Why is soloq so fricking bad? Especially turf and series. Some of these people act like they haven't picked up a controller ever in their life or have 0 situational awareness.
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Gee, I sure do love when I'm about to win a match within the first minute but then one of the opponents DCs and the match gets canceled.
It's happened to me twice today and nothing fills me with more rage.
I hate how it happens against me and most of the time not for me
Not even when you’re about to win, I have people disconnect just from losing the initial skirmish.
Losing is generally so low stakes in this game that I can't imagine being tilted to the point of ragequitt8ng. Games last five minutes max so it's not like your investing huge amounts of time into a gsme to even ger thar upset over.
>Losing is generally so low stakes in this game
maybe in turf or open, but series and especially X are very high stakes, if someone ragequits on my side due to us losing I honestly appreciate it
It's why I stopped playing Splatoon at all. Great game, but the netcode is so shit. I played Splatoon 2 for hundreds of hours, bought 3 thinking it'd be fixed, then didn't even get past a dozen hours on that title.
>Sockeye again
What the frick didn't we just have a Sockeye rotation?
I stopped playing this game with randoms when I got S+ back in September 2022 it was atrocious then and I only beat all the splat 2 vets cause I was lucky.
Honestly I have a goal in mind for this game and once I reach it I don't think I ever want to play solo ever again
>game is dying
>pool is dying
no reason to play this game 2bh
threads are dying too, a day before springfest too
but I wouldn't say there's no reason to play, it's still fun sometimes
Threads are dying because we're in the Springfest waiting room. I know I'm gonna be playing way mroe than usual this weekend so I'm kinda just taking it easy till this shit kicks off.
I completely forgot to come back and vote for that.
Well you've still got time it doesn't start till tomorrow evening
It's been a while, but anyone want to do a suicide room?
making room at rotation only doing a king though
Well that playthrough of Splat 1's single player was pretty alright. Surprisingly brief, but enjoyable.
Sounds good.
Served mostly as a tutorial. Doesn’t overstay its welcome and is arguably the best
shneb shneb shneb
Wasn't exactly expecting a lot of meat to it, but for how much we all fondly remember it I thought maybe there was a bit more oomph.
>how fondly we remember it
Thankfully I have a long enough memory to remember it being pretty mediocre outside of the fantastic final boss fight. Which is pretty much the exact opposite of how Octo Expansuon went, really awesome regular levels and a pretty shit """final boss"""" that amounted to little more than (an admittedly pretty cool) spectacle with no substance.
>he doesn't like OE final boss
absolute pleb
It's literally not even a fricking boss dude, it's a goddamn rail target shooting level.
Agent 3 was the final boss
The non Inner version of Agent 3 is a joke fight
That was more brutal, but also more satisfying to beat.
People say that but I rather enjoyed it and thought it made for a really nice and fitting end to the expansion. Not just saying this out of blind octo loyatly, I replayed it before SO released and still had fun. Perhaps not a huge fight but felt really appropriate and grandiose.
Ngl that final section screamed so stupid it just leaves a sour taste. Cool looking, but man it’s hard to call OE “worth it all the way through” after it
>get a King
>2 wins later
>get another King
Frickin nice
>spent an hour trying to get a king
>useless randos keep failing at wave three
>play for an hour and get three wins out of eight shifts
>do king wave
>get 9 bronze
Surely if they keep the scale system in Splatoon 4 they'll buff the drop rates right guys haha
When I first played the game, I got 3 kings in a row. Now we didnt kill any of them back then but I thought that chumgus would show up literally every single game
These days, that luck has inverted and ill often go 10+ wins before one shows up, often due to homosexuals coming and going over and over so the % is never 100.
FINALLY SOME GOOD FRICKING TEAMMATES
Damn.
They're really being dicks with those constant stinger spawns.
>all those maws deaths wave 1
kek
i rolled into one
Dying to Maws tilts me am unreasonable amount.
I'm really starting to hate maws more than stingers and flufish
>flufish
flyfish
ok I'm done I might be back next rotation have to do something right now GGs
i barely touch Ganker except for occasional splatoon threads so i assumed flufish was a nickname for them i'd missed kek
someone said that everyone goes to the eggs from a fish stick like crack so i've always called them "crack sticks" since
lol nah just misspelled it
>crack sticks
that's a good one
Been getting so many titles recently.
Good games.
I pulled the "Vindictive" prefix on my 5k roll today, like that one
I have all the banners so all I mostly get now are titles.
I see someone's in a Hotaru kind of mood. Respect. I love the redundancy of the salt title, though.
Been getting some weird ones lately. I do like Tenacious Rock n' Roller, though. But still not the title I desire most. Nor any of the banners I want. Gotten like 10 or so in the past 2 weeks and nada.
Good enough for me, I'm done. That short session was brutal, but satisfying. Fatass kill was worth way more than 2 silver, but what can you do?
If I had a dollar for every time I got a maws that was going after one of you guys, I'd have like 500k at this point.
>Why is an online game on n*ntendo's netcode awful?
That damn gumball machine will never give me what I need.
Join the club, I've been waiting for a specific title for ages.
>been a shooter main since day one
>still no title for it
>still no splattershot title either
pain
I'm still trying to get the grizzco title
Salmon run titles barely even occurred to me. Still mad I don't have either Squid Sister fan title.
Rage is less about winning or losing in my case and more about personal performance and constantly getting shitty teammates.
Its a shit game with shit matchmaking. It values speed finding a game rather then balance. It is more then happy to put you on a team of 3 shitters against an enemy team of 4 averages players if the MMR evens out. And best of all you'll still be rewarded with absolutely nothing if you lose. I don't get why people play anything other then SR in this game.
Sex with squids
Even full grown squids?
if they "grow" like Pearl does, then yes
Pearl is specifically a pygmy squid, she's a squidlet by design. If you want the midgets, you got to seek them out.
Rain, sun, or splatoon 2, shitters are everywhere and everpresent.
They've been around since the old days. I still remember the horrors of only freelancing in 2.
Freelancing in 2 sucks. You start at 00 of your current rank and if you lose 1 game for whatever reason, you get demoted. I thought getting up to profreshional 400 would improve the players a bit, but not really.
Not much has changed in 3. You'd think getting gold badges would be grounds for being able to reliably find decent players, and you get morons regardless. Hell, I've found idiots in the 900s, nowhere is safe.
Yeah, it’s really weird when I encounter people that high up and they play like complete dogshit.
exactly like the shitters in the pool with gold badges lmao
Sexo.
>got 2 more color chip badges
Thank you Satan
>just had a match against a huge discord meta team with moronic teammates
GOD FRICKING DAMN IT WHY IS THIS ALLOWED. WHY IS THIS SO MUCH FRICKING WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2.
Learn to carry, Banette
turf?
Literally anything that isn't series.
I know, I was just asking what mode he was playing. I actually ran into a discord duo in series once, using the same weapon and coordinated reefs too. Still stomped 'em though
And I was responding. Good job smacking people trying to game the system.
dont be a cuckold theres literally 2 pvp queues that you can group queue on
>he says while playing turf wars
Not ranked, doesnt matter. Play the casual mode get casual matchmaking.
Oh. Now I know who's been playing 2. Why you do that to yourself, bro, doesn't look like a good weapon lineup. Hell, the one afterward on Polaris looks nicer.
I'm trying to climb to max profresh, plus I need a break from X rank. The loadout isn't that bad honestly; we should play that polaris shift together though.
That's fair. Don't think I ever reached 999, though came really close one time. If you want, I could lend a hand.
Right now or on that polaris rotation?
Right now. The polaris shift ain't till tomorrow.
Cool, room's up
Putting the game in.
Why don't you just play COD with the big boys if you want to be a try-hard, why play a game obviously meant for brats?
It's like playing Robolox and complaining about how everyone is talking about eating apple sauce and carrying their blankies around.
Because unironically, CoD is more geared towards kids, like, early teens than it is adults, while splatoon is geared to either very young kids or adults. The level of movement, strategy, and player skill is simply higher in splatoon.
Yes I know its bait but, whatever, its splatoon discussion.
>their team - maybe one noob once in a while
>my team - 1-2 noobs practically every game
Specials are so strong now as well so the game doesn't feel fun to play anymore. It feels like I'm dodging specials all the time
Big Shot Cannon Fetishizers ,i fricking hate you
like i was EVP 150 and have dropped down to 50 and i keep getting matched with people who don't just kill Big Shots (which is fine to do,) they stay there the whole damn time. and i'm the only loner near the basket. even the ballpoint was close to the cannon and not helping me deal with the lessers swarming me! we didn't meet quota! because the last of eggs needed were near the cannon i presume and i was overwhelmed with lessers . oh and only I used special
for the love of whatever you believe in, kill the Big Shot and get out of there
It's sad to think, now that the Squid Sisters are gone, all we have left are Pearl and Marina.
Oh boy, here we go. And frick, my last session went so bad I'm only starting at profresh 300.
I probably should've dc'd before that match started
We're gonna be lucky to find even one person, let alone two. And having them be competent is asking entirely too much.
room's back up. It seems pretty dead right now. How many more tries should we do?
need help?
Yup, don't know if you have me added or not though
Depends on how much time you got. But I will probably be going to bed in roughly an hour. Little surprised I'm awake, still tired from yesterday.
I wish I were surprised by that.
Aw snap, full team.
Much better. Did they change the cannon fire trajectory in 3 from 2? I beefed almost all those shots, it was jarring.
>most power eggs
>but also second most golden eggs
What
I don't think so? maybe they did, been a while since I did a cannon wave here. Room's up again
Having to restart the game every time's a pain. 3 may not have the best sequel but the QoL changes can't be overstated.
I just undock my switch, disconnects it because I have it hooked up to LAN
if you guys want me to join you're going to have to show yourself online
He's not even hidden, bro, I can join him without issue.
I think he's talking about you, if it's who I think he is I don't think he has me added
eh forget it I'm too lazy
If I have to do this, I'm glad it's with you because these fooking randos.
Oh, I thought you two had each other. Huh. Okay, let me do the thing.
>If I have to do this, I'm glad it's with you because these fooking randos.
yeah they're really something aren't they? room's back up
Or not, I guess.
What's weird is that you can still see hiding friends in-game in 3, so the fact you can't in 2 is a bit weird. Thought it would work the same. I guess the pools are more well thought out than whatever they cobbled together here.
You can't, or at least I can't. I can only see your notifs in 3. Honestly you should set your online status like I do, set it to display to only best friends.
>over 2k power eggs
YOU'RE FRICKING WELCOME. And yeah, they changed the trajectory in 3 from 2. In 3 I have to aim slightly above to hit with the missile's arc. In 2, the reticle already compensates for that so it hits right where it says it will.
Yeah, figured that's how it is now. That's actually part of my problem.
>spoiler
Hm? Do you have it set to only show your online status to people you know irl?
Also, only 1 more game before I reach 400, when I get there I'm gonna call it for the night. Thanks for the help so far.
Sounds good. Maybe I'll try freelancing to my own 400, at 350 right now. But I don't like my chances. As for the other thing, there are personal things that I will not divulge. Just how it is.
Oh you're at 350? I'll stick around to get you to 400 too.
Makes sense, i won't ask
I dunno, at the rate we're going we'll be lucky to get to yours first. Especially with this rando that just popped in. Maybe I can try later in the day when others are online.
Yeah, up to you. Just let me know if you want to keep going.
Nah, already way too late. Let's just get yours and be done with it.
It's a game for little kids. Children play this game. 7 year olds aren't good a video games.
Simple as, you dumb Black person.
>no one's posted the splatfest art yet
It's so over.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1781246360160981478?s=19
This is getting egregious.
>that Shiver and Big Man
Love it
Few last attempts, then.
>Shiver cradling Chicks
I don't think a more heartwarming image has ever been posted. good luck to all friends on Team Chick.
youre the twitter addict here so post it for us
I'll give it 5 more tries tonight, getting tired
forgot about that, that doesn't count
There we go, took long enough. GGs, if I'm up before the fest starts I'll assist with yours if you're still going for it. Goodnight
Thank christ that the other rando we got was a true profreshional. At first I thought this other one was a newbie or a kid but they're at level freaking 50. So sad. Happy to get you back up there. I dunno if I'll have time myself but we'll see. This week was so nuts, it just registered to me that splatfest starts tonight. Frick. Whatever. Forgetting all that, it was pretty nice to go back to 2 for a bit. I still miss the lighting and the salmonids' disgusting green ink. Good night.
I've played with that "newb" before, multiple times. They've consistently bad. The other guy has 5000+ hours in splatoon 2, only 865 in 3. Seems like he likes 2 more.
or maybe he just grew up
i have less time in 3 than in 2 too, which doesn't mean i like the abomination that's 2, it just came out in a time where i cared about playing splatoon
Same, when I played 2 I was younger, with more free time
Now I work more hours, have a waif, responsibilities. Not only does that mean less time for S3, but also, less time to game at all.
Often I only play one or two matches, get my bonus, then swap games. Do I dislike S3? no, but I also want to play other games in my fleeting few hours.
Also ive played it near daily for a year and the updates have been small, maps bad, so im less enthused to keep up the hours.
gn sis
you cliquegays should frick off to a discord
>mad about people playing games
>get pretendo to work
>matched pretty much with only japs
huh, neat