how will segatards ever recover?
pretend it's 1996 and this just released
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Don't care, waiting for Zelda
The perfect gaming soda
for me, it's
How do I unlock Luigi?
get 120 stars and 99 lives on every save file then delete all of them. you also have to beat each bowser fight without missing a single throw
probably something like
> ェー?ロクヨンって3つのゲームしかいねぇの?マジ??
and those 3 launch games were so fucking good that it didn't even matter
really? pilotwings is pure gold, but the shogi game?
literally none of them can compare to mario so technically it only had 1
i just know there will be 3rd party developers still making fucking 2d games for this console. the snes still exists you retards
>this is what enemy design is now
it's fucking over. no hammer bros, no magikoopas, no rex. just a bunch of fucking spheres with googly eyes slapped on.
nintendo is fucking dead. there's no coming back from this. 3D was a mistake.
>here's your enemy design, bro
basically every enemy in any mario game is just a circle or collection of circles. nintendo's design has always been shit
>SOUL
>soulless....
>3d was a mistake
>literally the first 3d game that more than 2 people played
28 years later and I'm playing it on a Sony handheld with better camera control. You better believe it.
>sony's biggest gaming success was the cdi
>the fucking cdi
the only thing they're good for is making cameras and video players. they're clearly not interested in gaming by a long shot. microsoft or apple will most likely beat them in the handheld department.
I heard from some kid on the bus that you can play as Yoshi?!
don't get your hopes up. he's just there to give you 1-ups after you beat the game. literally what the fuck is the point if you already got most of the stars and by the time you reach him you're already good enough to never lose another life? you can't even ride him. nintendo can't fucking do anything right.
Hold off to the end of the year and buy DAGGERFALL, the new ELDER SCROLLS ADVENTURES game <G>.
>PC Gaming
>bro play GAMES FOR FUN on the same machine you use to fucking work and do databases and shit
Video games on personal computers is literally just infantile stumbling. The fact it's persisted even this long is just luck. As more and more companies make dedicated consoles for games, games on computer are going to die out completely. I give it another decade at most.
>play and work on the same machine
the entire concept of pc gaming is just a ploy to get you to buy their wageslave binding devices. nobody should spend the majority of their lives in front of a screen.
>pretend
I wonder what he's up to nowadays
>Still fighting the console war in 2023
Spotted the zoomer. Neither Sega nor Nintendo gave a fuck about eachother st this point.
Both were collectively seething about Sony, Square and Enix
Sorry too busy Playing Quake.
Enjoy your toddler game though.
>pretend it's 1996
I can barely remember what it was like 4 years ago, how the fuck am I supposed to remember 1996?
Everything since 2016 has just been the same horrific stretch broken up only by the coof
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Yeah the Ultra64 is good and all, but I'm sticking to my Virtual Boy. This Wario game is just too good, I've beat it like 5 times now.
enjoy your cataracts
I'll be fine