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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New soundtrack:
    >https://dabuaudio.bandcamp.com/album/dwarf-fortress-adventure-mode-original-game-soundtrack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was the game ever confirmed woke or was that just a rumor? i lost interest in it when i heard the dev was going to insert non-binary dwarves or whatever it was.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LGBT dwarves always existed. The game was originally just 2 genders with straightness but tarnny wanted to appeal to the troony and inserted different sexualities while people hail it as a good thing because more game mechanics = good!
        Awesome, when are we going to have dwarf uprisings into genociding non-straights as a mechanic?

        https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Orientation

        He also tried to deliberately hide the option for people to remove LGBT from the game.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well frick that game then, sad to hear it was true.
          thanks for taking the time to answer me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >LGBT dwarves always existed.
          Meant to say it existed before tarnny decided to monetize the game. But it didn't exist in earlier versions of DF.

          From what I remember it's a pain in the ass to remove LGBT as you have to change it for all races, game options, or something, and also regen your world

          You can literally have LGBT farm animals unless he "fixed" that. Imagine having a pig that won't procreate with female pigs because it's gay therefore denying you having a pig farm.

          You Black folk never fail to disappoint me with how moronic your justifications to hate a game are.
          DF has so many fricking problems, from its conception as a simulator rather than a game, to FPS problems due to autistic simulationist prioririties, but no, what's most important is the fact that Toady is a woke SJW and that's why the game ACTUALLY sucks.
          You're like a psyop. There are so many legitimate criticisms that will be dismissed because you push the narrative away from those, to shitty criticisms about politics.

          It's a matter of principal.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gay shit is stored in the civ file iirc not the actual creature files.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >From what I remember it's a pain in the ass to remove LGBT as you have to change it for all races
            Lol, what are you talking about. It takes less than 2 min to do it with notepad++

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He also tried to deliberately hide the option for people to remove LGBT from the game.
          >hide
          but it is really obvious and about as simple as any dorf fort modding can possibly be? no harder than allowing beards for female dwarves and no need to even add anything, just change a few numbers. anyone with the most basic understanding of dorf fort tokens can figure it out

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >grr stop noticing things!
            >maybe he'll not inform other people if i post the animation?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's worth adding to this that it was politically motivated. The dev spontaneously, out of no where, came out with political rants, then started additional funding, going on a deranged rant about how they are "literally dying due to the moron death camps"(?), and then simultaneously padded the game with gender identities.
          It wasn't a simulation thing. The guy just went off the deep end. It was weird as frick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            same thing happened to the wachowski bros

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >your animals can be gay so they cant breed so your fortress starves
          >same with dwarfs no population growth
          >this leads to you unintentionally doing hate crimes against homosexuals by purposefully killing them because they provide no value
          people will stand and clap just because they see "gay" not the implications of it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >slaughtering your population instead of forcing them to breed
            You're thinking small.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You cant force them to breed if they're gay gay dwarfs will never breed even if you lock them with a woman for 4000 years so now you have a dwarf that'll never breed so you chuck him down a fricking hole because he's gonna eat and drink and use resources this is why being gay in these games cannot work Rimworld kinda got away with it because in that game you couldnt have children (before the dlc) but it was still annoying because your pawns would constantly hit on the gay person and be pissed that they got rejected

              This isnt even hating homosexuals or whatever every time gay shit is put into survival type games it always fricks something up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >whatever every time gay shit is put into survival type games it always fricks something up
                Reminds me of the survival/apocalypse scenario that women get so upset over.
                >If you're the last man on the planet and are on island filled with women but they are all lesbians/ not attracted to you would you rape them for the survival/continuation of humanity?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would rape them, but only for personal pleasure. I don't care about "the human race".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You probably frick up and rape your moronic ass.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No point, that's not enough genetic diversity since you need like 1k of each gender to not go full Hapsburg immediately. Better off breaking open the sperm banks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >animal being a homosexual and causes starvation
            You don't like FUN? It would be pretty funny to make only dwarfs straight and slaugther any gay being.
            I mean elfs are genuine homosexuals.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You Black folk never fail to disappoint me with how moronic your justifications to hate a game are.
        DF has so many fricking problems, from its conception as a simulator rather than a game, to FPS problems due to autistic simulationist prioririties, but no, what's most important is the fact that Toady is a woke SJW and that's why the game ACTUALLY sucks.
        You're like a psyop. There are so many legitimate criticisms that will be dismissed because you push the narrative away from those, to shitty criticisms about politics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          keep empowering the cultists, brainlet. one day you won't even get to complain about it anonymously.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, it's important to discuss the legitimate problems with the game. I want to discuss those with people who aren't using the game to push globohomosexual politics into a simulation game about dwarves. You wouldn't discuss the saltiness of french fries with a line cook that had put a severed rat head on your plate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that analogy doesn't make any fricking sense

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Globohomosexual is when gay people exist now, I guess. The game doesn't even let you know which dwarves are gay/bisexual unless you spelunk their fricking relationship tabs like an autist.

            I'm sorry you hate yourself that much.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, this is a shill board.
          You're not allowed to notice that idpol does nothing but distract from real issues.
          The real issues are totally those gays and trannies and their inclusion or lack thereof. Just keep focused on that. In fact, why are you trying to distract from our distraction tactic. You're not one of *them*, are you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is true. I played many many hours of Dwarf Fortress years ago, it's incredibly fun when you don't know what you're doing, but as soon as you're competent with the game it becomes incredibly boring due to how poorly designed a lot of the systems are. It's so incredibly easy to get a sustainable fort going even in the harshest environments, and invasions are never an issue, a squad of dwarves training for a year and kitted out with steel is enough to beat 90% of enemies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >from its conception as a simulator rather than a game
          That's not a problem. It's a peculiarity of the game.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the problem is that they waste precious dev hours appeasing to trannies rather than making the game good.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the game is decades old at this point
            there are no precious dev hours
            it will never be properly baked
            give up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, this is a shill board.
          You're not allowed to notice that idpol does nothing but distract from real issues.
          The real issues are totally those gays and trannies and their inclusion or lack thereof. Just keep focused on that. In fact, why are you trying to distract from our distraction tactic. You're not one of *them*, are you?

          homosexuals having a war against reality is more important than one video game being shitty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe these problems always existed in the game, so I'm not going to pay money for it if the dev is a gay anyway?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The publishers are furry troonys and I wish that was hyperbole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of the dwarves are all different shades of shitskin too now but theres an easy fix for that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So it's like a D&D youtuber's tavern?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >now
          They have been for a while, but you had to read their descriptions to find out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i assume it's not available on nexuswokes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://moddinghaven.com/mediawiki/index.php/Dwarf_Fortress_mods

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is there no way to segregate them?
              In Rimworld I tend to enslave the browns/homos.
              I like to forcefeed them drugs and give them peg legs then release them into the wild so they come back in future raids with more free drugs to forcefeed the other Blacks.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              cheers

              No, but you can find it in every DF thread. Give it some time.

              time won't matter since they ban mods that goes against the cult narrative

              >complain about troonys while posting a trannanime
              really makes you think...

              i didn't complain about trannies and i didn't post a trannanime... sucks that you have to deal with brainlets every time i just ask about a game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, but you can find it in every DF thread. Give it some time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >complain about troonys while posting a trannanime
        really makes you think...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LGBT dwarves always existed. The game was originally just 2 genders with straightness but tarnny wanted to appeal to the troony and inserted different sexualities while people hail it as a good thing because more game mechanics = good!
        Awesome, when are we going to have dwarf uprisings into genociding non-straights as a mechanic?

        https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Orientation

        He also tried to deliberately hide the option for people to remove LGBT from the game.

        >LGBT dwarves always existed.
        Meant to say it existed before tarnny decided to monetize the game. But it didn't exist in earlier versions of DF.

        From what I remember it's a pain in the ass to remove LGBT as you have to change it for all races, game options, or something, and also regen your world

        You can literally have LGBT farm animals unless he "fixed" that. Imagine having a pig that won't procreate with female pigs because it's gay therefore denying you having a pig farm.

        [...]
        It's a matter of principal.

        Gay shit is stored in the civ file iirc not the actual creature files.

        No worries, here's how to "fix" the problem:
        https://pastebin.com/kbMLBfTk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes i will follow your random non-description url

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't know what pastebin is
            Holy fricking newbie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i know what pastebin is. it will just say something like "ur gay" if i went to the url.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no it wouldn't that's stu-
                >checks pastebin
                nvm...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he cant open the pastebin link directly in Ganker
                holy newbie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bragging about bloating his browser

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >how to "fix" the problem:

          >not a guide on how to build an atom smasher to get rid of any unwanteds

          wtf happened to DF players?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cheers I was looking for that. modding in the steam version is moronic and didn't work for me hopefully directly editing the files will fix the problem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >was the game ever confirmed woke or was that just a rumor?
        Kitfox games were literally selected because their members had high postcounts on the bay12 forums.
        bay12 forums have been troony central for decades.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm bummed to hear that since i always thought it was cool how long dwarf fortress has been in development just on donations (as far as i know). that was before the steam release of course.

          still don't understand why they didn't add sliding movement for the steam release. instead of the tiles snapping to the new game state it would have done a lot to have everything slide from the old state to the new one, i can't imagine it would have been that complicated to do (only graphical).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Motion requires a vaguely consistent framerate which DF absolutely does not have.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              interpolating between two game states doesn't require consistent framerate. sure it looks better but it's not required.
              if you don't know what i refer to you can see for example RimWorld or Prison Architect. that's the kind of interpolation animation (character movement) that would have worked great for Dwarf Fortress.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i was just asking a question, homosexual. wait until you're old enough to see something you care about be destroyed by cultists.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dropped after I heard one of the devs whinging about "facists"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fricking Christ dude I am done with this gay ass earth. I will now cheer when I see homosexuals get wrecked in the news. It happens all of the fricking time too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can confirm that the LGBTQ army has officially conquered the studio and the game has been utterly ruined!! uninstall it quick anon!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not very funny, do better next time. but do enjoy your dystopian future with body types, beards on body type B, and pronoun sliders.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >enjoy your dystopian future with body types, beards on body type B, and pronoun slide--AACK!
            don't care, female dwarves have always had beards, that's like the dwarf joke 101, I literally do not give a shit about what my little pixel dwarf has as their pronoun

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              can't wait to shit on something you care about in the future. if you notice something and come warning me about how bad things will be if we keep being okay with things constantly accelerating i'll just take a steaming hot crap all over you and smear it all over your face as you cry about having only the best of intentions. it will be a bonding experience.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literal npc dialogue.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tiny thing you don't have to engage with ruins your entire experience
                manage your priorities better

                yes. you give me shit, i give it back. do enjoy your games filled with homosexuality, 40% white characters, rainbow flags, women acting like men, trans backstories, politically correct jokes, and female leaders. it's only the beginning and i'm sure another 10 years of acceleration will make a fine young generation in real life that will take humanity to the stars.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I see we've reached the end of the NPC dialogue tree. Good golly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                frick you, how about that for an ending? that's right, i'm still here. i bet you really do favor all the things i listed.

                >female leaders
                That's not unrealistic we've had queens for thousands of years.

                yes, 1 female in a leadership position per country seems to be a realistic ratio. with 25 male advisors surrounding her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing
                Go back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >le master troll move
                what can i say, nothing beats it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i bet you really do favor all the things i listed.
                Sure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >female leaders
                That's not unrealistic we've had queens for thousands of years.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tiny thing you don't have to engage with ruins your entire experience
                manage your priorities better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude there's troony dwarves, what do you think?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dude there's troony dwarves
          where?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In anon's schizophrenic hallucinations.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Complaining about having disposable dwarfs that you can send to do all the dangerous risky jobs.
          And now with adventure mode you can personally mutilate and choke the life out of them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are so many valid points to shit on the game in its current state, but a 3 second edit in notepad isn't it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's about knowing beforehand so money exchange can be avoided.

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]

          I truly respect the homos and the ladyboys and the boyladies, they mindbreak weak men simply by existing and gatekeep entire games and communities. I love it.

          sure, we're "mindbroken" by you and not "disgusted"...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hahaha call it whatever you want man, the result is the same

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yes, the result is that people don't want to be near homosexuals and degenerates. congrats on that, you take over some games. it usually won't do much good in real life though, which is why i'm upset over it influencing the next generation.

              Df is free tho, there is no money exchange

              was thinking about the steam version, the real version is still too much for me to get into.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh honey, you lost the culture war years ago, all you can do is rage against the inevitable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual it's far from over. lefties aren't having kids so your ideas will die with you. no, teachers don't have that much influence compared to parents. that's why infecting games and movies is so important to the cult.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >lefties aren't having kids so your ideas will die with you
                >Unironically saying this on the fricking incel rightoid website
                Lol
                Lmao even.
                Now frick off, we've got Dwarf Fortress to play.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the left is fighting very hard to be able to abort their kids and homosexuality isn't that popular on the right. now frick off and play your game.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mutt polgay schizo unironically thinks his degenerate ilk are “out breeding leftists” lmfaooooooooooo

                have a nice day mutt go shit up the rimworld thread and post your favorite anime mods

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no point in talking with someone living in la-la land

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Df is free tho, there is no money exchange

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LGBT dwarves always existed. The game was originally just 2 genders with straightness but tarnny wanted to appeal to the troony and inserted different sexualities while people hail it as a good thing because more game mechanics = good!
        Awesome, when are we going to have dwarf uprisings into genociding non-straights as a mechanic?

        https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Orientation

        He also tried to deliberately hide the option for people to remove LGBT from the game.

        The publishers are furry troonys and I wish that was hyperbole.

        The majority of the dwarves are all different shades of shitskin too now but theres an easy fix for that.

        Jesus fricking Christ dude I am done with this gay ass earth. I will now cheer when I see homosexuals get wrecked in the news. It happens all of the fricking time too.

        Dude there's troony dwarves, what do you think?

        I truly respect the homos and the ladyboys and the boyladies, they mindbreak weak men simply by existing and gatekeep entire games and communities. I love it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/V71eVfk.jpeg

        Release it you fricking frog!

        They took out the title “Slaves to Armok 2”

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure that's because it outgrew the first game by a lot and has very little in common with the first

          how moronic are you? your life is too short to follow a link about a topic you are interested in, but its not to short to make 5 meaningless posts that are literally a waste of your time? you are dumb as frick, possibly the dumbest poster I have ever seen

          how moronic are YOU to blindly follow every link handed to you with no explanation where it goes? you watch every random youtube video sent to you as well? how much time have you wasted in your life doing that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No it’s because of the word “slaves”

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            look at you, you're STILL wasting your precious time with this conversation, but you can't follow a link for 2 seconds? how many more seconds have you wasted uselessly replying to this thread, and then claim that I'm the one wasting my life? You're a hypocrite, have a nice day, I mean that with 100 percent, with a 1000 percent. Let me spell it out for you:
            You have an issue on this topic
            Someone replies to your issue with a link that tells you how to solve it
            Instead of going to the link, you spend 30 minute arguing people about wasting your time going to the link
            You are moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LGBT dwarves always existed. The game was originally just 2 genders with straightness but tarnny wanted to appeal to the troony and inserted different sexualities while people hail it as a good thing because more game mechanics = good!
        Awesome, when are we going to have dwarf uprisings into genociding non-straights as a mechanic?

        https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Orientation

        He also tried to deliberately hide the option for people to remove LGBT from the game.

        This is why Elona+ is better
        https://elona.fandom.com/wiki/Forbidden_meat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no reason to read further into the thread than this. Fricking dumb shitters throwing woke fear drama into every thread even though they don't actually care.

      The old OST was a banger and this one sounds just as good. 5/5, will buy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just one song but damn it fricking slaps fr no cap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nvm I didn't realise they released an actual full OST, I was talking about this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyHFVkDMkOc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I was unaware we were getting new music
      >Simon swerwer's guitar music is one of my favourites
      >Listen to the first minute of the first song in the album
      I'm gonna nut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can one of you anons who gets this please upload it to a mega?

      I'll legit buy the second ost in a few weeks when I buy a dlc for another game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus just download jdownloader...
        https://jdownloader.org/jdownloader2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The megaanon said he would do it later today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      neat, more dorf music
      never enough of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I AM GOING TO FRICKING CUM

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >12 am
    >still not released
    you FRICKING LAZY PRICKS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's coming out noon EST

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i can't wait for non autistic people to experience the dark pits

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Countdown: https://www.twitch.tv/gremlinformayor
    9 hours left.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate for the life of me when devs say "it will be released on the Xth of whatever" and then make you wait for the end of the day to be able to play

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Due to timezones, this happens for every release.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What he needs to do is spend his millions to hire a team to remake the game from the ground up to be multi threaded

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he remove adventure mode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fortress mode was ready for the Steam release long before Adventure mode was, so it wasn't included.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He did not. The adventure UI was too fricking complicate to translate in the steam version (especially the wrestling system), and took 15 months to rewrite it from scratch. This without counting the procedural sprites for the portraits of the adventurer and the new musics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it all functions
        adventure mode wrestling is kino I love defanging vampires with my bare hands

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the real reason for not enabling adventure mode is not that the UI change utterly buttfricked the keyboard input system, it's because the way the map system changed during the steam update.

      adventure mode has always loaded the game world relatively seamlessly, but fortress mode embark sites were restricted to 16x16 region tile grids, which represented one world map tile. adventure mode towns and sites could be placed almost anywhere, and would have their border spill over world map tile edges. this implies things, like your fortress not being able to have a maximum size due to a portion of your embark site being filled with human town or something.

      so the world map tile ceased to exist and now only regional embark tiles exist, changing the world map to basically 16 times in dimensions.

      this obviously creates problems for a 20+ year old game project from an self-taught amateur.

      tl;dr, time ran out fixing prior mistakes and adventure mode got fricked.

      Keyboard mode is coming back in this update too?

      kekw.
      omegalul, even.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People voted to release the fort mode and leave adventure mode for later

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      adventure mode has honestly always been really barebones
      shit barely worked even on the normal version

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which is funny because it's basically the only thing he put any effort into for like a decade before he decided to try sell the game, too.
        He just kept adding worldgen shit which was only relevant to adventure mode but did not make it function as a videogame.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Adventure mode got fricked over pretty hard even before the entire game was cucked into Steam. There used to be a decent, simple gameplay loop: get quests from randos until you got famous enough to take quests from the local lord, then take those quests until you got famous enough to go to the city, then take those quests until they send you after a Bronze Colossus and die (or retire/try to genocide the world if you somehow kill it). There was a system to send you after harder enemies as your reputation grew, and you could also recruit more dudes, which helped you kill tougher things. There was still a lot of bullshit (goblins and elves not existing, copper bolts oneshotting you after 25 hours, companions drowning in rivers, forgetting to disable bogeymen) but there was the semblance of a game there. You upgraded your equipment over time. The intricate combat logs, potential for silliness. and frickheug chaotic battles were fun. In the last good versions you could even be a Necromancer, Vampire or Werebeast, the former two of which were pretty neat.
        Then the rumors update happened and fricked all of that over. The gameplay loop disappeared, replaced with spamming one conversation option that you had to scroll to, in an unnecessarily large list of conversation options, over and over again. The quests were just locations populating on your worldmap and often had no real tangible reward, because you could only "turn them in" by spreading rumors of your success - which was an esoteric system that was location-based and didn't fricking work most of the time. Cities dropped your FPS to 1-5, making going anywhere in them a slog. But, you wanted to go in them anyway, because you could steal all kinds of expensive shit from the Castle and use it to buy Steel arms/armor before you ever fought anything. Recruiting people was jank as frick. It was basically unplayable. Then they just killed it, which was honestly merciful.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >recruiting was jank as frick
          I liked starting a Demigod local noble just so I can go around recruiting warriors to coup and overthrow lords in the area.
          >tfw declared 5 different groups because I can't just conquer a site as one group in particular
          >tfw eventually my companions got sick of my shit and tried killing me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keyboard mode is coming back in this update too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think so.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adventure mode comes out tomorrow?
    about fricking time

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth getting the steam version? I still haven’t

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is giving money to steam and kitfox worth
      No
      Just wait and someone will post something on those thread or just look for it on /vst/
      If you feel like, give toady 20 bucks directly

      Adventure mode comes out tomorrow?
      about fricking time

      Its a beta, buy yes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dorf sisters.......... we won!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >kobolds arent draconic
      wtf........

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's an ancient dorf community thing, people draw them almost doglike

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you mean like the cutebold comics? because damn i'm moronic because i thought they were draconic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Draconic kobolds is a modern (late 90s/2000s?) D&D thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you mean like the cutebold comics? because damn i'm moronic because i thought they were draconic

          They should just be drawing them as cutebolds now, DF created them and should own up to it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to get into it and find out the "quests" are still broken vague "talk to this person to find out x" treks.
    i'll probably just end up making myself a demigod and slaying entire villages until i get bored like in old DF

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The amount of newhomosexualry ITT
    You Black folk need to be whipped

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still pretending to like this garbage to trick newbies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending
      I still need to find a better game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmm organic forts. Might have to do one of these on the cavern layer next time.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never played adventure mode, what's it like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >start adventure in random fort/town
      >talk to random guards until one decides to join you
      >walk up to random villagers
      >grab a random body part
      >use "throw" command
      >"Urist McDickface goes flying!"
      >"Urist McDickface collides with the wall!"
      >"Urist McDickface's body explodes into gore!"
      >"Urist McDickface has died."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=176337.0

      TLDR

      >pick the demigod start that gives you physical attributes well above normal human/dorfs/elves/etc
      >walk a few tiles from the starting town in the overword
      >get attacked by bandits/goblins/dingos
      >get you spine broken and die

      Alternatively
      >fill you pocket with rocks
      >master the throwing skill
      >kill everything in sight by cracking their skulls with your shoes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its
      >pick a demigod so you dont spend an extra 50 hours grinding stats
      >spend 15 hours wrestling a dog outside of a village
      >become a necromancer
      >become a vampire
      >be practically invincible
      >die from a toenail infection

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played the game for ~5 years.
        Why is it still like this? Lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Zach got nose cancer. Burgerland health system is shit, so they had to make a Steam launch to get some money. It took 5 years. Next time do not vote Trump. Deh.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why play this over Rimworld or Clanfolk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would you support a moron who charges you 25 bucks for a stolen mod (for the fourth time)?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I said play, not buy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I said support, not buy, ever heard of "brand awareness"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny, I didn't know about this DLC until last week. The first i saw of it was like 'oh it's just cults'
        I'd like to say I was disappointed, but the game is moddable. Finding a unique theme to add isn't that easy.
        He should literally just focus on adding extending ways to mod.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know about Clanfolk, but DF, while being the game that inspired RimWorld, is quite different.
      1) DF doesn't care about you. The game's world has a life of its own. Things happen and you have to deal with them. But in RimWorld, the game very clearly revolves around you. A manhunter pack will be generated based on your wealth, even though those animals couldn't care less about your fine tiling.
      2) DF has a larger scale, causing the dwarves to be disposable. RimWorld is oriented for mostly sub 20 pawn colonies.
      3) DF is 3D, RimWorld is 2D.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the problem I have with Dwarf Fortress is pretty simple. It might simulate an entire world with thousands of years of history and whatever else. But none of this has any real effect on you as you play the game.
        It feels like the people who made it don't understand the entire purpose of a game is to keep the player entertained. Filling it with so much superfluous details is just a waste of time and resources. I do not care if a half dwarf demon princess married a 1/4th walking penis demigoon in 274ad. This has literally no effect on anything. A manhunter pack of animals however does. It presents a challenge I have to overcome.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >1) DF doesn't care about you. The game's world has a life of its own. Things happen and you have to deal with them. But in RimWorld, the game very clearly revolves around you. A manhunter pack will be generated based on your wealth, even though those animals couldn't care less about your fine tiling.

        He doesn't know that certain events like werebeast attacks and megabeasts, sieges, etc are tied to how much Created Wealth your fortress has and the Population of your fort, werebeasts can only attack after the first migrant wave IIRC due to a population minimum required. You can change these variables through modding though.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adventure mode always seemed way cooler then the regular mode but it also always felt like an after thought.
    Is CDDA just adventure mode but better?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but only if you're playing with a mod that removes the pocket system. I don't think I've ever seen such a badly implemented system in a game before.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pocket system? Does each pocket on your character have its own inventory or something?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Pockets have a capacity as well as a size. If an item is too big to fit in any of your pockets, even if you have capacity for it, you cannot hold the item.
          You can also get pockets inside of pockets inside of pockets and when you pick items up it randomly puts them into a pocket. You have no real control over this.
          The UI is also absolutely awful for dealing with pockets. You cannot just open a window and move items around easily. You have to navigate through lists of lists of lists to find shit. And god help you if you want to move an item from one pocket to another, it basically requires a PHD in pockets to do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You can also get pockets inside of pockets inside of pockets and when you pick items up it randomly puts them into a pocket.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Inventory management in CDDA is an absolute fricking menace since they added pockets. It wouldn't be so bad if you had a better UI where you could just use your mouse to click shit and everything was visual, but it's not.

              Also I forgot to mention. Sometimes pockets are just randomly closed because they are. What this means is items can be put into the pocket, but the contents of the pocket are hidden until you open it.

              You can literally pick up a backpack with 8 pockets, each of these having 2-6 pockets in them and each of those having multiple pockets of their own and half of these pockets are just randomly closed so you don't know what they contain and when you pick up an item, if it will fit into a pocket it will randomly be put into one of those 900 pockets you've got.
              Have fun trying to find where that shit ended up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How much different is Bright Nights from DDA?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bright Nights does not have the pocket system at all. If you pick up a container and equip it, you simply gain more inventory space to put items in.
                The only two things that matter in Bright Nights are how much weight your character can hold, and how much inventory space you have. Nothing else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah not that in specific, I was just curious about how much different Bright Nights is in general

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                CDDA tries to be an overly complex reality simulator, which at times is a detriment to the gameplay experience it's self.
                Bright Nights focuses on being a game first and foremost. It doesn't have the complexity but is generally just a better experience.

                If you want autistic levels of reality, go for CDDA. If you want to be a zombie slaying maniac play Bright Nights.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly wouldn't mind one level of containers, just so you can have like your mechanic and crafting bag vs your exploring bag vs your murder killfrick bag. But they truly implemented it in the most moronic way possible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's CDDA before it went full autistic. Fortunately, it merges the normal additions from CDDA development.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I really hate what cdda has become. Did they ever revert the moronic vehicle parts change where you need the right kind of bolts to attach stuff, and you can't get the bolts from just removing other same parts from other vehicles?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Last I checked, it is still there.

              I honestly wouldn't mind one level of containers, just so you can have like your mechanic and crafting bag vs your exploring bag vs your murder killfrick bag. But they truly implemented it in the most moronic way possible.

              The game honestly needs a better UI and mouse support if they want to add that level of autistic inventory management.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Did they ever revert the moronic vehicle parts change where you need the right kind of bolts to attach stuff, and you can't get the bolts from just removing other same parts from other vehicles?
              As a person with multiple trade tickets this shit drives me insane. They are a bunch of gay nerds that sit around and argue about shit they don't even understand. CDDA is just dunning-kruger manifested as a video game.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >was the game ever confirmed woke or was that just a rumor? i lost interest in it when i heard the dev was going to insert non-binary dwarves or whatever it was.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Make game that is intentionally made to be a realistic fantasy simulator
    >Suddenly realism is bad and woke because the mental image of two pixel male dwarves fricking or two pixel female dwarves scissoring is too much for you
    Must be nice not having any real problems.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But realistically trannies didn't exist in fantasy times. And in reality, the population of people who are trannies is abysmally small. In my country about 0.5% of people identify as a troony, of those only a 3rd will have any kind of surgery and of those about 40% end up regretting it. The figure for people who think they are a troony then change their mind is also pretty high but quality studies on it are almost impossible to find because most people who participate in these studies end up dropping out. But it could be as high as 60%.

      This is reality. Not a flat 50% chance of someone being a troony.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literal fricking mumbo jumbo nonsense, get thee to a fricking psych ward, schizo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Hard facts are mumbo jumbo

          The only one who needs to be in a psycho ward are people like you who think you can become a woman by cutting your dick off.

          Just remember, in 1000 years when archeologists find your remains, they will see your bones and identify you as a man. If they test your DNA, you will be a man. Infact, there will be nothing left of you that identifies you as a woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a bot?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I am infact 20% robot. Are you discriminating against me you fricking nazi bigot?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                reminds me of trannies who call their open wound something super cyber punk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I am infact 20% robot. Are you discriminating against me you fricking nazi bigot?

                Rent-free.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >But realistically
        >in fantasy times
        lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >made to be a realistic fantasy simulator
      my fantasy life is an escape from globalhomo

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a real game.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway, ignore the Rimworld raiders.

    Something I think a lot of people didn't realize is that we're actually getting healing potions next update. they'll be procedural. They've said that this will be the 'start' of the magic system.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they said they're done with big updates that take multiple years and they want to release the "magic update" in pieces
      hopefully this doesn't just mean the updates will get smaller but still take a long time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With the graphical bullshit finally out of the way, I hope we can get regular updates every 2-3 months or so, that would be ideal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The procedurally-generated schools of magic are still the thing I'm most excited about. I think that'll really allow different worlds to feel unique. Imagine a school of magic where you can use the blood on the ground as fuel to cast your fricking fireballs.

        I really want to see how far they go with the complexity and proceduralness by the end of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine a school of magic where you can use the blood on the ground as fuel to cast your fricking fireballs.
          That's cool but what about cum and piss and shit and hahahaha boogers hahahaha literal snot rockets

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is there anywhere specific where I can read about the eventual plans for magic?
        Or is this a "Toady has said a million different small things over the years" kinda deal?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Youd have to look for one interviews he did with blind guy
          but the gist of it is that:

          >Toady being a caveman never fully used source control in DF development process
          >Updates were made in all or nothing big packages every 2-3 years followed by bug fixing
          >Magic and Myth big update relied on doing a big update to rewrite of the map gen code first
          >Steam release and toady gets a fat paycheck well above his expectaions
          >Hire a new dev to help with QoL, bugs and performace
          >Now Toady has to actually use source control like an actual human being
          >He can actually delevop and test multiple thing at same time and implement them on the main code when its ready
          >He will now abbandon the old big update MO and we will get both the Myth and Magic and the map rewrite in small more frequent updates
          >Adventure mode for example will feature proceduraly generated healing magic as well as being able to call for inteventions from the gods
          >Behind the curtains he has stated that he got pocket dimension already working for future multidimensional shenanigans and portal and interdimentional travel magic I guess

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >proceduraly generated healing magic
            What does that mean?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              we'll find out in 2 hours

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            a surprising amount of work has been done for the myth and magic update. They showed off the beta myth generator years ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was specifically said that the updates will be smaller, but more frequent.

        i know what pastebin is. it will just say something like "ur gay" if i went to the url.

        You fricking idiot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You fricking idiot.
          sure *i'm* the idiot instead of the guy dropping random links without description. life is too short to follow every link without at least an expectation of where it goes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean "without description"? The context of that post isn't enough for you?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >how to "fix" the problem
              you don't see the obvious trolling in this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how moronic are you? your life is too short to follow a link about a topic you are interested in, but its not to short to make 5 meaningless posts that are literally a waste of your time? you are dumb as frick, possibly the dumbest poster I have ever seen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we're actually getting healing potions next update. they'll be procedural.
      What does that mean?
      One potion can only heal your left leg while another can heal both your right arm and nose?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We're not totally sure yet. We just know 'it's procedural!'. Could be anything - the how you get healed, where you get healed, what you need to get healed, who knows.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All currently known changes to Adventure Mode (beyond graphics)

    >Wrestling revamped
    >Demigod characters will get god-given quests
    >Magical healing will be added
    Anything I missed?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shill me on my first simulation game.

    >rimworld
    >clanfolk
    >dwarf fortress
    >songs of cyx
    >caves of qud

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    soon.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we could have the myth and magic update and more by this time
    >instead we have shitty tileset and worse ui with less content for morons

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the engoodening of dwarf fortress

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who's that fella dancing with phoebe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to make pic related in adventure mode.

        Factorio guy

        >1) DF doesn't care about you. The game's world has a life of its own. Things happen and you have to deal with them. But in RimWorld, the game very clearly revolves around you. A manhunter pack will be generated based on your wealth, even though those animals couldn't care less about your fine tiling.

        He doesn't know that certain events like werebeast attacks and megabeasts, sieges, etc are tied to how much Created Wealth your fortress has and the Population of your fort, werebeasts can only attack after the first migrant wave IIRC due to a population minimum required. You can change these variables through modding though.

        It's in the options, you don't need to mod.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just play the ascii version.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its unplayable with the new mouse UI
      >just click a billion times bro
      "no"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You guys use the mouse?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched Hercules so I am going to build a Philoctetes training ground for my adventurers to pick up equipment and when I die or retire I'll add a statue of them and their deeds.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 more hours

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I make a fort already or do I have to wait for the world to be compatible?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can use an old save but the new potions and demigods are procedurally generated in worldgen.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever the game loads a chunk it is actually generating every single tile in that chunk on every Z-level from the sky all the way down to hell.
    This meant every time you walked into a new chunk in adventure mode you'd have a brief few seconds of generation happening. Other games (like Minecraft) instead generate these z-levels as you discover them (with the exceptions of caves in Minecraft, which is why sometimes you can see them before the chunk loads in).
    Because we didn't get a map rewrite this problem is still going to exist and you're still going to have to load every chunk like you're playing Morrowind on the xbox.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When is the update coming out?
    I am positively shaking at the prospect of doing unspeakable things to goblins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 hour

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's been almost a decade since I last played adventure mode.
    Can someone confirm to me if I a remembering this correctly but can you break you hand by pummeling someone's already broken skull?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >40 minutes

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you hope they stealth fixed/added/changed in Adventure mode? Stuff equivalent to the gem walls and Angels in Fortress Mode or the rampaging animals in savage zones.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cancel it and make the base game that everyone plays fricking stable. Quit burning development time on one of the most shallow roguelikes on the market and make fortress mode function.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >20 minutes

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >orphan child who had their mother crushed to death by a tree
    >most upset person in the fortress, and she constantly stays in the mayor’s office to berrate the mayor
    >slowly but surely the child and mayor become friends, and her happiness slowly gets higher
    >soon there are more children hanging out in the mayor’s office
    >sadness is at all time low
    feels good

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >10 M I N U T E S

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something interesting would be that following god-quests eventually rewards you with pieces of god-metal armor.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 M I N U T E

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S HERE!

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I update it?
    Is it on the beta branch or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it on the beta branch or something?
      yes

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SHIT THERE'S NO DEMIGOD MODE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to do it on an already generated world?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to do it on an already generated world?

      Ah it seems 'Chosen' (the new Demigod mode) is not available right now at all. It might become available post-beta.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HHAHAHAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Ah it seems 'Chosen' (the new Demigod mode) is not available right now at all. It might become available post-beta.

      oh no how awf-
      >opens up cheat engine
      >gives myself unlimited stat points
      oopsie 😉

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's not gonna fix it. Demigods were supposed to have the ability to communicate with their god and recieve personal quests. They're not just dudes with higher stat bases anymore.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did the update drop already? I forgot I had it uninstalled.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To those who are in: Any changes you can notice right away?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in beta, but I haven't got the update yet....
    Maybe it's because I'm in yurope?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just click to start a new game and you get the option to choose adventure mode after you select a world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, still haven't got the update and "Adventurer" is still "coming soon".
        And yes, I'm in beta, just double checked, even restarted Steam.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          After downloading the beta go to "Start new game in existing world" -> Select your world -> Choose adventure mode
          I'm in Europe so you should be able to play

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I had to verify the installation for finally having the game download the beta...
            At least now it works.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Songs of Syx > troony fortress

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Being so desperate for sales you turn to the danish homosexual.
      Buy an ad queerbait.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't even fricking know that game existed before that shill made a video about it

        sounds like copenhagen tbh!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't even fricking know that game existed before that shill made a video about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't know who Huckleberry Finn was until your English class.
        Guess you're a wienersmoking homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There wasn't an argument to begin with. Do you actually comprehend English or do you just ctrl+c ctrl+v buzzwords all day.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              frick off ssethshitter

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooooooo if you point out I'm a moron you must like the Danish gaylord.
                Game is also shit btw.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As I said, you would not know of SoS if not for the danish shill. You obviously love him.
                Always was

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Eternal septembergay thinks he is in some elite secret club because he knew of an obscure game that used to have daily threads here and posted in indie general.
                Also Ganker isn't one person take your meds moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shoo shoo ssethtider

        frick off ssethshitter

        >Nooooooo if you point out I'm a moron you must like the Danish gaylord.
        Game is also shit btw.

        Seth made a Dwarf Fortress video too THOUGH

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah half a decade ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          with stolen footages, he never actually played it because he is too low IQ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Difference being he did Dorf Fort video for free, meanwhile the dev for Diet Dorf Fort was begging him to do a video on troonycord

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice source you posted there OH WAIT you didn't! LUL

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nice heterosexual life you been living. OH WAIT you didn't! LUL

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Impossible! My favorite e-celeb would never exploit his audience!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >admitting that you are a trooncord user
                lmao he fell for it what a moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >screenshot from video
                >YO-YOU'RE A TROONCORD USER
                nice attempt at moving the goalpost, unfortunately your fat stubby arms weren't strong enough to lift it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >being this mad
                lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >f5ing the thread relentlessly waiting for a response
                >gets btfo
                >y-you're mad
                forty keks.jpg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >f5
                >he honestly doesn't have Ganker x in 1994+30 confirming even more he's a trooncord user
                loving
                every
                laugh

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks he's in the Kool Kids Klub because he knows about the most known bloatware extension.
                >doesn't understand board lingo
                it's the fact that you instantly reply for hours on end.
                Just stick to the ctrl+c ctrl+v tech I called you out on earlier, its a lot less embarrassing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >how embarrassing
                It's a friendly heads up so a developer has his game on sale before he gets massive otherwise unexpected coverage. How the frick is that embarrassing you schizo moron?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >p-post proof
                >proof posted from the shills video
                >W-WHAT HOW IS THAT LE PROOF????
                This is what estrogen does to a Black person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but how?
      Genuinely curious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's racism as a feature

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        instead of a fort you build an entire kingdom with all the shit that comes with it, mixed races that can start spiraling out of control because some like the lizard people for example are extremely xenophobic and will hate everyone on sight

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MY WORLD GEN PREFS WERE ERASED
    NOOOO

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DF is a dogshit unfinished game made by 2 troony lover brothers.
    Songs of Syx is a much better game, and it seems that it will be finished in my lifetime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shoo shoo ssethtider

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >humble ran out of keys
    frick

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    still very laggy

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game crashed within 5 minutes of overworld travel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, seems like overworld travel is really bugged currently.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uhm, wheres ELF fortress?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DF thread
    >2/3 of the posts are about RW, Factorio, SoS and trannies
    many such cases, feels good making people seethe by just playing a videogame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what is it about this genre of games that causes this behavior. You'd think that the autism required to play those games would result in some comfy threads since autists are passionate about their shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was comfy pre summer '08

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >result in some comfy threads
        Here's the thing you're forgetting, anybody can post in a thread. I'm willing to bet 80% of the posters in this thread have never played DF.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick has no one uploaded to rin yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is a mega with all the premium releases

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, didn't realize the general got moved to /vst/ lmao.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ah, didn't realize the general got moved to /vst/ lmao.
          Reasonably.
          It has been kind of a soft move for now after some mad anon tried to bring back on /vg/ again, but failed after one full thread. Then the dorfanons just went back to a rimworldgay schizo anti-DF thread on /vst/ that he was plannig to keep bumped for the rest of the year, and kicked him out of it and took it over to.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Song of Syx
    Thoughts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a crazy question, ever thought about making a thread about it instead of shitting up unrelated threads?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >unrelated threads
        Song of Syx and Dorf Fort go hand in hand you sperglord.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gonna entertain you moron. These are 2 different games.
          Talk about DF or frick off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Talk about DF or frick off.
            No.
            >Songs of Syx
            thoughts?
            https://store.steampowered.com/app/1162750/Songs_of_Syx/

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              frick off ssethgay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >20% off
              Niceeeeeeeeeeee I was eyeing this for a while. I'll wait for dorf fort 1.0 I guess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You really should lurk more before posting.
          Let me guess you're the guy where if people are talking about Resident Evil you interject with Silent Hill and vice versa for no fricking reason because they're the same genre and the ritalin doesn't hit the same as 10 years ago for you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          GOLEM GIT YE GONE

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Problem with these simulation games is that they have to constantly frick over the player to make it gamey. They can't just have a nice peaceful prosperous world to build.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Play the sims then you fricking casual stay the frick out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you started on a nightmare shithole spot DF gives you alot of free time before you start getting actual danger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You literally cannot be fricked over in df unless you start on a haunted biome. You're always one pull of a lever away from complete safety.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    songs of syx is pretty solid but it ain't no dorf fort

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What makes it inferior to Dwarf Fortress? Other than it releasing in early access in 2020?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that's better than releasing in early access in 2022 😉

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        z levels

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          z levels are overrated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are overrated

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the wiener waterfall
              I kneel…
              That thing would be a nightmare to reclaim probably, sounds like a fun time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like carpal tunnel like every other surface structure

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    quality work mr. adams

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Havent played adventure mode since he added the ability to raid the necromancer towers and raise the dead yourself.
    Can you get married and live a normal life while building a farm with your wife? Or is that still 2 decades away?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      half a decade away now

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a shitty thread
    hope you all die in a fire slowly

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything is set as "coming soon"
    >Try to get out of starting town
    >Game crashed
    Great job Toady

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, right, Adventure mod was releasing. I was so enticed by modded RimWorld that I forgot.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adventure mode being released made me remember how boring it is

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Game crashes
    >Well atleast I sav-
    >No save found
    Looks like It would've been better just to have waited instead.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't the quest log included in the update?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why wasn't butchering...or trading...or crafting...or personality customization...or building...or spitting...or demigod?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Demi God really is confusing considering it was meant to be the tutorial / super easy mode frick about.
        It all feels like a mess with zero direction and doing the quests feels impossible because I can't for the life of me get someone to give me any actual decent directions beyond
        >He/she is over in [location]
        >It's far west of here
        Without any indication on my map.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You need to go to the hamlet/fortress/hippie gov buildings and ask around in there

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beta update
    Release the actual update with everything actually imolemented you Black person toad

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, from what I'm gathering the beta isn't worth playing? Shame, I was looking forwards to some adventuring over the weekend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, better to play 47.05 adventure mode while you wait for it to actually release.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the lag is still insane

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just tried wrestling by grabbing someone's weapon but I couldn't wrestle it away from them. The wrestle button is (coming soon) too!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no wrestling
      Got a screencap?
      You better not be pulling my leg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The "continue wrestling" button is still coming soon, you can still continue the wrestle from the normal attack menu but it's a bit hidden away

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Leafs really did a number on Toady and this game...didn't they

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been able to throw people to the ground, gouge their eyes and choke their throat.
      But soon after enjoying my victory my game crashed.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the game to fund Adventure Mode so I'll have an RPG to play someday instead of replaying Elder Scrolls over and over
    I am not satisfied with this bare bones update.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      umm no sweatie, you bought the game to fund cancer treatment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *SRS for the Kitfox staff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By bought you mean you went onto his website and donated there so he would get all the money, and not get only a portion after it went to steam and kitfox...right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No I used the free money Steam gave me from selling random Counter Strike GO crap last year

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone so excited about adventure mode, it's been in the game for a decade?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The steam version released without it, and it just got a beta update with only some of it reimplemented.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's lame, why the frick was it removed?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From the initial steam release?
          Because people voted for it to be sacrificed for an early fort mode release

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't gay enough I guess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fortress mode was ready for release, but Adventure mode was not. Toady polled the fans to see if people wanted to release Steam version now or wait until Adventure mode was also ready. People voted release now, so Adventure mode was disabled and Steam was released.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I excitedly waited a whole fricking year and a half for this piece of shit unfinished beta full of 'coming soon'
    Did they even mention that it was going to be a beta? It didn't say anything about that on the trailer.
    I'm done with this game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They mentioned it would be a beta when they released the actual date
      I think

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when they released the actual date
        Which was super recently, I feel it's justified for people to feel like they were deceived.
        Now we'll be waiting another year for adventure mode to leave beta and still not have all of the promised features.
        Anyways, isn't beta supposed to be feature complete? This feels more like an alpha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You literally had to switch to a bata branch to get the update.
      I have no idea how they're going to release it into the main patch when it's in this current state.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer ascii DF there i said it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the club

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It begins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get bored in around 10 minutes after you notice everything is branded as coming soon and realize the adventure mode in its current state is nothing but a glorified legends reader with combat and movement

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYTIME I DISCOVER A LAIR THE GAME FRICKING CRASHES

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >breathe
    >coming soon

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coming soon
    welp is there any good alternatives to Adventure mode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me UnReal World has been satisfying the need for an adventuring, survival, crafting roguelike for years now, ever since I was first disappointed by the adventure mode in Dwarf Fortress.
      It's way less fantasy oriented with the only fantasy element being giving offerings to ancient gods and performing rituals, but I'm not actually sure if those even really do anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Recently, I've been playing Unreal World and thinking, "Damn, I wish DF adventure mode was more like that." But it's pretty different; it leans mostly towards the survival aspect, and the setting is a low fantasy version of early mediaeval Finland. No monsters, little magic, only humans. The dialogue system is pretty simple, especially compared to DF, and there is little interaction with human NPCs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and there is little interaction with human NPCs
        At least all of the interactions work and don't have (coming soon) plastered next to them.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By the way, Dwarf Fortress General has moved to /vst/, the current thread is

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >/vst/
      Why? Why not keep it in /vg/?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gacha killed it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        /vg/ is overrun with hentai phone game threads because jannies don't do their fricking jobs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        board moves too fast due to gacha to have small generals like this

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to play adventure mode without knowing how to play fortress mode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes. they don't play anything alike.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >exit game
    >Coming soon!

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Songs of Syx
    20% discount. Should I?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can get it for free

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a pirate scum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kys then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can try the demo.
      The guy has never done a sale before and by his own words might never do one again.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to drop objects one by one
    >Game closes the inventory every time I do it
    >You have to reopen the speech menu every time you reply to an NPC

    Also the game lags, is full of UI glitches, you can't change the adventure mode shortcuts, the music doesn't play, game crashes frequently and it gets stuck for a bit while trying to save a file.
    What is this absolute fricking garbage Toady my man, I was actually excited for this

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking sucks, man. I just wanted fantasy no man's sky with people in it. How us it so difficult to bolt a GUI onto what already existed? Is the codebase seriously that fricked?

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do I get?

    I plan on avoiding all other games and only playing one for a month.

    >Dwarf Fortress
    >Rimworld
    >Songs of Syx

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rimworld is so much better than those other 2 its not even a contest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why? It looks ugly and the UI seems like it has no thought put into it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rimworld is a functioning video game and not a half baked simulator

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well I got my mileage.
    I'll be back when there's something else to do apart from torturing random women out in the wilds.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fricking mad.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all a bearman needs is combat

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they at any point mention the adventure mode "release" would be a FRICKING BETA?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hi Urists,

      >We are less than a month away from April, which means Adventure Mode launch is just around the corner. Time flies when you’re developing FUN! We wanted to share our launch plans with you as they will be a little different from what we did with Fortress Mode. The beta for Adventure Mode will open on April 17th (Tarn’s birthday!). Anyone who owns Dwarf Fortress on Steam will be able to access the beta. Adventure Mode will fully launch a few weeks later on the main branch. We will be announcing the official release date as soon as we can.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a few weeks later on the main branch.
        I wonder if that's still the plan or rather what's the actual ETA for an adventure mode that has all of its parts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is no reason to release a beta at this point if the mode was anywhere close to being finished. This just makes no sense

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The beta for Adventure Mode will open on April 17th (Tarn’s birthday!).
          >Adventure Mode will fully launch a few weeks later on the main branch.
          >We will be announcing the official release date as soon as we can.

          You probably can make an assessment from what happened behind the curtains from those 3 lines
          Hopefully they will work Toady into another autistic outburst and he will throw the leafs through the window like he did with his Math PhD in his old job. Maybe even go back to his Meth PhD too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I expected this beta to be more of a formality to weed out errant bugs that could be noticed with the flood of players to playtest, not over half the features straight up not working or not added. will they really add all this shit in just a few weeks time? I'm doubtful

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Toady and his gay loving canadian advisors will probably spend the rest of the year trying to fix adventure mode to a playable state and adding all of the basic mechanics while other colony sim games keep getting constant updates and improvements

    I'm not gonna say that this looks bleak for the future of Dwarf Fortress but I honestly think it does

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /pol/tards are upset about a game they are too moronic to even play the thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have no womb, you will never be a bearded woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I will never be like your mom.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, you'll never have a womb.
          And all of the onions means that weak chin will forever be exposed under that patchy genetic dead end scrap you grow.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was calling your mom a bearded woman you dumb frick. The rest of your stupid post is just you projecting

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, you just said you'd never be like my mom, never explicitly implied it. Sad to say your ability to communicate in English is horrendous and having to break down your mistakes into the simplest terms possible makes the banter not fun. Good luck with the axe wound my man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope you just can't read or think and you are a homosexual

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >after like 20 years toady is finally seriously working on what he considers the main gamemode
    Why is autism so fricking strong bros. Game probably wont be "complete" for another 10-20 years

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was looking forward to the beta. This was a mistake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out it's an actual beta and not early access

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey wait a minute...It's April right now! Where is it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?
      Do you have the beta branch enabled on steam?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not. I'll have to check it out.

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