Y'ALL.
Volition has done the unthinkable. KEVIN trailer is out and it's looking pretty banger.
I wish I could see the looks on the faces of all of the morons who've been doomposting nonstop for the last 5 months
>b-but they don't have the budget to add Kevin!
>Kevin would take up too much development time!
>they won't add Kevin, he doesn't match the artistic direction of the game!
>the reboot is too casualized to include Kevin!
>the game has to be playable on PS5-level hardware, Kevin would be too intensive for this consolebabby garbage!
>everyone who thinks they'll add Kevin is just coping!
ANTI-KEVIN gayS ABSOLUTELY IRREPARABLY BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY
HUZZAH, Y'ALL.
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Looks shit.
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FPBP
Based and redpilled
Looks piss.
FPWP
Cringe and bluepilled.
FPBP
Volition is full of gays and troonys who only know how to pander for an esg score. I look forward to beating up people in real life who admit to purchasing this trash
It's going to be one of those things where the media will love it, because they see themselves in the characters and to them it will be the ultimate power fantasy.
But the public review score is going to be trash because unless you're some pampered upper middle class commie LARPer you're going to think the characters are utter twats.
awesomesauce on a stick, huzzah!
Destroy All Humans 2 releases on Steam this month instead of taking Timbucks so clearly THQN has more faith in it.
Is this the most "meh" game in recent history?
y'all really are such negative haters.
Shut your brain off and just have some fun!
That's right, turn your brain off. Zoomers have done it, why haven't you?
no thats elden ring
no that was randy putchford badass games
I wanna rob Banks, not hate all the self-righteous millennials I'm forced to interact with.
Who the frick is Kevin
this, but I think thats the theoretical marketing gimmick in this shill post. its supposed to make you watch the trailer to get mad about how you don't give a shit.
This is the best Official Kevin Trailer I’ve seen in years.
nice
>fake numbers
yikes
wow a lot of idiots mass dislike a ign trailer so impotent and why is ign the only ones to get this many dislikes on saints row shit
Not him, but just because I'm only subcribed to IGN and watched only their video. The game looks and sounds shit, so thought it deserves a dislike.
I'm surprised how often I see a large number of dislikes on newer videos
I didn't know that many people had the extension installed
it uses an algorithm. i don't remember the details, but basically it's percentage based, based on google's API that let you see likes to dislikes. so it's not 100% accurate, but it gives insight into what the real numbers would closely resemble.
so if a video had like 100 dislikes it would show more dislikes?
I swear it is exactly shit like this that makes me miss Vogel.
Oh hey, nice, good news.
yeah dude youtube dislikes translate to video game sales worked for cod right
I do not know. I try to make it a sport to avoid CoD as much as I can. You tell me. How does an annual franchise that has somehow lifted itself up to FOTY status stack up to a reboot of a franchise that somehow tries to swear it is not Agents of Mayhem but with Millenial Frickboys named Kevin?
gatgays btfo. kevin is here and he's kicking the old saints in the ASS. if you don't believe me you're either a moron or a Black person
HUZZAH
Day one edition? More like day 400 pirate when that b***h releases a crack next year, am i rite guys hehe.
>implying i'll even bother pirating this shit
I wouldn't pirate this shit even if you paid me to do it
I still don't get what's the point of acting like a poorly disguised marketer.
Who is the target audience? I swear to God the only reason I remember this shit exists is because of these threads, i have not seen a single person outside of this site talk about it.
Nobody
>Who is the target audience?
nobody. the game's already paid for by tim. imagine working at volition and just throwing paper airplanes around the office all day doing nothing.
>Who is the target audience?
The developers themselves. Epic Games already paid them enough to not worry about appealing to ANY audience
>zoomer johnny gat
seriously why make a direct analog so insanely inferior, at least try to do something different
Why do you guys keep making these post? You aren't fooling anyone
Marketing department is desperately trying to build hype via paid shilling.
Holy SHIT! THEY GOT KEVIN UP IN THIS b***h! WOW!!!!!! ANTI-NUSAINTS ROW gayS BTFO!
This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!
lol are people reposting the shill pasta's ironically now?
>have a prosthetic fetish
>don't even want to play this game for that
And it's entirely cosmetic, lame.
>went from good characters like johnny gat and shaundi and price to this
what the frick were they thinking with this shitty reboot
>Watched GTA ONLINE print money for 10 years
>Doesn't even try to compete, instead uses the same engine, code, and gameplay mechanics from 10 years ago
>Effeminate cast that no one asked for
Who the hell is in charge of decisions at Volition, do they actually give a frick about these games?
It's pretty hilarious that they're reusing animations from 11 years ago. Like damn, even if you want the same movements, at least remake it so I don't feel like I'm playing Saints Row 3
>They have to explain who the characters are in trailers because they forgot to do any of that in game.
Kek DOA
>Saints Row - Official Kevin Trailer
Holy shit, holy fricking SHIT bros! They added Kevin! I wish I could see the looks on the faces of all of the morons who've been doomposting nonstop for the last 5 months
>b-but they don't have the budget to add Kevin!
>Kevin would take up too much development time!
>they won't add Kevin, he doesn't match the artistic direction of the game!
>the reboot is too casualized to include Kevin!
>the game has to be playable on PS5-level hardware, Kevin would be too intensive for this consolebabby garbage!
>everyone who thinks they'll add Kevin is just coping!
ANTI-KEVIN gayS ABSOLUTELY IRREPARABLY BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY
Kek I was one of those doomposters, I'm sorry I just thought Kevin would take up too much install space on my HDD
Really though what was the point of the trailer? How is a trailer dedicated to a new character that nobody is invested in supposed to generate sales?
I'd understand a Johnny Gat trailer but this makes no sense to me.
I think it's because they know the new characters are disliked and they're really hoping to win some people over or the marketing department is just phoning it in because they don't have much to work with content wise. From the gameplay videos at the very beginning it seems the main group already knows each other and has in jokes and such which is kind of bad writing for a reboot. They didn't even have stylized character intros
Marketing interns straight out of college are about as out of touch as your grandma
idk what kevin is but i'll play this shit like i played all other sr games, make bawd looking prostitute and frick around mindlessly
why are u shilling saint rows here volition? literal u have twitter to buy you shitty characters, we are not you public
what?
someone post part 2
everytime they make this thread just post cp and spam Black person
>No amazing customization post
Fake shill is fake
It'll at least have the good voices for the MC right?
So far we got
>Beta miles morales voice
>beta mexican miles morales voice
>wienery white nerd guy that says "GG" everytime you switch weapons voice
>Strong naggy mother female voice
>Mexican hoodrat female voice
posting cp
I ain't clicking these.
Don't bro for real. It's fricked up that he even has that shit saved.
MOOOOOODS
>iT's Le WoKe
shut the frick up, saints row is back baby and better than ever
has she shown her butthole yet? at this point she should really go the belle delphine route and just do full blown porn. she's got more money than she'll ever need already
She doesn't have to really try anymore. Doing actual porn would be actual effort and then that stuff would be out on the internet forever. She just keep making a grand an hour playing just dance in her bedroom.
she just recently did "hardcore penetration" which apparently in her world means someone holding a flesh coloured dildo off screen and pushing it against her tummy (?) it was fricking weird, she knows her flocks of underage coomers will go for anything she puts out though
shut the frick up. You don't see that kind of woman in the game or in any of the trailers at all.
I'm 100% certain they asked her to dress more conservatively before she refused on the basis that 100% of her viewership comes to gawk at her bare flesh
why would they when you can have a bikini and thing in the game
I ain't tried the character creation demo, but didn't they remove the boob slider?
No it's still there, but the biggest boobs you can have look below average at best
Ah, so it goes from 'troony' to 'training bra'
I miss the days where you could see them swinging back and forth from behind
no they didnt you just cant make them over the top big like in saints row 3 you can even go topless nude in the game but you will never see that talked about here only crying about student loans and rent
what am i supposed to be mad about again am i supposed to be offended he likes to cook and likes to do it every thread is the same bullshit over and over again
Thanks to these threads I'm replaying SR2 again
Keep it up shillbros
wow...that's fricking hot. Would nutting to this put me in jail?
Only if you do it in public.
That's just sinful.
bro frick you now i really want pizza but it's past midnight and i live in buttfrick nowhere so everything is fricking closed
you sick frick
>going to the CP store
Wow!
>it’s looking pretty banger
please shut up. use slang properly or don’t use it at all
can I cancel you for saying gay, obvious shill?
Pizza needs meat and vegetables. Why would anyone want cheese on bread when it can be so much more?
You can always tell when a character is written by someone who has never lived that certain type of lifestyle
you think the when they made saints row 1 they where gang bangers are you moronic?
>The first mission of Saints Row is you getting jumped into the gang
>All that obscure ass gangster rap in the soundtrack
Somebody on the dev team was plugged in
I'm not talking about gangbanging, I'm talking about an introvert writing what they think an extrovert is like. This character doesn't feel organic at all.
Kevin is the video game equivalent of the chad meme.
Yeah, i get what you mean anon
lmao what a moronic post
Didn't know a new SR was in the making. Is the story about goin from 0 to the biggest gang in town or is it mr.President saving the day?
It's a reboot that looks like Fortnite
i think you might be moronic
No one likes your game Jim
nice non argument jackass
Go work on your diet Jim
It's literally about College kids trying to get enough money to pay off their student debt.
you think the hole game will be this dumbass
Different guy but yeah, think about it. RDR 2 was all about "WE NEED TO GET MORE MONEY ARTHUR FOR THE PLAAAAN" and in that game they never even told you the plan or how much you'd need. They can milk the whole poor college kid thing for 20 hours easy.
>Side missions are part time jobs
>"UGH MUH RENT!"
>"Guys let's pull off a frick huge attack on this other gang for money"
>gang war
>"Guys we still need more money thuogh!"
>More gang war
Yeah dud they're really going to do this shit the whole game, if you're expecting some real 5 deep 4 u shit to happen or the story to switch gears into some really serious shit that's more than money you're about to disappointed.
>Side missions are part time jobs
what in the frick are you even talking ahout
>"UGH MUH RENT!"
wow 1 mission talking about rent i am throwing up blood
>"Guys let's pull off a frick huge attack on this other gang for money"
waht did you think the reword for everything in the older saints row games was
>gang war
ok and?
>"Guys we still need more money thuogh!"
>More gang war
what in the frick are you talking about
I'll slow it down for you.
>Side missions are part time jobs
If you played any SR game that I'm sure you're familiar with the respect system. You had to have at least 1 Level to start the main missions.
>The point of this statement
They can weave the whole "Broke college kid" thing into the actual side missions or hell story missions. "Hey guys I got a part time job at freckle b***hes" and then it's just a minigame of waiting tables or delivering pizzas.
>"UGH MUH RENT!"
They're not gonna mention that once it's gonna be main driving beat of the story "Get money"
>"Guys let's pull off a frick huge attack on this other gang for money"
>The point of this statement
I was saying they can make this part of the "Oh frick we need money shit" to drag out the story
Either you like wasting time or you're seriously dense if you're still confused you're on your own.
in other videos they show they still have the respect system dumbass and why are you trying to make it seem like making money in this game a bad thing and why do you keep trying to make it seem like the college shit will be in everything in this game what the frick is wrong with you people is this just some crazy shitposting
Jesus christ you're fricking dumb. You missed the entire point and just seem to want to argue for no reason. You must be the average fan of this series lmao
Not even going to give this a hate-view. Advertising is against the rules.
Ironic shill post are still shill post.
ayo this finna be the freshest game this whole year no cap fr fr
yall's them haters just tryna ruin our vibe yo
I know this is an ironic shitposting thread but still... too far.
>"Teaser"
They still think people are actually excited for this game, let alone some bootleg gay version of Johnny Gat
This game looks so boring. What does this game even do differently than saints row 3? It even has the same graphics. Whoa it has a wing suit? Who cares?
It doesn’t even look on the same level technically as GTAV which came out almost 10 years ago.
I am so tired of these bare minimum bullshit Fisher-Price games. No risk. No passion. Completely soulless.. frick these people.
>It even has the same graphics
if you think the games look the same you are blind as frick
>slightly better lighting
Wow okay
World still looks cookie cutter boring and shitty. They haven’t even attempted to make an interesting world to explore.
A lot of shills in this thread
>95 replies with 55 ips
He's desperate.
it'll have a shit driving camera and probably a braindead tutorial that feels like it lasts a decade which means I'll uninstall within 20 minutes
Hey this is Kevin and his personality is based on not having a shirt. Can't wait for the next character who has a penchant for saying swear words! What a diverse cast.
so I have to filter out "saint's row" now? what the frick, I hope this shill at least play you, jannies
>Someone got paid to write this dialogue
the game has no no words you cant play the game?
Poor form, samegay. No one is buying your game.
you dont know what a same gay is do you
100% cringe
lol
lmao
wow some morons mass dislike a video wow you show them
>wow some morons mass dislike a video wow you show them
ok go dislike this video most people cant see again
I will, don't you worry
at this point threads is just filled with shitposting and nothing new
I mean, what else did you expect? The game looks like crap in every aspect, doubt anyone on the fricking planet would even dare to have an actual discussion about it
nobody is giving me an actual reason to be mad about this game all i see so far is homosexuals getting mad a dude likes to cook and 1 line in a cutscene about student loans
Why do you have to be MAD about the game? I think everyone who is over 30 and played the other games just recognize how corny and dated it already looks.
It looks like shit 🙂
Nobody is mad at the game moron.
seeing as you homosexuals are crying your eyes out about a character saying student loans
Nice strawman. You can call shit shit without getting emotional over it.
I don't know why you're getting so emotional over people calling the game shit. Actually I do know but if I say why you'll just deny it.
no homosexual thats all you homosexuals have been doing is crying about student loans one jackass crying about rent and one jackass going batshit about no no words words in the game
MK animations are terrible and the series sucks lmao
Nobody mad? Who’s mad? We are laughing, and so is everyone else. You wish people were mad so you could justify the bad feedback.
Does it have to be so cringey? "Less shirt, more power"? Pearce really liked classical music but he wasn't a cringelord about it. And he wore a fricking shirt.
so one like is making you cry piss and shit yourself?
why bring mario kart up out of nowhere are you ok
>so one like is making you cry piss and shit yourself?
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.
These new characters are bad. The characters in the other games were good.
So every negative post is making you cry piss and shit yourself?
well you kiddos seem to be getting mad about it
>he's still going
This is really getting to you isn't it?
Oh, "one line."
These characters are bad. They don't fit in this setting. They feel like they were designed by a committee. All the dialogue we've heard so far has been cringe. They are designed to be likeable to the point that they don't even seem to have flaws.
Why doesn't Kevin wear a shirt? That's stupid. He's part of a biker gang who wears kawaii cyberpunk helmets. Steve Urkle wants to run the gang like a start up and uses investment jargon?
This shit is indefensible.
i dont know but i am going play a girl topless so i can see her boobs
Oh it's a gender fluid game anon
You are no longer allowed to spam your shit-edited soijaks.
>You are no longer allowed to spam your shHHHHNNNGGH ACK
How the frick is this spamming fricking shithead not rangebanned yet?
So now that we know this will flop as their last game did, what's in store for the remains of Volition? Is this pozzed up husk going to be sold to MS or something to pump out support on major titles for the rest of time?
I watched the trailer three times because I'm addicted to cringe. Seriously it looks like Mass Effect Andromeda set in the modern day.
You can look up literally anything about the reboot and cringe. It's like Volition is doing it on purpose. Every trailer is worse than the last.
There's one that shows them talking for 2 minutes about a waffle maker while that Kevin gay cooks a casserole. The Boss comes in during the cringey conversation and starts talking about student loans.
Oh God I can't fricking wait, seriously. I don't even intend to pirate this game, I just want to see how bad it's going to get
Here. I got a thing for cringe too. But frick it hurts being a fan of the old games.
>IP doesn't increase
Case in point.
Hey shillgay, don't you have a hobby? Advertising here is bad you know
lmao this game looks absolutely trash
SR4 underperformed, then that other game they made completely flopped, now this game is going to completely flop. looks like the writers had better start applying for mcdonalds
Do you ever think they read comments like this and hate their life? Imagine working 100 hours a week on some shit show nobody wants to play. Imagine being gaslit by your company that this is the new cool thing for the kiddos.
At that point I'm willing to bet they just see it like any other paycheck, "who cares i got paid"
>SR4 underperformed
when it did more than saints row 2 and 3 ok
wow you are going to shill your video again homosexual ?
Entire game is a bunch of generic, swarthy shit skins because ~~*diversity*~~. I'm sure it'll fly off the fricking shelves on release day lmao
it'll probably get an okay number of sales because of name branding alone but I could see this being the second to last saints game
Yeah it's terrible, but keep in mind all of the talent at Volition left after SR3 released including the two founders. The reason SR4 was basically just a DLC for 3 is that they had to use all of the SR3 assets to put something out to prove the studio wasn't completely worthless when they were acquired post THQ. This team will definitely never capture any magic present in the first two games.
I actually didn't know any of that but it now makes a ton of sense
Does anyone have the screenshot of that smug, self satisfied PR moron on twitter claiming the negative feedback is only because "you don't know you want this yet"?
I'm reactivating my old twitter account just to throw that post back at them and laugh when this fails miserably. I love seeing arrogant fricksticks fail.
They fricking fired that PR rep. They're aware of that one.
>Y'ALL
>Y'ALL
>Y'ALL
>Y'ALL
People should stop saying that word.
They're pandering to the crowd that doesn't even play these fricking games
they're not doing it for sales. its cultural marxism/anti-white propaganda disguised as a game.
I'll bite, what's the fricking point of these threads?
All you're doing is making people NOT wanna buy this game even more.
1 guy makes a fake shill thread than other idiots come in thinking he is serious works every tame
Who even knows if it's a fake shill. Look at the actual game, these people are so completely out of touch
I'll go back but you know it's bad when the official subreddit is also shitting on the game
>the Reddit mortal kombat autist is now a diehard nuSR defender
Pottery
It's so bad there are a handful of the same people doing damage control on the youtube comments.
It's going to be a massacre, and if the devs don't see this they're blind.
I'm actually impressed they had the guts to allow comments.
Makes me wonder who the main cast are self-inserts for on the dev team
nobody talking about mortal kombat dude starts talking about mortal kombat out of nowhere why?
This is EXCELLENT! I CANNOT, literally, wait to play the New Saints Row. Is anyone else mega HYPED or just me??
I'm convinced this is all an elaborate stunt to bring back the real Saints somehow. It has to be.
Wow PS5 games look like THAT!?
>nooo there is no shill here, this is shitposting, and you are a moron for not understanding it
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/u7QakWVhMM956MDqwEcvmA/
you guys are pathetic
and if there really is any shitposting going on here, don't you realize that you are giving this game free advertising
Free advertising on a board where 95% of people pirate their games?
Ganker has a lot of traffic, and the vast majorityare lurkers. There's good reason to advertise here
Your argument boils down to there being a lot of traffic here and thereby exposure. Riiiight.
Hey here is a good idea, how about we tell Violition that it might be a good viral marketing campaign to dress up as Gat with oversized heads and go replay scenes from CHAZ/CHOP with some real footage of people riddling a car full of holes just so they know Kevin means BUISNESS!
inb4: "But the traffic on Ganker"
Shut up you tourist. Every non braindead channer knows they are just here to watch us call eachother a Black person.
BioWare probably thought that too when they unsuccessfully shilled Dragon Age 3 here.
you are ignoring what I posted, they are still advertising their game here, every day, even though their game is possibly pirateable, which I doubt because it will be on ebin store
you are correct, I will stop reply here, I hope all of you will do the same
he gets you in the threads its working
What are the odds the end twist is that the boss, male or female, was a troony the whole time?
I think the Nigerian scammer is going to be a twist villain.
frick you
release the saints row 2 patch
IT"S MORBIN TIME HOMIES!!!
All I fricking wanted was a proper Red Faction Guerilla sequel. Why is that so fricking hard?