Probably the biggest misplay Clover had was making Edgie pick a starter strong against yours.

Probably the biggest misplay Clover had was making Edgie pick a starter strong against yours. If it were the other way around we could have

>Viol - Condoom: Because he's a Smogonfag
>Edgie - Lizakbar: Because it's a dark type
>Keksandra - Rectreem: The most blatantly comical of the three which fits her personality the most

We've been robbed, Cloverchads...

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest misplay was putting a tonka toy snake at the end of outcast manor

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this still works if you play as Keksandra and pick Grasshole though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest misplay was putting a tonka toy snake at the end of outcast manor

      I AM A MAN
      I WILL NOT PLAY AS A G*RL

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cutting the flesh of your arms/legs and stitching an unusable flesh rod on your pussy wont make you a man chud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        good choice actually
        Keksandra has better dialogue

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I can't go back, she's so much more fun to encounter than Viol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viol's theme is amazing, though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that if you don't hear this theme, you're playing on Easy Mode. If you don't let Keksandra have Condoom as well, you're a giant pussy.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry fucked up my post. If you don't hear THIS theme, you're playing on Easy mode.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Using best starter is hard mode
              ???

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Condoom is better than Rectreem by a wide margin. It's an Ubers mon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It being Uber is hardly important in singleplayer where it takes 6 gyms to get a water move, meanwhile rectreem has already fucked every major boss in the ass with bulk up + salac berry

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah Rectreem is shit in game. Condoom is much better.

                Most gym leaders have coverage moves and mons that completely fuck it over (example: water one has Ice Beam on her 3 water mons, plus a fucking ground/flying one for reasons. Electric gym has Ice Beam on Ribbizap and Flame Charge on Mooshock, grass gym has fire types, ground gym has a Levitate steel/electric type), while Condoom is consistently useful throughout the game.

                Condoom's only real flaw is that it competes with Semdemen which is very similar in role but with a slightly better typing, though nothing stops you from running them, both in the same team since they cover each other's worst weakness anyway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah Rectreem is shit in game
                Lol. Cheek pouch alone makes rectreem infinitely better than condoom, it's unironically a skill problem

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hidden Abilities are unavailable until postgame and the one Ability Pill you get is better used on something else.
                There is no real skill involved besides running the correct coverage and switching to the right checks and counters since the AI is braindead and makes predictable moves on the same level as skill as ELO1000 shitters.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You get access to two dream balls before post game as well

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Plus new game plus gives you whatever abilities you want really

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the one Ability Pill you get is better used on something else.
                Yeah, so you've never tried cheek pouch rectreem

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hidden Abilities are unavailable until postgame and the one Ability Pill you get is better used on something else.
                no you get two dream pills

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the second dream pill?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Condoom is only good with Unaware, which it only gets in the postgame.
                And in the postgame, Rectreem is still better because of the Cheek Pouch glitch.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need Unaware in game. It's bulky and has Scald, CM and Softboiled. Nothing without STAB SE kills it.
                Rectreem has coverage issues, shitty spd, bad typing which puts it at disadvantage against most gym leaders and E4 and doesn't learn EQ by level up so it has to wait until the 8th gym for that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Condoom is also much better for routes.
                You can drop Calm Mind for Surf/Ice Beam when going through those and it learns Sludge Bomb naturally very early.
                Minor trainers have many surprising ways to screw Rectreem over including but not limited to:
                >Focus Sash Glassannon
                >Gale Wings Corooster
                >Smoxilon
                >WG Sprucifix (Condoom has Ice Beam, Rectreem can't hit it at all with its standard moves)
                >fucking Birdhouse setting Reflect on it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still haven't actually used cheek pouch

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but why is Cheek Pouch Rectreem good

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it restores your berry immediately, just give him a salac berry and bulk up and he gets +6 attack and speed every battle

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[ABILITY/MON] is good if you autistically use this one set!
                Everytime.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, yeah, is called exploit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to use rectreem but you do have to kneel to his sheer superiority, at least until 1.3

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Try that against Focus Sash Glassannon and see how well it goes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'm not wasting my only Ability Pill on a slow grass type before postgame.
                And in the postgame we get Chromox which is an "I win" button so I'm not even giving the starter a second look by that point.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it's your loss if you want to waste time with Pokemon that can't solo the e4

                Try that against Focus Sash Glassannon and see how well it goes

                Are you honestly a female? I know the Pokemon dies if it gets hit by ice beam, just like ho oh dies if it gets hit by rock throw, it's still literally broken

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe not to Rectreem CHADS like us, but Keksandra with Condoom and Flowre is actually a challenge worthy of facing off against THADtreem.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play as Keksandra
      That's a coward's move.
      Real men face Eviolite Flowre with courage.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rectreem is for Viol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green eyes = Grass starter.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Probably the biggest misplay Clover had was
    Not enough unironic cute girls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ace is cute and all, but she can't carry the whole waifu market herself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ace is best easily

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good job Genocity

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice samefag bugs, go to church

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't want to sex before, but now I do

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks autistic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kino, name of the author, quick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ace is cute and all, but she can't carry the whole waifu market herself.

      Memer F?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ace is cute and all, but she can't carry the whole waifu market herself.

      Bavi
      Kymmi
      The artist trainer
      Hell even tumblrina is kind of hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tumblrina
        Tbh, I thought she was dating that skinhead gym leader. You know, for lols.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was. It's confirmed in post game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tumblirita has soggy tits

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's still not a lot, though.
        Only 1 female gym leader per region, only 1 female evil team member, no female E4 members and the champion is your mom.
        And the nameless trainers are just that. Ace had to be extremely cute just to be memorable.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t replayed the game in awhile, why does he not wear shoes

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as you have Lizakbar everything’s good.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has his signature move in Armowite, the starter isn't really relevant.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.3 when?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i nuzlocked twice.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isnt he wearing shoes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoes are for pussies.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty unfunny game that people only pretend to like because it came from here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hehe! This starter is pooping! Isn't that funny? And this one is CUM! Didn't expect that did you? Whoa! And look! A lizard suicide bomber! Watch out! We're kinda edgy around here, you know.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you really get filtered by the highest quality rom hack currently in existence because the fire starter is a suicide bomber

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the highest quality rom hack currently in existence
            No, that's Radical Red (no, adding reddit to the end is not an argument) for difficulty hacks and Unbound for fan regions respectively. Clover is pretty good still

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hack that turns Kanto fully linear and makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
              >good

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
                don't tell this to gamefre.... too late.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hack that turns Kanto fully linear and makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
                https://dex.radicalred.net/pokemon/sudowoodo
                Tell me you're a bandwagon retard without telling me you're a bandwagon retard. There's one portion of the game locked behind beating two gym leaders, which is bad, but if that one weak ass complaint is enough to write off a game, you're a brainless bot. You sound like someone who came up with his opinion after seeing 2 screenshots

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just admit you like dicks, there's nothing wrong with it, newfag.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I meant to reply to

                >hack that turns Kanto fully linear and makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
                >good

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bumps from page 10, two hours later

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was studying

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stay in school little kid. Don't be on Ganker.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lapras water/dragon type is unforgivable, why strip ice of one of its best mons (Gigantmax is available)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a retard who plays Pokemon for its gameplay. I have real games for that
            If the designs are shit and the humor is shit, the game is shit. I'm not obsessed enough with le ebic Ganker culture enough to basedjak at your garbage meme game

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You soon stop paying attention to specific memes and references and just accept that the game throws them at you at rapid-fire pace, like early season Simpsons did with their gags. It's about the whole experience, especially if you play without a guide since learning typings/stats/abilities and how you can come up with Showderp-like sets that are actually good because even the shitmons have decently allocated stats and precise movepools.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah, enough to nuke the entire wiki and soon the main site amirite.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it means your neovagina is closing on its own and you need to dilate to fix it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you blind?
            better stab your blind eyes with a kitchen knife.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand your accent

              I'm not a retard who plays Pokemon for its gameplay. I have real games for that
              If the designs are shit and the humor is shit, the game is shit. I'm not obsessed enough with le ebic Ganker culture enough to basedjak at your garbage meme game

              Ok, so dilate then? I thought I made that clear the first time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So?
                you're blind tbh, please understand.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That makes no sense. I wouldn't be able to read your retarded drivel if I was blind

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >haha i was just baiting bro! baited!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what I said, are you talking to the right person or are you blind?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he STILL refuses to get the joke

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? Am I talking to a human being?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay to admit you're retarded, anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ???

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Clovermanga was a thing these starters pick would be kino

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find the fucking Beatmarine in Torrador Bay. Can someone point out where he is?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a giftmon, just talk to the npcs and you'll find it eventually

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Acey my beloved

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      see you in 3 days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      see you in 3 days

      I'm mainly amazed this type of content exists at all, considering the subject.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, anon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Clover isn't exactly popular, so I'm surprised lewd THAT good exists.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It seems pretty popular around here at least, I'd expect people to make stuff for it on their alts

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    new convergent mon

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many Fontaba is there? I've got my 27th one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you remember how many boards you have posted in your life?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly too many, Dio.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got 28 Fontaba, I'll assume there are no more.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to start my game with Arabomb. What should I expect?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should expect your rival to start with Ejacasm and your other rival to start with Grasshole.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should expect to use fire moves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very limited movepool but it does eventually get a nice set of Nasty Plot/Fire Blast/Dark Pulse/Sludge Bomb.

      Holy Duty is a meme, don't use it.
      Mind Blown is also not worth it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first time playing clover
        >can't stop taking meme moves when they show up
        >end up with Holy Duty, Fly, Throat Chop Warhead
        I eventually gave up on that run, after realizing that blobbos never becomes usable and investing all my vitamins and dream pill into him was a mistake

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To summarize the thread:
    -Play as the boy, Viol, or you're a Easy Mode pussy.
    -Pick Retreem
    -Box Rectreem and PKHex in the Pepe frog starter. (Find out what Nat Dex number Pepe is logged on then Hex in the Pokemon sharing the nat dex number, it will be Pepe in game) This is necessary because Rectreem isn't that good while Pepe frog is a Ganker classic and actually solid in game.
    -Enjoy the rest of the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hexing in a better pokemon isn't easy mode? Just do NG+

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's still hard more because Grass types are shit on by the entirety of the game, namely Keksandra's Flowre. Also it's hard more because I said so.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Natural consequence of the way Clover tries to balance more favorable towards poison types than normal, really

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clover does improve the weaker types.
            Ice types for example have very obvious abilities to patch up their frailty like Magic Guard and Filter, specific speed tiers like Glacialynx's 101 or coverage moves they normally don't get like fire moves like Biteki's Heat Wave.
            The Regis are min-maxed attackers and Regimelt is a speedy physical ice/ghost with water coverage.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Biteki gets all the "wave" moves deliberately. And Regirust isn't that minmaxed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >condemning people to bad end
      based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was long confirmed that Bad end isn't tripped by having early Pokémon, non-legends are all obtainable from WT and the game can't check to see if you actually got it from WT
        Bad end is tripped by:
        -Having early Legends by E4 time
        -Having more than the set number of Rare candies obtainable, I believe it was more than 5 or so
        That's really it. There's actually a lot of things that the Bad end can't check for. Man is greater than machine.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Having early Legends by E4 time
          >tfw caught garden gnomeipede the second I set foot in animango

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't activate the bad ending. It's for cheating

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope, because I'm at Polk now, and I don't want to restart from scratch.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            garden gnomeipede is safe I believe, but obviously to play it safe don't catch any legends before then, but I'm 90% sure garden gnomeipede is a safe flag

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is there any other legend accessible before? I like to explore a lot so I don't want to stumble upon a legend that I know could ruin my game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's like 6, and none of them activate bad ending for obvious reasons

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, garden gnomeipede used to trigger it in 2017 version if I recall correctly, so you never know.
                Thanks.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was it fixed? Or do I have to win the league first?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I completed it twice with garden gnomeipede

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't you rape keksandra

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's too slippery

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being Viol and you keep dropping pokeballs so that Keksandra cluelessly picks them up and shows you her spats.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why everbody loves Keksandra, yet hated Terra in Reborn.
      I mean, both have the same... "Language", so to speak.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Careful anon. You might trigger that one ESL autist who gets really mad when someone compares the two games

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          now compare how many trannies has in reborn, UOL racist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Former is /s4s/. Latter is randumb and tumblr.
        Former is endearing. Latter is blatant and overstays welcome.
        Former is our memes. Latter is not.
        Former is good. Latter is bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Translation: "they're both obnoxious annoying characters but because one comes from game we circlejerk positively we like it more than the one from the game we circlejerk negatively"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh, I wasn't so mad when she appeared. Maybe annoyed she kicked my as because I went to the route instead of backtracking and heal my team, but she was a happy go lucky gal.
            Terra, instead, is a massive pain in the ass, being critical path for way too long, stuck you in a shitty gauntlet before the E4, and her redemption is only for 5 minutes before returning to her retarded old self.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be a gay my friend, the only problem with keksandra is her dialogue is unavailable if you play as her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simple, Keksandra is an old Ganker meme, Terra is some Tumblr chud OC

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Beast Boost fixed so that I can wreck shit in NG+

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The smogon bird is god tier as a lead. Sticky Webs and Rocks make up for your IVs and EVs being shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but I want a fight, not a snoozefest
      entry hazards are lame

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you rather be fucked over by maxed out, sash'd sweepers?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA
          I just used strategy because I'm not a SCRUB

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How long did that take you

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like 60 hours albeit only because I bred good natures for a Vandash I never used while on speed up, but I won most gyms and bosses on my first or second try just by switching around my items. Clover really isn't hard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >speed up,
                You didn't beat clover.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >speed up,
                for breeding one mon i didn't actually use.

                i beat clover.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon. It's over. You'll have to try again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I feel naked without smoxilon, he saved me with toxic spikes at the champion

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros unrelated question but is there a way to make inputs register for multiple tabs? I've beaten the game 6 times now so I figure might as well shiny hunt something

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been better with a decent walkthrough for Kymmi secret event

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he barefoot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because for some reason a lot of fedora autists dont wear socks

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Moody Mennopaws
    >Stored Power Uwotto
    >Power Trip Piguson
    >All with Baton Pass
    This is just fucking good, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can throw speed boost humpunny in too 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Danks :^)

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where most romhacks would just have cheap perma-eletric field on the electric gym, Clover gives the leader a shitmon lead with an ability that summons the field, then a set up to fuck off immediately (volt switch or eject button), giving you time to respond.
    One feels unfair and bullshit and you just can't do anything about it.
    Another feels clever and fair even if hard to deal with.

    Little things like this is what makes CLover an actual good difficult romhack.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some underrated Clovermons?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Played clover before full release
      >Get to Saffron and got stuck between the gym and the underground boss

      I'm gonna try it again. Any cool mons easily missed?

      Trying to autistically put together a 'canon'/ Red battle in GS type of team one can play through as Viol, I'm thinking Ribbizap can play the role of the Pikachu mascot since it's not completely useless and has decent abilities

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But pikachu is in the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pasdawg, solid type and Intimidate ability
      Chanolour begs a mention as well, it's pretty solid

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Played clover before full release
    >Get to Saffron and got stuck between the gym and the underground boss

    I'm gonna try it again. Any cool mons easily missed?

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