>Samus doesn't remove her armor for high completion
Frick this SJW censorship garbage of a game.
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>Samus doesn't remove her armor for high completion
Frick this SJW censorship garbage of a game.
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Zero Suit Samus and the heavy focus on her was NoA-desired trash, frick off.
Wtf America turned a worthless franchise into something that people actually care about??? I thought America was le pozzed???
Samus stripping for high completion is literally staple of the series and was in literally EVERY SINGLE 2D METROID since the first one.
It was obviously censored because homosexuals b***hed about it.
You still get your ZSS for speedrunning the game, If you want a coomer game may i recommend you castle in the cloud dx on steam.
Well then I will quite be pirating
>A bikini is the same as the skin-tight body suit with lame tiny taser and stupid rocket heels
She's supposed to be a bounty hunter, not a bimbo.
She's supposed to be hot and have big boobs
He doesn't mean that, she should be in a bikini after completion, like God intended
woah there coomer
I AM LIVID
>homosexual is so mindbroken by porn he equates israeli hardcore gangbang porn with little sex appeal in a video game
>Little
I never understood the outrage. People used to mock Bioware relentlessly for shoving ass shots into Miranda's scenes. Now they rectify it and people are crying about censorship?
I'm mad they got to escape criticism for their frickup. You don't get to pretend it didn't happen.
Wrap your head around this mindfrick: those two groups are different people!
Funny how the woke gays are taking up similar views of the Christian Republicans from the 00s
This censorship doesn't even make sense in this timeline, the most perverse, degenerate sexually liberated people are against a little bit of ass in a video game? Wtf
They are just looking for easy gotchas to pressure, subvert and subjugate.
Google 'samus porn' for your 100% completion.
I have the entire fricking internet if I want to coom to Samus. Not only that, but Samus is a sexier piece while she's still wearing the suit.
You homosexuals will complain about anything
>Choosing not to do something on your own is now "censorship."
In five years we're going to say any game where the women aren't naked 24/7 is censored.
???
>have to get under 4 hours in normal and hard to get this
based mercury steam making coomers work
>Adam: Fine, I authorize you stripping down to the Zero suit, but no bikini and shit while all those aliens are watching. I will hear no objections on this, lady.
>mother brain's snes sprite had boobs
>artwork removes them
was not expecting anyone who had the hots for mother brain kek
you might have brain problems
>thinking shitposters play games
funny anon
Game being so accessible on PC may lead into easy Zero Suit mod for the game. We'll see.
Shut the frick up, OP
Based Nintendo and MercurySteam.
uh yeah, she only gets naked if you're fast.
it's always been that way.
zoomer shitposters have never played a metroid game before, what do you expect?
You need to speed run in this one.
Because the armor doesn't come off anymore.
so why did the mawkin keep kraid locked in the basement, and why was his hole so swollen and juicy?
were they, drinking him?
anon, those weren't his juices...
tasty though
>Samus doesn’t take off her armor to reveal a Metroid corrupted human hybrid monster
That’s the real travesty
getting injected with a vaccine doesn't turn you into a disfigured mutant
>implying
Samus stripping was always a reward for speedrunning and the same is true in Dread. Sorry you suck at the game.
have a nice day.
Isn't it permanently grafted to her body/armor now thanks to the X Parasite? I thought she can't get out of her suit anymore after Fusion
That has never been the case.
Interesting. I thought it was too dangerous to remove the X so they just left it on
If you die in Fusion her suit pops off and she's fine underneath
I am being filtered by this piece of shit
treat it like a megaman x boss and dash around when you can
Isn't she literally fused with her suit since fusion?
It's been regenerating so it should be fine by now. She does take the suit off in some ending images in both Fusion and Dread.