>sex appeal sells according to?

>sex appeal sells according to Ganker
>EA hired porn stars for Red Alert 3 made the game full of coom
>game flops killed the franchise

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want non-porn stars in my lewd game. Otherwise you're basically offering me an inferior version of a product I already for free

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex sells.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf was EA thinking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if instead of pornstars they hired just women with big natural breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forbidden because that's what actual men like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god i love big veiny natural breasts.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Red Alert 3, it was over-the-top.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But that game was pure kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ludo kino

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sex appeal sells according to Ganker

    According to Ganker? You are a fricking idiot zoomer.

    >The Onset of Sex in Sales
    The use of sexual imagery in advertisements has a long history stretching all the way to 1885. It began with Pearl, a cigarette manufacturer. The company included erotic images in its packaging. It was showcasing the most esteemed female stars at the time.

    You honestly think Ganker fricking creates everything?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she made porn.
    Also RA3 wasn't too bad, I'm pretty sure C&C4 killed the franchise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can find topless pics tho

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >look up red alert
    >it's a real time strategy game
    Well there's your problem right there. The genre is nearly impossible to sell.

    As for the actress, who the frick is she? She doesn't even have a wikipedia. She's a nobody porn star. And besides, she's doing the safe horny glamour magazine style poses that appeal to boomers. She's not doing the modern style poses that appeal to us degenerates who grew up with internet porn.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically just play mental omega

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In what world did RA3 flop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wheres RA4? exactly. EA will continue to milk something unril its no longer making money.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        EA wanted to make console games to cash in on the booming 7th gen. RTS are basically unplayable on console.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The problem isn't as much any lack of sales as much as it is publishers trying to pursue only the shit that makes the most money. After Dead Space 2 made the same amount of revenue as Dead Space 1 despite the budget they decided to interfere a lot more with Dead Space 3 and then that game flopped and they closed the studio in charge. EA is really bad in regards to this, other perfectly fine franchises were fricked over and then the studios were closed and the employees sometimes redistributed to the studios in charge of developing cash cows.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      does it have 1,000,000 concurrent players on steam? Then it flopped

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Command and Conquer 4 killed the franchise
    >Command and Conquer 4 had no porn stars and no coom
    What did OP mean by this?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she was a qt

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3dpd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most videogame models are all scanned from 3dpd anyway. like Eve

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta have good game and good girls moron

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it didn't flop, and it was rts sunset time

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good bless that one Cameron from House fan that wanted Jennifer Morrison in C&C 3

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hire shitty porn stars
    >game flops
    hmm i wonder why

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game flops killed the franchise
    shouldn't have added the gayest copy protection known to men

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You keep Red Alert 3 out of your filthy self-fellating mouth, that game was a treasure despite EA being EA

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a porn star, she's a model/actress.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shes not a pornstar shes a only fans model

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FMV was the only good part about RA3.

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