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Your party has gone cattle raiding right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would we do that ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To get cattle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just steal money or valuables?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would farmers have money or valuables? You can trade 6 oxen or do for a sword.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough but have you ever gone raiding in a game?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Only in mountain blade but that's on pc:^(
              I had my players be mercenaries in a "not"-30 years war setting and they usually raided farmsteads for food and beer tho

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do not let the thunder oxen out of the pens.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Let Maran Gor handle them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thats fricking rad
              Also dumb question but since dinos are close to birds, would they have warm blood? Like the kind of homeostasis to keep it a consistent temp?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's entirely unknowable. Small dinosaurs presumably must have had some way of maintaining their body temperature, but that could equally be basking behavior, constant muscular activity or a metabolic process, there's no way to know. Large dinosaurs probably didn't need to do that though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Give them to our best warriors!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I recently had a party raid another village to steal their local crocodile population and bring it back to their own village so that they could train up crocodile-riders for the militia. That's pretty close, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds like a horrible idea

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Crocodile domestication can't be that hard, they're just scaly amphibian dogs, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's awesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Historically in some places wealth was basically measured by head of cattle and a single cow could be worth almost its weight in gold

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not, gold, not even silver(unless it was a very fien and special cow), but pretty close.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any roleplaying game where you can roleplay as village council managing village business and shit?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So do we have anything as solid as the acturian heresy for argath like we do for many headed talos or not?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I ran an early iron age influenced fantasy setting a while back and one quest was about stealing back a magical cow from a farmer in the neighboring village. I probably stole the idea from King of Dragonpass, I love that game.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Storm God
    vs
    Sun God
    which do you pick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Storm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cattle rustling god

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those sheep worship the devil.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is, ACKS actually has detailed rules for cattle raiding.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In our commoners game yes. Unfortunately my character was stupid enough to try and kidnap himself a wife, and after he carried her home she beat the shit out of him and robbed him of his few belongings before fleeing back home.

    Should have just stolen livestock like the two farmer PCs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go back for her as she can give you mighty children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never got the chance unfortunately, though she did say if he tried she'd kill him next time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's just a shit test, to see if he would face possible death for her.
          Go forth and obtain your bride, anon.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not cattle raiding, but my party has definitely raided.
    Mage towers, mostly, but they're gearing up to go raid !england soon.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Magic won't work unless we get more cow guts for the gods.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK do I get more cows?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find a Haulostar or Minotaur monstergirl bride

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Send in our best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just know

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, we do some nocturnal ride-by's. Ayyy lmao.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. no-game vidyagay
    Friendly reminder that every single motherfricking Glorantha thread is done by Ganker and /vr/tards trying to fit in by jerking off furiously to "old good, new bad", missing the memo their setting of choice was always unpractical and unfun to play, regardless of year.

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