>Spiders IRL : Most of harmless. >Spiders in game : common enemy or boss

>Spiders IRL : Most of harmless
>Spiders in game : common enemy or boss
game devs should have shown mercy for them

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop looking creepy then.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cobalt blue tarantula IRL: Medically insignificant venom, harmless to humans
    >Combat blue tarantula in MGS3: Kills you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you see, the combat blue tarantula is bred for killing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even notice. Bedtime.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one single spider in the entire country that can kill you
    >frickers loves nothing more than live in houses and especially in folded clothes

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While we're on the subject, I hope someone posts that webm of that one game where giant spiders appear out of nowhere and rush the player before the player exits the game as I have lost it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the one time I ever tried jacking off fully naked was in the heat of summer about 7-8 years ago and that one single time was when a spider dropped from the fricking ceiling onto my dick. I jumped and slammed my dick into the bottom of the desk. Hurt like hell, killed the mood, and worst of all since it took me out of the zone I was immensely disgusted with the material I was viewing. So I had blueballs plus the ache in your stomach from genital injury. I never did find him after that cause he scurried off/was flung off by my hand moving up and down.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's living in your foreskin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I think she crawled into the urethra and laid eggs in his ballsack.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most spiders around here are wolf spiders, so you don't even have to worry about running into webs.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes me wonder why humans are so scared of spiders as a whole when so few of them are venomous to us.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. And you taste bad. No proper spider would bite you unless they had to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they're homosexual-ass pussies

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know these guys aren't technically spiders but they're everywhere where I live.

    They're cute. CUTE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, that's creepy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's creepy about it? They just have long, stupid legs. They can't even bite. They have moths similar to ours and eat solid particulates of food, no fangs. If the legs were shorter it's look like some random beetle.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well said, fellow spider--I mean human!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Opiliones, also called harvestmen. No fangs, no venom. They eat mostly decomposing plant litter and really small insects like mites or gnat larvae. Completely harmless to humans.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most people are pussies.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's the Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders from Exile/Avernum. They're quite pleasant.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it there's no game where you can nonlethally take out non-mammals. Even games like Deus Ex don't, and then there are games like Encased where damaged dealt means lethality, even if it's against a holographic projector

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just went for a bushwalk (Australia) the track i went down had spiders the size of my hand hanging across the track every twenty metres so you walk into them if you arent careful
    The end of the track was a clearing with giant holes in the ground, funnel webs most venomous spiders around. All around me. Frick that track, frick spiders

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any pictures of the track, anon? Terrifying, but kind of cool

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's dragonflies.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enough spiders IRL are dangerous so they all get the boot. Guilty by Association, b***h.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kill spiders if they get too close because I’m scared but sometimes I ask friends to pick them up and take them outside because I don’t think it’s right to kill them
    They’re like super afraid of humans and spend 99% of their lives hiding in holes and corners, while they eat all the shitter bugs that cause us illness
    I love them I just wish they didn’t terrify me

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a good protagonist : No spider buddy
    >be a bad protagonist : have spider minion
    spider isn't evil, right?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I don't understand why everyone is so afraid of us

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im more surprised we dont get more Ants, Snails, Ticks and Earwigs as the ugly nasty bug enemy more often.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Ant enemies are common, I guess
      EDF, Fallout…uhhhh that's it?

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