>Samus doesn't remove her armor for high completion

>Samus doesn't remove her armor for high completion
Frick this SJW censorship garbage of a game.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero Suit Samus and the heavy focus on her was NoA-desired trash, frick off.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf America turned a worthless franchise into something that people actually care about??? I thought America was le pozzed???

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      woah there coomer

      Samus stripping for high completion is literally staple of the series and was in literally EVERY SINGLE 2D METROID since the first one.
      It was obviously censored because homosexuals b***hed about it.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You still get your ZSS for speedrunning the game, If you want a coomer game may i recommend you castle in the cloud dx on steam.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well then I will quite be pirating

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A bikini is the same as the skin-tight body suit with lame tiny taser and stupid rocket heels
        She's supposed to be a bounty hunter, not a bimbo.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's supposed to be hot and have big boobs

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't mean that, she should be in a bikini after completion, like God intended

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    woah there coomer

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM LIVID

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual is so mindbroken by porn he equates israeli hardcore gangbang porn with little sex appeal in a video game

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Little

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood the outrage. People used to mock Bioware relentlessly for shoving ass shots into Miranda's scenes. Now they rectify it and people are crying about censorship?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm mad they got to escape criticism for their frickup. You don't get to pretend it didn't happen.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrap your head around this mindfrick: those two groups are different people!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how the woke gays are taking up similar views of the Christian Republicans from the 00s

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This censorship doesn't even make sense in this timeline, the most perverse, degenerate sexually liberated people are against a little bit of ass in a video game? Wtf

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are just looking for easy gotchas to pressure, subvert and subjugate.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Google 'samus porn' for your 100% completion.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have the entire fricking internet if I want to coom to Samus. Not only that, but Samus is a sexier piece while she's still wearing the suit.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals will complain about anything

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Choosing not to do something on your own is now "censorship."
    In five years we're going to say any game where the women aren't naked 24/7 is censored.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    ???

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have to get under 4 hours in normal and hard to get this
      based mercury steam making coomers work

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam: Fine, I authorize you stripping down to the Zero suit, but no bikini and shit while all those aliens are watching. I will hear no objections on this, lady.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mother brain's snes sprite had boobs
      >artwork removes them

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        was not expecting anyone who had the hots for mother brain kek

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        you might have brain problems

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking shitposters play games
      funny anon

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game being so accessible on PC may lead into easy Zero Suit mod for the game. We'll see.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, OP

      Based Nintendo and MercurySteam.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    uh yeah, she only gets naked if you're fast.
    it's always been that way.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer shitposters have never played a metroid game before, what do you expect?

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You need to speed run in this one.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the armor doesn't come off anymore.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    so why did the mawkin keep kraid locked in the basement, and why was his hole so swollen and juicy?

    were they, drinking him?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, those weren't his juices...

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        tasty though

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus doesn’t take off her armor to reveal a Metroid corrupted human hybrid monster

    That’s the real travesty

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      getting injected with a vaccine doesn't turn you into a disfigured mutant

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus stripping was always a reward for speedrunning and the same is true in Dread. Sorry you suck at the game.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it permanently grafted to her body/armor now thanks to the X Parasite? I thought she can't get out of her suit anymore after Fusion

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That has never been the case.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. I thought it was too dangerous to remove the X so they just left it on

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you die in Fusion her suit pops off and she's fine underneath

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am being filtered by this piece of shit

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      treat it like a megaman x boss and dash around when you can

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she literally fused with her suit since fusion?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's been regenerating so it should be fine by now. She does take the suit off in some ending images in both Fusion and Dread.

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