Splatoon 3

Patch notes are up
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v602
They fixed the Splattercolor Screen

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was wrong with it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Context

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better late than never I guess. Least the whole “TWITTERgayS DON’T MATTER” homosexuals can shut up about it. They’re as much indicative of the playerbase LIKE anywhere else

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japs complained about it too
          Nintendo doesn't listen to western fans, but in this case they're just trying to cover their ass to avoid any potential lawsuits

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People are upset that a flashbang acts like a flashbang
        These are the squidiots I have to play with.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair the effects of the screen were far far worse when using colorblnd accessibility options. Normal players weren't exposed to how bad it could get due to never using those things.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            shit genes losers deserve nothing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it made they/thems seethe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      splatroons complained it was creating sensory overload but in practically it was sensory deprivation and troons are moronic

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon should've been a singleplayer-only game series because Nintendo is dogshit at making multiplayer games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re stupid, and everyone knows it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo is dogshit at making multiplayer games
      Agreed, particularly those with an online focus. They have a lot of catching up to do.
      >Splatoon should've been a singleplayer-only game series
      Yeah no that's moronic. If we ever want them to get better, they need to actually take a stab at more multiplayer series. We have enough single player Nintendo games as is. Splatoon is a team based game in nature, always has been. Take that away and you remove the soul from the series.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’ve had 3 games and close to a decade to get it right and they’re still shit. They’ve had their chance but they clearly aren’t ready. Besides, a shit game is a shit game no matter the soul

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just move on from the series at this point if that's how you feel. I did the same for Pokemon when it turned to shit. You're better off just dropping it if you don't enjoy it, but Splat 3 is still fun even with its rough edges. The QOL improvements have all been a nice step in the right direction. With the Gamecube online was practically non existent when Xbox was breaking ground. Then with the next generation the PS3 and Xbox 360 took online further than it had been before, as well as focusing on HD development. Nintendo was stuck with the Wii and online was an after thought there. Then they had to play catch up with Wii U since it was their first HD console. And now here we are. Other companies, other studios have had more experience with online games than Nintendo has, that's a fact. So instead of just giving up on online games altogether, it would be wise for them to keep experimenting and improving on what they can, because nowadays it's become apparent that a lot of games are online oriented and Nintendo knows this. They're not just gonna make Animal Crossing or Smash Bros or Mario Kart single player games, you're out of your damn mind.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the screen, where's my gold egg.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was part of the patch, did you still not get yours? I want to see if it actually worked

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they fixed the big run trophies?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the fix. Apparently some people still haven't gotten theirs somehow.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nogami finally came through.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit why do you homosexuals get silver and gold? I was in the top 2% I deserve all of the trophies

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did too well in BR and I only get gold while others get Gold/Silver

            It just means if you only have Gold you're good. Don't join lobbies if they have both gold and silver. Be sure to check lockers before joining

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't join lobbies if they have both gold and silver
              frick off homosexual

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank god I got the badge before it became useless

              You Black folk are unironically worse than the screen complainers.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was already useless very early on, it's always been laughably easy to get top 5% in big run

                I was talking about the splattercolor badge. I don't care if the big run badge is useless.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure I appreciate that tone, mister.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nogami finally came through.

        Bullshit why do you homosexuals get silver and gold? I was in the top 2% I deserve all of the trophies

        So, did those who got gold before the patch not get a second egg?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no only the b***hes who complained got two eggs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nogami finally came through.

        >Would have gotten silver under the old system
        >But got a gold egg
        >Now won't get 2 gold eggs.
        I am sad.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Screen Patched
    >It’s useless now
    Frick all these gays, now Undercover Brella is completely irredeemable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was already complete shit, screen didn’t improve it at all

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was waiting for this to go wrong but got damn was that a good shot

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You DID get your gold right anon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe...

      Bullshit why do you homosexuals get silver and gold? I was in the top 2% I deserve all of the trophies

      It's not fair.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe there's fanart of Ricey

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”Here’s your new Splatterscreen, bro”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A look at it in action
      https://twitter.com/aerosprayer/status/1738007260268515428?t=Gi4lHz2cxI73O_nT2FkTBw&s=19
      It’s literally useless lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, it's fricking nothing!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Worst part is that everyone will just praise Nintendo for the change in spite of the special now being practically useless and it’ll never get any rework to be the least bit effective
        Splattercolor is shit now, and it will never not be shit

        >The “people” who complained about it being “harmful” are still complaining that its harmful because nothing pleases them (obviously)
        >Now regular players are complaining as well that it’s too dark and/or useless since you can tell the colors apart
        >No one is happy
        This is why you don’t fricking capitulate to twittergays. Now it’s just worse for everyone

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Now it’s just worse for everyone
          and you know those homosexual are still going to complain

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They already are.
            >"The sound is still there I'm having migraines still :~~*("

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >The “people” who complained about it being “harmful” are still complaining that its harmful because nothing pleases them (obviously)
            >Now regular players are complaining as well that it’s too dark and/or useless since you can tell the colors apart
            >No one is happy
            This is why you don’t fricking capitulate to twittergays. Now it’s just worse for everyone

            Blocked replies of course

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I make fun new special
              >you complain too bright
              >I fix
              >you complain too dark now?!
              >you don't know what you want. Frick you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A look at it in action
      https://twitter.com/aerosprayer/status/1738007260268515428?t=Gi4lHz2cxI73O_nT2FkTBw&s=19
      It’s literally useless lmao

      That looks so shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Making it *that* fricking dark in 6.0.2

      Jesus Christ, it looks fricking awful with how fricking dark they fricking made this shit. See, this shit is EXACTLY why you don't give these fricking Black persontards a fricking voice or a fricking platform, or you get shit like this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A look at it in action
      https://twitter.com/aerosprayer/status/1738007260268515428?t=Gi4lHz2cxI73O_nT2FkTBw&s=19
      It’s literally useless lmao

      Worst part is that everyone will just praise Nintendo for the change in spite of the special now being practically useless and it’ll never get any rework to be the least bit effective
      Splattercolor is shit now, and it will never not be shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire idea was shit to begin with

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, whatever. In a game with this many specials a couple are bound to be misses.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I see the problem with 6.0.0, people should have just stopped looking at the fricking sky.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I haven't played Splatoon in a while, but when I heard the news of this weapon, I thought it would be a blinding white light or flashing lights or something that people were frothing at the mouth at. Not "the screen is slightly brighter". homosexuals are so fricking sensitive, or think that they are the most important person in the whole world.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well this sucks. Wouldn’t be surprised if this special goes the way of Sting Ray.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t be a big loss tbh. Undercover’s gonna get a 3rd kit like it did in 2 and vanilla squeezer is already a pretty good kit with trizooka. Splash wall may not be a bomb like autobomb but the tradeoff of a meta special compared to what’s now become one of the worst is more than fair

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is gonna be hilarious in Splatfests when the stage is already dark.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we never saw Splattercolor in Splatfests.
        Frick those people’s eyes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it THAT dark? I feel like it has the opposite problem, where instead of being a little bit bright, I now have to squint to see anything.
      They should change it back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop being a b***h

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This only happened because other people were b***hing in droves. This is a moronic overcorrection and I'm allowed to call it as such.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no frick off homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what the Japanese players think of the change?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the audio? Wasn't that triggering Autists or something?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still is apparently. Some are now complaining at Nintendo that the audio fries their brain, and won’t be using the special until it’s fixed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Splatoon players are Nintendo's most pathetic fans.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smash tards are worse. Twitter homosexuals are a loud minority and they latched on to Splatoon, but they make up such a small percentage of the people online.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they aren't. They have never cried for something to be needed because it "overloaded their autism".

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's amerimutts and their vassal states like that insufferable australian wienersucker, the japanese fans are cool

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >like that insufferable australian wienersucker
              I don't know who you are talking about.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs to be darker. Just make it just a black screen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate twitter Black folk so much
      instead of grayscale it should have been full on LSD effects obscuring half the screen
      >muh cripples
      don't fricking care, don't get hit by the wall or stop playing homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fix is so much easier on the eyes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        first version wasn't hard on eyes either

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a little hard, but manageable. the patch makes it much better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that only plays during Splatfests, what exactlyu does the Splatscreen do? Is it just another version of toxic mist?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it deals 30 damage on touch, some vision obscuring and inflicts mostly useless visual and sound effects that trigger sois

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now they should make it even darker

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a mentally ill weak impaired dead end bloodline frickin moronic nintendo fan
    >try to get into a hobby that is the equivalent of a blind person doing communication control
    >instead shit it up with your weak ass dead end impaired pussy b***h that ruins it for others instead of doing something like make music

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got my gold egg, gold badge, and got to keep my silver egg too.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god I got the badge before it became useless

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was already useless very early on, it's always been laughably easy to get top 5% in big run

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splattercolor Screen has been changed to be like pic related
    Thoughts?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's nice to finally be rid of the actual ableism on twitter so I can enjoy some ironic ableism on Ganker.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demoted myself from evp 400 to go getter. Just to see how it compares and how hard it is to get back to evp. And the results? Some evp 400+ play worse than some profresh +1 and below.
    It wasn't hard to get back to evp. Started to do something more at around profresh+2 but overall you can solo carry back to evp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah as long as you're here for them it's really not hard to get back. Some players are really trying down there.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is no one joining my rooms?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking generation loves to complain rather than adapt
    I can't wait for a war to happen so I can see them try to complain at enemy soldiers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two zoomer armies complaining, screeching and flossing at each other
      finally, a bloodless conflict everyone wanted

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/ashbinary_/status/1738011873952604589?s=46&t=XqrFPmFBeLn1zKdKUC8F4A
    Tldr: 2 more new weapons, 1 more band, and another wandercrust title set were discovered in the game via title id’s
    Note that these aren’t the same as the ones we saw back when we got the splashtag id leaks when 6.0 first dropped, meaning, in total, there will be at least 2 new bands and 6 new weapons added in the coming updates

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of psycho puts hot sauce in their tea?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you drop your silver egg in the river or your gold egg?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bent the knee
    It’s so fricking over

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me air-guitar my brush

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just make the Splattercolor Screen turn your whole screen black and slowly fading back to normal.

    Then again, people will complain about getting PTSD from getting raped during a PowerPoint presentation.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fix is that instead of grayscale, it should stain your vision with a gradient of the enemy team's color.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you looking forward to Side Order?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the only thing to look forward to

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just the music, don't give a shit about the story because lol nintendo writing and the procedural roguelite thing doesn't really appeal to me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking forward to pirating it since the reward is probably just splat2 lobby splat3 lobby is the best

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join my SR room in 4 hours

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I'm garbage. 20 lose streak. H3 Nozzlenose

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      H3 nozzlenose is kinda shit, try a different weapon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the extremely defensive kit though. But yeah I should try something else

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being extremely defensive doesn't necessarily give you a leg up in this game. Splat 3 is all about aggression.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe I should say supportive. Point sensor and tacticooler is fun but yeah I get you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Support relies on your teammates to do their job. It's hard to do well in solo just playing support. Best way to ensure wins is to be the guy tearing shit up. I think like

              I recommend Dapple Dualies or N-Zap 85 if the Tacticooler is your concern

              says N-zap is a good hybrid support weapon. It can do a little bit of everything - fight, turf, support, has a good bomb, light and nimble. Just a good all arounder

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should give that a go, thanks

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, it's not as 'exciting' as a nozzlenose but it's just a solid weapon, even at the highest level of play. Good for beginners too. Consider some special charge up + special power up (increases cooler duration, very important), maybe a little run + swim speed, stealth jump. LDE is good for bomb spam as well, comeback works fine too. Some utility subs (can run one sub of): one quick super jump, one ink resistance, one bomb defense. a sub or two of intensify action will help with your accuracy while jumping as well, and one special saver is good bang for its buck. But don't skip the quick super jump, it's good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I recommend Dapple Dualies or N-Zap 85 if the Tacticooler is your concern

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They fixed the Splattercolor Screen
    Frick. I never got to see it in my game. I shouldn't have postponed playing more Splatoon.
    But I've been super busy moving to a new house.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t miss out on much, don’t worry

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >win once
    >get paired with a gaggle of morons after that
    >lose
    >lose
    >lose
    >lose
    >lose
    fun game.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide room at rotation.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna make a suicide room in 30 minutes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO DON'T DO IT ANON

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    need octozon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we could have black ink for black hair. Would be really cute paired with the big black eyes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick toni kensa for teasing pure black/white ink for years and never giving it to us in-game

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white ink for years and never giving it to us in-game
          Your splatfests, sir?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      need a fuzzy tanned octozon gf

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YES I FRICKING MADE IT TO S+

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the next splatfest theme

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something new years related

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          splatfest will be 1/5-1/7...right?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it would be nye

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              would be nye..? wtfh does this mean?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                esl

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                new years eve?

                esl

                frick off

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah okay then I was being dumb. If it was new year's shoudn't we know by now even through a tweet? that'd be next week right?
                It's at minimum two weeks off due to such no?

                Really need to up my kraken game. Feels like I'm never as effective as I should be.

                PvP or PvS?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure it's announced two weeks before on twitter and one week before in game

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide room up 9999

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This SR rotation was fantastic. Easily got my bronze badge with freelancers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the holiday rotations range from decent to good

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    suicide at rotation?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, making the room at rotation.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/4

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you gays join this thread and help out

    [...]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't too busy playing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, frick off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No advertising Black person

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 silver

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if it was big run

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're only getting two more big runs

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just learned about the nerf to the Splattercolor Screen. So it's useless now eh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      >”Here’s your new Splatterscreen, bro”

      and homosexuals are still b***hing about it

      [...]
      Blocked replies of course

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least I can probably splat opponents who think I got blinded by it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can never win with goalpost movers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The darker screen looks cooler then the bright one, but the bright one was more effective

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't hurt your eyes but you still need to focus to not be splatted by touching the wrong color/fake team mate. It does make looking at names easier since they stand out in the darker screentone.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally GOLD

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open game, head to locker
    >only one golden egg instead of two
    Frick.
    >they also made splatterscreen worthless
    Wow, this is like the worst update ever. What the frick, man. So not only did big babies kill a special that was fun to use, THEY get two eggs and I don't even though I earned it? What a shitload of frick. Was really liking the foil squeezer, too. At least octo daughter's still best daughter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got my silver and gold egg proudly displayed in my locker.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You did too good and only got one trophy. What an age we live in

        It's like the opposite of a participation trophy. Who thinks of this crap?

        This will be my last suicide run

        see [...]

        Yeah, saw. Morons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You did too good and only got one trophy. What an age we live in

        >open game, head to locker
        >only one golden egg instead of two
        Frick.
        >they also made splatterscreen worthless
        Wow, this is like the worst update ever. What the frick, man. So not only did big babies kill a special that was fun to use, THEY get two eggs and I don't even though I earned it? What a shitload of frick. Was really liking the foil squeezer, too. At least octo daughter's still best daughter.

        wtfh did they just give everyone a gold egg no matter what if you lacked a gold already?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their issue was with the news. They just bypassed it completely and played the event in the lobby, giving people the correct egg.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You did too good and only got one trophy. What an age we live in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This will be my last suicide run

      see

      [...]
      Blocked replies of course

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they ain’t as bad as you make ‘em out to be, ever considered that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Define they.

        >At least octo daughter's still best daughter.
        About that...
        Woomy daughter would like a word

        Don't be silly, anon. No one on Ganker views them like that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big run players who met the new requirements but not the old ones.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't particularly give a shit, I just think it's dumb that the people who have proven to be dedicated enough get less than the ones that more than likely either gave up or were pretty bad.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's bullshit that people who earn gold don't get every trophy color like the badges do

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least octo daughter's still best daughter.
      About that...
      Woomy daughter would like a word

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woomy
        CUTE
        >veemo
        eh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daughterwife made for breeding

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatterscreen is worthless now
    how does this even affect you cliquehomosexuals? you only play salmon run

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done thanks for the suicide room GG's

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide room 3/4

      GGs

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was gonna wait for the new shift, but frick it, it's free scales. Just let me pee first.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the only afro player to exist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 silver's not bad, I guess.

      I know one guy. Weirdo puts in on his veemo, but makes it work.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only solo queue.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna make a room at rotation

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the hell is side order?
    The . multiplayer in 3 blows

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    goodbye tri slosh it's always a good time using you in SR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except when a big shot shows up

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. profreshional

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 bronze
    Oh well. New rotation, new weapons, new map. Let's do it.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't get top 5%
    You did not by any stretch of the imagination get the fricking gold!

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been using both dualie squelchers and both jet squelchers
    >just got 4 star badges on all of them
    >all four helped me get to S+
    >now they're in they're in this SR rotation

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, we tried. But a 3-man group can only do so much at this VP.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to comb the freelancer fields.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just about to join your room. good luck regardless.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Want us to open?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's alright.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the friendship bracelet in yet?

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TWO GOLD
    GG's guys I'm done I have to wake up early

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs.
      Also what happened on that mudmouth wave? So many deaths.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kept getting smacked into the water

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >checked how many deaths I had
        >It was 10
        LMAO

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice 2 gold!
    2/4 SR is up

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to really like the squelchers in SR. You can basically dive and kite through salmon ink and shit can't catch you.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to god, I've played with that rando in the past. Think I remember liking him.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are we lucking into these good randos? And that guy had the Shiver banner, very based. 4 really stupid deaths on my part, though. I don't like it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always get good freelancers

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact I've only seen this one Bobobo art piece is upsetting.

      [...]
      [...]
      wtfh did they just give everyone a gold egg no matter what if you lacked a gold already?

      Only if you got the gold "requirement".

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ow, what the frick.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really need to up my kraken game. Feels like I'm never as effective as I should be.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy the bloblobber deco w/ kraken and practice dashing the dummies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point, that's my main issue. Timing.

        ah okay then I was being dumb. If it was new year's shoudn't we know by now even through a tweet? that'd be next week right?
        It's at minimum two weeks off due to such no?

        [...]
        PvP or PvS?

        Filthy salmon scum.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    salmon room got an open spot?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, opening

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wakey, wakey mother frickers. New splatfest just dropped.
    https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1738122453287891385?s=19

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That hurt like hell.

      Hmm. Frye might have this one in the bag.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based on choices they're all pretty good. Big Man does have th closest thing to white ink again though. Still nice of Nintendo to reinforce that my wife is a family woman though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was fun, but 2 fugs is enough for me. Especially after the joe slaughter. Only 1 silver was horse shit, we had 40 seconds left. Thanks anyway.

          Honestly, I'm fond of all 3 choices depending on my mood so it's a real headscratcher. Thankfully we have almost a month to decide.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's between big man or shiver for me

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm. Actually thinking about it, I may be far more inclined to pick Big Man's side here. I'm usually busy as shit or otherwise preoccupied with other people, so I highly value my me time. Most people are, I guess, and it may sound selfish. But for shit's sake, I should just be allowed to do whatever the hell I want every once in a while without having to worry about something or someone.

              I think we all know what japan is picking this time around.

              Is it Shiver?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                50% say big man, because they hate social interaction.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair point, but I stand by my statement

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think we all know what japan is picking this time around.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who here relaxing at home?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I 100% believe in Big Man's choice. But I'm picking Shiver. She has a n-ice outfit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver outfit sexo but actual choice would force me to go either Frye or Big Man

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like a lovely blue color

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could see the ink colors back when they showed the hats they would give away for the fest

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a really, really good blue. Like half the splatfests have been really meh so I went with colors I liked, and blue tends to sway me. Hell, I took a substantial loss during zeldafest because I liked the light blue color. Still better than couragetards, at least.

          You could see the ink colors back when they showed the hats they would give away for the fest

          Kind of bummed that Big Man's choice isn't silver-ish look it looks on the actual characters. Was hoping for a sparkling silver to counteract the blue and gold. Actually a bit surprised that Frye and Big Man's teams are that similar.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am incredibly conflicted. White ink combined with my probably actual choice is good, but shiver....sexo and the blue looks good too. Frye has never been an option for me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am incredibly conflicted. White ink combined with my probably actual choice is good, but shiver....sexo and the blue looks good too. Frye has never been an option for me.

        It's a really, really good blue. Like half the splatfests have been really meh so I went with colors I liked, and blue tends to sway me. Hell, I took a substantial loss during zeldafest because I liked the light blue color. Still better than couragetards, at least.

        [...]
        Kind of bummed that Big Man's choice isn't silver-ish look it looks on the actual characters. Was hoping for a sparkling silver to counteract the blue and gold. Actually a bit surprised that Frye and Big Man's teams are that similar.

        damn it I dont have an image with white in splattered word CUM

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have fun with friends

      Another free Shiver win~

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        post more Frosty Shiver

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you insist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course these Black folk have to slap a splatfest on my birthday so i can't play shit instead of a previous useless week

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Man is literally me. What does the text for the options say though?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has no interest in sex.
        Unless you check her browser history

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i'm playing tired, GGs salmon

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, only 3 weeks in and I'm already halfway done with my catalog. Must be a record.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice kill, ggs.

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games SR, nice king kills.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg team. fun moments here and there

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shall continue giving zero fricks about Splatfests until it goes back to dual-themed Splatfests with two idols instead of the 3-way dogshit (as cool and enjoyable Shiver is as a character).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, loser

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until they have 4 way splatfests in Splatoon 4.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is big man's ink gonna be titanium dioxide white or are they gonna pussy out again?

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adorable happy ponytail octo with pineapple little buddy
    This veemo, she was made for me.

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's seriously bullshit that we won't get this merch, because it's surprisingly good.

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It warms my heart to already see cute art with the festive gear.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Though I wish I could find more, really gotta sleep now to continue Christmas work later.

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone up for salmon in 30 minutes?

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I'll just end it here with these last two autumn cuties. Really miss fall. Good night.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gn sis

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nautilus without run speed feels awful in salmon

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Man got the most popular choice by a wide margin what a fricking surprise, Splatoon gays are antisocial.
    >Give him the unique Ink color why the frick not.
    >A whole shit ton of mirror matches in the way.

    >Splatoon gays have no friends irl, wonder why.
    >Shiver is the least popular pick again.
    >Give her the only dull ink color of the fest too to make everything less special.

    >Like Frye since announcement.
    >Twatter gays keep staining her just because she has poo skin and use her as her victimization device.
    >Pick Frye team and get nothing but defeats because those dipshits happen to be the worst Splatoon players this gen.
    > “It’s Shiver’s fault! Her supporters are nazis! Frick Shiver! Japan keeps ruining her chances because they are racist!”

    TL;DR:
    - Western Fryegays are a burden that won’t let Frye Win.
    - Big Man got the best everything but you won’t stop getting useless matches.
    - Shiver is the one to go, the only letdown is the ink color.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks about all that instead of just what option he likes from the prompt
      Lame

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >solo is most popular
      Nah, most people have friends and family, unlike you, freak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Japan keeps ruining her chances because they are racist!”
      that was already btfo at last splatfest
      i dunno why trannies still embarass themselves when each splatfest their moronic shit gets shat on in new and exciting ways

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The larpers can’t accept they are bad at the game and the main reason she keeps losing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, half of the time Frye has the absolute worst take possible, so fewer people vote for her anyway in those situations.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even with major popularity they can't win shit because frytrannies suck ass
            Imagine losing to team that's 18% votes lmao that's like if aliens jobbed to bigfoot

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really wish Big Foot won. Would have been glorious.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick dat boring ass monster. If it was skinwalker, it be whole different story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I'd win

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lonely NEET option
    >White ink

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, that's the pinnacle of today. Time to end on a high note.

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE THEY FIXED TRIPLE SPLASHDOWN

    LAST TIME I PLAYED IT WAS A BULLSHIT INSTANT KILL BUTTON THAT REQUIRED ZERO AIM

    THEY FIXED IT RIGHT

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is winning in Europe with a 55% btw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will be a Money vs Love situation where the west will get constant mirror matches and not even win popularity

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm going with Shiver/Friends.
    White ink would be cool but I'd rather not be stuck doing mirror matches the entire weekend.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White ink would be cool
      coomers OUT

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Family is the objectively best answer unless your situation is completely fricked. Poor Big Man got saddled with the most tacked on and awful choice in Splatfest history, Jesus Christ.

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about that frostyfest when salmon run is the only good mode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How else am I going to collect the Sea Snails needed to up the rarity of my Grizzco-bought gear?

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking great, now shitfluencers and Twitter gays have smelled blood in the water, can't wait for whatever moronic troony shit they'll campaign for next.

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to admit, forcing Fryetroons to pick family when most of them have been disowned and hate them is a neat wrinkle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      splatroons complained it was creating sensory overload but in practically it was sensory deprivation and troons are moronic

      They be living rent free in your head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      New splatfest

      Why would they give the forever alone option?

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    New splatfest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      New art

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love that little hat she's wearing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >holiday-themed splatfest after the holidays

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well Big Man would have it in the bag if it was during the holidays, because everyone else is with their friends and family.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frosty Fest is for New Year, not Christmas. Imbecile.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          and it's half a fricking month after new year and like a month before lunar year moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friends won back on Sp2, wouldn't be surprised if it wins again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solo is winning popularity vote thanks to Japan.
        Family will be bloated in the West, but it has Fryegays so it won’t win battle categories.

        Friends won’t have mirror matches and most likely will win Tri Color.

        Final guess is:

        Solo wins 3 categories.
        Friends wins 1-2 categories.
        Family only gets 2nd place = 0 p

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Americans say holidays instead of Christmas?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too insensitive to those celebrating Kwanza

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is Kwanza?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A celebration for gays that want to feel progressively superior for not having fun or giving gifts without being israeli.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A holiday created in the 70s so blacks could have their own winter holiday, completely ignoring the fact that blacks make up the vast majority of the Christian population in America.

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Marina and Pearl DLC campaign out yet? The one for Splatoon 2 was kino

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Man wants to spend his free time alone because he’s always abused by the hags.
    >Frye has her twin sisters and older brother.
    >Shiver has no one but Frye and Big Man, and doesn’t want to out herself as a social loser.

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring and gay

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan:
    1st Place - Solo (65%)
    2nd Place - Family (19%)
    3rd Place - Friends (16%)

    Europe:
    1st Place - Family (54%)
    2nd Place - Friends (23%)
    2nd Place - Solo (23%)

    America:
    1st Place - Family (57%)
    2nd Place - Friends (23%)
    3rd Place - Solo (20%)

    Sorry Family gays, you are doomed to lose.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many incels in Japan?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one wants a Japanese friend.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i do

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're called "hikkikomori"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want another Handshake scenario.

    Hug SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN a mirror match team.

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else picking solo because they don’t have a good relationship with their family and don’t have any friends
    🙁

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frye's frosted feet

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solo better be the least popular.

    Friends should be filled with poolgays.

    Family can hang themselves.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't celebrate Christmas. Even so i hate Big Man, i'm not picking the other two, because it's generic and gay. Fricking ass Big Man. I gotta waste my damn energy and time for you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big Man has two dicks so…

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So that's why Frye and Shiver hang around him....

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t think you were gonna use any in the first place

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we're all going team solo, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. and its cum color. its a double whammy

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