Patch notes are up
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v602
They fixed the Splattercolor Screen
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What was wrong with it?
Context
Better late than never I guess. Least the whole “TWITTERgayS DON’T MATTER” homosexuals can shut up about it. They’re as much indicative of the playerbase LIKE anywhere else
Japs complained about it too
Nintendo doesn't listen to western fans, but in this case they're just trying to cover their ass to avoid any potential lawsuits
>People are upset that a flashbang acts like a flashbang
These are the squidiots I have to play with.
To be fair the effects of the screen were far far worse when using colorblnd accessibility options. Normal players weren't exposed to how bad it could get due to never using those things.
shit genes losers deserve nothing
it made they/thems seethe
splatroons complained it was creating sensory overload but in practically it was sensory deprivation and troons are moronic
Splatoon should've been a singleplayer-only game series because Nintendo is dogshit at making multiplayer games
You’re stupid, and everyone knows it
>Nintendo is dogshit at making multiplayer games
Agreed, particularly those with an online focus. They have a lot of catching up to do.
>Splatoon should've been a singleplayer-only game series
Yeah no that's moronic. If we ever want them to get better, they need to actually take a stab at more multiplayer series. We have enough single player Nintendo games as is. Splatoon is a team based game in nature, always has been. Take that away and you remove the soul from the series.
They’ve had 3 games and close to a decade to get it right and they’re still shit. They’ve had their chance but they clearly aren’t ready. Besides, a shit game is a shit game no matter the soul
Just move on from the series at this point if that's how you feel. I did the same for Pokemon when it turned to shit. You're better off just dropping it if you don't enjoy it, but Splat 3 is still fun even with its rough edges. The QOL improvements have all been a nice step in the right direction. With the Gamecube online was practically non existent when Xbox was breaking ground. Then with the next generation the PS3 and Xbox 360 took online further than it had been before, as well as focusing on HD development. Nintendo was stuck with the Wii and online was an after thought there. Then they had to play catch up with Wii U since it was their first HD console. And now here we are. Other companies, other studios have had more experience with online games than Nintendo has, that's a fact. So instead of just giving up on online games altogether, it would be wise for them to keep experimenting and improving on what they can, because nowadays it's become apparent that a lot of games are online oriented and Nintendo knows this. They're not just gonna make Animal Crossing or Smash Bros or Mario Kart single player games, you're out of your damn mind.
Frick the screen, where's my gold egg.
That was part of the patch, did you still not get yours? I want to see if it actually worked
Do you think they fixed the big run trophies?
I got the fix. Apparently some people still haven't gotten theirs somehow.
Nogami finally came through.
Bullshit why do you homosexuals get silver and gold? I was in the top 2% I deserve all of the trophies
>Did too well in BR and I only get gold while others get Gold/Silver
It just means if you only have Gold you're good. Don't join lobbies if they have both gold and silver. Be sure to check lockers before joining
>Don't join lobbies if they have both gold and silver
frick off homosexual
You Black folk are unironically worse than the screen complainers.
I was talking about the splattercolor badge. I don't care if the big run badge is useless.
I'm not sure I appreciate that tone, mister.
ok
So, did those who got gold before the patch not get a second egg?
Nope
no only the b***hes who complained got two eggs.
>Would have gotten silver under the old system
>But got a gold egg
>Now won't get 2 gold eggs.
I am sad.
>Screen Patched
>It’s useless now
Frick all these gays, now Undercover Brella is completely irredeemable.
It was already complete shit, screen didn’t improve it at all
I was waiting for this to go wrong but got damn was that a good shot
You DID get your gold right anon?
Maybe...
It's not fair.
I can't believe there's fanart of Ricey
>”Here’s your new Splatterscreen, bro”
A look at it in action
https://twitter.com/aerosprayer/status/1738007260268515428?t=Gi4lHz2cxI73O_nT2FkTBw&s=19
It’s literally useless lmao
Wow, it's fricking nothing!
>The “people” who complained about it being “harmful” are still complaining that its harmful because nothing pleases them (obviously)
>Now regular players are complaining as well that it’s too dark and/or useless since you can tell the colors apart
>No one is happy
This is why you don’t fricking capitulate to twittergays. Now it’s just worse for everyone
>Now it’s just worse for everyone
and you know those homosexual are still going to complain
They already are.
>"The sound is still there I'm having migraines still :~~*("
Blocked replies of course
>I make fun new special
>you complain too bright
>I fix
>you complain too dark now?!
>you don't know what you want. Frick you
That looks so shit.
>Making it *that* fricking dark in 6.0.2
Jesus Christ, it looks fricking awful with how fricking dark they fricking made this shit. See, this shit is EXACTLY why you don't give these fricking Black persontards a fricking voice or a fricking platform, or you get shit like this.
Worst part is that everyone will just praise Nintendo for the change in spite of the special now being practically useless and it’ll never get any rework to be the least bit effective
Splattercolor is shit now, and it will never not be shit
The entire idea was shit to begin with
Eh, whatever. In a game with this many specials a couple are bound to be misses.
Oh I see the problem with 6.0.0, people should have just stopped looking at the fricking sky.
You know, I haven't played Splatoon in a while, but when I heard the news of this weapon, I thought it would be a blinding white light or flashing lights or something that people were frothing at the mouth at. Not "the screen is slightly brighter". homosexuals are so fricking sensitive, or think that they are the most important person in the whole world.
Well this sucks. Wouldn’t be surprised if this special goes the way of Sting Ray.
Wouldn’t be a big loss tbh. Undercover’s gonna get a 3rd kit like it did in 2 and vanilla squeezer is already a pretty good kit with trizooka. Splash wall may not be a bomb like autobomb but the tradeoff of a meta special compared to what’s now become one of the worst is more than fair
This is gonna be hilarious in Splatfests when the stage is already dark.
>we never saw Splattercolor in Splatfests.
Frick those people’s eyes.
Why is it THAT dark? I feel like it has the opposite problem, where instead of being a little bit bright, I now have to squint to see anything.
They should change it back.
stop being a b***h
This only happened because other people were b***hing in droves. This is a moronic overcorrection and I'm allowed to call it as such.
no frick off homosexual
I wonder what the Japanese players think of the change?
What about the audio? Wasn't that triggering Autists or something?
Still is apparently. Some are now complaining at Nintendo that the audio fries their brain, and won’t be using the special until it’s fixed.
Splatoon players are Nintendo's most pathetic fans.
Smash tards are worse. Twitter homosexuals are a loud minority and they latched on to Splatoon, but they make up such a small percentage of the people online.
No they aren't. They have never cried for something to be needed because it "overloaded their autism".
it's amerimutts and their vassal states like that insufferable australian wienersucker, the japanese fans are cool
>like that insufferable australian wienersucker
I don't know who you are talking about.
Needs to be darker. Just make it just a black screen
i hate twitter Black folk so much
instead of grayscale it should have been full on LSD effects obscuring half the screen
>muh cripples
don't fricking care, don't get hit by the wall or stop playing homosexual
This fix is so much easier on the eyes.
first version wasn't hard on eyes either
It's a little hard, but manageable. the patch makes it much better
Anon that only plays during Splatfests, what exactlyu does the Splatscreen do? Is it just another version of toxic mist?
no it deals 30 damage on touch, some vision obscuring and inflicts mostly useless visual and sound effects that trigger sois
now they should make it even darker
>Be a mentally ill weak impaired dead end bloodline frickin moronic nintendo fan
>try to get into a hobby that is the equivalent of a blind person doing communication control
>instead shit it up with your weak ass dead end impaired pussy b***h that ruins it for others instead of doing something like make music
I got my gold egg, gold badge, and got to keep my silver egg too.
Thank god I got the badge before it became useless
it was already useless very early on, it's always been laughably easy to get top 5% in big run
>Splattercolor Screen has been changed to be like pic related
Thoughts?
It's nice to finally be rid of the actual ableism on twitter so I can enjoy some ironic ableism on Ganker.
Demoted myself from evp 400 to go getter. Just to see how it compares and how hard it is to get back to evp. And the results? Some evp 400+ play worse than some profresh +1 and below.
It wasn't hard to get back to evp. Started to do something more at around profresh+2 but overall you can solo carry back to evp
Yeah as long as you're here for them it's really not hard to get back. Some players are really trying down there.
Why is no one joining my rooms?
This fricking generation loves to complain rather than adapt
I can't wait for a war to happen so I can see them try to complain at enemy soldiers
>two zoomer armies complaining, screeching and flossing at each other
finally, a bloodless conflict everyone wanted
https://twitter.com/ashbinary_/status/1738011873952604589?s=46&t=XqrFPmFBeLn1zKdKUC8F4A
Tldr: 2 more new weapons, 1 more band, and another wandercrust title set were discovered in the game via title id’s
Note that these aren’t the same as the ones we saw back when we got the splashtag id leaks when 6.0 first dropped, meaning, in total, there will be at least 2 new bands and 6 new weapons added in the coming updates
What kind of psycho puts hot sauce in their tea?
Did you drop your silver egg in the river or your gold egg?
>Bent the knee
It’s so fricking over
Let me air-guitar my brush
They should just make the Splattercolor Screen turn your whole screen black and slowly fading back to normal.
Then again, people will complain about getting PTSD from getting raped during a PowerPoint presentation.
The fix is that instead of grayscale, it should stain your vision with a gradient of the enemy team's color.
Are you looking forward to Side Order?
It’s the only thing to look forward to
just the music, don't give a shit about the story because lol nintendo writing and the procedural roguelite thing doesn't really appeal to me
Looking forward to pirating it since the reward is probably just splat2 lobby splat3 lobby is the best
Join my SR room in 4 hours
Man I'm garbage. 20 lose streak. H3 Nozzlenose
H3 nozzlenose is kinda shit, try a different weapon
I like the extremely defensive kit though. But yeah I should try something else
Being extremely defensive doesn't necessarily give you a leg up in this game. Splat 3 is all about aggression.
Maybe I should say supportive. Point sensor and tacticooler is fun but yeah I get you
Support relies on your teammates to do their job. It's hard to do well in solo just playing support. Best way to ensure wins is to be the guy tearing shit up. I think like
says N-zap is a good hybrid support weapon. It can do a little bit of everything - fight, turf, support, has a good bomb, light and nimble. Just a good all arounder
I should give that a go, thanks
Yep, it's not as 'exciting' as a nozzlenose but it's just a solid weapon, even at the highest level of play. Good for beginners too. Consider some special charge up + special power up (increases cooler duration, very important), maybe a little run + swim speed, stealth jump. LDE is good for bomb spam as well, comeback works fine too. Some utility subs (can run one sub of): one quick super jump, one ink resistance, one bomb defense. a sub or two of intensify action will help with your accuracy while jumping as well, and one special saver is good bang for its buck. But don't skip the quick super jump, it's good.
I recommend Dapple Dualies or N-Zap 85 if the Tacticooler is your concern
Name?
>They fixed the Splattercolor Screen
Frick. I never got to see it in my game. I shouldn't have postponed playing more Splatoon.
But I've been super busy moving to a new house.
Didn’t miss out on much, don’t worry
>win once
>get paired with a gaggle of morons after that
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
fun game.
Suicide room at rotation.
Gonna make a suicide room in 30 minutes
NO DON'T DO IT ANON
need octozon
I wish we could have black ink for black hair. Would be really cute paired with the big black eyes
frick toni kensa for teasing pure black/white ink for years and never giving it to us in-game
>white ink for years and never giving it to us in-game
Your splatfests, sir?
need a fuzzy tanned octozon gf
YES I FRICKING MADE IT TO S+
What's the next splatfest theme
Something new years related
splatfest will be 1/5-1/7...right?
I thought it would be nye
would be nye..? wtfh does this mean?
esl
new years eve?
frick off
ah okay then I was being dumb. If it was new year's shoudn't we know by now even through a tweet? that'd be next week right?
It's at minimum two weeks off due to such no?
PvP or PvS?
pretty sure it's announced two weeks before on twitter and one week before in game
Suicide room up 9999
This SR rotation was fantastic. Easily got my bronze badge with freelancers
All the holiday rotations range from decent to good
suicide at rotation?
Yes, making the room at rotation.
Suicide up
3/4
Can you gays join this thread and help out
can't too busy playing
Nah, frick off
No advertising Black person
>6 silver
Imagine if it was big run
>we're only getting two more big runs
I just learned about the nerf to the Splattercolor Screen. So it's useless now eh
yes
and homosexuals are still b***hing about it
At least I can probably splat opponents who think I got blinded by it
You can never win with goalpost movers
The darker screen looks cooler then the bright one, but the bright one was more effective
It won't hurt your eyes but you still need to focus to not be splatted by touching the wrong color/fake team mate. It does make looking at names easier since they stand out in the darker screentone.
Finally GOLD
>open game, head to locker
>only one golden egg instead of two
Frick.
>they also made splatterscreen worthless
Wow, this is like the worst update ever. What the frick, man. So not only did big babies kill a special that was fun to use, THEY get two eggs and I don't even though I earned it? What a shitload of frick. Was really liking the foil squeezer, too. At least octo daughter's still best daughter.
Got my silver and gold egg proudly displayed in my locker.
It's like the opposite of a participation trophy. Who thinks of this crap?
Yeah, saw. Morons.
wtfh did they just give everyone a gold egg no matter what if you lacked a gold already?
Their issue was with the news. They just bypassed it completely and played the event in the lobby, giving people the correct egg.
You did too good and only got one trophy. What an age we live in
This will be my last suicide run
see
Maybe they ain’t as bad as you make ‘em out to be, ever considered that?
Define they.
Don't be silly, anon. No one on Ganker views them like that.
Big run players who met the new requirements but not the old ones.
I don't particularly give a shit, I just think it's dumb that the people who have proven to be dedicated enough get less than the ones that more than likely either gave up or were pretty bad.
It's bullshit that people who earn gold don't get every trophy color like the badges do
>At least octo daughter's still best daughter.
About that...
Woomy daughter would like a word
>woomy
CUTE
>veemo
eh
Daughterwife made for breeding
test
>splatterscreen is worthless now
how does this even affect you cliquehomosexuals? you only play salmon run
I'm done thanks for the suicide room GG's
Suicide room 3/4
GGs
Was gonna wait for the new shift, but frick it, it's free scales. Just let me pee first.
I am the only afro player to exist
2 silver's not bad, I guess.
I know one guy. Weirdo puts in on his veemo, but makes it work.
Name?
I only solo queue.
gonna make a room at rotation
Where the hell is side order?
The . multiplayer in 3 blows
goodbye tri slosh it's always a good time using you in SR
Except when a big shot shows up
t. profreshional
>10 bronze
Oh well. New rotation, new weapons, new map. Let's do it.
SR 3/4
>he didn't get top 5%
You did not by any stretch of the imagination get the fricking gold!
>been using both dualie squelchers and both jet squelchers
>just got 4 star badges on all of them
>all four helped me get to S+
>now they're in they're in this SR rotation
Well, we tried. But a 3-man group can only do so much at this VP.
SR 3/4
Time to comb the freelancer fields.
I was just about to join your room. good luck regardless.
Want us to open?
No, it's alright.
Is the friendship bracelet in yet?
TWO GOLD
GG's guys I'm done I have to wake up early
GGs.
Also what happened on that mudmouth wave? So many deaths.
I kept getting smacked into the water
>checked how many deaths I had
>It was 10
LMAO
nice 2 gold!
2/4 SR is up
I'm starting to really like the squelchers in SR. You can basically dive and kite through salmon ink and shit can't catch you.
I swear to god, I've played with that rando in the past. Think I remember liking him.
How are we lucking into these good randos? And that guy had the Shiver banner, very based. 4 really stupid deaths on my part, though. I don't like it.
I always get good freelancers
nice
The fact I've only seen this one Bobobo art piece is upsetting.
Only if you got the gold "requirement".
Ow, what the frick.
Really need to up my kraken game. Feels like I'm never as effective as I should be.
buy the bloblobber deco w/ kraken and practice dashing the dummies
Good point, that's my main issue. Timing.
Filthy salmon scum.
salmon room got an open spot?
yes, opening
Wakey, wakey mother frickers. New splatfest just dropped.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1738122453287891385?s=19
That hurt like hell.
Hmm. Frye might have this one in the bag.
Based on choices they're all pretty good. Big Man does have th closest thing to white ink again though. Still nice of Nintendo to reinforce that my wife is a family woman though.
That was fun, but 2 fugs is enough for me. Especially after the joe slaughter. Only 1 silver was horse shit, we had 40 seconds left. Thanks anyway.
Honestly, I'm fond of all 3 choices depending on my mood so it's a real headscratcher. Thankfully we have almost a month to decide.
It's between big man or shiver for me
Hmm. Actually thinking about it, I may be far more inclined to pick Big Man's side here. I'm usually busy as shit or otherwise preoccupied with other people, so I highly value my me time. Most people are, I guess, and it may sound selfish. But for shit's sake, I should just be allowed to do whatever the hell I want every once in a while without having to worry about something or someone.
Is it Shiver?
50% say big man, because they hate social interaction.
Fair point, but I stand by my statement
I think we all know what japan is picking this time around.
who here relaxing at home?
I 100% believe in Big Man's choice. But I'm picking Shiver. She has a n-ice outfit
>Shiver outfit sexo but actual choice would force me to go either Frye or Big Man
That looks like a lovely blue color
You could see the ink colors back when they showed the hats they would give away for the fest
It's a really, really good blue. Like half the splatfests have been really meh so I went with colors I liked, and blue tends to sway me. Hell, I took a substantial loss during zeldafest because I liked the light blue color. Still better than couragetards, at least.
Kind of bummed that Big Man's choice isn't silver-ish look it looks on the actual characters. Was hoping for a sparkling silver to counteract the blue and gold. Actually a bit surprised that Frye and Big Man's teams are that similar.
I am incredibly conflicted. White ink combined with my probably actual choice is good, but shiver....sexo and the blue looks good too. Frye has never been an option for me.
damn it I dont have an image with white in splattered word CUM
>Have fun with friends
Another free Shiver win~
post more Frosty Shiver
If you insist.
of course these Black folk have to slap a splatfest on my birthday so i can't play shit instead of a previous useless week
Big Man is literally me. What does the text for the options say though?
>has no interest in sex.
Unless you check her browser history
God i'm playing tired, GGs salmon
Sweet, only 3 weeks in and I'm already halfway done with my catalog. Must be a record.
Nice kill, ggs.
Good games SR, nice king kills.
gg team. fun moments here and there
I shall continue giving zero fricks about Splatfests until it goes back to dual-themed Splatfests with two idols instead of the 3-way dogshit (as cool and enjoyable Shiver is as a character).
No one cares, loser
Just wait until they have 4 way splatfests in Splatoon 4.
Is big man's ink gonna be titanium dioxide white or are they gonna pussy out again?
>adorable happy ponytail octo with pineapple little buddy
This veemo, she was made for me.
It's seriously bullshit that we won't get this merch, because it's surprisingly good.
It warms my heart to already see cute art with the festive gear.
Though I wish I could find more, really gotta sleep now to continue Christmas work later.
anyone up for salmon in 30 minutes?
So I'll just end it here with these last two autumn cuties. Really miss fall. Good night.
gn sis
nautilus without run speed feels awful in salmon
>Big Man got the most popular choice by a wide margin what a fricking surprise, Splatoon gays are antisocial.
>Give him the unique Ink color why the frick not.
>A whole shit ton of mirror matches in the way.
>Splatoon gays have no friends irl, wonder why.
>Shiver is the least popular pick again.
>Give her the only dull ink color of the fest too to make everything less special.
>Like Frye since announcement.
>Twatter gays keep staining her just because she has poo skin and use her as her victimization device.
>Pick Frye team and get nothing but defeats because those dipshits happen to be the worst Splatoon players this gen.
> “It’s Shiver’s fault! Her supporters are nazis! Frick Shiver! Japan keeps ruining her chances because they are racist!”
TL;DR:
- Western Fryegays are a burden that won’t let Frye Win.
- Big Man got the best everything but you won’t stop getting useless matches.
- Shiver is the one to go, the only letdown is the ink color.
>He thinks about all that instead of just what option he likes from the prompt
Lame
>solo is most popular
Nah, most people have friends and family, unlike you, freak
>"Japan keeps ruining her chances because they are racist!”
that was already btfo at last splatfest
i dunno why trannies still embarass themselves when each splatfest their moronic shit gets shat on in new and exciting ways
The larpers can’t accept they are bad at the game and the main reason she keeps losing.
I mean, half of the time Frye has the absolute worst take possible, so fewer people vote for her anyway in those situations.
Even with major popularity they can't win shit because frytrannies suck ass
Imagine losing to team that's 18% votes lmao that's like if aliens jobbed to bigfoot
I really wish Big Foot won. Would have been glorious.
Frick dat boring ass monster. If it was skinwalker, it be whole different story.
Nah I'd win
>Lonely NEET option
>White ink
Welp, that's the pinnacle of today. Time to end on a high note.
HAVE THEY FIXED TRIPLE SPLASHDOWN
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT WAS A BULLSHIT INSTANT KILL BUTTON THAT REQUIRED ZERO AIM
THEY FIXED IT RIGHT
Frye is winning in Europe with a 55% btw
It will be a Money vs Love situation where the west will get constant mirror matches and not even win popularity
I think I'm going with Shiver/Friends.
White ink would be cool but I'd rather not be stuck doing mirror matches the entire weekend.
>White ink would be cool
coomers OUT
Family is the objectively best answer unless your situation is completely fricked. Poor Big Man got saddled with the most tacked on and awful choice in Splatfest history, Jesus Christ.
who cares about that frostyfest when salmon run is the only good mode
How else am I going to collect the Sea Snails needed to up the rarity of my Grizzco-bought gear?
Fricking great, now shitfluencers and Twitter gays have smelled blood in the water, can't wait for whatever moronic troony shit they'll campaign for next.
I have to admit, forcing Fryetroons to pick family when most of them have been disowned and hate them is a neat wrinkle
They be living rent free in your head
lmao
Why would they give the forever alone option?
New splatfest
New art
I love that little hat she's wearing
>holiday-themed splatfest after the holidays
Well Big Man would have it in the bag if it was during the holidays, because everyone else is with their friends and family.
Frosty Fest is for New Year, not Christmas. Imbecile.
and it's half a fricking month after new year and like a month before lunar year moron
Friends won back on Sp2, wouldn't be surprised if it wins again
Solo is winning popularity vote thanks to Japan.
Family will be bloated in the West, but it has Fryegays so it won’t win battle categories.
Friends won’t have mirror matches and most likely will win Tri Color.
Final guess is:
Solo wins 3 categories.
Friends wins 1-2 categories.
Family only gets 2nd place = 0 p
Why do Americans say holidays instead of Christmas?
Too insensitive to those celebrating Kwanza
What the frick is Kwanza?
A celebration for gays that want to feel progressively superior for not having fun or giving gifts without being israeli.
A holiday created in the 70s so blacks could have their own winter holiday, completely ignoring the fact that blacks make up the vast majority of the Christian population in America.
Is the Marina and Pearl DLC campaign out yet? The one for Splatoon 2 was kino
>Big Man wants to spend his free time alone because he’s always abused by the hags.
>Frye has her twin sisters and older brother.
>Shiver has no one but Frye and Big Man, and doesn’t want to out herself as a social loser.
Boring and gay
Japan:
1st Place - Solo (65%)
2nd Place - Family (19%)
3rd Place - Friends (16%)
Europe:
1st Place - Family (54%)
2nd Place - Friends (23%)
2nd Place - Solo (23%)
America:
1st Place - Family (57%)
2nd Place - Friends (23%)
3rd Place - Solo (20%)
Sorry Family gays, you are doomed to lose.
Why are there so many incels in Japan?
No one wants a Japanese friend.
i do
They're called "hikkikomori"
I don’t want another Handshake scenario.
Hug SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN a mirror match team.
Who else picking solo because they don’t have a good relationship with their family and don’t have any friends
🙁
frye's frosted feet
Solo better be the least popular.
Friends should be filled with poolgays.
Family can hang themselves.
I don't celebrate Christmas. Even so i hate Big Man, i'm not picking the other two, because it's generic and gay. Fricking ass Big Man. I gotta waste my damn energy and time for you.
Big Man has two dicks so…
So that's why Frye and Shiver hang around him....
Don’t think you were gonna use any in the first place
So we're all going team solo, right?
yes. and its cum color. its a double whammy