>Spiders IRL : Most of harmless
>Spiders in game : common enemy or boss
game devs should have shown mercy for them
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>Spiders IRL : Most of harmless. >Spiders in game : common enemy or boss
>Spiders IRL : Most of harmless
>Spiders in game : common enemy or boss
game devs should have shown mercy for them
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Stop looking creepy then.
>Cobalt blue tarantula IRL: Medically insignificant venom, harmless to humans
>Combat blue tarantula in MGS3: Kills you
Well, you see, the combat blue tarantula is bred for killing
I didn't even notice. Bedtime.
>one single spider in the entire country that can kill you
>frickers loves nothing more than live in houses and especially in folded clothes
While we're on the subject, I hope someone posts that webm of that one game where giant spiders appear out of nowhere and rush the player before the player exits the game as I have lost it
Literally the one time I ever tried jacking off fully naked was in the heat of summer about 7-8 years ago and that one single time was when a spider dropped from the fricking ceiling onto my dick. I jumped and slammed my dick into the bottom of the desk. Hurt like hell, killed the mood, and worst of all since it took me out of the zone I was immensely disgusted with the material I was viewing. So I had blueballs plus the ache in your stomach from genital injury. I never did find him after that cause he scurried off/was flung off by my hand moving up and down.
He's living in your foreskin.
Nah I think she crawled into the urethra and laid eggs in his ballsack.
Most spiders around here are wolf spiders, so you don't even have to worry about running into webs.
Makes me wonder why humans are so scared of spiders as a whole when so few of them are venomous to us.
Exactly. And you taste bad. No proper spider would bite you unless they had to.
because they're homosexual-ass pussies
I know these guys aren't technically spiders but they're everywhere where I live.
They're cute. CUTE!
Okay, that's creepy
What's creepy about it? They just have long, stupid legs. They can't even bite. They have moths similar to ours and eat solid particulates of food, no fangs. If the legs were shorter it's look like some random beetle.
Well said, fellow spider--I mean human!!
Opiliones, also called harvestmen. No fangs, no venom. They eat mostly decomposing plant litter and really small insects like mites or gnat larvae. Completely harmless to humans.
Most people are pussies.
There's the Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders from Exile/Avernum. They're quite pleasant.
Now that I think about it there's no game where you can nonlethally take out non-mammals. Even games like Deus Ex don't, and then there are games like Encased where damaged dealt means lethality, even if it's against a holographic projector
i just went for a bushwalk (Australia) the track i went down had spiders the size of my hand hanging across the track every twenty metres so you walk into them if you arent careful
The end of the track was a clearing with giant holes in the ground, funnel webs most venomous spiders around. All around me. Frick that track, frick spiders
Any pictures of the track, anon? Terrifying, but kind of cool
They are the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom...
No, that's dragonflies.
Enough spiders IRL are dangerous so they all get the boot. Guilty by Association, b***h.
I kill spiders if they get too close because I’m scared but sometimes I ask friends to pick them up and take them outside because I don’t think it’s right to kill them
They’re like super afraid of humans and spend 99% of their lives hiding in holes and corners, while they eat all the shitter bugs that cause us illness
I love them I just wish they didn’t terrify me
>be a good protagonist : No spider buddy
>be a bad protagonist : have spider minion
spider isn't evil, right?
Yeah I don't understand why everyone is so afraid of us
Im more surprised we dont get more Ants, Snails, Ticks and Earwigs as the ugly nasty bug enemy more often.
I think Ant enemies are common, I guess
EDF, Fallout…uhhhh that's it?