage, and Gideon. The dogs are fricking dogs, not mages.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not From's worst, if anything she's a greatly improved Rom. Das1 and 2 had much worse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people say "Das1" its so fricking annoying

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        morons like to pretend they played demon's souls

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        morons like to pretend they played demon's souls

        some of us aren't zoomers and were around at release

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    folding screen monkeys
    most moronic fight ever, either you finish it instantly or takes ten fricking minutes hide and seek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed be

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhm.. that's not rogdolf

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire Giant. Boring concept, boring design, boring fight. Giants have never been cool.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DeSBlack folk shat their pants as this Limgrave tier final boss.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so rare to see attack animations that aren't slow as shit in souls games and as it turns out those faster attack animations break shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only in DeS because nothing has poise.
        In ER and DS3 you can be fast as frick without breaking shit as most enemies will be able to tank at least 2-3 hits before flinching.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk why people say Rennala is fricking hard.
    This b***h was a cakewalk!

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bed of Chaos and most of the Demons bosses.
    You can really tell how much FS improved with BB and DS3, it's like night and day.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Renalla is top percent.

    Ignoring the obvious Dragon God/Bed of Chaos/Prowling Magus, I'm gonna give it to the Sinner, whose mechanics are all tied to the original lighting build of DaS2, so it doesn't make sense and it's a symbol of all of DaS2's flaws.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are wrong, tho.
      The lock on distance is 50% with the lights off and she constaty jumps breaking the lock on.
      Just because you jacked up your gamma/constast to 200% like a homosexual does not change this mechanic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I'm talking about anon. The lock-on breaks with the lights off because in the original lighting build you actually couldn't see that far with the lights off. In the current incarnation you see fine with the lights off so it just becomes a silly abstraction, in this one instance your lock-on range is removed because it's supposed to be really dark.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the worst most cancerous boss fight in the history of video games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue. It's a great boss.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just summon Gael bro
      Yea she kinda sucks, I just hate "revival"/multi health bars bosses. Which is why I love Gael fight even though he can be pretty damage spongy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phase 1: takes 90 seconds, you can both backstab and parry her
      Phase 2: both Ariandel and her just shoot fire/ice on the foor and she ocasionally heals though a telegrapped 10 second animation
      Phase 3: actual boss fight

      Unless you forced yourself to do it at SL50 or some shit, you have no excuse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I took hours on her. She was such bullshit, but broken down individually her first two forms are easy. The problem is the third form will kill you repeatedly, and each time you'll need to do the first two again each time.
      Now I've killed her legit, I think I'll just summon Gael for future playthroughs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Summoning Gael is lore accurate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was pretty well done
      it gave you that same feeling when you saw the second maneater healthbar appear in DeS
      it's challenging but you should have a solid build by the time you reach her anyway

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon God
    Bed of Chaos
    Snowfield cats
    Defiled Watchdog
    Ancient Wyvern
    Mist Noble (I can't think of a bad Sekiro boss)
    Abductor virgins duo

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bed of Chaos
    >Dragon God

    See, those bosses are "bad" in that they're unengaging sleepwalks that are disappointing. But at least they go by fast.

    Pic related has to be the worst. And yeah, hurr durr git gud, congratulations for having also eventually beat her. But she encapsulates everything wrong with the combat designs throughout the whole franchise.
    >MULTIPLE OHK attacks, some of which she gains in her second phase, meaning a tonne of trial and error and punishment even until the end her of fight
    >second phase is the first phase but with more shit on top
    >AOE attacks that have inaccurate/invisible hitboxes
    >much more nimble and speedier than the player, meaning you have to spend entire stamina bars i-frame rolling through her combo attacks
    >combo attacks also stunlock and/or chew through blocking, making that a useless tactic
    >conditions to stun her are highly specific and can feel random
    >will dodge almost all ranged attacks
    >because she's so punishing and resistant/"immune" to most type of attacks, meaning a lot of builds just outright won't work against her
    >has a status effect attack, but said status effect is so brutal you'll most likely die from it without having a hope of recovering
    >many of her combos have weird "gotcha" delays that will have you dodging at the wrong time until you simply learn the timing
    >regains her fricking health throughout
    >most effective tactics against her are either cheese tactics or involve summoning because she can't, like ALL From bosses, handle more than one target at a time

    She's the most frustrating boss to beat by far and it's purely from bad design.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, literally a skill issue. Malenia gets EASIER in her second phase lol. She's more of a Ludwig than an Orphan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Malenia gets EASIER in her second phase lol
        this. She unlocks the retaliation kick in p2 which makes it ridiculously easy to loop her in constantly, stunlock her and break her stance. p1 is a much bigger waiting game a lot of times. Clones are only a problem if you create distance (a rare meme can happen however, she can start up clones after the grab)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She literally drops her armor, her defense, to go full offense. Yeah she gets a bunch of fancy super boss moves but she's wide open during all of them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, literally a skill issue. Malenia gets EASIER in her second phase lol. She's more of a Ludwig than an Orphan.

          As an Int player, her Scarlet Aeonia is the perfect opportunity to just blast her with spells.
          Just like using it in PvP...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used Morgott's Cursed Sword and literally just chased her lil b***h ass down with the L2 attack + R1, she literally gets comboed from 100% to dead in phase 1 with it, and I did like 80% to 0% combo with it in phase 2

      like she gets stunned by any attack and u DIDNT try and combo her?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally
        Literally

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let’s put a Sekiro boss in a Souls game
      You’re right but nobody is ready for that conversation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shield skills, parries and stamina draining attacks are STRONGER in Elden Ring than they are in Sekiro

        You're right, we're not ready to have that conversation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      COUNTER POINT: you have a brain and she doesn't, a disadvantage she will never be able to make up for no matter how much bullshit they give her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget that malenia makes block builds entirely irrelevant and straight up harmful as they will continuously heal her. you HAVE to play this boss by roll spamming if you don't summon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the gayest meme, you can very easily outpace her damage with any good build that uses a shield and if you don't suck

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not as faith strength, only by spamming r1s like a bleed build. I only beat her by hit and run for like 8 minutes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heals on hit
      whatever
      >heals on block/rolls
      BULLSHIT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only boss in the game where you need to actually master the fight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is broken on a fundamental level. Some of the Bosses faint out of attacks in Elden Ring but Melania takes it to a whole new level, she could faint out of every single combo and mid combo + input reading exacerbates the problem. Every single no hit run for Melania is just the player getting one or two hits in and then running away for 10+ minutes.

      >try to help people beat her
      >she just randomly switches who she targets
      >fight her solo
      >you're just fricked if she decides to animation cancel and waterfowl, parry you and instantly grab, or throws out a combo with a delayed attack

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except waterfowl dance, nothing is bullshit in her fight. It's just designed so you can't outrun her or hide behind your shield like a gay. You have to fight upfront, I guess most players aren't used to a boss you can't be a b***h against.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's just designed so you can't outrun her or hide behind your shield like a gay.
        you can hide behind greatshield with barricade from everything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can run away from her in phase 1, but phase 2 yeah she will constantly distance close on your ass

        waterfowl is also 100% consistently dodgeable, you just can't do it by only rolling. Mid range all you have to do it run away -> roll into second flurry -> walk away from third. Close range you just abuse her tracking for the first flurry and then do the same thing for the second and third

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes you look stupid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't she cancel out of staggers early too?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        all humanoid enemy NPCs cancel out of staggers early and have done so since demons souls. Its funny seeing people pretend to be souls veterans complain about with with malenia. malenia was actually a huge wake up call for me as to just how little souls players understood the PvE in their game.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lost my fricking mind every time I reached them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct answer.

      My first playthru I died so much to them thinking I'd earn a knight to fight the ivory king.

      You can imagine my face when I got to the dead end behind them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole concept of "co-op area and bosses" in DS2 DLCs is interesting, but executed really poorly. Most of souls players are solo, those who seeks multiplayer content are a very specific bunch and making content just for them is just a misguided effort.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        These bosses are perfectly fine when you're solo.
        In fact 2cat gets a big buff if you have COOP and the 2nd cat jumps in when the first is at 60% instead of 30%HP.
        Doing them solo is basically a DPS check like DS1 gargoyles, you will literally have two 1v1s and if you have bad DPS you'll have to play very passively for 1 min and snipe the one that's near death.
        This is identical to doing DS1 gargoyles with an unupgraded weapon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was almost certainly not the case at first before they started testing it and realized "oh shit this is actually cancer"

          I mean I never tried doing them co-op, so I wouldn't know. I would assume it's easier cause that's what the devs said, they're co-op areas/bosses. I guess I should expected that from DS2 devs.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This is identical to doing DS1 gargoyles with an unupgraded weapon.
          Nah, Belfry Gargoyles 2 electric boogaloo is identical to that. 2 cat is just complete trash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played DS2 and I hate long run back.
      On a scale from 1 to 10, How much will I hate DS2?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        7 to 8 maybe, especially DLC stuff can drive you mad.
        They clearly noticed this and in DS3 some area felt like DS2 runbacks, but then they added a bonfire or a shortcut before the boss.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright I will play DS2 last then.
          I only have Demon Soul and DS2 as the last fromsoft games to finish, so I don't want to rage quit before then.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The baseline game is ok. Play regular Dark Souls 2, it is a very fine and tightly crafted experience. Scholar of the First Sin is just trash and id say only the Alonne DLC is even remotely worth anything, that and having an actual final boss

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The run back in particular for DaS2 challenge maps is nonsense. Forget the actual 2-kats, to actually get to them you have to fight through infinitely spawning kirin minibosses. It's a bloody nightmare. And it isn't even the worst one, Alonne's run back is cartoonish

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gauntlet to Blue Smelter alone is so fricking stupid I couldn't believe it. Admittedly, you shouldn't die to Blue Smelter but jesus christ.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Admittedly, you shouldn't die to Blue Smelter
          You underestimate how shit I am at video game.
          I got killed 6 times by Tower Knight.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blue Smelter is "Smelter but we changed all his timings by 10 frames just to frick with your muscle memory." Given that incredibly dishonest mechanic, I'd say it's weirder to have NOT taken a few deaths to him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If we're talking Scholar of the First Sin, hoo boy it's a high score. I just finished playing it (having played DS2 original in the past) and man does it have some of the worst runbacks in the entire series, as well as the highest volume of them. I think the base game is pretty meh and the expansions are generally great, but even then they have 4 of the worst runbacks (2 for main bosses, 2 for optional ones, might even be forgetting others). It was a real chore for me to finish Scholar of the First Sin.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f "elden beast"
    >0 results

    spending 30 seconds to run towards it, while dodging attacks to hit it twice, then doing it all over again is not good boss design

    its not even hard, its timewasting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you're describing is maybe a minor nitpick blown out of proportion due to memetic mutation. In reality Elden Beast is one of the better from giant bosses just for the flair, it truly feels like you're fighting a godlike but desperate monster beyond time and space.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're coming from the sakura dragon in sekiro, that by all means is the best spectacle fight they've done, and the elden beast is just an annoying waste of time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elden Beast dies very quickly if you use charged attacks and stagger it. The openings you get a re generous and it is very long in stagger.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >complained about Elden Beast being a waste of time
          >mentioned Sakura Dragon as a good example
          Lol
          Lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Elden Beast completely blows the Divine Dragon out of the water. Sekiro dragon is just a Mario boss hit the qte 3 times, much better than other puzzle bosses but nowhere near as cool as actually fighting the big monster. But the power level for Sekiro was much lower so it makes sense thematically, since you don't defeat the dragon just get his tear.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It never sat right with me that the boss to enter the palace was so much harder than the actual boss you came there for. Honestly do wish the dragon was an actual fight even if I'd have no idea how it would work

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Poorly, like every single giant from boss fight. Letting you lightning reversal it is fun and it doesn't even die.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it's fun. Like running through a small obstacle course whenever it creates some distance.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The homing lasers are bullshit though. Even if you run that exact same way, sometimes they still just hit you for no real reason. Infuriating.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every boss is like that in elden ring if you don't spam summons or use an op meme build
      >360 front flip
      >10 hit combo
      >3 more delayed attacks with mid air tracking
      >jumps away after last hit
      >spams ranged
      >get one hit in
      >repeat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play more aggressive

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, sure. I had a lot of fun fricking around with the claw weapons but I just don't like bosses that have so much in their arsenal on top of being extremely aggressive. If the final boss was spammy like that I could give it a pass but this is most bosses in elden ring

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ill tell you how fromsoft game boss design works in elden ring.

            Bosses have attack sequences. A sequence of 1 or more attacks that always strong together, for example margits dagger attack comes in a sequence of two slashes.

            say a boss has 3 attack sequences

            >Sequence 1 is 1 delayed sword attack
            You are suppose to hit the boss as hes charging his big attack then dodge the attack, then hit him more as he recovers
            >Sequence 2 is 2 sword attacks
            dodge both sword attacks in a way you are close to the boss afterwards so you can get an R1 on him before he recovers
            >Sequence 3 is 6 sword attacks
            Sequences with a lot of attacks can typically be punished by using R1 on the boss sometime during the attack during a slight pause to reward the player for staying close to the boss and press r1 between dodging. Long sequences by the boss can also be canceled if the player runs away instead of dodging, say the boss does 3 attacks in the sequence but the player just runs away out of range, the boss will stop the sequence then do a gap closer instead, then start a new sequence.

            Anytime a boss does a sequence and it doesnt hit you is a chance to heal or hit the boss. If you are constantly running away you are literally playing the game wrong and are going to have less fun because of it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alternatively just use a shield. Shields are so ridiculously strong in Elden Ring, guard counter does Giga poise damage and is super fast, almost every boss is parriable, like 3 flavors of projectile parries for any taste, motherfricking barricade shield makes you invincible. Too many years of ninja flips being the main strat have clouded your perspective, ER is for sword and board kings

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would agree with this were it not for the fact that all the "pve meta" weapons need 2hands to use because they depend on AoW spam. Yes, a shield is your best bet if you're trying to run a normalgay build with a "regular" weapon. However, that's strictly worse than latching onto any of the 2dozen+ somber weapons the game throws at you, which are universally 3x stronger and have 200x more useful AoWs in addition to being way easier to upgrade (especially given how you'll need to save normal upgrade mats for casting gear). Like, the game pushes this so hard at you, I'd be willing to say you're playing a challenge run if you're not doing it. And I'm not even counting how well spirit summons synergize with no-shield builds by splitting the enemy AI.
            IMO the code issue with Elden Ring is that the Souls formula is solved. The players have gotten too good at it. The marketers demand the games still be sold as DUDE SO HARD but the players are too used to the formula for it to actually be hard anymore. The devs try and ratchet up the difficulty nonetheless, but the only way they can do so while still sticking with the formula is by adding in tons of bullshit everywhere. No matter how many times fans respond with "get filtered lmao" one of the most common complaints about ER is that the bosses layer on so much bullshit that it becomes borderline unfun to fight without [insert cheese strat here]. I'm very glad AC6 was such a success because it shows them that they can evolve past the formula and still succeed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you just didnt learn the game. Its so obvious when some moron says the shit you said, you are DS3 gays who only use roll + punish with R1. The worst attack in the game, the weakest play style in the game.
        You are just dumb and bad.
        Melee has never been as broken as it is in Elden Ring. The bosses have never been as easy as they are in Elden Ring. Literally no matter what you do, breaks the game, it literally feels like the player character is the boss in every fight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldn't say it was very timewasting

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ornstein and Smough at home

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      O&S were overrated, Godskins are much better.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's just two bosses you've already fought before, but together
      No idea why people praise this fight sp much. You're already in the final stages of your build that steamrolls everything by the time you get to them so they're not even remotely challenging.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They praise it to shitpost, plus it has pretty good music at least. I dont think the fight is terrible and id take this fight over the poorly designed piece of shit jank that is Melena any day of the week

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't fricking believe I 1st try'd these frickers by the skin of my teeth, I kinda hesitate on facing them again in my 2nd playthrough cause I just know I'll eat shit through karmic justice

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sleep pots, my friend. Sleep them, spam charged attacks, you win.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most overated fromboss from the most boring fromgame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re such a gay. You select the most iconic boss with the best lore implications when there are dozens of actually bad fights you can call out and disgrace the game and you try to convince me the this one is one of them?

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This boss isn't even that bad, she's just an easier version of Rom from Bloodborne.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Fire Giant. When you're not slowly whittling away at his knee unable to see what he's doing you're chasing him while he rolls around like an butthole.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should focus only on attacking his hands during phase 2, attacking it do more damage too. Fire giant mostly rolls away if you try to attack his leg or his crotch on phase 2.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hated Laurence the First Vicar and still do.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she the worst in your opinion because she's so fricking easy?

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No mention of the Nameless Camera
    The second form is fine, but the first form is bullshit. You can't see what he's doing because the camera refuses to show you the dragon, and if you lock onto its head the lock will only break moments later after spinning around wildly because the dragon decided to fly again.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly hate fighting this boss after fighting all the human-sized (or at least a little bit above human-sized bosses) Sekiro bosses.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he’s getting filtered by THE glass cannon boss
    >he didn’t poise rape her to death in less than two minutes with a 2h strength build

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commander Niall is the worst boss in ER for me because his summons and castle sol despite him personally not being that bad. The dual wield banished knights are absolutely obscene and more dangerous than half the bosses in the game with their bullshit sekiro combos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dual wield banished knight In Niall boss is easy, you can ez stunlock them with STR weapon. If your weapon don't do enough poise damage, jump attack spamming, strong weapon art, and backstab fishing should work.

      The teleporting red eye dual wield banished knight is really bullshit tho

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Radagon while bosses like Royal Rat Authority exists and most of DS2's bosses its just a "ok you did it time for next boss" while Radagon is this guy that's been hyped about the entire game and is basically the final boss. All he does is spam non stop spells over and over again it doesnt help that his fight leads to the other shittiest boss ever Elden Beast

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is the single best boss Fromsoft ever designed, fricking awesome back and forth moveset.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All he does is spam non stop spells over and over again
      T. rolling away from him

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst bosses in each game
    DeS- Leechmonger. This piece of shit contributed nothing and im salty that there is a pit like right at the start of his boss room. Its ugly, its piss easy, and there is no spectacle or fanfare

    DaS1- Bed of Chaos. Not even remotely close.

    DaS2- The Forest Gank Squad. It was such a shit and asininely developed fight. It doesn't add to the world, it doesn't add to the lore, it isn't weird, it isnt memorable, its just a shit "meta commentary" fight. I can typically say that a lot of fights, no matter how shit, have "SOME" kind of contribution

    DaS3- I hated all the AoA bosses pretty much equally all for different reasons.

    Bloodborne- Not counting the absolute travesty that are the chalice dungeon bosses, Laurence the First Vicar fricking sucked ass and I want to make anyone that defends this piece of shit fight eat a jar of my own toenail clippings

    Sekiro- Probably the Demon of Hatred. I dont have a burning dislike for any of the bosses here that I do for some of the other ones

    Elden Ring- There are a lot of "non bosses" so going by only the major/mandatory fights Melinia is complete dog shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia is fine.
      Well, phase 1 is at least. It's completely fair as long as you're patient. Phase 2 is the shitty part because of all the super attacks she gains.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it just pisses me off because it feels like she operates on an entirely different ruleset. There is no reason for her to have health leech on attacks that she does not damage you with

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is broken on a fundamental level. Some of the Bosses faint out of attacks in Elden Ring but Melania takes it to a whole new level, she could faint out of every single combo and mid combo + input reading exacerbates the problem. Every single no hit run for Melania is just the player getting one or two hits in and then running away for 10+ minutes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing broken about her. Not even the hardest boss in her own game. How you guys made it so far to the secret boss in the last game and still have these hot takes I'll never know.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This isn't about difficulty, we're discussing how the boss actually works
              She is most certainly broken (not difficulty speak). Its the only boss in the game that can punish the player even if the player got the timing and punishment window down.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're mad because they can't stunlock the superboss to death (when you can actually do that anyway if you build right) because they want muh fair fight where they can just poisespam through with colossal greatswords.

              I know because that's how I attempted the fight the first time, got destroyed then actually learned it and it was perfectly manageable and decently fun/intense

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're mad because they can't stunlock the superboss to death (when you can actually do that anyway if you build right) because they want muh fair fight where they can just poisespam through with colossal greatswords.

              I know because that's how I attempted the fight the first time, got destroyed then actually learned it and it was perfectly manageable and decently fun/intense

              Stir that pot harder

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's how I beat her in the end. Wait for a specific combo I know she'll stand around proudly after, then hit her. if she does the dumb Terminator slow walk, maybe sneak in a jumping attack because she's too busy trying to look cool.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There already a lot of no hit malenia video with aggressive playstyle, Ongbal video for example

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            took me 2:45 to kill her no hit at sl1. it does not take 10 mins lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laurence is the worst BB boss. Too much damage, too much health, bad hitboxes, have to play a little too carefully lest you make one mistake and have to start it over. Orphan of Kos was considerably easier in comparison.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laurence for most insulting
    Malenia for worst designed

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Bed of Chaos.
    But there are several contenders. Namely:
    >Anything overtuned that also ignores the games rules and makes up their own
    >Anything too big and fast for the camera to keep up with
    >Anything where you have to take part in a giant marathon to get back to the boss and they've put powerful enemies in the way to get to them

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually I'll update my answer it's just Elden Ring
    I can't believe how dogshit Elden Ring's content is. The bosses are atrocious. I would rather marathon DS2 replays and all of its shitty bosses before I touch Elden Ring again.
    Elden Ring has a SINGLE boss that is enjoyable in its entirety and that's Godrick the Grafted.
    Everything else is tedious, annoying, boring, or frustrating. Any brief wafts of decency are blown away by Elden Ring's embarrassing levels of content reuse, devaluing the fight. Malenia being able to immediately animation cancel her own hit stun into hyperarmor should alone drop this fricking game to shit tier to anyone with a brain
    The absolute worst part was Hoarah Loux P1, which is actually really good. Hundred hours of dogshit until I finally saw another boss I didn't despise and it was immediately ruined by Hoarah Loux P2 which was back to armor, lingering shitboxes, input reading, and delayed animations
    >inb4 "um every game has input reading"
    I beg you to do what I did and go back to DS3 and test. You can chug estus in Friede's face in every single phase and she won't INSTANTLY FRAME 1 enter a punish attack like how everything in ER does.
    I HATE ELDEN RING SO MUCH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring has a SINGLE boss that is enjoyable in its entirety and that's Godrick the Grafted.
      Now this is bait. Even the Crucible knight is more fun to fight than Godrick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godrick would be mid tier in any other souls game but in ER he's head, shoulders, and the rest of the torso above the next closest contender
        ha, i just remembered that ER's freak defenders actually tried to protect it on release by saying it TOTALLY WASN'T a souls game and therefore comparing it to DS3 and BB was unfair (because comparing it to those makes it look even worse than it is)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but in ER he's head, shoulders, and the rest of the torso above the next closest contender

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ER is bad and miyazaki will never take you to prom
            The only thing good about ER is Scythes finally getting their own moveset, holy shit I waited so long

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elden Ring is great, though? I certainly enjoy replaying it more than most Souls games.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You lost, shazam troony.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have no idea how excited I was for ER, homosexual, how much I wanted to like it, how many dozens of hours I spent thinking and hoping I was just in a lull and it would pick up in quality soon, only for that to never happen
                you can tie your self-worth to a product if your life is that empty but I actually like videogames so I'll respect them enough to not blindly accept trash with few redeeming qualities.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                cry me about a river about how your favorite boss in the game is the easiest main boss and how you get filtered hard.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                dilate immediately, product-worshipper

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >animesister

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Godrick is top tier in any other souls game. He could be a final boss all his own. In Elden Ring he's mid tier all flash compared to the other demogods who all brutally mog him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly if you exclude Rennala this bait actually kind of works

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong with Rennala? Weird but interesting puzzle boss with absolutely kino second phase where you fight against the full moon with goddess of sorcery who pulls out all the stops and even summons dragons and shit against you. Any other game it would be a final boss instead of early game boss.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK enough about the worst bosses, what about the best ones

    DeS- False King. While he is pretty piss easy this day and age, the tension you felt if you ever got hit by the stupid soul suck attack was nothing I ever felt in a game since. The idea that you will be even weaker when you died added a true layer of dread and pressure that I was unable to operate under at the time. I was so stupid that he hit me with that attack 3 times in one go before

    DaS1- I liked Manus a lot. It just kind of "clicked" with me and I enjoyed how creepy this fricker was

    DaS2- Sir Alonne. If his runback wasnt such a nightmare id probably rematch him more often. Still im glad the bonfire ascetic system lets you pick and choose your favorite bosses to rematch

    DaS3- I thought the Soul of Cinder was the perfect capstone to the series, even if the fight itself was kind of a joke I enjoyed what they were going for.

    Bloodborne- Ludwig on a presentational level, but Gascoigne is probably the perfect example of how a first boss SHOULD be. He set a very good pace for the rest of the game, his music is memorable, his phase transition is great, and overall he is always a very engaging fight even 3 playthroughs later. Gehrman is an honorable mention

    Sekiro- Isshin. Its so insanely rare to see a Souls game stick the landing on the final boss so hard, granted I did mention Gehrman just up there I felt like Isshin really made me apply everything I had learned throughout the game

    Elden Ring- Mogh, Lord of Blood. This shit was just fun as hell. The set piece is great, the presentation and music are also great, and his attacks felt insanely threatening without feeling stupidly bullshit. I helped a lot of people beat this guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS1 Artorias
      DS2 Burnt Ivory Kino if including presentation, otherwise Alonne or Velstadt
      DS3 Gael, best boss ever made
      BB Ludwig if including presentation, otherwise Maria
      ER every boss is dogshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      flamelurker, ornstein & smough, didn't finish das2, nameless king, shadows of yharnam, corrupted monk, maliketh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DeS- Maneater. Runner-up Maiden Astrea as a interactive cutscene boss too.

      DaS- 4K, love fighting a boss in the video game void. Runner-up Manus who almost has a void but there are rocks too

      DaS2-Exectutioner's Chariot. Runner-up Ivory King

      DaS3-Twin Princes. Runner-up Gael

      BB-Ludwig. Runner-up Rom is cute. Cute!

      Sekiro- SSJ Isshin. Runner-up Monkey Trouble

      Elden Ring-Radagon. Runner-up Radhan. Also the Shardbearers as a whole are the best Archdemon style boss group.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      I haven't played it yet
      >DaS1
      I'd say Artorias. Manus flails around too much for my liking, and I like being able to hit Artorias out of his buffing animation.
      >DaS2
      I have a soft spot for Raime and the Ivory King, but I think Alonne is the best boss (except for the grab, but Souls grabs are often bullshit in general)
      >DaS3
      Sulyvahn. No wonder he used to be the final boss.
      >Bloodborne
      Gehrman is fricking amazing. Fantastic presentation, fantastic music, fantastic fight. The only "negative" is that getting his weapon requires either NG+ or quitting out during the Moon Presence fight.
      >Sekiro
      Sword Saint Isshin, without a doubt. Phase 2 alone is one of the best fights in vidya.
      >Elden Ring
      I think I enjoyed Morgott the most. No bullshit AoE spam, no weird lifesteal, no massive amount of area denial. Just a guy throwing golden weapons at you.
      >Armored Core 6
      Ayre. Walter is too squishy, and Iguazu is Iguazu.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sulyvahn. No wonder he used to be the final boss.
        QRD?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He used to be called the "Old King of the Eclipse" before everything got reworked and mixed around. Aldrich used to be called Sulyvahn, too, IIRC.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DeS Tower Knight.
      DS1 Artorias
      DS2 Fume Knight
      Ds3 Twin Prince
      BB Ludwig
      Sekiro Isshin
      ER Morgott
      AC6 Balteus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was considering putting AC6 but then id have to include the rest off the AC games I played (1 and 3) evergrace, and KF4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DeS - Penetrator
      DS1 - Artorias
      DS2 - Mirror Knight (Havent completed the DLCs yet)
      DS3 - Pontiff
      BB - Laurence
      ER - Can't decide between Radagon and Maliketh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      O&S. Using the pillar foundations to separate them is fun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      False King easily
      >DaS1
      Personally I really liked 4 kings despite it just being a DPS check but I'd say either Artorias or Gwyn would be my pick.
      >DaS2
      I liked Velstadt enough, even though I beat him first try.
      >DaS3
      Nameless King, without a doubt.
      >Bloodborne
      Maria if the DLC is being counted, Gascoigne or Gehrman if only the base game is being discussed.
      >Sekiro
      Haven't played
      >Elden Ring
      I loved Godfrey / Hoarah Loux a ton when I first played it. I haven't gone back to Elden Ring since I first beat it, though, so my opinion may have changed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DeS - never played
      Dark souls - Artorias
      Dark souls 2 - Fume Knight, Sinh had the best presentation tho
      Dark Souls 3 - Pontiff without parrying, very fun fight
      BB - never played
      Sekiro - isshin
      ER - Malenia unironically. Never been more satisfied with a boss after learning it. Mohg is also extremely good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      Fools Idol
      >Ds1
      Biggie&Smalls
      >Ds2
      Can't remember a single good one
      >Ds3
      Friede
      >Sekiro
      Isshin
      >ER
      Morgott

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS1: Manus. Artorias had great ideas but wasn't well-refined

      DS2: Uh Sir Alonne probably? The best bosses in this game were very mediocre so it's hard to say

      BB: Ludwig.

      DS3: Has to be Gael. The closest thing to perfection that can be achieved through the basic Souls combat system
      Sekiro: Inner Father. For just the bosses it would be Isshin or DoH but Inner Father is such a huge upgrade compared to the others that he has to come out on top. So fast and unrelenting and such a cool rhythm, plus great aesthetics. Also the greatest boss From has ever designed overall.

      ER: This one is almost as hard as DS2. It just doesn't have standouts in the way most of their other games do. I'd say Maliketh but I don't really like fighting beast clergyman and he also doesn't have enough HP. Malenia is pretty fun and makes people upset so I'll go with her.

      AC6: Haven't done S-ranks yet so I'm not 100% sure but I'm leaning Balteus 2.0

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the first Balteus fight more than Snail. By the time you get to the second fight you have a ton of equipment options that can trivialize him. Balteus 1 was more challenging because of the limited gear and the had a better arena IMO.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mostly like Balteus 2.0 because it's less hectic than the other endgame bosses and feels like it has more of a flow to it. It's definitely not harder than Balteus 1.0 on first encounter (I didn't even have a remotely meta build and still had no issues) but it's a breath of fresh air when compared to the assrape bosses like the final boss of NG++. Also feels like a strict upgrade to Balteus 1.0 even if it's less memorable. With that said it definitely could be Ibis or Ayre but the former felt too easy and the latter felt way too hard at the time so I'll have to play more to really know for sure

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            But anon, Balteus Azul isn't the final boss of that route

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      Flamefricker
      >DaS
      Artorias
      >DaS2
      Fume for mechanics, Ivory king for overall spectacle
      >DaS3
      Gael
      >BB
      Orphan
      >Sekiro
      Owl (Father)
      >Elden Ring
      Morgott

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. False King or Penetrator, they're the closest to "pure" combat bosses without gimmicks. I also liked the old monk as a concept but people ruin it with their memeshit builds.
      2. gwyn is fun, 4 kings are fun once you "get it", same with O&S. I mean DS1 had a lot of great bosses.
      3. pfft I dropped this game after a single playthrough. none of it is really memorable but that one samurai DLC boss was cool.
      4. I like pontiff, I like nameless king, I like friede, I like gael, I like soul of cinder. this game also had a lot of great bosses.
      5. owl is fun, sword saint isshin is fun, genichiro is fun, headless ape, phantom/true monk. a really solid line up of bosses in this game.
      6. malenia, mohg, radagon (but not elden beast), placidusax and fia's nightmare dragon whose name I forget. pretty solid line up of bosses as well, but a lot of filler shit that I just don't care about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      never played it, my PC is too shit to emulate PS3 games, I sold my PS3 some time ago and PS5 isn't worth to buy rn
      >DS1
      All the DLC bosses are pretty good. The cake goes to Artorias though
      >DS2
      Sir Alonne, Ivory King second
      >DS3
      Midir and Nameless King
      >Bloodborne
      Father Gascoigne is near perfect, although Logarius, Ludwig, and Maria are pretty cool too
      >Sekiro
      Haven't played this one in a while, but I liked Genichiro, the Divine Dragon, the Demon of Hatred and Father Owl. I need to replay Sekiro soon enough
      >Elden Ring
      Godfrey and then Maliketh. Amazing OSTs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      Old Monk. Online this fight is really fun and you get to be the boss, it’s really cool. I have no qualms with including this because DeS was a lot of gimmicks and Miyazaki once said this was his favorite so I got some support on this
      >DS1
      O&S or Artorias: Kinda basic picks but to be honest I don’t like DS1 bosses after O&S except the DLC ones. The second half of DS1, for me, isn’t as flawed with the level design as it is with the lords. They are just bad fights and centipede demon is goofy but this is a positive thing so I won’t get into that
      >Bloodborne
      Ludwig. Fought this guy super underleveled, stuck it through because of the cutscene and came out on top with like 50,000+ blood because the only good runes I had at the time were blood ones. Didn’t pussy out, fought it like the warrior Ludwig tried clinging back torwards. Best souls boss for me.
      >Elden Ring
      Mohg: Mohg is really fun to fight because his actual fight is really good and cheesing him is also really funny considering his place in the game makes him really strong. I kinda wish you could parry him just for more options but it’d probably make him a joke since it’s all about delayed attacks and not spamming dodge.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      Taking down the Tower Knight for the first time gave me the greatest high I ever felt in vidya. Allant is probably the best fight in the game but Tower Knight was an experience for me.
      >DS1
      Either Artorias or OnS.
      >DS2
      Ivory King
      >DS3
      Gael, although the non-gameplay aspects of Soul of Cinder sometimes puts him ahead in my mind
      >ER
      Morgott. If Malenia was just Phase 1 I might say her but I don’t like Phase 2.
      >AC6
      I don’t remember the name but it’s the tank where the weak point is right in front of it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS
      Tower Knight
      >DS1
      Artorias
      >DS2
      Lol
      >BB
      Ludwig
      >DS3
      Midir (I just like that they did a good dragon fight for once)
      >Sekiro
      Isshin (the sword saint)
      >Elden Ring
      Loretta knight of the haligtree

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring had too many worst From bosses to count tbh.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even count 1...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Erdtree Avatars and Spirits
        >Godskins fricking recycled like 50 times
        >Recycled Birdboss
        To name a fricking few, you c**t-ass. That's not to say that ER didn't have some good bosses too like Margit/Morgot, Rhadan, Hoarah Loux... but those are so few and far between a mountain of shit that they get dragged down.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst ER boss are those stupid tree demon things whose names I forgot that you fight like fricking 5 times if you do everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erdtree Avatars or Erdtree Spirits? The first are the Asylum Demons, the second are the snakes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate both equally. The Avatars are downright fricking insulting while the spirits are complete dogshit in every way.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like fighting the spirits...

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The very very first spirit that you can fight at the very beginning of the game was ok, maybe even acceptable, but then they reuse it and do absolutely nothing with it

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy Elden Ring a lot because I enjoy the feeling of adventure. Id say the bosses are generally the weak point but I can at least cheese the ones I hate very easily with spirit trashes and/or summons

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't like about most souls bosses is that they never guard like you do, or take ridiculous amounts of poise damage to stagger. I know that's not true of all souls bosses, but for frick's sake, why is it that when I pull off a 3 hit combo they can still pull of their combo as if I wasn't even hitting them? Things like that should be equal.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any given boss fight in Elden Ring is repeated an average of ~3.9-4 times
    The only bosses that are never in any way reused are Rennala, Radahn, Rykard, Malenia, Maliketh, Radagon/EB, Fire Giant, Placidusax, and Gideon (and counting him is generous.)
    For comparison, the next highest rate of boss reuse is Sekiro with an average of 1.86 reuses per boss encounter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring also takes place across a gigantic country with insane amounts of optional content. So there are a bunch of Erdtree spirits, but they're not unique creatures they're high level monsters born from the big tree that covers the whole country sometimes treated as bosses and sometimes treated as just midboss regular enemies and every single one is optional. Even then the Ertree spirit has a more complex moveset than anything in Demon's Souls, multiple variants like the rotten ones or the one that can make shadow clones of itself. It has a strong thematic tie to the game and demonstrate the primary problem next to their emaciated counterpart boss (totally different enemy type). So what exactly is the problem here? This is a meme complaint.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >um it's a shitty empty open world so you can't criticize content reuse
        >moronic lore explanation for game being cavalcade of the same content repeated ad nauseam to fill out the pointless open world
        >more complex bosses than a 2009 rpg somehow excuses the reuse
        >multiple variants somehow an excuse when you Black personhomosexuals raked DS1 over the coals for a DECADE for reusing Asylum Demon 3 times including a variant
        You're a fricking idiot.

        Yeah anon there should be one Runebear in the entire game. In the entire lands between, only a single big bear. It makes no sense to find more than one. Bad game design really.

        If they can't fill up an open world without making massive sacrifices to the quality and individuality of the content in the ways that literally every souls game has had up until that point, then they probably shouldn't have made an open world then. Their godawful design decisions excuse nothing, not that you'd understand that you wienersucking shill.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elden Ring has the biggest and best bestiary of any game ever.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would have a more solid point without the lies like "empty open world", considering its ridiculously dense with content

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DENSE with endlessly repeated shit-tier bosses and other non-content that's boring the first time and actively miserable the tenth
            delusion

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not at all, the dozens and dozens of cool dungeons all with unique level design were a blast to explore

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    likely not the worst boss, but still one of the worst designed fights i've seen
    let's take a giant fricking mob
    a giant fricking mob
    and let's stuff it into an arena barely an bigger than it
    it doesn't matter that it's clipping through the walls like a motherfricker nah
    can't even see the moves its making 90% of the time
    camera spasming the frick out
    it's not even hard, it's just fricking bad
    frick this encounter and frick whoever put it there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only times I was able to actually fight these things was in the open field. Every single one that was in a dungeon clipped through the wall and fell to its death. I'm surprised they didn't catch this since it is so common

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually can't think of one ER boss I outright hate other than maybe the tree spirits. Every boss is actually extremely well designed and if you don't just spam R1 and die or get by with a broken build.

    The only real problem is the reuse but I never saw a ton of issue with it, I genuinely enjoyed fighting those horseback frickers and the death birds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did too. I just enjoy the adventure part of it. With how popular the game was (and still is) its easy to just wish away any of the other bosses I hate anyway

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only had issues with how much they reused the Ghost boat boss and putrid tree spirit in a small space.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I only had issues with how much they reused the Tibia Mariner
        tibia mariner was reused 4 times
        erdtree avatar was 11
        ulcerated/putrid tree spirit is 8+
        battlemages are like 7
        deathbirds around 8
        pumpkin heads around 7
        erdtree watchdog ~6
        runebear ~9
        crucible knight ~7
        black knight assassin 6
        that's not even close to an exhaustive list
        you're a homosexual for not recognizing how constant the content reuse is in this game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah anon there should be one Runebear in the entire game. In the entire lands between, only a single big bear. It makes no sense to find more than one. Bad game design really.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like half of those aren't even consistently treated as bosses, but the Tibia Mariner reuse is only really bad because it's a bad and boring fight and the guy also brought up the spirit reuse being shit
          >how constant the content reuse is
          The reuse is constant sure but rarely is it an actual tangible problem, and if you were to differentiate enemies based on their subtypes who have completely different movesets and other types you spend dozens of hours before you refight them I rarely felt any fatigue from the reuse at all

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Enters 50th identical cellar filled with skeletons and imps
            >Boss is 50th UTS/Avatar/Watchdog
            >N-n-no fatigue, h-haha, it's just like the first time!!
            uh huh

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are some of your favorite games? I should be able to trash them with disingenuous strawmen as well, it's only fair

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing actually zero of those catacombs are identical, but all have totally unique level design, which kept it fun to explore them all
              Also, there are a bit under 50 side dungeons total between all the graphics design types they can have: catacombs, cave, crystal cave, hero grave, mine, ice cave, ice mine, prison.
              17 of these are catacombs. Not 50.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't mind the other as much. I just find the tibia Mariner to be quite boring.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love the second tier Tibia Mariner that summons the giant skelly. The one you fight in the lakeside ruins in Altus where your constantly being chased by the giant was a really cool encounter.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just think of these like Black Knights, Boars, and Hydras and then stop caring.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you fricking moronic or something?
          Battlemages, pumpkin heads and Runebears are normal enemies not bosses lmao
          There isnt even a single battlemage with a boss health bar, are you actually this stupid you fricking Black person

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Um, they're not BOSSES, they're NORMAL ENEMIES
            They're either normal enemies being presented as cheap replacements for bosses or bosses being presented as cheap replacements for normal enemies. It's one of these two, I don't care which, and both make elden ring a lazy piece of fricking trash
            >None have a health bar
            Sellia Evergoal, Black personhomosexual
            please continue coping and seething

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, they are just normal enemies, and you are an idiot.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheesing irl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People hate magic classes because you stay far away from your enemy while doing damage
      >Spears do the exact same thing, but people love them
      Why is this the case?

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demon souls
    the way to the 4-1 boss (adjucator something)
    >dark souls
    manus
    >dark souls II (not sotfs)
    blue smelter demon, ancient dragon, the two tiger boss in ice dlc
    >bloodborne
    orphan of kos
    >dark souls III
    dark-eater midir, gael
    >sekiro
    isshin, demon of hatred without using kuro rice in phase 2 / 3
    >elden ring
    malenia

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Headless Monke and his wife. This is one of the only fromsoft bosses that just seemed cheap and lame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was cool
      I guess this thread really should be called "post From boss that filtered you", because if you all posted whats the actually worst boss, everyone would say Bed of Chaos

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bed of Chaos for sure. It is the only boss in the history of souls games to have damage checkpoints. The boss design was so bad that they had to install a failsafe that deliberately goes against their game design philosophies in order to help players defeat it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the only one. There is a checkpoint between the boss duo and Nashandra at the end of DS2, even though she attacks immediately after they die. Which is weird because Nashandra is pinwheel level easy.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Royal Rat Authority

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have hundreds of hours and all achievements in all modern From games, beat Sekiro charmless + demon bell
    This piece of shit sucks, isn't fun and doesn't follow what the rest of the game is built around

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hardest boss in that game.
      I rage quit for a month before beating the game because of this piece of shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait people had trouble with that thing?
      t. Got filtered and ragequit the game at Owl

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically enough, I beat Owl in 5 tries while this Black person bull killed me more than 30.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a shit boss. It's what people complain about with the ape and DoH except played completely straight. The game has been teaching you to deflect and now you have to run around like a moron and roll because you can't deflect it, and it also takes forever to kill so you just have to repeat the same "run towards it, roll to side" combo 100 times and if you frick up once you die.
        It's not even hard but the fight sucks and is legitimately completely out of place with the rest of the game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can deflect every single attack the bull and Ape have, they do not in any way break the rules of the game just because you fricking suck.
          DoH actually does go against this but ends up being a very kino fight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you suck
      That bull is fun to fight
      I guess you never figured out the gimmick, its a very easy fight and fully fits the rules of the game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      easy boss just stay on his ass and slash him every time he's turning like homie you fr??

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      elden slop can probably fill out a top 10 of dog shit bosses in modern fromsoft games
      the one that sticks out to me the most is probably pic related though, not even because its difficult but mostly because a couple of its fights are in catacomb tilesets where the boss room is not nearly big enough to fight something like this and it regularly has half of its body hanging out of bounds through the wall

      kek

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nameless king is such bullshit.
    >Have to fight his gay dragon and the camera every time you lose
    >His move set is just a series of rollcatches and glitchy grabs that do way too much damage
    >Drinking estus is a crapshoot whether you'll be allowed to or he'll input read and insta kill you for trying.
    b***h all you want about Friede, at least she felt fair.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was worse than nearly any souls boss to me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weeb dog once again parasitizes souls threads to get attention for his beyond inferior clone
      Nobody fricking likes your games, freak. The worst of Souls games is still far beyond the best of your degenerate, unfun, clunky, and derivative garbage.
      I'd tell you to go make a Nioh thread if you wanted people to talk about Nioh, but it would die at 4 posts made because everyone except the most desperate weeaboos hate it so I'll just suggest you get hit by a train instead
      frick off

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        excellent bait friend. almost got me

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomerkiddies quoting Rykard's shitty, badly delivered dialogue as if it was worth remembering when the game came out
    >Later they pretended like the Hoarah Loux transition cutscene was cool instead of dumb
    >All of these have dried up entirely as ER is no longer in vogue
    I'm convinced they did that because they're all mad that they weren't "there" for something actually worth getting hyped about and remembering (namely Friede, Gael, Ludwig, Orphan, Oceiros etc), so they latched on to the thing they WERE "there" for even though it wasn't nearly as good.
    I'm not even saying this as if I'm protective of my experiences. I wasn't "there" for Ludwig, either, I missed out and only played it around 8 months before ER released. I'm just not delusional.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dark souls 3 zoomerslop
      literally nobody remembers this game. if you werent there for Solaire, you werent there for anything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely no one thinks DS3 was cool except you kids who started with it. Its slop.
      Also Rykards line is very cool and well delivered.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lies of P releases to rave reviews
    >Lords of the Fallen about to release and has rave reviews
    >Elden Ring just coincidentally goes on sale
    Miyazaki couldn't possibly be...scared...of some competition, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pre release reviews
      lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dlc is about to drop
      >surprised year and a half old game is getting discounted
      No way!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dlc is about to drop
        >source: my ass

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did nobody post this piece of dogshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh. That thing.
      I spent a whole afternoon fighting that wienersucker. His one-shot kill breath attack was the worst and it pissed me off so much.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His one-shot kill breath attack was the worst and it pissed me off so much.
        just use flash sweat dipshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have the webm? I remember anons always posting that one webm where the player just kinda dies from the gust of wind.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh. That thing.
      I spent a whole afternoon fighting that wienersucker. His one-shot kill breath attack was the worst and it pissed me off so much.

      skill issue. try getting good.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blah blah try getting blah blah
        try getting pussy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you cant beat an easy dragon in DS2 then you're not going to handle pussy bruh

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't fight it pre-patch because you were not alive in 2014

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having good sex is legitimately tougher than most video game bosses though, unless you summon (let her do all the work).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did. I killed him a long time ago, didn't you read my post?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >das2 defense force

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I forgot he existed. But you're right, he's terrible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and Vendrick (even though that one's braindead easy) pissed me off, they're not even fights. Just big dumbasses plodding around with inflated health and damage values and occasionally attacking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a kinotastic fight

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IDK if he's the "worst" but I've never dealt with a more bullshit HP pool in my life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're either a moron that attacked his legs or a mega moron that watched a let's play of someone attacking his legs
      They designed the entire fight around you standing in front of him hitting his face.
      His attacks are perfectly made to be played around if you're standing in front. They also give you nice openings to hit his head.
      His model has massive DR values except for his head.
      Playing the entire fight the way they wanted you to GUARANTEES a stance break in the final phase for a HUGE damage riposte
      Unreal that morons were so opposed to trying something different that when ankle-hitting failed they either resorted to Mist cheese or skipping him entirely
      I implore you to try him again. He's still a challenging boss, but one of the best of all From games IF you play him as intended.
      >Bullshit HP pool
      You wanna talk about REALLY bullshit HP pools? Laurence the First Vicar, especially on NG+. Horrendous fight

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hit him in the face and he goes down in a few minutes

        >Bullshit HP
        found the cowardly moron who never tries hitting the dragon's head

        with a heavy weapon you stagger him like 2-3 times in the fight and get like a 3000 damage riposte each time, with light weapons if you're aggressive you still get a stagger near the end.
        stop being a little homosexual b***h boy and smacking its toenails, moron

        pussy homosexual found

        You drones are cute but I was playing a STR/INT gishgay and even targeting his head it took me ages to deal any decent damage, let alone stagger.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Str/Int is my goto build for every Souls-like game.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you boasting being bad at something?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I can.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can also get better at the game. I can guarantee you that dispatching Midir once you learn to fight him will feel good.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did it once after 40+ tries and will never do it again but thanks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit him in the face and he goes down in a few minutes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bullshit HP
      found the cowardly moron who never tries hitting the dragon's head

      with a heavy weapon you stagger him like 2-3 times in the fight and get like a 3000 damage riposte each time, with light weapons if you're aggressive you still get a stagger near the end.
      stop being a little homosexual b***h boy and smacking its toenails, moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw running nightrider glaive for that S tier strength scaling with 71 poise
        >tfw miss my greatshield cleanrot spear unlimited spear works spam that I had to drop because of how the weapon scaled like shit going into mountaintops
        What are some other good options for unga bunga strength stagger abuse? I was running great stars with prayerful strike but walked into the mimic tear fight with it and the unlimited lifesteal made him impossible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pussy homosexual found

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like how they started to make the bosses more like anime fights after dark souls 2 with multiple phases and ridiculous attack combos.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also dislike phases a lot of the time. Just let me fight the boss, don’t make me waste time to even get to the “real” fight.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't play lies of P, almost every boss does the fake life bar into surprise phase 2

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and most of the time phase 1 is a joke, the worst is black rabbit brotherhood where you have to autistically monitor the last 2 health bars so you kill them simultaneously so you don't get fricked by fighting the real boss and an add at the same time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's annoying, same problem I had with Isshin. Just wastes your time.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That homosexual you're running after like a scooby doo skit in bloodborne

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chained Ogre. No contest. The perfect combination of mechanical ineptitude and sending the player the entirely wrong message. It's too easy to say a meme/gimmick boss like Micolash or Bed of Chaos, but those bosses are far less damaging to their respective games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good point. I find him pretty easy now after getting decent at the game, but early on in your first play through, making you activate your Dark Souls brain in a very-not-Dark-Souls game, was stupid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "ahh, kos... or some say, kosm!"

      > It's too easy to say a meme/gimmick boss like Micolash

      I don't know, man, I haven't played sekiro yet, but I love bloodborne and replay it often and I always dread this motherfricker

      it's just so annoying

      "impressive, a hunter is still a hunter, even. in. a. dream"

      SHUT UP!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In isolation, Micolash is probably the shittiest boss they've ever designed. I fricking hate Micolash, even. Chained ogre, by contrast, is just a subpar Souls boss they threw into Sekiro. The issue is that chained ogre is the first mandatory "real" boss players are made to fight. He's also no joke; he hits like a tank and also takes hits like a tank so he's something of a filter. I've 100%'d the game and beat all gauntlets, etc. and I legitimately think he is the hardest boss in the game once you've mastered the combat system. Which is to say that he doesn't actually fit in with the combat system at all--he's a bad dark souls boss in a game with a really shitty dodge option (which is compounded by his awful grab hitboxes). Having him filter players sends the entirely wrong message about what the game is supposed to be, and players who get past him will still be woefully underprepared for what awaits them in the real game. If he showed up later in the game he would just be a normal bad boss and not particularly remarkable compared to something like Micolash.

        Also play Sekiro! It's incredible once you get past the weak introduction. Just know that chained ogre, blazing bull, and the minibosses with the gank armies you have to stealth kill (specifically the tedious stealth, the one-on-one fight you eventually get is good) aren't representative of what the game actually is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I 100%'d the game and beat mortal journey charmless + demon bell. Chained ogre is literally the most difficult mandatory boss in the game. Beating chained ogre has literally no correlation with being good at Sekiro, because chained ogre is not a Sekito boss. It's effectively a dark souls 2 boss with even shittier hotboxes somehow that they threw into a game with a dodge that is only really functional in the middle of certain attack strings (e.g. Inner Father's combo into firecracker that you dash through). The worst part is that a boss that incentivizes dodging can actually be enhanced by Sekiro's combat, which is what happened with Demon of Hatred. Chained Ogre just should have never made it into the game. It's the polar opposite of the perfectly refined dance that the game's combat embodies.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. It was not hard. You can deflect all of his attacks except the grab.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Not hard" and "the hardest boss in the game" aren't incompatible. Almost every boss in Sekiro is trivial with mastery of the systems of the game. Chainless Ogre is one of a few that doesn't reward mastery of the game, but rather mastery of a shitty souls clone. Why would you ever have a parry-first mindset against a boss that spams grabs, including one that comes out almost instantly and multiple with insanely large hitboxes, especially when the posture damage is minimal against him? Especially when beyond NG he literally one-shots with his grabs.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually a boss that was supposed to teach you about prosthetics, but most players just bruteforce him instead of going through hirata estate to get the flame vent.

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY GOD I FRICKING HATE THIS FIGHT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why but this boss felt like a complete difficulty spike for me, though I was probably underleveled when I fought them. My attacks did frick all damage, they practically two shot me, so on and so forth. Every other boss before I got to them was halfway tolerable, then you get this shit. Then it's reused as a solo boss multiple times.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how out of the way of the main story stuff they are, your fight with them is almost entirely dependent on your level. I fought them late after doing most of the main story, so they weren’t too hard to overpower. If you’re fighting them at like level 50 or something though you will be dealing with Ornstein and Smough type frustration.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY GOD I FRICKING HATE THIS FIGHT

      Why the frick does their poison breath hurt so much?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Summoning D to help
      Piss easy
      >Doing it solo with no bullshit
      Fricking horrible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick were they thinking?
      >Both of them have delayed AOE attacks
      >Both of them can poison you
      Even after the AI patch they still like to spitroast you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally just a build check
        >You must have at least this much DPS to get the simp ending. Can't kill the first before the second wakes up? Go grind or respec, kid
        That's what they were thinking. DS1 Gargs were similar but not as bad + Solaire was way more useful as a helper than D.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its a skill check, like every fight in the game, and you failed.
          Also "bad boss" does not mean kino boss that filtered you, it means a bad boss design, like Bed of Chaos or Folding Screen Monkeys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loved this fight, first tried them as STR Chad after all its a bit if an easy fight, same with godskin duo and crucible duo. Shame all the duo fights in ER are first try easy, wish they would have been harder.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao imagine not leveling FTH. Let me guess... you're a bleeder right?

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    certainly not that one
    she isn't good but calling her the worst is brainlet tier

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overall top five worst:
    >1. Bed of Chaos
    Just inherently poorly designed
    >2. Rom The Vacuous Spider
    Exemplifies many bad facets of bad boss design, from the minion phases, off-screen projectiles etc.
    >3. Dragon God
    A tedious chore and a tremendous waste of a classic awe-inspiring design
    >4. Ancient Dragon
    Another boss exemplifying bad boss design aspects, namely the shallow movepool and ridiculous health, damage, and bad hitboxes
    >5. Royal Rat Authority
    Just fricking garbage

    >Honourable Mentions:
    High Lord Wolnir, The One Reborn, Micolash, Godskin Duo, Afflicted Graverobbers, Laurence, Aldia, Like 75% of the minibosses in Chalice Dungeons,

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rom is awesome, nerd. One of the best bosses in general for From, and easily the cutest

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godskin duo was awesome
      You being a shitter does not equal boss being bad, your post started out so good with you understanding what a bad boss fight is, and then you went full moron

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    chalice amygdala. there, i did it

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these posts equating hard = bad

    Any of the fights in DS2 could potentially be their worst

    >the queen at the end and the scholar
    >dragonrider
    >dual dragonrider
    >the sentinel trio
    >The furnace demon guys that come in 2 colors
    >double cat in the frozen waste
    >the guy with 4 arms in the wharf place

    These are all intern made bosses with no thought whatsoever to it.

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love glass cannon battles like this where the objective is getting past an onslaught

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated every boss in elden ring except Rennala

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*Casts TWOP*
    >*Deals curse buildup with every attack*
    WHAT were they thinking??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's make a terrifying enemy that most players would rather give a wide birth than try to fight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than the Shishimen.
      Also consistent attacks and pattern.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it gives you a reason to use the purple sippy sip, and the sacred confetti will cut this homie down in no time. it's still pretty shit though. him and the ogres. actually, ogres aren't even that bad I just hate them because of their grab move it's so damn annoying being suplexed by some fricking random irish dude who is a prisoner of war in feudal japan for some reason.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve only played
    >Armored Core PS1 trilogy
    >Demon’s Souls
    >Dark Souls 1
    >currently on Bloodborne
    >Elden Ring
    >Armored Core 6
    So that narrows down my selections a bit. Hmmm… well recency bias would tell me it was this pig that suddenly decided to be a boss in the chalice dungeon I made and the only difference was it could kick back now lmao. But if we’re gonna talk about what boss sucked the most it’d probably be dragon god what a fricking disappointment. I don’t even think the stealth works properly I just ranked his punches and the 2nd phase was super easy.

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hated Nito, I think that was the only boss in Dark Souls 1 that pissed me off. I don't think I would really call him hard though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see thst you can get stuck on shit and die from that.
      Same reason I don’t like capra demon, the boss itself is useless. Its the possibility that you get stuck on a dog than combo to death that makes him insufferable

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ceasless discharge.
    People just don't give it shit cause the fast kill strat.

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pinwheel. Any other answer is wrong

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one reborn from bloodborne is really bad. Its just wailing on a huge spongy slow homosexual while occasionally dodging a high damage projectile off screen over and over just trying to not fall asleep.
    Honestly its amazing bb doesn’t get more shot, a lot of its bosses in the base game are just medicore to bad

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's one of the few good bosses in ER

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    malenia feels like a fencing match, it's really fun and I'm tired of pretending it's not

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Respeccing your build to counter Elden Ring bosses with obvious build check weaknesses like Deathbirds would be way less annoying if they gave you more than like 2 builds' worth of upgrade materials organically without autistic levels of grinding or sequence breaking. Since that's not the case, it's the first of all From's Soulslike games where I feel they actually semi-strictly enforce a PvE Meta that just works the best for the most situations and if you don't follow that meta you are either pushed to respec into it (due to the lack of respect+associated upgrade mats) or you're basically doing a challenge run.

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get why it’s agreed to be Bed of Chaos but despite how atrocious it is I can at least carry over progress between deaths and the runback isn’t too bad with the Fair Lady’s shortcut.
    Of the bosses I did fight I’d say Aldrich was the one I hated the most. I never got how to fight him and in my first playthrough I ended up swallowing my pride and doing the cheese strategy that breaks his AI.
    Then again I did manage to beat Aldrich, unlike the trio of NPCs in the Sunken King, Blue Smelter Demon, and Frigid Outskirts bosses, all of who I read about and decided weren’t worth even attempting.

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no mention of the one reborn
    I guess that's all thanks to the chalice dungeons but god that thing is such an undersung turd piece of shit boss

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oy vey you can't post that

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is magic fun in ER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All magic that are just "summon magic weapon" are fun to use
      It's why I stuck with ER for so long (dropped it anyways)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that does sound a lot better than the dozen magic missiles and weapon enchantments that was DS1

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