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>for almost 2 days
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You're in charge of making a Splatoon game.
What do you do?
I hire all the current devs and just tell them to keep doing what they're doing
put some of single player's mechanics into multiplayer. Right now this is wasted potential: the game
I put every single song from the previous games into the song rotation.
>but the game's identity
I don't give a shit. Songs shouldn't be stuck in one game.
I build a team composed entirely of well-known SJW and trans developers and do the exact opposite of everything they tell me. Then I livestream their suicides when the game sells well in spite of their protests.
Obsessed
A more story focused game that isn't necessarily a shooter more like an ARPG obviously with abilities and such.
Wouldn't be a AAA game but a nice tie in between numbered games.
Full fledged adventure game with OoT sized areas at the minimum. Not open world meme but benefits from exploration, like Xenoblade 1 maybe. Levels that take place in real locations instead of floating platforms. Explore the history of the world, fight strange creatures. Seeks answers to the origins if Inkling society. Retrieve artifacts from days past.
>Xenoblade 1
>exploration
Gee I sure love traversing this long winding path to find a shiny on the ground and nothing else
Xenoblade 1 had overall small areas but big enough to explore but lot of landmarks to find, which gave you EXP and shit, it was fun.
X was better for it, but that was what X was doing
The prize is finding a kino unique monster that you go life and death with. Then he might give you some good armor or not. But yeah there's not really even treasure chests out in the open in Xeno 1, mostly just monsters and collectibles, but secret areas are cool too.
remove spawning grounds
Shoot the man who implemented the matchmaking system. Tell the rest they have 48 hours to improve it.
Off the top of my head:
Add apartments.
Add playable Octozons.
Add the old minigames and make more of them.
Turn the plaza into a giant traversable location like Octo Valley/Canyon and Alterna so you can enjoy a slice of ceph life.
Just throw in a jukebox/Squid Beatz 3 that lets players assemble a playlist of tunes to play in matches.
Octozon?
takozones/enemy octolings
I make a livestream where I publicly execute Flyfish
MGSV but in splatoon,where we play as a punished grizz and form a new corporation, this time a mercenary corporation and you have to often fight either the octoling army, squidbeak battalion, salmonids, grizzco and ragtag groups of ancient human machines
I think the DLC should be about the Inkling’s defensive line against the Salmon collapsing because Grizz was actually doing a great job of managing it
What do you think Big Run is?
A gigantic single player adventure. I don't know what it would be about but I'm talking like hundreds of hours worth of platforming. Splatoon's mechanics yearn for it.
I would buy a game dedicated solely to Hero Mode tbh
Splatoon as a whole is full of untapped potential, they could do just about anything as long as the devs don't half-ass it.
Battle Royale mode with battle passes
Vehicular combat. I want to demonstrate a new physics engine watching objects inflate, bend, and break. Also collecting debris to repair your battleship and give it new weapons mid-battle is fun.
>fire nogami
>bring back the loading screen mini games from 1 and the rhythm game from 2, put them as arcade machines in an arcade, this is also where tableturf battles are located
>story mode is basically just a big salmon rush campaign, playable in co-op like left 4 dead
>salmon rush 3.0 with better maps
>three way splatfests again but this time it's 2 idols and mr grizz. after halftime winning team has a chance of facing a salmonid invasion on selected map instead of another team. any losses count against them.
Do what that one anon said he wanted 3 to be like where it's a desert scavenging adventure
I leave the team alone until they start to set up matchmaking and the rotation shit, then I force them to put all the maps in rotation and the ranked gamemodes and maps in rotation in the ranked playlist. then I give everyone 20 loadouts that they set up and add like 20 seconds to the match prior to it starting, allowing people to choose their loadouts for the gamemode and map.
>Big tiddy squids
>Big tiddy octolings
>Option to make gear transparent, so I can watch my big tiddy squid run around in her underwear and cute bare feet
>gamble mechanic: hub city has shitty neighborhood with mostly “dark shaded” NPC’s, you can come here to try to score greatly discounted weapons/gear, but you have a chance of being robbed. Also, there is a stripclub, and an EXTREMELY rare chance you’ll enter it to find Marina poledancing while wearing one of those eyemasks that magically make someone unrecognizable in anime
>being on the winning side of a splat fest awards you a medal which can be placed on your shirt, and you can add additional medals as you win more splatfests. This allowes you to visually flex at all times, and laugh at those with less medals than you for as long as the game exists.
Don’t even pretend like you wouldn’t buy this day-one
>Big tiddy squids
You can stop right there, I'm on board
>additional medals as you win more splatfests. This allowes you to visually flex at all times
Holy shit just imagine the twitter asshurt this cause
They would literally write essays about how this divides the game into a class system or something
You had me at big tiddy you beautiful bastard
Tell the devs to keep the gameplay formula steady, but to add in wet t-shirts and micro bikini bottoms for all female character models.
An actual singleplayer campaign to justify the game being $60, online that isn't liquid dogshit, kill rotations and make it way easier to play what you want with lobbies, remove twitter, sequels that merit their existence, just combine all the game's content at this point instead of removing content to try and pretend it's a new game.
add micro bikinis
that's it
add an 8-way FFA gamemode for clam blitz, splatzones, and turf war
Friendship bracelet at launch and add one for all slots including pants.
Make the map designers huff Splat 1 maps and shifty stations
This, S1 maps all looked like they fit into the city and were just cordoned off and set up for battles. Other than Hagglefish Market I really don't get that feeling with S3's maps.
retcon all of the human lore, holy shit how is all of it awful?
The last of humanity died on Earth, some accepting their fate to live out the rest of their lives knowing their species would die out, some clinging to life as long as possible in desperation, they couldn't figure out of to do stasis pods, the Judds are just 2 of the last of the critically endangered cats and Tartar does the same thing but this time it's what he was built to do as humanity wants to live on in some form.
I haven't beaten 3 yet so anyone that has can fill in the blanks from there, humans believe themselves to be the most important things in the world, they aren't stupid when it comes to the preservation of the things they care about and they are at the top of that list.
3's story shows what the last pocket of humanity was doing and it's downfall and how the downfall uplifted marine life.
>magic cave crystals
Ok, but humanity could've survived with the technology they had, just mass produce stasis pods and have humanity wait until the next guys show up and free them.
Humanity died in Splatoon not because they faced insurmountable odds but because they were moronic.
An astonishing amount of story beats in Splatoon are explained or handwaved away with
>they're dumb lol
>just mass produce stasis pods and have humanity wait until the next guys show up and free them.
Haha yeah not like they were on a time clock and could just make as many stasis pods as they wanted.
>just wait for the next guys
Like who, Who would open the pods? If you knew the people in there caused the end of the world before why would you open it?
Backstory already said the great majority of world leaders and other higher ups ignored scientists like Judd's owner telling them humanity was going to be doomed in short order. So evidently they only had enough time to put various animals in stasis (of which only Judd and Grizz are accounted for) and then died off with the rest of humanity except for the survivors in Alterna who still managed to kill themselves later.
Although surely there's a space station or something out there.
Nah they survived they're just stuck on a whole different planet.
>They're still seething
This is what happens when you integrate tw*tter into your game
Anyone got the screencap of that seething troon calling gear "sweaties"? THESE are the people calling you sweatie just because you won and they didnt.
>high tide
>2 flyfish spawn
haha i love this map
kill me
Gee sounds like they aren't having any fun.
guys harmony wont leave and she just raids my fridge and lazes around taking naps what do I do
Tell her to get back to work.
>She turns to you and kisses you
>You’re paralyzed for hours while she ramsacks your house for anything valuable and leaves
And yet I still let her in, I've been enchanted by the autist
Give her a good dicking or carpet munching
Does your choices for Agent 3's appearance in the Octo expansion not carry over?
I gave Agent 3 light skin and orange eyes, but for some reason she has tan skin and purple eyes in 3's campaign. Is it random?
If you imported your Splatoon 2 data upon first starting the game your choices in the Octo Expansion on Captain 3's appearance should carry over. Mine is the same as what I described him in 2.
But I did import it.
The only thing I can think of is I also have my sister's save data on my switch too, but I imported my save data to Splatoon 3 first so I'm still confused as to why it would pick her's and not mine. I wish I could fix this.
You can change the appearance from within 3
how
Atht the tent where you first start the campaign mode at. If you've beaten the first section in the desert already, you can go back to it by interacting with the zapfish plush somewhere near where Marie and Captain hang out in Alterna.
Can't you edit the Captain's appearance up at Cuttlefish's tent up at the desert above Alterna?
It was possible the very first time around at least. So if you got the relive memories section and replay the beginning portion you might be able to adjust the Captain again.
how do i remember to use squid roll while playing?
Because it makes you invincible during those stingrays and it's better than just retreating. You can hold your position with the squid roll. Only time I really use it is for that but I'd like to use it more for firefights
shout SQUID ROLL SQUID ROLL the whole game.
Maybe you'll remember
wtf bros
>He lost to HARMONY
still using the starter deck Timmy? You know you dont want ONLY big cards right?
She's barely awake
imagine losing to the most stoned person in the city
She has autism, she really doesn't mean to sound rude.
>She has autism
That's not an excuse.
whats her veganal canal lookin like?
She doesn’t have one, they reproduce asexually.
On the other hand, with enough time, maybe we can all have our own Harmony
I would love for Nintendo to confirm that the shopkeeper Harmony and the band Harmony are different Harmonies
Sunken scrolls confirm it's the same Harmony.
>She doesn’t have one, they reproduce asexually.
buzzkill, man.
Forgot image of hot, steamy Harmony sex
so you're saying there should be multiple harmonies
Yes I said pretty much exactly that
where they at then smart guy? wheres the group sex at?!
harem of harmonys
haremony
>Harmony splits into twins.
Wiki does say that sexual reproduction can also occur, also that they sometimes change their sex during their life cycle. These things are weird.
Is she stoned? Autistic? moronic?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
yes
yes
no
Popular theory is that her own neurotoxins make her perpetually stoned.
Imagine going your whole life stoned but to you it's normal as it's all you've ever been.
murch has the most annoying lines as well as the most homosexual deck.
>1 egg off in the final second away from ranking up to VP
I am waiting for the first major patch to see if they will actually fix Salmon Run or not.
What's wrong with Salmon Run besides Spawning Grounds being garbage and Cohozuna's drop rate?
the woomys after smell bad
Erotic.
During runs? I've had them upon returning to Grizzco, but not out there.
Fair enough. Most people can't get any scale rewards.
I've heard the framerate gets really bad during Eggsecutive VP runs due to so many enemies popping up, so they either need to optimize their shit more or lower how many enemies show up
when shit really hits the fan this game is like 10 fps and i don't even play max hazard
Those, plus the framerate issues
That's a big enough reason not to play it right now, in my opinion.
Why did people play salmon run in 2?
I love Harmony, bros
please help
How do I seduce Harmony
Give her a Fidget Spinner
Become the Nintendo Ultra Hand
I really wish there was a shooter or even dualies with inkjet, it feels so weird on ballpoint especially
>tfw I got a triple with it once
Yeah that shit feels nice but it is seriously the worst special to put on it.
how do you control how high you fly?
>Get better rewards for losing cohozuna than I did winning it
th-thanks
You can press b for a boost
danke.
i only ever use it in salmon run and that might help me but that thing makes me die more often than help when its done doing its thing
pressing B gives you a small boost, entering squid form even briefly makes you drop down
your altitude also matches the terrain you're currently flying over so flying above towers will make you go much higher
Do you get anything good out of playing the card game? What about story mode? And can I get ambiio outfits without buying the ambiios?
the only worthwhile you get is the emote at rank 30 which takes years to get to
Even the emote sucks
The animation is too fast and you're not holding cards
had only 3 people in salmon run when cohozuna appeared... not sure when the 4th guy left might have been during wave 3... at high tide btw so we got fricked but did pretty well considering
reward: 3 bronze scales
ask me how I know Mr Grizz is israeli....
I think Salmon Run should be hard
I think the rare superboss should be hard
I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
I think sometimes you should die because you got all the worst bullshit at once
I think the mode should sometimes be unfair at the highest difficulties
I think it should take a long time to get the best rewards
We know, Nogami.
I also think Ganker is kinda pussy about it
I only agree with the first, second, and last opinions.
the rest are wrong sorry
Why would you want the bosses to be balanced?
Would you also suggest buffing scrapper and flipper flopper to make them more dangerous?
Genuinely curious, I absolutely don’t understand this opinion
>Why would you want the bosses to be balanced?
????????????????????????
huh? why would i want the main obstacle in the game mode to be balanced? are you moronic? are you really asking me why i would want the gamemode to be fair? moron
Balanced doesn’t mean fair, this isn’t a PvP mode anon. It means balanced. People complain that some bosses are harder than others. That seems odd to me, I don’t get it.
I don’t agree it should be fair either, on the highest difficulties it should demand incredible feats. But I can understand why some people don’t want that.
I cannot change your mind if you genuinely believe a PVE game mode shouldn't be balanced, that is just something incorrect in your brain and I'm sorry
??? You can’t be serious. Do you think a gobs and a lakitu should be equally as dangerous?
>gobs
I meant goombas, not sure why my keyboard ate half the inputs
Do you think that's what balanced means? Are YOU serious?? No one says balanced in a videogame sense and thinks that everything should be the exact same. You are a lost cause
Balanced means even strength anon, nont exactly the same, and not “easy and fair”
Also a goomba and lakitu fill completely different roles, just like bosses, they do different things. You don't just shoot blindly at a steelhead like you would a big shot. Some bosses are inherently easier than others, not all equally the same.
Flyfish does not fit this, and is significantly harder than any other boss, and requires you to stop what you are doing, run right up next to it, throw a bomb that takes up 75% of your ink tank without it bouncing out, TWICE. It is not like anything else in the game mode and I do not believe it is balanced.
>Balanced doesn’t mean fair
????
Are you ESL?
>I think Salmon Run should be hard
yes
>I think the rare superboss should be hard
yes
>I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
wrong
>I think sometimes you should die because you got all the worst bullshit at once
wrong
>I think the mode should sometimes be unfair at the highest difficulties
wrong
>I think it should take a long time to get the best rewards
sure, but not too long
I agree with everything except the last one. Killing Cohozuna should not give you only 3 fricking bronze scales.
>I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
Big Shot does. As soon as one spawns they just keep coming, feels like they fricked up the spawn rate
>As soon as one spawns they just keep coming
NTA but most cap at 4 you drama queen
Yes they cap at 4 but you kill them and almost instantly 4 more show up. It's obnoxious during low tide EVP because you can't easily kill them with specials like Flyfish
This is true and really bullshit, many times I'll kill the 2 or 3 of them that spawned and the exact second one of those dies another 2 show up. It's asinine.
Nerf Flyfish, fix Spawning Grounds on high tide, fix the scale rewards, have the game disconnect the match if you only have 2 teammates on the first wave
there I fixed Salmon Run
>I think Salmon Run should be hard
It is on real difficulties and it still doesn't excuse flyfish
>I think the rare superboss should be hard
Yes, they should, right now cohozuna is just a slot machine where if too much stingers and flyfish get rolled you lose because they take way too long to kill
>I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
Yes you are moronic we know
>I think sometimes you should die because you got all the worst bullshit at once
Timmies do that with flying colours just demote you fricks
>I think the mode should sometimes be unfair at the highest difficulties
Yes, i already said we know you're moronic
>I think it should take a long time to get the best rewards
Long time != literal months if not years, this is not a fricking mmo. What's next, 0,01% rare drop you can only get from randomly spawning boss that spawns globally once per day and you need 100 of these to get the thing?
It should be months or years, this is a long term game with two years if regular updates and events coming. Not everyone should reach it, and certainly not in a couple of weeks
kys neet homosexual
I’m employed but thanks. There should be long term rewards to work for so you don’t exhaust the game’s content instantly.
I mean, they can patch in more rewards over time. The catalogue offers tons more unique shit over three months and some people have already capped that. Should they limit how many catalog levels you can get in a day? Frick no.
Does anyone have that image of Mr Coco saying "I'm going to fricking kill you" or something
I only have this
Oh I think that was it, couldn't remember what the text said exactly
I like Mr Coco a lot
I went to Goystop and they've still got Splatoon 2 selling for 60 sheckles yet not a single copy of Splatoon 3
>lost to baby jelly level 2
cheating little shit
I miss the Sting Ray ;_;
t. Jet shitter who sat at spawn
Frick you!
I'm glad it's gone for the purpose of it being gone in ranked, but I hate getting crab tank in SR.
>Be spawning grounds
>Be high tide
>Two flyfish spawn at the same time
>Die
>spawning grounds
>high tide
>fly fish appears
>kill it
>start getting blasted from a stinger on other side of map
>go kill it
>another stinger starts blasting you from the other side of the map
>flyfish appears
>drizzler appears
>maws appears
>steelhead appears
high tide is so fricking moronic, I didn't remember it being this bad in S2... I'm only Profresh +2 tho
>I didn't remember it being this bad in S2
I'm convinced you guys never hit high levels in 2
maybe the maps weren't as shit at high tide like 1/3 of spawning grounds being unswimmable/uninkable
Spawning Grounds was a 2 map, dingus
The first fricking one
Profresh in S2 was around 160% hazard level, EVP in S3 is closer to 200%
>have to waddle over the grates to a flyfish
>steel eel comes out of nowhere from the spawn
hightide by the way
>teammates struggling to kill a frickin fish sticks, drizzler, and a maw
>by the time you manage to kill a flyfish solo because frick teamwork the team is dead and THATS A WRAP
Nice recurring threads you guys have here. It would be a shame if some autist started a massive shitpost crusade to banish you to >>>/vg/
🙂
Please no mr autism /ink/ is going to make me cut my pp off
its a nintendo game, wont happend
hasn't worked for smash, cyberpunk, pokemon or anything else popular lately but good luck moron
I am NOT using /ink/, you can't make me.
Pls no don’t make me join the weird roleplayers
Nice try, ABIB doesn't have any grievances regarding sploon.
You can't even get rid of the Touhou losers, what hope do you have against people that actually play the game they're talking about.
frick off ink troony no one is using your discord extension
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Reading this out of context just made me think of
I'm saving this for "images you can hear" threads.
harmofeet
If a flyfish spawns at high tide across the grates and you have the killer wail and you don’t use it it should be legal to shoot you irl
sorry im saving it for wave 3 chums
All they have to do is make long ranged bosses unable to spawn across the grates
>So then they said to me "All they have to do is make long ranged bosses unable to spawn across the grates" lol
Then why even have the grates? Pussy business
How is she still the best?
me on the right
her fans do not deserve her
And yet, where would we all be if she wasn't with us?
with shiver
it's where most of them are now
Coomers aren't people and if presented with them, Marie would put a charge shot between their eyes
well, we can agree on that
this you?
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/392104124/#392466983
She has forever been undefeated enduring the test of time.
It seems like it was just yesterday we had this splatfest.
FRICK and I felt like playing Salmon Run today too
My Win/Loss ratio is so fricking low on Spawning Grounds its not even funny
its worth deranking and using the other maps to get back up.
even derankin the map is bullshit
>level 30 tableturf
NO MORE CARD GAMES FOR A MONTH
>You'll earn 3 sets of card sleeves by leveling up in Tableturf. You can earn every character's card sleeves, by defeating them on level 3 difficulty 30 times. On your 30th win, they'll thank you for the bout and you'll be able to pick up the card sleeves at the lobby terminal.
get going, son
I wish this was actually a live game instead of playing against someone's cards. Takes the fun out of it.
glad to see my fellow gear chads absolutely OBLITERATED the competition
We used our shovels to dig their graves.
but fun won BIGLY
BY A LOT
>Splatsville is miles and miles away from Inkopolis
>still travel to Inkopolis locations for battles
Should have had no returning stages.
travel? they just super jump there
>Splatsville is miles and miles away from Inkopolis
>still dealing with the Inkopolis agents in the story mode anyway
REEEEEE YOU ARE RUINING MY IMMERSION
They could've just been in the area for any reason. What, you think they're just going to WALK there?
Point is, a new location was a perfect opportunity for a new type of plot. One that wasn't about Agents. To see them still stick it despite the new setting is a waste and a disappointment.
Feels like it was rushed really. Especially since they said the entire game was going to be about Chaos and Anarchy since Pearl's side won the final Splatfest but the story mode isn't about that at all. They even bait and switched it with the desert tutorial area then threw you into Alterna shortly afterward which is almost the complete opposite of "chaos".
Plus they never explained how Grizz stole the entire Octarian army under Octavio's nose.
>stole
Did he? Pretty sure they just dumped octavio to get a better work with better pay
The game never said that and unless Octavio stopped brainwashing or S2's Inkantation worked on his entire army I don't see any of the rank and file defecting willingly. They're just too lazy to make completely new mooks for story mode so that's the actual answer anyway.
Keep in mind octavio's "brainwashing" is likely closer to what people do in North Korea. You know just straight up propaganda and all that. It'd explain why the inkantation actually inspires some Octos to leave the underground since that's their first impression of what people on the surface are like and the song basically captures what inkling culture is
>Plus they never explained how Grizz stole the entire Octarian army under Octavio's nose.
That was one of their quick excuses to try and justify reusing Octarians again. That whole decision is why fuzzy ooze even exists.
I mean, that's kind of the point, Anon.
The surface (Splatsville) is all about chaos and anarchy battling/culture clashing aesthetics.
The underground (Alterna) is all about order, with the clean aesthetic, and Grizz wanting to literally "restore order."
If Marina won, it'd just have been the opposite, with the surface being something like ARMS or Mario Kart 8's "live sports broadcast" styled aesthetic, and the underground solo mode being set in some Tank Girl style desert setting.
Was it not obvious they were going for a yin yang theme with the two?
No, as nothing was ever said about there being a yinyang. We were promised desert punk and didn't get it.
The new maps are all desert punk.
Also have you never played any SMT games? That whole "chaos vs order" yin yang shit is kind of ingrained in japanese vidya culture, man.
Most people were expecting Chaos vs Order to influence the campaign, and the winning choice to be the primary influence of said campaign. If I remember right, during Chaos vs Order, the developers even implied it would influence the campaign in a dev interview.
I get the feeling it influenced the vibe of Splatsville too, considering the tech here is more retro than it was in Inkopolis, the most prominent feature being that people here are using flip-phones when they were using smartphones in Inkopolis.
Influencing the hub is more cool than deciding whether Callie or Marie gets sunglasses
Callie vs Marie didn't have the setup or expectation Chaos vs Order did, and I wish Chaos influenced more than the aesthetics of the hub and some stages.
>Theme of the game is chaos
>Map layout is probably the most bland in the series
As much as I love 3 it’s basically 2.5 so I’m not surprised they didn’t put the effort in to have an all out Chaos rehaul
How can Splatoon 3 be Splatoon 2.5 if Splatoon 2 was Splatoon 1.5? Wouldn’t that make this game Splatoon 2?
Ok it’s 1.7 then
Don't ask questions, Anon. Asking too many is bad for you health.
>with the surface being something like ARMS or Mario Kart 8's "live sports broadcast" styled aesthetic, and the underground solo mode being set in some Tank Girl style desert setting.
would be based, frick pearlBlack folk and pedo devs rigging splatfest so she doesn't lose
It's a dumb bait and switch and it's less interesting than if they just went with the desert punk aesthetic of the surface.
dw anon some morons in this general don't know how to observe and put two and two together
>never explained how Grizz stole the entire Octarian army under Octavio's nose
>never explained where they went after Grizz got thrown into space
Now Octavio is all alone. Sad.
Except there's no fricking way they won't get reused one last(?) time when Li'l Judd makes his move. After that? Who knows...
>never explained
he offered better wages I imagine.
I was surprised they didn't have Octavio say anything when you and him get attacked by Octarians in the final boss fight. Figured he would be mad about it or something.
>get his ass handed to him by children three separate times
>has a chunk of his army realize he's a dick and bail on him
>has another chunk of his army abducted and pureed into corpse jelly
>has the rest of his army abducted and fuzzed up
100 years of seething and all it did was push literally EVERYONE away. He's finally got an Octobot King that doesn't take an entire Great Zapfish to run, and he's got nobody left to play for.
Surely the DLC will have him finally move on and start doing something else with his life, because his current state is honestly kinda depressing.
Him and cuttlefish are going to turn back into humanoid forms and they're going to be a gay couple.
Octavio redemption arc where you see him revert to octoling form. And its revealed he's Marina's father.
Octavio is over a hundred years old. Marina is 18 in Splatoon 2. That's fricking weird, anon.
Weird but not impossible.
Octavio changing his ways would also cause what little is left of Octarian society to collapse as it's entirely military based and treated seriously unlike the Inklings and their "simulated murder games are fun!" mentality. If it means no more Octarian enemies in story modes then I'll all for it.
YESSS
Let the boys reunite
oops second one was meant for
Honestly I thought the twist was going to be that Alterna was a VR simulation. There's a part where someone says Callie loves Flooders even though she canonically hates them, and I thought that was a clue that the Splatoon you were working with were artificial constructs or something.
Nope. They just got it wrong.
Maybe she changed her opinion after being in charge of level design in 2.
>even though she canonically hates them
Did you know that the dialogue in Splatoon 2's campaign where Marie says that Callie always hated flooders was instead originally a more wistful comment where Marie said that Callie always loved the sea?
God I hate Treehouse.
They made Marie way more snarky and Pearl way more of an butthole and originally had Marina be a snarky jerkass too. They should not be allowed to do rewrites of character personalities. Wonder if they got reeled in a bit (geddit) for Deep Cut's characterizations as old Treehous would probably have Shiver be a condescending b***h.
I wish they would have, new idols are bland as frick in comparison
I like Shiver's "haughtiness and theatrics hides her goofiness" thing. Having three dummies as hosts could work if they simply gave them more to do in host segments. No tailored lines for individual stages seriously hurts them as otherwise you only see their personalities in story mode.
>deep cut’s characterization
There really isn’t much to rewrite. Frye has like 2 lines the entire broadcast
They have so much potential I have no idea why they’re underutilizing them so much they clearly had personality in the story
My theory is that idol elements in the hub were rushed, considering that many multiplayer elements were found to be unfinished on the cart/1.0.0 build of the game.
Another thing we’ll have to wait till December for. How the frick is a 5 year dev time game rushed. They didn’t even do anything big
Splatoon 3 started development after Chaos vs Order in July 2019 and COVID likely fricked them hard. Remember how after COVID all of Nintendo's announcements slowed down to a crawl for a while?
Not to mention finishing animal crossing(another rushed game)
Changes like that are one of the many reasons why I'll never agree with the idea Treehouse's localization is more interesting than the original. Treehouse removes loads of substance from the original script in favor of their own changes, many of which are bland in their own right. Frostyfest's dialogue in 2 is a great example of how Treehouse's localization is not just worse in characterization, but also in terms of content and even conversational flow. To prefer Treehouse is to fall for style over substance.
She is admittedly very pretty.
Only thing I'll give Treehouse is that they made Octavio more memorable in the first game as he was just saying generic super villain lines in the original script but got punched up with music puns in the US version. They went back to generic super villain afterward though.
I must confess, I was never a huge Marie fan.
But I fell in love the moment I saw her like this in S2.
localizers are lazy and dumb they dont remember canon stuff about characters and care more about injecting octo racism in the game
Yeah and? They already implied they don't have much going on these days anyway, so what's stopping them from going where they want?
Clearly showed a mass transit system
The Squidbeaks are the only people in their entire society who cares about finding missing Great Zapfishes so I can excuse it. Cuttlefish was on a stakeout once news got out that Splastville's vanished as he always suspects Octavio and once they stopped hearing back from him the other three went to track him down and stumbled upon the new Agent 3.
>chaos wins
>in the desert for about 15 minutes before the entire single player takes place I'm orderly lab environments
>story mode largely takes place in snowy Alterna
>don't use the Agent whose gear and look is inspired by snowboarders
>Agent 4?
>more like Agent Who
These threads are closing faster than I can post. I'm too busy playing.
>found an annaki shirt with a choker in the shop today
oh baby
Can someone make me a looped gif of Frye sitting down and bobbing back and forth during the announcements? She's so cute and I want it forever.
I would like to thank Splatoon for giving me the opportunity to beat people with an over-sized paint roller.
I don't normally main Splat Roller, but it can be really fun on certain matches.
Every day they become more and more real
Needs to look more Salmon-y
Male idols? Would have been cool
So they have two asses?
Why do squids have breasts? They arent mammals.
Ink sacs
I'd suck their ink sacs if ya know what I mean
Drawing a blank here.
If ink sacks are stored in the boobs, why don't male cephlapod kids have boobies?
theirs are stored in the balls
For paizuri, why else?
so you can suckle on them
To stop Octolings from stealing all the Inkling Boys.
Evolutionary reproductive defense mechanism
ink sacs
>but what about the boys
ink is also stored in the balls
Hmm, so in order to have ink fried squid, you'd need to milk them first before frying them?
Canonically they evolved from the feelings and desires of humans
human memory crystals
thats why they even shaped like humans in the first place
so what's the japanese consensus on the splatfest and/or lack of tricolors? since they are the only ones the devs listen to
I’m 2-0 on king kills today. I’ve achieved enlightenment and realized that you don’t just chase eggs.
Yeah, I was so close to just killing him with the fricking carbon. All my Teammates were alive but they were off trying to harvest eggs. If they had just backed me up we could have killed him with our combined weapon power. Soon people will figure it out. Hopefully.
Yeah, I thought that too when I had the Ballpoint Splatling.
Then I realized both a Flyfish and a Stinger showed up, my Teammates couldn't get to them in time, and we all died.
Harmony is FLAT
She's perfect as a sushi table.
I think I hate the Museum stage now. I'll trade it for Shellendorf Institute.. maybe. All the latter stage needed was more inkable areas on the top level.
>Demote myself twice to part timer
yeah it's spawning grounds time
Spl4toon: Squids in real life
Next game is just real squid waifus
Is this game is good to play solo? I kinda want to try, but have hacked Switch, and cannot go online.
The singleplayer is like 8 hours of mild enjoyment, at least I enjoyed it quite a bit, but not worth $60 if thats all you can do
He has a hacked switch, I doubt they are buying anything.
Get Splatoon 2 and the Octo Expansion DLC if you want a good single player experience.
play 2 and the DLC first, 3's campaign is fun but I think Octo Expansion is the best the series has on offer for single player content.
Splatoon’s single player is pretty much a glorified tutorial. I wouldn’t recommend it, MAYBE 2 with the octo expansion but I’m still not sure about that.
>have hacked Switch
then what do you lose homosexual few hours of your time?
>few hours of your time?
yes.
your time is worthless like your whole existence
Not worth it at all offline, I can emulate and bought a shitch specifically so I can play this and smash online
this roller frickin sucks lmfao it cant even kill chums in one hit
Salmon Run is the only time I wish we had the Dynamo Roller.
>No more free gacha rolls on catalog levels
this card emote was so worth it
frick you squatting homosexuals
>not getting the dab emote for maximum salt
>he doesn't dab on timmies
>Agent 3 is at least in her 20s in Splatoon 3
Does she have boobs now?
Wife
Cute toes. Shame most sandals also have socks on.
It's pretty funny 3 inherited the torn up rag cuttlefish used to wear alongside the cap
He*
At what age do their pupils change to look like the idols'?
Why would their eyes change to that of the idols?
I've always assumed that the idol's eyes look like that because they're full grown adults.
The Squid Sisters had their star-shaped pupils even when they were children. It's just a special trait the idols have rather than it being an age-related thing.
I see, excuse my oversight.
>oversight
heh, i get it
They don't have eyes like that cause they're idols, they're idols cause they have eyes like that
>want to use Luna blaster
>garbage ass grappling special
Guess I’m sticking with range blaster
And yet Team Cat was the salty ones.
>win stolen
>why are they salty
Jesus fricking christ this salmon run map is fricking impossible, the weapons we got are shit, you got grates that you have to walk across at high tides, I managed to lose 2 matches at wave 1 as a professional part timer. How the frick do they expect you to do this shit?
When is the optimal time to play Salmon Run?
I've got a Cohozuna gauge filled up and I only need one win to get up to EVP. Should I just bite the bullet and try now or should I try later tonight?
For me playing before 1am PST is almost guaranteed derank
>mfw I wage from 6am
Frick it, might as well try now and pray Timmy got called to eat his dinner. Just ONE win, but I'll take a survival to past round 2 to maintain rank.
Good luck anon!
Reporting back.
>one timmy is afk at the start of the match, already foreboding sign
>near the end of the first round things start getting beyond hectic. See two people have disconnected. By then get destroyed and overrun despite making egg quota. Negative 10 points. Now I need two wins, still no Cohozuna.
Reporting back again. Now at Prof +3, 30...Still no Cohozuna. Timmies running rampant. This is pure hell. I've given up on trying for EVP for today. Just let me fight Cohozuna and be done.
If you don't get it before you drop to 10 just give up. It's not worth the derank.
Thanks for the updates, at least your tried, can't fault a squid for trying
Got Cringeazuna...7 bronze skills. Couldnt beat him, but i'll take it. Signing off for this rotation, frick you Mr. Grizz or Lil Judd or whoever runs this bullshit.
Despite having fun with Splat2 PvP, I did not have fun with Splat3 demo PvP. Is Splat3 SR as fun or better than in Splat2?
ANSWER ME Black folk
Is better. Nearly everything is in 3. No point in going back to 2.
I wish they would bring back Ruins of Ark Polaris. Or literally any salmon run stage from 2 that isn't fricking spawning grounds or salmonid smokeyard.
It's a shame Ark Polaris didn't make it, it would have been perfect considering the single player.
watch gameplay footage or something you stupid homosexual
there's more bullshit to deal with, and you're able to be more productive to compensate (egg throwing), yes it's a big improvement
I have 500 hours in Splatoon 2 total, I already have 100 hours in Splatoon 3. I am going to say it is more fun than 2 based on this statistic
>never have killed a cohozuna
>Already got two gold scales
I tend to get better rewards when I lose to him anyway
>6 coho kills
>still not even 10 silver scales to buy new slop suit
Frick you
I have the black suit already, I must be pretty lucky because every time I kill Cohozuna on Profreshional +3 I get like 13 silver scales
>13 silver scales
>per cohozuna kill
bullshit or you're the luckiest man alive
I have around 20 so far saving for white slopsuit.
How much are the black/white slopsuites?
You first need to spend some to even unlock the black and white, don't remember how many
>with shitty homosexuals who lose composure at the sign of a bunch of mook salmon
never gonna make it to the big leagues, kids
>canonical favorite weapon type is charger
Can she get any better?
I haven't used an explosher in a long time and damn is this shit satisfying
Eats ink like a grubgay at mcdonalds though
>people celebrating with their specials
you fricking homosexuals we almost lost by a second there with the quota
>Get four games in a row with glowflies as the first match
>Each time people do a moronic strat where they hide on a wall and get a huge hoard of enemies at the bottom
>"This looks like it could work"
>Each time the glowflies change person everyone ends up spazing out and dying
>Literally nobody collecting eggs because they spawn too far away from the basket
>get deranked
For fricks sake. You can't even blame the weapons since its a good rotation. Whats wrong with these kids?
people just hate shooting chums for some reason
This is the optimal strategy though. The key is that everyone else has to be smart enough to actually be collecting eggs while giving themselves an escape route if they end up with the glowflies.
I've seen people jump between the two points and have it work fine. Everyone sticks around the same area and the moment the glowflies go onto them they know they have to jump between the two points. Closer to the basket and less likely for it to go wrong if people are all crowded in an area they can bail from if shit hits the fan.
Yeah that works on Gone Fission Hydroplant.
For Sockeye Station, I find what works is if one person clings to the central pillar and everyone else hangs out on the egg basket platform because the salmonids have to go all the way around giving them time to get to the wall if they get glowflies.
I haven't figured out a sound strategy on Spawning Grounds though. There's like two usable walls at high tide but both are super risky.
>Got Lil’ Judd’s card sleeves
I’m really tempted to use my bits on the remaining salmonoid cards, but I know as soon as I did, I’d pull them out of my 3 remaining catalogue packs / a random gacha pack. Once again, it’s kind of annoying that everything is so time-gated in this series (can’t just grind for packs).
The worst thing about the last splatfest is that you need everyone, gear people, grub people, and fun people, to turn a deserted island into a paradise. This splatfest exists to divide us.
>implying we need grun or fungays
just use shovel to kill them and take their grub and fun tools
Is LDE exactly as good as it was in 2 or did they change it?
>walls of text
>meme frog
Not reading
>Not reading
we know you are american you are genetically incapable to read
Do I need to play 2 to understand story or can I skip it and just play 3? I want to get into race wars
The story is
>There was a war 10000 years ago and humans died
>We fought for the land with those octoBlack folk and put them in their place
>And now they've stolen the great zapfish
>Go get it back
years
Like a hundred years you mean. Cap'n cuttlefish and octavio fought in it.
This is about humans, not the Great Turf War
Even worse because octarians werent a thing then. The data logs in 3 make it clear humanity died off mostly because of natural disaster and environmental damage. Than the remainders from a challenger explosion in the biidome.
humanity died because we entrusted our future to the Fr*nch
Zoomers won't get it
>bunch of egghead scientists kill the rest of humanity off due to miscalculations
>a giant grizzly bear fixes it and launches successfully thousands of years later
>crystals explode
>but not this time because uhhhh they just don't
>also rocket can penetrate solid ground, squids use literal magic, salmonids don't need air because air is for gays and can just go to space because gravity is for gays too and DJ octavio has infinite money just like a literal bear
videogames
it's amazing how it only took 3 games for them to completely jump the shark
the WORST part about >muh SPACE battle is
>rocket pointing away from earth
>gravity points sideways
>you can fall off the side of the rocket, acceleraring sideways (tangentially) from the earth
>boss rolls the rocket 3 times and you have to avoid falling ""off""
lazy morons should have had a gravity cylinder like in Mario Galaxy
Don't forget Grizz needed Cuttlefish's brain for some reason then doesn't actually take it yet mummifies him for no reason. Either that or Cuttlefish is able to talk and function mostly normally without a brain like my team mates.
didn't he just want to extract "wisdom" from him
inklings are moronic and don't need a brain anyway
humans are clearly fricking alive in northern greenland
?
Yeah something like that I guess
I don't remember
frickin morons not using their special, AGAIN
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER PLAYER IT WOULDN'T GET TO THE POINT WHERE THE SPECIAL NEEDS TO BE USED IN THE FIRST PLACE
its high tide you are going to want to use the beacon because people are going to die really close to eachother because NO ONE KILLS THE FLYFISHES RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
using the specials makes you a better player
When are reefluxgays and to a lesser extent flingzagays getting the rope? I am sick of never seeing the stupid homosexual playing reeflux but needing to dodge tentamissles every 15-20 seconds.
In Salmon Run, does the person depositing golden eggs get more points or does it matter otherwise than "I did more than you did"?
The payout is based on your personal paygrade and the total power+golden eggs collected, only way you're going to be earning less than your teammates is if you've been demoted
Points are awarded based on that total golden egg count at the end, multiplied by your job title bonus. Individual performance doesn't matter as much as the total team effort does. So if you're better at boss killing and your friend is better at egg running then stick to those roles and play your part.
>clam blitz
>we are losing
>our barrier is broken
>teammate throws our ball into our own basket
In fricking S rank
>When the game lags and the basket doesn't lower when it's your turn to score
>Cap'n cuddlefish was a bamboozler user
Based
>Cap'n cuddlefish was at some point just Master Roshi
I thought the inspiration was obvious
>Just started playing ranked for the first time today
>Overtime Clam Blitz
>Have a ball
>Somehow manage to juke two enemies and make it to their basket and break it open
>Teammates come out of fricking nowhere with some clams and a killer wail to cover them
>We win
This mode is going to give me a heart attack.
I feel the same way every session. Sometimes I think I'm getting too old for this shit. It's always hype af tho.
>Mudmouths wave 3
Mudmouths and tornado rounds are breather rounds, they're much easier than regular runs or any other special wave.
>ONE PLAYER LEFT!
It's you
>last one left
>bomb fails to revive anyone
>trying to shoot ONE teammate right next to me but missing
>out of ink
Objective: Survive
>Cohozuna's fat ass is blocking all of them
At that point just throw yourself in the drink and be done with it.
Not like winning is going to get you better rewards against him anyways.
>Activate spider-tank and clean house.
Save your supers for these moments.
>Crab tank as last one alive
Enjoying dying to Maws stinger or flyfish
That’s what the ball form is for.
>You try to revive your teammates
>They are wiggling around randomly and you keep missing
I SEE YOU I SEE YOU FRICKING HOLD STILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Hold still to let a teammate revive me
>He keeps missing anyway
>1 of them is way too far away
>throw bomb at the other 2 grouped together as a last ditch effort
>their lifesavers aren't even out yet
>die
>wave 1
>14 quota, wave 1
ahh, those were the good old days. when things were simple
>could have used inkstrike in the beginning
>dies like a shitter and nearly fails
go-getters everyone
>ignores the chum
this is what im talkin about. just shoot the fricker already
I have had some really clutch moments where the last egg for quota gets deposited by the last player alive in the last second. Salmon Run is so fun.
When you're one egg short that's the most painful though.
>when you're four eggs short and there were like 20 eggs surrounding the basket on the ground earlier that nobody bothered to put into it
But the real most painful thing is when you reach -1000 in ranked.
You guys are such unbelievable b***hes it actually insane, the only thing even mildly annoying about spawning grounds is the grated area in the back. Other than that it’s a completely normal map.
Gone Fission is much harder.
Gone Fission is baby mode what the frick are you on about? I didn't lose any points during last rotation while I'm getting buttfricked on this one.
>3 narrow spawn areas during normal tide
>bridge area during high tide
>another 2 narrow ass spawn islands during low tide
No, frick this shitty map, it's just choke point after choke point.
Are all the babbies complaining about Tentamissles new to Splatoon or something? It was infinitely worse in S2 due to so many other weapons having it but you didn't see non-stop b***hing about in in that game. The N-Zap version could fire them off almost as rapidly as the bow and had an easier time defending itself if cornered.
There's never a time to not complain about tentamissiles
Isn't this just /ink/ fricking around?
it it was they captured average match perfectly
How fricking scorched are the Octarian Wastelands that Octavio couldn't just build a mech to revitalize the land over the course of years? Even if the attempt failed, it certainly couldn't be worse than sulking underground in rotting human settlements studying mind control and propaganda techniques for a century.
>Great Turf War was so big that it left giant creators in the land
Now that's a story mode I want to see.
and meant craters. Need a big bombastic story mode instead of glorified tutorials. Maybe a spin-off game even.
>just got Wave 1 Glowflies on High Tide on this fricking map
Thats fine I didn't want to be Pro +3 anyways
I'm trying to get out of fricking Pro +1
It's the first time I encountered it in especially in Pro +1
Any news on the Splatoon 3 Artbook?
SR with randos always falls apart because you absolutely cannot trust your team even a little bit. So even decent players feel like they have to do shit they know they shouldn't.
There are two stingers on the beach. You have the Squiffer. You know you should not go down there. You say "this way". No one comes. The stingers fire. Someone dies. "This way", you say. No one comes.
They will kill us all. Someone has to do something. You jump down to kill the stingers. You manage it but die to chum. Your team is nowhere to be found. You are dead on the beach slowly inching your way up to the middle. "Help", you shout. A flyfish spawns. Everyone dies. That's a wrap.
>I have no mouth yet I must splat
>morons spent so much time tryin to get eggs while i kite king around the grates that they dont even bother using said eggs to throw at him
lmao
>yellow and green suits in my SR lobby
>these guys must be good!
>crew wipe in second round
>they had the worst stats
if i keep new gear, does my old gear give me my chunks or what? talkin about the salmon run hats mostly
No, you get nothing.
well good to know
>gear 58%
Frick me, no wonder tricolour was nonexistent.
>fun won pro
>ran from tricolour
Fungays fear the gearmurai.
Fungay here, i never did pro because i didnt know what it was
Havent won a single glowflies round so far in S3.
Cant be done
So Marina become an Idol after they beated Octavio in 1 but how Shiver decided to be one? Was she in the octarian army similar to her
She's a member of the Takoyakuza that ran away to do her own thing.
I kinda get the vibe that the splatlands have had inklings and octolings living together for a long time. Probably populated by those that didn't fit into either other country and found this place on the outskirts of a wasteland to start a country.
she's from an octoling branch that had nothing to do with Octavio or the Octarian regime
How do I unlock more uniform colors in SR?
I think you just spend scales and it unlocks more buying options
I fricking hate the goldie gusher bullshit, 3 eggs left and the motherfricker spawns in the farthest possible thing, over 3 miles of grates, we literally can not go fast enough
since 2 I hate this motherfricker wave
i have about 500 hours in splatoon 2 and the "community" is making me want to quit this shit and just play normie games instead. I can't handle this gay shit anymore. Every time I walk in the square it's a furry post, or a LGBT post, or something like that.
I wanna start reporting them now but I'm afraid to have my account banned for over reporting.
I have never heard of them banning for over reporting in any of the games. I've been reporting anything with even a hint of furry or discord links ever since launch and have been just fine.
Even if Nintendo doesn't do anything about them then at least they're gone from my plaza and stage graffiti.
Just don’t walk around in the square, fricking loser lmao. Just go into matches
hide the fricking posts you autist
There aren't even that many now it's just shit like "I like women"
That's not even gay I love women
>I love women
Homo
Nothing homosexual about not loving women.
Yeah I like sticking my dick in them, but I don't LIKE them.
Nah it’s also fun to stick your dick in anything warm and wet, not liking women is homosexual activity specifically
Nah bro, you’re gay as frick.
i've reported like 30 posts including very light fetishism, without being banned or told i had bad reports
just have at it, or ignore them
Have you tried a thicker skin?
Anon you have 500 hours in Splat 2 but are only NOW thinking about quitting? Splat 2 was full of this shit too.
This is why I switch to based Japs region
This Salmon rotation is hell, or is it just me?
its the map. its always this frickin map that amplifies the loadouts. the loadouts are fine except the roller because it's not dynamo
I forget, did we get an explanation in 3 for Octavio being out of his snowglobe again?
He always breaks out eventually, guy probably has Hulk strength in those bulging tentacles of his.
Wtf even is Grizz?!
He's smarter than the average bear.
Not to mention How he has the abilities that octolings have and is fricking huge! WTF DID HE DO TO HIMSELF?!
Fuzzy Ooze seems to be some sort of weird ink variant. Grizz morphs while he's moving around the rocket and is able to use ink based specials so maybe he became the almost perfect fusion of ink and mammal he wants the rest of the world to be.
Not applying it correctly seems to turn you into a comatose fuzzball though.
So you're saying Mr.Grizz Is some chimera hybrid and not some normal bear anymore. I wonder if waterbears are mixed in? Mainly because he's able to survive in space just fine like a water bear.
A waterbear isn't an actual bear anon. It's a tardigrade. I think you'd notice if he looked like this.
I know but it would still make sense because of the name and that Mr.Grizz is already a mutant at this point
He was in cryosleep for 10,000 years, dreaming the entire time
>dreaming
it said he was awake, didn't it?
I forget the wording, but he still thinking regardless
They could even be on the moon for all we know, I think about it every time I see it during Splatfests
>grizzco splatnna does Mr Grizz claw attack on a full charge
Imagine
Mossed opportunity not to have Gizz’s attacks based on Grizzco weapons
>instead of fuzzy Octarians Grizz could've used robots or drones with illegal Grizzco weapons
Man, the more I think about it the more disappointing 3's story becomes.
Fighting one octoling with a grizzco blaster would have been harder than any last boss
fuzzy malformed salmons
instead of octosnipers there are flyfish everywhere
>human robots with grizzco weaponry
>a few sanitized octolings with cyborg augments are in use too
>8 losses in a row in ranked
>top splatter every time
Kill me. It's only partially my fault I swear.
NOW WATCH ME NAENAE
so how the frick are they gonna justify using the octarians for the DLC?
Clones
Actual desert bandit Octarian army led by an eyepatch wearing giant Amazon Octoling who didn't join the rest of their race under the domes after the Great Turf War.
You guys are assuming the DLC is single player and not just a multiplayer expansion pack like Mario kart
99% certain they explicitly mentioned it'd be a story DLC.
I thought it was pretty obvious it was going to be singleplayer given it's around Pearl and Marina
perfect excuse to use agent 4 I suppose
I wouldn't be surprised if they forget Agent 4 again and instead use Agent 8.
They didn't forget, they show her house on the map, it's in the middle of nowhere, so if anything, that's the joke
And 8
I don’t think nintendo has ever done dlc that segments the multiplayer population,
Mario Kart 8 (on the Wii U) did that
Deluxe doesn't do it thankfully
Has ANY dlc ever done that? Seems like you’d be shooting yourself in the foot
oh you poor naive fool
Shooters did it a lot back when they sold map pack dlcs, not sure if they still do that.
Li'l Judd inherited the Fuzzy Octarians when he became the new head of Grizzco.
Enjoy fighting not just the Octarians again, but the exact same type of Octarians twice in one game.
woomy
>Inkblot and Mincemeat RM
Absolute dogshit maps rotation
Today's salmon run loadout isn't bad, right? I'm just getting a bunch of really stupid teammates, yeah?
Ballpoint can be confusing for people unfamiliar with it, carbon tricks people by making them think they can roll over shit, and splatty guzzles ink. But overall it’s pretty solid, the real issue is the map fricking blows.
Carbon has been really great for the grillers and just steamrolling smallfry and able to outrun a griller as well because the thing is so speedy and decently ink efficient if you're not spraying it everywhere.
Of course, it’s a great weapon overall. Doesn’t mean I don’t see people try to roll over chum and bounce into a gangbang.
Hey man I gotta outrun the flyfish barrage somehow
>accidentally bump into anything
>bumpercar my way right into my death
Yeah you are. But it's the level too. Combination of both. Honestly every Salmon Run rotation has had some pretty far out weapons. They really seem to want to be pushing people to learn new and different weapon types rather than easy them into it with easy shit.
Everyone with a Hero Shot Replica is kicking the shit out of me. Is the campaign actually that good training?
I'm gonna miss Mr.Grizz...
Little Judd yelling at me to meet my quota doesnt feel the same
they fricking wasted mr. grizz so hard
all style over substance
I will never use motion controls.
Same
Okay have fun missing until you get mad and quit
This is the kind of person who fought on team grub
Dynamopilled
Good for you buddy. How you holding up?
Not half bad. I seem to do decently without them.
post a replay code of a match
thumbnail looked like a screenshot from a doom mod
Where the frick are the deep cut badges?
They will be rewarded at the end of Splatoon 3's support.
You can only get one and its the idol you sided with the most in Splatfests.
And only if you never skipped a splatcast
>three kills with one bomb
No-one ever expects a cooked curling bomb.
How many battles do I need to unlock all the Amiibo gear?
I just got it all when i scanned it right away