roche is so lucky...

roche is so lucky...

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lucky geralt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky indeed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DELET

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >disregards old ass sorceress puss for fresh and ripe 20something daughterfu

        Part of me wants to say incredibly based but with Ciri this is also the ultimate grooming so idk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >grooming

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >disregards old ass sorceress puss for fresh and ripe 20something daughterfu

        Part of me wants to say incredibly based but with Ciri this is also the ultimate grooming so idk

        It’s honestly what the books did with Ciri. Feels like the author just got horny and wrote some real garbage for her.

        Feels bad when you play W3 and like her so much, then remember all the stupid grooming and raping that makes up her entire story.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's because Sapkowski is great at creating characters and absolute ass at making decent plotlines beyond one-shot stories.
          There's a reason the books take a nosedive after Thanedd, it's when the Ciri plotline kicks into overdrive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why incest always make medieval fantasy so much better?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes everything better

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I dont think he has enough "Fleur-de-lis" crests on him but I'm not sure.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                to me he will always be the Webelos king.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is sort of the symbol of his house.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                now that you mention it isn't the bridge geralt's crest? could replace that with another fleur for sure.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be Foltest
              >have a kid with your sister
              >said kid becomes a fucking man devouring beast
              >oh well whoever says shit gets beheaded or hanged
              >random Witcher finally dispels the curse
              >all is good, got my heir back
              >everyone is cool with it because they are still afraid of getting beheaded or hanged

              Best king of the north

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                comparatively he's a saint since his sister was hot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It adds a pinch of realism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I literally don't see anything wrong with this. The games like to play the dad angle with Geralt but the dude barely raised her. She was only with him for a few months.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh step-father!
        dropped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he avoided the ultimate cuck
        *puts down pipe*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too fit and flat chested for my taste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sasuga america

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Less flat that you you chud freak kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute tummy !

      Lucky indeed.

      disgusting freak

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dead book nerd meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the REAL Ciri

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      needs more muscle and scars IMO

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for having a dyke companion.....
    she needs a Ves-t

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >works in military
    >walks around like that
    >hasn't been raped into oblivion somehow
    this shit is beyond retarded

    >b-but muh skillz
    no amount of fencing and push-ups are going to help you when a bunch of men just pin you down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's did get raped, anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raped into oblivion is literally her backstory. But yeah it's weird that the Blue stripes haven't done anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blue Stripe are probably like a family. They made a big deal with Triss talking about how great they are in the beginning of the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, she is the pro at getting raped, they tell you this in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How fucking stupid can you be? Have you actually been trained to be a blithering idiot or is it all natural talent?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You seem to have been trained to seethe and cry, kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we only like her because of the rape dumbass.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after several days of heavy research I've come to the conclusion that shani is mostly likely one out of the female cast to maintain her crotch shaved while yen being the bushiest.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Uhh, it’s the Broche path! You’ve gotta choose the Broche path man!!!
    >Path is worse in every single way
    >Spend the whole time helping a retarded greedy fuck kick over someone’s sandcastle out of pure Ego
    >Rendered completely pointless when he then murders everyone and rapes Ves so you kill him, and even more pointless after that with the invasion
    The Iorveth path was leagues and leagues better. You actually achieve something and work towards a meaningful goal.

    Which makes it tie into Blood and Wine as pure goddamn kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Which makes it tie into Blood and Wine as pure goddamn kino.

      Did I miss something? I don't recall anything in B&W tying into Iorveth or anything related to his path in W2.

      Also I've never actually done a Roche playthrough of 2, which made it all the more disappointing that he's the only one of the two that made it to 3

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he save her from rape at a young age? He's basically her dad.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny how fags never talk about gameplay but always coom shit and characters. Really just shows where the emphasis of the "game" was put, so much so that not even mods can salvage this mess and make combat/magic/alchemy decent. Enhanced Mod just turned combat into Sekiro/Dark Souls.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The women in the Witcher are too realistic to be even slightly hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are too realistic
      you mean the nagging and bossing around?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.
        Too realistic looking.
        The farther you get from 2d the uglier a character gets..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here you go

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WEEBS BTFO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The psychological effects of anime, exhibition A

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here you go

      The psychological effects of anime, exhibition A

      WEEBS BTFO

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I forget that 2 was ever a thing. I remember 1 more than 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 felt abit *rushed* but not really in a sense
      it was too ambitious for its own good with branching paths but had obvious budget constraints

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would (You) fix Witcher 3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more ciri !

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot steamy naked Ciri sex with Geralt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Add more locations to visit in the search for Ciri. For example Tir Na Lia being explorable/story line involved. Throwback to Witcher 1 with explorable Vizima. Stuff like that. And also I guess make the progression more in depth as well as the combat without breaking lore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iorveth should've existed in the game and had a questline if you chose his path in Witcher 2. That's the biggest missing content.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tfw you remember all they did with Iorveth after W2 is turn him into a fucking Gwent card.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They added him back in the latest patch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was gonna be a questline surrounding the plague, involving Ioverth and the big Nilfgaardian camp but it got cut
        https://old.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/5s1a50/a_lot_more_detail_regarding_the_plot_of_the_cut/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry, anon. they had to focus dev time on quests like the one about washing a dirty pan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tfw you remember all they did with Iorveth after W2 is turn him into a fucking Gwent card.

        There was gonna be a questline surrounding the plague, involving Ioverth and the big Nilfgaardian camp but it got cut
        https://old.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/5s1a50/a_lot_more_detail_regarding_the_plot_of_the_cut/

        Did you not listen during W2 or something? Iorveth fucked off back into the woods with the rest of the elf morons and probably got killed during the invasion preceding Witcher 3. If you talk to Roche he says something about Iorveth or some other similar elf group that had some resistance near Kaedwen/Aedirn where Dol Blathana is when Nilfgaard invaded. He could care less about the goyi- I mean dh'oine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you not listen during W2 or something?
          I did, but I haven't played it in over 5 years. There were actual plans to include him in the game, but the content was cut due to time constraints. So there was definitely room within the story for him to still be around.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I guess. Regis still being alive is a retcon from the books so Iorveth somehow still around makes more sense than that but my previous post is also probable especially if you play Thronebreaker, which is very kino and has one of the best written females in all of vidya. Don't know how they pulled that off but I was pleasantly surprised.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Thronebreaker
              Yes, I loved that game. Very, very good. Often overlooked only because of its gwent gameplay, but its narrative quality and character development is up there with the main games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      combat should have an infighting system, so you can do all those cool moves and get away from "rolls souls" combat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Velen is just way too big and distracting. Maybe split it into two or three different areas.
      Skill slots should be unlocked much faster. Maybe just immediately.
      Remove all level requirements from armor and weapons. You earn it, you can use it. No scaling items down. There is no point in that kind of restriction in a single player game.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ciri looks like she sweats alot and smells of BO.
    Why does anyone like her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ciri would have a heavenly feminine musk to her

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    :DDD

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start witcher 2 directly after witcher 1
    >immediately pissed they took Shani and forced Triss on me
    >have to pick between a faggy elf + Triss or a bro soldier + cute tomboy
    >go with the bro
    >tomboy ends up raped, Triss forced on you at the end anyway
    >plus I missed a dragon I guess
    I'm a Triss guy now but man TW2 is hot garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >getting butthurt over shit that happens in fiction as if it personally affects you
      Mental illness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a bad sequel and not a very good game in it's own right. 1 and 3 are good for different reasons, but 2 is trash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I entered this thread to call out your projection

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, it's not projection if it's something you can clearly see him doing in his post.
          It's like saying I'm projecting for saying OP is lusting after Ves.
          Don't be retarded.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will forever seethe that Shani wasn't an actual option in W3.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad because I figured she just gets passed around the men in the company as a fuckdoll, but we see Roche reprimand her for her attire, and she even gets mad at Roche saying he's not "her father and can't tell her how to dress."

    Women aren't treated kindly in the world of Witcher 3, well, at least a lot of them aren't. The nobility is treated more kindly I suppose, but that makes sense. Frankly the Witcher universe paints most women as whores who are horny 24/7 and will jump in bed with anyone. Peasants don't have any money or entertainment, so sex is really the only thing going for them. Everyone is horny even the nobility, it's like all they think about is sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's sad because I figured she just gets passed around the men in the company
      Nah, Roche definitely protected her from that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I figured Roche saw her kind of as a daughter, kind of don't want to believe he and Vas were banging each other. Roche was too autistic and committed to his duty to probably have an interest in fooling around.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ya, I felt that same dynamic between them. He seemed quite protective while she was playing the stereotypical rebellious daughter. I doubt they did anything untoward considering that relationship. And he'd probably lynch any man in his company that tried to fool around with her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I figured Roche saw her kind of as a daughter, kind of don't want to believe he and Vas were banging each other. Roche was too autistic and committed to his duty to probably have an interest in fooling around.

        Roche didn't even know that Ves got rape until the Henselt outright tell him in front of his face that she squeaked like an un-oiled hinge. He way to focus on his brothers in arm being dead.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come geralt gets to fuck trish and ciri? yennefer doesn't count since she's a disgusting hunchback uggo but pretty much all other women he fucked are hot
    it's not fair man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Shani and Keira and that woman on Skellige and Syanna...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she a cutie.

      sorry, anon. they had to focus dev time on quests like the one about washing a dirty pan

      no anon. you need to decide whether should you let go of some old fart that stole a magical testicles which enhanced his sex drive and capabilities NTRing a man with his wife or not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yennefer is an insufferable cunt.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How so, honestly? Geralt and Yen just word fight each other for a long time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How so
            Did we play the same game? Also there's nothing wrong with banter but she never fucking turns it off. I can't imagine how exhausting a relationship with someone who is incapable of having a normal conversation would be.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She under tense for the most of it. Behind the emperor's lapdog, dealing with her Lounge sister, Uma, Ciri being in danger, the Djinn curse, and being around Geralt does that. When everything dies down and she laze around the orchard, she just chill and like not worrying about anything anymore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're under my nutsack, licking my balls, gay. How about them apples?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She under tense
                ESL detected.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are plenty of characters under constant pressure in the series that aren't 24/7 massive cunts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the characters you meet were angry/cunt. That basically Witcher 2 in a nutshell.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >other characters are cunts so that makes her better
                lol, no.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've always thought Yennefer was the canon romance option for two main reasons:
              1. Book reasons
              2. She actually seems to keep Geralt interested/engaged and is unironically a strong, indepedent woman, whereas Triss comes across as a needy teenaged girl (which isn't that far from the truth, really). He seems to enjoy the banter, even if it is annoying to the player. Yennefer is far from the best witcher woman, but between her and Triss, I think she's clearly the better choice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no canon romance you fucking retard. If there was you wouldn't have a choice in the first place.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, you really misunderstood the meaning there. Also, calm down. It'll be okay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yen is the book canon romance i.e. taking their non-game history into account and treating the first two games as an amnesia-fueled break
                Triss is the game canon romance i.e. acknowledging the previous history between him and Yen but treating the first two games as a fresh start away from his past

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Respectable take

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true Ciri was a robber and murderer that was beaten by a mercenary?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is the non-canon book version of ciri, the witcher 3 version of ciri is the DEFINITIVE ciri

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lose her virginity in the book
        >didn't lose her virginity in the game
        Who do I believe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          witcher 3 ciri acts cute and pure rather than a jaded heartless roastie who has lost her innocence, it's a fact, witcher 3 ciri acts nothing like book ciri

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when shes in the stable with skjall

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >easily one of Geralt bros
    >end up being a Grandmaster because of this
    >Radovid "promise" him and his men land and all the benefits if they side with him
    >Radovid just use them as cannon fodder, took the most extreme to add to his witch hunter group, and banish the rest
    >implied he might have died because of this
    One more reason to have Radovid killed.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL SORCERER DEATH

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished the main game and loved it(for the storytelling mostly)
    However, one thing bugged me
    > quick, Ciri is in danger we have to find her!! ...but first let me spend the equivalent of weeks doing every feasible quest that shows up. If you wanna RP as Gerald you had to skip most of tge side quests for it to make sense. Needed a better central motivation with less urgency

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean almost any RPG has that issue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some can strike a good balance between urgency to move forward and freedom to explore. Exemple FNV

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but in 99% of RPG you're spending time to collect some shit or helping some rando to find his family dildo while world is literally burning around you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are those 99%? Because most of the ones I've played at least TRY to have some consistency. Yeah you got the blight in DAO but the meandering from faction to faction is narratively coherent

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What are those 99%?
              Basically every game from these companies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only ME3 is comparable. Like I said for DAO, they try to strike a balance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TES as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, ya, that's a common gripe with the story's pacing. Requires a little suspension of disbelief. Rushing the main quest and then going back to do the unrelated sidequests would probably be the most immersive, but I think some of those side quests are linked to the main story anyway, so it's not entirely possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's open world games, it was always like this .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean almost any RPG has that issue.

      Lol, ya, that's a common gripe with the story's pacing. Requires a little suspension of disbelief. Rushing the main quest and then going back to do the unrelated sidequests would probably be the most immersive, but I think some of those side quests are linked to the main story anyway, so it's not entirely possible.

      That's open world games, it was always like this .

      That is ludonarrative dissonance. Most games have it but some less than others.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ludonarrative dissonance
        Neat, learned a new term (won't remember it in a week though).

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every chick in this game looks so fucking greasy.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Iris

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't lewd the dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't fix her bro

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, It's Queen Meve, ruler of Lyria and Rivia.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Duchess Anna Henrietta.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is a bitch though

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nilfgaardian women

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the RTX patch is out innit? isn't that for everyone who already purchased it? and it is worth redownloading?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dunno

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE ALL HAD HER

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >And it broke the mods if you were into that sorta thing.
    is this legit? what the fuck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope, ignore that. Mistook this for another thread.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite OST from the games?
    For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt5Mxm7BPhM

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iorveths path was clearly the main path the devs wanted you to pick and Roche's path was an afterthought and they fucking retconned Witcher 2 to disappread Iorveth from existence and nothing mattered becuase lmao Saskia fucked off anyway and Nilfgaard steamrolled the place regardless
    This is the real reason to hate Witcher 3

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