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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long till homebrew?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bananachads, ww@

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    banana

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking wish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made for White Men

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when people thought ps vita will play PS2 games lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really should have.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why exactly did the Vita die anyway? I assumed it was the proprietary storage moronation and lack of exclusive games but the console itself seemed neat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony tried to save it up to 2012-2013 but after that only Indie Devs gave them some games. The Proprietary storage was a big con, also even between its launch and that Killzone game there was not much to play with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They fricked up letting Nintendo get MH4.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The console was expensive, had the proprietary storage (which was ALSO expensive), library was good but felt niche, and the 3DS had a price drop so it was the cheaper option for portable gaming. The Vita was cool and I liked using mine a lot but I didn't really find many games on it I was dying to play compared to the 3DS' library.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony thought people buy portables for AAA exclusives.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No games. Square Enix and Capcom abandoned them for 3DS.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sony also abandoned it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the vita died because sony literally killed it in the crib. If they had leaned in they could have had something special but they pulled all support for it early and it was only saved by modders and homebrew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony killed it through incompetence and moronation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MH wasn't on it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >proprietary memory cars that cost a ton of money
      >no support after it released, especially considering they were fighting the 3ds at the time
      >stupid ass moronic back touchpad gimmick that no one used aside from maybe a handful of games or a little interaction in a few others.
      gee, i wonder. i still have mine but i use it more as a psp emulation machine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why exactly did the Vita die anyway?
      Bad library and most of them cost as much as a console game at the time.

      Objectively it was the best handheld if you looked past that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the rayman origins machine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more expensive proprietary memory cards in an era where Micro SD cards were becoming cheaper every month
      >tried to claim it would have AAA ports of Western games while trying to hide all the Japanese support for the console
      >The only Japanese support ended up being visual novels and dungeon crawlers too lewd to be on the 3DS
      >Literally no backward compatibility with PSP and barely any with PSP minis and PS1 Classics
      >NO MONSTER HUNTER

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce on lewd dungeon crawlers?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dungeon Travelers 2 and 2-2
          Demon Gaze 1/2
          Genkai Tokki
          Mary Skelter
          Coven and Labyrinth of Refrain
          Omega Labyrinth

          Most of these are total trash though, only ones I liked were Dungeon Travelers and Coven

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NO MONSTER HUNTER
        The real thing that killed the Vita. The PSP only lived because Monster Hunter was such a huge hit in Japan. The minute Capcom and Nintendo signed their exclusivity deal, Sony knew they were fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame poorgay scum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Sony is unable to support two machines.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As an avid PSP user and major fricking nerd back then. In a few words
      >By the time the Vita came out the PSP had gone through 4 hardware releases (not counting all the sub special editions)
      >The PSP was cracked wide open and was a massive platform for piracy (which game devs frequently blamed poor sales on, which in truth was more related to Sony just not capitalizing on the golden console they had)
      >Chose to use once again a custom memory card format after a decade of MSPRODUO being known as an inferior choice compared to SD/microSD
      >Instead of doing what they had done previously and making their own hardware/core OS they used an Android Java base in the age of Smartphones outspeccing portable consoles
      >PS Vita thusly became a glorified Android platform
      >On top of this at the time, most AAA studios had abandoned portable games so Sony was forced to court ONE big player (Call of Duty), which did not sell at all
      >Game stores now were stuck with a ton of these consoles and Game devs were refusing to jump on the platform (at the time mobile games were cranking massive stacks for comparatively simple games so AAAs had little interest in real games on portables)
      >At this point the Western market for the Vita completely fell out of the bottom
      >Sony more or less concedes defeat, stops courting western devs, puts the Vita on end of life, Japanese gamers get a few notable releases, but NOTHING in the western market
      >By year 3 of its life the Vita was completely dead in the water, Sony dumped all plans and it died a quiet death a few years later.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3ds was cheaper, had a better library, and nintendo actually stuck with it through the rough start instead of cutting their losses and dropping all support like Sony

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corporate politics played a big part. The Vita died alongside the slow death of Japan's development studios as California started to take over Playstation. The Vita was Japan's baby; it was designed with Japanese consumer sentiment in mind. California was all in on the console. As California gained more and more power, one critical element to hobbling Japan's efforts at regaining position involved killing off its pet projects and devolving or outright closing its studios. It's probably one of the main reasons why Bloodborne never got a PS4pro or PS5 patch, and will likely never get a PC release. It's not just spite, the studio that collaborated with Fromsoft on it doesn't exist anymore. But the spite is there - Bloodborne is the kind of game Sony Japan could produce, in partnership with a third party, but still nothing like the very familiar samey third-person-over-the-shoulder-camera-cover-based-crafting-and-stealth-archery shooter that their Western collab studios tend to produce. If A Vita 2 does come along, it'll probably be a sign that Sony corporate in Japan is displeased with how America's handled Playstation.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it literally wouldn't matter because modern devs and sony don't have the soul they once had.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    banana

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AMD

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    banana

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    banana

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      banana

      banana

      Pineapple

      banana

      bananachads, ww@

      No

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, how many PS4 and PS5 exclusive titles are we talking about that are still left?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's banana?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to play amazing games such as god of war and spiderman... yay... thanks sony...

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No fricking way papus its real?!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AMD Apu Apustaja
    also having a x86 processor in a mobile device is moronic

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I just buy a steam deck? I'm not missing out on the 3 PS exclusives worth playing and it'll be a while before there's homebrew that lets me do what I could've just done from the beginning with a steam deck.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 games

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony will never make another handheld again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wont make a dedicated handheld but they will make a hybrid.

      Graphics already look the same as last gen so adding hybrid functionality is a no brainer with how popular the deck and switch are.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the "leak" saying it could play ps4 and PS5 games just seems like bullshit to me honestly, unless it's a super expensive handheld with no battery life. I don't believe for a second this thing being real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By the time it launches the PS5 will be 5 years old.

      You could run PS2 level games on handhelds in 2005 when the PS2 launched in 2000.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You could run PS2 level games on handhelds in 2005 when the PS2 launched in 2000.
        It was different time and different architectures
        PSP couldn't play PS2 games, but could play PS1 games because it had PS1 chip
        PSP games looked like PS2 games because it was different arch and was optimized for it
        PS4-PS5-PS6 will be x86 forever, so only performance uplift you get through node improvements, and it's not that much these days

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > it's a super expensive handheld with no battery life.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it so wide

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >capable of playing PS5

    Okay buddy

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 10 years and Sony has even less first party studios making games.
    What would be the point of this device?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Series S is bad for the industry, it's too weak to handle current gen!
    Can't wait to see positive dev and media reactions to Snoystation Portable

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone give money to sony after what they did to the Vita and psvr 2.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It tooks YEARS but we finally did it...TWO THUMBTSTICKS.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    banana

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any indication this is real outside of some homosexual youtuber larping as le epic leaker

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playstation 2

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS4 games
    Eat shit. Can it play PS1 and 2 games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can play PS2 games if you pay $30 a month for the 3rd tier of our new PS+ program, which will allow you to buy PS1 and PS2 games. If you'd like to play PSP games, you need to pay for the next tier up.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PSP2
    >Next Gen Portable
    But anon, that's already a console
    https://blog.playstation.com/archive/2011/01/27/introducing-ngp/

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony see Nintendo and Valve making a bunch of money with their portable systems
    >Sony crawls back to the handheld market after letting the Vita die a dog's death
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Banana

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it

      oh
      banana!!!

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YFW YOU CAN PLAY BLOODBORNE AND KILLZONE ON IT

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your four new games total (three being Kingdom Hearts 3.2.90, Kingdom Hearts 365/2 Days 2, and Kingdom Hearts birth by sleeps Dream XXL) and 5000 PSP remasters for $70 each

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is real, I might actually get one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not real. Well frick. Too bad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's real (sort of)
        moore's law is dead has a video on it

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    banana

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so amateurish, gone are the days when sony used to develop their own hardware.

    We live in a culturless time where more people than ever play games on pc

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