SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
SORRY (NOT SORRY)
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
X? MORE LIKE Y!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
CAN YOU NOT?
LADY BONER
CRAY CRAY!
I CANT UNSEE THAT
NOTE TO SELF?
REAL TALK THOUGH
WHAT THE WHAT!
LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID
#NAILEDIT
AWESOME SAUCE
UH, DEFINE X
THANKS? I GUESS?
WAIT FOR IT?
SOOO THAT JUST HAPPENED.
JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.
NO? JUST ME?
REALLY? GOOD TALK.
AND BY X I MEAN Y
ALRIGHT... HERE GOES NOTHING
THATS GONNA LEAVE A MARK?
THAT WENT WELL?
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
NO. FLIPPIN'. WAY!
ERM HE'S BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?
So let me this straight. I'm somewhere that's not what I would call a good videogame. I'm seeing freaking flop prediction threads. And, oh yeah, I'm talking to my agent who keeps getting me roles in these failed projects. Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I do bad Netflix game adaptations. Kill Square Enix's stock value. I'll probably turn to porn next.
i hope i can pirate it, im kinda craving some new shit to sink my teeth into while i wait for hogwarts, im literally playing lost ark over here because nothing to do right now
even my favorite mmo eso doesnt reveal shit until like the xbox stream on the 25th
>Another Square Enix AAA flop >even though XVI will be good it will likely also flop >7R 2 is a coinflip, might flop, might not >only KH4 and DQ12 likely to not flop and those are in 2024 if not even further beyond >have to take Sony exclusivity deals >but this in turn means that way fewer people will buy the games so the sales will look like shit >CEO quadrupling down on NFTs
SE bros...
>All games make money, no games flop by large studios
I dunno if that's true anymore. The ever expanding budgets and time projects take, the increase in marketing and other irrelevant bullshit because most of these devs now eat their own shit thinking it's a wagyu steak made by a 5 star chef. The new Saint's Row did so badly the devs were forcefully moved to a new department for example.
We're just under the assumption that if the devs brag about numbers they broke even but there's no evidence to prove that's the case as we see things like dlc being cancelled or updates stopping while there's still blatant issues with the game itself.
Even with 10m sold this shit happens.
You'd think that'd get the gears turning that maybe they're not as successful as they claim?
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
SORRY (NOT SORRY)
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
X? MORE LIKE Y!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
CAN YOU NOT?
LADY BONER
CRAY CRAY!
I CANT UNSEE THAT
NOTE TO SELF?
REAL TALK THOUGH
WHAT THE WHAT!
LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID
#NAILEDIT
AWESOME SAUCE
UH, DEFINE X
THANKS? I GUESS?
WAIT FOR IT?
SOOO THAT JUST HAPPENED.
JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.
NO? JUST ME?
REALLY? GOOD TALK.
AND BY X I MEAN Y
ALRIGHT... HERE GOES NOTHING
THATS GONNA LEAVE A MARK?
THAT WENT WELL?
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
NO. FLIPPIN'. WAY!
ERM HE'S BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?
now make Ganker version
It's the same thing except what follows is a bunch of pepes and calling each other redditors
Black person
>Fartspooknigs
So let me this straight. I'm somewhere that's not what I would call a good videogame. I'm seeing freaking flop prediction threads. And, oh yeah, I'm talking to my agent who keeps getting me roles in these failed projects. Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I do bad Netflix game adaptations. Kill Square Enix's stock value. I'll probably turn to porn next.
I’m glad this game came with a demo. Made me not want to buy it lol. More shit games should come with demos!
its literally why publishers stopped making game demos
my guess is that it tested very poorly and at this point its not a loss to let people try it
>Forspoken?!??! More like Forgotten
Wow
WOW
Did you come up with that yourself?
i hope i can pirate it, im kinda craving some new shit to sink my teeth into while i wait for hogwarts, im literally playing lost ark over here because nothing to do right now
even my favorite mmo eso doesnt reveal shit until like the xbox stream on the 25th
>Another Square Enix AAA flop
>even though XVI will be good it will likely also flop
>7R 2 is a coinflip, might flop, might not
>only KH4 and DQ12 likely to not flop and those are in 2024 if not even further beyond
>have to take Sony exclusivity deals
>but this in turn means that way fewer people will buy the games so the sales will look like shit
>CEO quadrupling down on NFTs
SE bros...
Ive never opened a black pussy
Is it black on the inside as well?
>neil druckman is a showrunner on big ass hbo show
>amy hennig writes forspoken
reality verified
Got a free key so I'll give it a shot. Kind of lucked out because this is one of those games that's impossible to find a rational discussion about.
I just realized I still don't know the name of this b***h.
All games make money, no games flop by large studios. Avengers makes money, The old republic made money, all the games you cry about make money.
>All games make money, no games flop by large studios
I dunno if that's true anymore. The ever expanding budgets and time projects take, the increase in marketing and other irrelevant bullshit because most of these devs now eat their own shit thinking it's a wagyu steak made by a 5 star chef. The new Saint's Row did so badly the devs were forcefully moved to a new department for example.
We're just under the assumption that if the devs brag about numbers they broke even but there's no evidence to prove that's the case as we see things like dlc being cancelled or updates stopping while there's still blatant issues with the game itself.
Even with 10m sold this shit happens.
You'd think that'd get the gears turning that maybe they're not as successful as they claim?
>Devs make game
>Devs finish game
>Devs get moved to new game
BREAKING NEWS!!!
So like what are we going to do when this game sells 10 million copies?
Pretend that 10 million is a flop like people do with TLOU2