Splatoon

>Game is riddled with issues no can deny
>Issues and lack of QoL that every other game figured out years ago
>Despite everything people swear up and down the game is good and worth playing
This isn’t a dig and fans of it but honestly if there’s all these issues and complaints why not just play something else? Surely there’re other games that are more worth your time than this if it’s got all these problems. Is it even a good game?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing else like splatoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly what does that matter?
      >”There’s nothing else like it!”
      Yea but if everything around it is shit I doubt it’s worth putting up with all that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, its a very fun game

        None of the issues are really a big deal. I'd love for a 12v12 version on PC or something, but this is the best we have now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd love for a 12v12 version on PC or something, but this is the best we have now.
          Maps would have to be huge to accommodate for that and the match timer would be obnoxiously long.
          4v4 is the perfect size.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because there is nothing else like splatoon and splatoon is fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The "issues" around it aren't big enough for me to not enjoy the game, and as has been said before, there's nothing really quite like Splat.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frankly i wish games like foamstars would stop pussyfooting around and outright copy Splatoon. It needs genuine competition, don't muddle the gameplay formula to appear original you're not fooling anyone

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's still a really fun and interesting game when everything goes well, and that's what keeps people coming back. Just like Ganker.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna fish at rotation?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game has issues
    >devs too half assed to fix any of it
    welcome to modern gayming

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why not just play something else?
    let me put it like this, the game is like piss in a sea of shit
    also I haven't actually played it for like a week, combination of shitty lag and awful matchmaking is killing any motivation to play

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >vague complaints about nothing
    alright homosexual whats your problem. mad that you can't call the children on the other team Black folk?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Getting my ass beat in card games.
    Frye is actually pretty tough at Level 3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s all lv. 3 tableturf cpu’s, they basically cheat by reading the card you’ll play and being able to bypass your play
      and you have to do it 30 times to get their card sleeve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The card game is rigged. Your winning then all of a sudden the game pulls some heart of the cards BS and destroys you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's always an inherent weakness with every character. Learn their opening pattern and go the complete opposite way. That's how I beat marie 30 times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing Splatoon 3 since launch and I've never played a single game of the card game. I don't know anything about it. I figured card side games are always trash in games, so why bother?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tableturf is okay, it's just grindy since it takes so long to level at a point
        I got the emote and dipped for the most part

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I played it at launch, enough to get the level 30 win animation. It's a fairly fun turn-based adaptation of turf war but man is it slow, it needed to have some kind of skip button. Maybe they sped it up in later updates but I never bothered going back to it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not really a card game, getting cards and adding them to the deck just means having certain shapes of blocks you can play on the board. It's kind of like turn based multiplayer Tetris. Can be fun, but not everyone's thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based.
        Tableturf is shit and was a waste of dev time. Same with the lockers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad, first spinoff is a life sim/tableturf TCG where you collect furnature for your apartment block. Unlike animal crossing, the items are physics based so you have to meticulously place them and avoid knocking it all over.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if they made an update that removed cooler tomorrow?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Solo Q would probably be better since right now, if a team has cooler and the other doesn't, the cooler team has such a massive advantage overall before the game has even started.
      Overall though it'd be worse for the game, since the cooler buffs are really fun. Having Splatoon 1 Quick Respawn back feels so good.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's because of the splatfest and fomo that keeps this game alive. I only hop on for my gacha or salmon run daily before dipping to other games. After getting to the 1k hour mark and not beating campaign or 100% side order I'm satisfied with what I got. Going back to Inkling boy for the final season.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is. The devs might be kind of moronic, but the gameplay was good even in 1, and it's only continued to be improved over time. 3 is even the one I've played the most.
    I haven't played any other game that scratches the same itch, so there's not really an alternative here either

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2015+9
    >still trying to doompost splatoon
    kekkk

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The final season is coming and there are still anons who haven't played with us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make me b***h

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you hate us so much, Spire?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because you guys are gays and I mostly play series and x anyway
          I have posted my name here incidentally but I've never been in the pool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't want us too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No one is stopping you from joining our rooms.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure I can join rooms. Its what happens after I join them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I play with my close knit friends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm too much of a pussy and I'm worried I'm not good enough for pre made teams.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >splatoon 3
      >not making it three years worth of content

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everything people swear up and down the game is good and worth playing
    it absolutely is good and worth playing

    splatoon's core gameplay is so brilliant the game would have to be completely broken to not be worth playing and this isn't the case

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved 2, but 3's PvP is garbage. 100% downgrade from 2.
    Salmon Run is good on 3, though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >100% downgrade from ink armor/sting ray/missile spam

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's wrong with stingray?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 had better maps but also had the complete cancer that was stingray and missile spam.
      I'd say they're about equal in how awful they are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take 2's supers over the garbage supers in 3.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The only specials in 2 not in 3 are Armor, Stingray, Baller and Bubble Blower and outside of maybe Baller I'm very happy to be rid of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you were never good at pvp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Splatoon 1 is good but could use work
      >Splatoon 2 is just Splatoon 1.1
      >Despite Splatoon 2 being on Switch, they feel the need to make another game on same console
      >It's just Splatoon 1.2

      I loved the concept back when Splatoon came out, but it's clear that they don't really know what to do with it beyond that initial idea. It's going to end up stagnating and fading away.

      FACTS!
      3 was almost unnecessary and spaltoon died with 2.
      3 weapons and kits are also complete garbage and make 0 SENSE!

      The devs should have focused on making balanced kits which would encourage people to use weapons to the best of their abilities and not rely on thr op ones

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatoon 1 is good but could use work
    >Splatoon 2 is just Splatoon 1.1
    >Despite Splatoon 2 being on Switch, they feel the need to make another game on same console
    >It's just Splatoon 1.2

    I loved the concept back when Splatoon came out, but it's clear that they don't really know what to do with it beyond that initial idea. It's going to end up stagnating and fading away.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fading away
      two more weeks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >getting this mad about simple sequels
      you would've killed yourself if you'd been alive in the SNES era where sequels that were mostly the same as their predecessor just with new levels was more the norm.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does the series need to move it forward? What can you do besides more weapons and maps (well-designed maps this time, ideally)?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      After seeing them in Smash Bros I kind of want a melee kick move. Not to damage enemies, but to push them. It'd probably be pretty fun sneaking up to someone so you can boot them off the side of a ledge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >melee kick move. Not to damage enemies, but to push them.
        okay but imagine angling the kick upwards and launching them into the air for a kill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      better singleplayer content

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dedicated servers
      >three map rotation
      >faster rotation
      >map voting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Change how it fundamentally plays in some way, such as increasing the players per team, switching focus to vertical design, or otherwise introducing more platforming aspects into the multiplayer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make tricolor matches actual 3-way turf wars between 3 teams of 4.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fricking this. A year into this shit and people still don't know your supposed to cooperate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get rid of rotations.
      Getting home from work, opening Splat and seeing that all the current rotations are awful just makes me not want to play at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      remove the checkpoints in sr again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Monday night combat style gamemode.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I miss it so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Improve matchmaking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fire whoever decided to ruin splat 3 with boring tetris-shaped maps with only one route to the center of the map
      improve the netcode (peer to peer 20hz was abhorrent back during the wii u, and the decrease to 16hz in splatoon 2 and 3 with the switch's worse networking is even worse
      splatoon 3 genuinely burned me out, I played for a few months after launch and stopped after realizing they didn't improve anything - not having to pay nintendo for servers they don't bother using in their games is great too
      im tired of this fricking shit company, i miss splatoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You lost, troony

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FIX THE FRICKING MATCHMAKING

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SBMM for Open and turf wars would instantly fix things

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      skateboards
      swimsuits
      ink consistency
      Basically ink that can shoot far and spread wide but is easily inked over OR ink that shoots short and doesn't cover as much but is harder to ink over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I would like them to make swimming an option. I know that would fundamentally change how the game is played but if they're going to include so many maps that essentially have the same choke point in the middle and offer little verticality then they clearly need some new ideas. Also like others mentioned: fix the matchmaking. Why am I getting pitted against two players capable of 20/3 and yet none of my teammates can achieve even 5 splats.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but 3 has the most QoL changes out of the entire series?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know I should play only for fun and I do most of the time but I'm so tired of never getting golden scales, a kill should give you 1 guaranteed, so moronic to do fast kills and everything and getting garbage.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone knows a problem with a game, its the fans. Anyone that truly likes something will know every fault with it and still play regardless.
    It's not some buyers remorse or Stockholm syndrome towards the game, merely seeing the game as a whole, good and bad and preferring whats good and highlighting the bad with hopes of improvements.
    Improvements don't always come but map reworks, along with the quality of post launch additions, are notably better than the base game.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > NA X Battles
    >1980 to 2030 in Clam Blitz
    > 2030 power, not even in top 3k yet
    > Next match I'm immediately matched against and paired with top 500 players.

    Is the Tentakek division in general really that dead or just that CB is a underrated?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      -a*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the low 2000s are a pool of absolute shitters and good players stuck because of the shitters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense why I often keep seeing both 500 and 3k badge players in the low ranks

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game even have dedicated servers or custom maps? Are the fans allowed any say in how they play online? Or is it a heavily curated experience that only Nintendo gets to decide? Even Valve shooters circa 2001 let you do these things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a console shooter, what do you think

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A pity.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 SR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >see host
      no

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any more fishing rooms going up?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun
    My squid is too cute
    Salmon run is fun
    My squid is too cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sex with your squid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Salmon run is fun

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Color pulse 2017 is so much better than 2024 version
    what were they thinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      color pulse was never good

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If splat bombs & torpedos were removed from the game ALOT OF YOU WOULD BE FRICKED! Fricking spamming your bombs & torpedos every 2 seconds not doing shit else to contribute! You fricking suck! Learn to use your fricking main weapons! Learn to paint! Learn to support, shit learn anything other than spamming bombs all fricking game. & if you run triple mains of sub savor a BIG EXTRA FRICK YOU to you. Learn to play the GAME!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this but for SR players playing 24/7. They literally think thats the core gameplay lmao

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >solid rotation
    >no rooms
    the pool is dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we're at inkgen bro

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate snipers so much its unreal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We hate you too. That’s why we kill you from across the map

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you suck bro, using the most dishonest weapon from the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chargers may be annoying but they are nowhere near as bad as say, a Bloblobber or Hydra Splatling.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chargers sure
        E-liter no, it should be removed from the game

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    got my 999 badge
    with randoms because the pool is basically cancer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name? So we can avoid you like Fangfox

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        laphi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          xe left the pool months ago

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            good

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is this a meme
            or are all the laphis in the pool impostors

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ask him yourself why he left

              Splatoon 4 should focus even more on Salmon Run, since that's the only Game Mode worth a damn at this point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Adolf-kun

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ngl i avoid any name with moorunes or symbols in the pool. they lag or play bad

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still get over how disappointing Side Order was in terms of replayability. I thought that despite the low number of objectives, there would be a high amount of floors with the same five objectives for a combination of 400 with random spawn patterns. But it's the same pool of preset levels with the same spawn patterns and the only thing random is what upgrades you get and the occassional bonus/danger

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maid sexo

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Only level 91 for my catalog
    I'm not going to make it...

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was there a reason for Splatoon 3 to exist, and not simply have it be a massive update to Splatoon 2?

    Especially since Splatoon 3 released so late in the Switch's life, when Splatoon 4 will likely be released next year, if Splatoon 3 doesn't get a Switch 2 update?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah so I don't have to continue playing with ink armor and other shitty 2 specials
      I was surprised they released 3 on the same console as 2, but it does add, change, and touch up most things, so I give it a pass

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 2 will never happen again. Everyone is a try hard homosexual now and Splatoon 4 will be no fun to play.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 >>>>>>>>>> 2
      Why grieve over 2 when 1 was a better game, especially when it comes to capturing what the casual side of its gameplay fun. 2 is when it really leaned more into "tryhard" elements for better or worse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >casual
        2 has salmon run pal if you want relaxing gameplay. 3 even fricked that up as salmon run is way too fricking hard now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You were lamenting “tryhard”, so I was trying to understand your angle.
          Salmon Run is better in 3 than 2. If you find it too hard just demote.

          Im just saying 1 captured the raw essence of Splatoon better than 2 and it did so in a way where it could be enjoyed both by newcomers and skilled players alike. The levels were designed for exploration and multiple angles of approach. Now everything is much more cramped with limited options, as they want to funnel you into one predictable area seemingly for balancing reasons, leaving to many maps being cramped and samey. Each game has had its bad share of maps, but 1’s map design philosophy struck a solid balance for its first attempt at the formula.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 4 should focus even more on Salmon Run, since that's the only Game Mode worth a damn at this point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Salmon Run is moronic when there are those giant bosses at the very end that are impossible to kill at higher levels, that appears sometimes.

      I only managed to do it once, at a lower level.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can do it. I believe in you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >impossible to kill at higher levels
        I dislike how often Splatoon players act as if their personal experience with something is applicable to every instance regarding that thing, the amount of times I've read people defending objectively inferior kits because "you just aren't using it correctly, I've had good matches with it bro :)" is enough to convince me that if you're incapable of understanding how the game functions and as such why some things are irrefutably worse/better, you shouldn't be allowed to post your opinions on the internet. My point being that your inability to kill king salmonids doesn't make Salmon Run bad, you just need to get better at the mode

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you just need to get better at the mode
          impossibe now because of the checkpoint badges

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Black person

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But it's fun!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4
    Starting soon.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *presses button that gives cancer to subhumans who deposit/throw less than 20 eggs total*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. revived 7 times with sub-400 power egg count

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game's still really fun to play, what can I say. My main issue with it is my own lack of being able to fricking aim and Nintendo's shitty online. Hell, 3 added QoL stuff that feels weird to not have going back to play 1 or 2. Getting together to just play used to be such a hassle. Gotten so used to rolling that not being able to do it in the other games fricks with muscle memory.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR room, thanks for joining. Great shifts overall, good job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      y-you too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We got Big Run numbers on those last few shifts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frye is so cute she gives me that urge to squeeze something until it explodes like how cats cause that reaction as well
        Now that I think about it I guess she is pretty catlike in general

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because what other online multiplayer games are there on the shitch besides smash bros, every other game is dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, new SR in 20 minutes. Was not paying attention there.

    >all this Kirby birthday art
    Thankfully there are still some good people in this game.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    making salmon room on rotation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        (Me)

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well good luck fighting Joe on the shitterboat, lads.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knew I'd miss rooms, had to go do a thing. Guess I gotta brave freelance boat now. God help me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >God help me
      imagine believe in a sky daddy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These weapons are solid but it's still boat

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >170 eggs
    I got the motherfricking Rolls Royce of freelancer teams.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >clean joe kill before I even get all my bonuses
    These guys are amazing.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Best fricking marooner's team of my goddamn LIFE and I get a disconnect. Least I can play with you guys now.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and lack of QoL that every other game figured out years ago
    Like?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell, this unstable connection again. Let me reset all my shit, see if that fixes it.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >took forever to connect
    Not a good sign. If it disconnects at any time, will probably just hang it up for the night. Already got my bonuses anyway.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like that did the trick, though there was some nasty slowdown at the beginning of wave 3 there.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so so cute?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 glowflies
    Frick right off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weak aura

      easy double glowflies

      strong aura

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    easy double glowflies

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I think 5 maws went after me on that high tide.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finally have full meter
    >boat goes full moron last wave
    c**ts. This rando's starting to get on my nerves, too.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK, that one was 100% my fault. If I'd focused on eggs, we would've beaten it.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >battery dies during joe
    gg team hope you got it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was only 2 silvers. GGs guys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was only 2 silvers. GGs guys.

      Was wondering what happened. Sorry about that, man. Playing with you guys was great, but that fricking rando. Classic case of "kills everything at the shore". Ah well, least I got all my bonuses now. This loadout is pretty fricking good, just need decent teammates and for the boat to stop being the boat slightly. Thank god for you folk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gn sis

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >those titles
    You goofballs. I have the first part, I wonder what I could put. Shame you can't put something like Jerk or butthole.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to stay away from this rotation unless there's an open room. I don't trust pubbers on the boat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Son of a b***h, I had the Cub title this whole time? Could have used that to rep bears during springfest.

      On the one hand, the rando team I got was one of the best I've had in the whole game. On the other hand, the one stupid rando on our pool team was a huge pain in the ass. Matter of how lucky you feel you are, I suppose.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True, a good team of randoms can salvage a shit rotation, but that's once in a blue moon. Also it's maps like these, where the beach and basket may as well be on two different maps entirely, that make it ball-busting to go solo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          learn to carry

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had an anarchy battle match where HALF the players somehow got disconnected. A 2v2 tower battle match where our remaining opponents were a charger and a range blaster. I love this game but I've never seen anything like that before.

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