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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Third time's the charm, right bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that pic reminds me, where are the collaborations? all there has been is a pokemon splafest but just the teams and a Zelda inspired map.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >middle goes almost entirely untouched
    not expecting anything tbh

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >third thread today
    Let it die

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team booyahs at the start of the round
    >we get stomped
    why is it always like this

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, we don't play pvp around here, try again over in /vg/ instead.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick doesn’t the game just give you a break since you carried your shitter teammates as hard as you could?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H-how are you in S above negative points
      Do you use a TV?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really it’s mostly luck and whether or not the game decides to favor you. A large part of it also comes down to skill as well, but no amount of skill is going to make up for 3 people who feed the whole game. Picrel is me getting a good team. I use a computer monitor with low latency but I assure you it has nothing to do with how well I play. My pro controller and gyro aim does though, so if you’re not using one of those you probably should.

        I really need to get over my anxiety and shoot for S+.

        Like I said previously it’s mostly luck, especially for rank up battles. You should just play a rank up series every day, you’ll eventually get it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luck? Nah you just played like shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im not even mad. Im not even disappointed.
            When your child disappoints you at every turn, you grow numb to its attempts of impressing you.
            I expected nothing, and nothing is what I got.

            Splatoon 4 confirmed fricking doomed.

            No it is absolutely luck since the game runs off of some moronic average power system.
            Lets say your power for the sake of relativity is 5/10.
            Good matchmaking is "lets pit this player in a team of 5/10s against other 5/10s, +/- 1"
            S3s matchmaking is "lets make the average 5/10, aka, potentially put you on a team of paint sniffing glue munching 1/10s vs a team of 10/10s so long as it averages out back to a 5ish/10"
            The kicker is the game also accounts for your recent games w/l ratio, and tries to keep you at a 25/25 win/loss, so if you recently won a bunch of games, got to the 35-40 win mark, you WILL be the one with the glue munchers on your team. Reverse this logic if on a loss streak.

            "learn to carry" only applies for low level play, at high level play people are simply too good at the game to let one player carry the weight of 2 morons and a midler.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          finally, the true anon who censor names
          doing god's work

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you check the pool rn it's just deens

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that ratio

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >censoring your special
          For what purpose?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really need to get over my anxiety and shoot for S+.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to carry unironically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      git gud anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give up trying to rank up because I'm the only one doing anything on the team
      >Demote myself
      >Try to lose so matchmaking doesn't stiff me
      >Get carried
      Wtf bros.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PB room going up when the patch drops, PW 7777

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when's it drop?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7 minutes, I think. Get ready for the Chara stream to get your opinions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Usually an hour after daily, so 1 hour from now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have the game open with no maintenance notification so probably

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they made it easier to get to the sniper perch and added a grate platform. What a nothing burger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're too afraid of going against the original map designer's vision of long ranged weapons dominating that they're trying to chip away at, but it isn't enough. Hopefully in the next game they get someone else to do the maps and throw all that trash out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never realized how trash these maps were til I saw people playing splat1. I'd forgotten how big they were and so many routes. Splat4 needs ones maps and threes game mechanics.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eta for the update?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should be on the hour

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >clique member blogging about their series
    Is bad enough we have octotroony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cliquegays ruined the threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How dare people talk about the games what they are playing!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s just mad I censored out the names.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it would be better without people posting their names everyfricking second

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did someone make fun of your username?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chill out, Nauice

          did someone make fun of your username?

          Don't start, Bottomfrag

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A refresher on the incoming update
    https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v720
    Thoughts on this mid-season patch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pros
      >kraken cheese is dead
      >some well deserved buffs for less popular/powerful weapons/specials
      >all "meta" zooka weapons have expensive pfs
      >less popular cooler options got some nice buffs (dapples/h3)
      cons
      >160p is now a thing and something else could get it in the future
      >89 has a 170p chump
      >the only nerf pencil got was +10 pfs which won't really do much
      >bubbler buffs that could push a rather unhealthy special into the meta

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>160p is now a thing and something else could get it in the future
        It doesn't matter that it's 160p because nobody is ever going to use vanilla carbon over the deco variant that has burst bomb and trizooka. 160p by itself means nothing.
        The orange zap with 170p might be annoying for turf war but even then it's not that popular of a weapon.
        I agree that the pencil nerf isn't going to change much.
        Bubbler is still going to get completely shredded by most things, even with its weak spot getting a slight buff. The special is a complete pushover as it stands right now. No bubble weapon is entirely dominant, and the weapons that bubble is on aren't really going to be competitively viable outside of vanilla roller which isn't going to be as common as other "meta" threats.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          obviously 160 on vcarbon means nothing
          but it is concerning that the devs think that 160p is okay at all in the first place
          it's a "not bad right now but could become much worse later on" kind of effect

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>but it is concerning that the devs think that 160p is okay at all in the first place
            But it IS okay on weapons that are complete garbage, that's the point. And vanilla carbon is complete garbage! They could make it 80p and nobody would still use that piece of shit over the clearly superior carbon deco

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i want 150 undervover brella back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the only nerf pencil got was +10 pfs which won't really do much
        for real it hasnt reduced the shots-for-special at all, unless you are shooting into mixed ink turf, but its only 5% more points, who cares?

        >>160p is now a thing and something else could get it in the future
        It doesn't matter that it's 160p because nobody is ever going to use vanilla carbon over the deco variant that has burst bomb and trizooka. 160p by itself means nothing.
        The orange zap with 170p might be annoying for turf war but even then it's not that popular of a weapon.
        I agree that the pencil nerf isn't going to change much.
        Bubbler is still going to get completely shredded by most things, even with its weak spot getting a slight buff. The special is a complete pushover as it stands right now. No bubble weapon is entirely dominant, and the weapons that bubble is on aren't really going to be competitively viable outside of vanilla roller which isn't going to be as common as other "meta" threats.

        >Bubbler is still going to get completely shredded by most things, even with its weak spot getting a slight buff
        Slight buff? Mate it got a 22% HP increase, thats enough to survive a full trizooka IIRC. The bubble hp is the same, but the two weakpoints are 1/5th more durable, so other specials, fizzies, sloshers etc are less powerful. Things that took 3 shots should now take 4 in most cases, which is good as bubbles biggest issue is it was weak.
        if they buff chump to be good, kek, nzap will be king of the whole meta cooler+chump 4 zaps comps coming.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if they buff chump to be good,
          make the splash radius as big as the ones smollusk uses 😀

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if they buff chump to be good
          no they won't, enjoy your inking special forever

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FRICK ARE THERE SO MANY FRICKING SHITTERS IN THIS GAME? IM BACK TO FRICKING PROFRESHIONAL HELL.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not stopping when your about to get demoted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Profreshional +2 40/100
        >"Shit, only 3 more games and i'm back to +3 again"
        >morons lose in round 1, 20/100
        >morons lose in round 2, 10/100
        >Win game, 30/100
        >morons loss in round 2, 20/100
        >"Ah well, just one more game than planned"
        >Win game, 40/100
        >Win game, 60/100
        >moron left, 55/100
        >"Now I have to do one extra game because of that idiot
        >morons die in round 2, 45/100
        >morons die in round 2, 35/100
        >morons die in round 1, 15/100

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kicked out of lobby
    Update soon…

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    H-hey little buddy watcha doing so close to grizzco? And why are you looking at the lantern like that.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im updating right now

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Downloading…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous


      no one in the pool with this name...

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is this meant to accomplish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also they actually made the left route on rainmaker even better since now you can swim through it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is this meant to accomplish

        if you play heavy you're throwing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can more easily shoot from one side to the other
      >you can more easily see from one side to the other
      >you can more easily move from one side to the other
      Removing the pillow and replacing it with a dip will help mid feel less claustrophobic IMO.
      Its small, but it makes both moving through and defending easier.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >update complete
    >servers still down

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one that finds it near impossible to get through the current salmon run map in high tide?
    Also, why the frick does no one know that you can easily beat Horrorboros with the machine gun? I hate seeing them running around dying instead of just shooting their mouths.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      You have the sploosh
      The hydra climbs a fish stick
      The inkbrush goes back and forth the islands to kill flyfish or stingers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try coordinating that with a bunch of brain dead randoms.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20 minutes and servers still down

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not sure what this will do but i like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Opens up the area a bit to make it slightly easier for someone to slip through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a nice anti-sniper cover, but also a great place to throw splatobombs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People seem to like it in Rom-en i guess

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blinked and the servers are still down

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Side Order 25 wageoid scrip worth of fun? Be honest. Those two hours stocking shelves meant a lot to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its Mid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically singleplayer Salmon Run mixed with ranked modes. I liked it well enough to do all the palettes.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PB up
    Pass: 7777
    2 rounds of each gamemode on the revamped Undertow Spillway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only 2?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7/8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cliques out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any open spots?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        open

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will you be doing another pb at rotaion?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apologies, I shall not intrude again.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Undertow Pole? More like Undertow Hole

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tourneygay PB
    What you go and ban some more people and now you're trying to scout?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Splatterscreen move faster than before now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just does more damage

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they still haven't added kelp dome or walleye warehouse. I know they would be reworked and fricked up but still. Frick this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss walleye so much it's unreal and blackbelly too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 3 they really hate close quarters maps because they're not fair to the long ranged wepaons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hagglefish is so fricking unfun when one team has a backliner

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pb 7/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >locked rooms
      yeah miss me with that shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scroll up, dumbass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The password is right there bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anyone can join, provided they actually read the thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You never really play with us, Rider 1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was in the room actually.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get back in here

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your obviously not the host.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >currently 2310 X power and #830 in Rainmaker
    If I leave now am I guaranteed the regular X badge at the end of the season?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you might even get the bronze one, but yeah you're guaranteed to get it
      how do you get that high anyways? seem to be stuck at 2000

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just stack swim speed and object shredder on my sploosh and blitz everything

        But the most important things I do are holding leads and closing matches.

        So much of what I do is playing as safe as possible and holding on to my special for the last minute to avoid any overtime shenanigans.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting, any chance you could share a replay of this? I play tri nouveau so i may be able to pick up on some tips to play a bit safer instead of diving headfirst into shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can join the pb to see how I play
            we need a last man

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i'm in the pb lmao, i have an alias on for fun

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn
                But I don't think I have any sploosh replays saved
                But it's not like its necessary
                just cover the area in your ink, hide and observe and strike when you see an opening

                My raimaker playstyle also relies on using my specials to push, tacticooler isn't as aggressive as inkjet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the top 3k? Yes
      For top 1000? Doubt

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could play tableturf while waiting

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did they increase the dapples ink consumption with the speed? Never went through a tank so quickly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faster firing does lead to faster draining

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's fantastic.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7/8
    Could use another player

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    help

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh ffs

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3rd disconnect
    Yea frick this, not waiting around only for someone to quit

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >clique pb

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With all the DC’d and everyone leaving i’m just gonna close the PB room. Will try again next rotation, so be there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The host has a bad connection. She's making us DC

      The servers are wonky. After I left the first room and went back to TW I've had teammates and the enemy DC.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The host has a bad connection. She's making us DC

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Callie best girl?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glad I didn't join pb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pb is for the discord Black folk, just dont join them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nekolumbus...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was in the second one for like an hour

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are you replying to this you moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            calm down midna

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't even play with them. Why do you care?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did they mean with this artwork

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that her favorite salmons are chums cohocks and drizzlers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon has always been low key horny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >low key

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >low key

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even an ass man and this shit is fricking unreal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I completed side order and all I got was this stupid loose suit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            agent eight’s ass is outrageous

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >low key

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the high speed gremlin activity in the background

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >boneless creatures
          >have bagina bones anyway

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is he now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      choked on a bag of dicks, tragic

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain the S-Blast's buff? It now has wider standing shots?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s ranged shot has a bigger blast radius

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss her, any chance of her coming back?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to see undertow's changes
    >Play 5 times
    >Only get to play there once
    This game just doesn't want to cooperate today. Maybe later then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go on Recon, idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she didn't recon the map

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >17 wins - 29 defeats
    yeah I'm getting worse at this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically if that first tourneyschizo never got the attention they did I 100% the threads would be in a much better place than it is now.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woomies are NOT lewd!!! they are made for hand holding and cuddling NOT LEWD ACTIVITIES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      baby making sex with woomies!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can a human impregnate a squid?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It'll just take allot of work on the human's end.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good goddamn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boys can't get pregnant!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the woomies would disagree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy catdoll
      >find a matching woomy-hair thing online
      >have experience painting loser figures, can paint catdoll to look like woomy
      >will cost £1300, and IF customs check it, I go to jail
      do I do it bros? I want to go to sleep cuddling a woomy so bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IF customs check it, I go to jail
        why?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          local law has it where owning such a thing isnt illegal, but shipping or importing it is
          Any doll that could be deemed (by the customs) to be sexual and too young is a crime and will have the officers at your door
          The base model for the woomy ive got in my mind is a e-girl doll from china, is about 135cm, anything below 140cm is considered childlike.

          May not go to jail but id have to convince the officers im a turbo loser who really, genuinely, just wants to cuddle a splatoon character. Which is true, but goddamn. Also I have a lot of NSFW splacoom, naturally, and im not sure if that would count as CP here, im not pakistani so probably.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm obviously not well versed on this, and english law isn't something I know too well either. You might want to go to /jp/'s onahole general and ask for advice there.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tourney app also got updated, and now has support for Swiss brackets.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So who you got in the Fest lads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shiver, I want no mirror matches

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Our numbers will be few but we will have the most fun.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I think I'm likin' the screen buffs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT THE SCREEN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kekeroni
        I love knowing im making 0.0001% of the player population hurt, and a disproportionate 20%+ seethe for it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >disproportionate 20%+ seethe for it.
          yes, mostly your own team who have to deal with a thrower homosexual

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    live

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, clearly not much interest tonight. Not much point in bumping the thread when no one's here.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play x
    >stomp the first team
    >continue with the same team, stomping the next team but then my teammate DCs and we lose
    >get shitter teammates next, lose
    >get in a game against putz12
    >rape him
    this game is a wild ride

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new SR in an hour
    Might as well stick around to get it done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a really good rotation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Undercover is a bit iffy, but otherwise looks nice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Undercover is a bit iffy
          skill issue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I appreciate Undercover the more I use it. It’s mid, but at the upper end of mid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mid is about the perfect term I'd use for it. It does some things adequately, but nothing particularly well. I've never been super happy that I got it.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, let's do this. Tired as balls, so only doing one king.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or is the game outright freezing all of a sudden?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game seems to be having some performance issues after the recent update

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bed time now, it was a long day and night and basically forced myself to get those bonuses. But first two cue octos.

        Damn, the hell? Little surprised I didn't get hit with that.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >save my splashdowns for wave 3
    >it's cannons
    God damn it.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I did terribly that game.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg anon. no time to do a king but thanks for the bonuses

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that upcoming spawning grounds rotation
    HOLY FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh lord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh come on, it can't be that ba-

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet they were laughing when the made this rotation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they don't make rotations, they generate years long lists and edit the particular dates if needed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. I didn't know that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not that bad. replace boozler with inkbrush and now we're talking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >4 weapons with zero damage
          >not that bad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The boozler is good. The nozzle is passable, carbon sucks ass but will still kill chum during rush. Clash is great at clearing trash.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The boozler is good.
              lol no it's at best mid
              >carbon sucks ass but will still kill chum during rush
              doesn't matter when it takes years to kill bosses and any goldie that reaches you would immediately home run your ass into water or chum spam
              >clash is great at clearing trash.
              it's barely okay at killing normal trash and is filtered by anything cohock or fatter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue, also bamboo is so good once you know how to properly play it, understand partial charges, and use its mobility
                Dont waste time on smallfry when theres a roller or blaster on the team.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >once you know how to properly play it, understand partial charges, and use its mobility
                so unusable for 99,99% of splatoon playerbase

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mobility
                >can only paint straight lines

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bamboo is overhated but it has limitations. The weaker the overall comp is, the more those limitations are felt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Inkbrush is the worst not because of its shit range and shit damage its because of having to constantly push the right trigger to the point where it fricks your finger and controller up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried not having limp fat baby hands?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Have you tried not being a homosexual?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep another rotation to kill your wrists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and dumb shits like you will still queue into it, get assraped and cry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and dumb shits like you will still queue into it
        Of course I will

        >get assraped and cry
        Nah I know it's going to be a shitshow and will be laughing the entire time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks awful. Can't wait to play it!

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs, fun and smooth shifts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For how close that fatty was, I'll happily take 2 silver. Honestly just glad to have a fun little session that wasn't peppered with disconnects. Thanks for them games, it was nice. Would like more, but not tonight.

      Ay

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun games guys.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute ponytail veemo, I would like to hug her and smooch that forehead. Good night. Here's to hoping the game's performance issues get fixed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gn sis

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS ENOUGH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just wanna rest...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can do it, harmstrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats bottomfrag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          doubt

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making nzap 170 is somehow the most fun thing in this update for me. I can spam chomps so fast now

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buff pro
    >buff blasters
    >add more damage on wall as it fricking matters at all
    >buff fricking neo splash and nzap
    what the frick is WRONG with those absolute Black person devs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japs have a bat habits of seeking powercreep, it's never about balance, you need to have the popular stuff feels even more powerful every time.
      This roots moslty because they know teenagers want to feel strong, not challenged.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Consistently and effortlessly clear series regardless of team comp in whatever rank I'm in until rank-up appears
    >Rank-up exclusively pairs me with morons against the most autistic freaks I've ever seen
    >Eventually beat rank-up and everything is completely fine again

    Why is it like this every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because you are a westerner and a shitter

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a bad time to hop on splatoon?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How’s the undertow rework feel? Haven’t gotten to play, cause I’m away, but the mid looks a lot more open and the spawn looks a lot better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      barely different.
      The weird overhang bits near mid kind of help, but... eh? still a massive chokegrinder map. No idea WHY they didnt remove the glass walls to the left of the map for a one-way-drop flank.
      Its like 2% better in mid, basically the same though.
      Defending when theyre in your base area is much better thanks to the left platform, especially with long range weapons. Similarly attacking is a little better thanks to the wall on the snipe ramp giving you some cover

      Rainmaker is a whole lot less cancerous on the left route, which is good.

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