>Game is riddled with issues no can deny
>Issues and lack of QoL that every other game figured out years ago
>Despite everything people swear up and down the game is good and worth playing
This isn’t a dig and fans of it but honestly if there’s all these issues and complaints why not just play something else? Surely there’re other games that are more worth your time than this if it’s got all these problems. Is it even a good game?
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There's nothing else like splatoon
Honestly what does that matter?
>”There’s nothing else like it!”
Yea but if everything around it is shit I doubt it’s worth putting up with all that
Yes, its a very fun game
None of the issues are really a big deal. I'd love for a 12v12 version on PC or something, but this is the best we have now.
>I'd love for a 12v12 version on PC or something, but this is the best we have now.
Maps would have to be huge to accommodate for that and the match timer would be obnoxiously long.
4v4 is the perfect size.
because there is nothing else like splatoon and splatoon is fun
The "issues" around it aren't big enough for me to not enjoy the game, and as has been said before, there's nothing really quite like Splat.
frankly i wish games like foamstars would stop pussyfooting around and outright copy Splatoon. It needs genuine competition, don't muddle the gameplay formula to appear original you're not fooling anyone
It's still a really fun and interesting game when everything goes well, and that's what keeps people coming back. Just like Ganker.
anyone wanna fish at rotation?
>game has issues
>devs too half assed to fix any of it
welcome to modern gayming
>why not just play something else?
let me put it like this, the game is like piss in a sea of shit
also I haven't actually played it for like a week, combination of shitty lag and awful matchmaking is killing any motivation to play
>vague complaints about nothing
alright homosexual whats your problem. mad that you can't call the children on the other team Black folk?
Getting my ass beat in card games.
Frye is actually pretty tough at Level 3.
That’s all lv. 3 tableturf cpu’s, they basically cheat by reading the card you’ll play and being able to bypass your play
and you have to do it 30 times to get their card sleeve
The card game is rigged. Your winning then all of a sudden the game pulls some heart of the cards BS and destroys you.
There's always an inherent weakness with every character. Learn their opening pattern and go the complete opposite way. That's how I beat marie 30 times.
I've been playing Splatoon 3 since launch and I've never played a single game of the card game. I don't know anything about it. I figured card side games are always trash in games, so why bother?
Tableturf is okay, it's just grindy since it takes so long to level at a point
I got the emote and dipped for the most part
I played it at launch, enough to get the level 30 win animation. It's a fairly fun turn-based adaptation of turf war but man is it slow, it needed to have some kind of skip button. Maybe they sped it up in later updates but I never bothered going back to it
It's not really a card game, getting cards and adding them to the deck just means having certain shapes of blocks you can play on the board. It's kind of like turn based multiplayer Tetris. Can be fun, but not everyone's thing.
Based.
Tableturf is shit and was a waste of dev time. Same with the lockers.
Too bad, first spinoff is a life sim/tableturf TCG where you collect furnature for your apartment block. Unlike animal crossing, the items are physics based so you have to meticulously place them and avoid knocking it all over.
What would happen if they made an update that removed cooler tomorrow?
Solo Q would probably be better since right now, if a team has cooler and the other doesn't, the cooler team has such a massive advantage overall before the game has even started.
Overall though it'd be worse for the game, since the cooler buffs are really fun. Having Splatoon 1 Quick Respawn back feels so good.
I think it's because of the splatfest and fomo that keeps this game alive. I only hop on for my gacha or salmon run daily before dipping to other games. After getting to the 1k hour mark and not beating campaign or 100% side order I'm satisfied with what I got. Going back to Inkling boy for the final season.
It is. The devs might be kind of moronic, but the gameplay was good even in 1, and it's only continued to be improved over time. 3 is even the one I've played the most.
I haven't played any other game that scratches the same itch, so there's not really an alternative here either
>2015+9
>still trying to doompost splatoon
kekkk
The final season is coming and there are still anons who haven't played with us.
Make me b***h
Why do you hate us so much, Spire?
Because you guys are gays and I mostly play series and x anyway
I have posted my name here incidentally but I've never been in the pool
You don't want us too.
No one is stopping you from joining our rooms.
Sure I can join rooms. Its what happens after I join them.
I play with my close knit friends.
I'm too much of a pussy and I'm worried I'm not good enough for pre made teams.
>splatoon 3
>not making it three years worth of content
everything people swear up and down the game is good and worth playing
it absolutely is good and worth playing
splatoon's core gameplay is so brilliant the game would have to be completely broken to not be worth playing and this isn't the case
I loved 2, but 3's PvP is garbage. 100% downgrade from 2.
Salmon Run is good on 3, though.
>100% downgrade from ink armor/sting ray/missile spam
what's wrong with stingray?
2 had better maps but also had the complete cancer that was stingray and missile spam.
I'd say they're about equal in how awful they are.
I'll take 2's supers over the garbage supers in 3.
The only specials in 2 not in 3 are Armor, Stingray, Baller and Bubble Blower and outside of maybe Baller I'm very happy to be rid of them.
you were never good at pvp
FACTS!
3 was almost unnecessary and spaltoon died with 2.
3 weapons and kits are also complete garbage and make 0 SENSE!
The devs should have focused on making balanced kits which would encourage people to use weapons to the best of their abilities and not rely on thr op ones
>Splatoon 1 is good but could use work
>Splatoon 2 is just Splatoon 1.1
>Despite Splatoon 2 being on Switch, they feel the need to make another game on same console
>It's just Splatoon 1.2
I loved the concept back when Splatoon came out, but it's clear that they don't really know what to do with it beyond that initial idea. It's going to end up stagnating and fading away.
>fading away
two more weeks
>getting this mad about simple sequels
you would've killed yourself if you'd been alive in the SNES era where sequels that were mostly the same as their predecessor just with new levels was more the norm.
What does the series need to move it forward? What can you do besides more weapons and maps (well-designed maps this time, ideally)?
After seeing them in Smash Bros I kind of want a melee kick move. Not to damage enemies, but to push them. It'd probably be pretty fun sneaking up to someone so you can boot them off the side of a ledge
>melee kick move. Not to damage enemies, but to push them.
okay but imagine angling the kick upwards and launching them into the air for a kill
better singleplayer content
>dedicated servers
>three map rotation
>faster rotation
>map voting
Change how it fundamentally plays in some way, such as increasing the players per team, switching focus to vertical design, or otherwise introducing more platforming aspects into the multiplayer
Make tricolor matches actual 3-way turf wars between 3 teams of 4.
fricking this. A year into this shit and people still don't know your supposed to cooperate.
Get rid of rotations.
Getting home from work, opening Splat and seeing that all the current rotations are awful just makes me not want to play at all.
remove the checkpoints in sr again
Monday night combat style gamemode.
I miss it so much
Improve matchmaking
fire whoever decided to ruin splat 3 with boring tetris-shaped maps with only one route to the center of the map
improve the netcode (peer to peer 20hz was abhorrent back during the wii u, and the decrease to 16hz in splatoon 2 and 3 with the switch's worse networking is even worse
splatoon 3 genuinely burned me out, I played for a few months after launch and stopped after realizing they didn't improve anything - not having to pay nintendo for servers they don't bother using in their games is great too
im tired of this fricking shit company, i miss splatoon
You lost, troony
FIX THE FRICKING MATCHMAKING
SBMM for Open and turf wars would instantly fix things
skateboards
swimsuits
ink consistency
Basically ink that can shoot far and spread wide but is easily inked over OR ink that shoots short and doesn't cover as much but is harder to ink over
Honestly I would like them to make swimming an option. I know that would fundamentally change how the game is played but if they're going to include so many maps that essentially have the same choke point in the middle and offer little verticality then they clearly need some new ideas. Also like others mentioned: fix the matchmaking. Why am I getting pitted against two players capable of 20/3 and yet none of my teammates can achieve even 5 splats.
but 3 has the most QoL changes out of the entire series?
I know I should play only for fun and I do most of the time but I'm so tired of never getting golden scales, a kill should give you 1 guaranteed, so moronic to do fast kills and everything and getting garbage.
If anyone knows a problem with a game, its the fans. Anyone that truly likes something will know every fault with it and still play regardless.
It's not some buyers remorse or Stockholm syndrome towards the game, merely seeing the game as a whole, good and bad and preferring whats good and highlighting the bad with hopes of improvements.
Improvements don't always come but map reworks, along with the quality of post launch additions, are notably better than the base game.
> NA X Battles
>1980 to 2030 in Clam Blitz
> 2030 power, not even in top 3k yet
> Next match I'm immediately matched against and paired with top 500 players.
Is the Tentakek division in general really that dead or just that CB is a underrated?
-a*
the low 2000s are a pool of absolute shitters and good players stuck because of the shitters
Makes sense why I often keep seeing both 500 and 3k badge players in the low ranks
Does this game even have dedicated servers or custom maps? Are the fans allowed any say in how they play online? Or is it a heavily curated experience that only Nintendo gets to decide? Even Valve shooters circa 2001 let you do these things.
it's a console shooter, what do you think
A pity.
3/4 SR
>see host
no
Any more fishing rooms going up?
It's fun
My squid is too cute
Salmon run is fun
My squid is too cute
sex with your squid
>Salmon run is fun
Color pulse 2017 is so much better than 2024 version
what were they thinking
color pulse was never good
If splat bombs & torpedos were removed from the game ALOT OF YOU WOULD BE FRICKED! Fricking spamming your bombs & torpedos every 2 seconds not doing shit else to contribute! You fricking suck! Learn to use your fricking main weapons! Learn to paint! Learn to support, shit learn anything other than spamming bombs all fricking game. & if you run triple mains of sub savor a BIG EXTRA FRICK YOU to you. Learn to play the GAME!
this but for SR players playing 24/7. They literally think thats the core gameplay lmao
>solid rotation
>no rooms
the pool is dead.
we're at inkgen bro
I fricking hate snipers so much its unreal
We hate you too. That’s why we kill you from across the map
you suck bro, using the most dishonest weapon from the game
Chargers may be annoying but they are nowhere near as bad as say, a Bloblobber or Hydra Splatling.
Chargers sure
E-liter no, it should be removed from the game
got my 999 badge
with randoms because the pool is basically cancer
Name? So we can avoid you like Fangfox
laphi
xe left the pool months ago
good
is this a meme
or are all the laphis in the pool impostors
ask him yourself why he left
Adolf-kun
ngl i avoid any name with moorunes or symbols in the pool. they lag or play bad
I still get over how disappointing Side Order was in terms of replayability. I thought that despite the low number of objectives, there would be a high amount of floors with the same five objectives for a combination of 400 with random spawn patterns. But it's the same pool of preset levels with the same spawn patterns and the only thing random is what upgrades you get and the occassional bonus/danger
She won
Maid sexo
>Only level 91 for my catalog
I'm not going to make it...
Was there a reason for Splatoon 3 to exist, and not simply have it be a massive update to Splatoon 2?
Especially since Splatoon 3 released so late in the Switch's life, when Splatoon 4 will likely be released next year, if Splatoon 3 doesn't get a Switch 2 update?
Yeah so I don't have to continue playing with ink armor and other shitty 2 specials
I was surprised they released 3 on the same console as 2, but it does add, change, and touch up most things, so I give it a pass
Splatoon 2 will never happen again. Everyone is a try hard homosexual now and Splatoon 4 will be no fun to play.
1 >>>>>>>>>> 2
Why grieve over 2 when 1 was a better game, especially when it comes to capturing what the casual side of its gameplay fun. 2 is when it really leaned more into "tryhard" elements for better or worse.
>casual
2 has salmon run pal if you want relaxing gameplay. 3 even fricked that up as salmon run is way too fricking hard now.
You were lamenting “tryhard”, so I was trying to understand your angle.
Salmon Run is better in 3 than 2. If you find it too hard just demote.
Im just saying 1 captured the raw essence of Splatoon better than 2 and it did so in a way where it could be enjoyed both by newcomers and skilled players alike. The levels were designed for exploration and multiple angles of approach. Now everything is much more cramped with limited options, as they want to funnel you into one predictable area seemingly for balancing reasons, leaving to many maps being cramped and samey. Each game has had its bad share of maps, but 1’s map design philosophy struck a solid balance for its first attempt at the formula.
Splatoon 4 should focus even more on Salmon Run, since that's the only Game Mode worth a damn at this point.
No.
Yes.
Salmon Run is moronic when there are those giant bosses at the very end that are impossible to kill at higher levels, that appears sometimes.
I only managed to do it once, at a lower level.
You can do it. I believe in you.
>impossible to kill at higher levels
I dislike how often Splatoon players act as if their personal experience with something is applicable to every instance regarding that thing, the amount of times I've read people defending objectively inferior kits because "you just aren't using it correctly, I've had good matches with it bro :)" is enough to convince me that if you're incapable of understanding how the game functions and as such why some things are irrefutably worse/better, you shouldn't be allowed to post your opinions on the internet. My point being that your inability to kill king salmonids doesn't make Salmon Run bad, you just need to get better at the mode
>you just need to get better at the mode
impossibe now because of the checkpoint badges
Shut up Black person
But it's fun!
SR 3/4
Starting soon.
*presses button that gives cancer to subhumans who deposit/throw less than 20 eggs total*
>t. revived 7 times with sub-400 power egg count
Game's still really fun to play, what can I say. My main issue with it is my own lack of being able to fricking aim and Nintendo's shitty online. Hell, 3 added QoL stuff that feels weird to not have going back to play 1 or 2. Getting together to just play used to be such a hassle. Gotten so used to rolling that not being able to do it in the other games fricks with muscle memory.
Ggs SR room, thanks for joining. Great shifts overall, good job.
y-you too
We got Big Run numbers on those last few shifts.
Frye is so cute she gives me that urge to squeeze something until it explodes like how cats cause that reaction as well
Now that I think about it I guess she is pretty catlike in general
because what other online multiplayer games are there on the shitch besides smash bros, every other game is dead
Mario Kart
Damn, new SR in 20 minutes. Was not paying attention there.
>all this Kirby birthday art
Thankfully there are still some good people in this game.
making salmon room on rotation
Who
(Me)
Well good luck fighting Joe on the shitterboat, lads.
Knew I'd miss rooms, had to go do a thing. Guess I gotta brave freelance boat now. God help me.
>God help me
imagine believe in a sky daddy
These weapons are solid but it's still boat
>170 eggs
I got the motherfricking Rolls Royce of freelancer teams.
>clean joe kill before I even get all my bonuses
These guys are amazing.
Of course. Best fricking marooner's team of my goddamn LIFE and I get a disconnect. Least I can play with you guys now.
and lack of QoL that every other game figured out years ago
Like?
Fricking hell, this unstable connection again. Let me reset all my shit, see if that fixes it.
>took forever to connect
Not a good sign. If it disconnects at any time, will probably just hang it up for the night. Already got my bonuses anyway.
Looks like that did the trick, though there was some nasty slowdown at the beginning of wave 3 there.
Why is she so so cute?
>2 glowflies
Frick right off.
weak aura
strong aura
easy double glowflies
Frick, I think 5 maws went after me on that high tide.
>finally have full meter
>boat goes full moron last wave
c**ts. This rando's starting to get on my nerves, too.
FRICK, that one was 100% my fault. If I'd focused on eggs, we would've beaten it.
>battery dies during joe
gg team hope you got it
It was only 2 silvers. GGs guys.
Was wondering what happened. Sorry about that, man. Playing with you guys was great, but that fricking rando. Classic case of "kills everything at the shore". Ah well, least I got all my bonuses now. This loadout is pretty fricking good, just need decent teammates and for the boat to stop being the boat slightly. Thank god for you folk.
gn sis
>those titles
You goofballs. I have the first part, I wonder what I could put. Shame you can't put something like Jerk or butthole.
I'm just going to stay away from this rotation unless there's an open room. I don't trust pubbers on the boat.
Son of a b***h, I had the Cub title this whole time? Could have used that to rep bears during springfest.
On the one hand, the rando team I got was one of the best I've had in the whole game. On the other hand, the one stupid rando on our pool team was a huge pain in the ass. Matter of how lucky you feel you are, I suppose.
True, a good team of randoms can salvage a shit rotation, but that's once in a blue moon. Also it's maps like these, where the beach and basket may as well be on two different maps entirely, that make it ball-busting to go solo.
learn to carry
I had an anarchy battle match where HALF the players somehow got disconnected. A 2v2 tower battle match where our remaining opponents were a charger and a range blaster. I love this game but I've never seen anything like that before.