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They didn't even deserve the nominations. Next time you release a game people like with some minor complains don't fricking ignore them and then make it even worse.
>make first real good spiderman in ages
>durrrr people are tired of Peter! Let's make Miles the focus even though there's already a movie doing the same thing so it's not even an original idea.
>people hated MJ sections? Let's change them into third-person shooter sections that took away so much dev time that we have to cut multiple missions, like a symbiote attack on the Daily Bugle (look it up)
>The active crime system that made the game fun to play in free roam? Who the frick wants that?
Ted Price is a homosexual that kills every series the devs put out. Whenever someone stays in the industry longterm in a management position, they almost always end up a homosexual
Wait, they removed the active crime system? The thing that lets you actually role play as Spider-man dynamically without it having to be bespoke missions?
Why the frick would you axe that????
The active crime is in there, I don't know what anon is talking about. However, post game is nothing but symbiotes by the time you're finished so it doesn't even revert into going into all sorts of crime like the previous games so the only time you run into Hunters or Cultists is if they just so happen to be coming after them the same time you are. You don't even run into regular criminals anymore after a point early on.
cause of Kraven?
Also, can I just say that Kraven shouldn't have been a whole faction, he shoulda been a dude either pursuing you or using ambushes during normal missions (or even putting out decoy missions to catch you)
Honestly, I feel like how they've handled spider-man is kind of wrong. It's too focused on the super-hero shit only when having to balance Peter Parker and Spider-man is the entire ethos of the comics.
It should have had a real-time time-management system in it where you have to try to save as many people while trying to fit in Peter-Parker appointments and activities into your life. Try to save the schoolbus full of children but don't forget your anniversary. Make sure you stop shocker but also you need to get to work.
Have two skill trees: Great Power and Great Responsibility. The former is about beating up bad guys, the latter is more about mobility and helping to prevent civilians from getting involved. And the skills aren't just useful in spider-man gameplay but can be used as by Peter Parker during Civilian gameplay
>cause of Kraven?
If you're referring to why no regular crime happens after a point then no, that'd be giving the devs too much credit. Kraven only went after supervillians anyway since he was actively looking for someone to end his life. He needed someone "worthy" of the Hunt. It was just a ball dropped by insomniac, such as other little details like not having NG+ or even in-universe shit like social feeds. The banter there was actually entertaining the past two games. The game doesn't even have bios.
>shoulda been a dude
Honestly this. I don't know why they had to give him his own entourage when he's worked just fine solo in the past and even when he didn't it was because he had a very small group in the family involved. Taskmaster was used better in this regard in the first game because he would oftentimes come at you when you least expected it. As for your last point, while I do like being able to pull off shit as Peter, I don't know if a game like that would be as well received if it were split down the middle in such a way. It's hilarious though because an early theme of SM2 seems to be "Balance" but by the end of the game Peter's passed the torch on to Miles completely.
They made a game for 12 schizos on Twitter and ignored what the actual customers wanted. Spider-Man 2 was basically studio arson.
Fpbpb
Nice broccoli head
Seems like an awful costume for figthing since any super strong criminal can just rip off his hair now causing his head to bleed
Black folk can shed their hair like a lizard when threatened like the tail of a lizard.
How can you be nominated for the best game but not be the best in any category? Something doesn't make sense.
Are you familiar with the term "also -ran"?
That's what spiderman 2 is
>t. Xemnas
is not even the best spiderman game
it's pretty trash actually
>Something doesn't make sense.
Spider sense, if you will
>Something doesn't make sense.
oh but it does lol
Well given that they lost it just means they were second best obviously
It wan nominated to snub Starfield and for no other reason.
It means it excels at a lot of things but doesn't do any of them the best that year.
Is it that hard to understand?
Black personPal can't carry Sony forever.
>BG3 cucked it out of Goty
>Totk cucked it out of Best Action Adventure
All is right with the world.
Nature is healing.
Still sold over 5 million copies in 11 days.
Soooo... It sold less than BG3 or Totk.
Checks out.
Don't worry, it will have sold much more than that by the end of the year.
It is the end of the year.
It's not Xmas yet, though, is it, moron-kun?
So this is the power of Sboy copium...
Nobody ever said SM2 would get any awards, you're just looking for an excuse to attack PlayStation fans.
Oh I'm absolutely looking for an excuse to attack PS fans, you're literally in the "attack PS fans thread", you dummy.
and that's bad because..?
Because it makes you look like a rabid schizo.
Not Playstation fans. Miles fans.
Console bundles don't count homosexual
they do if the bundles is somehow 70$ more expensive than the non-bundle version. Why are console Black folk so fricking stupid?
How does that affect you personally?
>still 5 million after 49 days
Notice how that number still hasn’t increased. Preorder gays on suicide watch, while dumping that piece of shit on eBay.
first game sold 7.7mil in it's first week though. 2nd game may be the fastest selling but only selling 5 mil in 11 days shows how significant the drop off was
>MUH CONSOLE BUNDLES ARE IN STORES A LOT
So?
That's a fraction of what Spider Man 1 sold.
Totk sold 10 million in 3.
Hogwarts Legacy is the best selling game this year and didn't even get mentioned
I bet they didn't want trannies wreaking havoc during the show
how many are coupled with console bundles? checkmate
RE4 deserved best action adventure.
not fair it already won 20 years ago
It's not even a better action game than the game it's remaking. Nor is it a better adventure. They butchered Leon and Luis' relationship and Salazar's whole character for the sake of SERIOUS BUSINESS tone.
>It's not even a better action game than the game it's remaking. Nor is it a better adventure
What kind of action adventure games do better with adventure? Most games I play the adventure is more of a glue between the action, hence I don't think about it as much as you are.
Yes, but that’s because RE4 was threat not because of anything the (still good, but not as good) downgrade did
It's a remake of a classic game, so no.
A white man is saving a feminine white woman from evil? The only Black person is your mission control who appears for 1 minute in a 17 hours long game? In 2023? Yeah no chance. RE4R was a legit good game and it wasn't HIV positive so it never stood a chance.
>A white man is saving a feminine white woman from evil?
But that also describes TOTK. Hell, at least there's some romance between Link and Zelda. You don't get that with Leon and Ashley.
>But that also describes TOTK. Hell, at least there's some romance between Link and Zelda. You don't get that with Leon and Ashley.
I would say there is huge chemistry between them. Leon behaves like he should, a secret operative focusing on his mission while Ashley is a normal young girl whose world was turned upside down. She is all over Leon at the very end but in a way that makes sense, unlike the original where she outright says I am ovulating Leon it's time.
>A 2004 game deserved it
I'm sure it won it in 2004
A remake only deserves a "best remake category" and nothing else.
I already played RE4 in 2005, a new coat of paint does not make it a new game.
serves them right for worshipping nignogs and A FRICKING FRIDGE.
shut up tendietard
A fridge?
Good, hopefully homosexuals can stop making shitty fridge threads.
Nah, that gay bear is gonna be plastered on the fridge now instead.
https://youtube.com/shorts/GHtmCliBYBU?si=HD9Wycyexdw-7r0b
Was there too much black swagger? Or not enough?
Considering Insomniac Games' track record in the TGAs, anyone could guess that they were ALWAYS jobbers.
anything to accelerate sony dying faster
IT WAS HIS TURN
I've had enough of Miles, I want a Spiderman story that's actually about Peter Parker.
you can play spiderman 1, released on the ps4
Yeah, but they still throw Miles into it. He is a fricking parasite at this point. He can't carry his own shit, and needs Pete to hold his hand.
Miles isn't too bad of a character overall - it's just that they overexpose him, and attempt to shoehorn him into everything because he's black.
It really is a case of writers shooting themselves in the foot.
Yeah, it made me hate him, plus he has at most had one or two good showings compared to the mountain of shit he is in.
He's not too good of a character overall either. He's basically just Peter but without any of the background that made Peter the way he is, but they added the rap and the graffiti because that's what you black teens are into, right?
They could make the overexposure feel better if they made him a good character, but no luck there so far.
>Miles isn't too bad of a character overall
Yes he is you gaslighting moron. He's always been bad and that's a reason why Spider-Man nowadays sucks. To have Milestrannies like you try to mitigate the damage is part of the problem as well. We lived many decades without Miles and it wasn't a problem at all.
to be fair mary jane always looked weird
went from gene wilder lookin ass to julianne moore with a jay leno chin
>Miles isn't too bad of a character overall - it's just that they overexpose him, and attempt to shoehorn him into everything because he's black.
Yes he is. He's bendi's black peter parker analogue, he does nothing new, he's not miguel o'hara in the future, he's not ben reilly who had an entire moronic long story about whether or not he was the real peter parker or the clone, he's not even peni parker who pilots a spider robot. He's a terrible character because he was literally made to be peter parker in black face.Bendis is and always was a fricking hack.
He's boring with no real personality besides liking shitty tech hip-hip music. The worst sin a character can commit isn't being black or gay believe it or not, it's simply being completely and utterly forgettable and dull. He's literally just a strawman black character to push an agenda.
The Ultimate Spider-Man writers who created him in the first place said that themselves. They just needed a black guy to represent something in Marvel and chucked him in.
He's a terrible character, he literally exists to be black and no one would want to touch him if he weren't
>Miles isn't too bad of a character overall
Yes, he is, moron.
>Miles isn't too bad of a character overall
I was thinking about this last night. People say Miles is Peter but black, but he isn't. What does Miles actually HAVE as a hook?
People hate Spider-Man (in-universe). They don't trust him, look down on and disrespect him, and are quick to turn on and assume the worst of him despite him always disproving that. That's his thing - going against the odds and coming out on top.
He's either poor, unlucky, or both. He's relatable. But has an extremely poor sense of personal responsibility. He has a history of letting down those closest to him as a result of this, frequently losing and turning his closest friends away because of his commitment to his alter ego. Notably, for the longest time, the woman who raised him hated Spider-Man. And it was Peter's own actions that led the man who raised him to be murdered. He's also is typically shown to be a dickhead in the past, especially to his own clones. People dislike him as a result.
But Miles, no one hates Miles. He was invited to the Avengers parties while they specifically chose to ignore Spidey. He has no real schism in his personal life to speak of that comes close to Peter's. He's immediately accepted as another Spider-Man and trusted by the community at large despite there being a history of copycats of Spider-Man himself, which contributed to people's lack of trust in Spidey. He doesn't have any real qualms about being away from his home universe, and has little to no student-teacher dynamic with Spidey when Peter is the only reason he exists, and was the foundational reason for him reluctantly trying and take up after him out of guilt for not helping Ultimate Peter.
Miles lacks any kind of hook. They try and pad him with cool powers and independence but it's entirely undeserved. It's like trying to make Robin independent of Batman without ever having him work alongside him as a sidekick. It doesn't work. It's cheap.
the tragic underdog who triumphs against all odds resonates with a certain race of people
the swaggering mary sue who is loved by everyone and is perfect at everything resonates with a certain race of people
>But Miles, no one hates Miles
>He's immediately accepted as another Spider-Man and trusted by the community
Every other spider looks down on him in the latest movie
>little to no student-teacher dynamic with Spidey
He does tho
>Spiderman 1; Peter AND Miles
>Spiderman Miles Morales; Exclusively Miles
>Spiderman 2; Peter AND Miles but even harder
Listen Hoss, it may seem like heresy to you, but not everyone likes Harlem-Man, in fact, some people resent the fact that Marvel keeps trying to either replace Peter with him or hang Miles around Peter's neck like an albatros.
I want one, just ONE modern Spiderman without the jogger in it, just ONE!
If it's got Miles in it, I don't buy, simple as.
The first one was 90% Peter, Miles gets bitten at the very end.
Uh.... No Way Home?
The new cope is that MCU Peter is White Miles even though Miles is Peter Darker already
Racist piece of shit
hol' up
listen
we need to talk about your... institutionalized internalized systematic historical post-slavery anti-societal bigotry
I've had enough of both of them. I want a story that's actually about another superhero.
Fricking colonist.
sorry whyte boi we president now
would you play a spider gwen game?
yes
Ew, no. Give me a Gwenpool game, written by Hastings.
I want to kill every Spider-Shitter not called Peter Parker excluding Miguel and Kaine
cool it with the racism or you WILL be reported.
But that's every Spider-Man game prior to Spider-Man 2.
It's time for poochie to go back to his home planet.
Who the frick like this guy even black people dont like him that much.
Give us a centric Peter game for fricksake.
It would be like playing a batman game and playing as robin or Nightwing for half of it.
it is fricking over for SIE.
kojima make exclusive games for xbox
CEO is fired due to failed PC strategy
Most of GaaS are cancelled or postponed, while billions are wasted for nothing.
As much as I enjoy the gameplay, the story isn’t good. And in my humble but handsome opinion it didn’t deserve any awards. It’s good but not brilliant.
Based synthetic man made sure that even normies hate the game
If Spider-Man 2 is "woke" then Baldur's Gate 3 is hyper-woke.
/v/tards don't care, one is a Sony exclusive and the other isn't.
>Sony exclusive*
*Also on Microsoft Windows at a later date
Played both, Spider-man 2 is so much more woke, it isn't even fricking funny. Like holy shit, there is an entire fricking side quest where you have to help some homosexual ask another to a date. So far, the most Baldur's gate 3 has is the weird bear shit which is shapeshifter degeneracy, but druids are always fricking either based nature enjoyers, or degenerate fur gays. No in-between. And the character are player sexual, which I will take considering it still brings my piss to a boil that Judy from cyberpunk is a dyke, and the cool maxtec suit is gate kept behind her romance.
bg3 has a leisban couple kissing in front of players to celebrate that they killed their father against their marriage. I cannot image anything is more woke that. Don’t forget there are a lot of Black folk in bg3.
Stop lying
Are you referring to Ketheric's daughter with Aylin? I'm pretty sure he never gets a chance to comment on their relationship, and they had to kill him because he was the thrall of a death God and he himself realizes the magnitude of his frickup.
Look at this b***h-made Anon who didn't kill Dame Aylin, and cheated Shadowheart out of her awesome Sharrian endgame.
Gamejourno trannies were stroking their phantom limb over how woke it was.
jesus christ this is fricking disgusting
this is not spiderman, what the frick
this is some moronic idpol propaganda masquerading as vidya
its infuriating
these sick fricks are manipulating socially awkward nerds into believing their shit
they should be ousted and get a restraining order from ever getting anywhere near the gaming industry ever again
>((ruberg))
With Polygon and co. being judges, I genuinely have no idea how did BG3 beat it
Game journos are hilariously dishonest. They most likely HAVE to write about how great Spider-Man 2 is for putting blackface on Peter calling him Miles for the clicks but in reality they don't give a shit
BG3 is also a media darling for some of the same reasons.
Bg3 had every man in the party try to have sex with me at camp. The women didn't do this so yea it's pretty woke.
>Lae'zel wants to frick almost immediatly
>Shart takes some persuading but she was on my dick after a couple hours
>Karlach didnt interest me, so I didnt go for it
If the boys in the camp are coming on to you, it means you were giving them the space and attention, which leads to the logical conclusion, that, you, my friend are a lil gay boi
I only talked to Halsin twice the entire game and he said he thought we had a special bond or some shit as I turned him down.
He could feel your homosexuality through the screen, i dont know what to tell you. The only guy in the game who ever was slightly flirty with me was Wyll, but thats only because I played drunk one night and he looked kinda cute so I gave the gay choices.
Sorry bud, ur a homo
>a full paragraph explaining why its okay when BG3 does it
Your game is woke and youre a cuck.
Baldur is more subtle with their messages. Their plot with refugees woudn't be political if it happened in Baldur Gate 2. The most woke shit were the lesbians and many optional gay shit because Larian can't create non bisexual characters since Original Sin 2.
BG3 isn't even woke. It has a lot of creative freedom however. Spiderman 2 is just full on propaganda made by braindead morons for braindead morons.
that's for the movie with chris pine, dipshit.
>BG3 isn't even woke.
Delusional.
In BG3 you can kill gays and trannies, you'll be punished for missing out quests but you can still do it. In Black personman 2 you are forced to play as the Black person and ManJaw Watson troony
I see no lgbt flags in bg3
the wokest thing about bg3 is the existence of homosexuality
spiderman 2 literally has entire missions where you play as a deaf black girl spray painting black lives matter graffiti, it's so obnoxiously hamfisted in its pandering it's not even funny
I think my party members trying to rape me at night was a little worse than some optional side quest.
>rape is now woke
It is when it's gay rape. I just wanted to be bros with them not live out a fujo fanfic.
true but here is the kicker. Baldur gate, with all its globohomosexual agenda, still plays like a game. a fun game at that.
baldur's gate 3 has some normal looking white women, so it wins.
Shut up gaslighting homosexual
I love how bg3 dunks on actual Black folk who wanted spiderman 2 to win because miles is in it, and also shits on schizos who want post surgery korean chins on chicks.
It's really bad for Ganker when twitter and reddit have edgier and wittier comments calling it out
Stop gaslighting leftypol homosexual, we already established that random dudes on reddit and twitter are noticing what you're pushing. Maybe you should take a break from shilling on Ganker and go on twitter/reddit you ever thought about that?
>looks a bit like Astarion, bring real Shadow back!
>Oh hells no
>She's got something wrong with her mouth
kek
Is there a mod that makes her face normal again?
The only people who call BG3 woke are woke people who want it to be their game.
It was. However you have the opportunity to not engage with the woke shit. The game punishes you for it, which is a psychosocial nudge to accept woke politics.
BG3 is 2000s woke, SM2 is 2020s woke.
BG3 has legit skimpy armor, that alone makes it less woke. (You) are forced to spray paint feminist messages in SM2.
>BG3 has legit skimpy armor
too bad the women all had the same fridge body and didnt look good in the armor
Every single woman in your party has DRASTICALLY different body types.
You keep wishing the game was woke, you're wrong, have a nice day doublehomosexualBlack person. ;3
What are the differences between 2000's woke and 2023's woke? Are you a 2000's woke supporter?
>black wash =/= best white voice actor
You sir have a long nose.
BG3 isn't woke, it's degenerate. That's the difference. Imagine how much of woke you have to have your game to be that even literal degenerates come across as less woke.
Sure
Nope. At least in bg3 you can ignore the gay shit. Spiderslop 2 has an unskippable mission where you have to help a gay student ask his boyfriend to prom.
Because it take a superhero to help gays be gays. That absolute state of the world we live in.
BG3 is just a mirror
it reveals how much of a gay the player
He won
Calling yourself based is incredibly embarrassing, gayet.
>iterative sequel that sells well and reviews well but gets a lukewarm reception at awards show
Where have I heard that before?
Say what you want about the TGAs but the fact that rehashes aren't getting jerked off even further is a good thing.
It MIGHT make the devs second-guess themselves and think "maybe we should be a little more different next time".
Explain elden ring which was pure rehash winning goty then
Explain Alan Wake 2 which also inferior to original game in every possible way getting circlejerked to death then
Hahahahaha spider man and totk are literally exactly the same game as before hahaahah
I mean pretty much all Spider-Man games with a few exceptions are variations of the same game. The majority of Spider-Man games have more or less the same goal: Web-swinging across New York City and fighting crime. As a result, there's always gonna be a ton of overlap between games.
moron
Elden Ring was much more of a “culmination of a long time of iterating” deal.
I didn't love Elden Ring but what it ultimately comes down to is cultural impact. Elden Ring may have been notjing more than open world Dark Souls, but it was most people's first Souls game. It shattered From's previous sales records and turned them into a household name. Similarly, BG3 is a CRPG that was palatable to normalgays without compromising on what makes a CRPG, something never before thought possible. Zelda and spiderman don't fricking do anything noteworthy, and neither of them deserved to win shit.
>Tears of the kingdom
>Nobody is crying
TotK did win an award tho
That's just a testament to how good Sony's 1st party studios actually are, when it's a massive disappointment when their C-Team behind ND and Santa Monica doesn't take home any GOTY trophies.
The Sun always shines on PlayStation.
And the massive cope of the year award goes to...
Neither did Transfield, Xbuck, your "biggest game ever" kek.
Obsessed
the new normal
They intentionally put more MJ missions in even though they knew the fans hated those sections. Should have focused on making the best game instead of going fo diversity points.
they should've made Mary Jane the protagonist since she has super-reflexes and super-strength superior to Spider-man's.
What was it?
i cant breathe
Got fridge'd I guess
It was a safe game that didn't deliver the itch people wanted. Instead you had the return of MJ segments who might as well be called a strong man
>put out woke shit that cucks the beloved MC with a black guy
>wonder why no one votes for it
morons
AAAAAAAAAGHGGHH
kek, they use Peters face to make the news. I bet if they won it woulda been miles Black person grinning or some shit
>wyman made us looz yo! Dayummm shieet
>mfw people thought Peter Darker would win anything because he’s black
>Peter Darker
.... if you made this yourself it's brilliant... if not still thanks for sharing. I'm totally using this one
It's been a known name for now. Still pretty good.
Boring non-japanese playstation game
It seems they didn't hit the jackpot this this time.
Zelda may not have won the war, but it still won its dignity.
BG3 is a big deal that put CRPGs on the map for this generation, and it's the final nail on the "turn-based is dead" coffin. It deserves to win over TOTK, which is a good game that improves over BOTW but it isn't genre defining like BG3. But at least TOTK improves over BOTW, Spider-Man 2 is worse than the original.
Just like Horizon. These shitty Sony games are made purely to fill up as many award categories as possible, 7 other games could have had nominations if not for this slop.
>bad news about Spider-Man 2
>use Peter's face
Guarantee if it had won an award or two it would be Miles in that image instead lol
Definitely
It's kinda impressive how far she has gotten in Hollywood with down syndrome.
absolutely
peter is journie slap-bait to raise up Black personman
it was a good VGA this year. Zelda dlc didn't win game of the year and this shit didn't win anything at all.
>Pikmin 4 won
>Zelda TOTK won
>Baldur 3 mogged FFXVI and put turn based on the map
>SpiderMan 2 and Starfield AACKK
All that pandering Sony was doing. All that Microsoft money dumped into Bethesda. All that Western influence in FFXVI to appeal to teenagers. All wasted. LMAO.
Don't forget even HIFI Rush won
troony Rush sucked.
>Still malding
kek. 0 (ZERO) awards
Still better than troony Rush
>game releases, is pure gameplay, no bullshit
>it's.. a le troony game
Damn,. feels so good being a PCking because I get all of your games - Hifi Rush mogs ANYTHING the PS5 has shat out. TRUST me.
wait is this game good? I received a review copy for it but never touched it
Depends, it's just you doing DMC combos on repetitive stages with a vergil whateveritscalledspergout cutter.
No, it's not good. it's a combo autism game - nothing more, nothing less. It was good until DMCV added its own towers, completely irrelevant nowadays.
>Still better than troony Rush
This entire game looks like an unreal engine flip. Why the frick are there 2 TVs outside? It's New York, if fricking rains.
>This entire game looks like an unreal engine flip
This. Every shot I see of this game it's just got this disgusting babby's first video game look.
You'd think Insomniac was an indie dev looking at it.
I don't even care that it's two gay guys. This just has no place in a Spiderman game.
And gay or straight, love confessions are cringy as frick. Makes me want to vomit.
Based. Nice to hear that a fun videogame got the recognition it deserves
How many awards did Starfield win?
as many as Fallout 76
Xbox won because of forza Motorsport. Sony is fricking done.
One, but not from The Game Awards
You combine both The Game Awards and Golden Joystick Awards and you pretty much realize that the following big games didn't win any awards this year:
Spider-Man 2
Hogwarts Legacy
Lies of P
Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
Lies of P doesn't deserve to be grouped with the rest of that trash.
Spider-Man PS4 also got nominated a lot in 2018 and won nothing. This has happened before. Nothing new.
Aka waste of fricking slot, like seriously who put them on the list
THIS REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER SONY GAME THAT GOT 0 AWARDS
They had to rally behind 1 woke game, 2 would be sus
It wasn't woke enough.
You need at least sex with animals and sodomy to be able to get awards now, sweetie
kekekek this is the only time they won't put Miles in the picture
Being nominated this many times and not winning shit means it wasn't nominated for its quality, but rather for the political messaging.
They completely shat on the Spiderman property and their customers by doubling down on dumb shit that people were very vocal about from their first game.
When you release garbage like this you don't get awards. That's just how it is.
I mean, out of all the spider man 2s that exist, it's not the best or even the second best. If you can't make a better game than the game that's older than most posters on this webzone then revaluate your shit and go back to making spyro and ratchet and clank... A new resistance would be alright too
it's kinda hard for a propaganda game to shine when others are doing the same, they usually just choose the better pamphlet
You just know the game's writing is pure garbage when that gay homecoming and le tearjerker homeless sidequest didn't earn them a single award
The age of capeshit is over.
TGA2023
Xbox:
Best Audio Design: Hifi Rush
Best Innovation: Forza Motorsport
Best Racing: Forza Motorsport
Playstation:
Best TV Adaptation: Last of Us
Nintendo:
Best Action Adventure Game: Zelda TotK
Best Family Game: Super Mario Wonders
Best Strategy: Pikmin 4
https://files.catbox.moe/xfvgk5.jpg
>Best Innovation: Forza Motorsport
>Best Racing: Forza Motorsport
kek what
Innovation because there is a new mode in FM where 100% blind people can drive and not because the game steers for you. It was achieved through some audio black magic.
Best racing is obvious, the second worst Forza is still miles better than the rest.
the blind drive mode is impressive I must admit, much more than the tlou2 "let's make everyone moronic" approach
They should have had the kid who designed it accept the award, he's just some fat white kid who's a autist in all the good ways and probably bullied the woke devs into implementing actual inclusive gameplay for once and not just saying it. He held them to a high standard even though hes not a game dev
>the only thing Sony had is a TV show
fricking pottery
even this was a robbery when Mario movie broke boundaries, TLoU is forgetable
>Best TV Adaptation: Last of Us
And snoys here tell me Xbox is dying lmfao
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and waiiiiiiiiiit!
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as we all fly awaaaaaaaaaaay!
Boy I wonder if Miles would be in that post instead if it wasn't shut out.
kek, good point. You can be 100% certain if Spider-man 2 won any awards, it would be an image of Miles on every article written about it.
>couldnt even get the "games for impact" one
and they tried so fricking hard
I'm surprised Spiderman wasn't nominated for the sjw award
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US
I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT
>BLM message
>Crime in progress
lmao
my fricking sides
>Le anyone can wear the mask
>"proud to have a spidey LIKE YOU"
Glad to see that when they talk about anyone they only mean black people
The "crime in progress" always gets me.
>"Crime in Progress"
Everytime.
Fridgesisters, we won!
We always do
It didn't deserve a single award, and it DEFINITELY didn't deserve to be nominated for GOTY.
I KNEEL GEOFF, now nuke that shitty esg category with the indian cooking game
So when are we getting Spider man - placeholder statue?
That anon who kept screaming about sweet baby buying the awards in aw2 & spiderman 2 threads has disappeared
It didn't deserve even to be nominated
*sucks teeth* shiiiiiet aight den imma do my own thang wid it
what's wrong with it? I heard people liked the first one.
spiderman is black
more troony shit
you play as a female black cripple at one point
woke propaganda in every corner
The Miles wank is insane, and the amount of times they humiliate Peter really made me dislike this game. Hate that podcast with the girl. They should have doubled down on JJ's podcasts.
Miles’ revenge plot with Mr Negative is so half-baked, he never goes out of his way to actually find him.
Thinking about it, Miles himself doesn’t have much to do in his game, his main story missions are all about introducing side quests.
He also never actually tries to kill him as well. You get a moment at the start where he hesitates on saving him but would still have done it to make him seem noble. Can't risk Miles being interesting. He is Brand-Man after all.
Seriously, don't they understand we can see through the hamfisted dialogue?
They do understand but they don't give a shit. The director admitted it.
Did they have award for the most wokest game of the year? Black personman would win that one for sure.
>Did they have award for the most wokest game of the year?
They did and it didn't even win that. lel
good
activism in games deserves no rewards or acknowledgement
If we are honest, they should be happy they received any nominations at all. That goyslop didn't deserve even a single one.
Hogwarts was a 7/10 game but even it deserved nomination over snoyman.
No. The nomination could have gone to actual good games instead of soulless open world slop that people were only interested in because of the brand and culture war.
it shouldn't either, its woke agenda pushing trash
peter parker, a white straight male, is the real spiderman and no amount of autistic screeching from purple haired trannies can change that, just like how no amount of surgery and pills can change their birth sex
-ACK
What a humiliation for Sony
Skeletons might have won the battle, but they will never win the war!
Did anyone even play this shit?
sony said it sold 5 million last month and no updates since
Kek
It doesn't deserve any awards or nominations but I am surprised. Spiderman 2 is peak goyslop. I expected it to sweep.
You can thank Miles and Mary Jane for that. Maybe if they did an actual Spider-Man game out of it they would have a chance...
Snoys Crying while PC, Nintendo AND Xbox chads won. Beautiful.
Is there some sort of reason they didn't use Miles' picture this time?
Can't let a black man look bad. Not that there's much material in Spiderman 2 of Miles being pathetic or disheveled anyway. That's for Peter. Miles is there to be the smarter, better and superior Spiderman who will replace Peter.
THEY GOT WHAT THEY FRICKING DESERVE
>passionate
Whenever I see that phrase, I instantly know it's sweaty greaseball marketing for a shit product. It doesn't have to be games. It can be anything.
>we're passionate about our hamburgers
Yeah I know that burger is going to suck shit
>passionate about accuracy
Yeah and then they put in the Cuban flag lmao. They don't give a shit about the wholesome brownerinos, they just hate the White Man.
>that last line
lel
Suck Finks dick harder.
>We are totally about inclusivity that's why we censor the gay shit in other markets
Lmao
spiderman POO
Is this the first time that a PC game has so soundly beat console exclusives?
>PC game
BG3 is on PS5 tendietard it's where it sold the best and the game was made with PlayStation 5 in mind
PFFFFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My co worker got a PS5 just for bg3 and says it makes the thing sound like it wants to explode.
Cant relate I have 114 mods on my pc version.
Lying tendie
>BG3 is on PS5 tendietard it's where it sold the best
lol
When you think peak goyslop, think Spiderman 2. It represents it perfectly.
>playable in Spider-Man 1
>gets his OWN Spider-Man: Miles Morales
>fricking steals the mantle from peter in Spider-Man 2
There's MORE Miles than Peter and the third game isn't even fricking out yet
When is Spider-Man: Peter Parker coming out??
>Peter Parker has to share 1 and 2 with Miles but Miles gets his own game and is now the series protagonist
It makes no fricking sense
ESG
Theyve tried and failed miserably to put Miles in Peter's spot in the comics, Spider Verse and the games is media they can control better so they shove him in there.
It makes perfect sense actually, they want to fade out Peter and make Miles the actual Spiderman. It's pretty obvious if you check all the Spiderman media coming out right now
>Peter gets replaced in the videogames and literally admits Miles is better than him
>multiverse movies is all about Miles with peter as as a washed up "mentor"
>comics have Peter getting cucked by a literal who character just to make him more pathetic
post the webm
good. it was reslly shit.
first game is vastly superior.
That's what you get for
1. putting lgbt flags everywhere
2. putting blm flags everywhere
3. forcing people to play as Miles watching a disabled black girl rather than peter parker
4. being generic by the numbers open world ubislop tier shit
but hey, the next game is going to be all Miles Morales - I'm sure that will sell more and be a yuuuuuuuge game changer. lmfao at sony.
Spiderman 1 sucked too, so it's not like running it back can save it. this shit gets mogged by Neversofts PS1 games. Spiderman 2 (the movie game) PC version is better too.
If game does poorly...
>Put Peter on all the stories commenting on it
If game did well...
>MILES MILES MILES MILES
You know this to be true
My boys trying to find Spider-Man's missing awards after winning theirs.
Knowing that ignoring this trash was the right decision and the only decision is comfy af.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>has all of the spider-man's original powers
>PLUS can go invisible
>PLUS has a venom sting
How is Miles Morales not a fanfic.net character again
Was also given standard Black hero lightning powers
The way he leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a Black teen.
He pretty is, as far as I know, Miles has only ever existed successfully by directly comparing him to Spiderman, and every time they tried to do him solo they messed up.
It is no different from how fanfic characters so frequently rely on the original cast to hold an audience.
But I've at least seen some fanfics garner a niche but strong fanbase when the author writes the OC as their own character just having them exist in the setting and not interact with the main cast.
I might be wrong but isn't there a comic where miles tells peter with great power comes with great responsibility
With great power comes great WAAGH!!!!
>What is a Spider-Sense
Looking back on this event, you'd have thought his Spider-Sense would have picked up on that.
miles teleported to the past and encouraged peter to stay strong cause of course without help from miles peter would long be broken. And there are countless examples like pic related
>"You're better than this."
>"I'm really not."
kek
Rewards should be reserved for games pushing the envelope. Rehashed goyslop and japslop has no business getting rewards.
ENOUGH.
ENTER!
Snoytrannies on suicide watch
This game had a lot of hype going for it but once it released a lot of excitement died out. Wonder what went wrong, can someone give me the detailed scoop. I know a common complaint people had was not being chased around the city by Venom near the final fight or whatever. It also seems like MJ fell into the Raimi MJ, symbiote or not. Guess stuff like that combined with other things like ugly MJ stacks up.
Maybe don't sell a DLC at $69.99 next time.
it's free if you buy a PS5 dumbass
>it's free if you buy
lmao snoys are moronic
The didn't pander hard enough.
baldur’s gate 3 winning game of the year over this is crazy
Peter doesn't get the option to frick a bear.
BG3 knows what normalgays want unlike Spider Man 2. In a funny way, they did ESG properly.
kinda ironic how in a stacked year first party games from the big 3 barely won anything.
Starfield had Zero (0) award nominations
No one cares about Starfield , even modders.
sorry bro haha
They ruined the black suit arc, Arkham did it best where they gave the villains their own dungeons and had a bunch of them, Spidermans main story is just OOC Kraven and Venom shoved in at the end (with a forced in lizard fight)
>Involve yourself with blacks
>End up with nothing
One of many cases
KWAB
Because while good it was just more of the same game. Just like Zelda.
>good
>like Zelda
Snoys really think their 5 minute cutscene cinematic games are on par with Zelda. kek
one of the only times they'll use peter as the picture instead of the Black person lol
I don't laugh but this made me smile.
This game had potential but they ruined it with a lot of stupid bullshit.
Also frick Poochie Morales the discount Static Shock.
it's 25h long game with 15h worth of cutscenes
this kind of game should NEVER win anything other than "game with best cutscenes" category
well it just exposed the artificial hype and shills ain't it? if it were as good as they said it'd have at least secured a single award, I'm glad to see snoy shit fail
I hope Spider-Man video games can recover from this and actually be good again in the future... oh, what's that? Every single one of them will have a way to shove Miles in it because multiverse stuff is so popular nowadays? We'll have to deal with a BLM mural, BIPOC graffiti, ugly and hag MJ, dyke Black Cat with no cleavage and Miles taking all of the spotlight in everything from now on? Well...
I'm glad we still have all of the old stuff, before Spider-Man became yet another brand for these "people" to blindly consume and then forget it all after the next thing to consume comes out.
If you want to play a good Spider-Man title that doesn't have any of this modern liberal garbage shoved in, I can recommend Spider-Man vs. The Kingpin on Genesis and SEGA-CD, Spider-Man on PS1 and GBC, Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro on PS1, Spider-Man 2: Sinister Six on GBC, Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menace on GBA, Spider-Man on PS2 and Spider-Man 2 on PS2, which was the peak.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MILES SAVE ME PLEASE!
Back in Black was the last time these shit comics were any fun outside of a few one-offs
This annoyed me until I read the comic. Peter ate the punches and cracked wise afterward. He wasn't begging for mercy for himself - he's been shot in the head before (seriously, by Daken during the Sinister Spider-Man arc and Norman's dark Avengers storyline iirc), and walked it off. What he's begging for is for Tombstone not to go and slaughter innocent bystanders in retaliation for Spidey's meddling in Tombstone's affairs.
Spidey is begging for the lives of others, not for his own. It's still denigrating that the hero of the story, so-called AMAZING, isn't able to get out and succeed and overcome the odds on his own merits, as you'd think the AMAZING, SPECTACULAR, ASTONISHING, SENSATIONAL Spider-Man would do, but has to rely on a no-name mook to save his ass because he's too weak and ineffectual to survive on his own.
But at the very least it's true to Peter's character. He's trying to save people. He easily deals with pain and punishment and doesn't care about his own safety.
I was so happy that this trash game didn't win anything, was even happier when Zelda got fricking raped by Baldurs Gate
Peterbros...
LOL I bet they sold a whole 5 copies of that dog shit comic
NTR-Man is just like my Japanese porn comics!
The writers for this comic where warned not to go to cons cause of the reaction to this.
good. authoritarian progressive propaganda doesn't deserve shit
Seeing Sony spidergays going at BG3 fans right now across the internet is amazing. Reap what you sow.
snoys are now claiming bg3 is theirs because it's also on snoystation
Funny. Game gets nothing. Suddenly they can find photos of white-spiderman. Why not put Black person-man on the front of that and then call it a failure.
I just find it funny Ganker actually puts any value what so ever in the VGAs. I watch for the trailers, but I can't imagine thinking what wins actually means anything. They already admitted which game wins is decided mostly via panel (the polling is just taken in "consideration") and we have no clue who is on this panel and why we should care about their opinion.
Ganker just wants to shitpost and doesn't care about anything that's not console war homosexualry
Snoys hyped up TGA's as the only metric for having a GOTY videogame. That Spider-Man 2 got absolutely nothing while Nintendo and Microsoft walked off with three awards each has completely devastated them. Never mind that Sega (Who live in Snoys heads rent free) completely stole the show announcements wise as well.
Wokie brokie.
I completely forgot that game existed, just like how Black person morales dad forgot he existed.
>90% judge input
>10% public input
Total Snoy Death
It's because it's the very definition of polished mediocrity.
I'm not laughing I just don't care.
>capeshitters on suicide watch
Even my normalgay friends dropped it because of the “spraypaint as a bipoc youth to fight the powah” missions. This game pretty much bombed and it gets pity nominations for trying to be expensive slop.
Maybe next time, don’t make MJ hideous.
Video *clap* gaming *clap* still *clap* has *clap* a *clap* racism *clap* problem
Should have had more Spider-Man instead of Miles Morales.
>even marvel officialy calls him Miles and calls peter "Spider-man"
even these fricks knows
But don't you dare say Miles Morales is Miles Morales. Milestrannies hate that
Reminder: Snoyderman 2 sold less than Mario, Sonic, and Sonic again on Black Friday.
Goes to show who the REAL VIDEO GAMES are.
>Sonic Superstars mogged fricking Miles Morales 2 with cameos by Spider-Man
Lmao
>i-it's rigged!
Something tells me these people wouldn't be saying that if Spider-Man won, but awards shows are indeed rigged and gay.
Probably should have double downed on the gay shit. That would have won them all the awards. Cost them all their middle east sales but isn't it about "the message"?
Literally no one cares that they removed that shit in middle eastern countries. Many corporations have been exposed for this shit during pride month year after year and none of these people care because brand loyalty comes first.
And yet it won ZERO awards.
Also, here's the Amazon Black Friday rankings. Can't beat Mario and Sonic.
You'd think sales of Sonic would be in the toilet if one listened to Ganker
They're in the toilet compared to Mario but generally fine. That's why they keep making them unlike Cash Banoaca.
Based
Is Wonder actually good? I was thinking of dusting the Switch off and getting it.
Imagine New Super Mario Bros if it were made under the influence of drugs. That's not an exaggeration.
It's the best 2D Mario since World at least but I don't know if my opinion holds much weight since I genuinely find 2D Mario games boring besides Bros 1 and Land 1
>just barely edging out a Super Evergreen title like Minecraft and the big Spring release Zelda
>won fewer awards than niche games like Pikmin 4 and Hi-Fi Rush
SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN
TAKES A DUMP IN A COFFEE CAN
Spider-Flop, Spider-Flop
Cleans it up with a janny mop
No awards for his game
That horny bear stole all his fame
Look out, here comes Spider-Flop
The first Spiderman was actually a good game, this one is mediocre at best.
No everything that wasn't about Doc Ock was fricking terrible and Silber Sable was the first sign of woke things to come. Reminder she btfo'd Spider-Man three times despite not having superpowers
AAAH HELP MILES ISN'T IN THIS ISSUE TO REPLACE PETER! HOW CAN I ENJOY THIS
and nothing of value was lost.gif
not enough:
>toilet humour
>degeneracy
>Black folk
good. get actually fricked sony pony
It only got nominated because it had a big budget.
If I wanna play some capeshit inspired goysloppy action game from this year, I'd rather choose Jedi: Survivor. But that didn't win any awards, so why should Spiderman?
It was peter fault, the next game will not have any single mention of apparition of peter parker, will be 100% miles and any single prize will be taken like a justification to kill peter forever
Bummer. I should rewatch the original trilogy.
Bros...
>No Miles
Did he hang himself because people are tired from the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
all based
>Tried to be as woke as you can be
>still no award
>no unique rogues gallery
>no unique love interest
>no unique identity
>comics flop
>toys rot on shelves
>the only reason people watch his movies are to see the OTHER spiderpeople
The way they shat on their first title with this sequel is Pathetic.
After having both Aunt May and Mile's dad passing away, creating quite a mature story telling. They came and delivered this piece of inclusivity progressive shit.
People want to become Spider-Man, not be immersed in a world of psycolunatic people who are constantly expressing their own internal turmoils as being liberated. It's fricking disgusting, we avoid those type of contents elsewhere and they make us pay for it and shove it in our face.
Get woke, go broke. Miles is shit
Black characters don't work