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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the demo just wasn't very good sadly, so I didn't have high hopes for this one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The demo didn't even show anything. No city, no story quest, nothing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >city
        Why would there be a city in sand land?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You start outside a city in the demo

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    toriyama's legacy in ruins

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Toyo will fix this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Toyoo Ashida is already dead, too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they can't all be bangers

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It looked really dull from the first moment they showed it. I like the toriyama vehicle porn, though. Bandai namco anime games are guaranteed to be terrible, it's unfortunate.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This opinion is mine as well. After looking at their track record on games, I knew they couldn't do those vehicles justice.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    About what I expected. Shame, because it looks really nice.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >72 means “it sucks”
    >caring what journos think in the first place

    I’m glad I don’t have this outlook. I’m looking forward to it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >72 means “it sucks”
      Correct. That's a low score.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mmhmm. And this is a high score so it must be good.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        someone should just torrent the game and try it for real

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a shit what game journalists think, most of them don't even like videogames and can't get past the first level/ tutorial level. If a game is too hard (for them) they just get mad and give is low reviews like God Hand.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Game journalists are professionals, you should trust them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *blocks your path*

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          SAVE ME BIRD-SAMA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Hell, when the game was first announced I planned on playing it regardless if it reviewed well or not.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Played the demo and didn't know what the frick to do.
    I drove around and found some caves and a ruin.
    Didn't have the parts to fix some radio tower even after looting said caves and ruins, so I don't know if it would have updated the map or something.

    The fighting system is very basic, but having different vehicles is really cool.
    The creative design is awesome, but it's painfully obvious that it's their main selling point.
    Ignore the basic as frick gameplay and empty map with generic shit because le hecking wholesome Toriyama (RIP!!!) designed the characters and items.

    Maybe the main game isn't shit and actually has direction.
    Seems like something I will buy in some years for 20 bucks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Maybe the bosses get harder later and it becomes important to strategize all the vehicles to win so it becomes more fun and the story gives you some actual goals and direction. It could end up being good, but the demo was bland.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This single screenshot killed my interest. It's a sure sign there's going to be fricking forced stealth sections

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All the trailers I've seen of it looked like a 7/10 game so I'm not surprised.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nooo Noooo Noooooooo

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It probably sucks. But 7/10 is a pretty good score for a cash grab game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cashgrab
      Even DB fans haven't read SL and not many people are watching the anime, not really sure how you arrived at the cashgrab point

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What is the proper category for this companion product slop? It's certainly not a passion project.

        This single screenshot killed my interest. It's a sure sign there's going to be fricking forced stealth sections

        >Stealth
        >you don't play as thie

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Tie-in

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What is the proper category for this companion product slop?
          Advertisement for the manga

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized something, with Toriyama's death a remake of Chrono Trigger is impossible and also Dragon Quest is now in jeopardy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Chrono Trigger and Dragon Quest both have a distinct art direction that others can follow in the future, and Dragon Quest will only be in danger when Horii is gone.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the last work of one of the most influential man in history who build the childhood of millions of people across the globe

    >critics review bomb it

    Those journalists should have given it at least an 80 out of respect for Toriyama-sensei's legacy.

    They should be hanged for this disrespect.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no, they should be honest about it. I pre-ordered this a while ago knowing full well it was going to be mid. I like the manga and I'm interested in how they did it. I will refund it if I catch and localization shenanigans before the refund window is up though.

      You're either going to tolerate the generic open-world slop or you aren't. I like these games so I'll probably like it. Might not be good for the general public though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure his last work is either DB Daima or the Black Freeza storyline depending on which one he wrote last. Sand Land is pretty old.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >73 of 100 is bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >73 of 100 is bad
      Yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      remember Ganker logic
      anything below 95 is shit and anything above 95 is paid
      when in reality it the more you pay the higher the rating

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you dumb motherfricker.

      In competent schools, a 73 is a failing grade even.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        for you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In America, 89 is a failing grade, but the requirements are so dumbed down that even the biggest moron gorilla Black folk pass with flying colors.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >In America, 89 is a failing grade
          I think you mean China.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it decent as a JRPG focused on vehicular combat? I like both of those genres separately and the promise of uniting them is interesting.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Bamco anime adaptation. What did you expect?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    demo was ass. worse than the mad max game from ages ago and even that was very average.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They just hate it because of the designs! libtards btfo!

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't watched a single second of video of this or seen a screenshot but i'll say that if the gameplay isn't just like Jak 3's dune buggy sections the game sucks

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    but is the anime good? was just thinking about watching ep 1 of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why don't you just fricking watch it and form your own opinion.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The part adapted from the manga is about as good as OG dragonball. But that's about 7 episodes. I stopped there because the anime original part is based on some intern's OCs, so i don't care about it.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >7/10
    >No mention of what's wrong with the game
    Let me guess, it's gonna be secret kino everyone says is a sleeper hit in 5 years, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you just drive around giant empty maps and shoot at braindead enemies with a peashooter on your vehicle. its boring.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same as Mad Max. And people liked it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i didn't like that and i don't like this.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            maybe you're just gay?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              maybe you eat shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds kino.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me that Sandland is basically "Not Steambot Chronicles"
    I'll buy it when Bamco discounts if for half off in 3 months if this is the case.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its another open world game with empty maps. people have empty open world fatigue.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That didn't answer my question. At all.
        And I don't care what other people are fatigued of. I just want something that's similar to Steambot Chronicles.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          is steambot chronicles a boring open world game?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's more of a sandbox game that places emphasis on customizable robot parts and "unique" controls

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait to play this alongside my Beelzebros.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn you Ilca

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >SCORR ROWER DEN 95????
    >RIFE OVAAA!!!!!! *commits ritual suicide*

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hoped for better. Maybe in a sale for 20 bucks then.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's only three reviews up and I haven't even heard of the other two sites

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >72
    Sad but the game looks like it's shit, won't bother then

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do they talk constantly like they did in demo? That was annoying.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >around princess peach level
    not bad, might have a look

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