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Will cooler (or cooler weapons) get nerfed again?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    live

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    patch notes soon™

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pencil 210p and nothing else
    You will rike it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take it. It's still wild how pencil alone somehow escaped that when all the other cooler weapons got a point increase a while back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Without cooler no one would use it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what's this artist name?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Takuda

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if cooler gets nerfed too hard zooka will become even more oppressive so i hope not

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    live

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hardly even see pencils in the wild. Why do people want it nerfed so bad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The complain comes mostly from people who play tournies, as there you see one in every single game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cheap pfs for arguably the best special in the entire game
      >moronic good painting range letting it get that special a lot
      >enough range to be completely uninteractive with the rest of the game making it near s2 jet squelcher levels of cancerous
      idk anon you tell me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever tried using the damn thing? It's like a cheat code on zones. You can just paint the whole thing for free and spam coolers for your team. Easy mode.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only time I use it is when forced to in SR and like all chargers I hate it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          snipewriter is one of if not the best chargers in sr

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Me having a charger is a guaranteed death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's really good in competitive when you can actually coordinate with your team. Insanely quick respawn+special saver is insane.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hour and a half until zooka finally gets nerfed
    ...right?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you all you don't deserve the tacticooler when you don't USE MY FRICKING BEACONS

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or is the salmon run rotation right now actual cancer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Inkbrush is bad but the other three weapons are great
      Sounds like a proficiency deficiency on your end

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i got inkbrush on mothership and got demoted so i'm just a tad salty
        i also keep getting matched with people who don't put the fricking eggs in the basket but blaming teammates is a meme so i'll refrain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i got inkbrush on mothership and got demoted
          ya gotta know when to fold'em brother. I made that mistake and crashed and burned badly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got through all waves multiple times with randoms. Carried hard since two of the weapons are my mains, one I'm use to using and the other plays itself if you pick good spots. Better then the last two rotations for sure.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to god, if this overpowered piece of shit doesnt get a nerf
    im going back to splatoon2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Duke...

      i got inkbrush on mothership and got demoted so i'm just a tad salty
      i also keep getting matched with people who don't put the fricking eggs in the basket but blaming teammates is a meme so i'll refrain

      Berkel...

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Patch notes ETA?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're usually like 1 hour after the daily rotation iirc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      About an hour

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even nerf the cooler so it's not on every comp team but still relevant in casual / rando play?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      decrease the special saver ability from 100% to 85%
      that way it can still be used to make risky plays, but without coming back with a potentially fully charged special

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think you really can without a full rework
      at this point the best solution in my opnion is to nerf pencil so it's not the uncontested best cooler weapon, and add a few more kits with cooler so people have more options

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still remember people shitting on the pencil when it was first shown. And look at it now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let the other team steal cans. This would make it harder to place down and would make its indestructible property a double-edged sword.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that it bypasses respawn punisher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that’s bullshit, no point in the risk of running RP if a special can just negate it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All these people calling for cooler nerfs are seemingly completely fine the state trizooka is currently in, not realizing that cooler is the only real counter for trizooka right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could nerf Zooka and increase Pencil PFS. It's not an either-or.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Next rotation for build is making my octoling look like a gangbanger.
    >Get into first game.
    >Random teammate instantly starts squidbagging my octo's leg the moment we jump out of spawn.
    Which one of you was it?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon
    hydra against fug is fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ggs, all cards g e t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        congrats
        i'm waiting until the next season to finally dump my bits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. Got ‘em all last season & maxed out bits as well. Was made to upgrade cards as to not let any new ones go to waste

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Patch notes are up!
    https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v720
    Check ‘em out and see what’s changed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Highlights
      >Nothing but weapon buffs
      >Buffs to bubbler and splattercolor screen
      >Nerfs to triple splashdown
      >Superjumping to someone with kraken makes you jump to their starting position instead of current location
      >Special point increase to splattershot, squeezer, range blaster, and snipewriter 5B (the one with cooler)
      >Hit top 1,000 and you start at S+ at the end of the season

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to triple splashdown
        One of them is a nerf, one is a buff.

        Here's the buff:
        >Reduced the amount of time it takes for the player and ink fist to start dropping after they rise up by about 1/6th of a second.
        TL;DR the fist comes down faster, but the nerf is its radius was reduced.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I'll take it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No nerfs to Heavy Splatling and Heavy Edit Splatling

      Works for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >clash blaster STILL not nerfed to oblivion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it supposed to be bad? Then again, they consistently dominate my A rank matches so maybe us shitters would influence its nerf status.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's a casual game and casual weapons need to be nerfed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't say it's exactly bad but it isn't good either. Only a menace to shitters

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What would you say its weaknesses are? Low dps that relies on the other dude not aiming corrctly? Low range?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Weak range and slow time to kill. It's a timmy filter in that if you just walk up to it like a dummy it will kill you in a few blasts. But against a weapon with higher DPS/range it's a sitting duck.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. It can be a little difficult to deal with when using shorter range weapons but it's a weaker blaster

                It outranges Splaatershot lmao, what more do you want?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't need to be more than it is

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty much. It can be a little difficult to deal with when using shorter range weapons but it's a weaker blaster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all these buffs and Explo still remains untouched since launch
      Yeah sick, like I needed more confirmation of how the devs felt about this weapon after seeing what they did to its second kit. Literally worse than the Holocaust.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Made it so that Super Jumping to an ally using Kraken Royale will Super Jump to the location where that ally started using Kraken Royale rather than the ally’s current position.
      this was my suggested fix for clam cheese, not that I think it was really needed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fixed an issue where, if a Golden Egg was thrown off the stage after transferring between inkrails, the Golden Egg would sometimes reappear far away when returning to the stage. Instead, it will now return to the base of the last inkrail ridden.
      again, another way I suggested of fixing that strat, even more so, I really do not think it needed fixing
      oh well, it was fun while it lasted

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For the next patch, you're good at X rank, you don't need to grind to S+10.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SNIPEWRITER 210
    NICE
    >Carbon Roller (Zipcaster) 160
    What were they THINKING?
    >Kraken cheese heavily nerfed
    Good patch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Roller (Zipcaster) 160
      >What were they THINKING?
      Nobody uses that weapon compared to Carbon Deco. It's just a 10 point deduction, it's not really going to help it that much more. It doesn't have a burst bomb to paint like Deco either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seeing a 160 weapon is pretty funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also tells you how completely fricking worthless Super Chumps are that they're fine with a weapon as good at painting as N Zap is allowed to shit them out at 160p.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait disregard, the Carbon was the one that got 160, still mostly stands at 170 for that though.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatter shot pro damage buff
    >blaster buffs
    >dapples just get a slight movement buff
    >no douser buff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They usually don't touch the newer weapons right away and wait for things to settle a bit, sorry douser bro.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They patched that one cheese strat during Tornado on Bonerattle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tornado doesn’t even need cheese anyway unless you’re overfishing.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nozzlenose H-3D damage buff
    >Big Bubbler buff
    ...bros?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >170p cooler

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine because it's stuck on dapples which aren't really used compared to the other cooler options.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I should get royalties for the Kraken change.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are they going to repeat seasons after version 8?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dolphins diving no longer inks the top of the fish stick
    finally, now fix the slammin lids ghost slapping me after ive killed it

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rate the patch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meh/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      7/10
      depending on how significant the undertow rework is it might become an 8 or even a 9

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >10p "nerf" to the two weapons known for being able to shit out turf like its nothing
      frickin garbage lol
      and the buffs are tiny improvements that wont actually level the playing field (as usual)

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like a lot of the PFS changes but why'd Range Blaster (Wavebreaker) go to 210 and why'd Carbon (Zipcaster) go to 160? That's the lowest a PFS has ever been.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There were 150p weapons in S2. It's not unprecedented.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why'd Carbon (Zipcaster) go to 160?
      Because it's a bottom tier weapon and nobody uses it over the deco variant. Even with 160p nobody is going to use it over deco which has burst bomb and trizooka. Carbon needs burst bomb. Zipcaster doesn't synergize that well with the weapon either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Zipcaster doesn't synergize that well with the weapon either
        Funny how the weapon designed to be very close range doesn’t work well with the special designed to put you at close range to anyone on the map
        With the other weapons you have some range to work with, so you can zip close and attack from some distance without being directly in front of them and manage a kill. But with carbon it only works if you’re up their ass so when you zip in close they’ll likely just move and kill you because you do the damage of a gnats fart from anything that isn’t point blank. Not to mention that zipcaster buff basically invalidated the weapons zipcaster use entirely since you can kill anyone by zipping on top of them. Literally no reason to use carbon for zipcaster

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you want zipcaster you have the Splatana w/ a burst bomb, very decent range and the benefit of a close range OHKO. It does everything you could want out of a carbon w/ zip but more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      vcarbon probably has close to 0 usage since carbon deco is stricty better, so this is them desperately trying to get someone to use it

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is big

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lets fricking go, I had intentions of using the weapon again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the 70-50 damage blast radius ? So the burst is gonna get bigger?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what Salmon Run will get in the final Season?

    They already said we won't be getting any new Maps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well if we're going off datamines, probably the final grizzco weapon being the Grizzco Roller

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want it to be, like a go cart with the GrizzCo Roller attached to the front. You can't even swing it. Just drive, baby.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To me the grizzco roller would be something in the vein of Dynamo, but it does make me wonder what direction with it they'll go. Will be just a normal sized roller with crazy speed and damage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no more new maps
      >no more new music
      >probably no new salmonid king

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We’re still lacking a good handful of grizzco gear from S2. They likely don’t wanna go out with nothing so I would reckon one final shop update and maybe a few other goodies like a new grizzco weapon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >One more shop update since there’s missing S2 Grizzco gear and no Mudmouth decoration
      >Maybe a Grizzco Roller based on an old datamine
      >Maybe a final king since they didn’t mention that Megalodontia was the final king whereas they went out of their way to say Bonerattle is the final map

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >untouched trizooka
    thats it' im going back to splat2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will not be missed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good bye, G!!!

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fixed clam blitz
    best patch yet

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with comeback on vshot you can throw out two suction bombs for free right when you spawn and get so much fricking special charge back. sometimes Im hitting 5+ zooka's without even trying to spam it

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ummm water bros our response?

    ?si=xZYj4YaL9t0m7HDG

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >water
      you mean H2O?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        okay chemist gay im gonna pump some C7H19N3 up your ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Salmon Run not shit at the moment? I need a promotion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Inkbrush filters freelancers very hard so keep that in mind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s 3 strong weapons and an inkbrush. Hydra can be a bit unwieldy for most players though. I think the loadout is strong overall

        I've used an Inkbrush for a literal year, I think I can handle it.

        its probably that guy who said he was at profresh and needed "veterans" to carry him

        I've made it to EVP without the Pool's help before and I can do it again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >without the Pool's help
          sure thing Len

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s 3 strong weapons and an inkbrush. Hydra can be a bit unwieldy for most players though. I think the loadout is strong overall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >need a promotion
      >game has been out for a year
      >you're still bad at salmon run
      ?????????????????

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its probably that guy who said he was at profresh and needed "veterans" to carry him

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, you.

    No, not you, butthole. The other guy reading this. Yeah, you. I'm putting together a team for salmon run. Be there in about 5 minutes, because I want my bonuses. I make the room and you're not there, there's gonna be problems.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to play with melia simp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me neither, he is on my blacklist

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's going up!

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Saw a guy try to shoot down a Flyfish with a Hydra
    Was this crap not covered in the tutorial?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last sockeye rotation I had a freelancer shoot a mudmouth... I was also high EVP.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got 2/4 if anyone wants in.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, okay. And I was about ready to head on out. Better one rando than all randos, eh?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw a inkbrush user draw a swastika
    Yikes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry it’s a habit

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 great waves
    >Absolute shitstorm on 3
    Just another day at Grizzco

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, much better.

      I dunno why, but that first freelancer we got rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe it's just my mind making excuses. I do like this guy, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hate inkbrush being too slow to kill anything

        He seemed fine from what I saw. This one’s got it too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's better.

          Both regular brushes are so fricking bad in SR, though octo at least covers more turf when swinging.
          >He seemed fine from what I saw
          There were several times where he could have helped me out and elected to frick off.

          As far as the game’s concerned you lost. Sorry, git gud

          Don't make me get the duct tape.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there isnt an actual blacklist, right?
    I dont know if this has been answered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there IS a blacklist anon, it's updated daily and you're already on it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and gatekeeping too

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care much for slow but stronk weapons but Hydra is really growing on me. Not that I'll ever use it outside of Salmon of course.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >comm error literally right when we win
    You gotta be fricking kidding me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that happened to me before and then it gave me a 10 min ban

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As far as the game’s concerned you lost. Sorry, git gud

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another disconnect
    FRICKING COME ON

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You abandoned us. You’re lucky we got no king with the almost-full meters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it happens again, I'm done. Was hoping that maybe it might be fun enough for a few kings, but obviously life has deemed me unworthy.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    quick we must summon fug fast

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver
    The other day I fricked up a boss with freelancers and got 3 gold, the frick grizz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the hydra+fug tax is strong..

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All that pain and effort for 1 silver. I'm stopping while I'm ahead, and this is a sad excuse for being ahead. Got 3 unstable connections during that damn game. I have no idea what happened with my connection recently to make it like this, used to be perfect. At least playing with you guys was really fun. I'm gonna go back to beating Splatoon 1 now. I liked that we all had the cute pink gloopsuit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, gg’s. And thanks for the cover during fug, had a clean shot every time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always cover the hydra during king fights, always. I saw stingers and flyfish and immediately popped that inkjet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gn sis

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pro buffs
    Oh shit, might have to pick it up again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's how I thought before the end of Splatoon 2 made me wary of using it. They always find a way to mess with my favorites.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else likes the original S-BLAST? The sprinklers really make it easier to paint and be able to use super. I'm not good and consistent enough to aim for limited deaths per game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one burst bomb paints more than the sprinkler, and you can use multiple of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I thought as well but in practice I keep getting in situations where I don't have enough ink with burst bombs vs sprinklers. I got no Idea why other than me being a shitter. Also it's fun bursting rainmakers with sprinklers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, I have four stars on it and have barely touched the burst bomb one. It's the worst painting weapon in the game, so having a sprinkler and a quick, aggressive special that also paints a lot really helps it out.
      Or maybe I'm just weird. I like all of the individual parts of the kit, while a lot of people probably don't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can see if you're really aggressive, good at aiming and one shotting enemies the burst bomb would be better but the original is better to play with and I already 5 starred the burst bomb one.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The resource name for the douser dualies and recycle brella were “Maneuver_Long” and “Shelter_Focus”
    >“Maneuver_Long” references the dousers having a very long dodge roll
    >“Shelter_Focus” references the focus on the recycles canopy (quick deployment and fast recharge)
    >The resource name for the new splatana and stringer are “Saber_Heavy” and “Stringer_Explosion”
    Any guess based on the previous resource names on how the new classes will play?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Saber_Heavy
      really slow, but really powerful
      extremely wide but slow moving horizontal slashes and a very slow vertical slash that does 90 damage
      >Stringer_Explosion
      a stringer even more focused on chip damage from explosives rather than skillshots

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That Stringer had better nuke Flyfish baskets or I swear to frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is that Saber_Heavy is the dynamo or painbrush of the splatana class. Something that slashes very slowly but inks far and does a lot of damage, charge attacks taking a long time but maybe killing multiple people like a charger?

      Stringer_explosion is probably a very short range stringer that does splash damage meant for close quarters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Stringer_explosion is probably a very short range stringer that does splash damage meant for close quarters
        I’d place doubt on that given reeflux is the close-range stringer. I’d imagine it would be a similar “heavy” variant of the stringer that places focus on the exploding projectiles. Maybe longer range though the explosion part could be anything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's only gonna fire one big projectile instead of a set personally, being able to shoot thee projectiles with considerable blast radiuses sounds pretty busted in terms of potential space control.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      saber is self explanatory
      stringer, is probably a heavier stringer, takes longer to charge, bolts take longer to explode but ink more on impact, do more damage and have a larger explosion radius, at full charge (or maybe half charge?) the bolts explosions count as a bomb type damage (flyfish killer) and when releasing at full charge a smaller explosion happens around your squid/octo (coming from the stringer due to the heavy charge just released), dealing 30 bomb type damage (can be used to kill flyfishs near ledges/corners)

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Splatoon community is full of people who are obsessed with sex, being gay, and being transgender. All you have to do to see that is go on the game with plaza posts turned on and look at people's usernames and titles in-game. Count how many titles use the word "head" or "member", count how many names have "yaoi" or "yuri", and count how many plaza posts talk about their sexuality or gender.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're so right let's all report PearlWoomy right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Though you're right, people making innuendoes with titles is just what people naturally do
      Though this was my personal favorite title

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LOL this one is clever. My title is "Greedy Prosperous Merchant" and I have all gold badges + background

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    making salmon room at rotation

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have one spot open for salmon run

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one more king for me

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd forgotten that area 4 in octo valley is the point in the story where Cuttlefish got squidnapped and his granddaughters stepped in. This is nice.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I get shot out of mid-air before I can pop off my Special again, I'm going to throw this stupid game into the ocean.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice gold, GGs.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll end on that GOLD! GGs A and CH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finally got a gold banner from the machine!

      Well I'm happy at least some people had a good time today. Good work out there.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally got a gold banner from the machine!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Run giveth, the Run taketh. And then there's us, snatching it out of Grizz's jaws.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Zones
    >Or play Anarchy Open

    I guess I'll try again tomorrow

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heh didn't know you were in the lobby

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny coincidence, ggs just wanted 1 star on these gloogas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same trying to 4* both nzap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh and GG

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of these days I'll five star something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've only ever four-starred any weapons.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im on my fifth day of not masturbatung to porn. beating this addiction bros I wore my dick out so fricking bad. yes I'm the guy a few threads ago that said I had to lose my eyes and imagine inklings/octolings while having sex to get off. well progress is progress and I'll keep trying to undo my porn brain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for what? trying to overcome something that has a hold on me? I'm not proud that I ended up like jerking off a million times a day for years. But I'm proud that I'm trying to stop and be healthier for my future and for my sex life. And maybe I'll quit having to pretend my girlfriend is pearl while I'm balls deep in her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            shut up, fat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Stop shitting up the Splatoon threads with your pointless drivel. It's moronic when people meme it in November and you're just as moronic for continuing it otherwise. Frick. Off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he's not even going no nut just cutting out porn and he's nowhere even close to the worse poster in these threads, at least he isn't shitting it up with constant avatargayging, whining and blogposting every single thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mad because virgin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to avoid porn
      >enter a Splatoon thread
      moron

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's Splatover

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodnight pool 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goodnight

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 6 am

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you ruined it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good

        we dont need this thread

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why not

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