Metacritic: 94/100 https://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/return-to-monkey-island
Opencritic: 90/100 - 100% Recommended
https://opencritic.com/game/13681/return-to-monkey-island
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Now let's wait for that red Metacritic user score.
no shit it's getting good reviews, journalists would look stupid if they turned their backs on it after defending Ron Gilbert for being a gay
Reviewers go to hell.
Wooooow
still not gonna buy this ''''game'''' lol oops sorry!!1!
>journo reviews
>for a comedy game
I can only imagine how unfunny it is.
We can at least laugh at how ugly it is.
I can guarantee without the slightest doubt there is a troony in this game somewhere. That's how you get good scores these days.
I can't wait for vidya journalism to crash and burn, I want them to do menial jobs like installing microwave ovens
>journalism
>imblying that columnists and art critics are journalists
lmao
>"critic" reviews
meaningless.
Ganker lost
ooh baby
Ganker lost
yeaaaaah boy Ganker lost
wrong again, yeah, Ganker was wrong again!
>Sells 300,000 copies
>b-but it's not about the sales it's about the reviews
L
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if this game sells that much it would be consider a success
I'm happy the game is doing good.
The artstyle is not for me so I won't play it.
make a mod that fixes the MC's face and I will play your game.
There is nothing wrong with this game aside from people hating the art direction why re people seething?
Carla was cool and they turned her into a roided giga homie troony, pair this with the general disdain for beauty in all the footage they have shown, and the game smells of woke from a mile away.
Shit like that can never be funny, only preachy.
nexus mods "guybrush with no penis nose" mod where?
years ago, I would binge this in one sitting
now I don't know why I am hardly interested
maybe my brain is fried from twatter and tiktok it's weird
thats the second ugliest guybrush i have ever seen
point and click adventure player here
ive watched some footage
it seems nice
I always deduct 30% of the critic points if it's above 80
Does anyone actually believe game review scores anymore? Like really?
> media is completely out of touch with average players, again
Tell me again why gaming journalism exists and who actually pays for them
>Tell me again why gaming journalism exists
Propaganda.
>and who actually pays for them
The USA government indirectly through Blackrock.
hint: you can be more than the two: a moronic game "journalist" or a moronic pol schizo
>stop noticing things!
Too bad for you, lobotomy was made illegal.
you are making things up and go with the shit that gets the most replies
>pls post proof!
No.
You are annoying and you are arguing in bad faith, goodbye.
bye!
I did my best to fix the graphics.
The only thing that needs to be pixelized is his dick nose.
just report it to the esrb and ask for it to be AO
you can't fix a broken foundation
Ganker btfo
ah yes, reviews.
BETRAYAL
he should have made preorders $19.99 at least, missed opportunity due to greed
It's fine bro, still not buying
adjust that for median income pls
That's our of date, this site literally tracks inflation.
https://fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflation
if the MC is just a sprite, the dick nose can be fixed.
is a pirated version out yet so we can check
very soon, 100% today if there is no drm
remember, never pay more than $20 for a computer game.
as a pirate i am struggling Ganker
all good japanese games have denuvo, meanwhile all globomoho bs is available for download
Paid reviews or not, I won't even bother pirating the game because I am offended by the atrocious artstyle
troony moment
So it's a 7/10
What the frick is up with all the hat ITT?
Isn't MI Ganker's darling for all these years?
just make a mod to fix the dick nose, at least the other stuff I can tolerate to some degree.
Oh no guys, we were WRONG about MI, please accept our apologizes Ron.
here's my review: goyslop/10, not wasting my bandwidth
thanks for reading my tweet
They replaced the pirate leaders with Black folk and women, don't buy this woke shit.