so true
so true
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so true
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>fondling big tits
vs
>Milking two cocks at the same time
Fippy bippy
He's pretty much the face of consolefags right now: middle aged, bald, wshed out, out-of-touch boomer who still thinks he's hip and cool with the kids while there's a cop watching him for obvious reasons.
Seething PCfag
Bimmy is an Applefag
The average coomer's brain. Sad
Haven't watched porn in almost a decade, you chud fags.
Seethe, dilate and cope.
Yet titties and penises were the first thing that came to your mind when seeing a picture of a balding man. Are you gay?
Sex is based, sex analogies are high T
I see, it's okay if you find balding men arousing.
Someone found your mother enough to put a fucked up ugly baby inside her so yeah you should be worshipping at my feet little man
woah there pal, I'm okay with you being LGBT, so why did you bring my dead mother into this?
Your dad held his nose to fuck her and make you, that was the point illiterate tard
That's a bit harsh don't you think? I've been nothing but supportive.
You're right I'm sorry dawg
No, first pic reminded me of my hands when I fondle my wife's big tits.
I wanted to only write that at first, but then I thought "fuck console fags" and wrote the second part as insulting as I could get without ruining the first statement.
You gays are so insufferable. Can't crack a joke anymore. Fuck you.
Your train of thought makes sense. I just wish you would have shared a pic of your wife's big tits for context. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
>coomer analogy
God, PC gamers really are just degenerates
You’ve fondled real tits, right anon?
Put me in the screen cap
Perfect.
More like
>spreading apart a man’s ass
vs
>milking some giant tits
Thats how you milk cows udders which is coincidentally very similar to jerking dudes off
Milking a cow or a goat takes real skill.
What you do is you trap the milk in the cow's teat with your index finger and thumb. Then you squeeze the rest of the teat from top to bottom with a slight downwards motion to push the milk out.
Now let the teat fill up again by stopping the squeeze. And repeat until you have like 15-30 liters of milk.
Jerking myself off is much easier, fucking rub the dick back and forth.
Anons and their crazy funny analogies
This
If you play games with a gamepad, you are in fact being trained to jerk two men off at once.
OP BTFO
moron
god i miss white civilization
OP annihilated, fp truly bp.
Fockin' impressive work lad. Were done with this topic.
whos that again?
angry vydia game girl nerd
I can fix her
SHE'S 6'6?! THAT'S TALL AS FUCK!
>had a shit fit in sped ed because an adult said dick and balls
If you agree with him, you agree with a literal retard
Mike is a literal retard?
He played the games in all the avgn episodes. James is the real tard
BALLS ON THE DICK
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO TRY TO MAKE HIS FOLLICLES LAST
I've never heard PCfags respond to this without sounding mad.
Probably because you have hydrocephaly
I'm not a programmer, I don't work with a keyboard, both are leisure to me.
What a loser
He's a tattooed, bald manlet
Opinion discarded
he isn't a manlet, he's 5'9
Dude...
average isn't manlet, he isn't tall either of course.
I've played games on a keyboard before. It was fun.
Ok we posting ecelebs? Now lets see what someone with an ounce of authority has to say about gamepads.
glad I clicked this thread, I love hearing Carmack being a hard nerd with no consideration for normalfags.
avgn is famouser than carmack
>famouser
Meta was such a blight on VR
bless you anon
Did you pay even a little bit of attention to the context of what he was saying or did you just see a guy people generally respect say something about good mice being more responsive for camera movements than controllers and decide to post it?
gyro on a controller has the same kind of correlated input that a mouse does so this isn't exactly a dig against controllers, but analog-only input for aiming
>gyro on a controller has the same kind of correlated input that a mouse does
lol no it doesn't, post gameplay of some FPS with you using a gamepad's gyro to aim
not me but here you go gay
Gyro isn't as good as a mouse, but that's not what I'm arguing. The kind of mapping from user movement to correlated input is the same as a mouse and it closes the gap well enough that crutches like aim assist aren't necessary for controller users to compete with M&KB users.
Mouse and keyboard is only good for city building, RTS and management/sim games. I prefer controller for almost everything else
Mouse is great, it's the keyboard part I just don't like for gaming
Same, but throw FPS in there too. I also prefer kb+m for Bethesda Games.
And Max Payne. That game is all about dive, slowmo, get as many headshots as possible until it's over. Mouse aim is perfect for that. I prefer any other TPS on controller, but Max Payne on kb+m is bliss.
holy shit
and he's always wearing a cap or something to hide it
He should own it
he may look the part but he isn't a numale
except for that one time his wife made out with a moron on camera, but that doesn't count
huh? source?
>source?
his movie
>his movie
bullshit
That and two videogames.
Eat shit advertiser
I mean yeah. Mouse and keyboard just isn't as comfy as kicking back with a controller. I only ever use mouse and keyboard for competitive fps and MMOs
The dude is a collection of hard midwit takes and I've never understood why anyone values his opinion on anything.
>t. fag who played pretty much exclusively consoles for most of his life and doesn't give a shit if a game asks him to use a controller or KBM
This is my dick --> 8====D ~~ O8 <-- This is your mouth
Actually funny post today. Keep it up.
Has he found TIME yet?
In case no one knew, James stopped being an actual gamer in 1996.
Bawls on the dick.
Dicks on my balls
he's gonna take you back to the past
to let you fuck his wife in the ass
Both are play for me.
ok soda brain
gyrochads, we can't stop winning
This is work
If you work indoors you're not even an actual, real man. You're a woman with high estrogen and low testosterone
But what am I saying? I'm on a board for fucking video games, you're all low test here
im not gonna listen to a guy that still went to special ed before 8th grade and peed his pants on the short bus
he must have a good point if the Ganker hivemind is seething this hard
Soon nerdsisters…his big break…
Top is work and play and everything else you want it to be
Bottom is just play
>Bottom is just play
if only, thanks to them having a shitton of apps and other retarded bloat like streaming capabilities, these shit bricks are unoptimized throttling pieces of shit.
If you want a console, go retro an chip your shit since collectors have downright killed retro physical.
I stood up and screamed “kino.”
Unironically his best work.
too bad play gives me shit aim