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Didn't make it into the movie?
He got nerfed on the latest MK8 update.
Proceeds to spit in OP mother grave
now follow her, gay
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Get in here, fellow King Boo Chads. We fucking won.
Were there balance changes in the DLC update?
Yes, and it's glorious. Waluigi Wiggler is dead, almost everything else was buffed.
Link and Rosalina are the current top pick.
Isn't a Rosalina and Link buff also a Waluigi buff?
>Link and Rosalina
you mean Link, Rosalina AND King Boo
I don't understand. Aren't they the same weight as Waluigi?
no nerfs, but a lot buffs
best characters are now rosalina, king boo, and link
Is there a clear best cart combo that replaces the wiggler set?
Boo/Rosa/Link with Teddy/Cat Cruiser + rollers apparently. Hearing Birdo's weight class is also good
what parachute
We now have multiple combinations to minmax speed and turbo, so the meta needs some time to be further optimized. Right now there are like 10 characters and a half dozen carts that can be arranged as "meta"
Why can't you gays just have fun playing Mario Kart? Why do you need to be a min-maxing tryhard that NEEDS to win against literal children? Just have fun you gay.
Because they are playing against other tryharding manchildren online. And tryhard actual children who have trained vigorously to defeat manchildren.
So, what'll it be Ganker?
#WaluigiWednesday or #WigglerWednesday?
why can't they just do what Crash Team Racing did and let you choose your characters weight class
Same reason they won't let all players use the same character offline. No reason at all.
Because it's fucking stupid and shits on the whole concept of what makes a character being unique, it would just be a skin. That's the same mentality of people who wants every D&D race to be just cosmetic because YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT.
Seeing 11 Waluigis is way more cancerous than your precious immersion getting shat on, gay.
Seeing different characters with the same stats is equally bad. Just get good with your favorite characters and stop being a metafag, there's enough room in kart customization for that.
No more Waluigi time? Cool.
>Play mario kart the other day for the first time in years
>All the sudden a ton of threads about it
I am god
It just got updated dumbass.
You're welcome.
>they actually did balance changes
oh god we're not getting mk9 for like 5 years minimum.
More like because they are still selling the Switch. Mario Kart X or whatever will be for a new system.
I don't care I'm a Waluigi main. Don't give a shit what meta morons do I will still play Waluigi
Your kind are all right with me. My problem is with tryhards who think they can just Google "best mario kart 8 build" and sail to 1st place ahead of people who are just playing to have fun and want variety in other racers' builds, but instead have to endure being spammed with 11 identical obnoxious purple and yellow bugmen on every track in perpetuity
continuing my point, what the Waluigi W*gglers fail to consider is that I will seek out and attack every one of them that I see with extreme prejudice, even to my own detriment, and many others will do the same
whats even a point of a meta; when items are pure rng?
Getting less fucked over by items is part of what makes some more appealing over others. It would be worse though if they had character-specific items like Double Dash and Tour.
>what's the point of eating right and staying in shape when I could be hit by a bus tomorrow?
>anon can't into analogies
LMAO
A Japanese man once said "A bird on high dies a gluttons death, so do the fish of the deeps."
is this what a Benadryl overdose looks like? get some help chief
A new form of cancer will quickly take it's place. No amount of patches can cure cancer and metafags will always exist.
I wish Metafags didn't exist.
It's inevitable. I play this and Master Duel and sweats ruin both.
I've used Iggy Koopa from the start, and I'll continue using Iggy Koopa.
So if Waluigi isn't the main character anymore, what is the most Waluigi game?
Tennis 64.
I will always maintain that Nintendo should flex their relationship with Koei Tecmo and make a Waluigi Deception game.
I just tried playing fruit cup 150cc and things felt off with Yoshi and King boo. What the fuck was changed and is the ai more aggressive now?
Confirmed the ai is bullshit now
I played some DLC cups on 150cc and the ai definitely feels off. Everyone will be so far behind except for two racers who are on my ass throughout the entire race
Metafags stay away from Rosa